Tall girl is worse than you can imagine

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  • @Bruh-zu9dm
    @Bruh-zu9dm Před 4 lety +5987

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Kids with stage four cancer:

    • @cryptic4446
      @cryptic4446 Před 4 lety +42

      AM I A JOKE TO YOUUUUU

    • @Shrektacular2468
      @Shrektacular2468 Před 4 lety +52

      *dying sounds*

    • @kebabkebab6312
      @kebabkebab6312 Před 4 lety +41

      Gibrush 69 I am going to extend your comment
      “You think your life is hard?”
      Kids with stage 4 cancer “hold my beer”

    • @Neon-vh3pe
      @Neon-vh3pe Před 4 lety +22

      RemIxWay - ROBLOX! No, I don’t think you get it........ she’s 6 FOOT ONE............AND A HALF SHE WEARS MENS SIZE 13 NIKES LIKE OH MY GOD!!!!

    • @jIguess
      @jIguess Před 4 lety +18

      She doesn’t realize how lucky she is to be tall.

  • @buddabones8845
    @buddabones8845 Před 2 lety +1622

    5'11": Short Person
    6'0": Big Person
    6'1": Nidhogg, the ancient devourer of worlds.

    • @sarayupatibandla2404
      @sarayupatibandla2404 Před 2 lety +39

      Me being 5”

    • @koldunasvalkirija3094
      @koldunasvalkirija3094 Před 2 lety +27

      6.1 is not that tall and from what i can see is avg height in where i live. I'm 6.1 and i feel small/not that tall where i live.

    • @full-timelesbian1075
      @full-timelesbian1075 Před 2 lety +9

      nidhogg yes

    • @SexLuthor
      @SexLuthor Před 2 lety +13

      Bruh Níohöggr or Yggdrasil is a dragon who munches at the root of the world tree….but still your joke is fucking funny I have to say

    • @mavanachhakchhuak8198
      @mavanachhakchhuak8198 Před 2 lety +7

      @@SexLuthor the world tree is named yggdrasil

  • @zhumin3557
    @zhumin3557 Před rokem +2251

    "Tall Girl" feels like the equivalent of one of my classmate, who complains about having flawless skin everyday, because apparently she feels like a "blank, boring canvas", and acts like it's the saddest thing to happen to a person. Yes, she's complaining about FLAWLESS SKIN, and literally bringing it up every single occasion.
    Her best friend has no parents.

    • @romancatholicgameing
      @romancatholicgameing Před rokem +342

      Her friend's pain is so much less.
      Having no parents is better than not having a brain.

    • @mouthman1335
      @mouthman1335 Před rokem +14

      L

    • @sal106
      @sal106 Před rokem +69

      I never had bad acne or something like that, but I got a skin allergy from a product and it left redness that's still fading to this day. I wanted to cry when I saw myself in the mirror, literally tried not standing in the sun because it standing out and literally getting to the point where I almost broke the curtains because I didn't wanted to see myself, but I was obsessed with it. The worst thing is that no one said anything mean, but it was a big obsession. I already had bad self steem and that was a major blow to me. I compared myself nonstop to a friend with clear skin who was pretty and skinny, that felt fat. I feel bad for her, I like her, but I envy her. At least I can turn envy into compliments because I wish someone complimented me, so I hope I comforted anyone at least a bit.

    • @zhumin3557
      @zhumin3557 Před rokem +31

      @@romancatholicgameing That's actually a good one

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 Před rokem +16

      @@romancatholicgameing you got me there lol

  • @tiagobabilon5706
    @tiagobabilon5706 Před rokem +2848

    she is not that tall, she is just a little taller than other girls. if you want to make a movie like this, hire a 6'5 foot women

    • @wilburwilliams36
      @wilburwilliams36 Před rokem +250

      It might make more sense if she was like 7’

    • @Thesoupscoop
      @Thesoupscoop Před rokem +490

      @@wilburwilliams36 Hire shaq and put a wig on him

    • @teenfection
      @teenfection Před rokem +102

      @@Thesoupscoop that made me laugh a lil too much than it should

    • @greekgay8822
      @greekgay8822 Před rokem +22

      She’s 6’2 that’s close enough

    • @ethantreleaven3893
      @ethantreleaven3893 Před rokem +39

      @@greekgay8822 the problem being is that she's 6'1 not that tall if she was like 7 ft or something then everything else would make sense she's not that tall and that's kinda a problem when the movie is called tall girl

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 Před 3 lety +5875

    So let me get this straight.
    She desperately wants a boyfriend, and is bullied by the other guys, but once her friend wants to go out with her, she rejects him because of his height

    • @nielk.
      @nielk. Před 3 lety +206

      Yes

    • @joseph-fernando-piano
      @joseph-fernando-piano Před 3 lety +1022

      "I wish people wouldn't bully and judge me based on my height..."
      "Will you give me a chance and go out with me?"
      "Ew, no, and I'm gonna make that decision based on your height... also why do people judge me for my height? It's so wrong... also you're still too short for me to date..."

    • @selfconfidenceisnotacrime9031
      @selfconfidenceisnotacrime9031 Před 3 lety +79

      Sounds straight to me

    • @naunau311
      @naunau311 Před 3 lety +172

      I mean to be honest that's accurate and relatable. Probably the only thing that is accurate in this whole movie

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 Před 3 lety +53

      @@megh1961
      She’s not wanting to date him because he’s short. Wouldn’t she feel like he would understand her?

  • @kyliebritgal3713
    @kyliebritgal3713 Před 4 lety +8489

    6’1” is tall for a woman but they are acting like she’s got a third eye

    • @mq8858
      @mq8858 Před 4 lety +422

      Right? They made her like a foot taller than everybody and even then she's really cute anyway. I'm with her short friend, height shouldn't matter as much as it seems to

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 Před 4 lety +369

      @@mq8858 My problem is how fucking beautiful the actress is, I mean, she's the staple of european (finland -somewhere around there) ethnical beauty, yet it appears that in this particular universe if you are tall you have a deadly, contagious with eye-contact ebola-cancer venom

    • @hexoslaya3696
      @hexoslaya3696 Před 4 lety +245

      6’1” really isn’t that tall. Maybe it is for a woman but if all she wants is to date someone taller than her then she could do that easily.

