Lele Pons' movie is worse than you can imagine
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2 men simp over the woman that cheated on them. Her character is like every cheaters dream
@. all the benefits and none of the consequences. I like how she breaks up with them as if she's not the problem
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@. As a teen girl I am deeply offended HAHAHA. I ain't dealing with that relationship shit
@@alenanela1743 same 😭✋
Twice the dates and twice the sex... Yep, works for her.
When they're talking about what "their girlfriends are like" it legit sounds like a mobile game ad trying to sell a character
The accuracy in this statement is uncanny
Funny seeing you here, Connor
I have ARS
She has the AIDS status effect.
TheLegend27
I'm sorry dead meme... but I like it
I love how Pyro always introduces Lele like she's a Dark Souls boss.
She's not?
@@EagleEye-rw5pn she is.
@@kank8623 yes
She's the end boss in darksouls
Ask the movies she’s butchered
I hate that whenever a youtuber makes a movie, most of the time they make their charecter this cool and very cute/hot person that has all of the talents.
swear they all have NPD
Gacha Studio stories in a sentence
@@Jgxm LMFAO SO TRUE
Its literally like a 9 year old making an oc
@@oliver_beloved735 I've seen many of those, and I can safely say, 9 year Olds are better at making balanced characters than youtubers.
I dead ass got an ad for Alzheimer’s and I thought it was part of the video
It was because the movie is shit.
Video wanted you to forget
@@celeste3100 yup, "movie"
should've been
hahaha
Lele Pons: is latina
James Marriott: is trilingual
Lily Singh: bisexual woman of color
Pyro: cute little lesbian
UCLA
Our boi Pyro is enough progressive to be in the rewind!
Anomish Fish James Marriott is fat
icons of the LTBL community
oh god
So the entire movie is just
"My girlfriend"
"You mean OUR girlfriend comrade"
that and badminton
@Marav Reviews oh-
Then at the end of the movie
“Nobody’s Girlfriend”
Reddit tier joke
*communism intensifies*
I think that its funny that the whole story is an e-girl cheating on two simps
Wait I agree, but how is lele's character an e girl?
@@michellereionodera Because she's shallow, talentless and full of herself
The funniest part is how they had all the actors are written to praise lele
So what usually happens
And she then asks like why the internet hates her, she’s a narcissist. Like every time she tries to make herself innocent new dirt comes out about her.
*I’M LATINA*
I think Lele secretly wrote this herself
#simpnation
The most ridiculous part of this whole movie is the implication is that there are two men that would actually want to date Lele Pons.
Yes but there both simps so...
@@gfamily2478 even simps wouldn't go that down.
No one on earth except Pyro will marry Lele
Good Romance movies today are rare, Romeo and Juliet movie in the 80s is great but that was 80s not now
@George W not even a worm would date her
I'm convinced they didn't tell fousey he was in a movie, but rather just filmed the movie around him.
I think the funniest thing is Fousi’s drawn on eyebrows
true
And hair remember he got a hair tattoo 😂
Missed opportunity to put "I'm Latina" when she introduced herself
Stop. no
That would of been hilarious
“Hey I think I recognise you..”
“Well yeah I’m Peter Parker’s stunt do-“
“THATS IT! I saw you in Lele Pons movie!”
@Apple Is Forever Well he’s Tom Holland’s stunt actor so yeah, it’s pretty much that
KayRix I tought he did his own stunts
i'd kill myself if that ever happened to me
pizza time
I was trying to remember for the whole video where did I see him before. It turns out he was in the chilling adventures of Sabrina and he had like 2 lines there so that's why I didn't remember him lol. Also he looks so much like tom holland!!
The actor who plays Noah is like a mix between Martin Freeman, John Krasinski and Tom Holland, wtf, i can't look at him for too long
Too much of a Chad to be looked for more than 20 seconds
@@theTrevorluck fr that man´s really good looking
Hes how chinese people think all white men look, hes white man 0
It’s understandable that the most attractive person in the movie is the professional actor, whilst EVERY SINGLE ONE of the CZcamsrs think they’re all that.
When Spider-Man’s stunt double has to be in a polyamorous relationship with Lele Pons
Underrated comment.
And foosie):
A fate worse than death.
At least Peter doesnt feel so good
He doesnt feel so comfortable
A sentence i never thought i would read
Noah must have had intense backpains after carrying this entire movie.
