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  • @DAngeloWallace
    @DAngeloWallace Před 4 lety +5586

    as an adult i agree with you that this movie is awful, but as the excited 7-year-old that i was in 2006 . . . this review is slander and you won't be forgiven

    • @thermalx796
      @thermalx796 Před 4 lety +215

      I honestly have to agree as a kid it's better somehow.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Před 4 lety +195

      @@thermalx796 Literally everything is better as a kid. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 Před 3 lety +88

      This film used to be one of my fav as a child.... guess I was autistic back then

    • @slowfuel6858
      @slowfuel6858 Před 3 lety +3

      Thank you

    • @deletedwaffles
      @deletedwaffles Před 3 lety +19

      @@nra3zehuti781 No, you just weren't beaten down by life back then.

  • @starringvincentprice
    @starringvincentprice Před 4 lety +2951

    Me: Hey mom can we have Sky High?
    Mom: We have Sky High at home
    Sky High at home:

  • @badcontent2197
    @badcontent2197 Před 3 lety +1593

    the reason that everyone remembers the trailer is because it was on the dvd for monster house

    • @gaileyd.morgan6573
      @gaileyd.morgan6573 Před 3 lety +42

      The pool scene from zoom academy for superheroes got me addicted to that scene when I saw this trailer on monster house DVD cause at 1:50 is my favorite scene and his swim trunks should've rip also I played it back and forth even pause it for 70 minutes

    • @cowardlyfox2579
      @cowardlyfox2579 Před 3 lety +3

      P

    • @sheepgrass500
      @sheepgrass500 Před 2 lety +16

      Dont gotta call me out like that

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 2 lety +39

      It was also on the DVD for Open Season

    • @Anuyushi
      @Anuyushi Před 2 lety +12

      Not me thinking Monster House everytime I hear about this movie because of that

  • @Nasiruify
    @Nasiruify Před 3 lety +538

    “Faster than quicksilver, the flash and Superman all together”
    Why was he in a team since he was so overpowered

    • @sas.tronaut5055
      @sas.tronaut5055 Před 3 lety +133

      Did you see the vibrating finger? He clearly can't be trusted to be alone

    • @Nasiruify
      @Nasiruify Před 3 lety +36

      @@sas.tronaut5055 oh I see what you did there 😏

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 3 lety +58

      Because he has to learn ThE PoWeR oF fRiEnDsHiP aNd TeAmWoRk

    • @Disbelief_
      @Disbelief_ Před 2 lety +9

      i think she was just being an idiot lol because this dude cant go faster then light lol

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +25

      @@WobblesandBean Ah, of course! Disney magic and other cliches!

  • @mothmansboyfriend
    @mothmansboyfriend Před 4 lety +3442

    Does Tim Allen ever play anyone other than “reluctant father figure”

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 Před 4 lety +205

      I’ve never heard of Buzz Lightyear either. Kidding, I’m kidding.

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon Před 4 lety +296

      Tim Allen’s character in ‘last man standing’ was the definition of boomer humour and fragile heterosexual masculinity, prove me wrong

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 Před 4 lety +76

      @@artemisfowldragon well, actually...... nah, i've got nothing

    • @moklolom4536
      @moklolom4536 Před 4 lety +42

      @@artemisfowldragon please shut the fuck up

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon Před 4 lety +112

      @@moklolom4536 am i threatening your fragile heterosexual ego?

  • @pumpkinspice7541
    @pumpkinspice7541 Před 4 lety +1637

    The kid was slightly pudgy and they treated his character like he's the biggest sumo wrestler in the world or something

    • @averagechadlegionary5824
      @averagechadlegionary5824 Před 4 lety +74

      Uh-Oh *Fart Noise* Pooppy hehe funny poop

    • @jakobyarns4369
      @jakobyarns4369 Před 4 lety +109

      Kid: 2 kg over average weight
      Movie: I diagnose you with fat

    • @yomybutthurtzzz8051
      @yomybutthurtzzz8051 Před 4 lety +33

      I'll fill you in since I grew up that way....kids are cruel......slightly overweight equals fat enough to make fun of.....morbidly obese no one makes fun of them they feel bad... Kids are twisted af and the world's overpopulated.....quit having kids Jesus.....

    • @averagechadlegionary5824
      @averagechadlegionary5824 Před 4 lety +8

      Douglas Gilmore The world itself is twisted and cruel if you ask me

    • @cherryblossom7120
      @cherryblossom7120 Před 4 lety +7

      @@yomybutthurtzzz8051 I agree very much, this world would be better if people stop trying to have so many kids, families with a dozen kids running around are stupid, this world is not big enough anymore, there won't be enough resources or money for the rest of us that aren't trying to selfishly overpopulate the earth.

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 Před 2 lety +552

    "We'll give you $500k to teach these kids to control their powers"
    Man, if that isn't the best way to sum up how they probably pitched this script to Tim Allen, idk what is.

  • @VlogDoPajamas
    @VlogDoPajamas Před 3 lety +2172

    When my dad brought me this movie I was so excited cuz I loved superhero movies but their powers were so lame it was just boring to watch. I remember asking him to see if he could ask the vendor to swap for something else and I got a movie called underdog where a dog was a superhero, I don't regret it, it was 20x better lmao

  • @David-iu3ep
    @David-iu3ep Před 3 lety +2066

    Let's get something straight: As a kid, this entire movie made sense.

    • @adu1991
      @adu1991 Před 3 lety +91

      The story sounds like a rejected script for "The Flash"

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +39

      @@adu1991 Yep. Just sounds like a bad rejected Flash movie, or a bad superhero movie starring The Flash's rejected, disowned cousin or something. Because we all know Barry Allen is too good for this movie. But we did get Kate Mara, who played Ms. Fantastic from Fant4stic, in 2015. Man, she really likes being in terrible superhero movies, doesn't she? She doesn't seem talentless. Just not too good at choosing to be in good superhero movies.

