Tone Bell - The Worst Punishment a Dad Can Give - This Is Not Happening
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- After stealing from his teacher, Tone Bell dreads his father’s brutal whupping. (Contains strong language.)
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can y'all like...not show me part of the comedy before I get to the comedy? I want to enjoy the comedy at the natural place where I'm supposed to. That "preview" or whatever it's supposed to be ruins that moment in the comedy. I mean, why do you need a preview of the video I AM CURRENTLY WATCHING, THAT I HAVE ACTIVELY PUSHED PLAY ON in the first place? I CHOSE to watch this video, you're not trying to "hook me in."
“By the end of the day she had told everyone”
Damn what a snitch
Bragging. Always gets 'em.
She went bragging to everyone for sure 😅
She never learned the national no snitching policy
yea fuck natasha
Damn what a bitch
My dad was the realest ever. He’d almost never spank me, he’d just be disappointed in me and that’s what killed me. He never rewarded me after I did something, but gave me whatever I wanted, if appropriate and told me, “Son imma get u whatever I can, imma play my part and you gotta play yours, now make me proud”. And he always used to talk with me about stuff from relationships to booze and shit and because of that relationship I had, I almost never went against his word, not out of fear but out of respect. Thank you for being the greatest dad man, I love you.
that's so great
Same ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yoo no need to brag about your dad come awwn I got my ass beat all the time
I doubt your dad spoke like that smh
Youre lucky, mine does drugs😴😂
Skipping through that intro likes it’s a habit
The intros were always bad, imo. I always skipped them. Got particularly good at it.
I feel like they’re getting worse
I saw one and it was the last one.
Someone should make a reddit page for you guys
Fr like wtf
"Imma need summa dat" good punchline
#Dead
Was that the snitch?
@@lekhapratap1652 yh
See this young man holding tears, fighting it with comedy.
That's stand up, bravo.
Most comedians cover trauma with humor like most people do. Only they make a living doing it
I think he was nervous. His hand was shaking from the beginning.
I stole as a young man (tweener) and my beating almost defied gravity! So what, I deserved it and I dont understand why he makes such a deal ottta a ass whuppin?
@@tomasotreasaigh111 Getting hit or beat by someone you're supposed to trust isn't always the answer. You can always teach someone with your words and actions that aren't put out negatively.
I know I'd never lay a hand on my son.
Now if he did need a smack upside the head or something that may be different, but a whooping/beating? Now that's too far.
Also depends on your personal definition of a whooping.
Some people think spanking, some people thinking beating.
@@tomasotreasaigh111 Also, getting an ass beating for stealing is a bit far as almost every kid will do it during their childhood.
I read the title as Taco Bell: The worst punishment a dad can give.
Lars VanBarbecue still accurate
bwahahahaha
Means you're hungry 😂
@@greenb1877 also means that you going to get the worst case of mud butt
@@Tokkoking I could live without that information
Bruh i was so dead when he mentioned Allgood Elementary. My mom taught there for a minute so i get his “robbery” plan. 😂😂
Yeah man the school has easily accessible windows. I'm pretty sure a 12 year old can fit through them
Same!! It’s off of Columbia Drive!! I went to Rainbow Elementary...
Cool stories
Ron Deezee idk why y’all school names so funny to me Allgood and Rainbow 💀
Small world, i went there for 5th grade way back in the day. Lol
I can’t believe they didn’t laugh harder at the Polaroid shaking “alright alright alright alright” OutKast line 😆
goddessvenom ...that went way over there head. The audience has to be all white.
Maybe because it's fucking messed up
@@laclochardhe didn’t make the joke for them NOT to laugh
So i made a plan to rob the Jefferson Bank 🙆🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️, 🤣🤣,..
My school had the same type of thing in elementary school, but we had one class all year with all subjects and our money was called "Bones" I think.
