Was Kangaroo Jack A Bad Movie?

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  • @lefteyereport6354
    @lefteyereport6354 Před 3 lety +529

    the kangaroo was literally added last minute by a producer who saw that the movie was a disastrous attempt at a crime film comedy, so they literally intentionally just added a quick scene of the dream kangaroo rapping so that they could put it in the trailer and sell it as a kid's movie

    • @jman9936
      @jman9936 Před rokem +25

      Too bad it still sucked

    • @Shepredshead
      @Shepredshead Před rokem +7

      My God it's genius

    • @joellim6988
      @joellim6988 Před 7 měsíci +1

      How is it bad at all?

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine Před 2 měsíci

      @@joellim6988 because the movie still sucks ass and that pointless scene is stupid

  • @iiitsRachel
    @iiitsRachel Před 4 lety +1531

    The lack of _”it’s Peta Jones”_ intro makes me severely disappointed

    • @sadbeans8471
      @sadbeans8471 Před 4 lety +71

      Not the same but I'll give it to you
      IT'S PETA JOONEEEESSS

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor Před 4 lety +10

      Yes what a letdown.

    • @bean8721
      @bean8721 Před 4 lety +7

      Princess Bowtruckle it’s gonna be ok hush hush

    • @myname4577
      @myname4577 Před 4 lety +14

      I didn’t even notice at first I just said it out loud on instinct and filled it into the video

    • @Sedna_B
      @Sedna_B Před 4 lety +4

      same, I was totally expecting it after he de-reformed. we need the intro!

  • @koichidignitythief7429
    @koichidignitythief7429 Před 4 lety +825

    Somehow this movie makes Crocodile Dundee a better representation of Australia.

  • @zoruamaster2495
    @zoruamaster2495 Před 4 lety +509

    They unironically said “No homo”
    Dear god

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 Před 3 lety +16

      That's how the term was initially used.

    • @snipercow861
      @snipercow861 Před 3 lety +9

      No hetero

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 Před 3 lety +5

      @@snipercow861 oh my god I'm so offended right now why did u do dis to me I'm minority hetero I need representation poor me, plz netflix make my character's personality be solely based on the fact that he's hetero like you do with the LGTBABSYSHDHSBDUDUSBEISOALQPPASNZ+ community
      Who actually cares? It's an old movie

    • @ourslashgarbotm6309
      @ourslashgarbotm6309 Před 3 lety +23

      @@thebadwolf3088 I don't want sound rude, but who exactly is this directed at? People who say 'no homo' or the people who don't appreciate people saying it unironically?

    • @nite4102
      @nite4102 Před 3 lety +21

      @@thebadwolf3088 this man really lost their shit over a pretty dumb, harmless joke. No need to get worked up-- jeez

  • @axel2741
    @axel2741 Před 4 lety +621

    For some reason this movie is called "Kangaroo Jackpot" in Russian

    • @doperagu8471
      @doperagu8471 Před 4 lety +107

      That kind of makes more sense since it's sort of a play on the money aspect, like the kangaroo is Jack and he also has the "jackpot" of money?

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 Před 4 lety +28

      @@doperagu8471 isn't the original title already a pun, because the kangaroo jack(ed the money)

    • @doperagu8471
      @doperagu8471 Před 4 lety +3

      @@TheDonutMan3000 hahaha good point!! I didn't think of that 😂

    • @iamoddson
      @iamoddson Před 4 lety

      Блин

    • @samurailobster6561
      @samurailobster6561 Před 4 lety +4

      Jangaroo Krackpot

  • @robbiesilverwolf
    @robbiesilverwolf Před 4 lety +2408

    Pretty sure this was a lot of kids first experience with false advertising lol

    • @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko
      @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko Před 4 lety +56

      Well, It was mine

    • @mcpheefan21
      @mcpheefan21 Před 3 lety +34

      It was definitely mine.

    • @razordad7546
      @razordad7546 Před 3 lety +96

      I as a little kid, was stoked to watch this movie when I saw ads for it on Cartoon Network like 2006-2007. I thought it was going to be another Looney Tunes Back in Action. But fuck no, the first like forty minutes was this trash buddy comedy mafia thing, rapping Kangaroo for 3 mins. then more unfunny bullshit.

    • @richardwarnke9664
      @richardwarnke9664 Před 3 lety +29

      As a canadian we had the north american house hippo commercial which destroyed our trusts in advertisments which im glad they did or else id have gotten my mom to buy this for me lol

    • @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd
      @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd Před 3 lety +1

      For sure man.

  • @meganbrubaker7628
    @meganbrubaker7628 Před 4 lety +286

    Wait didn't Kangaroo Jack rap? Like isn't there a scene where he raps "I'm gonna knock you out" or was that a fever dream

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 Před 4 lety +93

      I thought the same thing. That song is from the animated Kangaroo Jack movie.
      Edit: Yes, there are two Kangaroo Jack movies that my brain combined into one.

    • @jeremysutton5970
      @jeremysutton5970 Před 3 lety +16

      me too i clearlt remember that song too

    • @ritabegaxv2
      @ritabegaxv2 Před 3 lety +22

      It's the Animated movie.

    • @liviekumori
      @liviekumori Před 2 lety +4

      There's another movie? what?

    • @MaiTmaiful
      @MaiTmaiful Před 2 lety +9

      He raps about his name being Jackie Legs i think 😂

  • @bostonbolles9365
    @bostonbolles9365 Před 4 lety +37

    My dad died when I was 13 years old and it was a big impact on my life... I now work at K&L Beauty Salon.