    • @ericsmith116
      @ericsmith116 Před 4 lety +153

      6'1 is barely tall for a girl, you're right they act like she's 6'8 or some crazy number.

    • @hexoslaya3696
      @hexoslaya3696 Před 4 lety +63

      Eric Smith tbf 6’8” for anyone is mental. I know one person taller than that and it’s me. Everyone else I know is 6’2” and under.

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Před rokem +976

    “This is our main character Jodi, and she’s a member of truly the most oppressed demographic today: tall attractive blonde girls.”
    - Alex Meyers
    I also found it hilarious that they cast a bunch of short people on purpose just to make Jodi look freakishly tall by comparison. 😂 There were a bunch of tall people when I was in school and it was totally normal. In real life no one cares if someone is tall, but they were probably just asked if they play basketball.

    • @francisdoyle6199
      @francisdoyle6199 Před rokem +5

      Yes

    • @hollowwoods7130
      @hollowwoods7130 Před rokem +38

      She's an attractive blonde THEY COULD'VE MADE A HARASSMENT STORY
      Y'KNOW
      REAL PROBLEMS

    • @vastro921
      @vastro921 Před 9 měsíci +11

      ​@@hollowwoods7130But that would've required actual thinking! We can't have that in a Netflix romcom!

    • @keetocato
      @keetocato Před 7 měsíci +2

      dude, ive got a tall friend, im of average to short height, i pull jokes where he carries me all the time

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo Před 7 měsíci +1

      That what I was thinking. People look so tiny. I’m six foot one and nobody of average height looks that way.

  • @pixlfruitz4890
    @pixlfruitz4890 Před rokem +569

    the fact she's 6'1 and everyone seems to be about half her height makes me feel concearned to be a 6'3 person

    • @xum0007
      @xum0007 Před rokem +28

      Bro I’m a 6’2.5-3 freshman and so many upperclassmen (male obviously) are my height or really close

    • @draculauraxox
      @draculauraxox Před rokem +4

      I’m a 6’1 girl and I hate it so much 😢

    • @GooseDuck-ft4ko
      @GooseDuck-ft4ko Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@xum0007 Called the normal distribution. Every height after 6'0 gets exponentially rarer

    • @ItsALilCat
      @ItsALilCat Před 9 měsíci +1

      Same as a 6'9 girl

    • @idontknowwhatimdoinghere
      @idontknowwhatimdoinghere Před 9 měsíci +3

      Damn, *give me some.*
      - a 150cm tall midget

  • @virgil2461
    @virgil2461 Před 4 lety +3027

    Main character: * has three popular boys with a crush on her, has a sister with good fashion advice, wears nikes *
    also main character: wow I'm oppressed

    • @poopppppppppppppppp
      @poopppppppppppppppp Před 4 lety +356

      is tall and also rejects short guy just because hes short

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue Před 4 lety +14

      This is all fine and dandy. But lest we forget she’s just a star of a tv show and not any of these things. Life is indeed not hard

    • @ericsmith116
      @ericsmith116 Před 4 lety +20

      @Frenchy wtf is a nigga attitude?

    • @jonme225
      @jonme225 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ericsmith116 i think it came from the Black sjws playing victim

    • @PedroHenrique-do9nt
      @PedroHenrique-do9nt Před 4 lety +6

      @@jonme225 Do people still use the word sjw unironically?

  • @bepis9766
    @bepis9766 Před 4 lety +5363

    Jody doesn’t want anyone to judge her because of her height, yet she won’t date the dude because he’s short

  • @Definitely_Not_Ash_
    @Definitely_Not_Ash_ Před 2 lety +359

    "i wish people would look at me and not my height 😞"
    also her: "ew no you're short"

  • @user-re8tc1dg3b
    @user-re8tc1dg3b Před 2 lety +151

    Our film teacher showed us this as an example of what a bad movie looks like

  • @mosesmarlboro5401
    @mosesmarlboro5401 Před 4 lety +5960

    Tall girl: No one can understand how hard it is to find a date when you're a tall girl.
    Every short man on the planet: Bruh

    • @csjdruid434
      @csjdruid434 Před 4 lety +83

      nikitikitano No thats very sexy

    • @BygoneT
      @BygoneT Před 4 lety +207

      There's hilarious research showing you can be traumatised for life if you try being in the shoes of a short person, meaning that being short, puts you at the top of the disadvantaged list of your category lmao

    • @minhtrietvo8448
      @minhtrietvo8448 Před 4 lety +18

      @@BygoneT Link? I wanna read it.

    • @BygoneT
      @BygoneT Před 4 lety +47

      @@minhtrietvo8448 Sure, I can find it for you, or you can look up "Proteus Effect" and track down the original paper. It's not the game, but it does have to do with VR experiments and self perception
      If you can bear to wait, I can probably find it in a day or two, I have way too many links in my bookmarks lol

    • @minhtrietvo8448
      @minhtrietvo8448 Před 4 lety +6

      @@BygoneT This one?

  • @sarahparklife7370
    @sarahparklife7370 Před 4 lety +2754

    "You think your life is hard?"
    Child Laborers: making face masks

    • @spygun0442
      @spygun0442 Před 4 lety +82

      Not ethically made, epically made.

    • @matthewf7956
      @matthewf7956 Před 4 lety +7

      Netflix: HEY, its really hard to make good entertainment

    • @maille3001
      @maille3001 Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂😂

  • @ThorsShadow
    @ThorsShadow Před 2 lety +873

    As someone who's into tall girls, I find the premise of this movie to be highly unrealistic. Tall girls are amazing.