That really got a little dark. My ex-husband has a similar story. His dad whooped his ass in 6th grade at school! And he said it kind of injured their relationship. Damn
I’m happy he can express himself though comedy and laugh about it but there’s still abuse to heal from. I wish the best to everyone who experienced this
Maybe he deserved it.
Jason Bourne no one ever deserves abuse
@@jasonbourne6365 He was TWELVE. When a kid does minor infractions like these, it's usually more reflective on the character and upbringing of the parent rather than the child. When your kid steals, a parent should probably wonder if THEY are the ones who deserve a good spanking for not teaching their kids right.
@@Luminous03 Saying it's reflective of the parent isn't taking the blame off the child tho. I can see why someone would say it's reflective of the parent. It doesn't mean that parent is a horrible parent. It just means they need to reemphasize some things with their kid.
When he said it drew a wedge in-between him and his father you can see sadness in his eyes.
"Got it... I found the photo"
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Best thing I ever learned from the comment section: 13 clicks on your keyboard's right arrow to skip the intro. I do it every time now!
you just payed it forward lol
Seriously, the intros are painful
@@nickhighland799 I knew I couldn't be the only one who cant stand these intros
D Dele double tap the right side of the screen, at least for Apple it was in an update a while back
@D Dele android is 6 double taps
Thumbs down votes are all from Natasha's burner accounts
LoL!!!
Love this! Very clever comment
This was just a trash routine.
lmao
For real😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
U can tell how much it broke his heart. Man. Can't imagine why parents think that's alright
True but I bet his ass never stole again
😂
It was taught to almost all older generations and originally through religion. Spare the rod spoil the child. That's where this comes from generally.
@@fistybaby9489 yeah but he didn't steal because he was sneaky or malicious, there was clearly some unfair system in school and he was sick of it. I think intent matters. And a ass whooping doesn't instill good values. All it teaches kids is that violence can solve problems. So yeah it might of hurt and he won't want it to happen again. But he also won't trust his dad anymore. They trust between them is destroyed. He'll resent his dad, and he'll learn to hide things from him. Spankings are almost never the answer especially on older children, with reason and critical thinking skills. It's what lazy parents do.
Yeah, when he speaks about it you can tell that it's not something that he easily forgot about and every time he talks about it, he probably feels like that same kid again! But man, was that a funny / sad story lol! 😩😂 I haven't laughed like that in a while!
I knew the end of this story by the time he said Magic City. Natasha Bleep got to strippin.
I thought someone was going to have given her a Jefferson dollar
Natasha Bleep. LOL
jchc VV let me know when you find out
natasha bleep
"I'm not getting enough touches " lol
10:39 Weaponized PTSD
Operant conditioning, actually
His story is almost unreal, it's so good: there are so many twists and turns and coincidences
The best part is that he doesn't even explain the punchline
spinakker I’m guessing the girl stripping was Natasha
@@kareemwalton1 I'm guessing that your guess is right ;)
Some people are easily entertained when it comes to comedy it was a good story at best but far from funny I didn't laugh once and I watched stand-up bits all the time.
@@DnyAln Ok
@@DnyAln I agree, it wasn't funny. Not even a good story teller really. I felt like he was making stuff up as he went along with all his fumbling for words.
He's really funny but that story about him getting a whooping and his dad taking a picture broke my heart that part I just couldn't laugh at
That creeped me out a lot. Thats child abuse and basically child porn, taking a picture of a beat up kid with their pants down.
@Kkkk Bbbb Yes, that's child pornography.
I can laugh and promise to never ever punish my kids.
My parents did this to me. My dad use to whip me with belt buckles, wire hangers, one time my mom used a wooden plank with nails in it and I still have a scar on my butt from it. They use to tell anyone who watched us that they could spank us and they would always pull our pants down and hit us. I have so many scars on my legs and but that I'm self conscious about it. I just had my first child and I would never whip him, spank him, or hit him because of the trauma I have from it.
See this young man holding tears, fighting it with comedy.
That's stand up, bravo.