Lolllll
Nah fousey carried the movie no cap
@@dynamix_9568 I could only read this as sarcasm
E
And little kid
i feel like fosey's good ending would be becoming a full-time actor in straight-to-DVD movies. a lot more humble then pranks.
Dude I love Pyro's random edits and how he uses the movie's own pause effect
This whole movie is just people feeding Lele’s ego
The movie was probably written by her as well
xbox 360 lookin' ass
Yes ,it does
xbox 360 lookin' ass
xbone 360 headass
‘Take your glasses off, you’re handsome’
Everyone who has to wear glasses: 👁👄👁
Oh no here you go 👓
@@wandamaximilf3324 thank you I couldnt read the comments
"oonga bunga glasses ugly"
@@caesthoffe yes
Glasses make people look better. change my mind.
I know this is weird, but the guy who played Noah acted really well tbh
Was going to say the same thing. Too bad he's in a dumb movie
Yeah, right? Gestures, voice, facial expressions - it was just pleasing.
lol. he really isn't. he is a noticeably better actor by comparison. but still.... by what standard do you believe he is a good actor?
@@sentionaut6270 I mean he's a beginner...ppl get better with time, the more experience they get.
@@sentionaut6270 lemme see what scenes you acted amazingly in? 😂
"The year is 2020, a period of civil war"
That did not age well
Mate this video was literally made long after the WW3 memes
@@DeanL6_ he’s talking about America I think
It did not age well because nothing happened. Biden got elected, there were protests for like a week and then everything got back to normal
America your political problems are not that bad look at my country South Africa
@@v0rtexbeater looking back the blm riots and the trumpie riots pretty much fell apart around April
I can't tell if discount Peter Parker is a genuinely good actor, or he just appears good next to Lele and fousey
Bruh
For a minute I thought you meant the fictional character
I thought this guy was the stuntman for John Krasinski
I think he might actually be Tom Holland’s stunt doinle
I got 3 McDonalds Ads in English and 1 In Spanish ...Ive literally never done anything related to Food...except on Discord where I made a Meme ahout how I was making Cereal at like 230 AM and Spilled some Fruitpunch-but-better and cleaned it up
Lele: my demographic is 9 to 24
She probably meant: -9 months to 24 months
No that's her mental capacity
No that's how many brain cells she has.
@@Luke-ur4sz saying she has less than 24 iq is an insult to 'actual people' who have an iq lower than 24
@. no, thats not my agegroup. And id like to stay as far away from her as possible
@. No
3-9
the adjective "flaccid" in this context is the most accurate word to describe.. everything about the movie lmao
The fact that the guy said "no, he doesn't kiss me with those lips" and right after a Hulu commercial appears with two guys kissing made this video even better.
The movie is basically Buzzfeed: The Movie
When even buzzfeed the movie is better then Airplane Mode
I hate how the movie depicts her as "the perfect girl" like come on, nobody cares or believes that.
@Lea Mijatovic rare insults right there
The whole thing just strokes her ego, it's pretty disgusting
How dare you insult mi queen
She is not even attractive in any way
@@majklkiller859 Agreed.
Now if the movie ends with Ford and Noah realizing that they're meant for each other and making out, that would make this movie from already 10/10 to 11/10
4:32 unironically he might be the best actor in that movie, this kid has more emotion then I bet Lele Pons does, and such a condescending, sarcastic tone. So much so that he’s actually funny.
she shot a whole movie before her plastic surgery and is still trying to deny it happened
Also in this movie she'd already had 2 nose jobs
Bird Up I didn’t even know she got plastic surgery
I fucking knew something looked weird about her
She doesn’t deny her surgery at all though, it’s the one thing we can actually praise her for
@@depgabby No, I'm not praising her for talking about body positivity while getting plastic surgery and photoshopping her pictures.
She's a really bad role model in that regard.
i'm convinced the writer has never heard two people having a real conversation.
This is what aliens think humans talk like
what I love about Pyro is that it's very clear he has a great time editing these and finding all the random pics, memes, etc. and that's more than what most successful youtubers do.
I was perfectly fine not knowing who any of these people were, but now here we are. Say sorry, Pyro.
the fact that she straight up stands by while he's being arrested and says nothing to help him out is all you need to know to never ever acknowledge her existence again
I just can't stand her. I'm watching this video high as fuck lol. She makes me uncomfortable on a very visceral level. Just, please, what, get this woman away from the children. I think it's an inner maternal instinct. 😂
Same with the Pauls.