  • @cafebrianna
    @cafebrianna Před 4 lety +1125

    I’ll admit...watching hyper sexualized and terrible movies when I was young may have damaged something between my synapses.

    • @ItsMeRhaine
      @ItsMeRhaine Před 3 lety +38

      I have a very low sense of humor

    • @claudiah.2935
      @claudiah.2935 Před 3 lety +24

      I’m realizing this as I’m watching the video lol

    • @IsaiahSenku
      @IsaiahSenku Před 3 lety +4

      Same

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x Před 3 lety +5

      Fried 🤯

    • @gur262
      @gur262 Před 3 lety +1

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  • @brandonmclendon5368
    @brandonmclendon5368 Před 4 lety +897

    This was actually originally an R rated mob film called Down and Under.

    • @sparco956
      @sparco956 Před 4 lety +179

      If they had kept it at R, the same amount of people would've seen it except they might've like it

    • @brandonmclendon5368
      @brandonmclendon5368 Před 4 lety +102

      Spencer They saw Snow Dogs and how successful it was, and the producers decided that they wanted to do that. It baffles me that the movie didn’t cut out or reshoot the scene where the main character grabs the woman’s boobs.

    • @wastedproductions45
      @wastedproductions45 Před 4 lety +80

      @@brandonmclendon5368 Weirdly you could get away with a lot in kids movies back in the early 2000's

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp Před 4 lety +26

      Oh, oh you aren't kidding

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER Před 4 lety +48

      @@sparco956 Nah, they ended up shoehorning a talking kangaroo and cutting all of the R rated stuff cause the movie was incredibly shit. The only way they could sell it was to trick people into thinking it was a kids film

  • @liamd9102
    @liamd9102 Před 4 lety +73

    I swear I remember the main roles being played by Owen Wilson and eddie Murphy but I also remember this movie being hilarious so who knows

    • @billpardy4094
      @billpardy4094 Před 3 lety +28

      This is the funniest example of the Mandela affect I’ve heard of in a while

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +14

      @@billpardy4094 Yeah, especially since that if Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy were in this, maybe it wouldn't have sucked as much.

    • @MiceWithLice
      @MiceWithLice Před 2 lety +8

      @@shawnfields2369 I wanna watch THAT movie instead

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MiceWithLice Same here.

    • @proantagonist5042
      @proantagonist5042 Před rokem +2

      No better yet Jackie Chan and will smith in this movie instead haha imagine that

  • @voice5776
    @voice5776 Před 4 lety +384

    IS NOBODY GOING TO BRING UP THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY OF TITLING THE VIDEO "IS KANGAROO JACK KANGAROO WACK?"

  • @sfooshy4517
    @sfooshy4517 Před 4 lety +852

    I remember watching this on Cartoon Network and being so confused when the Kangaroo was a douche bag instead of a cute funny talking animal.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis Před 4 lety +60

      wasn’t there also an animated kangaroo jack movie? or am i just imagining that?

    • @goddessofchaos7754
      @goddessofchaos7754 Před 4 lety +83

      @@whatthehellisthis there was actually and it was WAY better than this...film. I remember watching only a few bits of it as a kid but it was way more entertaining than this one.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis Před 4 lety +16

      CeCe Mag the only thing i remember about it was that there were farting camels in the last scene

    • @rabbadidi7385
      @rabbadidi7385 Před 4 lety +34

      Most real life kangaroos are douchebags.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 4 lety +12

      Nive Is Unicorn Fluff Kangaroo Jack: G’Day USA

  • @dustyfox6511
    @dustyfox6511 Před 4 lety +565

    As an Australia I've got to say, most of the time Kangaroos don't give you a choice in whether you hit them or not.
    They'll see your car coming and just violently leap their skull into your wheel well.
    Also yeah, people in central Australia love the weird slang, but like most slang it's only used in casual conversation.

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 Před 4 lety +85

      Ah I see, so kangaroos are Australian deer except they jump instead of spring

    • @tornadicace8982
      @tornadicace8982 Před 4 lety +11

      Ej Edwards exactly

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 Před 4 lety +3

      Is this sarcasm or is this for real?

    • @rainbowramen5375
      @rainbowramen5375 Před 4 lety +38

      @@milmil5350 it is real, i can record countless instances where my parents have had near misses with some kangaroos, and my dad has actually accidently hit one too, luckily it got back up and jumped away after because it was an absolute unit of a kangaroo, but it completely screwed up the side of my dads car, it dinted it so hard that the back door on one side of the car doesnt open lol

    • @rpg500e
      @rpg500e Před 4 lety +11

      @@rainbowramen5375/videos I thought I remembered roos being called pests even. A quick google for "kangaroo pest" , first result from nat geo in 2019: "But there are more than twice as many kangaroos as people in Australia, according to official government figures, and many Aussies consider them pests.
      "
      TWICE?! No wonder...

  • @pml0206
    @pml0206 Před 4 lety +57

    As an Aussie I have to say I love this movie. A kangaroo in a hoodie is comedy gold. And yes Australia’s outback country does look like an old saloon.

