Living Alone, Getting Dumped & Being Too Positive for a Gang - (Some of) The Best of Josh Johnson
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- čas přidán 27. 09. 2020
- Josh Johnson talks about split-second decision-making, getting dumped while having diarrhea and being too positive for a gang.
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"Not a full shift at Denny's later."
What an extraordinarily depressing and effective measurement of time
This comment made me laugh harder then it should have
You're funny too
Americans will measure with anything OTHER than the metric system
@@adrianaduke9897 Not completely true, we measure drugs using the metric system
@@adrianaduke9897 how do you say "8 hours" in the metric system?
“Doesnt know what boyz n the hood is but loves trains” 💀 the most effective way to explain a complex identity issue lmfaooo
I think we can all agree black dudes love trains. All aboard boys!
Travelling in train is something else, especially during an early morning or at the evening
Bruh you GIGGLE
I told my mom I had an imaginary friend and she said: "well you can't have friends that I can't see, so send them home." Yes, my mom is black.
😂😂😂sounds about right
💀💀💀
Then why do we go to church?
@@SavingMyPockets What? It's exactly the same. You talk to and worship a being that nobody can see. The only difference is that one is collectively recognized as part of your culture while the other has been recognized as insanity on an individual level.
@@trajectoryunown My mom says the holy ghost is real only makes sense that other ghost exist too. Which is why imaginary friends and relatives that are dead are not aloud in her house.
GANG: “ why are you always smiling dog?”
JOSH: “ none of us are dead or in jail...and we’re a gang”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#facts
i wish i knew how to help so fewer good peops would have to end up like that but hey at least im the only genderfluid autistic philadelphian in NOVA.
"Bruh you giggle" After awhile I can see their point
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone needs to learn this dudes name now because he's gonna be big some day.
He opened for Trevor Noah last year & was so good I had to look him up to find more.
@Samuelson baker lol to each his own. That's the beauty of the arts.
I lived alone for 15 years and I'm a little jealous of his umbrella idea💡 😂
@Samuelson baker i think you just dislike him as a human lol
His name is Josh Johnson
I really hope this guy gets really big he's super funny. Give him a Netflix special.
He already has. Look it up.
He has one
I love this guy because he caters to the introverts crowd
CATERS .
"A complete stranger just broke up with me."
"Baby girl, we can make this work."
@@cannonfodder8287 that's where I died 😂😂😂😂🙌🏿
“This guy knows he’s late and yet has the nerve to stop at Starbucks. 😂😂😂😂”
“Boy you giggle” got me really hard LMAO.
“Bruh you giggle”
*Giggle*
He can do black and white comedy and not change up his style to fit either audience. He’s good
it seems he caters to his audience of the day by changing a bit the way he talks to them
@@granville7 how so
@@Rojomoto405 most of the time he speaks normally like someone from a middle class household (which is probably his background) but when his audience is almost exclusively black he could be heard with some sort of 'street' accent. well, maybe I misheard since I'm not American and have trouble distinguishing all those accents in the US
@@granville7 I'm an American and can't remember most of my peoples accents
@@granville7 actually I heard the opposite. He sounded much more relaxed and himself in front of the black audience. Had more of a flow. There was no difference in inflection or accent, his timing was just much smoother.
Anybody know this guy from the "Catfishing the KKK" vid?
I love that video
That’s how I found him
"It's not racist if you came for the ribs"
that was my first video :D
great video
You can make everything float, but you can't clean that room?! 🤣
“Ok this man know he late and he goin to Starbucks” I’ve never felt so personally atacked
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Not more than a full shift at Denny's later ... I fishhooked an old lady's face" Oh, I best stop quoting as I would transcribe this whole thing & I have work to do:-)
I had a terribly bad mood today, I watched him for 20 mins and I feel I can do things now lol
What if him and John Mulaney had a show together playing adopted brothers. It would give a twist on Frasier and Niles' dynamic.
I'd definitely be watching it... at least a few times..
