The Italian Chess Variant

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  • čas přidán 25. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 121

  • @alexandermichaud957
    @alexandermichaud957 Před 5 měsíci +1084

    If your GF says no, she's blundered a king

    • @pretzelman945
      @pretzelman945 Před 5 měsíci +24

      Lmao

    • @Desperoro
      @Desperoro Před 5 měsíci +54

      "OH no, my Queen"

    • @BuddyCorp
      @BuddyCorp Před 5 měsíci +8

      No doubt

    • @wittingcave5591
      @wittingcave5591 Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@Desperoro”Oh no her king”
      jumps down from the colosseum

    • @PHeMoX
      @PHeMoX Před 5 měsíci +8

      Yeah but if he ever visited the Colosseum he would understand it's a terrible location to ask your girlfriend to marry. Too crowded, not very romantic. She might say no simply for the bad location.

  • @therranolleo468
    @therranolleo468 Před 5 měsíci +371

    ahhh yes, the infamous rub icon river flowing through Italy

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades Před 5 měsíci +8

      Couldn't have made it ruby con, could he?

    • @mrdelirious8706
      @mrdelirious8706 Před 5 měsíci

      She Rub my Icon until I am declared Emperor of Rome.

    • @proosee
      @proosee Před 5 měsíci

      I rub to icons every day

    • @Hostyl176
      @Hostyl176 Před 5 měsíci +2

      "Rub icon"? Is that the Drake video everyone was talking about a few weeks ago? 😏

  • @electricfall
    @electricfall Před 5 měsíci +557

    These opponents somehow looked even worse than the common 100 rated guys. Anyway, sweet 300% winrate

    • @flapperbeacon3527
      @flapperbeacon3527 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Cause above this variant there wasn't any challenge

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Před 5 měsíci +4

      that's not how percentages work, he won 3 out of three games, the win rate is defined as : number of wins/amount of games, which would be 3/3, which is equivalent to 1/1, but we want it in percentages so we multiply it by 100/100, which results in 100/100 win rate aka 100% win rate

    • @electricfall
      @electricfall Před 5 měsíci +41

      @@San-lh8us you are obviously wrong. Every win is 100%, therefore 3 games result in 300% winrate. You clearly haven't watched enough videos on this channel

    • @n0br.a1n
      @n0br.a1n Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@San-lh8usthat's not how win rate in this channel works

    • @bombintheseeinq
      @bombintheseeinq Před 5 měsíci +9

      actually it should be 100%/3 = 33.3...% winrate smh my head

  • @Limon-cq5zu
    @Limon-cq5zu Před 5 měsíci +272

    THREE GAMES!?

    • @Jade1x6969
      @Jade1x6969 Před 5 měsíci +36

      Probably the first time in this channel, otherwise prove me wrong.

    • @eagleclaws1781
      @eagleclaws1781 Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@Jade1x6969I forgot which challenge exactly it was but there was a challenge that involved swapping to a new Game when a certain event occured.

    • @GTron13
      @GTron13 Před 5 měsíci +9

      It was “if anything lands on d2, video changes to 2D; anything lands on d3, video changes to 3D; anything lands on d5 video changes to 5D chess with multiverse time travel”

    • @ManosSef
      @ManosSef Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@Jade1x6969 Nope. There was a video with 4 games. The challenge was to try to scholar's mate an opponent and if you fail you go to the next game.

  • @aurelienlouesdon9880
    @aurelienlouesdon9880 Před 5 měsíci +149

    Multiple opponents on one video ? We clearly crossed a line.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R Před 5 měsíci +230

    I like how you never bothered to learn the name of the piece and just called it “New thing”, especially because of the end.

    • @theominouspigeon
      @theominouspigeon Před 5 měsíci +31

      it's called a general according to the position editor

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 Před 5 měsíci

      whats the name?

  • @DomiaAbrWyrda
    @DomiaAbrWyrda Před 5 měsíci +176

    We got robbed of our favorite part of the video: the disclaimer

    • @Alsadius
      @Alsadius Před 5 měsíci +3

      Disclaimer: Literally nobody knows how to play Rub-a-Khan, so it's basically just a random number generator.

  • @chargeo1
    @chargeo1 Před 5 měsíci +65

    finally, we get 3 videos in one. 300% victory for viewers

  • @ozAqVvhhNue
    @ozAqVvhhNue Před 5 měsíci +56

    These variants are so bizarre, I'm impressed that anyone at all is playing them

  • @y.kennard3381
    @y.kennard3381 Před 5 měsíci +54

    As a math teacher, your % calculations makes me both happy and sad.
    Happy because it's funny.
    Sad because I know too well that some of my students might not get that it's actually a joke.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 Před 5 měsíci +9

    The fact that pawns promote to a centaur on the fifth rank is genuinely terrifying.

