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Komentáře • 256

  • @marcosettembre
    @marcosettembre Před měsícem +771

    2:08 challenge is lost

    • @yashaakimov5378
      @yashaakimov5378 Před měsícem +15

      pieces and pawns can't move, but they definitely can capture.

    • @LeonSoEpic
      @LeonSoEpic Před měsícem +47

      ​@@yashaakimov5378 You're telling me you slice your enemies without moving?

    • @yashaakimov5378
      @yashaakimov5378 Před měsícem +25

      @@LeonSoEpic yea, they teleport on this square and blow up previous piece

    • @user-re6zi7vz7j
      @user-re6zi7vz7j Před měsícem +2

      Let's just say, its a capture :)

    • @goblinslayer310
      @goblinslayer310 Před měsícem +4

      @@LeonSoEpic have you ever seen anime?

  • @Djenzh
    @Djenzh Před měsícem +789

    100 rated chess, but you don't blunder the challenge immediately

  • @pawel.b
    @pawel.b Před měsícem +307

    Challenge failed at 2:08

  • @ACanadianPreacher
    @ACanadianPreacher Před měsícem +444

    You lost the challenge on your first pawn capture, you moved to one of the restricted files

    • @dibenp
      @dibenp Před měsícem +23

      I totally didn’t even notice that. I was focused on how to get the pieces activated and what kind of strategy to use. 😅

    • @simonnathan7404
      @simonnathan7404 Před měsícem +34

      The way he was talking, I think he didn’t read “or to” in the challenge. But honestly I think the challenge is better when you pieces can make desperado moves into the middle only to get stuck there….

    • @ACanadianPreacher
      @ACanadianPreacher Před měsícem +7

      @simonnathan7404 I don't necessarily disagree that just wasn't the challenge 😅

    • @ACanadianPreacher
      @ACanadianPreacher Před měsícem

      @dibenp definitely better than I would have done 😉

    • @sebastien5048
      @sebastien5048 Před měsícem +9

      @@simonnathan7404 he definitely read the "or to" since he said his knight had only four avaiable squares at 3:33

  • @vindik8or
    @vindik8or Před měsícem +179

    2:05 and simp already ended his own video.

  • @Louis-mw8xp
    @Louis-mw8xp Před měsícem +202

    Bro lost the challenge on move 4

  • @anthophyllite
    @anthophyllite Před měsícem +121

    I knew what I was gonna find in the comments but it's still funny how people keep commenting about the challenge blunder no matter how many others have already mentioned it. I love it.

    • @DB-ku7vu
      @DB-ku7vu Před měsícem +8

      Speaking before comprehending isn’t reserved to online communication, unfortunately.

    • @MoonGlow22
      @MoonGlow22 Před měsícem +1

      True

    • @zhoufang996
      @zhoufang996 Před měsícem +2

      This is way too difficult a challenge really

    • @WoodenClockwerk
      @WoodenClockwerk Před měsícem

      Probably because whenever he does this and reads comments he never addresses it lol

    • @mamoonrasheedshaik9461
      @mamoonrasheedshaik9461 Před měsícem

      It's not like one needs to read comments before posting one though (I understand that here, the top 11 of 10 comments say that still...)

  • @ButchLeColosse
    @ButchLeColosse Před měsícem +223

    Simp throwing the challenge for engagement

    • @randomvids8124
      @randomvids8124 Před měsícem +20

      It works every time.

    • @DharshM0
      @DharshM0 Před měsícem +11

      Yup, people love pointing out when others are wrong

    • @Penguin4096-si9fz
      @Penguin4096-si9fz Před měsícem

      and for dislikes by some but yeah (not by me, I don't dislike)

  •  Před měsícem +47

    Simpler code for choosing three files:
    import random
    files = random.sample("abcdefgh", 3)
    print(files)

    • @person8064
      @person8064 Před měsícem +13

      Just print the sample directly without using a variable. One less line

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Před měsícem +14

      @@person8064 or he can just throw 3 eight-sided dices and avoid having to code entirely

    • @pedrojaden12
      @pedrojaden12 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@San-lh8usthat's a coward move