I am very on board with this idea.
That would be the greatest thing ever!!
Can someone make this happen please
Thats a million dollar idea!
i only stop at starbucks when im running late.. i mean if im gonna be 10 mins late might as well make it a full hour.. let payroll have an ez day they aint gotta do the math for 45mins of my hourly wage
As someone who does payroll, this is actually hilarious!
Good point
One of my favorite comedians
Just wish he would do more shows
Fashooo 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ikr he's the best
Yessss
Josh is definitely one of my top 5 comedians cause he’s dead ass just the alternate dimension Erkle who got layed
You can tell by the way these audiences laugh and react that he was already deep into cracking them up before these clips start. A sign of true talent!!
Bruh i literally cant get enough of this guy! Like i binged watched every single josh johnson video during quarantine back in march/april. There arent enough josh johnson videos on youtube 😂
I slip on a grape cuz imma child
One time my brother scraped his knee on a 'wet' leaf 🙃
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin"
I laughed harder than i should have
i only stop at starbucks when im running late.. i mean if im gonna be 10 mins late might as well make it a full hour.. let payroll have an ez day they aint gotta do the math for 45mins of my hourly wage
Can we take a moment and appreciate how satisfying his face is to look at.
I flip open my phone, cause that liberal art degree turned out really well :D :D I am crying
I don't get it, can you explain ?
@@chrisathian5450 He still has a flip phone because he’s too poor to buy a smart phone. Basically saying the degree didn’t get him a good job.
“I fish hooked an old lady” 🤣🤣🤣
He is always clever and quick on his feet.
I love him. He's hilarious and adorable. He should be on SNL.
That'd ruin his style of comedy, and become another Jimmy Fallon
He too good for SNL
I love how he takes every joke one step too far. Like sitting on the toilet and the girl breaks up with him and he feels like he lost everything and then it's a stranger he goes one step farther with we can make this work.
He performed at my undergrad and after he did the cake skit somebody walked in with a cake. It was too funny lol
He is featured in short on Netflix on The Comedy Lineup. Episode name: Josh Johnson. Give it a go. So good.
I have a HUGE crush on this man like ugh
“You can’t be positive and goofy in the hood.” - Patrice Oneal
💗✌🏼♠️
111th thumbs up
His timing was always a gift, but it's really aging like a fine wine. He's getting better and better. 💋👌🏻
Josh Johnson needs a Netflix special.
I feel like as much as he jokes about “sounding white” he’s secretly an incredible code switcher, peep the difference in how he talked to the black audience vs the white audience
I think about sounding white he's referring to the sound of his voice, not so much the way he talks. But maybe I'm wrong.
People who say peep in place of check this out or notice this are the reason pandas are going extinct.
@@Mokamon99 I doubt that's the reason why, but go off, buddy.🤣🤣🤣
@@Mokamon99 people who say things like this are pathetic monolinguals. it's so sad to know you've never left your hometown.
@@Mokamon99 AAVE is a dialect of English with its own grammatical structure and rules. Implying it's simply poor English is racist.
He's the new Donald glover
His rap name is Immature Pacino
Now he just needs a mixtape
But this guy is actually funny.
yikes. maybe leave the comedy to him
@Samuelson baker ...spoken like a true hack...
I was literally just thinking about his similarities to donald
But he's definitely not the new Gambino, he's his own person
2:02 I love how that joke slowly sunk in with the crowd 😂
Dale is that clan ribs?
Remember when he started out in that little club? Nice to see him grow as a comedian
I loved his standup when he first started and for a while I didn’t see new stuff, I listened so many times that i’ve memorized most of his standup. 😂 I’m so glad that he’s doing more standup.
