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  • @AlexMeyersVids
    @AlexMeyersVids  Před 4 lety +16772

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    • @47instagramfollowers58
      @47instagramfollowers58 Před 4 lety +125

      Alex Meyers fans of guys and dolls, never heard of it.

    • @ziya31
      @ziya31 Před 4 lety +44

      Why does your comment say 6 hours ago?!!

    • @rueh1747
      @rueh1747 Před 4 lety +49

      Our school is doing guys and dolls for our musical this year...

    • @JohannaAhmed
      @JohannaAhmed Před 4 lety +8

      Jasmine kuwonu what it says 1 minute ago

    • @lilangel2464
      @lilangel2464 Před 4 lety +7

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +2422

    Tall Girl: (Exists)
    Nobody: (Gasp) That's -racism- heightism

    • @ismelllikebeef5350
      @ismelllikebeef5350 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 4 lety +23

      Hahaha, yes, this movie suffers from extreme heightism, and cracks jokes about Jodi's height at her expense!

    • @legzfalloffgirl5148
      @legzfalloffgirl5148 Před 4 lety +9

      Okay... The whole watching you sleep thing... WHY?!!!!!!

    • @iuile
      @iuile Před 4 lety +1

      Didn’t ya hear, it’s now racist to be at a healthy weight so, there’s probably someone with one heck of a thought process who’s thought exactly that, and they thought it unironically.

    • @mammonisbest5028
      @mammonisbest5028 Před 4 lety +1

      Hi

  • @elvebean4766
    @elvebean4766 Před 4 lety +17357

    “I wear size thirteen Nikes. MENS size thirteen Nikes. Beat that”
    I can't afford Nikes

  • @wolfyd2053
    @wolfyd2053 Před rokem +2557

    The fact that’s she’s only 6 1 and towers over every guy in her school at 16 is ridiculous

    • @commandoepsilon4664
      @commandoepsilon4664 Před rokem +188

      Maybe she should ask her parents to move out of Middle Earth? Or at least out of Hobbiton ffs.

    • @WanRa28
      @WanRa28 Před rokem +94

      6.1 and HaLf

    • @-Ice_Cold-
      @-Ice_Cold- Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@WanRa28 GIANT

    • @-Nari-
      @-Nari- Před 9 měsíci +17

      Maybe they've got some ✨British✨ genes (us British people are small as fuck 😭)

    • @wolfyd2053
      @wolfyd2053 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@-Nari- The average height in Britain is slightly taller than the US?

  • @heyjude5513
    @heyjude5513 Před rokem +661

    The funny thing is, she isn’t that much taller than everyone in the school. She makes being tall her whole personality…

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 Před rokem +25

      feels like the whole movie makes it about that, from an illogical standpoint, like the movie itself doesn't understand that what its trying to say is flawed and moronic, not that being tall as a girl isn't at least sometimes a problem, like Alex mentioned, but in this take it just isn't portrayed properly

    • @Ich-Existiere-Nicht
      @Ich-Existiere-Nicht Před rokem +9

      Fr. She's only half a head taller than everyone else.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 Před 5 měsíci +5

      She's basically one of those kids who bases their entire personality on being some shade of the LGBT rainbow. Quite obnoxiously I might as.

  • @cassbutler81
    @cassbutler81 Před 4 lety +2621

    “The most oppressed demographic today; tall attractive blonde girls” I’m rolling

    • @gabrielguerrero7296
      @gabrielguerrero7296 Před 4 lety +1

      Is jok

    • @miriamlovespetra3769
      @miriamlovespetra3769 Před 4 lety +10

      Gabriel Guerrero yeah we know

    • @briannapatterson8158
      @briannapatterson8158 Před 4 lety +35

      I don’t think anyone is saying that they’re the most oppressed. But, they are bullied and made fun. There’s no reason someone can’t make a series about something isn’t the most important thing in the world. There’s plenty of movies and shows that shine light on more important and bigger problems. Very tall women are a minority and they do feel insecure and just weird over something they absolutely can’t control

    • @12Piece1
      @12Piece1 Před 4 lety +7

      @@briannapatterson8158 lol he literally said the most oppressed

    • @briannapatterson8158
      @briannapatterson8158 Před 4 lety +3

      SonofLove 27 Yeah, not at all what I meant. All the people backing this show, do not think tall, attractive, blond girls are the most oppressed. The people who look too far into things, think people are saying that.

  • @friendusesthisaccountnocom9928

    It’s not sad that she’s wearing Men’s 13’s Nike’s. It’s sad that she wears a miners suit to school.

    • @plartoota4584
      @plartoota4584 Před 4 lety +96

      Dancing With Sami she’s got a damn mechanics outfit on and goes to a school where everyone is 5’4” ofc she’s gonna get bullied lmao

    • @libbyford6765
      @libbyford6765 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol that is fashion mate

    • @TheGodfather-ie1eg
      @TheGodfather-ie1eg Před 4 lety +21

      *Cough*Janitors outfit*Cough*

    • @sundownermgr
      @sundownermgr Před 4 lety +12

      It's sad that she think she has it *thattt* bad

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 Před 4 lety +1

      No it's the fake shes wearing nikes

  • @compas32
    @compas32 Před rokem +676

    “Oh my gosh. I’m attractive, can reach the top shelf, can easily take selfies/ group pics, can run quickly, and can easily hold heavy items. My life is the worst!” Jodie is super ungrateful

    • @Jeongyeongiloveyou
      @Jeongyeongiloveyou Před rokem +3

      Fr

    • @kenniel615
      @kenniel615 Před rokem +4

      Fr

    • @krisward22
      @krisward22 Před 11 měsíci +7

      As a tall person I will say the best thing that can happen is to be asked to reach something on a tall shelve and are selfies!