    • @hellboy3652
      @hellboy3652 Před 2 lety +23

      My 10 years old me enjoy this movie

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +11

      @@hellboy3652 And you know what? That's fine. I enjoyed this movie when it came out on tv, back in 2005-06. I was like, 11 or 12, maybe 13. I hadn't seen many good superhero movies yet. But I did grow up on superhero cartoons like the Batman cartoons, the original one, and the one with Batman's successor, Terry McGuinness, and stuff like the Spider-Man cartoon, and the Justice League cartoon too. And the X-Men cartoon and its sequel, X-Men: Evolution. So I just enjoyed any superhero movie or cartoon at the time. Including Zoom. Years later, I realized while it was harmless fun at the time, it's not a very good superhero movie to look back on or one that ages well. But just because it has a star studded cast, doesn't mean it's automatically good. If you enjoyed it back then, cool. So did I. I was obsessed with it. I was obsessed with anime/manga, video games, and superhero cartoons/movies. Still am to some point, but I forgot this movie existed for the longest time. Like it was there one minute, and then, like a flash, gone the next. Like someone neuralized it out of my head. But as soon as I saw this thumbnail, for this review, I almost immediately recognized it, and sort of wished I hadn't. Because it just doesn't hold up as a teenager or adult. Maybe as a little boy it's alright, but as a teenager or adult, there's not really much too it. It's ok as a movie if you haven't seen any superhero movies or shows before, but if you have, then this movie just doesn't really have anything memorable or meaningful in it. It's just forgettable. Even the 2 Fantastic Four movies that came out around the time of this movie hold up slightly better. And they were boring too. But if you enjoyed this when you were 10, that's cool. Good to know. Sorry if this went on too long though.

    • @mrkaji8913
      @mrkaji8913 Před rokem

      Same

  • @TheCinemaBizarro
    @TheCinemaBizarro Před 4 lety +2145

    Shouldn't the real villain be the military organization who's repeatedly removing children from their families and irradiating them?

  • @yikers1955
    @yikers1955 Před 3 lety +443

    "Faster than Quicksilver, Flash, and Superman!"
    *coughs in Made in Heaven*

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 3 lety +22

      ah yes, the true fastest "super hero
      honestly i consider stands to be super powers but as spirit friends

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 3 lety +20

      @@dimitriwarchief301 Yeah, and I'm a better detective than Batman, Cole Phelps, AND Detective Pikachu, COMBINED!

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 Před 3 lety +26

      Bruh why is there a priest floating into the sky- OH FUCK THE WORLD IS SIDEWAYS NOW

    • @thisisrex1676
      @thisisrex1676 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Brainwave101 Dio my love, this reset is for you!!

    • @brookhall8957
      @brookhall8957 Před 3 lety +10

      The thing is he spun in a circle super fast he screwed a guy up to another dimension...
      This bitch is tusk act 4.

  • @honestival
    @honestival Před 2 lety +211

    I honestly never realized that the kids they picked were all white, while they rejected the ones of race until you said something. Also I think it would've been cool, if they actually made the backstories of the kids. Like how did they get their powers? Were they born with it or did they somehow get them from an alien or did someone in their family have the powers and it got passed down to the kids. Do they like having their powers? Do they want to be normal? Or stay the way they are? and what did everyone's parents say about their kids going to go live in a secret place? Or did they just burst into the kids house and kidnap them?

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 Před 2 lety +33

      I actually raised an eyebrow because the way it's portrayed doesn't make it look accidental and doesn't seem subtle at all. Like I wouldn't of cared so much if the way it was shown with the rejected kids being of color while also being paired with utterly useless and gross powers didn't feel deliberate.
      I'd almost call it subliminal racism to a point but I don't want to rewatch this movie to find out if other rejected kids were white or not.

    • @edorasmarauder5761
      @edorasmarauder5761 Před rokem +8

      @@GenericProtagonist118 There were white kids that were rejected.

  • @sanskritmacgeee1867
    @sanskritmacgeee1867 Před 4 lety +878

    All I remember about this movie is Tim Allen mixing a drink with his finger really fast.

  • @KarnivorousKeyz
    @KarnivorousKeyz Před 4 lety +2096

    Honestly did NOT remember this movie until the intro with the "cannonball" scene! ... then it ALL came flooding back to me like a Vietnam veteran... why piggy...why????

    • @the_x_guy1460
      @the_x_guy1460 Před 4 lety +14

      Karnivorous Keyz how did you make a comment 6 hours ago... but the vidcame out 2 hours ago

    • @KarnivorousKeyz
      @KarnivorousKeyz Před 4 lety +11

      @@the_x_guy1460 No clue lol

    • @rdy2cry795
      @rdy2cry795 Před 4 lety

      me too

    • @RoleplayUnderMaintenance
      @RoleplayUnderMaintenance Před 4 lety +9

      Personally remember a very strange scene when the fat kid used his hands to protect a fotball net.

    • @poestsmith6730
      @poestsmith6730 Před 4 lety

      @@RoleplayUnderMaintenance I believe that was in the epilogue scene where everyone is happy

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 Před 3 lety +155

    "Faster than quicksilver, flash, and superman!"
    so he is slower than sonic?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, just like how I'M a better detective than Batman, Cole Phelps(no, not the one from InFamous), AND Detective Pikachu, COMBINED, obviously. And he's definitely slower than Sonic. Glad someone else asked besides me though, dude. Thanks.

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Před 3 lety +2

      @@shawnfields2369 i cant tell if that was sarcasm or not but im going to go out on a limb here and say that you are

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 3 lety

      @@spooderman6312 Yeah, it was, sort of. Sorry I wasn't being clear enough though.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 Před 3 lety +4

      everyone knows that sonic is able to move faster than the speed of light!
      I'm not even kidding that's an actual thing sonic can do in the artie comics since he can apparently grab water and form it into a fucking ball in 0.00000000000000000000000001 seconds or some shit.

