Can’t Lift Weights Without Screaming? Josh Johnson Can Relate
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- čas přidán 5. 11. 2018
- Josh Johnson confirms he’s not an alpha male, details a terrifying run-in he had with a possum and tells an embarrassing story about trying to impress a woman at the gym.
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"We all drank just enough, got home safe & woke up in time for breakfast"
Past the age of 29, that's ABSOLUTELY the definition of a great party.
FAACCTTSSS, best night ever
My eighteenth was like that - I said, this was great! No ambulances called this time!
I swear.
more like 35
Bill died
*"Cuz I don't wanna touch a possum, cuz I'll get bit by a possum, and everyone knows if you get bit by a possum, you become a possum-"*
*That’s just science!*
For The Love Of Pudding SCIENCE!
So true. I’m still trying to find out how to turn back human.
Wait is that how babies are made?
@@aheinz308 Yeah, if you touch a baby, you'll get bit, and then you'll become pregnant. Don't they teach this stuff in school?
*”I WILL CHOKE YOU....* but you will feel safe the whole time 😅”
I’m DEAD 😂😂😂
Jessica Taylor you’re actually not dead. You’re safe.
She's not
Lmfao.
I know right!😂
that was my favorite 😂
i don't like the whole choking thing, but that kinda sounds like an offer i wouldn't mind 😅😅😆
I love how awkward he is 😂
I used to be like this, but the only way I hide it in public is by not talking at all...
Same. Lol. His awkwardness makes his comedy even funnier I think.🤣
Pneuma 🤣
I think he is more comfortable in akward situations thats why he is able to stand up in a crowd and talk about
Im always like this bruh
"Bills dead" great party
click my picture nah but really bro, gReAtE pArTY
click my picture 🤣
somebody better call Bill's mamma cause he dead i don't talk to Bill that way but great party
There were like 5 ninja and bill had to defend his girls honor after one of the ninjas drunkenly slapped her ass. They Fucked Him UP!
i need to know how bill died
"Ima get a little nasty ok....we were kissing" 😂😂
Disgraceful... I bet they even engaged in premarital had holding
sanji vinsmoke how dare you he has ARTRITIS
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 🤣🤣
czcams.com/video/F5bm3b0ID9g/video.html
Him: “I am not an alpha male” *looks like a serial killer for a couple seconds*
Me: ....mm , okay.
exactly, its allll an act. LOL
He looks like he can fight lol
199 likes don't look right
Have 1 more
@@lordbyr0n5 I thought I was the only one that did that! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol #566 here
I find his monotonous voice weirdly attractive
He is cute
Same
Agreed
He is attractive
Hes adorable
This dude needs his own Netflix Special
Nick he’s got a 15 min one
Why netflix?
@@mugnuz because Netflix specials are the new HBO specials lol
Wonder Woman :D orly?
@@kaiwood6471 What's it called?
This guy is actually really good. He has massive star potential and his accent and that voice is very unique. I need to see more of him
Jesse Daniels jus a smart southern boi
Just a Louisiana boy, the people there are hilarious
He sounds like Donald Glover. "voice is very unique"
You’ve seen the cat fishing the kkk skit he did right?
He did a stand up on cat fishing the KKK. It was brilliant lol
Him: "I don't go on dates a lot because I don't know how to talk to people"
Me: same 😭🤣
Same
Same
yup, feel ya on that one sis 😔
Wow then get with someone who likes to talk maybe it will help you out a bit. Dont be afraid to express yourself.
Same
"If you touch a possum or get bit by a possum, you become a possum. That's just science" -Josh Johnson
That line killed me, super underrated😂🤣💀
He has that short quick delivery style like Donald Glover, I like it
Voice too
He's 95% Donald and 5% Hannibal
Hottest Tracks I just said that he actually sounds like him
louiearmstrong EXACTLY!!! So accurate
Nah. I say Carmichael
His patience is good for timing, comic rhythm. He's gonna be guuud!
*comes back after 8 months and realises he's got 1,4k likes*
Definitely, the "that's your opinion" bit was executed so so well
"You get bit by a possum you become a possum, jUsT sCiEnCe!"
I'm gonna quote this guy in when I graduate
Holy crap tHaNkS fOr ThE LiKeS!!!!
Quoting some guy on CZcams, that's not even that funny, is not a great accomplishment buddy.... grow up some first, then maybe quote someone with ligit knowledge...
Ok
@@haroldfrets1268 ur the type of guy to copy inspirational facebook quotes for ur 3 followers to see, let a an alpha do what an alpha need to do. Thats a better accomplishment than u can ever achieve
@@haroldfrets1268 bruh you misspelled legit and I peeped your past comments you can’t even put a sentence together maybe you should be quoting people with legit* knowledge instead of commenting incompetence on a comedians set
I lost it when he squealed. Lol
"I have arthritis in my hands"
Anthony calderon Dammit...choke me anyways 😂
This was soooo funnny!!
What is arthritis?