    • @compas32
      @compas32 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@krisward22 I’m also a tall person, and I can relate

    • @yumalove7223
      @yumalove7223 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Sometimes tall people have back problems

  • @JosephSh09
    @JosephSh09 Před rokem +1277

    "He probably grew up in Ohio or smth"
    Alex literally predicted the great Ohio memes lol.

  • @lexi6452
    @lexi6452 Před 4 lety +8539

    “I wear size 13 nikes. MENS size 13 Nikes”
    “There are people dying, Kim.”

  • @maryellenreagin1045
    @maryellenreagin1045 Před 4 lety +8853

    The man who wrote this movie was literally 4’11” it explains a lot

    • @starrailsunday
      @starrailsunday Před 4 lety +76

      Mary Ellen Reagin 😭😭

    • @n.c.435
      @n.c.435 Před 4 lety +127

      OHDJGSADLHSAJKD IM 4'11" TOO WHAT GJKH.DCXGJVDSF

    • @Eli-pl2pi
      @Eli-pl2pi Před 4 lety +585

      I guess he had some pent up frustration against tall people

    • @GodChaotic
      @GodChaotic Před 4 lety +74

      Oh shit thats literally how tall I am
      People literally make comments about it every day lol

    • @lilaccloud30
      @lilaccloud30 Před 4 lety +6

      • Wanna See My Shot Glass Collection • Same I’m with you 😂

  • @Pebbles.3
    @Pebbles.3 Před rokem +769

    Poor Jodie, she's white, pretty, skinny, rich, has good friends, has perfect vision, clear skin, blonde hair, has a loving family, has a roof over her head, and has food on her plate! Her life is so hard 🥺

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 Před rokem +39

      for reals, what is up with these Netflix writers? where do they get their inspiration?

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 Před rokem

      @@cctproductions6976 Like, other races are more opressed than white people, I'm mocking the fact that she has basically everything going for her, yet she complains like her life is the worst.

    • @notsonegative1736
      @notsonegative1736 Před rokem +17

      @@cctproductions6976 everything

    • @moonlighteditsofficial3435
      @moonlighteditsofficial3435 Před rokem +28

      @@cctproductions6976Because she’s literally being extremely dramatic about being a few feet taller when kids ACTUALLY get bullied for the color of their skin.

    • @Haunted_Plush
      @Haunted_Plush Před rokem +10

      And she's straight and cis

  • @bethhendricks609
    @bethhendricks609 Před rokem +162

    I find it hilarious how a girl who’s never worn high heels can walk in five inch platform heels with no trouble 😂

    • @yourbaapisnice
      @yourbaapisnice Před 7 měsíci +3

      Fr

    • @animeoverlord9246
      @animeoverlord9246 Před 9 dny

      my guy friend saw his girl friend struggling cause it was her first time wearing high heels then bro proceeds to walk perfectly in them with no prior experience bro said it was too easy lesson if you fall balance issues

  • @matea4971
    @matea4971 Před 4 lety +12091

    “i’m sixteen, six foot one...and a half”
    *”THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, KIM”*

    • @dilucmain9130
      @dilucmain9130 Před 4 lety +290

      Avery Walk No, it’s because this whole movie is melodramatic as if being tall is the worst thing on the planet and she can’t even live without wanting to die because she’s just *so* the camera angle at the very beginning made it seem like she was so much taller than she actually was. We’re not saying her situation is bad, we’re saying her situation isn’t as bad as the movie portrays it.

    • @auroria8776
      @auroria8776 Před 4 lety +81

      Avery Walk *hypothetical* situations?!? there are actually people dying...

    • @megbx
      @megbx Před 4 lety +20

      Her name is *jody*

    • @katerinak114
      @katerinak114 Před 4 lety +73

      "Kim, there's people that are dying" iconic Kourtney line

    • @veronicabalaguer2442
      @veronicabalaguer2442 Před 4 lety +9

      @@megbx nO ItS JoDi

  • @sambavaram
    @sambavaram Před 4 lety +1638

    i can't believe alex skipped the iconic line "you think your life is hard? i'm a junior in high school wearing size 13 nike's MENS size 13 nikes BEAT THAT"

  • @big-z1146
    @big-z1146 Před rokem +440

    I don’t think I realized how much I’m actually made uncomfortable by watching people kiss until these videos. I’d like to thank grandma and her vacuum for the censorship…

  • @ahsjdjsx
    @ahsjdjsx Před rokem +180

    Moral of the story, tall girls are “weird” and “unnatural”, average height girls are average(though still special), and short girls have “the perfect life”
    Edit: y’all realize this is satire right

    • @juliaschulz3654
      @juliaschulz3654 Před rokem +2

      kinda true though

    • @PoisonedBerryAddict
      @PoisonedBerryAddict Před rokem +12

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
      *No we don't.*

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 Před rokem +5

      at the very leat this movie, if you can even call it that, doesn't portray the morals it should. i don't think any of the writers were actually bullied in school, or maybe not bullied on a consistant basis, i was, another story, but i don't recall being tall ever being something anyone was bullied for

    • @sandystudios223
      @sandystudios223 Před 5 měsíci +10

      Last time I checked short girls hate being called little
      Source: one of my friends is short

    • @GloryBiscuit
      @GloryBiscuit Před 11 dny

      As a short girl, no. People think short girls are incompetent and treat us like kids 😑
      This movie genuinely infuriates me

  • @nicoleilg8719
    @nicoleilg8719 Před 4 lety +10991

    Lmao Netflix rlly made a movie about a girl whose only personality trait is being tall

    • @essiejohnson4513
      @essiejohnson4513 Před 4 lety +385

      What an accomplishment, they've done it again!

