Ali Siddiq ‐ The Trip: Downing a Bag of Mushrooms - This Is Not Happening

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  • Ali Siddiq accidentally downs a bag of psychedelic mushrooms and freaks out on the way to his hotel room. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @standup
    @standup  Před 4 lety +322

    Looking for more This Is Not Happening? Check out comedians’ wildest drug stories here: czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pl-EsIsmgZTuS0t3Tm6EV8.html

    • @coolbananalol1334
      @coolbananalol1334 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Arizona_Raven well that's weird..

    • @cedarpoplar7443
      @cedarpoplar7443 Před 4 lety +4

      Mushrooms. L SD. ...🤨😂. You do not want to f@#k with them. Especially if is 'your first time'. You'll be seeing the walls around you melt down. Your pee pee will become a stussy. And, you'll tink you're a woman before you know it. DON'T,. Do Not Do It... It's a hard ride

    • @thequarantinechronicleswit9963
      @thequarantinechronicleswit9963 Před 4 lety +1

      🤣😂🤣 czcams.com/video/VYxiOuoCPO0/video.html

    • @createyourownheaven
      @createyourownheaven Před 3 lety +1

      @@coolbananalol1334 qq

    • @ded5630
      @ded5630 Před 3 lety

      Yea

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist Před 5 lety +12336

    Ari could've traumatized him if he whispered on the phone, "The mushrooms got on boots."
    LMFAO!!

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny Před 5 lety +535

      "This CC. The mushrooms got on boots!" 🤣 😅 I just heard that one today.

    • @TTHeavensent
      @TTHeavensent Před 5 lety +38

      😭

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 Před 4 lety +51

      Omg 😂😂🤣🤣🤣Too funny 😂

    • @howardwayne8288
      @howardwayne8288 Před 4 lety +171

      He would've IMMEDIATELY started looking for a 🔪!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @irfaankathrada499
      @irfaankathrada499 Před 4 lety +104

      😂😂🤣😂 Man finna start looking for some kitchen knives 🔪😂

  • @ozziethebunny
    @ozziethebunny Před 5 lety +9405

    You can tell he is getting more comfortable because he is working all three sides of the stage. I really want this brother to win.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist Před 5 lety +242

      I just discovered him and I already freaking love him so much. He's talented, no doubt.

    • @briestoll9329
      @briestoll9329 Před 5 lety +142

      He's living in a gated community in Houston now so he's getting up there...

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 4 lety +47

      I definitely think he is winning as I watch this :D LOL, the body language when he calls 'Billy' on the phone too!

    • @jeffreymartinez8028
      @jeffreymartinez8028 Před 4 lety +24

      He's just so damn funny.

    • @deebrown4877
      @deebrown4877 Před 4 lety +10

      Me too!! The brotha is so talented, I have seen other videos from him for months now. So damn hilarious!

  • @indiashante1560
    @indiashante1560 Před 4 lety +723

    Ali: "Billy! Hurry up! Someone's trying to take me!"
    Billy: "It is me!"
    Ali: "Who is me?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TGF25
    @TGF25 Před 4 lety +1215

    He ate an entire bag of mushrooms & said "They needed some salt but they was alright" WOW!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Bigbilly-ms9bn
      @Bigbilly-ms9bn Před 3 lety +33

      Yeah, I can't stand the taste. I lemon tek.

    • @Skelly_22_
      @Skelly_22_ Před 2 lety +9

      First thing I thought of 😂😂

    • @sweetpotatofries99
      @sweetpotatofries99 Před rokem +20

      They taste like mulch, but not bad with some bacon bits

    • @Gia.325
      @Gia.325 Před rokem +4

      I had to wash them down with a lot of water. They were like dehydrated when I tried some.

    • @thlessil5561
      @thlessil5561 Před rokem +10

      My advice is to powder them and then take them by the spoonful with a chaser. I like OJ.

  • @SlapChop1000
    @SlapChop1000 Před 5 lety +4710

    He says "so I'm sitting there and the city takes a picture of me"..lmao

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 Před 4 lety +10

      😭

    • @haroldcanfly
      @haroldcanfly Před 4 lety +78

      That’s some shit that’d really happen when you trippin 😂

    • @devinthunder5907
      @devinthunder5907 Před 4 lety +24

      Fr it's like having strobe lights behind your eyes 😅

    • @michaelfries7969
      @michaelfries7969 Před 4 lety +5

      Boom boommm. Whaattt? That shit was funny af!!

    • @brandonmiller5394
      @brandonmiller5394 Před 4 lety +17

      SoulSoldPapi Bih
      That and the carpet will crawl and flow. The walls flex to the beat. If you pan the room you get mad streamers.