    • @brandonwillakers8733
      @brandonwillakers8733 Před rokem

      Unless he his arriving a second later, than he left thus occupying 2 spaces at once due to sheer speed then no... he ain't even faster than superman.

  • @exawatt9772
    @exawatt9772 Před 3 lety +76

    I watched Monster House a lot as a kid, and every time I put it on the trailer for Zoom would come up. That and open season.

    • @gaileyd.morgan6573
      @gaileyd.morgan6573 Před 3 lety +1

      1:50 the pool scene got me addicted to that scene cause I saw this trailer on monster house DVD preview

    • @whomstisthis
      @whomstisthis Před měsícem

      LITERALLY THE SECOND I SAW THE COW SCENE IT OPENED A BOOK OF MEMORIES

  • @_shades_2599
    @_shades_2599 Před 4 lety +5520

    This movie in engrained in my childhood forever and is a 10/10 because they got tim allen to agree to get frosted tips

    • @radveggie5586
      @radveggie5586 Před 4 lety +161

      i hate that i can relate to this

    • @uscarspotting
      @uscarspotting Před 4 lety +145

      @@radveggie5586 same here I didn't even remember the title but I vividly remember the movie's contents

    • @natethegreat6336
      @natethegreat6336 Před 4 lety +95

      I can't count how many times I watched this as a kid

    • @glorbojibbins2485
      @glorbojibbins2485 Před 4 lety +10

      Lol double thumbs up

    • @GalaxyBrainGamer
      @GalaxyBrainGamer Před 4 lety +48

      This movie was lit when I was younger

  • @wafflefalafel9442
    @wafflefalafel9442 Před 4 lety +2373

    This is the most early 2000s movie imaginable:
    Smash mouth
    Too many montages
    Tim Allen
    Basic quirky girl
    Fat kid
    Chad
    All white cast
    Forced romances
    Fart and snot jokes
    Outdated CGI

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 Před 4 lety +42

      Back then the CGI was pretty decent back then but now it looks like poopy

    • @DankWilly
      @DankWilly Před 4 lety +16

      Have you seen "Mystery Men"?

    • @reviathan3524
      @reviathan3524 Před 4 lety +43

      Not to mention, ska punk and skateboards

    • @ceb4007
      @ceb4007 Před 4 lety +2

      Randal The Jackal huh

    • @Wodensdsy
      @Wodensdsy Před 4 lety +3

      And nerdy bitch ex machina

  • @SailorMya
    @SailorMya Před 2 lety +24

    What would have been cool is if each kid correlated to one of the original group members forcing him to face his past while also giving him a starter point to connect with each kid.

  • @dekucake4395
    @dekucake4395 Před 2 lety +61

    I have a theory about the making of this film and why it feels so choppy and lacking in backstory or any kind of understanding of why we should care about the story/characters. I believe that this story was initially going to be a tv show of some kind, with a full season of episodes spreading out the events and plot to help develop each person and give better pacing and direction for the characters and overall story. However, either because they literally couldn't think of enough material for a full-fledged tv show, or because they couldn't get a licensing deal with Smash Mouth for long enough to have them for the full show, they shrunk it down to a feature film length story.

  • @AidenFox02
    @AidenFox02 Před 4 lety +1338

    I feel like the movie makes sense more when you’re a kid Bc their imagination fills in a lot of the gaps for them

    • @sameerantar2572
      @sameerantar2572 Před 4 lety +22

      Absolutely

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Před 4 lety +79

      this logic can be applied to literally everything, thus is not justification for poor writing.

    • @MechanicGopher
      @MechanicGopher Před 4 lety +115

      As someone who watched this as a kid. I remember enjoying it, thinking it was a good film, and now I realize I was probably half asleep and delusional because W H A T

    • @plattedmattefloor
      @plattedmattefloor Před 4 lety +25

      I agree this movie has made absolute sense in my head for my entire life but this review makes me be a bearly recognize it

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas Před 3 lety +9

      @The Lexdysic cartographer Every movie makes more sense as a kid according to the logic used in the OP, so regardless of the point, it is factually incorrect.

  • @mr.snappy2096
    @mr.snappy2096 Před 4 lety +536

    This movie makes skyhigh look like a God damn masterpiece of cinema.

    • @jamesrwc4738
      @jamesrwc4738 Před 4 lety +113

      That's because it already is?

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 Před 4 lety +38

      Mr. snappy sky high is the single greatest kids movie in history

    • @jasoningramx3731
      @jasoningramx3731 Před 4 lety +31

      It really is honestly they could have just had a sequel to sky high and maybe had Tim Allen come in as a new teacher who is a jaded super hero

    • @deninatus4818
      @deninatus4818 Před 4 lety +15

      im gonna be honest sky high was my favorite movie when i was a child

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 Před 4 lety +6

      skyhigh IS a god damn masterpiece of cinema.

  • @joaobrito7
    @joaobrito7 Před 3 lety +68

    This movie is the perfect representation of ADHD

  • @adenanthony5257
    @adenanthony5257 Před 3 lety +78

    I'd like to think this is Tim Allen in a part that Nick Cage was supposed to play. Tim Allen in this movie is like him doing an impression of a Nick Cage movie

    • @nicolecoleman895
      @nicolecoleman895 Před rokem +1

      I remembered this movie, but until watching this video, had genuinely misremembered it as a Nick Cage movie.