    • @reminderIknows
      @reminderIknows Před měsícem +21

      print(__import__("random").sample("abcdefgh", 3))

    • @RoadsideCookie
      @RoadsideCookie Před měsícem +8

      ​@@reminderIknows You're fired lol

  • @thischannelisawesome
    @thischannelisawesome Před měsícem +9

    Chess simp: unlike humans, computers give truly random results
    Computer: *always does the worst possible thing*

    • @schwingedeshaehers
      @schwingedeshaehers Před měsícem

      there would have been worse combinations (depending, on what you look for)

  • @michaelneuman4851
    @michaelneuman4851 Před měsícem +16

    I predict a theme will emerge in the comments to this video.

  • @FalconFetus8
    @FalconFetus8 Před měsícem +38

    Flagrantly breaking the rule is a coward move.

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Před měsícem +3

      oh, are you too much of a coward to break a few rules? flagrantly breaking rules is pure testosterone

  • @Krvsrnko
    @Krvsrnko Před měsícem +89

    As the challenge states that your pieces (and pawns) can't move from or TO the three files, Charlie capturing enemy Edward shouldn't have been possible. Nice game nonetheless.

    • @bjorntheviking6039
      @bjorntheviking6039 Před měsícem +3

      a CaPtUrE iSn'T a MoVe TeChNiCaLlY

    • @desfortune
      @desfortune Před měsícem +11

      ​@@bjorntheviking6039 even if someone would use that as an excuse, he still considers capturing a move when talking about all the other pieces, like the knight being stuck on the left side

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme Před měsícem +6

      Did you mean enemy David?

    • @schwingedeshaehers
      @schwingedeshaehers Před měsícem

      @@desfortune as he cant get it back, without another capture

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 Před měsícem +100

    Chesssimp made one mistake in all of his Chessing career. It's Choever.

    • @mr.d8747
      @mr.d8747 Před měsícem +7

      *No, I'm pretty sure it's not the first video he blundered.*

    • @Penguin4096-si9fz
      @Penguin4096-si9fz Před měsícem +3

      actually, many

    • @devanshsrivastava3171
      @devanshsrivastava3171 Před měsícem +4

      Fake (or new) fan spotted
      Also Ch-over

    • @amazingfireboy1848
      @amazingfireboy1848 Před měsícem +1

      Bi-done

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 Před měsícem

      @@devanshsrivastava3171
      Nah, I've been here for a long time, it's just the first time to my knowledge Chessimp completely didn't notice the mistake befote posting

  • @federicocapacci7175
    @federicocapacci7175 Před měsícem +39

    He may have lost the challenge without even realising, but I would have never guessed he'd actually win the game. The challenge was almost impossible.

    • @divinesleeper
      @divinesleeper Před měsícem +1

      and to be fair he made it harder for himself because the pieces on the virus files can still move on the file they were already on, just not to another

    • @n-icebeam
      @n-icebeam Před měsícem

      ​@@divinesleeper the challenge stated the pieces/paws can't move FROM or TO the files.

    • @annihilator6424
      @annihilator6424 Před měsícem

      ​@@n-icebeamQueen and pawns can still be active on those files

    • @n-icebeam
      @n-icebeam Před měsícem

      @@annihilator6424 Why?

    • @Donald_the_Potholer
      @Donald_the_Potholer Před měsícem

      ​@n-icebeam Because the challenge restricted going "to" or from" those chosen files. A pawn that doesn't capture can move _along_ the file, neither entering nor leaving it; as could a queen moving like a rook.

  • @lastar7824
    @lastar7824 Před měsícem +14

    Fail at 2:08

  • @michaelbolting1077
    @michaelbolting1077 Před měsícem +6

    According to the challenge, he could have moved on the center files - just not to/from them. Thus, his black bishop can't move, the pawns on def can't capture, Queen and King are limited to their file.
    Nothing is said about moving.
    However, the first pawn capture males this challenge a loss

    • @paulamarina04
      @paulamarina04 Před měsícem

      a move within a file is a move from and to said file

  • @lkentonon
    @lkentonon Před měsícem +15

    Simp intentionally stuffs the challenge for content

  • @ItsLysandreAgain
    @ItsLysandreAgain Před měsícem +3

    (2:08) You failed the mission. (6:08) "Mission... accomplished"

  • @CarlosSamuel-ms9ee
    @CarlosSamuel-ms9ee Před měsícem +3

    It's crazy that you probably got literally the worst possible combination of restricted files, but you did blunder the challenge on move 4.

