(Some of) The Best of Ali Siddiq - Comedy Central Stand-Up

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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2020
  • Ali Siddiq explains why no one goes to jail after drinking a margarita, wonders why so many white men fall of their roofs and recalls one of his daughter’s swim meets.
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  • @mrrodriguez2947
    @mrrodriguez2947 Před 4 lety +786

    "How I get here?"
    "YOU DRANK A PITCHER OF HENNESSY!!" 😂😂💀

    • @Chaechaos
      @Chaechaos Před 4 lety +31

      Ain't nothing good coming from that 😂😂

    • @mrrodriguez2947
      @mrrodriguez2947 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Chaechaos not at all😂

    • @TWillTheCreative
      @TWillTheCreative Před 4 lety +13

      Cause anyone with sense know ain’t nothing good coming from that pitcher 😂😂

    • @SU-mf2fp
      @SU-mf2fp Před 4 lety +8

      “Dan the Lion” 😂🤣😭🤣

    • @Adrienne.Michelle91
      @Adrienne.Michelle91 Před rokem +1

      @@Chaechaos not one bit

  • @safealaswas2001
    @safealaswas2001 Před 4 lety +1365

    This guy is so underrated in the stand up comedy world 🌍

    • @sleezonino5118
      @sleezonino5118 Před 4 lety +12

      Hellaa underrated

    • @TheGail123456789
      @TheGail123456789 Před 4 lety +2

      Get at Bobby Sumner @BET

    • @YaBoySheeny
      @YaBoySheeny Před 4 lety +5

      Cause he started so late. Not enough practice at writing material enough like a factory machine. Had he been doing this longer man he'd be a legend of our era.

    • @YaBoySheeny
      @YaBoySheeny Před 4 lety +2

      But there will be more of him cause comedy central know

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly

  • @bigtubb
    @bigtubb Před 4 lety +373

    "I just told yall cuz I cant tell my friends" lol.....

  • @multifandomz8221
    @multifandomz8221 Před 3 lety +156

    "Tim look! Red chested robins" IM DYINGG THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS AND THIS IS EXACCTLY HOW MY TOWN ACTS

  • @galaxy-od6ux
    @galaxy-od6ux Před 4 lety +643

    Been waiting for this, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS PEOPLE😅

    • @candiedwards974
      @candiedwards974 Před 4 lety +6

      galaxy 2020, Awe Snap!! Mexican’s got on 🥾! I know what that means 🏃🏻‍♀️

    • @MsMookalate
      @MsMookalate Před 4 lety +5

      Right.👢👢👢👢👢

    • @guillermoromero8041
      @guillermoromero8041 Před 3 lety +1

      Mexican got on boots.... so what Mexicans got on boots. I’m the same, always gonna be the same, Mexicans got on damn boots.

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean Před 4 lety +501

    I like this special he did. He’s been in prison so he came back and did a show. Made em laugh and show them there’s something good you can do after all that

    • @ejwillison2001
      @ejwillison2001 Před 2 lety +10

      100%, one thing so many of those dudes just dont have anymore is hope for their own life. this dude comes in and shows them that even a 15year sentence doesnt have to be the end of your life, youve just gotta get out and work hard for it. that little spark of hope is SO important for them to actually be rehabilitated instead of just traumatized imo

    • @shukriebenzlab3488
      @shukriebenzlab3488 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ejwillison2001 well said human much #RESPECT

  • @emilyzini6078
    @emilyzini6078 Před 4 lety +132

    “Ted ass is off the roof again... Go ask the Mexicans cause they ain’t never off the roof”
    They got them boots on 😂

    • @momoni368
      @momoni368 Před rokem +4

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @jopinscott1777
      @jopinscott1777 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Mexicans wearing boots previously meant something entirely different to Ali!😂😂😂

    • @VidaFBaby1
      @VidaFBaby1 Před měsícem

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 Před 4 lety +185

    "My flower game is real weak" - IDK but that I think that cracked me up way more than it should have

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 4 lety +3

      I haven't finished watching this clip yet but I think I know what that joke means already, and it's already funny 😂

  • @Native-Kitty
    @Native-Kitty Před 3 lety +44

    Dear Netflix, give Ali a special already!

