Was The Pacifier A Bad Movie?

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  • @BionicPIGtv
    @BionicPIGtv  Před 4 lety +4476

    If this comment reaches 3k likes ill release the full Montage track

    • @mxkammb
      @mxkammb Před 4 lety +138

      how many likes for a music video where u just green screen urself into all the montages you've talked about

    • @thechubbygamer0326
      @thechubbygamer0326 Před 4 lety +40

      You know your gonna do it anyway or we'll riot

    • @mcfanna1700
      @mcfanna1700 Před 4 lety +17

      It was kinda fire not going to lie

    • @cinemasnitch3959
      @cinemasnitch3959 Před 4 lety +6

      did you play that cause if so that drumming was dope hahah

    • @nanopanda
      @nanopanda Před 4 lety +8

      Dont let this flop hes finally gonna release good music.

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika Před 4 lety +2517

    Fun fact: That duck biting his ear wasn't scripted. It just randomly bit him and that was Vin's actual reaction.

    • @olliemyers6638
      @olliemyers6638 Před 4 lety +259

      7:38 if that helps! It’s way funnier knowing this was authentic

    • @Pandidolod
      @Pandidolod Před 4 lety +62

      Bruh is this true? Lmaooo

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 Před 4 lety +30

      Ashlyn S. Hibbs It seems to look like it without the context.

    • @BOREDFU
      @BOREDFU Před 4 lety +196

      The duck was actually meant to bite him. It was scrited. They just didn't expect the duck to bite so hard and hurt vin. So his reaction was real shock but the duck was meant to bite him.

    • @Luckimee
      @Luckimee Před 4 lety +17

      I just watched it 5 times over 🤣

  • @Jade-vl2pi
    @Jade-vl2pi Před 2 lety +166

    I love how in these movies they always make the teenage girl whiny and always having the "bad or weird boyfriend", and the teenage boy "rebellious and angsty". You know, cause that's how all teens work

  • @dracodracarys2339
    @dracodracarys2339 Před 4 lety +327

    vin diesel can outswim a speedboat, 4 jetskis and a helicopter because he's a SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

    • @dashernation3343
      @dashernation3343 Před 3 lety +20

      🎵He's a furry little flatfoot
      Who'll never flinch from afraid🎵

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 Před 3 lety +8

      So he's a platypus? Okay I buy that.

    • @tibbiekat4531
      @tibbiekat4531 Před 3 lety +2

      He seems more like those people in aquaman

    • @spidervenompoolfistofkhonshu
      @spidervenompoolfistofkhonshu Před 3 lety +5

      CURSE YOU VIN DIESEL THE SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION!!!!!!

    • @Joes86-nstuff
      @Joes86-nstuff Před 3 lety +1

      You know platypuses have a venomous spur like a stinger on their back heal, they also literally produce milk from their ‘sweat glands’ and have no stomach.

  • @vladshome
    @vladshome Před 4 lety +456

    "So here's were the movie just goes straight downhill"
    Oh, we didn't start yet??

  • @D3niz3n
    @D3niz3n Před 4 lety +2618

    This, and "the tooth fairy" with the rock, were household names.

  • @fiestyfox2207
    @fiestyfox2207 Před 4 lety +392

    "WHAT CHILD STANDS IN A FISHTANK THROWING CEREAL AROUND?!"
    My child standing in a fishtank throwing cereal around: 👁️👄👁️

    • @deathsecretary2055
      @deathsecretary2055 Před 2 lety +20

      I'm convinced that the only reason none of my nieces and nephews have done that is lack of access to a fish tank.

    • @Mr.Speebus
      @Mr.Speebus Před rokem +4

      honestly, this doesn't seem out of place.The biggest thing preventing this from happening is mostly either lack of fish tank or lack of cereal...

  • @kaylamucciolo2677
    @kaylamucciolo2677 Před 3 lety +478

    “What’s wrong with blond hair?”
    *principle pulls out swastika*

  • @bdl2157
    @bdl2157 Před 4 lety +435

    “Lay knuckles upside your head” is just a sonic sexual term

  • @Ociloc
    @Ociloc Před 4 lety +578

    Those kids don't care about their dad's death and the danger they're in at all

    • @DtrDisco
      @DtrDisco Před 4 lety +36

      They actually arent aware that there dad is dead yet. they find out near the end

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 Před 3 lety +5

      @@DtrDisco well the mom didn’t seem distraught, so what’s the excuse there?