    • @mattiemilligan7839
      @mattiemilligan7839 Před 4 lety +213

      Her other personality trait is liking guys and dolls or whatever it is 😂😂

    • @ozzie4885
      @ozzie4885 Před 4 lety +57

      *slightly tall

    • @mia1310
      @mia1310 Před 4 lety +79

      ITZ_ S and A that.. was the joke

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Před 4 lety +63

      @@itzsa8799 That's.......that's the joke.

  • @rkturty
    @rkturty Před 4 lety +2592

    The biggest problem is the “taller Swift” joke because Taylor Swift is already wicked tall.

    • @kaelynsynna2428
      @kaelynsynna2428 Před 4 lety +76

      She’s only 5’10, she’s not that tall lmao. 😂

    • @rkturty
      @rkturty Před 4 lety +68

      Yah Gurl KaeKae The average height of a girl is 5’6”.

    • @kaelynsynna2428
      @kaelynsynna2428 Před 4 lety +8

      robert kristiansen, Well I’m 5’8 so she isn’t really that tall to me... so..

    • @emmaa5197
      @emmaa5197 Před 4 lety +44

      robert kristiansen average for an American women is 5’3 3/4

    • @AutumnFoxes
      @AutumnFoxes Před 4 lety +22

      @@kaelynsynna2428 I'm 4"11, that's tall to me 😂

  • @TheFuzzyCrack
    @TheFuzzyCrack Před 3 měsíci +12

    This movie was stupid. It's like making a movie about a short guy and his struggles but he's actually just 5'11" with money, friends, and family. But he isn't 6 foot so his life is hard.

  • @yeltuna2289
    @yeltuna2289 Před 2 lety +177

    when i watched tall girl, i thought the anime "lovely complex" does a better job in the tall girl and short boy trope, especially when it comes to their own height complexes, which were more results of cultural and societal expectations and structures of japan. (it was also kinda old, the anime having released around 2007) it was honestly a good thing i watched that before tall girl, since the relationship between koizumi and otani is so cute and funny. would recommend this show to anyone who wants to see the trope done better

    • @bigmaxcc
      @bigmaxcc Před 2 lety +8

      👆i agree

    • @sasuke_mad_sus
      @sasuke_mad_sus Před měsícem +1

      OMG YASSS!!! I watched Lovely Complex too and thought the exact same thing!!!

  • @elliebakker7099
    @elliebakker7099 Před 3 lety +7227

    So many of these movies are centered around the “I’m not like the other girls” mindset

  • @berry.styles
    @berry.styles Před 4 lety +2216

    Can we talk about how her sister is played by Sabrina Carpenter who is literally like 5'1"?? They really wanted Jody to look tall lol

    • @jordanlt518
      @jordanlt518 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol

    • @mikeyslakowski1299
      @mikeyslakowski1299 Před 4 lety +148

      Hattie S. I don’t know much about beauty competitions but wouldn’t it be rare for someone that short to win a pageant?

    • @rhe4913
      @rhe4913 Před 4 lety +54

      Hattie S. Yeah I mean they want the main character to look as tall as possible so that was probably part of why they hired Sabrina

    • @tara.p
      @tara.p Před 4 lety +72

      I thought the same, but Sabrina really made up for the rest of the movie in my opinion. I liked her character but she's my favorite actress and singer so well...

    • @EudaiSubs
      @EudaiSubs Před 4 lety +18

      @@mikeyslakowski1299 Not actually, there are even categories for short people called Petite. It all depends on the pageant. Some of them ask for certain heights while others don't really mind that.

  • @minoharu4life
    @minoharu4life Před 7 měsíci +54

    her whole personality was being tall😭

  • @Rainbowfox_
    @Rainbowfox_ Před rokem +33

    Everyone in this movie is literally super attractive, literally non of these characters are ugly.

  • @beebutt9851
    @beebutt9851 Před 4 lety +3403

    “Being tall is the only thing people see”
    -goes for the first guy that’s taller than her

    • @IzabellaRequiem
      @IzabellaRequiem Před 4 lety +25

      @Anna Marian Feldkircher i got shorter boyfriend myselve, didnt last long he got bulied because of that. Too tall is hard for girls and you cant even complain because people got weard about this.

    • @broken_clay5013
      @broken_clay5013 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh trust me, that is absoulutely accurate

    • @MrJosh5191
      @MrJosh5191 Před 4 lety

      Cuz that's how she feels

    • @blackpinkjennieismybiasuwu1883
      @blackpinkjennieismybiasuwu1883 Před 4 lety +3

      @@IzabellaRequiem AH THEReS A BUG ON MY SCREEn Its ON your PROFILE PIC IT WON'T COME OFF I tHINk IT LOVES YOu

    • @elisa1213
      @elisa1213 Před 4 lety

      fr

  • @kimberlyflores7165
    @kimberlyflores7165 Před 4 lety +10407

    So shes tall and attractive... Doesnt that basically describe every runway supermodel ever?

    • @anamariawil1
      @anamariawil1 Před 4 lety +175

      I'm saying

    • @adrianaramirez6110
      @adrianaramirez6110 Před 4 lety +145

      @@societycrumbles she is a model

    • @alex-sf4er
      @alex-sf4er Před 4 lety +12

      Kimberly Flores ikr

    • @elleofhearts8471
      @elleofhearts8471 Před 4 lety +246

      eh not all runway models are attractive. Some are just tall...and thin.