That's psychologically damaging... he turn out okay? Are comedians ever really okay?
From seeing multiple comedians on here talk about rather troubling shit, no.
Yeah not generally
No comedian is ok lol. They've just made the habit of turning physical and psychological trauma into comedic gold
Not at all.
If you watch the special "Nanette" by Hannah Gadsby, I think, she talks about how turning trauma into comedy is basically telling half-stories and how she's retiring because constantly telling half-truths and having people laugh at things that actually screwed you up.
"What you doin?"
"Huh?"
Classic!!!
“ I need to rob the Jefferson bank.”
That real ass emotional story. Funny but DAM you could see it in his eyes; that story took him WAY back.
Why am I stuck on the Jefferson Bucks? I love that idea!
Top 3 best stories on here! “Ima need somma that”
I know one of them is "Mexican Got On Boots".
What's the last one?
@@GoodKIDMaadTitan imho the washy wash
Haha, I can relate to this story so much. In fact I used to steal some candy from this one teacher because she never gave me any, well this new girl got transferred into our school. I'm going about my normal routine of going to the class to get my candy, and soon I open the door, the new girl was stuffing her backpack full of candy. She looked at me wide eyed, then she caught my grin and we split the loot Haha. She didnt stay long in our school, even as an kid I knew she was troubled, and probably had some tension at home. Wish I would of spent more time with her, she was one of the few kids that was nice to me growing up.
@@chillbrobraggins383 Haha I wish, it was at a much younger age
kku
ChillBro Braggins Lmao!!!! What!!!!
Maybe she’d still want to be friends if you were to write “would have” instead of “would of.”
Do you not understand contractions? Would’ve or would have. Would of isn’t a thing. Get yourself right! You can do it!
His best friend owns “Magic City” is what I heard. His friend is balling like fool... 💰
Daaamn... he’s fine as hell and the stand up made me laugh so hard 😂
I got bored about 1 minute into his standup routine. I'm a fan of his show though
Back off becky
@@chibaby0306 lmaoooo, bruhhhh.
Lmaooooo, "ima need some of that"
I low key wanted to give em a hug for saying he was "chunky" 🥰🙌 oh and the 1 mile walk of shame I felt that
That whoop'n kept him off the pole...
“I’m gonna need some of that back” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
12:33😂😂 Imma need some of that
The worst thing my dad could ever do to me is say “I’m disappointed in you!” Because I’m a daddy’s girl even though I’m 28 in June lol.
parents don't ask for an explanation and they don't explain they just beat the crap out of you ......my mother used to sneak attack me i never saw it coming then she would send me to my bed
That must've been nerve recking
I cannot help but wonder if you even talk to her now as an adult?
@@commandericeman8588 yes i did i told her the punish did not fit the crime she felt bad but her explanation was that she going through something at the time.....
@@vickijones2013
She took her anger out on you?
That's messed up, sorry.
@@vickijones2013 so she took it out on you?????
I hate whooping jokes but I can vouche for that.
Best story besides B Phlat Mama Beatdown and Ali Siddiq Mexicans Got On Boots
Gia Miss White you ain’t lying lol
Don't forget Meth Pee by Jessica Reed 😂😂
i seen the ali siddiq one i need to check that other
Mexicans got on boots to me out love that one
This is the greatest stand up I’ve possibly ever seen the ending is what ties it all up “ima need some a that”🤣. “Alright alright alright alright alright, that was pre OutKast.” 🤣
low key... he's the only comedian to touch the pole
Keep watching lol there are a few more
You’re right I never noticed that
The way he says, "I found the photo", makes me laugh every time! XD
We all have that one whooping we remember that we resent our parents for 😔✊🏽
Most parents are guilty of hurting their kids physically at least once.
The difference is that good parents only do it when they're angry and they admit their mistakes and try to come up with a solution.
While lazy parents will try to excuse what they're doing.