  • @hlengiwechamane4132
    @hlengiwechamane4132 Před 3 lety +33

    "400 white people. They're protesting!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jtsh
    @jtsh Před 4 lety +195

    Ali is on the level of funny where even the way he sets up the joke can make you laugh.

  • @safello
    @safello Před rokem +34

    I can listen to this guy just tell stories all day.. such a talent

  • @shaamya
    @shaamya Před 3 lety +40

    Hahahah!!! This is so true!!! I moved to Maine and they got me all pleasant, feeding chickadees and gardening: smiling at lilac trees, grinning about the smell of the ocean. #imfromEnglewood #blackwomaninmaine

    • @leesajoy3234
      @leesajoy3234 Před rokem +2

      Im from Lynwood! 😂😂😂

    • @iMsOiNsO
      @iMsOiNsO Před rokem +2

      Lmao I don’t think I’ve ever in my life heard someone represent Maine….😂😂😂😂 but then again that’s probably the last state on my list to visit 😭🤣

  • @aj9809
    @aj9809 Před 4 lety +65

    He gets so close to taking a sip of that water then puts it down

    • @jayr7960
      @jayr7960 Před 3 lety +1

      Only the best comics relate

  • @leonphelps6929
    @leonphelps6929 Před 4 lety +204

    Netflix need to quit playing with him and Andrew Shultz

    • @kennygwalk5328
      @kennygwalk5328 Před 4 lety +11

      Akash Singh, Karlous Miller, Tony Baker, Teddy Ray. So much good content they're overlooking

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 Před 4 lety

      I think they really are doing their own thing tbh. Netflix has reached out to Andrew and he kinda turned them down

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 Před 4 lety +87

    This man is doing the Lord's work, with comedy.
    R E S P E C T 👏👏👏

  • @erinerin561
    @erinerin561 Před 2 lety +44

    Love this dude! Give Ali a Netflix special! So dang funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpecialBeam
    @SpecialBeam Před 4 lety +245

    The trail mix comment in that last story is extra funny because earlier in the special, he went on a whole rant about how white people LOVE trail mix lol. Ali Siddiq is just too good.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 4 lety +9

      BLECCCH! I KNEW I was not a typical white guy cos I hate mayo but now trail mix too?! I don't like nuts mixed with raisins: too many textures and flavors confuse my taste buds and extra-crunchy food hurts my otherwise-invincible teeth 😂

    • @julavaughs1137
      @julavaughs1137 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Protectobot greetings from Barbados. 😀

    • @ractacsquad
      @ractacsquad Před 4 lety +9

      @@Protectobot We in this together bro. I am blackity black and I love mayo and trail mix 😎

    • @travionkemp9996
      @travionkemp9996 Před 3 lety +2

      Yea that was a great set up

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 Před 9 měsíci

      Basic white girl here. I HATE trail mix- but look those yogurt raisin or nut things that get in there are the best.

  • @VangoghC5C
    @VangoghC5C Před 2 lety +28

    My man is hilarious. No clue how he flys under the radar. He should get way more love than he does. Mad Love and respectl

    • @Lenslows
      @Lenslows Před 2 lety +3

      Cause he stays low key like chapele he doesn’t go on podcasts that much and if does they are low key podcasts but almost everyone comedian knows him he’s among the top comedians rn been selling out shows since like 7 years ago

  • @TheBrennivin
    @TheBrennivin Před 2 lety +10

    Give this man a Couple of Netflix specials!
    Open it up for the masses

  • @faithmcnamee8256
    @faithmcnamee8256 Před 4 lety +93

    hell yes one of my all time favorite comedians

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 4 lety +5

      I loved his 'this cannot be happening' special about shrooms lol

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 Před 3 lety +6

    "I just told y'all cause I couldn't tell my friends." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dayloz9683
    @dayloz9683 Před 4 lety +45

    One thing, this man can tell a story.

