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if your opponent doesnt see your blunder, just blunder again

"if your opponent does not see your blunder it didnt happen".

"i'm harder than my opponent" that can go a VERY different way

Why did you not show us the 3rd game, and then say that the video was too short?

If I hear con-tent another time...

Please eat something and take care of yourself, we all care about you

1:58 I like to think simp had some ideas for this but thought he'd leave this part of the script for later, then pushed out the voice and thought leaving that in was funnier

If you blunder in a forest and the opponent doesn't see it, does it make a noise?

simp really is the french move police smh my head

Notice that there is no capturing the king en passant in duck chess, despite allowing the king to move into check and castle through check.

If you make a blunder and no one is around to see it, did you really blunder?

it would be 500% if you won 5 times by playing only 1 game. You played 5 games. Are you sure you're not an adopted asian from somewhere else?

If your opponent doesn’t see your blunder, buy them dinner

If your opponent doesn’t see your blunder, look for a better blunder.

That royal fork was utter devastation

amazing

8 min format is too long, I'm not watching

If your opponent doesn't see your blunder they aren't going to take your thunder.

Take take C3 , castle castle 🧞‍♂️

You should have lost your second game due to en pasant taking your king through castling

Wait isnt the duck completely useless in the thumbnail or am i crazy lmfao

Absolutely lost it on, "He is using his rook to prevent me from castling, therefore... Castle."

When your opponent doesn't see your blunder, it was actually a trap you set for your opponent. 1:59

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If you blunder and you lose the game, it was a blunder. If you blunder and you win the game, it was a sacrifice.

It's not a blunder if your opponent doesn't see it!

4:39 shouldn't it be "king passant"?

There should be a setting that allows only for paring with players rated not further than 200 from you, frustrating tbh

If your opponent doesnt see your blunder, its free tempo

6:35 that moment when Simp misses Qxf3 Θe1 mate in one.

blocked en passant unsubbing

It's not a blunder if you call it a gambit

2:41 you could of ate the knight and put the duck in e2 and he couldn't take back with the queen since they have to move the duck then its gonna be a free queen, correct me if i'm wrong please

"... then it's not a blunder."

At this point Simp is going to become World Duck Chess Champion.

no way simp can actually count to 5?

Hi 10th commenter

Chess, but you are s(i)mpathetic. Whenever your opponent blunders a piece, you have to blunder a piece aswell.

If your opponent doesn’t see your blunder, it’s not a blunder.

"If your opponent does not see your blunder, I have not come up with a next part yet" Truth

1:59 If your opponent doesn't see your blunder, then its actually a brilliant move.

100 rated chess but your opponent is playing duck chess, after every turn your opponent takes, you have to move an imaginary duck to the best possible location for them / worst possible location for you. the video ends if someone illegally moves through the imaginary duck.

I sharted

22 seconds ago, no views? Chess Simp really fell off jk, good work as always!

Yum

wow 20 seconds since release

UI is terrible. In puzzle mode there is no indication on what spell do. No description, no info on hover up

Half the game is picking the right spells. The shot in the dark is the best, but I don't like it's existence. Someone commented it should cost 6 (so you can't cast it twice in a row). I think creating a pawn and a shift spell (horizontal or diagonal) are very fun to have. The one to upgrade a piece (or pawn) into a knight for three mana is pretty powerful too, possibly with the create pawn one? The queen move can be winning, but you'll not use it every game.

Wait DxC6 already blundered your video cos c6 was not attacked by your king

SITD should just be removed. It's making it not chess.