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  • @SK22520
    @SK22520 Před 4 lety +6109

    If Christian was ugly or at least average looking, it would’ve been a horrormovie of a creepy guy stalking the hot protagonist and he would end up in jail or dead.

    • @revtheyoutuber1327
      @revtheyoutuber1327 Před 4 lety +81

      True

    • @originalcosmicgirl
      @originalcosmicgirl Před 4 lety +290

      Not really. The guy on Netflix's You is pretty good looking, and his behavior is portrayed as the horror show it is.

    • @jennamcguire6281
      @jennamcguire6281 Před 4 lety +235

      originalcosmicgirl yeah but Penn Badgley had to tell everyone that they shouldn’t like his character romantically

    • @isabelbard853
      @isabelbard853 Před 4 lety +55

      @@jennamcguire6281 Really??? What is wrong with society!?

    • @originalcosmicgirl
      @originalcosmicgirl Před 4 lety +73

      @@jennamcguire6281 I was not aware that people had to be told this.😟

  • @lanceturley7745
    @lanceturley7745 Před 4 lety +1900

    It's like one of those "crazy stalker" movies you'd see Ashley Judd or Jennifer Lopez do, except instead of doing the right thing and stabbing the guy to death to escape, she falls in "love."

  • @lizzietarling
    @lizzietarling Před 2 lety +7451

    Anna has more chemistry with that pencil than she does with Christian Grey

    • @jemandjemand2362
      @jemandjemand2362 Před rokem +285

      the pencil has more chemistry alone than the whole cast of this movie

    • @nelsama0881
      @nelsama0881 Před rokem +144

      Anna x pencil fanfiction?

    • @Hexagon5791
      @Hexagon5791 Před rokem +9

      bro stfu ur just mad ur single smh
      i think their relationship is cute and romantic. ik i havent seen full movie but i've seen a ton of scenes from "Love me like u do" unofficial and official vids and it just makes me feel a little bit jealous

    • @nelsama0881
      @nelsama0881 Před rokem +176

      @@Hexagon5791 I think you need a pencil in your life.

    • @Hexagon5791
      @Hexagon5791 Před rokem +8

      @@nelsama0881 theres nothing abusive in that movie smh
      Jk i sae the abuse parts srry about that

  • @sufficientphrase7769
    @sufficientphrase7769 Před rokem +6622

    Remember kids, this isn't a representation of a good BDSM relationship. It's a narcissist controlling a woman that doesn't know any better.

    • @victoriaisopp3037
      @victoriaisopp3037 Před rokem +428

      YESS!!! This is literally not BDSM and I hate that people think this is BDSM 😭😭😭

    • @84rinne_moo
      @84rinne_moo Před rokem +124

      Yep! This def needs to be said as much as possible!!

    • @aestheticswim3397
      @aestheticswim3397 Před rokem +52

      if you want a more decent or dare i say good example please give my mistress a watch i love it and i feel like you would all like it too

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng Před rokem +229

      AND DONT USE HARDWARE STORE ROPE AS BDSM GEAR thank you

    • @aestheticswim3397
      @aestheticswim3397 Před rokem +21

      @@lisa_vxng jute hemp or cotton

  • @kit-tu4kt
    @kit-tu4kt Před 4 lety +14971

    “I don’t make love. I- FIRETRUCK”
    that’s the best replacement word ever

    • @divyarm3458
      @divyarm3458 Před 4 lety +59

      @@eias6628 9:16

    • @LinnieAlexis
      @LinnieAlexis Před 4 lety +85

      See smosh - firetruck mv

    • @MacyPooh196
      @MacyPooh196 Před 4 lety +229

      I would have also accepted, “I HYUCK.”

    • @jessd3601
      @jessd3601 Před 4 lety +28

      I can literally only picture the old smash song and I never realized how much of the lyrics I actually had memorized

    • @rihi1848
      @rihi1848 Před 4 lety +49

      @@MacyPooh196
      **Angry Goofy has entered the chat**

  • @aimeewilson6682
    @aimeewilson6682 Před 4 lety +9134

    Fifty shades is just “red flag: the movie. “

    • @whitneywood1690
      @whitneywood1690 Před 4 lety +231

      Aimee Wilson fifty shades of red flags😂

    • @Tuna_fishgirl
      @Tuna_fishgirl Před 4 lety +12

      brandon roberts no

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před 4 lety +65

      @brandon roberts My ex wife wanted to read the books back during the height of their popularity. I told her "Hon, if you're looking for some good BDSM porn stories, I can show you some websites that are way better than that drivel."
      I mean, it didn't work (rats...) but it turns out she wanted to read that specific book to see what the hype was about, so fair enough. In her defense, she got so bored with it she couldn't finish reading the whole thing. I tried to get her to look at the sites again, but still no dice.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 4 lety +58

      Flags so red you could use them in a bullfight.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před 4 lety +54

      @@Xehanort10 Flags so red even China's like, "Damn."