  • @eneasantoni1181
    @eneasantoni1181 Před měsícem +33

    challenge lost 2:08

  • @mhm6421
    @mhm6421 Před měsícem +20

    0:13 nothing is random, not even computers, challenge failed

    • @MrJSyer
      @MrJSyer Před měsícem +3

      As I'm no expert in computers, it always amazes me how can one create something truly random.

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x Před měsícem +4

      There's no algorithm with non-random inputs and truly random outputs but computers can produce random numbers based on the randomness of outside data, i. e. randomness in their physical environments.
      This is as good as rolling a die.

    • @MrBelles104
      @MrBelles104 Před měsícem +1

      I would like to recommend "True Random Numbers" from Computerphile's channel, the video was much too complex for me to understand months after seeing it, but it does throw this idea that computers can't be random into discussion.

    • @Me12222
      @Me12222 Před měsícem +1

      the position of an electron (or any quantum particle) at any given moment is certainly random (probabilistic) as far as we are aware

    • @MrBelles104
      @MrBelles104 Před měsícem

      @@Me12222 Not when we are 'aware', when we are unaware. We can always detect the current momentum of a particle, as well as its position, but not both at once. I compare it to the infamous ded cat not ded cat.

  • @tjpoobah1244
    @tjpoobah1244 Před měsícem +7

    Really fun video, don't care about that lawn capture.

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon Před měsícem +14

    he sure is very _advanced_ in his coding skills

    • @vozh-kc
      @vozh-kc Před měsícem +5

      i especially liked that completely unnecessary list() call there

  • @deandelvin9924
    @deandelvin9924 Před měsícem +5

    Disable 3/8 of the board, insane challenge

    • @ratpackenterprises1607
      @ratpackenterprises1607 Před měsícem +1

      Simp not making the challenge way harder than intended by interpreting the challenge as disabling three files, difficulty level: impossible.

  • @dethbygaming
    @dethbygaming Před měsícem +4

    I’m not sure why I watched the extra 4 minutes of the video. It was dead at 2 minutes in. Enjoy the view time though.

  • @dudono1744
    @dudono1744 Před měsícem +8

    You captured on the d file

  • @husklyman
    @husklyman Před měsícem +9

    2:08
    Stop blundering your challenge. It's not that hard

  • @raymondwunder7107
    @raymondwunder7107 Před měsícem +13

    Mission lost at 2:16, cannot move from or to D, E, or F.

  • @SpadeWolfo
    @SpadeWolfo Před měsícem +2

    Actually a God tier comment bait video, this video has more comment interactions than videos with twice the views.
    Well played, Mr. Simp. You lost the challenge but won the system.

  • @martrmbn
    @martrmbn Před měsícem +2

    Simp referred to pawns as pieces in this video

  • @amirtahaabbasi7992
    @amirtahaabbasi7992 Před měsícem +1

    The opponent wasn't very aggressive.

  • @fssocrates
    @fssocrates Před měsícem +1

    2:08 You blundered the challenge.

  • @MeteOguc
    @MeteOguc Před měsícem +1

    This was tense! 👏🏻

  • @andrewsad1
    @andrewsad1 Před měsícem +1

    I was here to witness Simp's first blunder! But also the way he interpreted the challenge was maybe harder than it was supposed to be

    • @Donald_the_Potholer
      @Donald_the_Potholer Před měsícem

      Simp's interpretation was probably what OP had intended, but it still allowed a very obvious loophole that any 100-rated player could spot.
      EDIT: Any 100-rated, including this one.