    • @kylemendes7246
      @kylemendes7246 Před 2 lety

      @@ninjanibba4259 dude its a movie called the pacifier staring a big bald guy. you're looking for logic in all the wrong places pall. lol

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 Před 2 lety

      @@kylemendes7246 movies need to make sense, no excuses

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 Před 2 lety

      @@ninjanibba4259 You should tell that to half the writers in the business. Someone should anyway

  • @hanalexcranealister6799
    @hanalexcranealister6799 Před 4 lety +329

    In Spanish it’s called “Niñera a prueba de balas” which translates to Bulletproof Nanny

  • @butcherpete2286
    @butcherpete2286 Před 3 lety +95

    "The teens would have just run" (in regards to the party)
    So something sort of similar happend to my dad when I was a kid. We came home late one night, my older sister was throwing a party and these 12 or 13 kids were over, and he made them unload our car before they could leave (he blocked the driveway and threatened to call parents) teenagers are kinda dumb. Threaten them just the right way and yeah they'll clean the house

  • @pyrothebard4181
    @pyrothebard4181 Před 4 lety +1330

    I'm pretty sure vin diesel doesn't choose to be bald, his hair just grows inside his head where his brain should be

    • @Simone-nu1zd
      @Simone-nu1zd Před 4 lety +159

      Lmmaooo. This is so funny but then I thought about it and the visual made my skin crawl.

    • @christietrainsdogs
      @christietrainsdogs Před 4 lety +4

      Best comment

    • @pyrothebard4181
      @pyrothebard4181 Před 4 lety +1

      lol I just thought of this really quick bc I wanted to comment early. Glad you guys enjoyed it tho

    • @janetsparklepanda
      @janetsparklepanda Před 4 lety

      @@Simone-nu1zd ¹111111¹1111¹11¹11¹¹¹¹1¹111111¹1¹11¹1¹1¹¹1111¹¹111111¹¹¹1¹¹¹¹11111111¹1111111111111¹¹1

    • @CharlieKell
      @CharlieKell Před 4 lety

      James Allen McCune’s Butthole indeed, bro.

  • @IncorrigibleEskimoPi
    @IncorrigibleEskimoPi Před 4 lety +340

    90's + Smash Mouth = Popular
    00's + Smash Mouth = Still popular, let's use in movie
    Quick maths

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 Před 4 lety +16

      There has to be a list of early 2000s movies that have Smash Mouth in it both as cameos or just their songs.

    • @Hhuiza0
      @Hhuiza0 Před 4 lety +5

      Smash mouth stopped snowing up in movies until the producers found out about Good Charlotte

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 Před 4 lety +3

      it was the consequences that shrek left

  • @serotoninstealer2364
    @serotoninstealer2364 Před 4 lety +511

    Bruh who thinks he should review these movies:
    Shark tale
    Beverly Hill’s chihuahua
    Aliens in the attic
    Sky high
    Zathura(that movie when the brothers play a board game and their house floats in outer space and there’s a killer robot and shit)

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 Před 4 lety +14

      I could’ve sworn he did sky high but I guess I’m thinking of someone else lol

    • @serotoninstealer2364
      @serotoninstealer2364 Před 4 lety +22

      conspiracy theory I honestly want him to do Zathura because it was like a space version is jumanji lol

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 Před 4 lety +15

      Shark Tale has already had plenty of attention on CZcams. The others would be great for this though.

    • @serotoninstealer2364
      @serotoninstealer2364 Před 4 lety +1

      Jank Bunky true

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 Před 4 lety +1

      No

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 Před 3 lety +78

    Imagine if the lord of the rings trilogy had a smash mouth montage in it

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 Před 2 lety +1

      It would be terrible but the movies did cut "The Scouring of the Shire" where the Hobbits go home at the end of ROTK and find the Shire taken over by human mercenaries, leading Merry and Pippin to train the Hobbits in guerilla combat and start an uprising to take back their home, which succeeds. That entire section would've made for a hilariously terrible Smashmouth montage as the Hobbits terrorize their oppressors.

  • @bbernie
    @bbernie Před 4 lety +755

    In Latin America this movie's title basically means "Bulletproof babysitter", just as a random fact.

    • @Ociloc
      @Ociloc Před 4 lety +62

      That's a much better title

    • @MiniDelfyn
      @MiniDelfyn Před 4 lety +69

      Te imaginas que le hubieran puesto "El Chupete"? lmao

    • @Anastasia-tw5md
      @Anastasia-tw5md Před 4 lety +95

      In Russian it’s called “Bold Nanny: the special task“
      But I really like the German version „Babynator“

    • @sanellie06
      @sanellie06 Před 4 lety +50

      in brasil it was "Operation Babysitter", yours was better

    • @bbernie
      @bbernie Před 4 lety +14

      @@MiniDelfyn agradezco no vivir en esa realidad alternativa jajajajaja

  • @sqwapwayo9697
    @sqwapwayo9697 Před 4 lety +839

    Man it’s so weird thinking about how all the movies I grew up with had everyday super hero in there montage

    • @AdamIsReal-rj7gc
      @AdamIsReal-rj7gc Před 4 lety +16

      And anything that we want to go from just a beginner to a pro,
      You need a montage
      (Montage)
      Even Rocky had a montage…

    • @Tman20rox
      @Tman20rox Před 4 lety +9

      I hope my kids have it as good as I did

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 Před 4 lety +3

      The worst part? Despite how many films have it, I can’t find it on iTunes. 😔😔😔😔😔😔

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před 2 lety +2

      @@Tman20rox naw theyll just watch tiktok and say things like "poggers"

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před 2 lety +2

      at funerals theyll ask how to press F

  • @lindsfreey9080
    @lindsfreey9080 Před 4 lety +31

    Always loved how this had nearly the same exact plot as Big Momma's House 2..... but with less drag, and more paternal murder.