Ansa Seppalainen What do you think about that one series that she’s doing about her mental health? I looked in the comments of them and I didn’t see anything negative abt her which seems kinda shady 👀
I can't find any comment regarding Fousey's eyebrows, so I'm gonna make one. They make me physically uncomfortable
they're so...perfectly defined...
I thought I was the only onr
I remember back when fousey was popular with the Muslim community, it was such a scandal that he makes his eyebrows
I mean he gets them done.
He looks like Gru
This is like a Hallmark movie but somehow more forced and shallow.
-Protagonist is a conventionally good looking individual
-protagonist either “ has a bland normal life” or “is in an emotional gutter”
-along comes a good looking individual that will be the love interest
-meet cute that trends toward awkward
-protagonist usually has a job involving newspaper article, art, photography, or some sort of job involving images.
-friends and family that either are helpful to the main lovers or are a roadblock
-protagonist finds inspiration and becomes a better person/ happier
-
"Why is religion the bad guy of every media ever?"
Subscribed. You don't know how sick I am of the media not only making Christians the bad guy in their popular films, but making religion as a whole the bad guy just because we have different moral values. It's just a lazy way to write a villian.
This is such a random and psychopathic comment LOL. You’re not persecuted babe
@@maddieb.4282 Its not random?? It is literally in the video you smooth brained stonehead 💀💀
@@maddieb.4282why are you on pyros channel
This movie would be 10 times better if fousey was simping for drake instead of lele
Thats nasty mate
10 x 0 is still 0
@@ibzdagamer thats the bitter truth though
@@Aryan-rx9rl fair enough
imagine he promised everyone drake would be in the movie
Imaging having to make Lele Pons' self-insert wattpad fanfic.
O h g o d
Ima look that up
Update I regret living now
@@spider-man8186 Oh you poor poor thing
@@thenameismary4874 I’ve seen things I can never unsee
My mom used to take my sister and I “mushroom hunting”, so basically we go into the forest and spend 5-7 hours walking around and picking mushrooms. Chanterelles, some other mushrooms I forgot about, and some mushrooms that look like Cali flower. Yeah basically it
The guys sound like they are being sarcastic every time they talk about lele's character 😂 I can't get over that
It’s like everything is a lele pons vanity skit where anything she writes is just so she can compliment herself
Reese Hamilton what does that have to do with anything...
@@dylanhansen2352 probably not meant to be a reply
lelepons is dumn
narcissism 100
she is my queen you incel arrgggggg
"She's the perfect girl" ah yes, because we all want a girl who cheats on both of us with the other, how perfect.
@Maciej Królikowski I would prefer no one
@@Lucius1246 "don't worry, we know what "being celibate" is"
@Maciej Królikowski I'm personally waiting til marriage to make eye contact with a woman
Who also hunts mushrooms
Petscop 2
The subtitles are just wild “rainbow-hater Glenn” “ninja quote”
XXX Skrub skrub xxxfucking skrub x the subtitles are
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new content is getting claimed every day. we could use something from.. lets say.. 5 years ago, and tommorow a huge company could come along
24:58
That smile is terrifying
i love that the editing kinda hints that pyro’s watching breaking bad/better call saul... truly a man of culture
man?
Ok
Same, I love learning that someone is as obsessed with the masterpiece that is BCS as I am. It’s just *chef kiss* PERFECTION
He referenced Bryan Cranston too
His editing is why I keep coming back..im glad this finally got released.
He’s adding breaking bad references to ease the pain of this movie
Botman Bruv as well as cod zombies and terraria references.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
@@mtbbbtm What about the Filthy Frabk reference
Why did I read that as breakfast bad
It took me a minute to fully understand this joke it's too high level
Subtitles:
Noah: Ed's gonna watch Shrek tonight!
Ah, yes.... That is what he said. lol
Fouseytube looks like Walmart vin diesel
And vin diesel is already the Walmart version of Dwayne Johnson
@@boxim07 I didn't know they were 2 different people until a year ago or something lol.
Petition to make Pyrocynical a renowned movie critic for youtube.
Michael Jordan why though?