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist Před 5 lety +6370

    It's a crime that this talented man doesn't have more comedy out. The way he tells stories is so captivating. Comedians like this are a rare breed.

    • @scorpiolove1679
      @scorpiolove1679 Před 4 lety +62

      Great news!...he just released a new album the other day!

    • @snakyjones1216
      @snakyjones1216 Před 4 lety +25

      Rant Therapist fr Netflix gave Adam Devine special and not him lol 😂 atrocity

    • @Victor-fp2hn
      @Victor-fp2hn Před 4 lety +1

      psychotic kittykat ok weirdo

    • @jjup001
      @jjup001 Před 4 lety +35

      Literally have watched all of his segments a hundred times. He is absolutely fantastic. His delivery is perfection.

    • @Arian.Augustin
      @Arian.Augustin Před 4 lety +2

      Jaclyn Upchurch Yes 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @AFTALonzo
    @AFTALonzo Před 3 lety +1252

    he’s lucky that elevator didn’t have mirrors inside he might never got out 😹

    • @hyroglyph1671
      @hyroglyph1671 Před 3 lety +6

      😅😅😅

    • @JoseMartinez-zr4xp
      @JoseMartinez-zr4xp Před 3 lety +28

      Haha 😂😂 you just stand there and look into your own eyes but it feels like you and the reflection are two different people.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety +2

      @@hyroglyph1671 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      czcams.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/video.html

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 3 lety +22

      Real talk! Getting stuck in the mirror always took up time during our party nights

    • @tristinjones2
      @tristinjones2 Před 2 lety +1

      The 1st time i did shrooms i couldnt stop lookin in the mirror for some reason lmao

  • @RobertDavid-fn3qo
    @RobertDavid-fn3qo Před 11 měsíci +462

    I've been addicted to heroin for 11 years, after trying out psilocybin treatment I will be 2 years clean

    • @LynneStoner
      @LynneStoner Před 11 měsíci

      I would love to try them, does anyone know where I can source them?

    • @ObinnaHarris
      @ObinnaHarris Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@AngelinaEvelynIs he on insta?

    • @JosephRichard-zo6wf
      @JosephRichard-zo6wf Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@ObinnaHarris 0:01 Of course, dr.johnsonshroom.

    • @EthanMichael-ld4yr
      @EthanMichael-ld4yr Před 11 měsíci

      dr.johnsonshroom has been my supplier for over a year now. No problem.

    • @Iconic_moment
      @Iconic_moment Před 11 měsíci

      ​@Finn Murphy Asides the health benefit, the trips are awesome

  • @rhesareeves5
    @rhesareeves5 Před 5 lety +3910

    When he said he ate the whole bag I let out a soft....gentle "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"

    • @nink121
      @nink121 Před 5 lety +25

      Rhesa Reeves Me too!!😆😆

    • @lognfrdy
      @lognfrdy Před 5 lety +21

      Dude same lmao

    • @cheesetheoriginalmres7727
      @cheesetheoriginalmres7727 Před 5 lety +5

      Saame 😂

    • @yaeyae7238
      @yaeyae7238 Před 5 lety +34

      I knew it was bad from there lol

    • @OGPEEPSYT
      @OGPEEPSYT Před 5 lety +93

      I ate the whole bag once. Had 4 grams and about 2 gallons of orange juice. Had a nightmare for About 12 hours straight....😳😫

  • @jazsminrose6722
    @jazsminrose6722 Před 5 lety +4452

    “Mexican’s got on boots” will forever be my favorite segment! This man is so funny 😂

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 Před 4 lety +81

      Cee cee were you at

    • @monisworld775
      @monisworld775 Před 4 lety +23

      Mexicans got boots on! about took me out!😂😂😂😂

    • @naydorsey1398
      @naydorsey1398 Před 4 lety +4

      Jazsmin Rose Yesss😂

    • @mariodwir
      @mariodwir Před 4 lety +17

      The mushrooms got on boots

    • @GadgetMsGadget
      @GadgetMsGadget Před 4 lety +3

      Captain MufDyven I read your story at the 2-week mark, and was only the 3rd person to like it. Yours is bound to reach the 2K mark IMHO. I've GOT TO share your story with with many of my friends now. #OneOfThoseGoldenSuperFunnyMomentsInOnesLife

  • @jimwoodman8101
    @jimwoodman8101 Před měsícem +182

    I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 Před měsícem

      I have autism, I was diagnosed with it when I was 15. I took shrooms and it made me function so much better.