  • @frederetc1
    @frederetc1 Před 2 lety +1260

    "I don't make love... I FIRETRUCK" I laughed way to hard at that

    • @florencembah2626
      @florencembah2626 Před 7 měsíci +18

      I just discovered this CZcamsr, he's so funny

    • @brianna_crawl
      @brianna_crawl Před 6 měsíci +5

      I just got to that moment, I can't stop laughing for a minute already 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @LeeSmith-kg6eh
      @LeeSmith-kg6eh Před 6 měsíci +6

      9:15

  • @DMBVR4
    @DMBVR4 Před rokem +1585

    I'm in tears at the "big ol red flag" marching band 😂😂💀

    • @GoddessLilithVala88
      @GoddessLilithVala88 Před rokem +20

      I Love It 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @EnnaOverland-xc8qu
      @EnnaOverland-xc8qu Před rokem +11

      So I was an emo back in the old days and the black parade was always my favourite marching band but this is a first second

    • @dylansereno9233
      @dylansereno9233 Před 9 měsíci +8

      I need this band irl for some of my friends…

    • @brianna_crawl
      @brianna_crawl Před 6 měsíci +1

      same, I'm rolling on the floor

    • @DarkAngel-ow1ck
      @DarkAngel-ow1ck Před 6 měsíci +1

      Absolutely my favorite part of this 😂

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 4 lety +2333

    What's worst than Twilight , a film based on Twilight fanfiction.

    • @xeecstasy3183
      @xeecstasy3183 Před 4 lety +3

      Nathaniel Foga Yuh

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess Před 4 lety +74

      Without the supernatural stuff, which is the part that makes Twilight almost bearable...

    • @jessdewhurst4996
      @jessdewhurst4996 Před 4 lety +12

      I’m somehow offended this stemmed from twilight

    • @Queenofobscurepairings
      @Queenofobscurepairings Před 4 lety +4

      What confuses me is how was this a twilight fanfiction? Are they supposed to be Bella and Edward, Anna was an OC paired with Edward, and the Fan girl was like screw Canon, screw Bella, my OC is better?
      Then altered it to make it her original story? I never actually got an answer to this I’ve been asking around for years. Because yes as horrible as twilight was, I don’t see how this would be a fanfiction because I can’t figure out the storyline who is supposed to be who. As Ed was posing as a Student not a businessman?

    • @llawiett5183
      @llawiett5183 Před 4 lety +8

      And a fanfic that, when first posted, no one even liked

  • @Michael-ur5qb
    @Michael-ur5qb Před 4 lety +6356

    This could have been “You” but instead they had to romanticize it. This should be a horror movie instead. Dude is a psychopath.

    • @undeadladybug7723
      @undeadladybug7723 Před 4 lety +108

      It also could have easily been one book, and even then, most of the story is nonexistent.

    • @haileygalbraith6260
      @haileygalbraith6260 Před 4 lety +67

      But with money... so it’s romance movie! Heh... heh... 🤔

    • @janewick1082
      @janewick1082 Před 4 lety +3

      WORD!

    • @buntina35
      @buntina35 Před 4 lety +8

      @@hardthrobbingburrito9371 is that the series on netflix or a movie?

    • @bau_lady8424
      @bau_lady8424 Před 4 lety +1

      Michael 0788 basically 😂

  • @tuckyboss6099
    @tuckyboss6099 Před 2 lety +1744

    I remember one time I tried to eat my girlfriends toast because I saw this scene and ended up on the ground being repeatedly hit with a bag of sliced bread and her screaming “ MAKE YOUR OWN TOAST!!”

    • @morutecoredino
      @morutecoredino Před rokem +39

      Lol

    • @serena841
      @serena841 Před rokem +106

      Relationship goals.

    • @lexinicole4317
      @lexinicole4317 Před rokem +72

      That… that sounds like abuse

    • @callmemay2777
      @callmemay2777 Před rokem +63

      Not u nonchalantly commenting physical abuse you encountered from your girlfriend… she’s a big red flag bro run 💀

    • @lacyomsberg1235
      @lacyomsberg1235 Před rokem +20

      U ain’t mess a gurls toast my broski

  • @me-ob7yw
    @me-ob7yw Před 9 měsíci +123

    Annas' friend should've just taken an asprin and gone to the interveiw

  • @mrsblack9241
    @mrsblack9241 Před 4 lety +7021

    This movie is such a cringefest I am still feeling the secondhand embarrassment. Had to stop the video three times just to regroup and get going.