He already is 🥴
No it should be diesel patches stfu
He already is
Petition to give him a movie
isn't he already
Bruh look at all those mid roll ads, he saving up for a car
Lmao
Also buy merch
@Toori Baba I think you mean under 10 because I am 3
Chloe B ha noob I’m 0
5 midrolls in a 35 minute video, are you seriously complaining about that?
this is contemporarily the closest thing to a polyamorous movie and the first anti-polyamorous movie I've ever seen
Noah somehow looks like a mix of Tom Holland,John Krasinski and David Dobrik.
Lele Pons is like that one kid at school that tries to be rude to the teachers because they think they're cool but in fact everyone hates them
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear croire
@@AxxLAfriku can you show your face?
i know someone exactly like this bdjajdbdd
@@AxxLAfriku are you okay?
Shes like the kid who acts “ᵠᴜ𝐢𝓇𝕜𝚢“ but actually annoys everybody around them
this should've been called simp wars: soyboy vs. hypebeast.
Btw simp has lost its meaning the phrase ur lookin for is white Knight
czcams.com/video/_D0ZQPqeJkk/video.html
@@chilkootsailor492 I've got a feeling that I'm gonna get rickrolled, let see shall we?
@@foxxy4779 nah it's the Star Wars theme
@@chilkootsailor492 You're a good man, I've been rickrolled a heck lot of time
Noah looks and acts like a mix between MCU Peter Parker and Hughie from The Boys.
I think this is why he's the only character I don't hate.
"I like you"
Normal people: "I like you too"
This lad: "Are you alright? Do you need to talk to someone?"
her eyes just.... don't react while she 'acts.' they're so blank, its really offputting
True lmao
Like a gecko, but at least a gecko licks its own eyeballs.
@@Anubis_YT the only thing she licks is her own minge.
They ported her directly from Obvlivion
I couldn’t put my finger on it but that’s exactly what it is!!
lmao when lele asked “what is it?” I got an ad with a little girl immediately saying “it’s a burger made from plants!”
“M”
“Right?”
burgerpants...
Pp Pp it’s a plant made from burgers
i did too
Funnier than the funniest shit ive ever seen
(Dead meme ik stfu)
"she is a women.. On the internet"
who’s the person in your profile picture
@@minxxd idk sum fury shit
The only thing missing from this movie is Ninja being a married man and openly simping for Lele.
Lele Pons is the girl who yells POTATO randomly, and thinks she’s funny.
I'm sO qUiRky
POTATO
1:38 body dismorphia
LOUD=FUNNY...remember
Potato
Laugh
I love the quote “She’s not like other girls, she’s latina!”
Not funny
Yeah because we never knew that she was latina. Btw she is latina
Why do I get gabbie hannah vibes from this?
Vytosan hahahahahahaha lol looooool lmaoooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOO
No way, is she Latina or something?
I love you editing, this is the only movie review channel where watching in the background would be a loss.
this is my first time watching one of pyrocynical or hearing his voice and I already love it.
I am convinced that Lele wrote all of the scenes where the main characters gush over how amazing and flawless she is
fun fact: this movie was made by huck botko, who also made a movie about poisoning his family with an hiv-positive-blood laced cheesecake
tf
cake full of jizz. its fake but damn.
yum get in my mouth FREEPABLO
"fun"
*interesting*
I love your video game references. They crack me up. I'm so glad I found your channel. Subscribed! Keep it up! 😂👌
the No Country for Old Men reference was pure gold. The contrast between that absolute knockout masterpiece and this... and Shigure's face
I’m sure Lele is celebrating the fact that Pyrocynical didn’t discover her *OTHER CZcams Show, Amigos*
It makes this movie look like Shakespeare in comparison!
They’re both shit.
of course she names it something spanish, she just can’t get over that she’s *_l a t i n o_*
Please twilight is Shakespeare compare to those two at least it's fun to laugh at those two are just painfully hard to watch
@A G (reaches for a hug) i am so sorry
@A G oof
Might as well call this film "Simps Love You" *audience laughing sound effect"
*_laugh track_*
*Seinfeld theme starts playing*
Thud
Unfriended was filmed in one take. everyone had to be on their top game for 90 minutes and not miss a cue. which is harder than it looks
lele sounds like she wants to laugh before she speaks
It kinda seems like the most unfunny CZcamsrs are getting their own series.
Hot *fucking* take
i mean
i realized that pattern once lele got a series
Because the competent ones are smart enough to either not do their own series, or are good enough to come up with something watchable.
