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They realized being tall wasnt a real disability, so they made her a schizophrenic, not knowing we'd meme on that even more
Being tall isn’t a disability?
@@sauce9401 tall can become a potential disability if one is too tall for their own good. But the girl in this movie isn’t even that tall to be considered disabled lmfao.
@@sauce9401 bro its like a blessing from God where im from lmao
@The Whacked Bananas 🍌 Andre the giant? he wasn't just tall he had actual gigantism caused by excess growth hormone.
i wish i was tall :(
i can confirm that being tall is equal to being homeless and in severe debt to the italian mafia
I’m over here being 5ft tall, got more money than Jeff bezos
6'5 here, absolutely shattered In crippling debt to the Triads and Yakuza at the same time.
as a tall person, can confirm that MOSSAD (bosnian ver.) is holding me captive 😔
as someone who is 1 trillion dollars in debt, constantly being searched for by hitman, and wanted in 14 different countrys, I still shudder at the idea of being tall
You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to let you be tall in peace?
For those of you wondering what's up with this movie: the writer for Tall Girl and Tall Girl 2, Sam Wolfson, is 4'11".
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The writer's also a man...
How is this dude 4'11"? He's shorter than my grandparents! Hell, he's shorter than my younger brother, and he's not even an adult yet!
@@KelniusTV You don't even need to google that to check it, it's apparent from the writing that the writer has no idea how women think
@@mujtabaalam5907 nah wdym as a male I can confirm this is how female
How she broke the piano just by spilling juice over it is beyond me.
@kiisu what does this mena
@kiisu oh wait never mind
@kiisu yeah, the stressed out assistant choir director would kill her but the piano would ultimately be fine
Plot twist,: its an acid. Not juice
That was the juice of lemons that would burn your house down.
Her being 5'11" and everyone acting like she's a 10 foot giant is the best part of the movie
It's 6'13 actually.
22ft 17
@@yonnyyonson4244 44 '22
@@Keyboard_Smasher 66'14
@@zolasaigal 88ft 20
As a tall person, I can effectively confirm that nobody was ever bullied because they were tall. This is in fact a brilliant sci-fi movie happening in a parallel universe
As another tall person I can confirm
@@Andr3wTheGr8 same here
Can confirm, in fact I've gotten several fuck me eyes ever since I grew to 6'4.
Being tall is great.
I have a very rare form of dwarfism where I shrunk really fast in the other direction. I am now 6,9 and a literal god. All of my friends love me. Even if they're all imaginary.
As a tall person I can also confirm
Can confirm being tall is equal to having lung cancer as a chemistry teacher
I hope you have some rich friends that are willing to pay for your treatment, because it would be kinda silly and, dare I say, goofy that your resort to violence or something like that.
@@mrdavine I sure as hell hope you don't turn down their offer secretly and make money through other dubious acts
waltuh
@@mrdavine and I pray for your safety to never met 2 best assassins from Mississippi or some restaurant owner
We need cooke
What if Tall Girl 3 is about her realizing everything we saw in the films were severe delusions and hallucinations she had while in a mental hospital and characters were other patients and nurses she’s fit into her delusion.
Please start writing movies
@@Barbara50357 tbf it’s a common movie trope
And she's actually not very tall at all
This is basically just the story of Shuttle Island lmao
TALL GIRL 3 DARK THEORY.......
She is attractive, intelligent, has great friends, a loving, caring family, and has several guys interested in her... But oh no! She's over six feet tall! How will she EVER get by! 🙄
😢😢😢
@YeaMan you dont have a single video on your channel.
Not sure about attractive or having a caring family, but good point.
She also has a giant house! Oh noooooo!
Funktionen der Verpackung. Die Verpackung soll vornehmlich die Ware selbst vor Umwelteinflüssen, Beschädigung, Verunreinigung und Mengenverlust schützen. Daneben schützt die Verpackung auch den Menschen vor Verletzungen bei scharfkantigen Waren, spitzen oder giftigen Gegenständen.
When you're physically disabled, can hardly wipe your butt or shower, in constant pain, and then you remember a tall girl with lots of friends, pretty, and a normal life has it worse 😩😩
The bots being the only one in the replies doesn't help
An extremely privileged life*
Exactly!!!!!!
@Bona Salja this is the first bot that, for some reason, geniunely makes me laugh
You aight man ?