    • @bernardoscott4964
      @bernardoscott4964 Před měsícem

      Eek I’m autistic and might wanna try mushrooms. Do you have a reliable source?

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 Před měsícem

      Yeah doc.brenttt is your guy. Man is exceptional with anything psychedelics.

    • @JessyLives
      @JessyLives Před měsícem

      Can he be reached on IG?

    • @barbaraingram1045
      @barbaraingram1045 Před měsícem

      Yes doc.Brenttt

  • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
    @SusanaGomez-mp8sk Před 11 měsíci +228

    Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life. Never had a bad trip.

    • @laurj09
      @laurj09 Před 11 měsíci

      I've been looking to try shrooms, anyone knows where can I acquire some? I will so much appreciate.

    • @rosemary8305
      @rosemary8305 Před 11 měsíci

      Yes mate! I'm very sure of Dr.benshrooms. Shroom microdosing help me overcome my life long addiction to cigarettes and alcohol.

    • @DonnHowes
      @DonnHowes Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yes.2020 I battled with so much depression, anxiety and excessive alcohol use after i lost my dad. Not until I came across Dr.benshrooms he saved my life

    • @Bastianbishops
      @Bastianbishops Před 11 měsíci

      Can I find him on insta? How do I reach out 🙏

    • @gefferystones2814
      @gefferystones2814 Před 11 měsíci

      Sure!.he's Dr.benshrooms.

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 Před 5 lety +2641

    "Well you ain't got nothin' to worry about cuz you ain't famous!"
    *"Whatever lady!!"*
    😂😂😂

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 Před 5 lety +901

    "Hurry up. Someone is trying to take me!"
    "It is me!"

  • @czcrossman
    @czcrossman Před 10 měsíci +24

    Ali’s “This Is Not Happening” performances are all so legendary & memorable. He only gets better and better lol

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 Před 5 lety +882

    "BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
    I just about died!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @Dien M I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      czcams.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/video.html

  • @cuzidodgebullets6797
    @cuzidodgebullets6797 Před 5 lety +5971

    I honestly don't care if ANY of this actually happened. His story telling ability makes it worth the watch.

    • @darrellscott8939
      @darrellscott8939 Před 5 lety +311

      You obviously haven't done mushrooms.

    • @dariusmurphy4634
      @dariusmurphy4634 Před 5 lety +350

      He described it soo perfectly

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko Před 5 lety +34

      @@dariusmurphy4634 it was fake for sure

    • @Phethario
      @Phethario Před 5 lety +221

      @@EI_Greko I don't think so, it's was a perfect description of how mushrooms works

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko Před 5 lety +12

      @@Phethario Not everytbing

  • @ashtonsgotsauce9981
    @ashtonsgotsauce9981 Před 4 lety +199

    You can tell he’s from Texas when he said “Pimp C died in a hotel room in California!”

  • @latonejean3020
    @latonejean3020 Před rokem +9

    I’m hollering 😂😂😂 “Hey ma’am what are you doing in my room…this is the elevator “.

    • @isaiahmajam4614
      @isaiahmajam4614 Před rokem

      I bought mine from online store….

    • @isaiahmajam4614
      @isaiahmajam4614 Před rokem

      I got my dmt, lsd, mushroom, and other psychedelic products from a store online

  • @jordanmatthews3123
    @jordanmatthews3123 Před 4 lety +889

    "WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT PUTS A POOL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR!"

  • @hispanicpanic8408
    @hispanicpanic8408 Před 5 lety +1226

    His story telling ability is straight crack. I'm hooked.

  • @KodiBrown
    @KodiBrown Před 3 lety +1789

    Ari needs to stop drugging people 😂😂

    • @timhitt9541
      @timhitt9541 Před 3 lety +8

      who IS Ari?

    • @loganryan1317
      @loganryan1317 Před 3 lety +12

      Ari is awesome lol

    • @sparklywastaken1426
      @sparklywastaken1426 Před 3 lety +10

      Well He DOES stand for mayhem...

    • @DeathxCap
      @DeathxCap Před 3 lety +30

      I had a friend who did the same thing. But i gotta admit as fucked up as it was they are definitely the most memorable times of my life lol.

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb Před 3 lety +36

      @Jackson Harris he drugged him in front of his family, too. ari’s a rat-faced prick

  • @harperbrandon8473
    @harperbrandon8473 Před 2 lety +35

    I live 40 minutes from Oakland, yet can't find a source to buy psilocybin(mushroom). Anyone have any ideas?