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock Před měsícem +4

    Would be more fun if at move 10 we had an anti virus come and clear 1 of the files

  • @MrBelles104
    @MrBelles104 Před měsícem

    Like many others discovered, you lost immediately by moving your pawn into the forbidden files

  • @daneweyo
    @daneweyo Před měsícem +1

    The challenge wasn't even "these files are disabled" it was just that the pieces can't move to the side. So you could still use the pawns/queen/king/rook vertically
    Somehow simp managed to misinterpret the challenge and fail it immediately at the same time

  • @TheLithp
    @TheLithp Před měsícem +1

    Simp thanking his "opponent" before hastily remembering to lie about him being a paid actor.

  • @BuddhaJube
    @BuddhaJube Před měsícem +1

    6 pieces eliminated? You mean 3 pieces and 3 pawns.

  • @grapetoad6595
    @grapetoad6595 Před měsícem +1

    I feel like one where the virus gets worse over time would be good - starting with 1 corrupted, then every randint(5,10) add another file.

  • @ItsLysandreAgain
    @ItsLysandreAgain Před měsícem +1

    Fastest loss ever

  • @tarultoyarto
    @tarultoyarto Před měsícem

    The center will take care of itself

  • @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk
    @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk Před měsícem +4

    skill issue, you lost on move 4

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Před měsícem

    That was surely one of the hardest sets.

  • @DerekFischer
    @DerekFischer Před měsícem

    2:09 - "Wait! That's Illegal!"

  • @heloxiii8894
    @heloxiii8894 Před měsícem

    2:08 that blunders the challenge

  • @fssocrates
    @fssocrates Před měsícem

    1:20 Challenge said you can't move "from" or "to" those files, but you could move vertically "into" those files.

  • @shadowdart
    @shadowdart Před měsícem

    Chess but it's crowdstrike

  • @ItsLysandreAgain
    @ItsLysandreAgain Před měsícem +1

    100 rates chess, but you play against Magnus Carlsen. If your opponent is not Magnus Carlsen, you lose.

  •  Před měsícem

    3:20 I was expecting Nb4 guessing that 100 ELO don't see forks.

  • @SyrKonrat
    @SyrKonrat Před měsícem

    I didn't catch the pawn move at first. was about comment on how insanely well that went

  • @minuspi8372
    @minuspi8372 Před měsícem

    2:08 That blunders a video

  • @rybiryj
    @rybiryj Před měsícem

    2:08 It is physically impossible for Simp to follow the rules of this challenge...
    Great content as always.

  • @jhorbirnlokrisson6528
    @jhorbirnlokrisson6528 Před měsícem

    100 rated chess: but you want to build a wall, all pawns (or at least 70% of them must survive till endgame; rooks can be used only at the sides of the board or as fortifications from their postions, the king must be behind the wall at all times; if the wall is breached you may Castle.

  • @SuperZebezian
    @SuperZebezian Před měsícem +7

    Simp must be getting old and gray

  • @marckiezeender
    @marckiezeender Před měsícem

    100 rated chess, but your opponent has to complete at least one of the 100 rated chess challenges in this comments section before the game ends.

  • @AM-yk5yd
    @AM-yk5yd Před měsícem +1

    So simp not only has trouble counting, he has trouble reading. Oh well, b and d for asian is like 矢 and 失 for us I guess

  • @Avender_z
    @Avender_z Před měsícem

    It feels like he failed on purpose...

  • @spookykitty2327
    @spookykitty2327 Před měsícem +1

    surprised nobody has said there is 336 possible results yet.
    guess the average intelligence of everyone here is improving

  • @willabyuberton818
    @willabyuberton818 Před měsícem

    Did nobody hear him solemnly square?

  • @CaptainSpaceCat17
    @CaptainSpaceCat17 Před měsícem

    If it's physically impossible for a human to make anything random, doesn't that imply that we have no free will?

  • @AdmiralADD
    @AdmiralADD Před měsícem

    4. …cxd4 corrupted file. Mission failed

  • @WalacaVencano
    @WalacaVencano Před měsícem

    They are right. You captured on the d file. That's a loss.