  • @spiritlypleasing2157
    @spiritlypleasing2157 Před 4 lety +37

    My older sister was obsessed with this movie. I've seen it over fifty times no joke when we were younger but now it makes me want to throw up every time I see it

    • @Maliketh8063
      @Maliketh8063 Před 3 lety +2

      Man and I thought my brothers were awful

  • @ollobjolloold7648
    @ollobjolloold7648 Před 4 lety +808

    Oh you sweet sweet wholesome boy, the thing about the beauty school was a gay joke. He was making a gay joke

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 Před 3 lety +57

      *sigh* why did Christopher Walken sign up for this sack of shit movie? Did he really need the money that badly?

    • @jacobvanausdeln1696
      @jacobvanausdeln1696 Před 3 lety +15

      Yes

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC Před 3 lety +38

      And tbh this is not only unfunny but cringy
      Like lack of father would make every kid gay

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide Před 3 lety +21

      @@victorconway444 Who doesn't want practically free money for little work?

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide Před 3 lety +12

      @@JotaC Well obviously not but it's a joke. And the dude is like your typical tough guy macho mafia boss, it makes sense for the character

  • @Fauna_CR
    @Fauna_CR Před 4 lety +310

    I don't know what hotels you've been to, but every hotel i've ever been to has failed to have a DVD player.

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom Před 4 lety +8

      I haven’t even seen a DVD player in AGES

    • @omgman5745
      @omgman5745 Před 4 lety +4

      I have been to one just one that had a DVD player

    • @omgman5745
      @omgman5745 Před 4 lety +1

      @@SirArthurTheGreat no I have been to lots but only one had a DVD player

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf Před 4 lety +1

      Ours has one but its a condo

  • @yelpsman
    @yelpsman Před 3 lety +14

    That whole PSA part is hilarious cause a roo will absolutely destroy your car or ute. They do serious damage to actual trucks, let alone smaller vehicles.

  • @TheAlan136
    @TheAlan136 Před 3 lety +14

    As Ian Malcolm. “Are you going to have kangaroos, in your, uhh, Kangaroo movie? Hello?”

  • @alex99x99x
    @alex99x99x Před 4 lety +477

    This movie is like jake Paul, it doesn’t know its audience, they have jokes that are made for 9 yr olds and have jokes for mature audiences

    • @PlatonicPluto
      @PlatonicPluto Před 4 lety +18

      and it doesn't make sense

    • @uranium54321
      @uranium54321 Před 4 lety +15

      And it just makes me mad at its sheer stupidity

    • @salt8044
      @salt8044 Před 3 lety +5

      And it gives me an existential crisis

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 Před 3 lety +3

      Well part of the plot premise lines up too. Them taking pics with an animal thats supposedly dead

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 Před 3 lety +1

      @@chriscanfly6386 The thing is these jokes in childrens media where people actually put thought and effort into it arent as blatantly innaprorpiate and only imply things, so only adults will get it
      here they straight up pose with a dead animal and make very questionable sex jokes without any sort of subtlety
      Jake Paul ,idk I dont watch him, used to have that edgelord type humor everyone trying to knock off Filthy Frank in 2016 had, which is pretty inapprorpirate if no one in your fanbase has even reached an age where theres two digits

  • @ukonnokia
    @ukonnokia Před 4 lety +3018

    Oh man this was a real movie? I though I just had a fever dream, after researching Australia.

    • @reallyriley123
      @reallyriley123 Před 4 lety +37

      BRO ME TOO XD

    • @sparco956
      @sparco956 Před 4 lety +48

      Nah I definitely own the DVD and still wonder how I got finessed like that.

    • @savannah2880
      @savannah2880 Před 4 lety +6

      Same

    • @patrickmahoney3396
      @patrickmahoney3396 Před 4 lety +5

      Exact same here

    • @cammymc1982
      @cammymc1982 Před 4 lety +25

      @@sparco956 If you have kids or going to have kids let them watch it as punishment,that's way your money wasn't wasted.

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 Před 4 lety +22

    I like to think this whole movie was Christopher Walken’s way of practicing for Balls of Fury.

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 Před 4 lety +20

    Never thought I'd hear Filthy Frank talking with Patton Oswald's voice...

  • @gr1ndc0re_v1ctim
    @gr1ndc0re_v1ctim Před 4 lety +709

    This is a film that I would expect Adam Sandler to be in
    Edit: WHEN THE
    BOTTOM TEXT

    • @DirtyRiverJon
      @DirtyRiverJon Před 4 lety +27

      Actually Rob Schneider lol

    • @morgan6600
      @morgan6600 Před 4 lety +18

      oh i’m sure they tried desperately to get him

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 Před 4 lety +28

      I never thought I would say this, but the movie would’ve been better if Adam Sandler was in it.

    • @gibbysshirtp5583
      @gibbysshirtp5583 Před 4 lety +6

      Matthew Jensen I was thinking the same thing

    • @pml0206
      @pml0206 Před 4 lety +1

      peterianstaker1 Australia loves Adam Sandler

  • @m00nie58
    @m00nie58 Před 4 lety +823

    I remember watching this movie as a kid and thinking it was the most boring movie I’d ever seen.
    Good to see some things never change.

    • @aaroneichhorn5979
      @aaroneichhorn5979 Před 4 lety +14

      like war... war never changes...

    • @cwhatitisb3402
      @cwhatitisb3402 Před 4 lety +11

      Same here lol but I LOVED this movie back then but now I seen this and just had some hope in myself cause holy fuck this is a horrible movie 😂

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 Před 4 lety +7

      As a kid the only part I liked was the part where they run from the cops and jump down the shaft thing, I would rewatch only that part over and over again, and idk why

    • @NoctixLucis
      @NoctixLucis Před 4 lety

      ching hamburger same

    • @thunderouswanderer7753
      @thunderouswanderer7753 Před 4 lety +3

      Honestly it was this and Garfield that i vividly remember hating and wanting my time back as a child.