  • @jasonroberts1122
    @jasonroberts1122 Před 5 lety +1280

    Ari grabs Ali's head and says "mitchell....this not gon be good"

    • @jdillard36
      @jdillard36 Před 4 lety +6

      🤣😂🤣

    • @uncommonname7688
      @uncommonname7688 Před 4 lety +3

      lmao

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @@jdillard36 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      czcams.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/video.html

  • @j.d.1001
    @j.d.1001 Před 5 lety +1117

    "I'm in quicksand, not goin' anywhere!" 😂

  • @Burmitus
    @Burmitus Před 2 lety +5

    10:45 When he was doing the "Lawn mower cutting grass" part he gave my high ass Dave Chappelle vibe for a moment there 😆

  • @joesr31
    @joesr31 Před 4 lety +28

    Just discovered him yesterday, been binge watching since then

  • @expatsinpakistan1598
    @expatsinpakistan1598 Před 5 lety +2340

    I saw Ali Siqqiq and clicked so fast! This dude is a legend!

    • @devincognito8932
      @devincognito8932 Před 5 lety +16

      Same bruh. I been searching the depths of the internet for his stand up

    • @expatsinpakistan1598
      @expatsinpakistan1598 Před 5 lety +8

      @@devincognito8932 Right? Give this man a special!

    • @standup
      @standup  Před 5 lety +31

      @@expatsinpakistan1598 We completely agree, so we did! Here’s a clip from his special, It’s Bigger Than These Bars: czcams.com/video/-gjTmK5K3qs/video.html

    • @expatsinpakistan1598
      @expatsinpakistan1598 Před 5 lety +5

      @@standup That's awesome! This guy's the next big thing!

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 Před 5 lety +3

      bruh hes like a K heart baby. truly not that good.

  • @justpriscilla7635
    @justpriscilla7635 Před 4 lety +1355

    Bruh you hungry
    Naww I just ate some mushroom chips I'm good💀💀💀

  • @santinomireles3790
    @santinomireles3790 Před 2 lety +35

    Hope Ali makes it big. He's one of the funniest comedians out now.

  • @justano
    @justano Před 4 měsíci +3

    Why is it that when he’s telling his stories I feel like I’m right there? Great talent.

  • @frankblack3959
    @frankblack3959 Před 5 lety +711

    Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched
    'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night

    • @susieballard4957
      @susieballard4957 Před 4 lety +21

      By the way mushrooms and Hydro/Green are two of the most natural drugs.
      Meaning it is the only two that I will do. But FUCKZ They are hard to find. It has been a good 12 to 15 years since I've had any mushrooms.

    • @datNERO17
      @datNERO17 Před 4 lety +6

      @@susieballard4957 You can grow a hundred gram in 2 weeks at home for cheap. Easy, super fun and SO rewarding.

    • @tyronebowannie4488
      @tyronebowannie4488 Před 4 lety +3

      @@datNERO17 Soooo... How would one do so?

    • @Viene11Biene
      @Viene11Biene Před 4 lety +2

      @@tyronebowannie4488 you can order the kit online

    • @thevbyz1192
      @thevbyz1192 Před 4 lety +1

      Wea

  • @jeff.m.m
    @jeff.m.m Před 5 lety +1373

    Been waiting on Ali for a minute. Dude legit!!

    • @steefan2248
      @steefan2248 Před 5 lety +5

      He's already a naturally funny guy and still has a lot of potential.

    • @joshgibson9732
      @joshgibson9732 Před 5 lety +4

      Any story with Psilocybin mushrooms tend to be pretty exciting, it's even more awesome to hear about Ali's experience with such a wonderful, mysterious drug.

    • @laugh_til_ithurts
      @laugh_til_ithurts Před 5 lety +1

      Yessss man I need him to do a new special!

    • @SolaceCaelus
      @SolaceCaelus Před 5 lety

      We all been waiting and anticipating

    • @abstractaccuracy8570
      @abstractaccuracy8570 Před 5 lety

      @@joshgibson9732 u have other videos like this?

  • @All-Hail-Gayle
    @All-Hail-Gayle Před 4 lety +70

    There's something so charismatic about him. When he's on, the story is over too soon.

  • @Sarah-eo9kz
    @Sarah-eo9kz Před 4 lety +108

    Him on mushrooms is like Andres grandma. If you know, you know

    • @NeonAnt
      @NeonAnt Před 4 lety +16

      ANDRE!! THERE'S A HELICOPTER IN THE KITCHEN

    • @tourem.harris3135
      @tourem.harris3135 Před 4 lety +2

      You’re goated 🐐

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 Před 4 lety

      Wym? I’m curious

    • @asonga5410
      @asonga5410 Před 3 lety +5

      @@elizahhoward3923 In the Nickelodeon show "Victorious", one of the main recurring characters, Andre, had a grandma that was always wildin and crazy.