  • @paulntulumbwa5264
    @paulntulumbwa5264 Před 4 lety +9

    "i just told yall cause i cant tell my friends".. LMFAO!!!!!!

    • @jayr7960
      @jayr7960 Před 3 lety

      The honesty is beyond truth

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 4 lety +49

    2 million views are mine alone. 🤣

  • @jrichie3799
    @jrichie3799 Před 2 lety +2

    "Dan da lion" lives in my head rent free

  • @cinormak
    @cinormak Před 4 lety +62

    "You got the wrong shoes on daawg."

  • @CaptJackPal
    @CaptJackPal Před 3 lety +8

    “Hey welcome to the projects.. welcome to hell.” 🤣😂

  • @TADSS123
    @TADSS123 Před 4 lety +9

    *All* of Ali’s material is Ali’s best material

  • @VxV631
    @VxV631 Před 4 lety +28

    I love how delightful his neighbors are xD so lovely hearing people be surprised at how nice people are xD

  • @Sirenity01
    @Sirenity01 Před rokem +4

    I like how chill he is lol it’s like we smokin tellin funny ass stories😂n the way he says Dandelions😭😭😭

  • @jakerracharles3383
    @jakerracharles3383 Před rokem +6

    I like the fact that you took the time for those who are incarcerated . Big ups!

  • @khandi720
    @khandi720 Před rokem +7

    This man needs to be given his 💐! So brilliant and so underrated. EVERYTHING he says be having me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @roclee8138
    @roclee8138 Před 4 lety +60

    "I open the door...400 WHITE PEOPLE" LMAO !!!!!!!

  • @AngelNightmarex
    @AngelNightmarex Před 4 lety +57

    I love Ali's comedy so much.

  • @TripleXGames
    @TripleXGames Před 2 lety +8

    This dude has such an interesting storytelling voice, could literally talk about anything

  • @Tejah
    @Tejah Před 3 lety +4

    Lol the red-chested robins with trail mix is my fav. These pleasantries workin on me.

  • @mongrel_97
    @mongrel_97 Před 4 lety +31

    one of the most talented dudes in modern time!

  • @ladybugleelee3215
    @ladybugleelee3215 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Luv this guy, he is the best story teller and absolutely hilarious! Plus he uses real experiences, very underrated

  • @mars6272
    @mars6272 Před rokem +2

    I truly am in love! Nothing like a man who thinks he's funny... AND IS!

  • @nonkululekosishi8314
    @nonkululekosishi8314 Před 4 lety +16

    I can't get over this man❤
    His delivery is everything!!

  • @rlee1231
    @rlee1231 Před 4 lety +8

    I didn't even realize he was in a prison at first. Bless his heart. Glad he went there. Still making people laugh and feel good.

  • @stefanniacamero7945
    @stefanniacamero7945 Před 3 lety +13

    I genuinely have never laughed so damn hard in my life 🙏🏽 best comedian!!!!!

  • @wen6519
    @wen6519 Před 4 lety +17

    came right away as soon as I read "Ali". didn't even check the last name until it buffered 😂

  • @Lethargiccharge
    @Lethargiccharge Před 4 lety +33

    YES, ALI CRUSHESSSSS IT!!!!

  • @KarmasIntuition
    @KarmasIntuition Před 3 lety +3

    I got a big crush on this man it’s crazy

  • @reneegravely1104
    @reneegravely1104 Před rokem +2

    This brother is awesome, he's funny intelligent and handsome .I believe he has a beautiful career ahead of him.