As someone who deals with high anxiety and did theater both amateur and professional, the way ther "voices" leave when she gets on stage is actually something I experienced. It's called the mask of glass, and basically totally embrassing a character so much that nothing from the real you is shown. When I acted, I was so focused on my character (which is not me) that all my anxiety diseapeared as I played, and yes it comes back after the euphoria of the play fades out. It's a thechnique I still use today for presentation, acting as if I was someone else so my anxiety go away.
I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing
@@spidey5558 for me it's a good thing
but when you mess up 1 time and you remember that you are you which is in your head is a "no good dumbass" you'll have the voices again but louder
welp that's what i experience
there's an old comic called Glass Mask that's about a girl with wonderful innate stage talent struggling to make it into the theater and entertainment world. the title comes from the same idea! to totally embody the character. it's got that cheesy 70s shoujo goodness but isnt overwrought, just really entertaining!
“Tallest girl” she’s just 10 feet tall in this one
Now that one I can relate to
Imagine not calling the sequel 'Taller Girl' and just having some taller girl come along and just frame some conflict around that. At least it'd show some self awareness.
That movie would slap
The whole movie is just Tall Girl trying to reclaim her weird Tall throne lol
Tall Girl 4, “Too Tall Too Privileged”
Holy shit! She’s huge!
Tall Girl 4: Tallest Girl
For people wondering why these movies were made, let me enlighten you: Jodi's actress Ava Michelle used to be on a reality TV show called Dance Moms, where the crazy dance teacher Abby Lee Miller bullied her for being taller than the other dancers in her age group. This led to the creation of these terrible movies, despite the fact that she was bullied by a crazy woman and no-one sane actually cares that she's tall. So yeah.
My mum used to watch the shit out of dance moms, I never clocked it was her lmao
>pscho Karen bullies a girl and we all lose
that actually makes a lot of sense.
though why couldn't they just make a movie about the struggles of being in a dance group while tall is beyond me
i'd watch the hell out of that
That's a special kind of schizin'
Sounds like a story straight from Dhar Mann
I'll never understand why people would bully a person thats like 2 times their size
I'd be f*cking terrified to be on their bad side - they'll just pick you up with little effort and use their height and weight to crush you
Its a female tho so not many males would be scared
Exactly, that's why nobody screws with me
Bullies are never alone, they hunt in packs
There's an actual scene from a show where a guy picks on a boy who is probably 2 times his size and the tall boy gets fed up and literally picks him up with one arm it's pretty funny and I could tell they were jabbing at tall girl with that joke
Don't threaten me with a good time.
I think Stig's arc is a symbolic representation of Pewdiepie's life after the bridge incident
as a 6'0 girl, ive literally never been bullied for being tall lmao. most people are just like "wow, you're pretty tall!" then ask if i play any sports
Subtle flex Icl
Do you play any sports
Wow you're pretty tall! Do you play any sports?
You play any sports?
Do you play any sports?
Making a sequel was already a bad idea.
Making it longer than 5 minutes though, was the point of no return.
It was all hell breaking loose
@@enshen2190 Indeed
@Rista Andini How bout instead of eating 🐈 you eat some grass.
@🌈 I like RickRoII 🤣 And I never will
Yep, yet another sequel that has no right to even exist!
As bad as this movie is, I’ll admit: 27:38 made me laugh unironically.
For real 😂😂😂😂😂
I eill say stig is the funniest part of this movie
I have scoliosis, I have to wear a literal plastic tube that covers my whole torso 16 hours a day, even when I sleep.
And I’d genuinely be insulted if someone made a movie about me with people going through so much worse things than me. Just like this movie protagonist, I have friends, family, house, food and education. There are people who have none of that.
It is honestly a disgrace to me that some people dare to make a movie about someone suffering such a minor issue, AND making it look like it was such a big one just because it could make some money. Actually insulting.
Just take the tube off, simple.
Who seriously thought a show about a girl being tall would be a good idea
someone with two braincells
Damn you bots!
Holy fuck, the bots have been running rampant lately
Me, but for different reasons...
A show? Maybe not.. but a movie? Fucking genius
Literally the only downside to being tall in this movie is people randomly saying “how’s the weather up there” and the main character being annoyed about being tall.