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 Před 3 lety

      Ooh I was a little to old for victorious thanks for explaining

  • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
    @thetravelinsagittarian1316 Před 4 lety +604

    ..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!

    • @ThatGuyEclipz330
      @ThatGuyEclipz330 Před 4 lety +13

      I was thinking that same thing lol

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch Před 4 lety +12

      Like Donterio said Billy put a bunch of egg yolks in his head every morning.

    • @w1lDstYLe
      @w1lDstYLe Před 4 lety +49

      His fault he parked by some quicksand.

    • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
      @thetravelinsagittarian1316 Před 3 lety +5

      @@w1lDstYLe
      Lol! 😁

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @@w1lDstYLe I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      czcams.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/video.html

  • @bensinneruggamer
    @bensinneruggamer Před 5 lety +2596

    After Mexico’s got boots I couldn’t wait for another one .... keep them coming

  • @Ms.LadyC_1974
    @Ms.LadyC_1974 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Ali Siddiq kills it every time, on TV & his LIVE shows. He's HILARIOUS!! 🤣

  • @abelgutierrez1590
    @abelgutierrez1590 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Dudes an awesome story teller

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 Před 5 lety +550

    Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance.
    Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....

    • @moeboogie3223
      @moeboogie3223 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol let's keep @him maybe he'll give and do it lmao

    • @JungleCrook
      @JungleCrook Před 5 lety

      Netflix ded comp

    • @tyleratchley8669
      @tyleratchley8669 Před 5 lety

      Guess I've been living under a rock! I think this is the first time I've seen this guy. He's good! I'm a fan now! And I've done the shrooms many times!

    • @thrasher2094
      @thrasher2094 Před 5 lety

      Yeah he would blow up if he had his own show. By the 3rd season it would be a huge show

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @@thrasher2094 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @lemonadewithsnacks3733
    @lemonadewithsnacks3733 Před 5 lety +333

    Billy i got the Michael Jackson 😂😂😂

  • @barbuwa7190
    @barbuwa7190 Před rokem +4

    He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard.
    This is a major talent.
    Why doesn't he have more specials?
    Please I need more Ali!
    He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about..
    Keep it up Ali.🤩😅

  • @user-hm9uq8gk5x
    @user-hm9uq8gk5x Před 3 lety +75

    This is the kind of story where I don't even care if it's made up. It's so fun

  • @1Bena_SL
    @1Bena_SL Před 5 lety +1240

    *Mushrooms got on boots*

  • @musharrafdog
    @musharrafdog Před 5 lety +1521

    I clicked on this faster than Mitchell ran behind the gate.

  • @OCAnnaMaria
    @OCAnnaMaria Před 3 lety +9

    i watched this segment so many times and just now realized that he was with billy sorrels and this makes the whole story even funnier

    • @dennisnewby7706
      @dennisnewby7706 Před 8 měsíci

      Who is Billy Sorrels, Or what is Billy Sorrels?

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 Před 3 lety +6

    I stopped this, put it on the big TV and restarted to watch with my husband. I laughed so hard!

  • @rannnalynn
    @rannnalynn Před 4 lety +229

    "MA'AM. What are YOU doing in MY room?!"

  • @jobla7124
    @jobla7124 Před 5 lety +141

    That part about the grass..It's amazing how mushrooms can give you an empathy towards nature.

    • @claytonmaddrey6950
      @claytonmaddrey6950 Před rokem +9

      That’s how I know he was telling the truth

    • @corkyvanderhaven3391
      @corkyvanderhaven3391 Před rokem +1

      Always show noobs grass dancing, for sure

    • @IanTranSend
      @IanTranSend Před 10 měsíci +1

      I was going to say the same about the grass too! The amount of empathy and grief he experienced just from seeing the lawnmower made me wonder if his stance on lawns changed ever since that experience. 😄

  • @felizardolim7053
    @felizardolim7053 Před 4 lety +12

    That guy laughing his ass of in the background is a shroom connoisseur 😂😂😂

  • @leahsworld5972
    @leahsworld5972 Před rokem +3

    He is one of the funniest dudes I ever listened to hands down. Super underrated

  • @brianoshea1178
    @brianoshea1178 Před 5 lety +639

    one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist Před 5 lety +32

      looool, arms outstretched like an evangelist. I imagined that and it cracked me up!