  • @hamishdinger4141
    @hamishdinger4141 Před 3 lety +14

    24:24 that's not poop, that REALLY isn't poop, I think it's supposed to be traditional Aboriginal face paint

  • @Bumbleoni
    @Bumbleoni Před 4 lety +6

    My one favorite thing from Kangaroo Jack is the line from Michael Shannon's character Frankie where he yells, "I'll wear your eyeballs like jewelry!"

  • @tiamaria652
    @tiamaria652 Před 4 lety +735

    I’m Australian and I don’t know a single person who speaks like that. Yeah we abbreviate some things but we don’t speak like “Aw yeah goin to the thunder box droppin a log then havin a shrimp on the barby crikey mate”. Also we don’t say “shrimp” we call them prawns. Thank you.

    • @rebeccaspookyduran7864
      @rebeccaspookyduran7864 Před 4 lety +37

      Thank you. I was looking for this comment. It's what I was expecting.

    • @calamitynatalie8590
      @calamitynatalie8590 Před 4 lety +45

      Can confirm, from New Zealand and as much as we have a bit of a rivalry I get really annoyed at the way Ozzies are portrayed in movies. I’ve met heaps and not one ever has spoken like this. It’s lazy assed writing.

    • @doperagu8471
      @doperagu8471 Před 4 lety +51

      We (Americans) do have prawns, they're just different than shrimp. Shrimp tends to refer to the small to regular/medium sized shrimp, whereas prawns refer to the really large shrimp. At least that's always been my understanding.

    • @coddrew4618
      @coddrew4618 Před 4 lety +1

      I have a question is the tourists problem

    • @foxjones153
      @foxjones153 Před 4 lety

      fax

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 Před 4 lety +520

    I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was pissed that the kangaroo only got like five minutes of screentime.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf Před 4 lety +38

      The movie is about a Kangaroo.....and you barely get kangaroo? No wondee someone said it should be called "Jack"

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 Před 4 lety +28

      I was also disappointed by this as a kid.
      All the commercials made it seem like it was all about the kangaroo. He's barely in the film!

    • @demonitizeddemonz5977
      @demonitizeddemonz5977 Před 4 lety +7

      At least there was a cartoon show for it back in the day.

    • @blakegriffin7435
      @blakegriffin7435 Před 3 lety +6

      Asia Palmer
      The movie was never about the kangaroo in start with, the movie was so bad at the end they thought they could save it by make it about the kangaroo

    • @watermelonice5929
      @watermelonice5929 Před 2 lety

      This. I wish it was more actually about the kangaroo

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 Před 4 lety +10

    As an Australian, I can confirm Kangaroo Jack is actually real and talks. I have met him multiple times.
    Most of the slang in this movie we don't say either.

  • @MoikaPActrice
    @MoikaPActrice Před 4 lety +14

    Omg that movie FREAKED me out as a kid. My teachers played it once a year. I was stuck looking at the celling for two hours each time. Made numerous nightmares about this talking "thing" chasing me and spawning in my house. Fun times

    • @Sphiinxs
      @Sphiinxs Před rokem

      Same here dude, I'm glad that's over with in my life

  • @ThtSunbreaker
    @ThtSunbreaker Před 4 lety +92

    Can tell you right now, I have never called a toilet a 'thunder box' and if I do I will be hanging from the ceiling

    • @lydiaj.stewart5894
      @lydiaj.stewart5894 Před 4 lety +4

      Thunder Box is actually the slang for a shirt in Perth.
      Which is why you've never heard the slang.

    • @raythepizza
      @raythepizza Před 4 lety +11

      bro if you're Australian, you're already hanging from the ceiling

  • @rainbowcritter3904
    @rainbowcritter3904 Před 4 lety +190

    I was obsessed with Australia as a kid, I watched Rescuers: Down Under at least once a week, so we went to the local drive in to watch Kangaroo Jack after I begged my parents to see it. The entire audience was families and kids. I fell asleep halfway through.

  • @TheKnallkorper
    @TheKnallkorper Před 3 lety +6

    The truck falling with fish was obviously a cross over of “Finding Dory”

  • @vampiregarfield8949
    @vampiregarfield8949 Před 4 lety +45

    Jesus, I was so easily entertained as a child that I actually liked this movie 💀

    • @Joes86-nstuff
      @Joes86-nstuff Před 3 lety

      I wouldn’t have enjoyed it.

    • @MsPanda876
      @MsPanda876 Před 8 měsíci

      I loved it lmaooo

    • @joellim6988
      @joellim6988 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Dude how is this movie bad? Its fun

    • @unvlividian3490
      @unvlividian3490 Před 3 měsíci

      @@joellim6988 Frl dawg this movies gas they just haters lol

  • @aladdinjegham6982
    @aladdinjegham6982 Před 4 lety +340

    Can you review a movie called "Daddy Day Care"

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 Před 4 lety +35

      I used to love that movie!