  • @anne3568
    @anne3568 Před 4 lety +729

    I keep getting distracted by the fact that the "fat kid" is the main elf in the Santa Clause movies and that this is just a really weird fever dream Tim Allen is having in the North Pole

    • @Chroniknight
      @Chroniknight Před 3 lety +4

      Underrated comment

    • @jaketiger1116
      @jaketiger1116 Před 3 lety +33

      You mean main elf after they ditched my boy Bernard :'(

    • @happy80thgertrude25
      @happy80thgertrude25 Před 3 lety +12

      I was just about to type that!! I’m so glad someone else noticed that. I also just remembered this kid was in the Cat In the Hat. The weird live action one.. some repressed memories coming out rn.

    • @benedictcumbersnatched7735
      @benedictcumbersnatched7735 Před 3 lety

      Oh my go d yes

    • @Sad_Elf
      @Sad_Elf Před 3 lety +4

      also Conrad from The Cat in the Hat

  • @Bexa-
    @Bexa- Před 4 lety +418

    This sounds like the plot of my fifth-grade fiction story.

    • @crowqueenamps
      @crowqueenamps Před 4 lety +26

      Seems that was how the script was written. It's so full of plot holes and void of character development I bet the fifth grade fic was better.
      (Edited a forgotten negative because I need to stop commenting late at night.)

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 Před 4 lety +1

      @@crowqueenamps lmao

    • @samurailobster6561
      @samurailobster6561 Před 4 lety

      Well it is

  • @vetortheplaguewerewolf
    @vetortheplaguewerewolf Před 3 lety +45

    10:07 HOLY S**T I COMPLETELY FORGOT HOW SCARY THE CGI FOR THAT WAS?!?!?!?!

  • @Jenacide
    @Jenacide Před 3 lety +42

    "Boy for a straight guy you're dramatic"
    I for real let out a bark of laughter at that. I love it

  • @jakobyarns4369
    @jakobyarns4369 Před 3 lety +649

    Kid: 2 kg over average weight
    Movie: I diagnose you with fat

  • @allyshortcake3807
    @allyshortcake3807 Před 4 lety +584

    Love how the "not like the other girls"-girls character is just biting her lip and making the radio rebel face

  • @diegogutierrez1997
    @diegogutierrez1997 Před 3 lety +9

    I mean, I wouldn't mind a dark and gritty prequel to this movie. The concept of a bunch of teenagers being taken by the military, being trained as an special ops team and then radiated so much that one of them went full psycho and killed the rest of the team but his brother is actually quite cool. Besides, as we saw, Zoom had a mental blockage on his powers, not a physical one, just imagine this dude running so fricking fast that he tears every single muscle in his body to attempt and open a portal to banish his brother and his body being so broken after the ordeal that he genuinely thinks he is unable to run again.

  • @perrilewis180
    @perrilewis180 Před 3 lety +67

    Someone purposely cut this film to be out of order and take all the scenes where things happened that weren't montages.

  • @regret_huh
    @regret_huh Před 4 lety +576

    I can't believe this movie is actually real, I just thought it was a fever dream I had as a kid.

  • @saraclinecomedian462
    @saraclinecomedian462 Před 4 lety +400

    *Zoom: The movie where we try to make Tim Allen into Robert Downey Jr. but we fail miserably*

    • @pikapal91
      @pikapal91 Před 4 lety +30

      Tim Allen and RDJ where actually in a movie together. They were in the remake of The Shaggy Dog. It was the low point of RDJ’s career before Iron Man. EDIT: Spencer Breslin aka fat kid, was also in The Shaggy Dog.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Před 3 lety +8

      RDJ wasn't even RDJ in in 2006 when Zoom came out. Iron Man was still a couple years away and he was still rebuilding his credibility and trying to convince folks it was safe to cast him in stuff again.
      Also I feel like the low point of his career was when his drug problems got him fired from Ally McBeel

    • @michaellconticchio7509
      @michaellconticchio7509 Před 3 lety

      Hugo Weaving and E.G. Daily two worked together recognized her????

  • @theredheadband4654
    @theredheadband4654 Před 3 lety +33

    I want there to be a sequel where the movie is actually good it should be called “Zoom two: The Better One”

  • @wildercerrate7295
    @wildercerrate7295 Před 3 lety +40

    This movie was my SHIT as a kid. Back when me and my dad would rent a movie, maybe even a game, and buy a bucket of microwaveable popcorn. Finally after it was done we'd decide if we wanted to burn the movie onto a CD (yes we burned zoom). Good times, but I'm sure id shit on the movie if I watched it now

    • @AGPfan
      @AGPfan Před 2 lety

      You know what, I first saw this movie during a pizza party at my preschool back in like 2008! THEY had a burned copy of Zoom, and the moment I heard the title of the movie, I was excited to see it... until the movie showed off all these disgusting moments (the part where Summer telekinetically made rancid bolognese erupt all over the cheerleaders after they bully her, and the part in the auditions where on kid blows a huge snot bubble, which explodes all over Dr. Grant).

    • @belleofbrightside97
      @belleofbrightside97 Před 2 lety

      About 80% of my childhood movies were burned DVD copies xD And yes, this was one of them

  • @thatonekidfromkindergarten4495

    This movie feels like the second in an uncompleted trilogy

  • @sayyyyid
    @sayyyyid Před 4 lety +326

    that invisible guy is a literal e-boy.
    dude was ahead of his time.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Před 3 lety +11

    Concussion: I’m good again! Say...where’s all my friends, my original team?
    Zoom: This is awkward...