  • @kitty_foreststreamvods4116
    @kitty_foreststreamvods4116 Před měsícem

    2:08 lost challenge

  • @plasmacannon1198
    @plasmacannon1198 Před měsícem

    You lost the challenge on your third move lol. Reckon it’s worth a retry, happened too fast

  • @mince-raftalt165
    @mince-raftalt165 Před měsícem

    Another I solemnly square...

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 Před měsícem

    i audibly go "what" with that first pawn capture lol
    good game after that tho so i'm just about willing to let it slide

  • @ShannaroCold
    @ShannaroCold Před měsícem +34

    "Your pieces and pawns can't move FROM or TO these files." But they can move inside those files.

    • @Nostale97
      @Nostale97 Před měsícem +18

      I think moving a piece/pawn inside one of the files would be moving it FROM that file TO that file, so it would be prohibited twice by the challenge

    • @CSmyth-
      @CSmyth- Před měsícem +4

      ​@@Nostale97 That's not how English works. ShannaroCold is right, that would absolutely have been to the letter of the challenge! Perhaps not the spirit, but definitely the letter.

    • @Nostale97
      @Nostale97 Před měsícem +6

      @@CSmyth- So if I move the queen from d8 to d1, wouldn't you say that I have moved the queen from the d file to the d file? Or from which file and to which file would you say the queen has moved? I'm just curious, since English is not my first language

    • @Afterthoughtbtw
      @Afterthoughtbtw Před měsícem +6

      @@Nostale97 'From' means that you would have moved it out of the d file. As it stays in the d file, it's been moved 'through' or 'within' the d file. So you wouldn't say it has moved 'from' the file at all.

    • @Kiruklee
      @Kiruklee Před měsícem +3

      Right? He arguably had a pretty operable setup with all the files touching, meaning he could have used the vague language to allow movement within the corrupted files, allowing the pieces some diagonal movement as well.

  • @zeroyuki92
    @zeroyuki92 Před měsícem

    While Simp did blunder the challenge, I also didn't realize that the challenge prohibits going TO those files so I actually have no problem in thinking that the challenge is just prohibiting any pawn/pieces on those files to move is my headcanon. That way it's actually a really well done challenge.

    • @Donald_the_Potholer
      @Donald_the_Potholer Před měsícem

      Except that's not the way the challenge is written. Some commenters, myself included, interpret the challenge's terms as allowing movement _along_ the restricted files.

    • @zeroyuki92
      @zeroyuki92 Před měsícem

      @@Donald_the_Potholer I know, but in the end I watch this for entertainment purpose so personally the different intepretation didn't matter.

  • @mr_pi1356
    @mr_pi1356 Před měsícem +3

    not only did he blunder the challenge, he also misread it.
    "you cannot move FROM or TO these files"
    that means that the pieces that start within these files are still allowed to move within that space, which makes D, E and F a pretty lucky pull!

    • @batlrar
      @batlrar Před měsícem

      Wow, I think just about everyone missed that last aspect of it. Hopefully he redoes the challenge with that in mind sometime!

    • @Donald_the_Potholer
      @Donald_the_Potholer Před měsícem

      Incorrect. Moving _between_ the corrupted files would still be illegal. You could move _along a_ corrupted file, or _through_ corrupted files to safe files, as Simp was planning to do with his Rook, but not _between_ them.

    • @batlrar
      @batlrar Před měsícem

      @@Donald_the_Potholer I don't think that's what they were implying, exactly. Even just moving within each file, you could push the pawns and open things up, and move the queen up or down. It's not a free win, but at least gives you enough options to keep things going.

  • @Magoverso
    @Magoverso Před měsícem

    I love how Simp always flex his Python abilities to print random things

  • @tamias3196
    @tamias3196 Před měsícem

    I somehow knew you'd get DEF before you inputted this lol

  • @Laydralae_Joy
    @Laydralae_Joy Před měsícem

    100 rated chess but i dont read the rules of the challenge

  • @lockaltube
    @lockaltube Před měsícem

    Because avoiding corrupted files sounds like what would coward do.
    Right?