    • @yasminemixon5458
      @yasminemixon5458 Před 4 lety +270

      Right??? I thought she was gonna be freakishly tall, like 6'7 or something. She's only 6'1, like wtf. That's normal. There were more than a couple tall girls at my school like that 6'1 and no one made fun of them at all

  • @zhumin3557
    @zhumin3557 Před rokem +48

    Honestly, I think Jodie and Stig should have been together. There's just so much red flags with Jack at first, and Stig almost never did anything wrong, or showed any signs of being a jerk until when he was suddenly revealed to be "eeevil", like wtf?

    • @Kbitchface1
      @Kbitchface1 Před rokem +7

      jack totally manipulated him and the ending annoyed the F out of me. i expected jack to be aware that he was being manipulating to stig and end up with liz who was really sweet. but oh well, jodie and jack deserve each other lol

    • @Jeongyeongiloveyou
      @Jeongyeongiloveyou Před rokem +2

      Why cant tall girls be single?

  • @Redjanuary17
    @Redjanuary17 Před rokem +42

    8:58 Alex was in on the Ohio joke 3 years ago 💀

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh Před 4 lety +1567

    Her sister who’s been winning beauty pageants since SIX years of age helped her pick out THAT?

    • @teo2390
      @teo2390 Před 4 lety +75

      it was Jodi who picked it out but they just agreed with it because they wanted her to feel like herselt

    • @hellobello6388
      @hellobello6388 Před 4 lety +81

      Shit is ugly asf either way lol

    • @ky-tz6bo
      @ky-tz6bo Před 4 lety +12

      EXACTLY I DIED LMAO

    • @tadokoropilled
      @tadokoropilled Před 4 lety +20

      WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE I WAS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-

  • @melonavocado
    @melonavocado Před 4 lety +5865

    They really did her dirty with that tacky blue suit at homecoming

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Před rokem +99

    I’m pretty sure Jodi only got together with her short friend because no one else wanted to date her and she had no choice but to lower her standards and settle.
    “Welp, I guess you like me and I’m desperate for a boyfriend so you’re the best I can do right now.”

    • @emmam.5897
      @emmam.5897 Před rokem +17

      fr. in the beginning she was like no way, zero attraction....and also the fact that she was all "woe is me, no boy would ever like me" and then her best guy friend literally was in love with her the whole time.

    • @erikablu429
      @erikablu429 Před 8 měsíci +6

      A relationship like that will never last

  • @snazzyfrog4268
    @snazzyfrog4268 Před rokem +13

    Honestly, we need a short king movie. It’s much harder being a short guy than a tall girl.

  • @griffinmartin3812
    @griffinmartin3812 Před 3 lety +8477

    Maybe if she didn’t dress like a janitor, she would be ok

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl Před 3 lety +153

      Oof

    • @lunalovegood4702
      @lunalovegood4702 Před 3 lety +429

      Nah she looked like one of those people u see at a airline

    • @deirbhilewalsh8151
      @deirbhilewalsh8151 Před 3 lety +128

      This comment genuinely made me lol

    • @jazminnew3757
      @jazminnew3757 Před 3 lety +14

      Maybe she dresses the way she dose because she doesn't want a boyfriend

    • @griffinmartin3812
      @griffinmartin3812 Před 3 lety +102

      @@jazminnew3757 *does. The entire movie is her trying to impress a guy and to get him to date her

  • @alvinsai510
    @alvinsai510 Před 4 lety +11869

    She’s not tall, everyone in her school is just short.

    • @moontears3887
      @moontears3887 Před 4 lety +391

      For a woman, she is tall.

    • @SkyFallXIII
      @SkyFallXIII Před 4 lety +542

      More people in my school would've rather made fun of a short dude than a tall chick

    • @melanie5757
      @melanie5757 Před 4 lety +39

      Ginger Leprechaun that’s not normal

    • @CoraimaGlz
      @CoraimaGlz Před 4 lety +33

      She probably goes to school in south Texas lol

    • @Kai-qf1gm
      @Kai-qf1gm Před 4 lety +15

      I’m only 5’0

  • @luniivii
    @luniivii Před 7 měsíci +13

    the fact that Ava Michelle (the actress) is actually 6'2 when Jodi is sooo tall at 6'1 is so funny to me.

  • @gerard_ways_gf
    @gerard_ways_gf Před rokem +8

    Kid: *I just got diagnosed with terminal cancer, I'm so unlucky!*
    Jodie: *AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT 6.1!*

  • @injeolmisori
    @injeolmisori Před 4 lety +10866

    Jodie is only 6’1 but they make her look like she’s 2 feet taller than everyone else

  • @christinayang5326
    @christinayang5326 Před 4 lety +1438

    The real question isn't "why is she the only tall person in scool", it's "why is there NO teenager with acne in this movies?"

  • @ryla8195
    @ryla8195 Před rokem +17

    People bully the short kids at my school WAY more than the tall ones.

  • @snwtime
    @snwtime Před rokem +15

    honestly even though the milk crate reveal is so cheesy, it just kinda hits right for me, and it's a creative quirk which isn't in many other movies

  • @christinahuang261
    @christinahuang261 Před 4 lety +12225

    “How’s the weather up there?”
    *Spits
    “Rainy”

  • @user-vn1jy1rk3o
    @user-vn1jy1rk3o Před 4 lety +5429

    “I never met a boi who’s taller than me” sis ur 6’1 not 7’1 calm down!

    • @flaffycheez6899
      @flaffycheez6899 Před 4 lety +182

      Westbound rephrase this to meet actual life standards "I never met a boy taller than me, who is attracted to me"

    • @lampsenpai4325
      @lampsenpai4325 Před 4 lety +9

      @@flaffycheez6899 mood (reality for me too)

    • @katrinamareen
      @katrinamareen Před 4 lety +29

      Probably because boys dont finish growing until after high school.