@@l.l.2046 arthritis is inflammation in the joints that cause pain, you can get it in your hands, legs, elbows, and can get worse as you age
@@catfan__ Oh, thanks for the explanation!
Where can I support this man? This is everything I didn't know I needed in comedy.
Yes you're right, he's amazing!
i love him so much
Danielle Spargo his Instagram is joshjohnsoncomedy
He has a podcast, i know you can find it on Pandora
idk if any of you will see this, but he has his own channel that he posts pretty frequently on. always fresh content, even talking about random current events. he’s wholesome and hilarious
“.... THATS YOUR OPINION” *SPEED WALKS AWAY*
I love how he does that conceptual twist - "have you ever had your life saved when the stakes were low?" So good.
And he's really fucking handsome, too. Just saying... to myself...
Love his delivery...
Madness by Design he has the same delivery as Donald Glover
So you gon take my comment and get more likes than me
Reminds me a little bit of Theo Von
Delivery is pretty good...
He reminds me of sheldon
If Obama did standup, the style would sound like this.
Art Vein 💯
Ya. Especially the three before omega part
Yeah just without the creepy pervert style
He'd get stuck in a loop of stuttering tho. "Sosososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososoosoosososo"
😂😂😂
yooo "im an extra medium" LMAOOOO
“I’m extra medium”
-my new phrase
Absolutely magneficent! His delivery mixed with the Southern slow, calm approach to humor. I love it!!! I'm rooting for him
It do be like that
Had a chick try to twerk on me at the club and she almost knocked me over luckily there was a wall
@Sweters Bingus lmao
I think being stiff is the preferred reaction.
She had a powerful booty
Bootylicious
😂😂😂
One of his strong points is that his material is clean.
SOMEtimes but not all the time
He literally talked about choking a girl during sex?
@@spaceace2126 ehm, they WERE KISSING, OK?
And still hilarious.
But his jerk isn’t.
😂😂😂😂"My first fraternity party a girl twerked on me....i fell over" 😂😂😂
“have you ever had your life saved when the stakes were incredibly low?”
Andrew Egnatis so fucking good
I died this guy's a genius.
I literally saw this comment as he said it
have you ever had your life saved when the stakes are incredibly low? 😂😂😂
I almost died!
From the joke!
Yes yes I have lol
Self deprecating humor at its finest!
I love that his punchlines are funny in part because they're so unexpected. Like it's never what he's leading you to expect him to say so it just catches you off guard and his delivery seals the deal.
This guy is adorable, has me rolling
Madden Stewart I was just about to comment this
@@LazyDev27 the fuck you on about my man
Madden your face is really angelic
@@LazyDev27 uh. Yeah. Because he's actually good looking. Cute nerds are endearing. Ugly ones are appalling . This guy would look like an Alpha if put on 40 pounds of muscle.
800th like
He’s gonna be big someday I can tell
Jake vs. the world that’s just science
If he can avoid the wildlife
Idk I feel like he’s done growing 🤔
i hope he makes it. there are too few funny comedians these days.
Idk working out takes a lot of dedication, I mean its one thing to copy chapelles set its another to copy his GAINS
He has an accent
His actions are subtle and the way he delivers lines are awesome! This guy has massive potential to blow up
The face he made when he mentions the girl requesting to be choked. . . Homeboy clutched his pearls. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love his kkk bit look it up
Lol frfr that was the first of him I heard
Phillup Johnson same
klan ribs baby
That's a classic
U gotta get some good klan ribs
I need more material from him. His delivery really works for him.
Gonna stalk his channel now... Yep.
Edit: I took a sip of my drink right when he lifted the weight. It didn't go well.
Omg same, I was eating after getting home from school and let’s just say my table is a little stained red from what happened
☺😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This is a really funny guy that doesn’t cuss every five seconds I love it
Dude's got talent. I'll be keeping an eye on you Mr. Johnson.
Anyone els read this in hanks voice
Gucci Loui I didn’t even realize I did it til you mentioned it
He's SO FUNNY!!!!!!!
Music Freak How?
Him Brilliant
Definitely sarcasm 😂
There was more energy in that first three minutes than I've ever seen in any of his standups put together and IM FRIGHTENED. 😂😍
Dude I almost died when he did that sound. My stomach is literally hurting right now. This dude is amazing!
His eyes look like someone just barely messed up in a character creator.
I'm feeling his style!!! Thank God, I found him!!! He's hilarious & has potential to make it huge. 🤣😭
'Have you ever had your life saved when the stakes were incredibly low?' LMAOOO
He SOUNDS like Donald Glover. His comedic style is different i don’t get why people saying that
Reggie Davis two black dudes with suburban southern accents and nasally voices
I feel it's the slowness maybe? They arent as jumpy or fast and other comedians I've seen.
He doesn’t act or sound like Donald Glover in any way shape or form.
His style is kinda like Dave Chappelle
ahahaa "I have arthritis in my hands" hahaha
The guy is so good looking, can't stop looking at his lovely eyes , the way he stares...
His smile too!
“Wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled by a really big weak guy ~ All damn day” - Mitch Hedberg (Just For Laughs Gala - 1998).
Totally different. For one, mitch hedberg is white, this guy is black.
Mr. H 👎 Is that seriously your response LOL? Are you just being facetious? There’s absolutely zero relevance with respect to race?!? I’m referring to the jokes being similar.Although as comedians, Mitch, is the king of non sequitur comedy!
hold my macintosh - steve jobs
myinfinitestate you fucked up the quotation. Its "midget", not "really big weak guy" and he's referring to wearing a turtle neck and a backpack at the same time.
Woohoo a little comedic history lesson ♥️
Netflix what are you waiting for give this black man a nextflix special for a 100 million minimum.
If they want to make a lot of money, then they'd sign him right now. He's huge!
Dave Chapelle mixed with Sheldon Cooper
haha
I also sense a bit of Kat Williams as well
And a tad of Donald gliver
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that🤣
nah not sheldon, Donald Glover.
"I fell down because i wasn't ready" gold
he's so attractive and him being funny makes him ten times more attractive to me
If he starts rapping dude is gonna blow....
Get himself some peanut butter chocolate cake with Kool aid
He doesn't need to rap. The world doesn't need more noise
@@jamieharris327 r/whoosh
He is way better than that.
@@dlopezch7204 It was a childish gambino joke
he is not only talented but
also cute:D
This kid understands the meaning of the word delivery better than many of his peers with twice his experience. That deadpan stare at the crowd is actually often intimidatingly creepy, yet he disarms them with just enough self-demeaning lines to keep them with him. Pretty clear he's also still holding back on a lot of what he could deliver. There's a reason so many people are saying they predict he will be a huge star in these comments. He's got it, whatever it is.
“I fell down cuz I wasn’t ready” oh you precious bean 😭
i love how he said he can't talk to people but he's a comedian..... The entire job is talking to people.
Talking to people one on one is a whole different thing
Sylvester Stallone stroke face cheering me on💀😂
If he was on the Big Bang theory I might actually watch that show.
He’s adorable.
You have the awkward charm of Bo Burnham, the delivery style of Donald Glover, and the easygoing voice of someone who hosts a talk show or something
All in all, Josh Johnson is suddenly one of my favorite comedians
Jerrod Carmichael looks younger everyday.
Or a less funny Michael Che
Lol.
He might make #SNL!
Maybe 😝
Great delivery, calm demeanor, funny jokes, the end had me cracking up!
"if i was wearing shorts youd be distracted" holy shit that killed me
He fell over when he got twerked on cause he wasn’t ready 😂
If you look close you can see bruh got the Count Dracula fade..
Its called a widows peak
@@Navywalrus09 but that's not as funny... but thanks captain dictionary..
Hes got the open book hairline
@@papperiposten3899 😂😂😂
Yo you peak braa
Almost dropped my phone at that scream 🤣 this guy is refreshing.
"Have you ever had your life saved when the stakes were extremely low??" LMAO
every comedian ever:
commenters: OMG HE NEEDS HIS OWN NETFLIX SPECIAL
Swear to god, he's like the only comedian who actually makes me laugh until my cheeks hurt. Most of the time, I either don't react (still enjoy it though) or just smile lightly, but his sets are my kryptonite!
“Get bit by a passim you become a passim, thats just science” 😂🤣😂
6:27 has me rolling 😂
i admire that he's so shy and still works as a comedian, my hero
I remember watching like one of his first stand ups. He’s so talented 💀
I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
Why did I think of Sheldon from the big bang theory when he started talking
He is my favorite comedian. Says his jokes with such a straight face. You never know what he's gonna say next.
Josh is the most perfect person to ever do stand up comedy. His smile gives me life
Sounds exactly like Donald Glover when he was doing stand up. If this came on my pandora with no visuals i would've been searching his name.
His voice though 😂😂
“I fell down I wasn’t ready” 😭💀
I am OBSESSED with all the little smiles
amazing. one of the only comedians who can make me genuinely laugh
this dude had me laughing out loud in less than thirty seconds
Great timing great delivery he is smart and he's got material easy to relate to. *sigh* if only I was an agent! We got something we can work with here! $$$ ;)
I just love him, his material is gold and he has an unique delivery rhythm, very smart and deep.
I love his stand up
"Ive never..." hahahahaha
He’s so straight laced and it makes him soo much better
When he made that possum noise I almost chocked on my food 😂
I didn't think I was going to laugh so hard at the opossum joke, but I had a delayed reaction and ended up almost spitting out my juice
The way he just monotones everything it’s so chill
his punchlines are the best they're never what you expect him to have an issue with in the story.
Using a God-given talent to make people laugh while facing the crushing fear of stage fright seems pretty fucking alpha to me.
I love this guy so much
This guy is special. Every clip is great from this guy. He needs time in a bigger spotlight
He is a great comic, nice delivery and he keeps it clean. Love this guys humor.🌻 👍🏽
I'll be on the lookout for him, good set.
I like this style of comedy. Dude is hilarious 😂