@@only1cookieman it didn't help that one of her first lines in the first movie was: "You think your life is hard?" Which only comes off as incredibly arrogant and entitled, especially for people with actual serious problems watching this or even people who suffered more serious bullying during school. She's not wrong at all when she said that the fact that there were much worse problems than being tall out there don't invalidate her own suffering, but they never show her suffering anything other than being called ridiculous names and being pranked once, all the while having a million things going her way. Neither of these movies tried to show the actual bad sides of being tall, like any of your examples, just the most unrealistic bullying ever that doesn't even make sense at the end of the day because she was not even that much taller than everyone else in the school, and you just had to look at the background characters for five seconds to figure that out.
@@only1cookieman I think you forgot to mention one of the biggest disadvantages. AIRPLANE SEATS!
@@lifevest1 NAH FRR i once sat for like 3 hours and had no room my feet were in the worst pain ever it hurt so bad i was suffering ...
There was this one guy who was maybe hitting on her but got terrified after she stood up (because you know, tall girls are ~scary~)
Throwing plastic glittery shoes into bonfire sounds like horrible idea. I know it depends on material but I can imagine air starting to smell toxic in seconds 😂
What kind of dystopian society do you live in when you’re bullied for being tall. That’s literally one of the few attributes that get you respect from others.
Whenever I see homeless people being sad it makes me feel sick. They think their lives are so hard when some people in the world have to deal with being TALL
Starvation, manageable
Number 13 nikeys? THE HORROR!
If are homeless just buy a house.
@@shaverred1030if your hungry just eat food if your thirsty for water just buy water from the company that stole the clean water in your country in the first place
@@DEV-rw7eu Firstly, it was a joke, and secondly, you... you do know that pure, 100% safe water isn't naturally occurring, right?
BRUH lol
15:40 just gotta mention. Any pianist would know that it’s not her fault and would instantly blame the person, who put the drink there in the first place. You don’t put food/drink on a piano - it’s practically a social standard among musicians/singers/owners/etc. lol
But at the same time, there is no one who respects their instruments LETS someone ruin it, make it worse by ruining the sheet music, and then APOLOGIZE?!?
having never spilt anything on my piano, would it actually break if something like that happened?
@@leocrown8627 No it won't 'break' like it did in the movie (it sounded like someone smashed all the hammers inside). It might cause the wood to warp if the liquid seeps into it. Your keys might get sticky and/or mould will be able to grow inside the piano if you don't dry it properly. And you won't notice the damage until weeks later.
@@0SilentLeopard0 yeah i thought it was a bit extreme
@@0SilentLeopard0 Yeah, unless it's a fake piano that has electronical keyboard. Or the liquid was highly corrosive and damaged the internal parts in few seconds.
As someone who quite prone to panic attacks I can confidently say that the scene where Jodie had a panic attack was the best acting in the film.
Emily Ting and her script writer must’ve brought Stig back for the sequel film because she saw how Stranger Things redeemed Steve’s character from bein an asshole jock to a nerdy friend of the group.
Problem is that unlike The Duffer Brothers, the person who wrote Tall Girl 2 didn’t know how to properly write Stig’s character.
Edit: On a side note, LOOK! IT’S THE CURRENT JAKE FROM STATE FARM! 9:44
Edit #2: I can fully relate to havin an absolutely horrible panic attack. It happened right after I broke up with my girlfriend for nearly a year (it literally happened 5 days from what was gonna be our one year anniversary) and it formed from my lingerin thoughts at the time which were “I can’t live my life without her” and “I don’t know what I’m gonna do now”, thankfully I called one of my main best friends right as it was happenin and he eventually helped me calm down. All in all tho, yeah, it fuckin sucks dick.
As a tall person, I can confirm that bullying someone for being tall is infrequent, but more common among girls than guys. However this seems like such a strange problem to base an entire movie around, and reeks of middle-class privilege and out-of-touch thinking. Also I would date a girl over six feet tall.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Sure, it might be an insecurity for some people but most likely not something that's extreme enough or serious enough to get a fucking movie.
If u could
@@25VolarSleet I understand the coming-of-age themes and what looks like a commentary on the importance of accepting people who are different, but judging by the reviews it seems that message was poorly executed
I think they did better here by just making it normal insecurity, rather than focusing specifically on height. The first movie, ESPECIALLY the opening narration, felt really goofy for treating it like the worst thing ever. It matter but it feels so off when she explains discrimination to her black friend because she's 6'1".
Also 6'1" isn't even that tall for a girl, at least as I've seen, so the perspectives they used to make her a giant just made the whole thing feel even more goofy.