    • @hollyforman9637
      @hollyforman9637 Před 2 lety +13

      Periodd

    • @Peter_File69
      @Peter_File69 Před 2 lety

      Cum

    • @datsweggybruh8775
      @datsweggybruh8775 Před 2 lety +63

      Being tall actually gets a good rep most of the time. People often want to look to be taller and slimmer. It's often shorter, stockier people who are stigmatized. Not to mention your BMI is often higher.

    • @aceofclubs.
      @aceofclubs. Před 2 lety +27

      I am tall and so everyone fears me because I am taller than like E V E R Y O N E. I love being tall this movie is so unrealistic

    • @sarahoberlander6888
      @sarahoberlander6888 Před 2 lety +4

      @@datsweggybruh8775 thank you!!!

  • @keener9563
    @keener9563 Před 2 lety +537

    I´m native Swedish and I could not understand a single fucking word they tried to pronounce at 6:49...

    • @elleh8353
      @elleh8353 Před 2 lety +118

      I think she's saying "Och Amerika gillar du väldigt mycket?" which doesn't sound natural at all to begin with, but the pronunciation made me seriously think she was speaking Spanish at first XD

    • @chongyun4773
      @chongyun4773 Před 2 lety +4

      Same-

    • @keener9563
      @keener9563 Před 2 lety +32

      @@elleh8353 Yeah that's probably it actually XD The structuring is completely fucked, straight from google translate I would guess

    • @elleh8353
      @elleh8353 Před 2 lety +52

      @@keener9563 Thing is, for a beginner it doesn't sound too farfetched but like if someone said that my reaction wouldn't be "oh you speak swedish?" More like "Are you learning swedish?" And then ask them repeat themselves a couple times to actually hear what they're saying. Honestly though I wished they had just gotten a swedish actor to play Stig- I mean it's not like we don't have any 😂

    • @aceofclubs.
      @aceofclubs. Před 2 lety +5

      My friend is Swedish and she doesn’t get a word lol 😂

  • @breakfast7418
    @breakfast7418 Před 3 lety +5524

    "You think your life is hard? I have to wear size 13 nikes"
    The only person who has it worse is the Vietnamese kid who made your shoes

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 Před 2 lety +258

      @Logan Littell yeah whatever, I bet the Taiwanese kid isn't getting asked "what is the weather like up there?". The kid's fortunate.

    • @breakfast7418
      @breakfast7418 Před 2 lety +91

      @@joethefreak what about tall kids in sweat shops

    • @joethefreak
      @joethefreak Před 2 lety +16

      who made their shoes?

    • @breakfast7418
      @breakfast7418 Před 2 lety +63

      @@joethefreak they don't have shoes

    • @fet7015
      @fet7015 Před 2 lety +81

      I actually found that scene offensive as my friend is fighting cancer

  • @SagaDraws
    @SagaDraws Před 3 lety +3881

    Jodi: nobody liek tall gierls :(((
    Everyone drooling over Lady Dimitrescu:

    • @bofuuu
      @bofuuu Před 2 lety +108

      lol exactly

    • @joeonyt196
      @joeonyt196 Před 2 lety +10

      ik

    • @Adam-oh3vu
      @Adam-oh3vu Před 2 lety +115

      Or any tall girl because LEGS

    • @danielnavarro9218
      @danielnavarro9218 Před 2 lety +16

      @@bofuuu aha!!! Your here too!!!

    • @lesterabastillas9291
      @lesterabastillas9291 Před 2 lety +49

      Lmao, when Heisenberg comes into the scene.
      My best friend gags and says: “dude, your daddy issues are showing.”

  • @0CLOWNFISH0
    @0CLOWNFISH0 Před rokem +339

    I swear the dad also looks like the dad from diary of a wimpy kid

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 Před 2 lety +214

    Holy shit I just realized she's meant to be 6"1
    Why the hell is this supposed to be a goofy, quirky, "none of you have to deal with this" problem?
    I'm literally a bit taller than her and none of this shit has ever happened.

    • @joeljr570
      @joeljr570 Před 2 lety +32

      They depicting her like she’s a 7 footer 💀

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Před 2 lety +9

      @@joeljr570 Yeah, she's not goddamn Robert Wadlow lmao

    • @greekgay8822
      @greekgay8822 Před rokem

      Yeah but just because you don’t fucking experience it doesn’t mean other people have it like shut the fuck up if you’ve never experienced it because you don’t know how it actually feels my best friend was literally 5’6 in fifth grade and now she’s like 6’2 and eighth grade and she still heavily bullied

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Před rokem +3

      @greekgay Bro why are you fighting for this movie tooth and nail? All of your comments are just yelling at people because apparently the fake character in this movie has a justified reason to be sad, being slightly taller than average.
      There are actual problems that could be talked about, not this prime example of a first world problem. If you're genuinely upset because people can't connect with "ohh my life is so harddddd, I'm kinda tallll" please see that there are real problems.
      Also, I'm sorry about your friend, but chances are they're jealous that she towers over them, generally speaking people are way more self conscious about being short.

    • @greekgay8822
      @greekgay8822 Před rokem

      @@blokvader8283 i’m not fighting for this movie because I’m not even a huge fan of this movie but it’s fucked up that you think that your situation relates to anything that this girl is going on because you are not bullied for your height so you will never understand what it’s like And saying it never happens and it’s very unrealistic another fucked up thing to say

  • @snehrajoraasiwal6710
    @snehrajoraasiwal6710 Před 3 lety +4417

    THE WHOLE DAMN THING COULD’VE ENDED IF SHE JUST SAID “HOW’S THE DIRT DOWN THERE U PEASANTS.”

    • @theTrevorluck
      @theTrevorluck Před 3 lety +502

      bitch took karate class and doesnt know how to defend herself from bullying, she is 100% capable of picking someone up like they are a fucking cheese stick

    • @god2593
      @god2593 Před 3 lety +231

      @@theTrevorluck Then she could bite their head off like a titan.