  • @eazyplayz3510
    @eazyplayz3510 Před 2 lety +21

    This man deserves a medal for how much he has suffered

  • @redstriperaccoon4503
    @redstriperaccoon4503 Před 4 lety +1372

    Why did you bring back the deepest memories from the depths of my small Raccoon mind

    • @--------352
      @--------352 Před 4 lety +8

      I locked ygis movie up becausr it was so retarted

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety +3

      Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear red

    • @frenchoffry
      @frenchoffry Před 4 lety +1

      Goddamn we are following a lot of the same ppl.
      Then again I'm subbed to like.... 200 different ppl

    • @Raccoon-gy6vc
      @Raccoon-gy6vc Před 4 lety +8

      this new to my raccoon mind, but it hurts just as much

    • @MikPenguin
      @MikPenguin Před 4 lety

      THIS

  • @SaraBeth4045
    @SaraBeth4045 Před 4 lety +332

    I don't know if you've said this, but I always thought the reason he "lost" his powers was psychological. The big stressors of losing his team and having to "kill" his brother made him impotent, for a lack of better word.

    • @wowzabubby4872
      @wowzabubby4872 Před 4 lety +9

      yeah that's what i thought too :O it explains the scene where he gets his powers back a bit

    • @idkjordash
      @idkjordash Před 4 lety +3

      Why are you trying to make sense of this movie?

    • @wowzabubby4872
      @wowzabubby4872 Před 4 lety +15

      @@idkjordash it was a big part of my childhood

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai Před 4 lety +6

      @@wowzabubby4872 same, i fucking love this movie lmfao

    • @wowzabubby4872
      @wowzabubby4872 Před 4 lety +3

      @@thetwistedsamurai it's such a stupid movie but god it's 100% a master piece i love it lmao

  • @theman6422
    @theman6422 Před 3 lety +10

    Like, Tim Allen’s character could actually be good. His whole story could be like “I hate superheroes cuz I wasn’t the one who was able to save my brother from the dark side and now I just say I was never a superhero” this would also tie in the reason why they don’t tell him what the anomaly is because he would be distraught to know his brother is coming back

  • @BloatedSpoon
    @BloatedSpoon Před 3 lety +16

    This feels like they put all the cut sences of a much better movie together and accidentally published that instead

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy Před 4 lety +561

    There was actually a Mexican kid too, but he has an invisibility power that he can't turn off.

    • @jakoob4560
      @jakoob4560 Před 4 lety +7

      dafuq, i wanna see

    • @Judgement_Kazzy
      @Judgement_Kazzy Před 4 lety +69

      @@jakoob4560 well you can't, since he's permanently invisible

    • @jakoob4560
      @jakoob4560 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Judgement_Kazzy well thats kewl

    • @jakoob4560
      @jakoob4560 Před 4 lety +9

      @Caden Talkswell if i have the power to see invisible people i would be able to

    • @chaznelson6865
      @chaznelson6865 Před 4 lety +16

      @@jakoob4560 if you had that power that would be complete mindfuck. Like, you couldn't tell whether a person was invisible person unless you knew they could become invisible.

  • @intheclear3492
    @intheclear3492 Před 3 lety +531

    Movies are typically filmed out of sequence and then pieced together in editing to make it more cohesive, but this movie feels like they put everything together in the order that they shot it.

    • @catgang4612
      @catgang4612 Před 2 lety +26

      My thoughts exactly! but how could they mess up so bad? I mean it had to have gone through several test screenings...right?

    • @kingosnake7158
      @kingosnake7158 Před 2 lety +12

      most definitely, there's no way these clips were meant to be in this order

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 Před 2 lety +7

      wait.. if it was out if order, what order would even make sense?

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha Před 2 lety +16

      @@mariomaker69420 none. I'm guessing the editor accidentally erased all the good scenes.

    • @ethancoentertainment
      @ethancoentertainment Před 7 měsíci

      Maybe its called Zoom because it Zooms through all the good parts

  • @paulvictor7489
    @paulvictor7489 Před 3 lety +18

    It's crazy how many bad movies I loved as a kid.

  • @Code_Ax0
    @Code_Ax0 Před 3 lety +13

    30:32 OMG, OMG I REMEMBER THIS PART SPECIFICALLY THIS WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY FUNNY PART TO ME AND IT STILL IS!!! As a kid I would keep rewinding it and it made my sister angry a lot 💀 the "OOOOooooOoOoOo" just gets me everytime.

  • @lastchance1829
    @lastchance1829 Před 4 lety +745

    this feels like they got the order of the scenes REALLY wrong, one moment he is warmed up to the kids, next scene he hates them then all of a sudden he gets reason to warm up to them

    • @Lupus-iv7jp
      @Lupus-iv7jp Před 4 lety +52

      The reason for that most likely is in editing they put it together in the wrong order and no one bothered to check it before release...or lazy story telling...or both

    • @chanyeolsass5201
      @chanyeolsass5201 Před 3 lety +9

      Sounds like my dad 🥴

    • @Squirreltasticqueen
      @Squirreltasticqueen Před 3 lety +24

      Someone should do a fan cut putting it all in the right order

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Squirreltasticqueen that would require there to be fans of this movie tho

    • @hilariousskullnamedcatzo647
      @hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 Před 2 lety +1

      Teachers be like:

  • @emeraldivy1621
    @emeraldivy1621 Před 4 lety +286

    I can't believe I didn't see anything wrong with this film when I was a kid.

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 Před 4 lety +33

      I know. I was like "DEAR GOD, I USED TO LIKE THIS!?" "THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH KID ME"

    • @deathpie24
      @deathpie24 Před 4 lety +13

      I was going to watch it again...now I don't have to

    • @DezmoNile
      @DezmoNile Před 4 lety +10

      cause you were a kid

    • @peachypauper
      @peachypauper Před 4 lety +16

      When you're a kid, unless the movie is *really* bad, you won't notice till you're older.
      Upside is now you can rip it a new one making fun of it instead of wasting your brain power to try and get invested with it

    • @dexsama8890
      @dexsama8890 Před 4 lety +4

      Don't worry it's normal at that age.