  • @spencers5898
    @spencers5898 Před 5 měsíci +9

    I'm going to guess the pawn promotion on Rank 5 is meant to be a reference to Caesar bringing his armies across the Rubicon into Italy and officially kicking off the Roman Civil War, and this is why the variant is named after the river.

  • @Lettuce-fl4wt
    @Lettuce-fl4wt Před 5 měsíci +19

    The string of jokes at the beginning were amazing, peak

  • @JT29501
    @JT29501 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Ah yes, who could forget that famous moment when Caesar crossed the Rub Icon?

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH Před 5 měsíci +21

    The pawn promoting into such a strong piece that early is kinda OP^^

  • @martimandre6281
    @martimandre6281 Před 5 měsíci +5

    General: moves like a king and a knight.

  • @paching
    @paching Před 5 měsíci +6

    I wanted to see that winged bishop dragon thing in action 🥺

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon Před 5 měsíci +10

    new thing is called a general according to the editor

  • @wowee9129
    @wowee9129 Před 5 měsíci +25

    First ever chess simp video to play 3 matches?

  • @cathsaigh2197
    @cathsaigh2197 Před 5 měsíci +2

    You now have earned the title of Caesar.

  • @rookjameson
    @rookjameson Před 5 měsíci +14

    3 Games in one video?? We are eating good today! \(^_^)/

  • @Flechashe
    @Flechashe Před 5 měsíci +5

    Finally you play more than one game

  • @possibly_a_retard
    @possibly_a_retard Před 5 měsíci +4

    Oh man, this was just as brutal as my Italian animes

  • @mcharblebarf4964
    @mcharblebarf4964 Před 5 měsíci +1

    you should do a "play until I lose" with this

  • @luitmeinen1902
    @luitmeinen1902 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Always good to plan ahead for when you future girlfriend rejects your proposal

  • @CheukTheGreatestOfEverything
    @CheukTheGreatestOfEverything Před 5 měsíci +48

    300% win rate? Lemme see your maths teacher

    • @crushme2233
      @crushme2233 Před 5 měsíci +13

      If he wins, he also wins 2 games nearby in an AOE

  • @Robeebert
    @Robeebert Před 5 měsíci

    Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon co-op mod releasing the 29th

  • @TheRasuo
    @TheRasuo Před 5 měsíci +6

    one of the worst castles of all time just dropped

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 Před 5 měsíci +3

    New short idea: bullying people at Rubicon!

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This variant looks really fast paced ngl, you should play more if a video ends quicker than it should! Or just a compilation or shorts for the channel!

  • @Saturlen
    @Saturlen Před 2 měsíci

    Him at the Colosseum: I challenge you... to a (Chess) Duel!

  • @Nape420
    @Nape420 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love the rub-eye-con!

  • @YeamaP
    @YeamaP Před 5 měsíci +4

    Long Vid LETS GOOOO

  • @kaizawolf5293
    @kaizawolf5293 Před 5 měsíci +2

    300% win rate!! Best video ever!

  • @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk
    @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk Před 5 měsíci +4

    much love from uzbekistan

  • @123pik1
    @123pik1 Před 5 měsíci +2

    once again
    *angry mathematician noises*

  • @toxic_jafry
    @toxic_jafry Před 5 měsíci +3

    Love you simp. Keep up the good work❤

  • @vozh-kc
    @vozh-kc Před 5 měsíci +5

    ah yes, the Rabbi Con variant

    • @yuriyostanin6255
      @yuriyostanin6255 Před 5 měsíci +1

      It's Rub Icon, actually

    • @hugoiwata
      @hugoiwata Před 5 měsíci +2

      I heard that the convention will have extra security this year

  • @whosilence
    @whosilence Před 5 měsíci +1

    More like rub-in-your-face-icon, amirite

  • @JontyLevine
    @JontyLevine Před 5 měsíci +1

    Rubicon is a popular brand of juice drinks here in the UK. So whenever I hear the word Rubicon, I just think about mango juice.