I think its just sexism. Leles making content for children and young women. Its just cheesy, silly and fun and I think shes a very talented entertainer and writer. Shes like a Lucielle Ball or similay style of slapstick comedian, (which was apparently a strategic choice on LeLes behalf to appeal to a wider non-english speaking audience which is clever of her). You never hear people deriding Charlie Chaplin or the Marx Brothers very specific type of slapstick humour but when a woman tries this type of comedy shes 'not funny', 'childish', 'cheesy' and 'predictable'.
Same applies to Liza Koshy. You cant tell me shes not a gifted entertainer even if her humour isnt your cup of tea.
Plus, I can think of 100's of unfunny men on CZcams who are never critiqued.
Look at David Dobrik with his dull and predictable 'Jonahs fat', 'Corinnas a slut', 'Jasons old', 'Seths black' and all the purile humour he steals from Judd Apatow.
Its a major yawn fest and its not even original material!
"My age demographic is 9 to 24"
Me: MONTHS
*weeks
Brain cells
*Seconds
Nanoseconds
Holy shit ya all is creative as fuck
I thoroughly enjoyed watching Legosi beat the shit out of Fousey at the end. This whole vid was something else lmfao, loved it
has lele always had an accent or is that new to solidify her being latina?
also when she pushed noah i DIED 😭 but noah cute asf 👀
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! I’ve known of her since she began her career and she did not have that accent
I like how in every movie Lele has to be described as a “funny person”.
Haha loud=funny
If they don't tell us we won't know
Nuggaz
i like how lele has to be a person
@@plvto6585 i like how
Its not even Lele Pons' movie
It's Ray William Johnson's movie
I mean obviously
He just doesnt wanna make petscop 2
I don't know what the films called, but if it isn't called "doing your mum" the movie, then I want none of it
Poor guy
@@rootntootn128 YOU NEED THE COMMA, OTHERWISE THAT REFERENCE WOULD OF BEEN GREAT (probs a full stop to).
the postal refrences always make me happy
had discord open when he said discord hadn't really taken off and he did the little noise so I thought someone texted me lol
Interesting fact that people might not know, is that Lele Pons is actually Latino.
More like unfunnyio
@@skidrat_ that killed her
Wait shes latino? I didnt know she was latino, did you guys know she was latino?
Noooo, no wayyyy!! Why has she never mentioned that before?!?!
holy shit no way
"Lele Pons is a woman... on the Internet."
And that's all that's really worth saying about her.
I think you'd be better off not knowing anything about her-
Uh excuse me, she’s also a LATINA
@@addisons2583 Excuse me, that totally makes her a really significant and interesting person.
I like how he laughed when he said “doing something good in this universe” even he knows that its impossible
Everytime you make a Timsplitters reference, a year is added to my life.
Noah looks like all the Spider-Man actors combined into one.
I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment. I think it's an insult final guess
@@derpadothebird2106 yes
This is the most perfect description of that man
YES THATS WHAT IT IS
oh my god i just realized this
At least lele didn’t talk about herself being Latino every 5 minutes
Petscop 2
but she did kiss her own ass multiple times in the movie
Did you know I'm Latino, yeah guys I'm Latino
@@yeetusbeetus4950 yes guys me llamo jeff
I'm Latino you know I'm Latino I'm so quirky I'm Latino Latino Latino Latino
4:16 what is that i honestly love it
I've gotta watch this one in parts, it's a rough one
i love how pyro is now making content hes happy with, while also bullying people.
they are the same thing
Will no
@iCarly Fan wut
iCarly Fan tf
Im in love with you
Fousey took one L and added BGTQ to his personality
Comment of the year
This comment made my day lmfaoooo
sexualities and genders are not personalities
@@skyzaddiescult7439 Jesus, it’s a joke buddy. We don’t want you here
@@skyzaddiescult7439 maybe lgbtq+ should stop using them as such
the pauses where my exact promblem with spiderman ultimate in which every five seconds peter intorupts whats happening for a quick quip and no one else hears it
That Captain Keyes caught me off guard
Lele Pons's brain is like a bag of doritos.
99% air
She doesn’t deserve a compliment.
too much of a compliment there
Doritos don't deserve this.
😂
1% crumbs
Did the two characters just forget that Lele's character tried to play them both? Why would they want to date someone who clearly doesn't care about their feelings?
god i love the hatred references in this video
4:20 -- that hits deep and is the source of several of my work related nightmares.