    • @ukrivu
      @ukrivu Před 3 lety +151

      @@theTrevorluck she could just kick them in face?? like bitch you don't even have to lift your leg a lot and boom, you knock them out
      or simply just step on them i mean

    • @god2593
      @god2593 Před 3 lety +33

      @Alo ZL Hmm. Good question. Well she could get all her friends together and try to take him down.

    • @pedromars8508
      @pedromars8508 Před 3 lety +12

      @@theTrevorluck Yeah maybe if they're like 90 pounds though I don't think being tall or taking karate class is gonna make you lift a shorter average 5'9 male who weighs 140-190 lbs like a "fucking cheese stick" but yeah I agree she can defend herself from bullying

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy Před 4 lety +28722

    If any tall person is ever asked “how’s the weather up there?” they can just say “looks like rain” and then spit down on the person who asked

  • @dummy3467
    @dummy3467 Před 2 lety +56

    The milk crate boy is a true gamer though. He learnt Japanese just so he can understand and communicate with his partner better.

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 Před 2 lety +36

    i think they wanted their "shes beautiful when she gets dressed up" moment so much that they made her wear the prison outfit

  • @mackmasters325
    @mackmasters325 Před 4 lety +6051

    Tall girl: “You think your life is hard?”
    Short guy: "Yes."

    • @user-fy3zq8rh8l
      @user-fy3zq8rh8l Před 4 lety +21

      Mack Masters darn

    • @sethwarner3081
      @sethwarner3081 Před 4 lety +291

      im quite the short dude i can confirm i get picked on every day, love life is like 0, and it kinda just puts you down having to deal with it every single day

    • @AAIB2024
      @AAIB2024 Před 4 lety +62

      That's the next fucking film

    • @kailynp3728
      @kailynp3728 Před 4 lety +91

      I’m a 5’10 girl (16yo) and yeah it’s sometimes hard to find guys who will date someone taller than them.. but I’ve never been maliciously bullied for my height.

    • @3d-speakers945
      @3d-speakers945 Před 4 lety +68

      The most stupid thing is that she is not even tall...

  • @SammyGachaXOXO
    @SammyGachaXOXO Před 3 lety +19173

    you’re not being bullied because you’re tall. you’re being bullied because you wear a medical jumpsuit to school.

    • @areebah8297
      @areebah8297 Před 2 lety +1505

      and a janitor's outfit

    • @blanco0949
      @blanco0949 Před 2 lety +826

      THANK YOU!!! FINALLY SOMEONE BRINGS ATTENTION TO HER AMAZING FASHION CHOICES

    • @theunbalancedcharge2077
      @theunbalancedcharge2077 Před 2 lety +423

      That final outfit looked like a stewardess or something

    • @isolate6509
      @isolate6509 Před 2 lety +133

      Dude if I hadn’t had to wear a uniform in school, I woulda come in 6 patterns and sandals ngl

    • @user-cp6bt5sk9r
      @user-cp6bt5sk9r Před 2 lety +30

      @Step-bro Verox gacha has nothing to do with the comment. 3nd y0ur l1f3 1n f1r3 ;)

  • @megatronchan1282
    @megatronchan1282 Před 2 lety +85

    Tall girl: "You think your life is hard? I have wear size 13 nikes"
    Those who have deep depression, anxiety, have no social life and friends, trying to find their place in this world and thinking of ways to unalive themselves: That's cute

  • @usixn1117
    @usixn1117 Před rokem +6

    "How's the weather up there?"
    *"Raining." *spits**

  • @stevenmac9128
    @stevenmac9128 Před 4 lety +7690

    “They repeat the same joke multiple times.”
    Ahh, so the movie was written by CZcams commenters.

  • @realMrVent
    @realMrVent Před 2 lety +407

    My honest condolences to all the braincells you lost watching this awful movie

  • @TheBeehiveOfficial
    @TheBeehiveOfficial Před 9 měsíci +4

    Not the quirky best friend 💀

  • @Luumiie
    @Luumiie Před 4 lety +2697

    Bullying then: “How’s the weather up there?”
    Bullying now: “Do you know joe?”

  • @SilentButDudley
    @SilentButDudley Před 4 lety +4369

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Children with cancer: Possibly

    • @juliann9149
      @juliann9149 Před 4 lety +115

      *anyone with cancer

    • @eko2363
      @eko2363 Před 4 lety +8

      GodlyGamer10 Children*

    • @juliann9149
      @juliann9149 Před 4 lety +72

      @@eko2363 it doesn't matter if your a child or adult cancer is horrible idiot

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 Před 4 lety +2

      Personally being 5,9 as 10 it’s hard but a not as hard as cancer also ♋️ 69 noice

    • @Nisowyd
      @Nisowyd Před 4 lety

      Pop Martinez lmao

  • @GepTag
    @GepTag Před 2 lety +23

    the fact that this guy made a mask before the coronavirus is amazing

  • @deaththedragonking104
    @deaththedragonking104 Před rokem +8

    Jodi: being tall is horrible, my life sucks
    Every guy under 5’10”:👁👄👁

  • @noahhartmannroblox
    @noahhartmannroblox Před 4 lety +2641

    Girl: “Not talking Swedish”
    Also Girl: “I speak a little bit of Swedish”
    Boy: “responds in a language that’s also not Swedish”

  • @OasisMusicOfficial
    @OasisMusicOfficial Před 3 lety +5326

    Tall girl: "You think your life is hard? I have to wear size 13 nikes"
    Everyone who is suffering from sickness, poverty, or abuse: "Thats cute"

    • @isabella2064
      @isabella2064 Před 3 lety +46

      I'm the size of her big toe.

    • @yourboy14
      @yourboy14 Před 3 lety +28

      Same with people who act like being fat is such a big deal lmao

    • @plutonicgnat115cool5
      @plutonicgnat115cool5 Před 3 lety +74

      @@wormsontoast okay I'm getting some strong "I want to be down dreadful because it's cool quirky funny" vibes

    • @wormsontoast
      @wormsontoast Před 3 lety +32

      @@plutonicgnat115cool5 ok?? I get random stranger who's never met me vibes from that

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 Před 3 lety +6

      I mean im a man i guess but i wear the same size and im short AND younger.

