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@@aralornwolf3140-- Nah, Rendertk1's word order may be unorthodox, but I think it's perfectly valid. It's got a Shakespearian vibe to it, and isn't ambiguous in the least.
If he forced an early resignation without having moved the king, he'd have lost the challenge. It was his cowardice that made him waste the king move too early.
@@NathanMacInnes Nah, I don't think so. He could have safely castled in 4 moves even ignoring his opponent's blunders to avoid an early resignation and actually be safer. Exposing his king with bongcloud is surely a display of testosterone on his part. That's my opinion at least, you can look at it however you like :)
@@mauer1 oh,right. I tought the opponeny played e5, not horse to f6 for a second. In that case, bongcloud is the 4th worst move, and 3rd worst move is blundering your bishop by bishop a6
3:24 It's a brilliant move because if the opponent's queen takes the pawn it leads to knight to d4 attacking the queen, and if the opponent takes with the pawn, you can then capture a bishop with your queen and deliver a check. If the opponent doesn't take the knight with his pawn and just moves his queen to any square other than the original one - it's a fork by white knight. And even if the black queen goes back it's followed by a combination of attacks on the king. Ignoring the pawn at all however leads to a fork. Truly, this is a brilliant move.
My best guess for why it's brilliant is it allows pawn takes g pawn, that requires bishop to recapture, move the rook, or lose the rook, any situation has black lose control of the king side.
This challenge is a perfect example why I always say that the "and you must win the game" should be implied in all challenges that do not specifically require you to lose or draw in a certain way. Because if "you must win" is not implied, then this challenge could have been the most easiest one. 1. e4 Nf6 2. Ke2 resign -> game ended, but challenge completed if the win condition is not implicitly assumed.
I love how Simp claims that humans can't do random and asks a computer to do that. If you weren't aware, computers cannot do random either. It's just math equations on hard to predict seeds.
When Simp flexed the bongcloud I was sure this was gonna be one of those videos where he just throws the challenge by doing it the hardest way possible
One hundred rated chess but the king is self dependent and will fight for himself. All pieces and pawns must die from each side and only two kings remain on the board fighting for themselves. @ChessSimp
Not being a coward? Then orchestrating a checkmating pattern with the next few moves including a brilliant one? Very good, Simp. You made a fairly average challenge into something impressive
at 3:23 im not sure but i think its brilliant because if black takes the knight then fxg7 forking the bishop and rook and black has to lose the bishop otherwise white takes the rook and gets a new queen
Using your one king move on a bongcloud then subsequently finishing the challenge in your favor with a checkmate is pure testosterone enough that you are forgiven one cowardly move you have done in the past and certainly signifies you as not a coward this one time. Now you have at least 60 cowardly moves to make up for, so let's keep this streak going on your subsequent challenges and videos.
This is that one episode in the anime where the main character makes everyone fall in love but proceeds to never do something with such testosterone ever again, leaving the fandom to chase that high ever since.
I think its because unless the queen takes, it threatens to remove the pawn on g7 which would open up Qh5+, which puts the king on the run with white having many pieces in place to deliver more checks
An awesome (downright dogwater) move that leaves your king open to many admirers (attackers). The move always starts with moving the pawn in front of the king, followed by moving the king forward. If you want to see more of it in action (on this channel), look up "chess simp gigachad", the 2 videos with the gigachad thumbnails will surely be worth the hassle! (PS: in addition to having a very slow development, it also forfeits your ability to castle so people do it as a joke...or as a psychological warfare tactic that insults the opponent especially if they lose to it lol)
Only a single king move allowed and he uses it for the Bong Cloud.
Pure testosterone.
"Too easy. Not enough testosterone." *bongclouds*
Impressive.
I can't believe it, he came in with confidence and didn't then subsequently throw
"And then subsequently didn't throw"
Sincerely, Auto-correct.
@aralornwolf3140 xkcd 1576
@Rendertk1 bongcloud too, honestly impressed with the amount of bravado and follow through
@@aralornwolf3140-- Nah, Rendertk1's word order may be unorthodox, but I think it's perfectly valid. It's got a Shakespearian vibe to it, and isn't ambiguous in the least.
Playing bongcloud in a challenge that forbids your king to move afterwards is certanly not a coward move.
If he forced an early resignation without having moved the king, he'd have lost the challenge. It was his cowardice that made him waste the king move too early.
@@NathanMacInnes Nah, I don't think so. He could have safely castled in 4 moves even ignoring his opponent's blunders to avoid an early resignation and actually be safer.
Exposing his king with bongcloud is surely a display of testosterone on his part.
That's my opinion at least, you can look at it however you like :)
@@Rackox I agree he could have. But his cowardly anxiety wouldn't let him wait that long.
King e2 testosterone
@@NathanMacInneshe couldn’t wait four moves for castling?