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 Před 7 měsíci +3

    What I didn't understand when I watched this movie as a kid was why the kids acted like they were forced to stay in the bunker. They chose to go there. They literally hopped into a ufo and left. They could just leave.

  • @jonathanrussell8998
    @jonathanrussell8998 Před 2 lety +5

    I'm pretty sure the green dress lady was an attempt to try and spark his powers again or test if they were still gone.

  • @Letsgochamp-kh4wm
    @Letsgochamp-kh4wm Před 4 lety +543

    “Jack takes her back to his lair to use his vibrating finger on her”. Okay now we know why she likes him...

    • @Thicc_Boi
      @Thicc_Boi Před 4 lety +8

      You can't prove that's not what hes doing each night

    • @Thicc_Boi
      @Thicc_Boi Před 4 lety

      @bird cat chicken oh yes

    • @Lupus-iv7jp
      @Lupus-iv7jp Před 4 lety

      Why Couldn't this be the movie?

    • @Thicc_Boi
      @Thicc_Boi Před 4 lety +1

      @@Lupus-iv7jp if you look hard enough it's probably on a less then reputable site

    • @frogface8409
      @frogface8409 Před 4 lety

      Kismet food is class

  • @cambalache9139
    @cambalache9139 Před 4 lety +411

    I'll try to tell the whole story from memory: there is this guy who is very fast and his brother kinda died so he retired from being a super hero.
    The military found a super strong little girl, choji from naruto and a teenage guy and a girl whose powers I cant remember, and took them to an area 51 kind of place.
    Zoom trains them and then runs and falls to the ground, then his brother shows up and is evil and very strong so they fight and then zoom says I love you or some shit like that and then he is good again.
    FIN

    • @jaikovvuri5530
      @jaikovvuri5530 Před 4 lety +13

      LatteralDruid 44 i vaguely remember the same thing.

    • @Lumicat12
      @Lumicat12 Před 4 lety +12

      @@shortkyuu7390 ok but didn't the guy randomly and suddenly got some bs power that allowed him to see the future or see where people are??? Like I vaguely remember that and even as a child calling it bs

    • @brentbottoms2876
      @brentbottoms2876 Před 4 lety

      You forgot the smash mouth music

  • @externalchicken3227
    @externalchicken3227 Před 3 lety +2

    Half way through this video I suddenly remembered that I have see this movie before

  • @dog4779
    @dog4779 Před 2 lety +10

    The nostalgia is the reason I will always love it

  • @rosaduva
    @rosaduva Před 4 lety +374

    Even with this 30+ minute breakdown I still don’t know what the movie is about 🌚🌝

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 Před 3 lety +700

    Conspiracy theory: they shot two different movies and accidentally added them together having every other scene from the opposite script.

    • @djdee6386
      @djdee6386 Před 3 lety +44

      To me it seemed the scenes were out of order, especially with the UFO and robot

    • @noahphillips7618
      @noahphillips7618 Před 3 lety +40

      I have a theory of my own: the film was supposed to be longer and actually explain everything, but half the footage (which happened to be all the scenes explaining everything) got corrupted/lost, and they basically said "Screw it" and put all the useable footage out of order.

    • @cdpdoodler
      @cdpdoodler Před 3 lety +22

      It was originally more of an adult superhero movie that was changed to be more of a Disney channel style film, hence the sudden shifts in tone.

    • @fictiontheorizer4253
      @fictiontheorizer4253 Před 2 lety +8

      @@cdpdoodler That makes sense. There are a lot of plot points that feel like they were butchered in editing. I would've loved to see what the original material for it was.

  • @brucetonkin2882
    @brucetonkin2882 Před 3 lety +21

    For some reason I was always under the impression that zoom was played by Robert Downy Jr. at a low point in his career, to the point where it's genuinely weird to see someone else playing him.

  • @donniesquid4935
    @donniesquid4935 Před 10 měsíci +3

    i can literally feel his sanity get stripped away with each minute of the movie

  • @jacoboettel4177
    @jacoboettel4177 Před 4 lety +335

    "And probably the worst movie I have witnessed to this day, Zoom."
    Foodfight: Hold my beer.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před 4 lety +2

      Pussies: Gamera Super Monster is worse

    • @astro5474
      @astro5474 Před 4 lety +6

      And what about What's Up

    • @bmbk4725
      @bmbk4725 Před 4 lety +5

      No it should say
      Foodfight: hold my asscheek

    • @bmbk4725
      @bmbk4725 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 only Brandon tenold fans will get that joke

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před 4 lety

      @@bmbk4725 Yes, I feel sorry for anyone who's seen that movie

  • @joelmorris4339
    @joelmorris4339 Před 4 lety +406

    This movie was born out of delusion and madness

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 Před 4 lety +1

      No its a lighthearted fun, Imagine being someone who watches all These cynical Analyse Channels and Takes them for real

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 Před 4 lety +1

      @lilxspaz Imagine upvoting your own comment

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 Před 4 lety

      @lilxspaz oh i got upvoted im a Better human than you with your ridiculous Deadpool pfp

    • @joelmorris4339
      @joelmorris4339 Před 4 lety

      @@bendover2684 Ah yes, that's my judge of character.

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 Před 4 lety

      @@joelmorris4339 😂😂

  • @ChiefPineapple
    @ChiefPineapple Před 2 lety +12

    Anyone else relieved this wasn't a fever dream they had when they were younger

  • @MOLONEYLTD
    @MOLONEYLTD Před 3 lety +11

    every video you've made is a hate crime against my childhood, yet i love every second of it.