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 Před 4 lety +33

      I watched that movie way too many times

    • @cottoncandysoldier9045
      @cottoncandysoldier9045 Před 4 lety +23

      Daddy day camp was horrendous lol i forgot about these movies. I used to love daddy daycare with Eddie Murphy. I still think it's ok mostly due to that nostalgia

    • @noasundqvist7090
      @noasundqvist7090 Před 3 lety +8

      Damn I watched that a billion times

    • @Bludd_co
      @Bludd_co Před 3 lety

      Only ogd

  • @biggiecheese2602
    @biggiecheese2602 Před 4 lety +610

    My teacher gave us a movie day where we had two choices, either Monster House or Kangaroo Jack. There were only 80 of us, so I thought it would be pretty obvious what we would watch.
    The entire class except for three people (myself included) chose this shit.

    • @willow612
      @willow612 Před 4 lety +188

      Your class was a disappointment 🤦🏻‍♀️ monster house is a masterpiece 👌

    • @Kikol10
      @Kikol10 Před 4 lety +69

      Wow, I’m so disappointed in them. What a shame.

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 Před 4 lety +56

      Monster house scared the shite outta me when I was younger

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 4 lety +53

      They chose... poorly...

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf Před 4 lety +30

      The swcond hand embarrassment and shame is real in this story. I feel for your loss

  • @AustinWrightMusic
    @AustinWrightMusic Před 4 lety +98

    Did he just Forget About Dre and call “The Next Episode” the “thug life” song?

  • @babbit09
    @babbit09 Před 2 lety +5

    17:44 I can't even imagine how that character would feel since he's currently drunk, downed two pots of coffee and a redbull, and now has tranquillizer in him that's powerful/plentiful enough to drop a kangaroo

  • @downrightannoying3922
    @downrightannoying3922 Před 4 lety +361

    The movie should be called "Jack."

  • @huggleskuishy
    @huggleskuishy Před 4 lety +258

    My dad died a few years ago, and I immediately signed up for beauty school.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Před 2 lety

      You do you buddy.

    • @David-rn1hn
      @David-rn1hn Před 2 lety

      um, good for u

    • @themanthrmyththelegend
      @themanthrmyththelegend Před rokem

      Hows it going

    • @B727X
      @B727X Před rokem

      It’s super obvious joke, men without fathers become effeminate without a masculine roll model. Everyone back then in theatres got it.

  • @shazablasta5818
    @shazablasta5818 Před 3 lety +12

    I genuinely loved this movie so much as a kid, and even still I find it basically entertaining

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 Před 4 lety +6

    13:53 Epic SuperMega reference, also, yes, there are still some towns that are like that.

  • @juliamcalister8655
    @juliamcalister8655 Před 4 lety +146

    Can peta jones do a PSA for the kangaroos to stop running at my car when I'm driving in the dead of night next

    • @lydiaj.stewart5894
      @lydiaj.stewart5894 Před 4 lety +20

      You can't stop them.
      Once I was in a friends car at 12-something PM and we got surrounded by a horde of them.
      She lives in the suburbs.
      Kangaroos are such shits it's no wonder we eat them.

    • @averagechadlegionary5824
      @averagechadlegionary5824 Před 4 lety +4

      I can only imagine my friend it must be quite terrifying sometimes whether you accidentally hit one or get surrounded by many also do you really eat them? I’m not judging I’m just curious to be honest

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom Před 4 lety +6

      Tyler Jordan we do kangaroo meat is a thing

    • @averagechadlegionary5824
      @averagechadlegionary5824 Před 4 lety +2

      AusKaiserIV Ah well if you could compare it to anything what would it taste like?

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom Před 4 lety +5

      Tyler Jordan honestly haven’t had it in legit like 6 years so I couldn’t tell ya

  • @theengineer4901
    @theengineer4901 Před 4 lety +138

    My grandma passed a while back. She left me a bunch of stuff but one thing that stands out is a dvd of kangaroo jack lol

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 Před 4 lety +33

      Sorry for your loss, but I wanna say that sounds like the intro to a creepypasta

    • @NikoJr.
      @NikoJr. Před 4 lety +20

      @@amberwingtundrawing776 "And then Kangaroo Jack hopped on screen and looked straight at me, the viewer, and his eyes bled in a photo-realistic way"

    • @theengineer4901
      @theengineer4901 Před 4 lety +2

      Amberwing Tundrawing thank you. I’m sure I could make a pretty good one with it.

    • @lynnkayee1015
      @lynnkayee1015 Před 4 lety +2

      When my dad died and I cleaned out his house I found a VHS of Kangaroo Jack he bought when it first came out so I could see it because the rentals were gone. I guarantee that was the one and only time it was ever watched lmao

  • @Nuskybeach
    @Nuskybeach Před 4 lety +3

    For putting that Supermega clip I LOVE you, that's good taste

  • @breezle7296
    @breezle7296 Před 2 lety +2

    Regional Aussie here
    Dunny - definitely used the more regional you go and with a lot with farmers
    Bog Troff - never heard it used personally - it’s becoming more of an outdated term
    Long drop - type of toilet. Think big hole with (usually) a toilet seat. There’s a long drop - hence the name - and most commonly found at some nature reserves but usually at car rests/toilet stops on the sides of roads - so they don’t have to plumb water there. My Uni was their ‘green’ campus (multiple campuses around the state) and had compositing (long drop) toilets. Also had a lecture hall that had grass all around the outside and was my favourite room and so cool in summer!

  • @massivecowbreakout7555
    @massivecowbreakout7555 Před 4 lety +189

    I am Australian and we do say “dunnie” but I haven’t heard any other slang for toilet.
    Most of Australia ISN’T like the Wild West and is actually NORMAL to Americans but there are some parts out in the desert like this. But 90% of the population isn’t like that.