2:04
Castle thr king to make sure you don't lose the challenge: ❌️
Putting your king in the open by playing the 2nd worst move in the position: ✅️
oh you can blunder the queen right.
but theres 2 squares to blunder it so this is the third worst move.
@@mauer1 oh,right. I tought the opponeny played e5, not horse to f6 for a second. In that case, bongcloud is the 4th worst move, and 3rd worst move is blundering your bishop by bishop a6
@@3141minecraft
how could i forget Ba6 Antichess' most iconic move.
Bongcloud was the first brilliant move.
He sacrificed his advantage in exchange for content, a bold but effective strategy
0:29 "Uh, Simp?"
0:33 "Nevermind."
He removed the 9 lmao
You guys never played on a 8x9 board?
It’s so nice to see Simp finally learning to count
@@magnetsphere2872-- Chessgi is my favorite variant!
Simp should start reusing his code
The way Simp does it makes the video longer
when it's that short, writing it from scratch is even faster
New viewers every time to teach the code to
That's insane energy to start. Absolute gigachad, you are NOT a coward.
He just scared that his opponent will resign early before he made a King move 😂
0:28 Bro created the 9th rank for a second 💀
"There's physically no way I can mess this up. Mission accomplished".
* ending theme plays *
Dude I cheered when he went bongcloud and everyone in the bus looked at me weird
Ok for this one video i'll say simp is not a coward for that bong cloud
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience." -Chess Simp
I see who you referenced there.
I actually audibly gasped at Ke2
Fr, my eyes widened.
I bust out a laugh
0:31 did you forget that there isn’t a 9th file and then remember after taking this screenshot?
slight mistakes like these improve the chance of views generating comments.
@@mauer1 and all 3 of us fell for it
@@FoxSlyme you mean all four of us
@@FoxSlyme good thing i would never fall for something like thi- oh no
Fortunately it doesn’t affect the relative probability, assuming he would reroll if he got a nonexistent square.
Well. You are definitely not a coward. Well done.
I spent the whole game waiting for this challenge to somehow go wrong
3:24 It's a brilliant move because if the opponent's queen takes the pawn it leads to knight to d4 attacking the queen, and if the opponent takes with the pawn, you can then capture a bishop with your queen and deliver a check. If the opponent doesn't take the knight with his pawn and just moves his queen to any square other than the original one - it's a fork by white knight. And even if the black queen goes back it's followed by a combination of attacks on the king. Ignoring the pawn at all however leads to a fork. Truly, this is a brilliant move.
immaculate! Bongcloud on the only King move
Rare footage Simp actually being a goated player:
3:24 dxc3 fxg7 Bxg7 Qxg7 Rf8 Qxc3 huh...
And if gxf6? Would be the response ?
@@user-en8jv3co5fQh5 I guess, forcing black King to move towards the center
I guess you just move your Knight and you are up a piece?
dxc3 Ne5 cxb2 f7 Ke7 Qh4 Kd6 Qd4(skewer)
White winning more tempo than black🎉
If black choose to capture f6 with queen, white can hunt with knight if black capture with pawn that just open field from the kingside
I think....
That was pretty gigachad.
"there's no way I can mess this up"
uh-ho
Smooth game with a fairly easy challenge, nice
Thank you Chess Simp for featuring my challenge; Brilliant (!!!) Work as always ;)
Although pretty easy. still impressive.
1:31 “absolutely easy, barely an inconvenience”
ryan george pitch meeting reference?
I LOVE the hsr soundtrack, I'm even more delighted with this challenge because of it
Subscribe or bong cloud becomes bong rain.
Ok, this really was impressive, I didn't expect the bongcloud in a challenge like this 😂
Good job!
I can confirm now that you are not a coward. At least not today.
My best guess for why it's brilliant is it allows pawn takes g pawn, that requires bishop to recapture, move the rook, or lose the rook, any situation has black lose control of the king side.
I thought it was going to be “generate a random square, you king must finish the game on that square”
I don't think I've ever heard a song that SLAPS so hard from the forst three seconds I was fng hooked that guitar overperforming wtf
That was clean. Was worried about your stuck extra bishop, but I guess you didn't need extras
This guys pure disrespect to his opponent is oh my god-
"If the king doesn't moves, then his subjects won't follow"
Lelouch Vi Britanni
I thought that move was going to bite him in the ass, but it made for a really good video.
After this video I know for sure that Chess Simp is not a coward
4:13 "That blunders a King"
A truly Gigachad Win, Starting with Bongcloud
Simp used the one and only king move to totally piss on the face of everyone that ever called him a coward.
This challenge is a perfect example why I always say that the "and you must win the game" should be implied in all challenges that do not specifically require you to lose or draw in a certain way.
Because if "you must win" is not implied, then this challenge could have been the most easiest one.