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 Před 4 lety +51

    I need more montages in my life.
    Also.
    The Asian neighbors were also the ninjas. That's just.....wow

  • @a.i.a3949
    @a.i.a3949 Před 4 lety +673

    I prefer the cursed Jackie chan film the spy next door or whatever it was called of basically the same plot.

    • @buttoneyes777
      @buttoneyes777 Před 4 lety +81

      you reminded me that that movie exists so no offense but fuck you

    • @dannydethanos6994
      @dannydethanos6994 Před 4 lety +52

      Chris M. I forgot about that movie too so I reciprocate the fuck you

    • @1FootInTheGrave
      @1FootInTheGrave Před 4 lety +35

      That movie was all I could think about watching this

    • @buttermotth
      @buttermotth Před 4 lety +11

      How dare you! You and Pig are crushing my childhood! Also Billy Ray Cyrus. Nuff said.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis Před 4 lety +5

      oh yeah i watched that in theaters 💀

  • @TheSteelMagnum
    @TheSteelMagnum Před 4 lety +492

    Fun fact. This movie is where I first heard the word "Nazi" and I thought it meant feminine kid with bleached hair that did drama stuff.

    • @garrett9451
      @garrett9451 Před 4 lety +30

      About right.

    • @mortem4573
      @mortem4573 Před 4 lety +58

      same LMAO
      I remember asking my dad what's a nazi and he just said "germans"

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 Před 4 lety +16

      @@mortem4573 nazi (noun) : people who burn big nosed people

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 Před 4 lety +6

      Lmao you sound like a major dumb fuck

    • @nathix2009
      @nathix2009 Před 4 lety +19

      I thought it meant gay xd

  • @tessbeam9189
    @tessbeam9189 Před 4 lety +45

    i feel like mr. diesel actually thinks he’s in the military when he gets these roles😂 i’m almost convinced all the producers from the show fucking hypnotize him into actually believing his part😂

  • @nerfpup3089
    @nerfpup3089 Před 3 lety +29

    24:20 thats some "I shot someone in a video game I can shoot someone in real life" logic right there

  • @FelivonHacht
    @FelivonHacht Před 4 lety +1170

    Ah, yes, in germany this movie is called "Babynator".
    A classic.

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 Před 4 lety +672

    This movie is a Vin Diesel fanfiction. 💖
    Geared towards *all the mothers* out there who wish they had shirtless Vin Diesel as a babysitter, future husband, & baby daddy

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline Před 4 lety +35

      I would also love to have shirtless Vin Diesel as my husband.

    • @crimsonspider3-T
      @crimsonspider3-T Před 4 lety +9

      Me too neon and I’m taller and just as manly

    • @dannydethanos6994
      @dannydethanos6994 Před 4 lety +36

      His Instagram flirty videos have scarred me deep in my mind though.

    • @TheAeroSpaceMuesum
      @TheAeroSpaceMuesum Před 4 lety

      But with vin diesel in it

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 4 lety

      That is possible. I am a mom and this did come out the year I had my son. But I love ALL movies in this genre and have since before I had my son so…

  • @ThatFigure
    @ThatFigure Před 2 lety +10

    Vin Deisel is so strong that the power of family courses through his veins in every movie he's in. This explains how automatically he's so good at being a parent.

  • @SoloJona
    @SoloJona Před 4 lety +19

    7:21 Does anyone remember the toy he steps on was actually a Troll in cinemas, but was digitally changed to a purple lizard for TV and home video?

    • @starshine7023
      @starshine7023 Před 3 lety +4

      Yea i remember it being a troll

    • @jungesb1952
      @jungesb1952 Před 3 lety +2

      I thought it looked weird. The shadow

    • @elywahl9520
      @elywahl9520 Před 2 lety

      I had it on home video it was a troll

  • @shkmru2
    @shkmru2 Před 4 lety +594

    Dad dies: no one bats an eye
    Son becomes nazi: no one asks why the hell he is a nazi
    :
    Vin diesel: why did you join the wrestling team
    Me: i give up with this movie.

    • @bastioncory6740
      @bastioncory6740 Před 3 lety +26

      He was a nazi for his play.

    • @goldenkandy037
      @goldenkandy037 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bastioncory6740what's a Nazi ? 👀

    • @chexlex1316
      @chexlex1316 Před 3 lety +3

      @@goldenkandy037 you have got to be under the age of 8 or your German and your parents are trying to sweep things under the rug🤣🤣

    • @goldenkandy037
      @goldenkandy037 Před 3 lety +1

      @@chexlex1316 you do know that not everyone knows everything right?... Also I was asking a question 🙄 why are you acting like I should have known that?
      Also don't just assume that everyone is under the age of 8 😗☕

    • @goldenkandy037
      @goldenkandy037 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mr.sandman3604 thanks for the clarification 😊

  • @nafigueroa
    @nafigueroa Před 4 lety +137

    “You know what? My dad’s dead; I’m gonna be a Nazi now” yeah that’s essentially why Edward Norton became a Nazi in American History X lmao

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 Před 3 lety +24

    Are we gonna ignore that Pig’s montage songs were bangers

  • @KarnivorousKeyz
    @KarnivorousKeyz Před 4 lety +24

    Is this like a paradox thing where if as a kid us liking The Pacifier lead to the continuous Fast & Furious franchise?... Did we bring this upon ourselves?