    • @sunnyedaize1262
      @sunnyedaize1262 Před 5 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja Před 4 lety +5

      Nah. This guy clearly never ate shrooms in his life. Idk what kinda psychs your taking lol

    • @daemonspade8316
      @daemonspade8316 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Pataganja Why? I know at least one dude with one of the experiences he said in this story. The only thing that I haven't heard is the part where he looked at the mirror and both sides of his face looked different.

    • @Shun-vr1bw
      @Shun-vr1bw Před 4 lety +3

      Pataganja i mean he did say he ate the whole bag 💯🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @jakedillingham3319
    @jakedillingham3319 Před 5 lety +762

    Ari should’ve looked at him and been like “ALI, THIS AIN’T GONE BE GOOD!!!”

  • @reneebrady8389
    @reneebrady8389 Před 3 lety +23

    I've seen this clip like 50 times and it kills me EVERY time!! Ali is AMAZING!!

  • @FriedFreya
    @FriedFreya Před 3 lety +5

    "WHATEVER LADY!" Lmaoooooooo
    And then she told him to drink some milk, hell yeah x3

  • @TenThumbsProductions
    @TenThumbsProductions Před 5 lety +1260

    Dude made a lot of mushroom mistakes haha

    • @alastair7095
      @alastair7095 Před 3 lety +26

      I definitely did during my first time lol. Had no idea what I was getting into

    • @SinForTheSaint
      @SinForTheSaint Před 3 lety +47

      That's how you learn! And it only gets better when you learn what to do....I learned I need to avoid mirrors lol

    • @alastair7095
      @alastair7095 Před 3 lety +23

      @@SinForTheSaint my first time I came home from work and decided I was bored so I opened the jar I had gotten the night before and threw a vague handful (later measured the difference, it was 4.3g) in my mouth. I learned.... oh I learned 😂

    • @kxdlxx787
      @kxdlxx787 Před 3 lety +16

      @@SinForTheSaint I like looking in the mirror see my body and face move and transform

    • @williambautista8929
      @williambautista8929 Před 3 lety +21

      “Should be over soon”…..mmm nah you still got 10 hours to go you’ve Max done 2 so far😂😂

  • @Rigde345
    @Rigde345 Před 4 lety +117

    “I decided I’m going to swim 🏊‍♂️ to my room” Lmao 🤣

  • @Erika-kw7ur
    @Erika-kw7ur Před 11 měsíci +2

    This man is literally my new favorite comedian I cannot get enough

  • @davehock1976
    @davehock1976 Před 3 lety +2

    One of the few stand up comedians that can make me lol forreal when im watching his sets by myself

  • @jaidenwilson82
    @jaidenwilson82 Před 4 lety +284

    I lost it when he said, "THE MUSHROOMS. THEY TAKING OFF MY BLACK"
    I was wheezing so hard I lost my breath and almost passed out😂

  • @lordtrill7731
    @lordtrill7731 Před 5 lety +732

    😂Now we need Billy's perspective of the story😂

  • @gtaopman6678
    @gtaopman6678 Před 2 lety +25

    This guy really made me laugh. One of the better story tellers.

  • @KlarraDaniele
    @KlarraDaniele Před 4 lety +5

    I never knew of Ali before this series and I'm so Greatful, he is amazing!

  • @jerkfudgewater147
    @jerkfudgewater147 Před 5 lety +416

    They need to show this in airports and hospitals because it always makes me smile no matter what’s going wrong

    • @YuckyRory
      @YuckyRory Před 4 lety +6

      In the airport watching can confirm

    • @tretucker8004
      @tretucker8004 Před 4 lety +15

      The hell u sad at the airport for? Lol

    • @osielrodriguez785
      @osielrodriguez785 Před 4 lety +6

      Tre Tucker Visiting people you love then having to leave?

    • @tretucker8004
      @tretucker8004 Před 4 lety +2

      @@osielrodriguez785 oh yeah lol

    • @boot6938
      @boot6938 Před rokem

      @@tretucker8004 😂

  • @MrFrost-wn7dy
    @MrFrost-wn7dy Před 5 lety +138

    "Hey MAM, what are YOU doing in MY room?..."

  • @DIYsober
    @DIYsober Před 4 lety +1

    I cried, this was good. The brown towel part and dancing in the mirror, great stuff.

  • @zoransimovic6416
    @zoransimovic6416 Před 2 lety +2

    One of the best storyteller comedians I know. I love this man!

  • @billloman3151
    @billloman3151 Před 4 lety +365

    Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up.
    About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 Před 2 lety +27

      What did they say?