I think in any case both movies meant well and didn't do anything seriously bad, just meh coming of age stories for teen girls. It's okay.
@@IllDieAlone0818 kek
I find it shocking that a film, complaining about the struggles of being tall, didn't address any of the health issues that come with it. Me and my family are very tall so we often can't comfortably in most chairs without bending our knees out or having back and joint pains because you have to bend all the way down to cook or clean. Ironically the girl only complains about being judged and bullied for her height which in reality, being tall is liked and respected by others most of the time.
Strong agree. I was very tall at one point in my life (I had to have spinal surgery which ended up shrinking me) and I had a bunch of medical problems from it. Basically, I grew faster than my body could handle (that's an over-simplification, but it gets the gist across) and so my body was in a real bad place for a long time. This isn't a cry for sympathy - the various problems have been solved and I'm healthy now, but Tall Girl 2 could have had a good point.
Basically, after Jodi gains acceptance, things start to go wrong with her health. The moral could be that just because something seems minor (how bad is being tall anyway?) doesn't mean it can't have larger issues behind the scenes. Issues that the average person might not consider. A lesson in empathy, in the fact that everyone has their own issues, and sometimes those issues CAN be serious.
I think what's really shocking isn't that this film didn't address those struggles, but that people have tried to make films about those struggles, and we as an audience preferred to watch this
Yeah very fucking weird. Literally every tall person I know is super popular and successful and always has been generally loved and popular throughout life.
All of the most attractive girls I've had relationships with were tall. Tall girls are so attractive that I can't even take short girls seriously anymore.
Obiwan Konobe!?
Beacose she's like 185 cm and those problem come around 192 cm. She isn't tall, she's entitled.
The entire concept of Tall Girl is hilarious to me because in my high school the homecoming queen was this chick who was like 6'4". Oh wow, I'm sure being tall is such a huge issue for girls.
Most common accents from Americans trying to sound swedish:
1. German
2. German but from switzerland
2. Dutch
4. ????
5. Russian
So let me get this straight, Netflix threw a ton of money at something that no-one asked for, and patted themselves on the back for a job well done, yet a series like, shall we say, Santa Clarita Diet, which even Drew Barrymore said herself she'd love to come back and finish, and people wanted, they say "no no, cancel that one, we've got bloody Tall girl 2 to fund!"
i know its been axed for a long time now, but having watched pyro's 8-hour doc twice, that brief joking mention of what could have been a utopia s3 being turned into this tripe felt like my nutsack got torn off
OMG, I loved that show. I was literally just talking about how Netflix always starts great shows, and just dumps em in the trash with someone a little bit ago. They really don't have any shame.
Its about sending a message
Juat like Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, canned after season 1. And I Am Not Okay With This, also canned after season 1. And I'm STILL waiting for new Derry Girls, but I guess that's never coming either.
Or mindhunter
Fuck it, i now proclaim that stig is the protagonist of this movie, he's the only one that i can feel any sort of empathy and that's enough to me
Yes
Agreed
Agreement
well said
*Shut up bot*
Dude the fact they portray relationships in such a toxic way makes me angry. Atleast give them real character development and make them FIX their problems now create more... geez man
Fareeda: treats Stig like absolute garbarge.
Also Fareeda: falls in love with Stig.
To think you've never had a panic attack surprised me far more than the FNAF jumpscare
hi
not even when he had to reveal his kink.....very shocking.
Is it common for some people?
@@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 some people are more predisposed to it, just depends on how stress affects you.
@@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 for me, my family has kind of a history of anxiety and things like that so yea some ppl are probably more prone to it. When I get it I feel like I’m choking and then I throw up. It sucks but it hasn’t happened for a while :)
They really should have called this unnecessary sequel "Taller Girl", "Short Boy", or even "Tall Girl 2: Electric Boogaloo!"
@Son of Rage and Love Me and you brother, we have to make it out of the botpocalypse
Icarly reference, nice
@Son of Rage and Love boy let me learn you sumtang' there are two types of comment section in this world. The one filled with bots. And the one filled with plague.
@@kriticalkayd yes boys the battle will be legendary
Im a fan of Swede Boy personally
this film: "being a tall woman is so hard, everyone hates you and thinks you're a weird freak"
meanwhile, all the guys who want a tall dominant woman to step on them:
If they had her fail the audition her loss in self confidence would make more sense
I feel like Tall Girl is such a missed opportunity to do a rewarding emotional deep-dive into the distress of not being happy with your own body. The fact that the guy is shorter than average could've even been an opportunity to explore the mirrored issue of prejudice against short men.