  • @HyperfixatationInc
    @HyperfixatationInc Před 4 lety +497

    To be fair, my principal in elementary school actually did bully children for no reason

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 Před 4 lety +66

      I had teachers that did that. I always equate them with those mean girls who go on to become nurses. They're compassionate on the surface, but still cruel and abusive the moment they have a chance to abuse their minuscule amounts of power.

    • @user-me8hc3bs7i
      @user-me8hc3bs7i Před 4 lety +25

      School resource officer at mine, only he bullied with threats of actual felony jail time and how he would make sure it ruined our lives.

    • @princessadrigirl6774
      @princessadrigirl6774 Před 3 lety +2

      Felt that

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy Před 3 lety +2

      I know what you mean, my bitch principal acting like a fucking drill sergeant 24/7.

    • @kiefer6326
      @kiefer6326 Před 3 lety +1

      same

  • @RazziPermana
    @RazziPermana Před 4 lety +475

    I always remembered the Swastika scene when I was a kid but I've just discovered now that it linked to the Sound of Music musical they were doing. So after all this time, I thought the movie just made the teen boy stop becoming an actual Nazi from out of nowhere.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 Před 4 lety +67

      To be fair the 2000s were a fucking strange time for films. It could have been a plot point.

    • @fearofowl5973
      @fearofowl5973 Před 3 lety +39

      To be fair, those are some excessive swastikas' for the Sound of Music

    • @ritajingoku50
      @ritajingoku50 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm just surprised it wasn't a smashmouth montage

    • @nickholcomb2220
      @nickholcomb2220 Před 3 lety +6

      @@fearofowl5973 the sound of music takes place in Nazi Germany though right? Or nazi occupied France or something? Idk it’s been like fifteen years since I’ve seen it.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren Před 3 lety +7

      @@nickholcomb2220 austria iirc
      Edit: yes, it's austria, during the anschluss

  • @Lexicoley1826
    @Lexicoley1826 Před 4 lety +26

    “You want a 50-year-old man ta-ta-ta-th-ta-th-ta-th... to throw you on the ground?!” 😂😂😂

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB Před 4 lety +446

    I feel bad for people who don’t like “action star takes care of kid” movies. I love them. Just turn off your brain and enjoy the wholesomeness.

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 3 lety +5

      last action hero..terrible...jingle all the way awful..pacifier?..ok....not good but hey..its more interesting

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 Před 3 lety +3

      Santa with Muscles?

    • @lightskinnedlarry728
      @lightskinnedlarry728 Před 3 lety +7

      @@razkable last action hero is way better than the other movies mentioned, still ass trho

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 Před 3 lety +4

      @@razkable terminator 2, kindergarten cop

    • @Kitkathere
      @Kitkathere Před 2 lety +13

      Ok dude watch The Game Plan with The Rock. It's so good

  • @hayleycakes3435
    @hayleycakes3435 Před 4 lety +518

    This was one of those movies everyone had on DVD but they never really sat down and watched it more than once. This and "The Tooth Fairy"

    • @carmellasofo8337
      @carmellasofo8337 Před 4 lety +28

      I forgot this movie existed, why would you curse me with my memory

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 Před 4 lety +30

      It’s crazy and creepy how accurate this comment is.

    • @megzbartsch411
      @megzbartsch411 Před 4 lety +33

      I'd say The Game Plan is also in that category.

    • @jadebot800
      @jadebot800 Před 4 lety +5

      How.. Did you know...?

    • @nothisispatrick2615
      @nothisispatrick2615 Před 4 lety +14

      When I was little I thought the bald guy in the movie was actually just the rock

  • @emmanandoca8591
    @emmanandoca8591 Před 4 lety +352

    When I was little my younger brother was obsessed with the Peabody and Sherman movie, so he would sit and watch it on repeat literally all day. Everyday. For a month.
    Now whenever I see a small white dog or a ginger kid, I want to throw up

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 Před 4 lety +30

      I've never seen the movie but they make me want to throw up too.

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 Před 4 lety +11

      Bruh I can relate my bros autistic and he watches the same few Disney movies nonstop

    • @josephespinosa8773
      @josephespinosa8773 Před 4 lety +35

      Who doesn’t want to throw up when they see a ginger kid, ugly shits

    • @peanutbutter1635
      @peanutbutter1635 Před 4 lety +37

      @@josephespinosa8773 As a ginger, I agree

    • @Sours56
      @Sours56 Před 4 lety +10

      At one point I won a copy of Big Hero 6 on DVD as a bingo prize. My brothers played that movie on loop in our living room for a month, so at any given moment you could walk by and see the movie or the main menu. Even when they weren't in there, the movie was playing. I don't think I hate it now, but at the time I was definitely tired of it.