  • @aughlnal7333
    @aughlnal7333 Před měsícem +1

    kinda strange that he posted a 2 minute video

  • @KudoShinichii1412
    @KudoShinichii1412 Před měsícem

    I guess I am here to learn programming from the zero again

  • @bbuerk9193
    @bbuerk9193 Před měsícem

    5:14 why not take the rook with the bishop, pawn captures bishop, rook captures pawn. Would get you three points of material at least

  • @ItsLysandreAgain
    @ItsLysandreAgain Před měsícem +1

    Where is the Challenge Asking Discord Page ?

  • @cathsaigh2197
    @cathsaigh2197 Před měsícem

    Idk, getting E might not be that bad. Would you rather have lost a horse or the other bishop?
    I think the bad luck here was more so not getting either of the rooks corrupted, which could still be useful unlike the bishop and would reduce utility less than for the queen.

  • @Max.Makes.Musics
    @Max.Makes.Musics Před měsícem

    5:05 did simp get tunnel vision and forgot about the bishop?

  • @Spino_Gamer
    @Spino_Gamer Před měsícem +3

    Guys, i think he interpreted the challenge as "the pieces and pawns on the disabled files cant move" which is why he didnt move any of the pieces and pawns in the disabled files, basically i think he interpreted the challenge wrong

  • @connor9024
    @connor9024 Před měsícem

    Bro a 100 rated player who
    >knows openings
    >doesn’t blunder
    > 81% accuracy
    That’s not a 100 rated player

  • @nathanielscreativecollecti6392

    You don't need a for loop:
    chosen_files = random.sample(files, 3)
    Maybe your code will be kinder to you without one.

    • @Donald_the_Potholer
      @Donald_the_Potholer Před měsícem

      Does that function draw without replacement, though? I don't see how it does by itself.

  • @bolzanoweierstra6552
    @bolzanoweierstra6552 Před měsícem

    a real asian wouldnt blunder that many challenges in the first few moves.

  • @qcnpdasnice6716
    @qcnpdasnice6716 Před měsícem

    Womp womp simp getting roasted again

  • @thekrzak
    @thekrzak Před měsícem

    Simp is coward so he bulnerd the challenge

  • @bradleywang289
    @bradleywang289 Před měsícem

    5:25 just take the rook with bishop?

  • @andy02q
    @andy02q Před měsícem

    Both sides 0 blunders. Wtf?! After 42 (half-)moves too.

  • @vanatrix1942
    @vanatrix1942 Před měsícem +2

    While everyone else is flaming Simp for breaking the rules of the challenge, here's something i noticed about the challenge BEFORE that point:
    The challenge says the pieces or pawns cannot move FROM or TO those files. it doesn't say anything about them moving WITHIN that file.
    Therefore, while Simp would have still failed, he could have moved his pawns, king and queen along their files. Mission Voided: Unnecessesary restriction.

  • @NightSkyJeff
    @NightSkyJeff Před měsícem

    Is d6 or d5 really considered moving "from" or "to" the d file? You're staying within the file. I thought the challenge meant you can't leave or enter those files, not that you can't move the pieces or pawns in them at all.

  • @devanshsrivastava3171
    @devanshsrivastava3171 Před měsícem

    Im convinced this is not Simp
    Someone stole his acc and is blundering every fing challenge

  • @RonletD
    @RonletD Před měsícem

    I solemly square you should not take this pawn!

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff Před měsícem

    Video 209 of asking simp to play fps chess

  • @San-lh8us
    @San-lh8us Před měsícem +1

    3:10 did he say he solemnly square?

  • @NeverSnows
    @NeverSnows Před měsícem

    2:08 ....

  • @Cephalon_Nodens
    @Cephalon_Nodens Před měsícem +1

    Another one... I cant stand it...

  • @momong6246
    @momong6246 Před měsícem

    Why does Chess Simp never reply or like comments? At least so far as I've seen. It's surely not because he doesn't read them, right?

  • @AIRDriger
    @AIRDriger Před měsícem

    Everyone comment about you losing challenge. But noone - about you actually COULD use your material on corrupted files, just without movint it out of those files

  • @studgerbil9081
    @studgerbil9081 Před měsícem

    yeah you lost early. Add 1 (one) comment to the algorithm farm.