    • @user-oq2eh1fo2s
      @user-oq2eh1fo2s Před 4 lety +122

      Mrs Black I had to stop the video every other minute 😂

    • @mochalatae7186
      @mochalatae7186 Před 4 lety +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CarmensProjects
      @CarmensProjects Před 4 lety +94

      I’m so glad I didn’t pay money to watch this movie

    • @joshifereverlark8605
      @joshifereverlark8605 Před 4 lety +1

      oof same same

    • @duckie4655
      @duckie4655 Před 4 lety +53

      Like why is he so awkward, the things he says isn’t smooth- IT’S JUST CRINGE

  • @JG-xb2fl
    @JG-xb2fl Před 4 lety +726

    It's more like 50 shades of emotional and physical abuse...

  • @mskiara18
    @mskiara18 Před rokem +618

    Watching this again, I strongly wished there was a discussion on trying to romanticize stalking, emotional manipulation and ignoring red flags as love stories. This film is disturbing and to see the three Fifty Shades of Grey movies made millions speaks volumes.

    • @lollipopmeow8656
      @lollipopmeow8656 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Fifty shades trilogy only grossed 300 million all together that's very low for a trilogy.

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 Před 10 měsíci +22

      Even getting angry because The girl wanted to see her mother and he gets offended....Bro huge red flag

    • @ultravioletpisces3666
      @ultravioletpisces3666 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Fifty Shades of RED FLAGS

    • @sophialambert6320
      @sophialambert6320 Před 2 měsíci +1

      THERE ARE THREE???

  • @ngBurns
    @ngBurns Před rokem +429

    Man don't you just love movies where the characters never speak to each other in a decibel level above a loud whisper?

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Před rokem

      "*gasp* ᴹʳ. ᴳʳᵃʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ...ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉˀ"

  • @sofiarodriguezsantiago5403
    @sofiarodriguezsantiago5403 Před 4 lety +10113

    Christian: You can leave whenever you want
    Ana: *leaves*
    Christian: You weren’t supposed to do that

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 Před 4 lety +6500

    Grey: “I don’t make love, i FIRETRUCK”
    Me: “Whoo! Alex’s censorship made this 100% better”

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal Před 8 měsíci +307

    My favorite part of the whole "50 shades" craze is when feminists complained about it being a "male fantasy" and it had to be pointed out that it was written by a woman, for women, and the only people into it were also women.

    • @viridianli5669
      @viridianli5669 Před 8 měsíci +36

      tbr its both a male and female fantasy but i wont lie alot of women would go crazy over stuff like this

    • @rubyspot..
      @rubyspot.. Před 6 měsíci +31

      It still is a male fantasy tho…bc it goes towards the male idea that society forced into us, (not only sexual, im talking about successful, rich, strong-willed that turns into manipulation, etc). It’s not bad, but is based on a male fantasy, indeed. If not, we can go with all the alpha male podcasters who feed into the exact same idea

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@rubyspot.. So women's desires are based off of what men have "forced" them into since the beginning of time?

    • @rubyspot..
      @rubyspot.. Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@greghannibal what i said is what i wrote. I didn’t say “men” forced anything. It was social work, both men and women had to be a part of it. And a lot of women would go feral for this concept, (as the numbers show) but not bc they love the idea of a men controlling everything in her life, but bc that is what we assume “makes a man”. OF COURSE is not like “oH mEn ArE tHe WoRsT” absolutely not, but it appeals to the men idea of control and success, and to the women idea that if he doesn’t “provide that” then he is not a man. There is a reason as to why most romance books are about toxic relationships, and now writers are desperate trying to change that mid-series. Am i explaining my point?

    • @you-got_mail9020
      @you-got_mail9020 Před 5 měsíci +19

      @@rubyspot..I’m really glad you said this. Women create things that still cater to the male gaze; and women can enjoy things that cater to the male gaze. It’s just perspective and individual preference. Christian Gray is the literal walking caricature of a “manly” rich male. And Ana(?) is the stereotypical fem love interest who has no discernible personality other than revolving around said male. Those two character traits are the male gaze!

  • @aoaoli
    @aoaoli Před rokem +156

    the scariest thing is the realization that my weirdo roommate who's been trying to get into my pants acts EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTIAN. Literally word for word, I'm terrified.

    • @ainslay386
      @ainslay386 Před rokem +30

      Do u need help? That’s srs creepy…

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla Před rokem +22

      Do i need to call the Police?!

    • @xxvskrunkle
      @xxvskrunkle Před rokem +10

      IM OMW

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys Před 9 měsíci +19

      are you okay?