    • @eternalgamers10
      @eternalgamers10 Před 2 lety +38

      @@gatordragon8824 I’m invested at this point, I want to know what did the paintings said too lol

    • @KristoferBurns
      @KristoferBurns Před rokem +5

      I heard his paintings have that effect while on the mush lol

    • @wombatcube
      @wombatcube Před rokem +8

      Come back. We need to hear what his paintings said. I only recently heard that he wasn't "famous" ever when he was alive, so it'd be interesting to know.

    • @KristoferBurns
      @KristoferBurns Před rokem +8

      Bro take shrooms and go to the Van Gogh experience it’s his art moving on the walls I went high on shrooms and I had dreams about his art…it was so surreal.

  • @bopatzable
    @bopatzable Před 5 lety +1243

    i am a vegetarian...
    i eat mushrooms all the time, in pizza, in meatloaf....wait what? :D

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 Před 5 lety +103

      Soybean meatloaf..... vegetarian pizza. 😂

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 Před 4 lety +25

      @@jwdathefax377 Really makes the meat in meatloaf redundant in that case.

    • @aab6623
      @aab6623 Před 4 lety +38

      @@jimpickens4 meat can be a general term. in reality animal meat is flesh, vegetarian meat is veggies

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 Před 4 lety +12

      @@aab6623 In reality I'm killing animals and I eat its remains and everything else is mere trickery. I don't trust 'vegetarian' meat.

    • @aab6623
      @aab6623 Před 4 lety +29

      @@jimpickens4 good for you. Crazy that you take pride in such a cowardly practice that is destroying the planet

  • @DJSkyrockit
    @DJSkyrockit Před 6 měsíci +2

    He’s got my vote to host the next season

    • @realtalk6195
      @realtalk6195 Před 3 měsíci

      They need to bring back the show first. Comedy Central barely doing stand-up nowadays ever since the pandemic.

  • @cmh9932
    @cmh9932 Před rokem +1

    How many Comics has Ari inadvertently intoxicated?! He got Bert as well! 🤣

  • @babyolivess767
    @babyolivess767 Před 5 lety +94

    "BILLY , BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
    😂😂💀💀

  • @joshuahales7551
    @joshuahales7551 Před 5 lety +50

    "I said Heyyy junkie..." That part had me rollin. He knew his momma been through some thangs. Hahaha

    • @lightbright1840
      @lightbright1840 Před 5 lety +3

      Ohh thank you for this comment I was wondering wtf he was talking about

  • @scenariomckinney
    @scenariomckinney Před 3 lety +1

    Just saw him in Nashville tonight. This dude is BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @infiniteh976
    @infiniteh976 Před 4 lety +526

    “Sir are you going to be okay”
    “Ma,ma I’m going too 6”
    Ok I get the joke, he thought “be okay” was a location 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shashankiyer5751
    @shashankiyer5751 Před 5 lety +356

    I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139

    Just this afternoon I was reminiscing for the first time in many years about the old days and tripping. O my lord the funky things that happen, I'd just not though of for so very long. And now, 15 hours later.... This !
    Both times the kind of ab-wrenching breath-grabbing laughs known only to those who "partook". And these ridiculous and joyful laughs - - they are truly a mitzvoh. Thank you so for this fabulously delivered tale 🏇

  • @BeeHatGuy
    @BeeHatGuy Před 3 lety +2

    Just discovered him, freaking love him already

  • @greengoblin2447
    @greengoblin2447 Před 5 lety +78

    Killig it for over two decades. Needs more exposure.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist Před 5 lety +9

      Seriously? He's been active for over 2 decades? And I only recently heard about him.

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 Před 4 lety +1

      He's hilarious

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @@RantTherapist I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 Před 5 lety +298

    His presentation is unique. Anyone experienced in those edibles can certainly relate. Everyone is missin’ it that hasn’t

    • @lucasreeserlarkin8996
      @lucasreeserlarkin8996 Před 4 lety +4

      Brian Joyce - Is you Is...or Is you Ain't...

    • @moniqueg7144
      @moniqueg7144 Před 4 lety +8

      My first experience was crazy as hell. I took way too much and I thought I was gonna die lol.