    • @sierraa.bryant9322
      @sierraa.bryant9322 Před 4 lety +19

      EXACTLY, my bro is 6’4

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs Před 4 lety +26

      My 13yr old is 5'10 and still growing and she wants to break 6'0 her Dad and all her older brothers are over 6'4

  • @wysteriaz
    @wysteriaz Před rokem +13

    she literally makes being 6'0 her WHOLE THING. it's like, i am autistic but i don't make it my whole personality. my dad is literally 6'5! it isn't his entire life 💀💀💀

  • @hadleyrae6086
    @hadleyrae6086 Před rokem +54

    honestly the writers should’ve had jodi say she’s taller than she is (like 7’1) to make it seem like everyone else isn’t just short

  • @baruvesel4657
    @baruvesel4657 Před 3 lety +3413

    Me: So, what's her personality?
    Netflix: sHe Is TaLl!

  • @fizgaming8857
    @fizgaming8857 Před 4 lety +3254

    How has she never seen a boy over 6’1 in high schools lmao

    • @michaelhutchins4698
      @michaelhutchins4698 Před 4 lety +224

      I’m sixteen and 6’4. I have a friend a year younger than me that is 6’7 this movie is bullshit.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 Před 4 lety +92

      The kids in middle school seventh grade are about eight feet tall shit

    • @vannyddd
      @vannyddd Před 4 lety +28

      exactly bruh im a sophomore and I have a freshmen friend who is 6 foot and looks way older than me

    • @jonburford633
      @jonburford633 Před 4 lety +16

      Lol exactly I knew a guy who was 6’7” his freshman year in high school.

    • @dancetillyoudrop4543
      @dancetillyoudrop4543 Před 4 lety +11

      I know a 14 year old that's as tall as her and maybe taller

  • @no-2929
    @no-2929 Před rokem +21

    This movie would've made more sense if she was short, not a part of a wealthy family, and actually relatable.

  • @salvatore5415
    @salvatore5415 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Being a tall girl is nothing bad lets be honest , they are pretty attractive.
    Bottom line is , no matter your looks people will always find a way to make fun of you.

  • @fangirl3
    @fangirl3 Před 4 lety +13563

    “taylor swift? more like taller swift” sis does realise taylor swift is almost 6ft, right?

    • @kiera1209
      @kiera1209 Před 4 lety +255

      Well she still is taller by 3 inches

    • @hollandbjorn2715
      @hollandbjorn2715 Před 4 lety +80

      Fangirl/ holy shit I’m taller than Taylor swift 😂😂😂😂

    • @hollandbjorn2715
      @hollandbjorn2715 Před 4 lety +122

      Kiera// no the girl that plays Jodi is actually 5”11 in real life

    • @kiera1209
      @kiera1209 Před 4 lety +75

      Black Cat66 But in the movies she’s not. She’s over 6ft in movie. Actually, I just looked and she’s actually 6’1 like in the movie. She was 5’11 when she was younger.

    • @maydini5259
      @maydini5259 Před 4 lety +3

      wait what

  • @kate8158
    @kate8158 Před 4 lety +2259

    "So Kimmy swoops in and steals Pewdiepie away"
    I caaan't lmao what even is this movie

  • @Mossymoss69
    @Mossymoss69 Před 2 měsíci +8

    That blue suit was a crime to humanity 💀

  • @memyselfandi1511
    @memyselfandi1511 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Tall girl was a messed up love triangle that I only watched 2 minutes of.

  • @lunauwu6104
    @lunauwu6104 Před 3 lety +2478

    This movie is the exact meaning of "Kim, there are people *dying*

  • @shelfless1676
    @shelfless1676 Před 3 lety +13617

    “How’s the weather up there?”
    “It’s raining”
    *spits in their face*

  • @Silvermooshroom
    @Silvermooshroom Před 8 měsíci +5

    You know when your mom (or just anyone idk) while watching a movie just randomly yells IT’S THEM when they see an actor they recognize

  • @oackgourmandi6061
    @oackgourmandi6061 Před rokem +4

    "What is the weather up there?"
    *Spit in their eye* "Oh look, it's raining"

  • @miliahwilliams2991
    @miliahwilliams2991 Před 4 lety +2429

    “I wear size 13 nikes, MENS size 13 nikes”
    -I’m literally fat.

  • @ladystardust5192
    @ladystardust5192 Před 4 lety +2744

    "Tall Girl" was every basic wattpad story in one movie.

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear Před 4 lety +106

      Let's be honest, any drama/romantic Netflix movie coming out is a Wattpad story.

    • @reimisugimoto6819
      @reimisugimoto6819 Před 4 lety +65

      except I've seen better written by wattpad 12 year olds

    • @lolbo7698
      @lolbo7698 Před 4 lety +8

      Alyssa not Alissa that’s tru tho

    • @saman9291
      @saman9291 Před 4 lety +5

      it's so true

    • @bodoquito3976
      @bodoquito3976 Před 4 lety +17

      not really, wattpad is like ¨ooh I'm a short, nerdy, cute, qUirKy girl who doesn't haves a boyfriend, oh that a hot guy who magically got intersted on me oohhh¨

  • @wiikori
    @wiikori Před rokem +13

    i love how alex never fails to express his hatred for the after series in every single video

  • @kaoryakasaka6835
    @kaoryakasaka6835 Před rokem +11

    At least the sister's allergies are giving her a hard time in daily life. We don't see Jodie have problems with matress sizes, or clothes sizes or bumping her head like Gandalf in a hobbit's house. Her only issue is literally not responding to cheesy teasing from her pears, when she easily could have. Oh, and how could I forget, wearing men's size 13 nikes.