  • @cr1tikalfuckr69
    @cr1tikalfuckr69 Před 4 lety +471

    "get it because he's fat" gets funnier and more aggressive every time u say it i'm crying

  • @graymalkin8145
    @graymalkin8145 Před 3 lety +511

    Cant believe this movie predicted classes being held over zoom

  • @carlcarlington7317
    @carlcarlington7317 Před 3 lety +11

    I really get the vibe that they wanted zoom to be played by Hugh Laurie but had to settle for tim Allen. Like not to shit on Tim but zoom himself is definitely a doctor house stand in

  • @w1ldarcher96
    @w1ldarcher96 Před 3 lety +6

    it's funny how he's trying to make sense of this movie, which results in him getting frustrated. You have to give in man

  • @thegrizzlyftw487
    @thegrizzlyftw487 Před 4 lety +523

    i personally feel that the worst “superhero” movie is food boy

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr Před 4 lety +23

      The GrizzlyFTW no, even that is better than this crap

    • @guywhotellsthetime1585
      @guywhotellsthetime1585 Před 4 lety +13

      What about ant boy

    • @KaytheWooper
      @KaytheWooper Před 4 lety +7

      @@guywhotellsthetime1585 It's a blatant rip-off of Spider-man but it's ok (the acting is not good tho)

    • @whokilledkenzi
      @whokilledkenzi Před 4 lety +3

      best**

    • @DeltaDrifter2201
      @DeltaDrifter2201 Před 4 lety +7

      I remember some movie about a superhero using his farts to fight villainy. It was some weird ass movie and no it was with real people and not animated. It was so bad I can't remember the name but because Tim Allen was in the movie zoom and he was a part of my childhood with home improvement and Santa clause he had me liking this movie.

  • @Ociloc
    @Ociloc Před 4 lety +174

    I swear the backstory made so much more sense when it wasn't actually explained.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před 4 lety +18

      Yep, its a case of see it to belive it, it has so little plot its easy to understand while watching, but trying to explain it with all the filler makes it seem inconprihensible

    • @isaacthecorncob
      @isaacthecorncob Před 4 lety +3

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 It's also easy if you're a kid

  • @carmellasofo8337
    @carmellasofo8337 Před 3 lety +17

    Please do the movie underdog, it’s still has a place in my heart

  • @calemr
    @calemr Před 3 lety +13

    "So what's the primary demographic for superhero media?"
    "Er... Jocks? I think? Real dumb ones, too."
    "You sure about that?"
    "Yeah, sure, just put in a load of stuff about how shitty nerds are. That's what our target audience, for this superhero movie, will want to see."

  • @prometheuspalpatine9718
    @prometheuspalpatine9718 Před 4 lety +98

    “But thank god martha can blow” that sounds like something a big boss man would say about his incompetent secretary.

  • @invisiblesoup8943
    @invisiblesoup8943 Před 4 lety +127

    I used to be scared of concussion because he had red eyes

  • @mamaelloco
    @mamaelloco Před 3 lety +3

    Aw, man... I thought Zoom was so good... What was I thinking as a kid?

  • @nilge90
    @nilge90 Před 3 lety +5

    16:30 I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

  • @samcodner2200
    @samcodner2200 Před 4 lety +526

    Someone hasn’t seen the incredible bulk

    • @saturnvalleyswanson224
      @saturnvalleyswanson224 Před 4 lety +62

      that’s the best super hero movie though, better than that fucking rip-off “The incredible Hulk”.

    • @spiderslayer0447
      @spiderslayer0447 Před 4 lety +24

      We don't talk about that

    • @TFT_Customs
      @TFT_Customs Před 4 lety +27

      krakachow the incredible bulk is a cinematic master piece

    • @njflappyjacks_0449
      @njflappyjacks_0449 Před 4 lety +25

      You are all wrong it's the Amazing Bulk

    • @saturnvalleyswanson224
      @saturnvalleyswanson224 Před 4 lety +12

      NJFlappyJacks _04 oh shit, thank you for the correction, I’m kind of ashamed that I forgot the title of such a masterpiece

  • @edgarnello9165
    @edgarnello9165 Před 4 lety +463

    They couldve easily gotten an actual fat kid but its hollywood so yeah

    • @moldyshoess
      @moldyshoess Před 3 lety

      e

    • @hotmamma2126
      @hotmamma2126 Před 3 lety +48

      Who would want their kid playing a role where their whole character is based around being fat and laughed at for it

    • @prettyevil6662000
      @prettyevil6662000 Před 3 lety +81

      @@hotmamma2126 Hollywood parents.

    • @awwitsrach
      @awwitsrach Před 3 lety +78

      @@hotmamma2126 apparently over 600 young girls auditioned for Cuties... if parents will expose their children to that, I feel like making fun of weight is a given for many

    • @glaucovillasboas8212
      @glaucovillasboas8212 Před 3 lety +4

      @@awwitsrach Being "cuty" is seen as a good quality, being ridicularized by being fat in a movie is totally different lol, whoever took a fat kid to this movie to be bullied for everyone to see would ruin the kid's childhood (or the kid would get thinner and actually helped them lol)

  • @katydid4929
    @katydid4929 Před 3 lety +6

    “What is she laughing at?”
    “WE HAVE NO CONNECTION”

  • @SurixPlays
    @SurixPlays Před 3 lety +3

    I recently found you and am now binging ALL your videos. you are hands down the funniest person on youtube

  • @nicholasschenk2482
    @nicholasschenk2482 Před 4 lety +167

    This movie was my childhood, and Im bout to see it get ripped to shreads huh.