    • @amirpalamar7133
      @amirpalamar7133 Před 3 lety +3

      MDMA -_- nah you can start with relatively heavy doses as long as you somewhat know what you’re getting into, my first shroom trip was over an eighth and my first acid trip was 600 ug

    • @brianjoyce9040
      @brianjoyce9040 Před 3 lety +1

      Lucas Reeser Larkin --heroic doses when available for sure. So I guess I IS?! Happy trails

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety +1

      @@amirpalamar7133 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @michisui
    @michisui Před rokem +4

    I have seen this three times in lest than a week, still makes me cry 😂this guy is amazing

  • @cherellerodriguez2946
    @cherellerodriguez2946 Před rokem +1

    Ali's comedic style is everything...looooove THIS dude 💞

  • @JoaquinsMomma
    @JoaquinsMomma Před 5 lety +88

    "Hey ma'am, what are you *snap* doin in my room?" 😂😂😂

  • @joshgibson9732
    @joshgibson9732 Před 5 lety +71

    Having been in similar experiences with mushrooms before, this video game me horrible anxiety while laughing from start to finish.
    Great story.

  • @janellebatta4126
    @janellebatta4126 Před 4 lety +4

    I adore him. Such a great storyteller!

  • @FranticSloth22
    @FranticSloth22 Před 3 lety +2

    The swimming on the wavy hotel carpet is exactly the same thing I experienced. One of my most fond memories of shrooms I’ll always remember

  • @lebron23freak1
    @lebron23freak1 Před 5 lety +81

    The pool on the 6th floor made me laugh so hard

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Před 5 lety +36

    I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell.
    I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind.
    I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers.
    Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however.
    Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity.
    It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist Před 5 lety +7

      It's all good and enjoyable, until the paranoia kicks in. And then you can get terrible anxiety, feel bad about all the wrong you've done in life, feel terrible about how you've treated your parents and the kind of person that you've been (if you've been living kind of not right, whatever that means to you and whatever your admirable/most important values are) ..... and so, it's not all fun and games. And that's why I stopped smoking weed too, it stopped feeling right. It doesn't feel right to me anymore. I think living life sober can be enjoyable too, if you're living right.

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 Před 4 lety +17

    "Billyyyy, I gots the Michael Jackson" 😆
    I love Ali man, his voice, his delivery, his stories.....pure gold!!

  • @thirstynardo4775
    @thirstynardo4775 Před 2 lety

    I remember watching his first one years ago and looking for more material from him. I'm glad it only took 3 years for me to find this one lol.

  • @alexgiangreco3754
    @alexgiangreco3754 Před 5 lety +65

    This dude has quickly become one of my favorite stand ups.

  • @littlekettle5759
    @littlekettle5759 Před 4 lety +95

    Grass:
    Lawn mower:
    Ali: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @uluzistherealest
    @uluzistherealest Před 2 lety +2

    I needed this! I've been high for 5 hours and trying to come down and I have about a sip of milk left!

  • @masonrodriguez1560
    @masonrodriguez1560 Před rokem

    “Who is me” I felt that😂

  • @gibson953
    @gibson953 Před 5 lety +383

    shoulda called CeCe

    • @thatsaintinhtx983
      @thatsaintinhtx983 Před 5 lety +1

      he lucky the mexicans didnt have on boots

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

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  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan Před 5 lety +766

    Ali Siddiq!!!!!!!!! #1 funniest story in the history of this show back for another round!

    • @lynseymoat363
      @lynseymoat363 Před 5 lety +15

      Nah, Joey Diaz takes number 1 but Ali is definitely second best.

    • @Pvaultingfenderbass
      @Pvaultingfenderbass Před 5 lety +13

      I feel like neither of you have seen the cumin story

    • @lynseymoat363
      @lynseymoat363 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Pvaultingfenderbass I have. Funny story. Not number one though

    • @ChazWick4
      @ChazWick4 Před 5 lety +13

      Theo Von's cocaine story is the GOAT

    • @alexgiangreco3754
      @alexgiangreco3754 Před 5 lety +34

      Mezicans got on boots

  • @thepokeprison2151
    @thepokeprison2151 Před 2 lety +1

    Ali is so talented, it feels original in the sense of there’s no influences of other comics shining through.

  • @unitedprotective7875
    @unitedprotective7875 Před 9 měsíci

    Little do people know, Ali is a Super legend, and put on Most of the well known comics you see today!

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee Před 4 lety +93

    I almost tried to flush myself down the toilet when I did mushrooms. lol. I was in a bathroom that had 3 doors. I thought I just slightly turned but apparently I was doing a complete circle. I opened 3 doors and all 3 doors was the closest. So I stared at the toilet thinking I was in the guest entrance to the ministry of magic. 😂 Thankfully the guy I was dating popped in one of the doors before I actually tried to get in. The second time was absolute hell. The guy I was dating was just staring at a picture and crying. I was convinced the painting stole his soul. Hours pass before my best friend came and took down all of the paintings in the house to get me to calm down.

    • @sirshmoopy43
      @sirshmoopy43 Před 4 lety +2

      How was your introspective mirror experience?