  • @brambojr4298
    @brambojr4298 Před 2 lety +8

    I cannot get over Pyro’s editing. I honestly thought that since it was 2 years old it would be hard to find enjoyable but the Joker bit at 12:45 made me almost die it was so sudden

  • @its_amarysso
    @its_amarysso Před rokem +21

    8:28 i know this is 3 years old but being latin isnt like being filipino, "latino" is not the name of a nationality, is the male part of saying latin as an adjetive in spanish. Theres no "latino person" its a "latin person" for whoever reads this.

    • @Tia-gy1ij
      @Tia-gy1ij Před rokem +1

      isn't that why they use Latinx? so it's not gender specific

  • @inkhed
    @inkhed Před 4 lety +6538

    Tall girl: “you think your life is hard”
    Says the girl with a mansion.

  • @Summer-uc8hr
    @Summer-uc8hr Před 2 lety +6043

    "You think your life is hard"
    Says an attractive blond girl with blue eyes with rich parents, a mansion, is smart, has two hot guys dying for her.

    • @-halsb-874
      @-halsb-874 Před 2 lety +149

      fr

    • @yxngmafia3911
      @yxngmafia3911 Před 2 lety +183

      Everyone (including me) wants to be her

    • @nai1729
      @nai1729 Před 2 lety +412

      i agree we all have problems but.. stop trying to be oppressed it’s so pathetic

    • @tommysallami
      @tommysallami Před 2 lety +46

      I’m 4’9 My life is quite easy I’m a freshman

    • @silashurd3597
      @silashurd3597 Před 2 lety +125

      Just the mind of a blond girl I guess
      This was meant as a joke, please don’t backlash me

  • @maxklimes3308
    @maxklimes3308 Před 2 lety +10

    I like how pyro got into the face mask game literally right before covid hit

  • @TappersTay
    @TappersTay Před rokem +1

    6:24 yesss thanks for adding in Supernatural scene, I barely see anyone use references or examples for what they're talking about-

  • @baozi8979
    @baozi8979 Před 3 lety +7326

    Tall girl is just as bad as the girl that goes “im so small uwu im qUiRKy”

    • @Dat-Doomba
      @Dat-Doomba Před 3 lety +448

      Oh yeah the nerdy, small, sweater, big glasses girl in every fucking romance movie

    • @justhello7017
      @justhello7017 Před 3 lety +301

      So sm0l and petite XD but never call me cute! 1!1!1! >:C

    • @elizabethkitty9650
      @elizabethkitty9650 Před 3 lety +74

      I had a friend that was like that and she was taller than me

    • @ihateeverything9341
      @ihateeverything9341 Před 3 lety +57

      @@Dat-Doomba Bruh I hate those tropes so much

    • @Rilly_rob_joe
      @Rilly_rob_joe Před 3 lety +49

      @@Dat-Doomba imagine 5 of thwm in 1 school and they all day go o kurt sksksksksksksks and throw books if they get a bad grade and hit on me i dont even like them and they be touching my ass wiith they 3 yard long nails and nasty ass chetto fingers

  • @siennameyer70
    @siennameyer70 Před 2 lety +5201

    “Calm down, she’s 6’1 not the boy in the striped pajamas” killed me💀

  • @casanovicaine3235
    @casanovicaine3235 Před 2 lety +1

    ok. I was skeptical on watching this video, thought it wouldn't be a good use of my time. I subbed right tf away when you did the banjo edit. Made me literally laugh out loud. Good shit.

  • @Legolas_simp
    @Legolas_simp Před rokem +2

    As a native swede who has never lived outside sweden and speaks fluent Swedish every single day, Stig’s Swedish does NOT sound that good.
    Also what the people were playing around the ping pong table is something we like to call ‘rund pingis’ which directly translates to ‘round ping pong’. That is a version of ping pong where you can be up to like 20 people playing at the same time, you take turns and walk around the ping pong table and play all against all.
    I hope this cleared some stuff up :)

  • @allisontaya6036
    @allisontaya6036 Před 4 lety +6472

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Literally everyone: *yes*

  • @GrimarisGrey
    @GrimarisGrey Před 3 lety +2221

    "How's the weather up there?"
    "Looks like rain"
    *Spit*
    What they gonna do, look up at you menacingly while you hold them back at arms length?

    • @KnaveSmig
      @KnaveSmig Před 3 lety +73

      @Alexander Steel Damnit, not again.

    • @mrcringe4256
      @mrcringe4256 Před 3 lety +66

      Say “stormy” and puke on em

    • @mjd4287
      @mjd4287 Před 3 lety +47

      she can even respond with, "stfu Tyler, I could literally stomp you if I really wanted to"

    • @CrazyDerpie
      @CrazyDerpie Před 3 lety +13

      @@mrcringe4256 I- what fucking- genius.

    • @jamiejohansson8175
      @jamiejohansson8175 Před 3 lety

      LMAO

  • @CamoVR19
    @CamoVR19 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "You think your life is hard?"
    *clears throat*
    ✈🏢✈🏢

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 Před rokem +15

    We roasted a tall girl but then we momentarily simped for a tall girl from a video game.

    • @Tia-gy1ij
      @Tia-gy1ij Před rokem +1

      momentarily? I'm still simping

  • @trashmouth9901
    @trashmouth9901 Před 3 lety +2076

    She is basically Y/N, but instead of being 2 inches tall she's 9 foot.

  • @elpapichulomayoneso2434
    @elpapichulomayoneso2434 Před 4 lety +2180

    Jodie:
    You think your life is hard?
    Homeless kids:
    How's the weather up there?