Unfortunately they settled for a fairly light-hearted comedy.
Nah man short guys are just bad lmao
Source: me
@@ammagon4519 wait what are u referring to even, as bad as what
@@ammagon4519 Every short guy I've met was an ass, so ye
Comedy?
@@ejm1225 the movie is labeled as a comedy by its publisher, so yes, comedy.
The voices thing was a weird addition. It feels like they were trying to replicate intrusive thoughts, and as someone with them as an effect of OCD, the fact that they randomly go away would be a dream. Hon the only way to reduce em is to medicate lmao, and even then it just makes em easier to deal with.
Jodi literally contracts schizophrenia
@@mrhawkyy1 i contracted HIV
I have ocd, too. It’s a double-edged sword for me. When I forget my medication, I go through this back and forth talking to myself out loud or in my head contradicting myself over and over.
@@cowardice9737 the fucking contradictory spiral of justification for intrusive thoughts but the immediate contradiction to the justification has kept me up for many nights I'm now on 200mg of Sertralin among other medication and feel pretty great
I thought intrusive thoughts was a normal thing? Like “I could push this lady into the street” but it’s a thought that’s there and gone immediately. Or is that something else
7:17
THERES NO WAY SHE CALLED HER OUT LIKE THAT- 😭
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The worst thing about this movie and the previous one is that they're trying to imply that a girl being 5'11 is freakish and extraordinary and they do this by casting only shorter people and by angling the camera to make her look like a giant. I'm 6'2 and I don't stand as tall as she does in half of the shots.
If you don't like Toll Girl 2, just say you a racist and love Trump and Putin and move on.....
@@rkaye2009 what!!! How do those 2 things correlate??
@@rkaye2009 I like toll girl 2, I just don't like tall girl 2.
@@rkaye2009 what you think you have to have a "Biden 2020 flag" to watch tall girl 2 and cant make fun of how shitty it is? I actually really enjoy bad movies so me and my gf really liked this one just because of how laughably bad it is
@@Lavender856 because if you go not like toll girl you are a nazi as this was the movie that made hitler end it all in 1945
"Keep walking IKEA" classy, Netflix. That's like calling an American "McDonalds".
"keep walking, KFC"
@@harrytardato6029 keep walking, capitalism
I actually thought it was a good one. Felt fitting
@@08.nguyenthanhuc38 capitalism isn't just American its most of the world
If he was Russian it would be keep walking Communism or keep walking Vodka
"We thought he'd appreciate having some family around since you've been ignoring him for the last 3 months!" My brother in Christ not even being subtle on comparing Stig to a pet
Stig lost his Swedish accent while singing a song by ABBA.
By *ABBA*
It's actually even weirder, considering that in order to be a runway model you have to be AT LEAST 5'9(175cm) tall.
The faces of beauty are exactly her height.
That dosen't translate to real life though. Some people have weird hang up about gender roles with women being taller than men, some tall women are insecure about "looking like a man". Think being in that fragile teen state but everyone around gets curves and become cute pretty girs but you feel you look like a stretched out 12 year old boy.
@@chestnut4860 except she doesn't Look like a pole and has an pretty atheletic built. Coaches would be fighting for her ass but yeah high schoolers will find any way to make fun of someone and the mind itself making it seem like you're truly the worst inside.
175 is also just the average height for Dutch women...
@@samSamSam11918 Fighting for her ass??
That's a bit sussy don't you think?
@@Temaile You can't be serious
The third film should be how Jodie copes with the loss of her legs after a car mercilessly drove into her as she went to help an injured person who was on the floor. Maybe they could even have her write a book on the struggles of no longer being a "tall girl" and instead a "paraplegic girl", maybe she even envisions her friends as deformed monsters due to her having to now be below them as she's no longer "tall girl"
This made me laugh my ass off omg
on the bright side,, she wouldn't have to wear men's size 13 nike's?
Call it Cry of a Tall Girl
@@merymcsusa 😂😂 hilarious
Then another sequel in which she loses the ability to hear and feel and the story revolves purely around her tragic life, that would be good 👍
Edit: im not joking
As a tall person, I have to say that the biggest societal obstacle I face as a result of my height is that I sometimes forget to duck and bang my head on my granny's roof while going down the stairs
15:00
You can truly tell pyro is standing on a chair
He just doesn't want to be bullied for being 4'1
This movie is basically just about Jodies decent into schizophrenia at this point.