  • @millicentharrison88
    @millicentharrison88 Před 4 lety +5

    That last clip cracked me up. 😂😂😂

  • @ValentineS97
    @ValentineS97 Před 2 lety +6

    he needs a netflix special ASAP 😂

  • @taylorcimone6384
    @taylorcimone6384 Před 3 lety +5

    Nah that’s Dan the Lion 😂😂

  • @lupo3694
    @lupo3694 Před 2 lety +1

    "That's it. I tell y'all cause I can't tell my friends." Gold

  • @katbrax8622
    @katbrax8622 Před 4 lety +10

    Tim look! Red Chested Robins!🤣🤣🌼

    • @Bbone616
      @Bbone616 Před 3 lety +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @HetLedie
    @HetLedie Před 4 lety +9

    I love the way he says dandelions

  • @ramonmorris560
    @ramonmorris560 Před rokem +2

    about 12 years ago, I lived next door to a 3 story house which was being renovated. There were a group of Mexican guys working on the roof when one of them fell off. All of the other guys panicked and ran downstairs to see if the guy was hurt. When they got to him, he had fallen on a big pile of leaves. Dude got up, and went back to work on the roof.

  • @jamesjaneau2307
    @jamesjaneau2307 Před 4 lety +13

    Hey...welcome to the projects... welcome to hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christophershanklin112
    @christophershanklin112 Před 3 lety +3

    “That’s it l,That’s the end of the story”😂😂😂

  • @John-ub4dw
    @John-ub4dw Před 4 lety +30

    This dude so smooth if he was about to murder you he would say a cold line and make you smirk right before you meet your maker

  • @tommygarson8592
    @tommygarson8592 Před 4 lety +5

    Where has Ali been this whole time man. Top notch comedy

  • @baseballconnoisseur5726
    @baseballconnoisseur5726 Před 4 lety +22

    This is the content we love 🤙🏼

  • @ru5ty829
    @ru5ty829 Před 3 lety +2

    "Tim look! Red chested robbins!" Im so fucking stoned i thought Ali broke through the 4th wall and started speaking to me

  • @chinmaychouthai5132
    @chinmaychouthai5132 Před 4 lety +24

    Ali is the greatest comedian ever

    • @SadfoxGuyver
      @SadfoxGuyver Před 4 lety +6

      Google Patrice O'Neal elephant in the room .
      I'll wait

  • @sincityquinn
    @sincityquinn Před rokem +1

    I don’t know why I never heard of him until yesterday.

  • @till5871
    @till5871 Před 3 lety +7

    That's just wholesome and I like it.
    I love that about stand up. You can listen to someone describing their weirdest drug trip in one session, and the next one is dandelions and rare chested rabbits.
    Delightful

  • @rbeatzremixs2018
    @rbeatzremixs2018 Před rokem

    4:43 the guy without glasses :)) He knows about them roofs :))))

  • @IgetzBizzI
    @IgetzBizzI Před 4 lety +38

    "Dan Da Lion"

  • @joerivera6011
    @joerivera6011 Před 4 lety +19

    Great story teller!🤣

  • @ellieburson3177
    @ellieburson3177 Před 3 lety +2

    truly this man has a lovely smile i know that is not the point but he has. such a lovely smile

  • @alayrabail
    @alayrabail Před 3 lety +1

    8:31-10:00 been looking for the red chested robin set foreverr😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @murderboys1
    @murderboys1 Před 4 lety +4

    A pitcher of Hennessy 😂😂😂😂

  • @trapt29
    @trapt29 Před rokem +2

    One of the best comedians ever

  • @michaelmiller3102
    @michaelmiller3102 Před 4 lety +2

    Ali Sadiq for president 🇧🇸🔥🔥🔥 2020

  • @twinqt578
    @twinqt578 Před rokem

    HIM: Nobody goes to jail on a margarita
    ME: Hold my margarita!

  • @fly4561
    @fly4561 Před 4 lety +8

    We love Ali!

  • @sweetrena8382
    @sweetrena8382 Před rokem +2

    I totally agree... He's so funny just found out last weekend. Hope he comes to Detroit.