"You can make stuff float but you can't clean your room" 🤣💀
Bruh you giggle!!! 🤣
He's so handsome
"Where was that bass during choir practice?" Lol
Laughed so hard at the Uber jokes I almost died
"I talk about sharks too much on the front-end of the conversation"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GIVE HIM A NETFLIX SPECIAL
His "baby on the subway" joke is top, surprised its not here
He looked like a jehovah's witness grandma with his afro or one of the jackson 5
The EXPRESSION @2:38 is PRICELESS!!!!
It is odd to watch a person talk about their life experiences and their experience living alone, advice ect. when they still look 16
He's...32 😭
That umbrella in the shower joke fucking had me dying!
I haven't known about this guy but I recently found out about him.
honestly one of my favorites now.
He’s great...excellent timing and content.
Feeling like an alien is bassically my life as an infp-t 😅
I'm love with this man.💙
Damn his fiiiine and his mind is just so gorgeous!
his hands are a piece of art
@@granville7 everything about him. His hands, teeth, lips, smile, eyes, hair.... everything.
Lol
I want to see him live! hahaha 😆 He is hilarious 🤣
that ankle buzz joke was next level
That was so genius for him to let them applause before dropping that bomb
Really good delivery, excellent timing, great material... can't wait to see more!
The living alone too long part.......just got my first place a month after the pandemic lockdown...while working as a COVID screener and phlebotomist tech.....this has been a rough year 🙃
If you can, and not already doing so, take care of your mental health in a healthy manner. Cheers
how are you holding up?
@@c.j.4014 well lost my grandma nov 3....its been rough 😅
@@kaylaamaya1720 oooooh....shoot, I give my condolences
He is the sweetest of the best comedians
He looks like Monse from "on my block" when he has the hair 😂😂
His face at 3:13 I'm dying here.
I love him n his style of comedy SO MUCH
That living alone part and now we been on quarantine?! #FELT
I love this dude! Ure so funny man! Mad love all the way from South Africa😍
LOVE YOU JOSH!!!! STAY BLESSED
His voice is like the child version of Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman was NEVER a child.
👆🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣
First time watching and that transition from bald to an Afro was intense
Yo, that umbrella shower bit was something else. On another plane
Wait...did he say "Not even a full shift at Denny's.." LMFAO ?!!?
This young man has got it, and I hope it turns into a great living for him. Dude brings the funny.
I really like his demeanor on stage... I hope to see more of this young comic
Listen this dude is killin it ! I didn’t know who he was until today and I’m hooked
@7:42 I DO THE MOST RIGHT BEFORE WORK. THEY DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME ON A SCREEN 🤣
He is just plain Funny!
This dude is ganna make it big I like him
I’ve been following his work for a while and totally agree, he’s so funny
The Uber skit is one of the greatest.
@@Arizona_Raven lol oh yea it is for real
@@KasperMcKay he's so talented
Superbowl Funny‼️ The evolution of Josh Johnson 💯🎤🐐🎖️
Not a full shift at Denny's later 😂😂😂😂☠️. This guy 🪙
how is it possible to look "less black" with an afro lol his personality and humour is great
mans delivery crazy 😆
i’m upset Donald Glover doesn’t do stand up comedy anymore. but this guy will do
I pay internet because of people like you, that pfp and that name is hilarious😂😂
came for the funsies, stayed for the single story
Please more, & a full special!
Love how he was a hero and selfish in one day lmao 😂
This guy is so funny
Nobody gon talk about how real his last set was
act is you aint even missing your last ex, but being alone, add COVID restrictions...recipe for disaster
Create a situation and circumstances where people feel more inclined to take their own life and watch the population numbers drop. Fewer mouths to feed overall. Intentional or not, it's effective :|
He's so hilarious 😂
Wishing Josh much success!
Easily one of the best comedians out and the future of comedy. Love this man😂😂
I love him soooo much!
Why does he remind me of William from "Girlfriends"
I like that he is funny without using curse words or being crude. His jokes a clean 🧼
Did anybody else get real excited when I got this notification
I love this comedian
He's so beautiful!
One of my favorite comedians!!!
They cut off the best part of the joke about eating the chocolate cake naked.