  • @Eltar_
    @Eltar_ Před rokem +8

    12:03 finally, i found another man of culture
    Edit: 13:43 wow advanced man of culture, he know fallout new vegas

  • @Donut321eater
    @Donut321eater Před 7 měsíci +2

    1:06 Okg mind games thank you for using this masterpiece of a song from a beautiful game

  • @deeznut9734
    @deeznut9734 Před 4 lety +10806

    Are all the actors like 5’3 so she can actually look tall?

    • @alyssagamm7899
      @alyssagamm7899 Před 4 lety +1340

      sabrina carpenter (who plays her beauty queen sis) is deadass like 5'0

    • @xAriahxStarx
      @xAriahxStarx Před 4 lety +831

      Yes. Shes only 6'1.

    • @apollomcdonald
      @apollomcdonald Před 4 lety +104

      Less than O' Neal.

    • @Elsdude.
      @Elsdude. Před 4 lety +368

      Bro my country average length is between 6 to 6.1 feet for men. Soooo .....yeah

    • @overlorddre9000
      @overlorddre9000 Před 4 lety +58

      Your name and profile picture make me want to *GAME* *END*

  • @triskilion1771
    @triskilion1771 Před 4 lety +1967

    "You think your life is hard?"
    Eight year old child soldiers in Afghanistan: am I a joke to you?

    • @dead541
      @dead541 Před 4 lety +38

      thats just csgo full vr

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon Před 4 lety +1

      ....kind of.

    • @radugabrielpopa
      @radugabrielpopa Před 4 lety

      Well if I was 8 I would still be able to be a "soldier" due to my FPS addiction.

    • @who3190
      @who3190 Před 4 lety +2

      for some reason comment this reminds me of that modern warfare campaign scene. anyone else?

    • @nigelpineda3563
      @nigelpineda3563 Před 4 lety

      Triskilion Alex Meyers did a much better job making fun of tall girl and explains it better. Also his voice is way better

  • @Wiretale1
    @Wiretale1 Před 8 měsíci +1

    “You think you’re life is hat I have to wear a size 13 shoe”
    People without legs: yeah that is hard for you

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před 2 lety +8

    15:45 it’s actually not a violin it’s a waterphone please don’t ask me why I know this

    • @biviygranew4605
      @biviygranew4605 Před 2 lety +1

      As a band kid I came looking for this comment

    • @schqrr
      @schqrr Před 7 měsíci +1

      LMAO damn

  • @kevinhernon1172
    @kevinhernon1172 Před 3 lety +2067

    “YoU tHiNk YoUr LiFe Is HaRd???”
    Anne Frank:

  • @_Emrakull
    @_Emrakull Před 4 lety +2634

    6'1 girl: “You think your life is hard?”
    6'3 me: Yes.

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 Před 4 lety +190

      3 inch tall me: Yes

    • @Ender_Rock
      @Ender_Rock Před 4 lety +33

      I'm also 6' 3

    • @aespabetter
      @aespabetter Před 4 lety +25

      Alariko atleast you’re not 5’0

    • @duckman5494
      @duckman5494 Před 4 lety +41

      me being 5' 8 in a country where it is full of tall people: yes

    • @vqqqqq
      @vqqqqq Před 4 lety +7

      haha yes me 6'3 as well yes haha

  • @Nickbronline
    @Nickbronline Před 2 lety +3

    0:06 wait, did Pyro predict covid?

  • @zombockerman
    @zombockerman Před 9 měsíci

    Feels kind of crazy that I got every single reference you put in this video

  • @hahclassic9961
    @hahclassic9961 Před 3 lety +1926

    Someone: I have cancer
    Jodi: and what? I'm tall.

  • @sfigrun4801
    @sfigrun4801 Před 3 lety +3404

    If someone in my school wore a shirt that said “sassy” they would get bullied

    • @randomkid7672
      @randomkid7672 Před 3 lety +211

      tbh id bully someone if they wore a sassy shirt

    • @cheese7451
      @cheese7451 Před 3 lety +5

      Ikr

    • @alastor.mp4836
      @alastor.mp4836 Před 3 lety +149

      i would feel no shame in bullying someone with a "normal people scare me" shirt either

    • @ffffhjnjjjjnbccbnnj
      @ffffhjnjjjjnbccbnnj Před 3 lety +61

      okay but why wouldn’t you bully someone for wearing that

    • @faintcry
      @faintcry Před 3 lety +28

      sussy

  • @h0deku
    @h0deku Před 2 lety +1

    Better you prepare for the next season bcs its gonna be lit

  • @marxi1511
    @marxi1511 Před 2 lety +2

    " *Stig is deported back to Tijuana* "
    Yooo, like my uncle Pepe

  • @whothehckisbucky859
    @whothehckisbucky859 Před 3 lety +3307

    Her: "You think your life is hard?"
    Also her: Has both of her parents, is rich, has 3 dudes in love with her, has musical talents, is healthy, and is conventionally attractive

    • @lindagrevelt9950
      @lindagrevelt9950 Před 3 lety +42

      Soella wtf is sewer sidal

    • @thebigbarnfarm2540
      @thebigbarnfarm2540 Před 3 lety +32

      Well yes but
      You know the rest

    • @e.m.rivera8948
      @e.m.rivera8948 Před 3 lety +5

      @Soella HAHAHAHA

    • @vjayez5647
      @vjayez5647 Před 3 lety +4

      @@e.m.rivera8948 its a fucking movie, not real life.

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 Před 3 lety +18

      @@lindagrevelt9950 I think CZcams gets it's underpants in a twist if you dare talk about mature themes.

  • @notlegallyskylar
    @notlegallyskylar Před 2 lety +3

    16:00 I'm pretty sure that's actually a waterphone which is something that is used to make horror sounds in horror media. I didn't know about it until we had a piece in band where we used it. Anyway, I would recommend looking into it if you're interested because it's pretty interesting.

  • @-luciella-3697
    @-luciella-3697 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how 2 yeas ago he was already using Utopia shots

  • @John-doe955
    @John-doe955 Před 3 lety +2958

    It must suck to be a blond, attractive, 6ft tall woman, because if there is one thing I know about 6ft tall, attractive, blond women, it is that they are constantly bullied and not at all likely to become actual super models.