    • @TimberWulfIsHere
      @TimberWulfIsHere Před 3 lety +3

      Uhh, yes. Yes it is. The Australian coast line is not 90% of australia. The actual 90% that isn't the coast, IS!

    • @massivecowbreakout7555
      @massivecowbreakout7555 Před 3 lety +12

      @@TimberWulfIsHere
      Geologically, yes. I am talking about population

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw Před 3 lety +1

      @@massivecowbreakout7555 I’m just afraid of the Giga-Spiders that are over there. I can’t even handle the small ones here.

    • @massivecowbreakout7555
      @massivecowbreakout7555 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Sunny-uz8cw I have a big huntsman spider that hangs around on the ceiling of my house sometimes. His name is Joey

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw Před 3 lety +8

      @@massivecowbreakout7555 Well tell Joey that my nightmares want his autograph and I hope to never meet him!

  • @samuryebread1065
    @samuryebread1065 Před 4 lety +103

    pretty sure that the money was meant to pay the hitman to kill charlie and Louis

    • @Esmeralda-rd9hf
      @Esmeralda-rd9hf Před 4 lety +6

      Yes, yes it was but Pig didnt mention it

    • @Scruffers
      @Scruffers Před 4 lety +14

      But they lost the money, so the hitman was just gonna kill em for free anyway?

  • @dimitrimilas4170
    @dimitrimilas4170 Před 4 lety +8

    As a Strayan I can confirm this is exactly how we speak 'n act Fahkin' bloody oath cobber I don't even understand 'alf the bloody things I say.

  • @pamelabou-antoun7733
    @pamelabou-antoun7733 Před 4 lety +4

    As an Australian, I have never used any of those words... ever. You hear the 'dunny' here and there but I just call it a toilet?

  • @spartaspree2245
    @spartaspree2245 Před 4 lety +183

    No we dont say those words
    And im 100% Australian

  • @tanmanstudios
    @tanmanstudios Před 4 lety +146

    As a kid I always found it weird this movie was about drug lords instead of kangaroos

  • @russianpotato9507
    @russianpotato9507 Před 4 lety +2

    As an Aussie i've never heard anyone say "the thunder box, bog troff and the long drop"

  • @justindenney-hall5875
    @justindenney-hall5875 Před 4 lety +12

    I heard "Wood Rocket" is producing a porno spoof called "Kangaroo Jack Off" I hope "The Cinema Snob" does a review of it lol.

  • @InvoluntaryConclusion
    @InvoluntaryConclusion Před 4 lety +225

    Man calling Charlie Chazza is just Aussie nickname culture, quick example: Bailey becomes Bazza or Bazz

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 Před 4 lety +9

      Shane = Shazza, Dave = Dazza etc

    • @danksubstance3246
      @danksubstance3246 Před 4 lety +7

      Or Barry. Barry also = Bazza

    • @javis88h
      @javis88h Před 4 lety +11

      We also like to put O at the end of nearly every nick name. "Rob-O" "Dave-O" "Johnn-O"

    • @insayno9959
      @insayno9959 Před 4 lety +7

      As an Aussie, I don't believe I have ever heard Bailey get shortenned to Bazza. Bails, yeah, but not Bazza.

    • @AlucardArkaine
      @AlucardArkaine Před 4 lety +5

      Never met anyone called Bailey, so...

  • @tayb4662
    @tayb4662 Před 4 lety +235

    I could cringe myself into a coma thinking about how much time I spent trying to learn the lame dance from the 'special features' tutorial. Literal coma.

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 Před 4 lety +12

      Did you learn it?

    • @mcpheefan21
      @mcpheefan21 Před 3 lety +7

      HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LMAO

    • @mcpheefan21
      @mcpheefan21 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Arri7979 I did. Wasn't until I learned it that I realized the choreography was trash. It's like not realizing the audition dance from Save the Last Dance is bad until you learn it yourself.

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mcpheefan21 - Hahaha I love that😂 I probably wouldn't know the choreography was trash until I did it myself too

    • @poopiebrowntip2339
      @poopiebrowntip2339 Před 3 lety +3

      You're a legend. kudos

  • @BinxBlack
    @BinxBlack Před 4 lety +7

    Definitely wasn’t a poop innuendo they were using on the plane, well they wanted the kids to think so 😂

  • @atomic747
    @atomic747 Před 3 lety +2

    Anyone remember the animated sequel straight to t.v.? Also that kangaroo jack can actually talk it just you needed some voodoo Australian potion.

  • @LandGrand
    @LandGrand Před 4 lety +97

    Completely mislead me as a kid. I wanted a talking kangaroo, but that was only a dream sequence. I never trusted a trailer since then :|

  • @Fuzon-S
    @Fuzon-S Před 4 lety +489

    "Was Kangaroo Jack a bad-"
    Me: YES.
    "-ass character?"
    Me: ...Yes?

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 Před 3 lety +9

      Bro... That's kinda cringe.

    • @kokaii7368
      @kokaii7368 Před 3 lety +3

      @@justinhenley8700 why

    • @justinhenley8700
      @justinhenley8700 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kokaii7368 First off, shitty joke. Second, click on this guy's profile and just take a gander. There you go. Cringe.

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster Před 3 lety +10

      @Crab those are what we call redditors keep your distance they can get extremely hostile.

    • @flower1316
      @flower1316 Před 3 lety +3

      @@justinhenley8700 ummmm no one asked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you just made cause you didn't think about it yourself

  • @PollyGammy
    @PollyGammy Před 4 lety +1

    Your montage song really resonates with me. It’s completely perfect. I laugh so hard when I hear it.