1. e4 Nf6 2. Ke2 resign -> game ended, but challenge completed if the win condition is not implicitly assumed.
I love how Simp claims that humans can't do random and asks a computer to do that.
If you weren't aware, computers cannot do random either. It's just math equations on hard to predict seeds.
When Simp flexed the bongcloud I was sure this was gonna be one of those videos where he just throws the challenge by doing it the hardest way possible
When I saw the challenge I was hoping for the bougcloud, glad to see that simp is not a coward
One hundred rated chess but the king is self dependent and will fight for himself. All pieces and pawns must die from each side and only two kings remain on the board fighting for themselves. @ChessSimp
Truly high in the clouds today, a true chad play
*That was very noble of him*
Bongcloud, suiсidе variation, brainrot redaction. Impressive.
I thought he'd try to castle but I guess he wanted a challenge.
Has to move King once, goes for the bong cloud.
Truly not a coward
Simp has proved he's clearly not a coward, well done!
Not being a coward? Then orchestrating a checkmating pattern with the next few moves including a brilliant one?
Very good, Simp. You made a fairly average challenge into something impressive
That random number generator is a paid actor!
Wow, that bongcloud showed some real *AI voice* T E S T O S T E R O N E.
1:43 "There is no way I can mess this up. Mission accomplished." cannot wait to see how this gets messed up...
Well... there is no way he can mess this up.
Lol
Finally Simp proved not to be coward
Yes! A Ryan George reference!
This video, and only this video, shows you are not a coward
Not a coward.
Brings a bong tear to my eye
at 3:23 im not sure but i think its brilliant because if black takes the knight then fxg7 forking the bishop and rook and black has to lose the bishop otherwise white takes the rook and gets a new queen
Using your one king move on a bongcloud then subsequently finishing the challenge in your favor with a checkmate is pure testosterone enough that you are forgiven one cowardly move you have done in the past and certainly signifies you as not a coward this one time. Now you have at least 60 cowardly moves to make up for, so let's keep this streak going on your subsequent challenges and videos.
1:56 truly the move in the entire game
1:57 is the second with the highest amount of testosterone in the history of CZcams.
That challenge is worse for Black than for White... *Shakes Head*
This is that one episode in the anime where the main character makes everyone fall in love but proceeds to never do something with such testosterone ever again, leaving the fandom to chase that high ever since.
He watches pitch meeting confirmed!
I was on the edge of my seat.
Sorry, your quote was a little wrong. It's not "absolutely easy", it is "super easy".
@@sol_mental barely an inconvenience!
@@lukecox6317 barely indeed
Correcting mistakes is TIGHT!
@@victorfeltes wow wow wow wow ... wow!
"subscribe or bongcloud becomes bongrain" on the left side of the screen
All code should quack when it's complete
This is the least coward thing Simp, or anyone for that matter, has ever done. Respect.
simp is a Ryan George fan too, cool
Bro!! That was... Amazing!
I'm just surprised he calls them knights here...
T E S T O S T E R O N E
Neither computer can do a random number, because in fact it is pseudo-number :)
Trying to understand the brilliant move. I don’t see a follow up - there’s no attack going on it’s all covered I must be really stupid
I'm guessing the brilliant move is because you can check the king on your next turn?
Computers arent able to produce random number either.
What a gigachad
The madlad!
Good work.
Peak testosterone 🗿
Maybe simp is not a coward guys.
So why was 3:20 a Brilliant move?
I think its because unless the queen takes, it threatens to remove the pawn on g7 which would open up Qh5+, which puts the king on the run with white having many pieces in place to deliver more checks
Is that Zenless Zone Zero music?
2. Ke2 ... Super Chad Simp!
0:32 simp forgot to mention one crucial step, which is to debug your code
Strictly speaking a computer isn't random either, it's actually pseudorandom, but fair enough 😉
Isn't everything pseudorandom then?
Strictly speaking, we don't kmow if randomness exists, so from a useful definition of random... computers are random if you don't control the seed
🤓
next time he should count the number of radioactive decays and normalize the result onto the set {1, ... ,8}
your mom's psuedorandom
What is the dancing girl manga at the end of the video ?
'123456789' asian really can't count
That's very non-coward.
can someone explain the "bongcloud" reference/move for me?
An awesome (downright dogwater) move that leaves your king open to many admirers (attackers). The move always starts with moving the pawn in front of the king, followed by moving the king forward. If you want to see more of it in action (on this channel), look up "chess simp gigachad", the 2 videos with the gigachad thumbnails will surely be worth the hassle!
(PS: in addition to having a very slow development, it also forfeits your ability to castle so people do it as a joke...or as a psychological warfare tactic that insults the opponent especially if they lose to it lol)
was that a pitch meeting reference?
TESTOSTERONE
Someone please tell me why it’s a brilliant move 3:23
I can’t sleep anymore!
testosterone!