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 Před 3 lety +84

      I agree with you except for the super model part. It's like trying to become a professional footballer, no matter how good you are its still mostly up to blind luck if youl make it.

    • @natscott27
      @natscott27 Před 3 lety +142

      Don’t forget rich (her parents clearly rich and her house is huge and fancy as hell). Rich, blonde, attractive, 6ft tall cis woman, are always bullied :/

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 Před 3 lety +4

      Count Piffting ya but if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...

    • @decade0240
      @decade0240 Před 3 lety +5

      """attractive"""

    • @xy7ofone
      @xy7ofone Před 3 lety +4

      @Aria Khalaji I mean she is conventionally attractive , her eyes arent tiny , her nose isnt huge etc...basically her face is proportional. Not really attractive attractive but maybe average (as in she doesnt really strike you as attractive , but she wont strike you as unattractive either, personnality aside)

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm Před 4 lety +4724

    “This is my super hot older sister”
    *snorts glue*

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 Před 4 lety +28

      Oh

    • @do0mslay437
      @do0mslay437 Před 4 lety +154

      The new way to get high
      Don't tell your sister

    • @gavinroettger13
      @gavinroettger13 Před 4 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dad6451
      @dad6451 Před 4 lety +19

      That's... not normal?

    • @idontlikethis980
      @idontlikethis980 Před 4 lety +48

      That isn't glue it's basically medicine for people that have allergies so basically the main character's sister has a worst life then her since she has expectations pushed onto her & barely a childhood and also has to deal with severe allergies

  • @JP-ww7ee
    @JP-ww7ee Před 2 lety +4

    Tall girl: you think life’s hard
    Me who swallowed Popeyes biscuit with no water : cute

  • @rruussknjsnjsn
    @rruussknjsnjsn Před 6 měsíci

    "You think your life is hard?"
    Me literally almost dying 4 times and not being able to sneeze:

  • @grant5214
    @grant5214 Před 4 lety +1876

    Tall girl: “You think your life is hard?”
    Homeless people who have to beg for food and money: ...

    • @hollanderson
      @hollanderson Před 4 lety +46

      Don't worry, they weren't the target audience.

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 Před 4 lety +18

      @@hollanderson They weren't the audience, they were nourishment for the tall girl to consume to achieve her height.

    • @tiitulino1443
      @tiitulino1443 Před 4 lety +8

      @afootineachworld i mean both of those are options

    • @amoluppi
      @amoluppi Před 4 lety +20

      But if you're homeless just buy a house duh

    • @-pinlo-
      @-pinlo- Před 4 lety +3

      amoluppi ikr

  • @mountaindrew2241
    @mountaindrew2241 Před 3 lety +20817

    Pro tip: if you’re tall and someone asks “how’s the weather up there?” Spit on them and say “pretty rainy”

  • @KKPixel8482
    @KKPixel8482 Před rokem +2

    If I was tall and someone asked, "How's the weather up there?" I would say, "Raining." and spit in their face

  • @3x5dori78
    @3x5dori78 Před 2 lety

    This video is absolute gold!

  • @perc8274
    @perc8274 Před 4 lety +1973

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Paralyzed child in wheel chair:

  • @t0xicator
    @t0xicator Před 4 lety +2047

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Kids With Entitled Parents: *Yes*
    Starving African Kids: *Yes*
    Suicidal Kids: *Yes*

    • @s7rap
      @s7rap Před 4 lety +2

      ToxicYT839 Why did u copy my other account Dick Fyres

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 Před 4 lety +84

      Kids in denial anout they’re depression: *no*

    • @alvarogarrido5334
      @alvarogarrido5334 Před 4 lety +46

      I still can't believe that writers thought that was a good line.
      You were like 5 min into the movie and that line killed it

    • @youtubemusicpremuim3539
      @youtubemusicpremuim3539 Před 4 lety +43

      @@alvarogarrido5334 exactly being fucking tall is a privilege problem. Oh no! I have great wealthy parentd and friends but I'm tall! There are gay kids being kicked out of their himes for whi they are, starving african kids. When she said "you think your lif is hard?" Oh I lost it-

    • @Neon-vh3pe
      @Neon-vh3pe Před 4 lety +9

      Did you miss the part about the Nike’s?

  • @Chicenk
    @Chicenk Před 7 měsíci

    Okay but the 'how's the weather up there' every time possible is very accurate

  • @missasyan
    @missasyan Před 2 lety

    rewatching because of the sequel and your jokes are on point as usual
    also wtf was stig doing my boy jack was in-game and he had to answer the door for him 😭😭

  • @meatman2203
    @meatman2203 Před 4 lety +1785

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Oppressed Gamers: Are we a joke to you?

    • @averagecommenter4623
      @averagecommenter4623 Před 4 lety +38

      Media run by boomers: GAMERS ARE SCHOOL SHOOTERS
      Any sane person: What the heck, that's not true.

    • @happywolf6804
      @happywolf6804 Před 4 lety +10

      “You play internet it teaches to kill”

    • @onyx7ven10en5
      @onyx7ven10en5 Před 4 lety +14

      happy wolf omg you let your kids play Mario bros? that teaches your children to commit mass murder then run and take drugs

    • @zach23ize
      @zach23ize Před 4 lety +5

      @@happywolf6804 **throws a c4 100 meters and detonates it mid flight** everyone at the shooting range: *blankly staring at me* Me: What? Cod taught me

    • @loganbishop3576
      @loganbishop3576 Před 4 lety +3

      Serch up wilber soot and watch his latest vid humm

  • @ariezon
    @ariezon Před 3 lety +3211

    This film becomes a lot more funnier after resident evil 8 reveal and the fact that most people in the internet want to be crushed by big goth vampire lady.