  • @linuxd
    @linuxd Před 4 lety +711

    He's so funny.
    Sounds like he was born in hell and made his way to heaven. Makes me so happy

    • @agentxp6331
      @agentxp6331 Před 3 lety +17

      born in the projects and now lives in the suburbs

    • @krowntown5821
      @krowntown5821 Před 3 lety +1

      Wtf. . .wait. . . what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @linuxd
      @linuxd Před 3 lety +4

      @@krowntown5821 born selling coke and now can buy him and him mom anything they need

    • @kriswallace4536
      @kriswallace4536 Před 2 lety +1

      One of my favorites. So glad I get to see him perform twice a month. His stories are insane

  • @bg_4208
    @bg_4208 Před rokem

    I'll be at work delivering packages and randomly think and say "Red chested robins" 🤣

  • @edwinkirkland8856
    @edwinkirkland8856 Před 3 lety +4

    A funny and underrated dude period

  • @steelman774
    @steelman774 Před 3 lety +5

    “The Dandelions are in Bloooom!” 👀

  • @oprahwilliams8752
    @oprahwilliams8752 Před 3 lety +4

    If he ever gets a special I'll get netflix!

  • @heatherwhite2788
    @heatherwhite2788 Před měsícem +2

    I guarantee no one told you dandelions were in bloom 😂

  • @tayleermugar
    @tayleermugar Před rokem +2

    He a legend to me already because of his heart 👏🏾🏆

  • @rogerwilliams4742
    @rogerwilliams4742 Před 4 lety +3

    Two guaranteed ways to lose a shoe...Being hit by a car and a good ass whoopin'! 😂

  • @WeekendBuilt
    @WeekendBuilt Před 4 lety +3

    Gotta be the best out right now. There’s not one set that’s ever been less than stellar.

  • @richkishawalcott498
    @richkishawalcott498 Před 4 lety +14

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Ali: 9:22 - 9:50

  • @oprahwilliams8752
    @oprahwilliams8752 Před 3 lety +2

    The dandelion's are in bloom.... I had to pause laugh and play.

  • @Zadamski
    @Zadamski Před 3 lety +1

    Showing love to brother Ali in 2021

  • @ceb2544
    @ceb2544 Před rokem +1

    A dandelion is a dandelion is a dandelion. You could have stayed at home and just waited for them to pop up on your lawn 😄!

  • @threella8integrity845
    @threella8integrity845 Před rokem +2

    Ali Siddiq is ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL😅😂🤣😆😁 He gives me LIFE‼️‼️ Fearlessly F-U-N-N-Y. He needs to be in MOVIES, on TELEVISION SHOWS. GREAT STORYTELLER 🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🔥🤩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @danieloleary6879
    @danieloleary6879 Před rokem +1

    Listen to you tonight brought a smile and laughter thanks 🙏 really needed that tonight

  • @gpmbae1
    @gpmbae1 Před 2 lety +2

    Ali is a legend. Funniest comedian today!!!

  • @brandim
    @brandim Před rokem

    🤣 my shoe came off. I love it. I get it 💯

  • @PhantomOneOfTheFewTheProud

    Bro is hilarious keeps me balled up laughing my ass off, i watch him Every time

  • @Norma1250
    @Norma1250 Před 2 lety

    GOTDAMN COMEDY CENTRAL 4 COMMERCIALS IN A ROW⁉️😱😂😂

  • @christopherglover3829
    @christopherglover3829 Před 2 lety

    The wall bit is GENIUS!!

  • @ractacsquad
    @ractacsquad Před 4 lety +3

    He is in my top 5 favorite comedians easy

  • @carlae5615
    @carlae5615 Před 4 lety +2

    Love this comedian.

  • @jasminetea6590
    @jasminetea6590 Před rokem +1

    WE LOVE HIM FROM ATLANTA 🤣🤣😂🗣️💯‼️

  • @williamjackson3186
    @williamjackson3186 Před rokem +1

    Love you man I washed your show at first I didn't know but then I watch you you the truth you tell the truth funny guy the funniest people tell the truth thank you man

  • @DannyTrey_
    @DannyTrey_ Před 2 lety

    “dan the lion”🤣

  • @getlostvlogs4953
    @getlostvlogs4953 Před 4 lety +8

    BOOTS!