  • @arvayahrozier4402
    @arvayahrozier4402 Před 2 lety +5

    What gets me the most is that if the dad was really so invested in his children, how did they all turn out like brats? I mean yeah, his death would have seriously impacted them, but it seems like they all had serious issues that should have been dealt with by their parents earlier. Especially the whole bullying thing that Seth was going through.

  • @ollieno971
    @ollieno971 Před 3 lety +18

    The swastika part reminded me of in art class a couple years ago I pulled out the drying rack to put my painting on and the painting on the rung below was just this huge ass swastika painting and I was like “uhhhh is this for someone’s history project or something??? I hope????”

  • @christinastokes5534
    @christinastokes5534 Před 4 lety +353

    Imagine him and his wife watching a movie a he's just pausing it every other minute to be like "okay here's the problem with this..." lmao

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine Před 4 lety +14

      That’s actually what I do and my fiancé is so used to it by now 🤣🤣 I try not to pause but I will go on a little rant every now and then and when the rant starts to get really long that’s when I pause the movie. 😅😂

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 Před 4 lety +10

      @@LoreleiCatherine I do that with my mans too but I don't pause the movie anymore cuz he just watches the movie and ignores my rants now lol

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine Před 4 lety +3

      Christina stokes 🤣🤣 glad I’m not the only one though 😂 he doesn’t even have to be in the room with me though, my fiancé can hear me screaming at the top of my lungs at movies and shows. I keep thinking I should put my rants on CZcams, other people tell me to do it too cause I go all the way off. Like off the Grand Canyon off 😂

    • @OpqHMg
      @OpqHMg Před 4 lety +3

      oh no I would definitely pause the movie to complain. If you just talk over the movie, you won't be heard and the movie won't be heard either. Lose-lose

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 Před 3 lety

      @@LoreleiCatherine I feel like you should at that point

  • @lucasweinstein5434
    @lucasweinstein5434 Před 4 lety +242

    He should do daddy daycare. I remember it being a good movie but it’s been so long I’m not sure.

  • @blakewenzhou9865
    @blakewenzhou9865 Před 4 lety +10

    "no one's holding any signs"
    >meanwhile in the background like 1/4 of the students are holding signs

  • @SuperMeanbeans
    @SuperMeanbeans Před rokem +7

    The pacifier is Mary Poppin for boys and it is the cinematic masterpiece. You can't change my mind

  • @rise2767
    @rise2767 Před 4 lety +241

    when i was a kid, i bought this movie for my parent's wedding anniversary. not proud of that moment. they were really confused but at the time i thought it was the perfect present

    • @user-kh8kz4ck3z
      @user-kh8kz4ck3z Před 4 lety +36

      This is really funny and reminds me of all the weird toys and things i used to give my parents as gifts.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Před 4 lety +23

      You’re not alone! I once gave my mother a 12 inch Darth Maul action figure for Christmas. I can no longer remember why I thought that was a good idea. Lol

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 Před 2 lety +5

      That's honestly hilarious

    • @mweed7194
      @mweed7194 Před 2 lety +1

      Are they still together?

  • @JP-pl6xh
    @JP-pl6xh Před 4 lety +80

    "The enemy has a boat" -_-
    "Four jetskis" o_o
    "And a chopper" 0_0

  • @999j6
    @999j6 Před 4 lety +12

    25:00 the rest of the movie is just him naming things he’s done while pacing.

  • @adornoea
    @adornoea Před 4 lety +13

    My boyfriend said the “John 3:16” thing was a reference to Stone Cold Steve Austin and actual wrestling lol

  • @RoguePlutonia
    @RoguePlutonia Před 4 lety +74

    Chloe from Pitch Perfect, Dylan from Bates Motel, Lorelai from Gilmore Girls, Granny from Adams Family Values or Mindy from Hunters

    • @sappysaphic420
      @sappysaphic420 Před 4 lety +5

      I honestly forgot Max Thieriot was in this movie and I had even looked it up when I was watching Bates Motel! Yet somehow I remembered him being in that American Girl movie

    • @mauraconticchio266
      @mauraconticchio266 Před 3 lety +2

      oh I honestly forgot El Wray in Planet Terror?????

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 Před 4 lety +228

    I know this happens in shows and movies a lot, but the “teenage girl” in the family literally looks 30 lmao
    Also the part where Vin was like “I’ve directed rescue missions around the world” made me think of the navy seals copypasta

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 Před 4 lety +22

      I think she plays chloe in pitch perfect and she looks better than in this

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Před 2 lety +8

      Brittany Snow has always bizarrely looked older than her age to me, but not old (she was 18/19 here). like she's always looked late 20's/early 30's even as a teen for some reason then just stopped aging for those actual years and now 'looks age appropriate' lol

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald Před 3 lety +34

    coach: god look at this kid. he showed up to practice with BLEACH dyed hair!!!
    coach: oh also we found a swastika in his locker.