    • @fishingrod2253
      @fishingrod2253 Před 3 lety +72

      @Julo Micha apparently no one on this existence, if they do, they are probably bullying them for having morgz merch

    • @ThatOneFungus
      @ThatOneFungus Před 3 lety +154

      @Julo Micha as a tall person who used to get bullied (not for my height because who does that) my main strategy for getting bullies to leave was just to run after them for like 10 seconds, stop, watch then run like the grim reaper was behind their back, and just walk back to where I was and continue with what I was doing

    • @pip4349
      @pip4349 Před 2 lety +17

      wanted?
      we still do!

    • @peonyflowerking3047
      @peonyflowerking3047 Před 2 lety +52

      @@ThatOneFungus that is the most scariest thing ever.....Wear a mask or a black robe. Then they'll finally be running with the grim reaper and a new meme will be made.

    • @Finland0_0
      @Finland0_0 Před 2 lety +2

      @@pip4349 sus

  • @zed3063
    @zed3063 Před 2 lety

    This narration is everything 😂

  • @MollassesHenry6
    @MollassesHenry6 Před 2 lety +2

    11:59 It *does* sound like something straight out of Fallout 3's game files

  • @batfnk6861
    @batfnk6861 Před 4 lety +1956

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Child with cancer:

  • @doufancyapickle
    @doufancyapickle Před 4 lety +1240

    “You think your life is hard?”
    People with cancer:

  • @Area-dz2xo
    @Area-dz2xo Před 2 lety +1

    he literally teased at utopia and i never realized it, jeezums

  • @colemanbubar5098
    @colemanbubar5098 Před 2 lety

    “Wasted opportunity” as if the premise had any promise to begin with

  • @antonizajac3907
    @antonizajac3907 Před 4 lety +2199

    “You think your life is hard?”
    Child Soldier in Africa: *yes*

    • @LookAtEachOther
      @LookAtEachOther Před 4 lety +143

      14 years old white teen who drinks starbucks and listens to billie eyelash: *Well mine is harder than yours.*

    • @ashenone3883
      @ashenone3883 Před 4 lety +57

      Mexican kid smuggling drugs for the cartel: Si

    • @jackhandsome9839
      @jackhandsome9839 Před 4 lety +30

      Some kid in Florida watching there parents od : maybe

    • @notestopr4255
      @notestopr4255 Před 4 lety +37

      Girl is tall: says life is hard
      Man doesn’t have legs after a explosion: okay then

    • @sackboygaming9896
      @sackboygaming9896 Před 4 lety +21

      Soldiers in world war 2: yes

  • @buddabones8845
    @buddabones8845 Před 2 lety +9482

    Tall girl: "You think your life is hard? I have to wear size 13 nike's."
    People who can't even afford the nike brand: "That's cute"

  • @Sans-oc1ie
    @Sans-oc1ie Před 10 měsíci +1

    Pyro was showing clips of Utopia years before he made his video. Gotta love it

  • @pizzabagel
    @pizzabagel Před 2 lety +5

    Pyro really promoting his utopia video 2 years before it came out. 3:14

  • @jimmymax3405
    @jimmymax3405 Před 3 lety +4571

    Tall Girl: “You think your life is hard?”
    Me whose biscuit fell on the dirty floor:”That is cute.”

    • @risen3031
      @risen3031 Před 3 lety +232

      Me who spilt coke on my self “I’ve had enough with your lies”

    • @Dylanraptor
      @Dylanraptor Před 3 lety +195

      Me, who stubbed my toe: *pathetic*

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 Před 3 lety +161

      Me who stepped on a Lego:
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl Před 3 lety +29

      Me who:
      " "

    • @kazimobasher
      @kazimobasher Před 3 lety +54

      me who dropped my small piece of steak: *_pathetic_*

  • @dangunnar884
    @dangunnar884 Před 2 lety +3211

    I like how the "swedish" dude talks worse swedish than a drunk half- icelandic half danish person

    • @arivle3247
      @arivle3247 Před 2 lety +48

      YES THIS IS SO TRUE bahahaha

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 Před 2 lety +48

      This is so damn specific

    • @vetar3372
      @vetar3372 Před 2 lety +89

      The "Swedish" in this movie almost sounds worse than normal Danish, and that's a pretty good achievement

    • @kankeydong2500
      @kankeydong2500 Před 2 lety +5

      I wouldn't have a problem if he atleast talked like Skwisgaar

    • @thatesc
      @thatesc Před 2 lety +6

      tàkk...

  • @revol2933
    @revol2933 Před rokem +1

    > girl is tall
    > fellow students are scared of her height
    > they bully her because they're sacred of her
    > what?

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 Před 7 měsíci +1

    She shouldn't worry, she may be 6 foot now but she will be negative 6 feet in a couple decades

  • @3van660
    @3van660 Před 4 lety +1499

    If a stock image of bullying was turned into a 1 hour and 40 minute movie.

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. Před 4 lety +22

      I'd pour some water on that burn but I don't think I'd be able to reach.

    • @m1-
      @m1- Před 4 lety +3

      the only reason why I'm not liking this post is cause it's at 420 likes

    • @swaggydragon
      @swaggydragon Před 3 lety +2

      Andrei Ivanov it’s not at 420 anymore. You can like it

  • @masonbickle5193
    @masonbickle5193 Před 4 lety +2629

    "You think your life is hard?"
    *_several people are typing..._*

    • @cinderfox5217
      @cinderfox5217 Před 4 lety +13

      Mason Bickle discord

    • @EannaWithAFada
      @EannaWithAFada Před 4 lety +73

      *several people have a life so hard that they aren't typing*

    • @beemo4
      @beemo4 Před 4 lety +5

      @Snickering Snake wow you get the reference!

    • @cinderfox5217
      @cinderfox5217 Před 4 lety +2

      Yassine Mens who wouldn’t?

    • @conradovillegasalvarado6392
      @conradovillegasalvarado6392 Před 4 lety +12

      *The entire motherfucking continent of Africa, Hong Kong, South America, all of Venazuela, Tibet, Ughyurs, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and India are typing...*