  • @jadedagwood
    @jadedagwood Před 4 lety +12725

    you cannot make me believe she's the only student taller than 6 ft like wtf

    • @Irrelevant94
      @Irrelevant94 Před 4 lety +533

      Yeah my class of about 30 alone had more about five in the 10th grade, it's eally nothing special. If she were two meters tall than it would be noteworthy, but 185cm, thats only a little taller than normal.

    • @noors7754
      @noors7754 Před 4 lety +187

      right wtf is that school

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 4 lety +259

      I know, they apparently expect us to believe that Jodi is the only person in her school who surpasses 6 foot, yet there's no taller guys, or apparently any school basketball team. 🏀

    • @dragonfly9821
      @dragonfly9821 Před 4 lety +30

      @@hheee1608 it is! when I was in high school there was only one girl who was considered super tall (though I don't think she was 185) and the only tall tacher we had was her mother :D tbh. there were only 2 or 3 guys this tall, but maybe my school was weird.

    • @poccripeardew4750
      @poccripeardew4750 Před 4 lety +44

      @@hheee1608 Well it really depends on the ethnicity.
      For example~Usually women in American women are 5'3" but I have seen plenty of people who reached 6' at least...and they were all on the basketball and volleyball teams X3
      But if you look at Bolivian women, who has an average height of 4' 3". These average 5' girls are going to look tall as shit. It is all in perspective

  • @rebeccaschwope4118
    @rebeccaschwope4118 Před 4 lety +16027

    I think the most tragic thing about this movie is that she dressed as a founding father for her homecoming dance

    • @khadeeja1614
      @khadeeja1614 Před 4 lety +181

      yep

    • @oh4539
      @oh4539 Před 4 lety +1052

      And she said "now this is me" lmfao

    • @diaryofmicah
      @diaryofmicah Před 4 lety +439

      it definitely could have used some work😔

    • @yorukaadams940
      @yorukaadams940 Před 4 lety +392

      To be honest, Alexander Hamilton is a great look done right.

    • @icyvelvety
      @icyvelvety Před 4 lety +161

      Right! They could've used a better stylist.

  • @emmstrrrr6288
    @emmstrrrr6288 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Shes blonde, tall, rich, stunning, and boys like her.
    🥺i genuinely feel so bad.

  • @oceane7113
    @oceane7113 Před rokem +4

    Yep, people don't like out-of-average/standards heights (or anything for that matters).
    I was bullied my entire school years because of the exact opposite: I am "too" short (1.50m / 4.9 feet) - among other things but that's what people where noticing first.
    But people need to open their eyes. I mean, just walking in the street you can see the amount of diversity.
    And also, learn some math : an average means there is an above and an under... Matter of fact, there can be a very wide scale with nobody actually being "average" because, again, math.
    Anyways, I am just trauma dumping and rambling on CZcams at 12am.
    Great video, as usual ! Always makes me laugh when I need it.

  • @sophiahawthorn7424
    @sophiahawthorn7424 Před 4 lety +8939

    this movie is literally an episode of “episode”

  • @najwasid5655
    @najwasid5655 Před rokem +8

    It’s ridiculous how well he just says exactly what we’re all thinking.🤣

  • @Adwnpinoy310
    @Adwnpinoy310 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Do I love Guys and Dolls? Not particularly. But, as a straight dude, can I appreciate the incredible rizz that young Marlin Brando has? Yes, absolutely.

  • @tingispingis
    @tingispingis Před 4 lety +15859

    Why is she being bullied for being tall when she wears janitor overalls to school and cosplays as Willy Wonka to prom?

    • @ElvireTanks
      @ElvireTanks Před 4 lety +436

      Cancer Police 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭

    • @libra22385
      @libra22385 Před 4 lety +258

      Omg Yes 😂

    • @Yamoonii
      @Yamoonii Před 4 lety +404

      If anything I WISH I was tall so people can stop calling me a shortie

    • @Dereksmith7333
      @Dereksmith7333 Před 4 lety +48

      ikr xD

    • @shaidary8902
      @shaidary8902 Před 4 lety +104

      I wouldnt go out dead like that tbh

  • @adryananichols1143
    @adryananichols1143 Před 4 lety +2407

    “TaYloR sWifT?? MOrE liKe TaLLeR SWiFT” first of all Taylor is like 5’10

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop Před 4 lety +139

      Exactly. TALLER swift. Taylor is tall, but Jody is 6'1" so the joke makes sense.

    • @destielsimpala7738
      @destielsimpala7738 Před 4 lety +129

      @@Gloomyraindrop but the joke was when they were still kids so she wasn't finished growing yet

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha Před 4 lety +62

      Raven M the girl irl is actually only 5’11. that’s only one inch taller. sit down

    • @iksskan9147
      @iksskan9147 Před 4 lety +75

      Slightly Taller Swift

    • @Yasimsings6071
      @Yasimsings6071 Před 4 lety +18

      Yeah exactly I have no idea how that was meant to hurt Jodis feelings, made absolutely no sense

  • @ThePi314Man
    @ThePi314Man Před 8 měsíci +3

    Bruh, almost all the girls on my high school basketball team were at least six foot. Also, literally everyone liked them and wanted to be with them.