  • @godyoshi9681
    @godyoshi9681 Před 4 lety +13

    When I was really young I thought this was fast and Furious 1 😂😂😂

  • @michaelpodlisk5481
    @michaelpodlisk5481 Před 4 lety +64

    27:44 It’s a real technique actually , it comes from Aikido and its being used in almost every self defense sports, what it does, it’s creating a joint lock and by pushing the joint on the wrist it creates some sort of pressure on the arm that makes it difficult to move

  • @samuelflabra7326
    @samuelflabra7326 Před 4 lety +97

    One of the only movies I think vin diesel was a good actor in was saving private ryan. Maybe because he died halfway through.

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 Před 4 lety +8

      I think it's just that because it's such a good movie you just call him good for being in it. Or maybe it is cause he dies.

    • @samuelflabra7326
      @samuelflabra7326 Před 4 lety +1

      @@calmcuke6865 Yeah true

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Před 4 lety +13

      I’ve seen Saving Private Ryan numerous times. I don’t remember vin diesel even being in it. Now I’m going to have to rewatch it.

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 Před 4 lety +1

      godly

    • @russellcontreras394
      @russellcontreras394 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Thurston86 he's the one with the bloody letter that gets sniped trying to rescue/kidnap the little kid.

  • @tonichan89
    @tonichan89 Před 4 lety +5

    This is the most 2000s thing I've ever seen.

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 Před 4 lety +15

    The Pacifier? More like Bore: Ragnarok

  • @kingpotato7819
    @kingpotato7819 Před 4 lety +143

    This was my favourite movie for so long, and I have no clue why

    • @christinaguppy4375
      @christinaguppy4375 Před 4 lety +13

      Same, it was my go to movie

    • @azrael9578
      @azrael9578 Před 4 lety +2

      Cuz you're an idiot

    • @blahblah8650
      @blahblah8650 Před 4 lety +4

      SAME LMAO

    • @RestingBeachFace721
      @RestingBeachFace721 Před 4 lety +2

      It's a fun flick.

    • @myname4577
      @myname4577 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah I guess I found it very entertaining and I still do sometimes, it doesn’t make much since but honestly what movie like this doesn’t?😅😂

  • @rebeccamartens4192
    @rebeccamartens4192 Před 4 lety +356

    I lost my virginity to this movie... well, it was on tv in the background during. Thanks for the memories!

    • @zacharyhall689
      @zacharyhall689 Před 4 lety +44

      uhh.. no comment

    • @KayWill04
      @KayWill04 Před 4 lety +30

      I-💀💀

    • @rebeccamartens4192
      @rebeccamartens4192 Před 4 lety +61

      @@KayWill04 the Girls Gone Wild commercials that came on afterwards really set the mood too. 🤣😂

    • @KayWill04
      @KayWill04 Před 4 lety +23

      @@rebeccamartens4192 this story keeps getting better😹😹💀

    • @bigg1637
      @bigg1637 Před 4 lety +6

      ... Color me interested

  • @dexcellentgames1489
    @dexcellentgames1489 Před 3 lety +7

    the guy literally made anthem from good charlotte for the montage part

  • @miguelmarichal5308
    @miguelmarichal5308 Před 3 lety +6

    Fun fact: here in Brazil this movie is called "operation babysitter" and i think that this title is better than the original

  • @KristylikeKrisT
    @KristylikeKrisT Před 4 lety +124

    Please review The Shaggy Dog, I need someone else to acknowledge that movie existed.

    • @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197
      @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197 Před 4 lety +2

      Same, I've recommended it on the Cat in a Hat video too

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 Před 4 lety +8

      I remember watching it but I have little memory of what it was. Isn't it the Santa Clause with Tim Allen but with a dog? And still Tim Allen?

    • @candaceswart8228
      @candaceswart8228 Před 4 lety

      I use to watch that movie like it was my religion

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh my god!! The Tim Allen one??? That was terrible! The original Disney film was much better!

    • @christiancolon8748
      @christiancolon8748 Před 4 lety

      Are you taking about thr original one or the Tim Allen one

  • @rustyspatula7641
    @rustyspatula7641 Před 4 lety +105

    This and bee movie was my whole childhood.

  • @TheFinalFarewell
    @TheFinalFarewell Před 3 lety +3

    I love how his custom 2000s montage song sounds almost exactly like The Anthem by Good Charlotte, the only song in 2000s montages that ISN'T Smash Mouth 😂

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 Před rokem +1

    26:56- “So no one’s really holding any signs…”
    -Shot shows literally one in four or five crowd members holding up signs

  • @v0yds
    @v0yds Před 4 lety +34

    * bionic pig punching his chair *
    ...is he making sure the master of disguise isnt camouflaged in his chair again?