  • @karaleigh_eva
    @karaleigh_eva Před 4 lety +493

    Don’t you dare tarnish the most prized film of my childhood

    • @glorbojibbins2485
      @glorbojibbins2485 Před 4 lety +20

      Right I thought it was neat but in retrospect it's really bad lol
      And such is growing old 🤷🤦‍♀️

    • @howarewedoingtoday5635
      @howarewedoingtoday5635 Před 4 lety +19

      I don’t care if it’s bad this was also apart of my childhood 😂

    • @abluetale1016
      @abluetale1016 Před 4 lety +12

      Karaleigh Loya thank you this movie and Sky High will forever be held dear to me

    • @TarfuLuke
      @TarfuLuke Před 4 lety +5

      @@abluetale1016 Sky High is on a completely different level, this movie was and is just laughable

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Před 4 lety +1

      This movie was ass

  • @connorbates1152
    @connorbates1152 Před 3 lety +5

    How do I only remember the name Zoom when the main villain literally has my name

  • @bobbyboi1743
    @bobbyboi1743 Před 2 lety +6

    I think this broke him 16:38

  • @boneenthusiast2052
    @boneenthusiast2052 Před 4 lety +144

    "you might want to turn off your brain" jokes on you, i have adhd - my brain has never been on

  • @laliesjpg
    @laliesjpg Před 4 lety +131

    no one:
    bionic losing his mind for 32 minutes straight:

  • @myname4483
    @myname4483 Před 3 lety +6

    31:29 "thank god Martha can blow" 🤣🤣

  • @cdpdoodler
    @cdpdoodler Před 3 lety +3

    Fun Fact: this movie wasn't originally made for kids, but after a lawsuit with FOX about being too similar to the X-Men series, it was heavily altered and (presumably) dumbed down.

    • @morale.9330
      @morale.9330 Před 7 měsíci

      @cdpdoodler Source?

    • @cdpdoodler
      @cdpdoodler Před 7 měsíci

      @@morale.9330 "Tim Allen Reflects on 2006 'Zoom' Movie as Its Title Takes on New Meaning in Quarantine (Exclusive)" by Jackie Willis from April 23rd, 2020

    • @cdpdoodler
      @cdpdoodler Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@morale.9330 "Marvel, Fox Sue over 'Zoom' by Gregg Kilday from June 28th, 2005

  • @rhysss5807
    @rhysss5807 Před 4 lety +184

    It took me 15 minutes to realise I'd actually watched the movie when I was younger..... I must have suppressed the memory

  • @yesman9792
    @yesman9792 Před 4 lety +147

    " Youre definately white kids, I'll tell ya that " - Tim Allen

  • @Link-ji7kx
    @Link-ji7kx Před 5 měsíci

    Looking back at this old video, I’m glad you’ve mellowed out a bit since then 😂

  • @djlyon6309
    @djlyon6309 Před 3 lety +2

    Boi, I clicked on this video expecting to see some kind of superhero movie on zoom video conferencing, had extremely low expectations, but then. I realized. You just awakened a treasure chest full of oppressed memories. I vividly remember the part where Tim Allen calls the fat boy a "chubba bubba" and the skunk scene giving me nightmares.

  • @ev2988
    @ev2988 Před 4 lety +197

    "She always wears a different outfit because she wants to be a princess"
    Soooooo..... everyone..?

  • @yeeyeepardner8625
    @yeeyeepardner8625 Před 4 lety +271

    *I thought that the Wendy's scene was a repressed fever dream.*

    • @godsteeth1574
      @godsteeth1574 Před 4 lety +5

      Brother

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Před 4 lety +4

      Were you at that Wendy's when that happened?

    • @brandonbigler1516
      @brandonbigler1516 Před 3 lety +1

      The Wendy's scene was filmed in my home town

    • @rickyrackz
      @rickyrackz Před 3 lety

      Dundarius Redripulin what’s the location

    • @brandonbigler1516
      @brandonbigler1516 Před 3 lety

      Kingman AZ the only reason I know that is because of the truck stop in the background

  • @ThatVenomousCat
    @ThatVenomousCat Před 3 lety +7

    I had this movie on dvd when i was a child, i used to watch it on repeat constantly alongside classics like HoodWinked GhostRider and NachoLibre.

  • @theshellderinslowbrostail5422

    I like how out of all the movies you have reviewed, this one is the one that gets on your nerves

  • @katroi1740
    @katroi1740 Před 4 lety +146

    Y’all why’d I feel like he was gonna have a whole aneurism during the filming of this

    • @johnnyallenshaneprater4870
      @johnnyallenshaneprater4870 Před 4 lety +2

      Why is it cool for people to say "whole" now...? Its so lame. It's like saying "low key" or "no cap" or "lit" so so so lame

    • @Beatumpop
      @Beatumpop Před 4 lety +17

      @@johnnyallenshaneprater4870 you're a whole hipster

    • @adorablewaffles9818
      @adorablewaffles9818 Před 4 lety +9

      Beatum Lowkey, no cap, a whole hipster 😂

    • @DeltaDrifter2201
      @DeltaDrifter2201 Před 4 lety +1

      I'll give you a whole "aneurism" during something too 😏😏 Also it is aneurysm * 😘

    • @frogface8409
      @frogface8409 Před 4 lety

      Could go for a kismet right now

  • @skornie123
    @skornie123 Před 4 lety +159

    "Running around makes your powers disappear."
    Yeah i was never a big fan of Track and Field in school, because of that.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 3 lety +8

      It's confirmed that people who do track and field don't have superpowers

    • @kayelingore9547
      @kayelingore9547 Před 3 lety

      The Flash has entered the chat

  • @jacobjames4537
    @jacobjames4537 Před rokem +2

    I love this channel, it gets me through my work days, and gives me a good chuckle. Seeing this movie is a fever dream, but I definitely remember the trailer being on one of my vhs movies. The big butt pool scene is the only thing I ever remember seeing from the trailer too. I remember at 5/6 years old I hated every. time. that trailer played. Now all these years later I have context

    • @gaileyd.morgan6573
      @gaileyd.morgan6573 Před rokem

      The pool scene is my favorite scene in zoom academy for superheroes cause I love that scene

  • @jodijo6857
    @jodijo6857 Před 3 lety +2

    dude, I'm glad I've found your platform. thank you for what you do.