  • @SomeHarbourBastard
    @SomeHarbourBastard Před 3 lety +2

    One of my biggest guilty pleasures. I love Jerry Bruckheimer, he's one of my idols. He's the Producer who will try anything once. He actually made _Kangaroo Jack_ the same year as he made _Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl_

    • @SomeHarbourBastard
      @SomeHarbourBastard Před 3 lety +1

      He made _Coyote Ugly,_ _Gone in 60 Seconds_ and _Remember the Titans_ all in the year 2000

    • @WedgePee
      @WedgePee Před 3 lety

      Beverley Hills Cop, Top Gun and Crimson Tide, too. They received MUCH better reviews.

  • @JeffTheJanitor
    @JeffTheJanitor Před 4 lety +82

    ReviewBrah has turned "My disappointment is immeasurable" into a commonly used phrase. I hear it at least once a month.

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 Před 4 lety +248

    I was also disappointed by this as a kid.
    All the commercials made it seem like it was all about the kangaroo. He's barely in the film!

    • @BIadesMan
      @BIadesMan Před 2 lety +1

      Lies,he’s not even seen ur comment,now tell the truth

    • @watermelonice5929
      @watermelonice5929 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, I have to agree with this. He was barely in the film.

  • @Catamon09
    @Catamon09 Před 3 lety +5

    I remember loving this as child, and my sibling, my cousins, my friends we just loved it. Watching as an adult I think I love it for how absolutely hot garbage it is, like that opening ironic review of it was gold- won't show my kids but will watch it with the boys, that kind of movie

  • @princessadrigirl6774
    @princessadrigirl6774 Před 3 lety +3

    When I started this video, I genuinely thought that I’d never watched this movie before. Some of the clips were extremely familiar, so apparently I totally have seen it and just repressed the memory??? Yeah, that sounds about right

  • @thekid3947
    @thekid3947 Před 4 lety +151

    My feed: was kangaroo jack a bad movie?
    Me: are you high?
    And then I proceeded to watch

  • @chachasliddddd
    @chachasliddddd Před 4 lety +6

    I'm Australian and this movie makes me feel really attacked

  • @TheDigworks
    @TheDigworks Před 4 lety +7

    thought this was just a bad memory my brain invented, whenever i tried to recount the memory of this film for some reason i thought it was associated with jackass or was called that because i couldnt remember the kangaroo part just the jack part, never saw the film itself, just trailers, so im wondering if a clip from the trailer got me confused into thinking its called jack ass but not to be confused with jackass.

  • @LifeWithMe004
    @LifeWithMe004 Před 4 lety +89

    Just change the name to “The Kangaroo has the money”

  • @nmrr444
    @nmrr444 Před 4 lety +161

    I was doing just fine forgetting about this weird ass movie..

  • @mjkillorn4440
    @mjkillorn4440 Před 3 lety +2

    This video came on autoplay while I was asleep, and somehow I was hearing your narration in my dream, and it was shaping the plot of my dream
    Good video, though, you've got yourself a new subscriber!

  • @LoreleiCatherine
    @LoreleiCatherine Před 4 lety +4

    Hey, HEY! This film is a cinematic MASTERPIECE!
    But for realsies, you should do evolution next. Or joes apartment (the one with the singing roaches) 🤣🤣

  • @Heyyyyitsanya
    @Heyyyyitsanya Před 4 lety +88

    I had always seen the trailer as a kid and always assumed I’d like the movie and that it was just a movie I hadn’t gotten to yet. I never knew it was all a lie.

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 3 lety +4

      i mean jack is in like 18 minutes of the film but he talks for like 7

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +3

      @@razkable Yep. There's also a horrible animated Kangaroo Jack movie too. Where the kangaroo actually raps and talks a lot and it's worse than this. Somehow. At least in this, we got Christopher Walken, and the cute blonde lady. But in the animated Kangaroo Jack movie, it's much more boring as hell.

  • @jojonono27
    @jojonono27 Před 4 lety +168

    I've finally figured it out... You are Joji + Chris Ray Guns love child

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye Před 2 lety +3

    Fun fact: a kangaroo’s kick has enough force to break bones, rupture organs, and kill you. There’s a reason people try to avoid them in the wild. What I’m trying to say is: Charlie should’ve fucking died near the beginning of the movie.

  • @patch2932
    @patch2932 Před 3 lety +4

    I think the whole “Boys go to beauty school after their dad’s die,” thing is supposed to be a poorly delivered gay joke? When the movie was made it was still a big stereotype that all gay guys were feminine and went to do stuff with beauty-related industry’s. With the other gay joke at the end, it just makes sense that would have been the intention. Obviously I could be wrong though. Just speculation.
    Also I don’t think ‘joke’ is a good word to use because it’s not funny, but whatever.

  • @cagereactsyep5142
    @cagereactsyep5142 Před 4 lety +42

    I don't know how. But I remember having a dream about this movie when I was like 5.