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz Před 4 lety +86

    i've been waiting for someone to talk about this movie for years, i've been thinking of how casually they treated the swatsika armband every day. also when he takes out a device to detect the language of the neighbour ninjas so that he can speak to them in their native language is so confusing. if you can speak the language, why can't you recognize it when you hear it ?

  • @katekell7269
    @katekell7269 Před 4 lety

    This video really popped off, and thank goodness it did. I'm upset I've never seen your videos before now. Top-notch.

  • @AnneEWilliamson
    @AnneEWilliamson Před 3 lety +14

    Nothing about this movie makes sense, but I loved it as a kid and I still love it!

  • @Bartholomule01
    @Bartholomule01 Před 4 lety +37

    C'mon, you saw how Shrek opened with a Smash Mouth montage. That has power, if course that trope stuck for a little bit.

  • @almond7994
    @almond7994 Před 4 lety +209

    He’s basically if filthy frank was sober

    • @briangeogineoifancyyou4078
      @briangeogineoifancyyou4078 Před 4 lety +9

      i-

    • @grayinq
      @grayinq Před 4 lety +36

      i knew i couldn't be the only person who thinks bionicpig acts a lot like filthy frank

    • @hosav
      @hosav Před 4 lety +44

      Thought you meant Vin Diesel lmao

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety +1

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear yoo

    • @drxous3922
      @drxous3922 Před 4 lety +10

      @@AxxLAfriku w h a t ?

  • @FredzDimension
    @FredzDimension Před rokem +1

    As someone who lived in a house where high art ruled and video games were contraband I feel for your childhood.

  • @ramonaerismann8418
    @ramonaerismann8418 Před 3 lety

    I was having a really bad day up until now and this video really cheered me up! Thank you for that :3

  • @tardybloomer
    @tardybloomer Před 4 lety +78

    my kid brain absolutely LOVED this film. that plot twist at the end with the song was the first plot twist I ever experienced in my LIFE and I ATE THAT UP MY GUY. that song was my jam too.
    but as an adult, it played a couple times on TV and .....i just...kid me was something else.

  • @kashashk
    @kashashk Před 4 lety +83

    Aww, you skipped over the part where the young girl says "LAND!" after the epic driving. That was legit one of the things I remembered most about this movie.

    • @VegemiteQueen1
      @VegemiteQueen1 Před 4 lety +2

      LOL I forgot about that but you recreated it perfectly in my memory for me

    • @lee_s0a
      @lee_s0a Před 4 lety +5

      LAND
      S O L I D L A N D

  • @GrannyT23
    @GrannyT23 Před rokem +2

    I loved this movie so much when i was a kid, it was one of my go to’s but i had no idea what a swastika was so i was always so confused why that made the vice principal mad

  • @buttmunch2670
    @buttmunch2670 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The Pacifier and The Spy Next Door with Jackie Chan were some of my favourite movies growing up.

  • @dinkyrussell75
    @dinkyrussell75 Před 4 lety +90

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact that this movie has Lorelei Gilmore in it? As Vin Diesel's love interest???

  • @snazzyth923
    @snazzyth923 Před 4 lety +45

    To answer your question, Shane putting Murney’s hand in that position was only painful because mr.murney is secretly an omega chad who had completed a strenuous full body workout the day prior to this wrestling match. Due to this workout, the omega chad was sadly sore and unable to move his hand as it gave up on him in his time of need.

  • @LogeenthLive
    @LogeenthLive Před 2 lety +3

    The 2000s were a strange time with movies like these being part of the mainstream. And yet, films like the Game Plan and The Pacifier are films which I genuinely enjoy. Vin Diesel and The Rock being so out of their comfort zone at the time was kinda nice to see

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 Před 4 lety +3

    Does this mean you’re gonna review “The Nanny” starring Hulk Hogan, or “The Tooth Fairy/The Game Plane” starring Dwayne Johnson? 🤩🤩🤩

  • @tannerknox9088
    @tannerknox9088 Před 4 lety +100

    In Germany the movie is called “Der Babynator”

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon Před 3 lety +1

      sometimes i wish i lived in germany

    • @stylz3129
      @stylz3129 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sicksickBacon oh No you dont. Belive me.

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon Před 3 lety

      @@stylz3129 i dont believe you

  • @cocolime6496
    @cocolime6496 Před 4 lety +150

    this movie is a MASTERPIECE and i will not hear a word against it!

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 Před 4 lety +8

      Thank you!
      Still like his commentary tho

    • @Tman20rox
      @Tman20rox Před 4 lety +8

      The foreshadowing and the wrapping up all loose ends, mwah! It is pretty funny though for different reasons but still funny. I watched this a couple months ago with friends and nearly had a heart attack when I found out he had a nazi armband, how did i forget such a shocking detail

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo Před 4 lety +2

      Same, I will not stop loving that movie lol

  • @jdnchar
    @jdnchar Před 9 měsíci

    ‘I’m very really cool!’ Lmao that WAS a really cool montage!