  • @sokkaalbertus7407
    @sokkaalbertus7407 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Can I steal your propose idea? it sounds very effective

  • @anime_enjoyer5507
    @anime_enjoyer5507 Před 5 měsíci +12

    simp proposes
    gf rejects
    simp uses seismic toss
    its super effective

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades Před 5 měsíci +4

      To capture a new pocket friend, you have to damage them a little before throwing your balls around. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Roberto-nn6kb
      @Roberto-nn6kb Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@RoundShades lmao

  • @Rackox
    @Rackox Před 5 měsíci +4

    2 games in a single video? Is this my birthday?
    Edit:
    Wait, what? 3 games? Is it also christmas or something?

  • @puregero
    @puregero Před 5 měsíci

    3 in 1, lucky day

  • @mattlm64
    @mattlm64 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Rubicon 👎
    Rub icon 👍

  • @Lopoi
    @Lopoi Před 5 měsíci +1

    We should do an intervation to help chess simp with maths

  • @caos8358
    @caos8358 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Salutations from Italy!

  • @NWRIBronco6
    @NWRIBronco6 Před 5 měsíci

    "the new thing" iacta est

  • @firstlast8085
    @firstlast8085 Před 5 měsíci

    Simp rubs his icons.

  • @metakelos6616
    @metakelos6616 Před 5 měsíci +1

    double eyyyyyy

  • @kirby17
    @kirby17 Před 5 měsíci

    I also didn't undertood the rules pretty well

  • @mcknackus4721
    @mcknackus4721 Před 4 měsíci

    Three bro unpaid actors? It's more likely than you think.

  • @Carl-Gauss
    @Carl-Gauss Před 5 měsíci

    5:42 Missed opportunity for Mf7#

    • @Mnorg5411
      @Mnorg5411 Před 5 měsíci +1

      If Mf7+, then Rxf7. Not mate.

    • @Carl-Gauss
      @Carl-Gauss Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Mnorg5411 Oh, didn’t consider that, thanks

  • @farouqbaiti4315
    @farouqbaiti4315 Před 5 měsíci

    He won in a very wild way.😯
    I can't wait to play this Variant.😏
    I am calling the new piece😎:Kinight.🤴🏻⚔️

  • @sapiensoutpost
    @sapiensoutpost Před 5 měsíci +46

    *ANTI SPOILER BARRIER*

    • @_aurora60
      @_aurora60 Před 5 měsíci +4

      We all know you are doing this for the free likes, but thank you :)

    • @itsQuilow
      @itsQuilow Před 5 měsíci

      @@_aurora60This is not reddit lol

  • @thekrzak
    @thekrzak Před 5 měsíci

    He started the 4th game and he probably lost so there are only 3 games in video

  • @kitthekat6844
    @kitthekat6844 Před 5 měsíci

    Yo, 3 games in a single video, is Simp learning?

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon Před 5 měsíci +1

    heheheha

  • @Taevec
    @Taevec Před 5 měsíci

    Doubters.😏

  • @Dhamphyre
    @Dhamphyre Před 5 měsíci

    Are you a Tekken fan Simp?

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 Před 5 měsíci

    simp didn't say they're not paid actors so they are paid actors

  • @smippycis6285
    @smippycis6285 Před 5 měsíci

    LOL it just keeps getting worse xd

  • @magentaballthepolandball5130

    what the fu-

  • @erenerbay
    @erenerbay Před 5 měsíci +2

    This entire video is a geometry dash reference

  • @snomcultist189
    @snomcultist189 Před 5 měsíci

    No views in 32 seconds? Fell off.

  • @bloxeyrblx2462
    @bloxeyrblx2462 Před 5 měsíci +2

    No views in 1 minute? Fell off.

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff Před 5 měsíci

    Video 103 of asking simp to play fps chess
    I feel like CZcams is blacklisting my comments lol

    • @Arakus99
      @Arakus99 Před 5 měsíci

      Get in his discord messages, he doesn’t take suggestions from yt comments

    • @NoomStuff
      @NoomStuff Před 5 měsíci

      @@Arakus99yeah I figured lol, but i wanna see how long I can keep it going at this point

  • @ZeCroiSSanT950
    @ZeCroiSSanT950 Před 5 měsíci +1

    France is the country of wine, America is the country of pizza. Change my mind.
    Also Chess Simp is a geography casual. Doesn't know how to pronounce Rubicon correctly, does not understand its significance in Roman history.

  • @CyberSurvivor44
    @CyberSurvivor44 Před 5 měsíci

    disliked for no disclaimer :(

  • @veritasmod7013
    @veritasmod7013 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Anti Spoiler Barrier

  • @idonnow2
    @idonnow2 Před 5 měsíci

    UZBEKISTAN STRONK 🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