  • @ilovegot7754
    @ilovegot7754 Před rokem +4

    "The rosa parks of our generation" I wish I was this funny man 😂😂😂😂

  • @katharina5014
    @katharina5014 Před 4 lety +12876

    this movie sounds like a fanfiction written by an 12 year old

  • @cjwebb2037
    @cjwebb2037 Před 3 lety +6161

    the ONLY struggle she’s went through is being tall 💀 like bruh become a model 💀😭

    • @emmachameli3196
      @emmachameli3196 Před 3 lety +169

      @@cozylazythingsbyhoney4574 no she’s not 💀 most models are her height

    • @blueberryvrvr1391
      @blueberryvrvr1391 Před 3 lety +41

      @@cozylazythingsbyhoney4574 nah ur good you just really didn't make sence -_-

    • @m.ahmed.y1723
      @m.ahmed.y1723 Před 3 lety +51

      she is a model thats how she is in the movie

    • @inezsmith2443
      @inezsmith2443 Před 3 lety +43

      I’m tall and a model. They just put me in with people a little older than me

    • @emmeline8048
      @emmeline8048 Před 3 lety +20

      Omg yes that’s what my dad said when I told him about this movie!

  • @fr0m_th3_1ns1d3
    @fr0m_th3_1ns1d3 Před rokem +13

    jodi: *blonde, white, skinny, straight, rich, has a loving family*
    also jodi: mY LiFe iS sO hArD bC iM tAlL

  • @ness2946
    @ness2946 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Jodi being bullied for being tall but not for dressing like a janitor

  • @winonapurple7957
    @winonapurple7957 Před 4 lety +2682

    His Swedish accent sounds like an american trying to do an irish accent

    • @kyb740
      @kyb740 Před 4 lety +36

      whinona purple probably cuz he is American and stuff😂 I’m american but like I hated the accent

    • @Blahoblu
      @Blahoblu Před 4 lety +153

      he had ONE Swedish line in the whole movie and he butchered it. It was worse than Kimmy’s and he was supposed to be the Swedish one... me being Swedish I cringed so bad.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @theGoldjey
      @theGoldjey Před 4 lety +3

      @@Blahoblu same haha

    • @Emily-ys2do
      @Emily-ys2do Před 4 lety +5

      @@Blahoblu kimmy sounded like she was speaking spanish or something

    • @Blahoblu
      @Blahoblu Před 4 lety +30

      I mean both were BAD, but he was supposed to come FROM SWEDEN!? her sounding weird speaking Swedish makes sense... but him?

  • @samurai6331
    @samurai6331 Před 4 lety +1438

    If you’re tall and someone asks “How’s the wether up there?” Just say it’s raining and spit on their head.

  • @SlushyTealWolfGamer576YT
    @SlushyTealWolfGamer576YT Před 8 měsíci +3

    ok, so if you're a tall female, and someone says you're a giant and isnt nice... just say "at least I can reach the top shelf at a store😘

  • @CECESM4U1
    @CECESM4U1 Před 11 měsíci +3

    No but how they portrayed her anxiety was a bloody joke
    Like come on man, they make a goddamn mockery of something that people struggle w/ every day

  • @ciaramae9380
    @ciaramae9380 Před 4 lety +1875

    why her “makeover outfit” look like she about to drop some Mozart.

  • @candelacottis208
    @candelacottis208 Před 4 lety +16541

    Are we gonna talk about the fact that they only hired shorter than average people so that she would look taller by comparaison?

    • @totallyreena
      @totallyreena Před 4 lety +1647

      I knew the proportions looked off I was like she doesn't look 6'1 next to all these kids and the other kids look like the 6th graders at my old school 😂

    • @idklol7655
      @idklol7655 Před 4 lety +1334

      Candela Cottis they literally made her look like she was about 7’2” lmao

    • @viviantran7063
      @viviantran7063 Před 4 lety +785

      Like I was confused, my friend is almost 6ft and she doesn’t look THAT much taller than us

    • @madismith6369
      @madismith6369 Před 4 lety +846

      I applied to be an extra in this movie and they didn't hire me because I'm taller than the tall girl

    • @user-wc1ue6qe9v
      @user-wc1ue6qe9v Před 4 lety +168

      madi smith the hipocrisy

  • @pdubcentral
    @pdubcentral Před rokem +1

    I came into this video seeing in the recommended that you reviewed tall girl 2 going oh dear lord there is tall girl 2?! Whyyy. By the end of the video was like YES there’s a tall girl two! Because this was one of my favourites of your videos so I’m pumped you have a second review, away!

  • @LilArrowInkorperated
    @LilArrowInkorperated Před 7 měsíci +1

    Your sense of humor is so freaking hilarious!

  • @itslondonlove3534
    @itslondonlove3534 Před 3 lety +6645

    She’s 6’1 thinking she’s the colossal Titan sis calm down

    • @mayaamr1825
      @mayaamr1825 Před 3 lety +316

      my head : Levi flashbacks Levi flashbacks Levi flashbacks

    • @itosid6548
      @itosid6548 Před 3 lety +218

      No dont compare this pick me girl to bertholdt, being tall isnt bad tf is Disney trying to portray

    • @juliajaskoka2506
      @juliajaskoka2506 Před 3 lety +149

      She thinks she's yelena or smth lmao

    • @raychaelbaughn7440
      @raychaelbaughn7440 Před 3 lety +31

      THIS

    • @OliverEatsMud
      @OliverEatsMud Před 3 lety +37

      She rlly be trying tho

  • @emma-mn6cv
    @emma-mn6cv Před 4 lety +2092

    “Anyway so Kimmy swoops in and steals PewDiePie away”
    LMAOO

  • @oneangryboi408
    @oneangryboi408 Před rokem +3

    Poor girl, she got a model career ahead of her with her supposived tall height, but she just has it ever so bad with her perfect family, love life, looks, etc. How can she ever cope?

  • @NidotheKing
    @NidotheKing Před rokem +5

    She's only 6'1"? I'm 5 inches taller than her and my first girlfriend back in highschool was 6'3". Noone ever said anything to her and she had a ton of friends.