  • @audie3600
    @audie3600 Před 4 lety +2

    Watching you review all these strange mid-2000's films made me remember one I used to watch all the time and want to recommend you to review. It's called "The Last Mimzy" and it was a weird film that I'm interested in your thoughts on. I remember I watched it all the time as a kid but as an adult now, it seemed like a sugar crash induced fever dream.

  • @ashton7282
    @ashton7282 Před 4 lety +118

    The John 3:16 quote is about when god gave up his only son for the good of the world... don’t know what that has to do with Vin Diesel forcing s guy to suck on his own fingers, but okay.

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 Před 3 lety +3

      Thank you man, I really didn't know

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 Před 3 lety +11

      Are you telling me they just snuck a bible verse in just for the heck of it

    • @BrokenCDprodux
      @BrokenCDprodux Před 3 lety +4

      The sign is a meme that was started before memes were a thing. How the fuck does anyone not even know that?

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable Před 3 lety +6

      That's always the bible verse Christians toss into random places... Like that's the one that Forever 21 had on their shopping bags too for example...
      I was raised Catholic and idfgi

    • @ergifem
      @ergifem Před 3 lety +13

      It's also related to stone cold Steve Austin and Austin 3:16.

  • @kohtahirano4546
    @kohtahirano4546 Před 4 lety +19

    What I wanna know is how the hell the son thought I was a good idea to bring a Swastika Armband with him and leave it in his school locker no less?
    Also, what was with those 3 guys standing outside the back entrance to the theater where they rehearse the musical? If I saw 3 Neo Nazi looking dudes standing in a back alley, I'd be scared shitless.

  • @sahnetortenfisch6556
    @sahnetortenfisch6556 Před rokem +2

    Fun Fact: The Movie is called "The Babynator" in Germany

  • @iijel0e
    @iijel0e Před 2 lety +1

    me, a child: i thought this was cheaper by the dozen
    me, an adult: i thought this was cheaper by the dozen

  • @cason3547
    @cason3547 Před 4 lety +19

    8:50 omg that’s my favorite blink 182 song

  • @bethk.3340
    @bethk.3340 Před 4 lety +27

    umm YES. i swear i watched this movie once a day for a solid year when i was younger! i could sing the whole peter panda dance after many, many years of not watching the movie. love it haha

  • @eshedyson6458
    @eshedyson6458 Před 2 lety

    I came for the movie reviews but I stayed for all of your hilarious side characters 🤣

  • @helpletmego4216
    @helpletmego4216 Před 3 lety +2

    in russian this movie's called “the bald nanny”... because literal translations of the name lie somewhere between “a dummy” aaand “a nipple”

  • @epiconion9370
    @epiconion9370 Před 4 lety +45

    "Things happen but we don't know why they happened"
    So like the nazi thing

  • @Vamtyr
    @Vamtyr Před 4 lety +29

    I'm pretty sure that the "John 3:16" is a reference to the pro wrestler Steve Austin

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch Před 4 lety +10

      I thought it was some biblical bullshit because why not LOL

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 Před 4 lety +1

      @@CrankyB1tsch I thought that what it was too!

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp Před 4 lety

      @@CrankyB1tsch I looked it up, and it is a bible thing. Maybe it was a religious extra and they just left it in the movie because they didn't care? Maybe it's also related to Steve Austin, but I'm not an expert on either subject, so draw your own conclusion.

    • @ohgodpleaseno9757
      @ohgodpleaseno9757 Před 4 lety +7

      It's an American pop culture thing sort of, people bring those signs to sports events.
      It started in the 80s because this christian dude named Rollen Stewart became famous for bringing that sign to various big sports games/events across the country while wearing a rainbow wig. He kind of became a beloved sports icon, people would buy him tickets and let him hold their kids in front of the teleprompter.
      Then he went batshit crazy and started harassing people with stink bombs and eventually got into a standoff with the SWAT team after kidnapping a woman at gunpoint and threatening to shoot at planes

    • @LM01234
      @LM01234 Před 3 lety

      @@ohgodpleaseno9757 whoa

  • @bigobloks1656
    @bigobloks1656 Před 3 lety +1

    14:29 reminds me of that scene in fast and furious 6 or 7 where brian drives his kid to daycare

  • @altervisi7748
    @altervisi7748 Před rokem

    Holy sht seeing the title just gave me a massive nostalgia wave I must have watched this movie 30 times as a little kid and totally forgot about it

  • @mostamazingtop6
    @mostamazingtop6 Před 4 lety +27

    When you've never seen the movie but you still want to watch pig boi

    • @huggleskuishy
      @huggleskuishy Před 4 lety +1

      His reviews are so good, you don’t really need to watch the movie first

  • @mxngo6049
    @mxngo6049 Před 4 lety +117

    The pacifier with vin diesel more like Bore Ragnarok am right guys?

  • @morganamomo
    @morganamomo Před 4 lety

    As soon as you mentioned the Peter Panda dance I paused the video and recited the entire thing word for word. How it has stayed in my brain all these years I have no idea 😂

  • @ry_dylan
    @ry_dylan Před 3 lety

    really love your channel !!!!