  • @s.i.rsonga6223
    @s.i.rsonga6223 Před 4 lety +62

    He’s not saying Charlie he’s saying Chezza. It’s like a nickname

  • @user-vm6xp4un2h
    @user-vm6xp4un2h Před 4 lety +5

    As a person called lewis im disgraced to have my name in this film

  • @johnnyufano1441
    @johnnyufano1441 Před 2 lety +3

    ok so australians do slang with names adding “azza” to the end to shorten it so riley would be like “razza” or something along those lines

  • @GT_Mr.C
    @GT_Mr.C Před 4 lety +129

    bro i would sing that knock you out song EVERYTIME when i was younger. this movie is pure gold

  • @Asherha
    @Asherha Před 4 lety +32

    Why are you bringing out all these repressed memories i have?! why!? i repressed them for a reason

  • @sunshine_tidings6983
    @sunshine_tidings6983 Před 4 lety +4

    why did this have such a good cast? jerry oconnel, anthony anderson, michael shannon, christopher walken??

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 Před 2 lety

      Because it was meant to be an R rated crime movie that test audiences despised so much, they recut it as what is now to try and get money from kids

  • @-d-devil-3393
    @-d-devil-3393 Před 3 lety +3

    12:07 bruh didn't expect to listen to that fire track from mob psycho 100 here

  • @sorrybarley7509
    @sorrybarley7509 Před 4 lety +80

    Much like The Cat in the Hat, this is one of the movies that I wanted to see as a kid but never was allowed to. Unlike Cat in the Hat (which I eventually saw in a hotel and decided to just fall asleep early because of how much I hated it), I have fortunately never seen Kangaroo Jack.

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt Před 4 lety +2

      I watched it as a kid but I don’t remember anything about it

    • @lydiaking6341
      @lydiaking6341 Před 3 lety

      I remember having it on VHS and skipping to all the scenes with the kangaroo lol

    • @dumbdead8835
      @dumbdead8835 Před 3 lety

      Lucky

    • @OneMilian
      @OneMilian Před 5 měsíci

      You know your parents care about you when they dont allow you to watch bad movies. Or they care more about the tvs soul not getting hurt by putting bad movies on play

  • @ashensage6034
    @ashensage6034 Před 4 lety +75

    God, I remember seeing this movie in theaters because I loved talking animal movies and the trailer promised a crazy wisecracking kangaroo.
    Also, I remember my brother getting the DVD and me watching an entire behind the scenes on how they made the fart sounds for the camels. No joke.

  • @floogleborp9603
    @floogleborp9603 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how whenever Peta is mad he uses Mob's theme

  • @breezle7296
    @breezle7296 Před 2 lety +7

    As an Aussie, I was with you Pig until the ‘shrimp on a barbie’ joke.
    I’d say I’ll now root for the Kangaroo but that’s worse…

  • @DaHomieRiz
    @DaHomieRiz Před 4 lety +46

    I think PETA Jones is my favorite anime antagonist..
    #2 is Dio

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp Před 4 lety +36

    Born 2002, and I hate that you're bringing back these memories

  • @Jacindarella46
    @Jacindarella46 Před 2 lety +3

    I was thinking of the Ryan clip the whole time I was watching this so it took me way off guard when he really played it 🤣

  • @juliannamf7683
    @juliannamf7683 Před 4 lety +1

    Every SINGLE time I hear pigs montage song now it takes me a second to realize it’s not actually the song from whatever movie he’s reviewing🥴

  • @LucyInNightmares1
    @LucyInNightmares1 Před 4 lety +39

    "don't run over kangaroos with your car"Wanna tell that to the roos lol They're always jumping out in front of traffic

    • @theFakeRed
      @theFakeRed Před 3 lety +3

      Was looking for this comment

    • @lobsterspasta
      @lobsterspasta Před 3 lety +3

      It’s like America’s Deer, awful and everywhere and have a suicide game of “jump In front of a speeding car”

  • @Sweethearts4969
    @Sweethearts4969 Před 4 lety +80

    when you realize we’re following these guys and the kangaroo doesn’t talk.. WTF

  • @breezle7296
    @breezle7296 Před 2 lety +1

    14:40 if you’re name is Charlie, your default nickname/new name will be ‘Chazza’. Everything gets shortened here. If there’s a possibility of shortening your name, that will be your new name.

  • @jas.satellite
    @jas.satellite Před 2 lety +1

    i can't believe i saw trailers and posters for this movie everywhere, never watched it and now in 2022 i find out theres no talking kangaroo. all this time i thought that random movie was actually about a talking kangaroo. i cant believe

  • @rickyrackz
    @rickyrackz Před 4 lety +87

    Please make videos of you reacting to these movies:
    Blankman
    Osmosis Jones
    Cats and Dogs
    Son of the mask
    George of the jungle 1 & 2
    The Room
    Max Keebler’s Big Move
    Little Vampire
    Agent Cody Banks
    Scooby Doo 1 & 2
    She’s The Man
    Casper
    Haunted Mansion
    The Three Stooges
    All the Diary of a wimpy kid movies
    All the Austin Powers movies
    Nacho Libre
    Sydney White
    The bee movie
    Bubble Boy
    (I'll edit more movie later)

    • @Robotneonunicorn
      @Robotneonunicorn Před 4 lety +6

      Ricardo Martinez Jr. Cats and Dogs yes!! How could I forget! Also Inspector Gadget

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 4 lety +6

      Neon Unicorn I need him to do the first Inspector Gadget, it’s nuts but I watched it so much as a child

    • @TheYoungGeninSasuke
      @TheYoungGeninSasuke Před 4 lety +9

      I hope he sees this. Osmosis Jones is a classic.

    • @Robotneonunicorn
      @Robotneonunicorn Před 4 lety +2

      Yami Yugi same! I think it kinda scared me when I was young but still watched it on repeat

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 3 lety +1

      Lol I remember loving She's the Man