More than one 😔
What a beautiful man
Oh, I have that last memorial beating. I had just turned 13 at the time and didn't clean my room. Now I was warned but I didn't do it. My dad counted everything not up to his standards, including specks. It was over 200. I got hit for each item. He actually got tired and handed it off the belt to my mom so he could take a break. I was thinking great, but she hit harder. I had welts from the back of my neck down to the back of my knees. Never forget it. I think it was mostly my age and the severity of the beating. It wasn't like that was the first time. I learned to stay in my room and never interact with him at all. If I was outside my room I was in trouble. He was my stepdad and just took all his frustrations out on me.
The good thing is learning to stay in my room started a lifelong reading habit. To this day, thirty years later I still don't watch TV I read.
girl thats everyday life...what u shoulda learned was to listen to your elders and do what ur told to first time...and bullshit about u watching tv...youtube is much worse....you chose to put this on based off of shit fed to you. them reading skills need some work
What you just described is a dysfunctional home with dysfunctional relationships. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
@@trilldeal5931 you need to go to a therapist.
@@trilldeal5931 you need help my dude
You mean to this day you're still traumatized... Sorry about that
Damn l love there stories, but some of the comedies tell stories and you can tell that it hurts them..
My dad belted my brother too. Fucked up their relationship too.
My dad is 93 now and has not got long left but my brother refuses to come see him.
Did you notice that thrashing did not stop him from doing other bad stuff?
Didn’t stop my brother either.
Don’t beat on your kids like this ffs.
Parents just lose control of their anger.
It’s not effective discipline, just fucks up your kid.
Only the weak kids. Beating and spanking is not the same thing ...Millennials are from the no spanking generation, how'd that turn out?
@@MB-fv9jh not me chief my parents dont spank me anymore but i feel like i was a better person for it cuz they only did it when i really fucked up whats worse than a spanking is words i know this cuz my mamma words would make me cry my eyes out but my dads spankings was like aight like shit it hurt
I have to respectfully disagree. As child and teen, there were many times where I was faced with a decision to engaging in wrong-doing but what made me stop and think was if I get caught I must suffer the wrath and disappointment of my father. And that wrath was in the form of a whooping with a leather 2.25 inch wide, police style duty belt.
@@brandonroach2169 My parents gave me all three: spankings, grounded and lectures. It was a three-prong solution that helped me become a well rounded man. The talking to is also important to explain to me the context behind their actions. THAT is the difference between abuse and discipline.
@@MB-fv9jh This is the thread that explains effective discipline.
0:49 - 0:57 I like how the dog’s tail was wagging as they were supposed to be tearing a man apart. It’s wholesome and I like it. :D
The security guard from Disjointed! Lol
It's like his character in Disjointed is similar to his actual personality and irl psychological trauma. Crazy.
There's a chance he might have suggested that in the writer's room.
So Roy is going to wear the same suit in every sketch? I love it!!!
Great story. Also...I don't mind the intros. They are bizarre but it's (USUALLY) part of the motif of the stand up.
Absolutely one of my new favorites. God damn that's a great story.
That shit was perfect😂😂😂
This is the truest thing ever, as a kid who got beat going up... it ruins relationships
Depends on the whooping.
@@jwdathefax377
Maybe, but all of them can be avoided.
Yeah it can ruin people too :(
@@larsonfamilyhouse "Can" is wrong. It WILL ruin people. No one comes out unscayed after a spanking. It's very specifically intended to hurt the child. It is a "method" based on causing pain and agony. A moron with no skills in handling children just decides to hit them and hurt them physically instead of taking the time to talk to them or use other non-violent means to keep them under control. Such a person is not to be glorified.
Put America and Europe side by side, and tell me which continent you think is doing better socially.
"Go start a new life" lol
Lol classic.
“I’m a need some of that”
“Got it,” “I found the photo”
Morale of da story: Never think wit ur little head. LOL! Tremendous! Story was great well played champ. Peace.
That was incredible. Thats the main objective of comedy (and arts in general): give us a way to say 'what cant be said'.