They could make a twist in a third movie about how all the events of the movies were ,in reality, only in her head, and now she's snapped back out of her psychosis and has to deal with her mental state while trying to figure out what is real and what is not _(maybe Stig was just a figment of her imagination to put all the hate from the bullying on to get a sense of controll)._
It would've been a cool curveball in _this_ movie, but we didn't get that, so here's hoping for the next one!
i don’t this is schizophrenia but more just intrusive thoughts and doubts?
Yeah, maybe she could wake up covered in goo right next to Neo or something.
@@melodymay4888 I like to believe that she is having auditory hallucinations.
(She is hearing voices in her head.)
That's one of the most common symptoms of schizophrenia. Lol
oh and she didn't have those voices in the first movie, so they are a sudden change
I wouldn’t hold your breath if I were you
Dang why the guy in CZcams comment section have better ideas than full payed scriptwriter?
Tall Girl 2 is the sequel we didn't need, but the sequel we deserved
God is punishing us
Tall girl 2 is the sequel we didn't need
We must have committed atrocities to deserve this then
@what now bye
Tall Girl 2 is the sequel we didn't need...
What? Were you expecting something else?
3:28 thank you for the PsychoNauts reference
honestly, the short dude and the swedish guy have more chemistry than the tall girl and short guy. I would write this in so people would hate the film and Netflix wouldn't buy anymore
I can’t believe Pyro left out the fact that Jodi’s dad is played by the same guy who plays Greg’s dad in the diary of a wimpy kid movies
I was thinking the same thing, he's so uncultured 😮💨
Or that Jarvis Johnson lookalike has a cameo as well
This entire film feels like the script was written by a different writer each page, while only being given some info about the previous page, and it just goes on and on and on
chinese whispers: the movie
It was a phone game between the writers.
Steve Zahn also plays the dad in the diary of a wimpy kid movie series 😭😭
I swear the memes you put in these videos make them so much better
Imagine thinking being tall is so hard on your life that you had to make a movie about it. Now imagine it gets a sequel.
Ugh no legroom
Children dying of cancer but someone ask me what the weather is like up there 😭😭😭
Being tall is pretty cool actually, except for the shorter life expectancies, and possible early health issues like arthritis.
@@Alyraelthe WHAT
As a tall person, I can also relate to the struggle of having schizophrenia and plunging into insanity
Gangstalking mode active
You know sometimes…just the WAY each scene cuts in this…It occasionally REALLY looks like Pyrocynical is IN the movie lol
Like he’s directly responding to the characters dryly. I think it’s also the very casual but stern tone of voice that makes the transition so seamless 🤣
I'm guessing they were trying to portray Imposter Syndrome and the idea that success won't just wipe away anxiety, but they did it so poorly that it appears she's suffering from some kind of mental break. Similarly I think they wanted to portray PewdiePie2 as being more well-rounded and not just a stock villain, while also trying to make the characters not just forget and move on from the behavior he displayed the previous movie, but were again so bad at it that it's just weird. I have no answer for the rest of the weird plot threads or the bully going from 'drug her' to helping her at the end. I guess her being dumped by her sidekick was supposed to be a moment of realizing she was a bad person.
It's really like the writers had studied a bunch of 'this is how you make a good story/these are bad tropes in story writing' essays and attempted to put those lessons into practice, but had so little skill that it just came out confused.
My mother was just watching tall girl one, and I heard her say "oh sweet there's a sequel" and my first thought was "oh sweet can't wait for the pyrocynical video"
"I can't wait to get out of this house"
tfw half the replies are bots
I did the kissing with that woman
This is fake, we know you aint have a mother
Yep, the only positive thing is that there are CZcamsrs gloriously tearing it apart!
A story about a small girl would be legit more fitting, I know a couple of people under 5'0 who were constantly taunted and treated like garden gnomes throughout high school.
Or you know, a small boy lol
Really? I'm barely 5 feet and ppl thought it was adorable lol
@@julieboolie4070 ehhh... depends on if you're attractive or cute in any sense. I would've been called garden gnome if I was 5 feet or less.