  • @chelseaallen6740
    @chelseaallen6740 Před 4 lety +2841

    “How’s the weather up there?”
    “Raining”
    *spits on them*

    • @enlightenedera2816
      @enlightenedera2816 Před 4 lety +7

      Chelsea Allen wow so fucking original you have a lot of brain cells in that decaying brain cells of yours

    • @miss_mysterious4710
      @miss_mysterious4710 Před 4 lety +136

      MLG4MER MLGPL4ER really I thought that was original I’ve never heard before

    • @allistiles2948
      @allistiles2948 Před 4 lety +3

      OMG

    • @parisheidi3119
      @parisheidi3119 Před 4 lety +1

      Why she no do this lmao XD

    • @fmellark
      @fmellark Před 4 lety +51

      @@enlightenedera2816 it's a joke. And a funny one. Why are you so crossed about it?

  • @naomi1523
    @naomi1523 Před 4 lety +2225

    The thing is Jody, you can wear a suit to homecoming. But why, that suit.. I-

    • @TheBeanHome
      @TheBeanHome Před 4 lety +136

      Yeah, the most masculine she could find.. with a bucket full of Austin Powers razzel dazzle

    • @MelanieRodriguez-ko7tc
      @MelanieRodriguez-ko7tc Před 4 lety +12

      So what if the suit was masculine

    • @ruthiecramer7817
      @ruthiecramer7817 Před 4 lety +182

      she looked HIDEOUS at the prom. I mean she looked like an united airlines flight attendant

    • @gabbypaprielaa2313
      @gabbypaprielaa2313 Před 4 lety +49

      @@MelanieRodriguez-ko7tc it just wasn't a very good choice in OUR opinion

    • @indiamarie2952
      @indiamarie2952 Před 4 lety +31

      That’s exactly what I said, that shit was hideous

  • @DucksRus1234-ds1ir
    @DucksRus1234-ds1ir Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love how he pointed out that she was like about the same height as the short girl on a collage volleyball team 🤣

  • @noraandrews2838
    @noraandrews2838 Před 4 lety +12553

    she’s only 6’1 and they make her look like a starter for the Lakers

    • @VeraskaV
      @VeraskaV Před 4 lety +694

      They just hired a bunch of short actors. Idt theres a single actor other than her and the hot guy that are over 5'7

    • @redhood8141
      @redhood8141 Před 4 lety +241

      @@VeraskaV Ikr! When they did the Xmen films, Wolverine is supposed to be a very short guy, which Hugh Jackman is not, so they had to make it appear as if Everyone else was taller

    • @morganjarvis7
      @morganjarvis7 Před 4 lety +42

      Voldie Greyson im 5'7 that hurts

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 Před 4 lety +58

      Nora Andrews they did that to show how tall people actually feel around others. (All the people who have a problem with being tall)

    • @monetorr8498
      @monetorr8498 Před 4 lety +160

      right? Im 6'1 went into high school at 6'. I was always picked first for sports, and there were plenty taller than me. So unrealistic, there's way harder shit to deal with during those times like constantly being called fat over tall, and ugly, and poor. Which Jodi is NONE of.

  • @jhorgellyzarco9979
    @jhorgellyzarco9979 Před 4 lety +1793

    Okay but why does her prom outfit make her look like something a past president would’ve worn

    • @12amia
      @12amia Před 4 lety +68

      SHE. LOOKS. LIKE. A. FLIGHT. ATTENDANT.

    • @whyismynamesara6368
      @whyismynamesara6368 Před 4 lety +26

      And you have to remember that she bought that to wear to school

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 Před 4 lety +5

      some loser Ik to me she looks like what a representative would look like

    • @kokokobe6739
      @kokokobe6739 Před 4 lety +32

      She looks like she came straight outta the circus with that outfit. You can be as talll as you want. Height doesn’t matter but style is optional ahhahsgwhwgebzm

    • @sairax_2968
      @sairax_2968 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol that’s my question!

  • @Flying.Monkey02
    @Flying.Monkey02 Před rokem +4

    No way I got an ad for Ikea as soon as the
    Swedish guy talked😂

  • @KreatorKid6622
    @KreatorKid6622 Před rokem +1

    2:11 I saw a guy in the background of the shot balancing a pencil on his nose, this is the funniest part of the movie to me

  • @colourlessvoid
    @colourlessvoid Před 4 lety +2217

    As a 6ft 2inch 15 year old girl, this film was extremely insulting

  • @hi_its_me_bye_bye7023
    @hi_its_me_bye_bye7023 Před 4 lety +2598

    The only reason why she gets made fun of is because she wears janitor clothes.

  • @_Xiagax_
    @_Xiagax_ Před 11 měsíci +1

    He's moved here from Sweden and an even 6 foot and a hair care product reject. He's called The Stig

  • @Merhelia
    @Merhelia Před 11 měsíci

    Lmao as a swede the lil text bubble in swedish is so clearly Google translated it made me laugh, thank you Alex 😭 (talking about the words before the , specifically).

  • @Penpaper
    @Penpaper Před 4 lety +4062

    It seems like the movie would be funnier and make more sense if told from the POV of milk crate guy.

    • @saints360row
      @saints360row Před 4 lety +123

      penadpaper, Then the movie would be 'sexist' because of his 'toxic masculinity.'

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 Před 4 lety +79

      @@saints360row that's not true. ur just a lil' insecure snowflake

    • @gilbygrap3
      @gilbygrap3 Před 4 lety +77

      @@gavrochethenardier957 no he meant that sjw's would think that stupid crap

    • @lillalachrimae
      @lillalachrimae Před 4 lety +145

      he's kind of creepy as heck, she made it clear that she didn't want to date him multiple times but he continued to ask as if persistence will change her mind

    • @cool82798
      @cool82798 Před 4 lety +4

      Michael Hodgden what toxic masculinity