Natasha: what do you got there?
Roy: a smoothie.
man i love this man, my mom used to hit me real bad when I was a child. I remember this one time me and my sister were planning on painting the wall by jumping on ketchup packets laid down on the floor. The fun starts and immediately my mom catches us, furiously runs for a broom, gets rid of the bottom and tries to get me out of the closet where i was desperately trying to hide and starts hitting me in the back with the stick. I was like 7 and I remember looking at my back in the mirror and all the red marks, parents can be merciless sometimes. This was the worst beating of all.
I’m sorry, I hope you are okay
Phenomenal! More of this please.
"imma need some of that"
well i mean she did tattle
That closing punchline is why I love comedy
I think the few thumbs down are personal... lololol
I wouldn't give it a thumbs down but it wasn't funny..good story but not funny imo.
this is my new favorite episode of this.never heard of this dude. big fan now
Scramble porn🤣🤣🤣🤣 remember those days!!! They picture would show up for about 5 to 10 sec.
kids now don't know how good they have it, the shit we used to do, lol
@@muffntheB i know man, i'd be scared to have what they have today lol
5-10 seconds. That's all the time you needed back then.
Long gone are the days of being an ejaculation ninja.
s Jackson trust me, gen Z Is even better jerk off ninja
lol..........really?
I love watching Tone Bell. I really like when comedians crack themselves up over their own stories or jokes.
This was one of my favorites. This dudes a great story teller.
This hit perfect on the drive home from work Friday
this was absolutely amazing
His facial expression at key moments😂😂. This definitely my top 2
The alarm was, "OH, NO YOU DIDN'T." 😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭
I was like “YOOO IS THAT THE GUY FROM DISJOINTED?!?!”
Shrunken Heads And Spiderwebs I can’t believe they canceled that gem of a show
On disjointed he wanted to be a stand-up comedian
He is on a new show called FAM on CBS too
WHOOOOA. I totally didn't recognize him. Like I just saw a co-worker at the mall or some shit.
That was brilliant set kudos to you
Lol man the dad answered that whooping question like we would when asked: Do you remember the one who got away??
This is story is pure gold
He is a great story teller! Awesome job.
That was a good one!!
excellent story telling. crisp delivery. A+
A comedy bid that put a tear in my eye.. totally relatable
He’s great! Love him
My ears perked up when he said Allgood Elementary. It's not even a mile from my house. Also, it's in Stone Mountain, and not Decatur.
This guy can tell a story!
Yeah. Too bad it wasn't funny!
Best story they’ve posted in a couple months😂😂
Really like his show on CBS named "Fam" hope it gets renewed for a new season!
Kenneth Rosario YES!
I agree. But, I'm not holding my breath. All the shows I like seem to get canceled. Hopefully 'The Neighborhood' gets renewed along with 'fam'
“I was watching Sexual Outlaws!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one guys laugh...I love it, makes me laugh.
I hope I get famous enough to get to do this show one day. Because my 7th grade chocolate bar story is hilarious, and every one I ever tell the story to 1. laughs uncontrollably and 2. Never forgets a word of it.
Good story!!! I have to search more of his stand-up 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is comedy!! I have a painful relation to this!! 😂🤣😂🤣
My Patna from school... A town representative Tone Bell... good job bro I never new you was this funny back in the day!
That was the REALEST set I've ever seen!
"I found the photo" 😂😂😂 Damn man why they had to cancel Disjointed?!?!?
By the end of this joke tone done told everybody too😂😂😂😂brugh I’m deceased☠️
Wow... deep. Mad respect.
"whatchu doin?"
"Huh?"
xD
great story, liked how you said hi to your dad at the end. you're a fine young man
There is one laugh that drives me crazy, I want to rip my hair out
Awww it’s so good seeing Tony. We went to high school together. A small little private school right outside of Atlanta. He’s a cool guy but I remember … Never mind… no secrets being told