@@julieboolie4070 girl short is different than guy short usually we pick up short guys and spin them around and throw them on a roof and they can’t get down
@@julieboolie4070 depends on who you are. If people don't like you (unattractive or annoying to them) then it's more likely
Bro they got Jake from State Farm to play in this-
Take my money
I can say that's not how pianos break, they make sound due to the vibration of the strings in the piano so when you spill liquid on the keys, it wouldn't change the sound, it might muck up the strength of pressing down keys but that's about it
She was on Dance Moms. No wonder she can act out a panic attack perfectly.
There is something so uniquely hilarious about Pyro sincerely saying the words, "why is he apologising? He's not the one who spilled juice all over the piano." Like, there is no irony in that folks, he's taking the film on its own terms
He spent to much time edging when writing the script
why? I don't get it what's the irony?
@@zphl3 Irony in the sense of saying something ironically, not to be taken seriously. Lack of irony here just means he meant it wholeheartedly without some deeper meaning.
How dare you rub your free ambulance rides in my face.
stig slowly becomes my favorite character because everybody says its his fault when he has done nothing
As someone that is 6' 6" being tall is not something to treat like it's something with alot of prejudice against it. The only thing about it that's annoying, is the jokes and people asking you to get things off of high shelves for them.
Frankly the only time being tall have goten me negative reactions from people is when you go out drinking, there's always that normal height guy whos had one to many drinks and think hes going to be a badass trying to pick a fight whit you.
Do you ever have problems with doorways or fitting in cars? Just curious
@@tombom6643 i mean the thing is you guys are guys but height stil isnr a problem
@@koidotjpeg9944 lets just say im never gona own a Mazda MX-5 tried to sit in one once had my knees up in my chest.
@@koidotjpeg9944 not so much doorways, I can always duck, but cars are definitely an issue. My friends have tried to make me ride in the back seat of a sports car with the "backseats" that you have to pull the passenger seat forward to get into. I definitely dont fit in those or even regular backseats. Most cars dont have backseats that are comfortable for someone like me.
Theory: Kimmy has psychic powers and she was the one putting this voice in Jodie's head all along. The voice literally said Kimmy would play the lead. That would also explain why this voice is being so sassy, since Kimmy is The Mean Girl (TM). She turned around and stopped hating Jodie, but the power slipped out of her control a little. She felt bad so she started helping her out
On a more serious note, anxiety can make you quite irrational. They could have made this movie about how even when on top, you still experience anxiety and still have to fight your demons. I think this is what they were going for, just the writing was less than competent
This is a joke.. right?
@@user-jt2jz8po3r first part was lmao
Honestly, Encato does a way better job at conveying this message than tall girl.
@@iamgarbage8956 ah ok
So Kimmy is professor X
"Hows the weather up there" caught me off guard lmao
2:53 the transition was intended.
She's 6'1 and everyone around are 4'11. I mean, it's hard to believe that there is a highschool in USA where there are only 2 people above 6 ft, and one of them is just an exchange student. What about the athletes especially the basketball players, are they midgets too or sport just doesn't exist in the tall girl universe?
Bababoye
@@gamingwithghazanfar4300 genius
if everyone is 4'11 as a 5th grader i would fit in
She’s seriously only 6’1?
@@SwedensWorstCZcamsChannel yup
The fact that a sequel existed was beyond confusing.
They had to threaten at least one guy to give them money.
This is netflix for you ,they cancel masterpieces and they give sequels to shit, i would not be surprised if netflix gave a sequel to Cuties 2 but it takes place in jeffrey epstein island and co staring one of the best known actors wait the movie is directed by jeffrey epstein and produced by him and weinstein .
41:06 Jack looks photoshopped and sized down in this shot LOL 😂
netflix hiring actual swedish actors to play a swedish character challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (I CRIED)
I’m tall and I always thought that poverty was a problem in a lot of countries but I now see I was wrong. Thank you Tall Girl
As a fellow tall person, after watching Tall Girl, I realized the homeless guy to who I gave money didn't need it. After coming to this revelation I took the money back and insulted him as he wasn't tall enough to truly have any problems
Short to average girl depression: 🤮🤣🤣
Tall girl depression: 😭😫✊
Neon Genesis Evangelion ☠️😳
As a tall person, I too believed equal rights and global warming were problems but now I see it’s actually me who deserves all of the sympathy
/s
@@cyrusthelizardking As long as "/s" means serious I agree with you!
You can tell this is unrealistic because they're bullying her for her height but not her hairline.
AHAHA AMAZING
as a very tall person i can confirm there is a lot of strangers really interested in my exact height, and it does get *very* annoying. if you see a tall person in the street somewhere, just leave them alone please. you don't need to know if i'm over 6'7, and i really don't want to talk to you.
9:44 I was like “ wait, is that jake from State Farm?”
The fact that she's only 6'1 makes the film so much funnier
5"11*
@@neondynamite4350 5'11" Not really that tall. 😶 I knew many tall girls in school and only one got "bullied". By bullied I mean they spoke about her appearance behind her back. Why? She was fat. It was an all girls school after all. She was built like a brick wall so they would be dumb to piss her off in front of her face. So I have never seen a woman bullied for being tall. People ask if they do sports or are models. But I am just 172 cm.
@@neondynamite4350 where did you get this figure from ?
@@aqsah14 its the actors height
@@neondynamite4350 6’1* is the height of the character, 5’11 is the height of the actor… you need to either learn how to use google or improve your critical thinking skills lmao
I mean, aside from accent, Stig is pretty accurate to us Swedish people.
He's absolutely miserable and socially awkward, with zero actual friends.
Makes perfect sense to me.
hey same here
t. norwegian
Oh god am I secretly swedish all along?
Impossible, he's not racist enough
@@secretlyamonkey What? I thought Norwegians are social? What about all those concerts and events that happen basically everyday?
Damn i must be swedish😢
I remember the dismay of watching both movies and the longer I thought about them, the more and more I started hating Dunkleman. That Valentine's date, he literally gaslit her into thinking she was wrong for wanting to leave and have space despite him literally telling her it was fine a few minutes earlier
I can only speak for myself. But when my anxiety gets bad, I'm fully aware I have no reason to be anxious/nervous, etc.
in all seriousness, why did they decide to make a movie about a tall girl being bullied? nobody would bully you for being tall, because you could probably fuck them up. short guy would literally be a better premise because short men are constantly made fun of, literally everywhere.
oh, and not to mention, there are a LOT of guys who are into women who are taller than them. just putting that out there.
As proven by that vampire lady from resident evil
agreed
As far as I've seen personally, there are only two situations someone will try to start shit with a local Bigfoot. That is either at a distance or to paint a target on their buddy's back for shits and giggles.
Honestly if you're short and you get with a girl who's much taller than you it's badass cause when you're together it's you and your beloved dark souls boss
@@barryallen2240 was about to comment this; lady dimetrisce us here for a reason 😋😋
What boggles my mind more than someone finding this show entertaining is that someone thought making this in the first place would be a good idea
Isnt because the protag was bullied due to her height in dance moms or something like that?
Being a little taller than average is the dark souls of non-issues
>piano inner mechanism breaks by spilling juice on the keys
At least they keep up with even the minor details being wrong
evil tall girl be like:
- oh hey, you cool?
- yeah, wanna hang out
- ok
*small girl*
You're welcome Pyro, we are very unhappy with ourselves for *way* more than that
(im talking about the Brazil bit at the end)
salve salve
@@bepishombre8999 Thats latin.
Samerda
@@Aurelius11605 cala boca
Yep, our economy is trash (dollar is 5 reais and INCREASING), our country has a lot of crime, etc... e mo ruim mano
as a tall person myself i can agree that i need special government funds in order to survive
tall people actually struggle with co-ordination because the electric signals actually deteriorate as they have longer to pass through
The funny thing about these films that is flawed at its core is that I've seen about a billion people on Twitter begging for a girlfriend taller than them.
Honestly, I've never seen any girl being bullied for being tall. If anything men will simp for them.
Lady Dimitrescu and her fan base would like to have a word with you
@@DemoniteBL if anything i can only imagine short girls bullying, maybe due to their insecurities about their height or to vent. Otherwise everyone I know thinks being tall is attractive
Me
@@Tixio_T I'm 193 and I'm wholeheartedly agree. Too bad it's hard to find anyone this tall, let alone girls
Love how Pyro makes every cheap-joked, shitty movie funny . And just because of he's a great guy. LOVE YOU PYRO
he smells furry farts
@@berto17 😳
@@berto17 fat furry roleplay
When Pyro said “whenever Tommy comes back up, we should call it Tommy time” I broke out singing “It’s Tommy Time” to the tune of Friday by Rebecca Black.