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL Před měsícem

      Yeah, I'm scared you're locked in a sex dungeon now, and not in the fun consensual way.

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 Před 4 lety +1216

    Her language is:
    ~sigh~
    *breathless*
    s-stutter
    👀 ~looks around like a quirky girl~

    • @stargirljules
      @stargirljules Před 4 lety +67

      Just an updated version of Bella Swan 💀

    • @corinnapr1854
      @corinnapr1854 Před 4 lety +28

      Makes out with pencil...

    • @axelrios7692
      @axelrios7692 Před 4 lety +19

      She is literally a bella

    • @Teddyiscute
      @Teddyiscute Před 4 lety +34

      Except worse despite being older. And supposedly the author was inspired by Twilight so she’s legit a knock-off Bella Swan! Imagine being a knock-off of a character that already isn’t that good! lmao 😂🤣

    • @bonkiborns
      @bonkiborns Před 4 lety +21

      You forgot the *bites lower lip 82828 times*

  • @dreamsdreamcatcher3840
    @dreamsdreamcatcher3840 Před 4 lety +2344

    The level of disappointment when you realize that he doesn’t say devils tango not a single time

    • @jt5618
      @jt5618 Před 4 lety +14

      Ikr😂😔

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 Před 4 lety +28

      He is teasing us.

    • @LadyBherd
      @LadyBherd Před 4 lety +14

      He said it once.. I'll find it

    • @LadyBherd
      @LadyBherd Před 4 lety +26

      Nvm. It's just written on the screen :(

    • @leavoda3791
      @leavoda3791 Před 4 lety +4

      I watched the whole rhing again because I was 100% sure you arw wrong. You were right 😄🤩

  • @uruloki2758
    @uruloki2758 Před 3 měsíci +45

    If this movie was even slightly more realistic, no way Anna is leaving that building in anything other than a suitcase.

  • @MW-tu9nu
    @MW-tu9nu Před rokem +37

    Just imagine if they changed the music to horror and suspense. Nothing else. Dialogues and scenes are all the same. It would be pure horror movie.

  • @insensitive-lover8184
    @insensitive-lover8184 Před 4 lety +1614

    "I don't do the girlfriend thing." *Proceeds to pull her in and touch her face*

  • @jramirez8637
    @jramirez8637 Před 3 lety +3610

    Alternate title: Ana Steel ignores every possible red flag imaginable for an hour and a half

  • @shootingsmilla1239
    @shootingsmilla1239 Před rokem +42

    9:39 that’s a medieval torture room

  • @Ryan_Wayne
    @Ryan_Wayne Před rokem +38

    "It's not about anything." Sums up the whole series pretty accurately.

  • @noamordechai4288
    @noamordechai4288 Před 4 lety +8088

    And that's why kids, fanfics should stay in Wattpad.

    • @nana-nl7zz
      @nana-nl7zz Před 4 lety +685

      correction: bad fan fictions should stay in wattpad

    • @erinelizabeth290
      @erinelizabeth290 Před 4 lety +254

      and that's on after

    • @tipsytopsy9534
      @tipsytopsy9534 Před 4 lety +84

      But like if The Hoodie Girl was made into a movie, I don't think it would be that bad.

    • @juanitaparpandacute3511
      @juanitaparpandacute3511 Před 4 lety +115

      @@nana-nl7zz correction: I havent seen a good one leaving wattpad so.... It doesnt affect in anything

    • @officialname9817
      @officialname9817 Před 4 lety +7

      Celestial Fandom I’ve never read it before

  • @andreahaasnoot1931
    @andreahaasnoot1931 Před 4 lety +1566

    Child: 'where do babies come from?'
    Alex Meyers: 'well, when two people love eachother they FIRETRUCK'

  • @allienartist2068
    @allienartist2068 Před rokem +59

    the fact that this movie was inspired by a fanfiction of twilight makes it even better

  • @kgrimes842
    @kgrimes842 Před 5 měsíci +45

    She continues to make out with pencils 😂😂 don't know why but that made me laugh so hard

  • @suspiciousvan3100
    @suspiciousvan3100 Před 4 lety +14647

    Fifty shades of red flags.

  • @shm236
    @shm236 Před rokem +29

    This is the only film that I can NOT say "at least it is a better love story than twilight".

  • @mariamhaitham1055
    @mariamhaitham1055 Před 2 lety +22

    Christian: "i wanna control everything about you and your life"
    Ana: "I don't want that at all.. But sure"

  • @riley-tv6cz
    @riley-tv6cz Před 4 lety +6994

    imagine being kidnapped from a bar while drunk, waking up in some dudes hotel room where he takes his shirt off, eats your toast and says "𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓅"

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 Před 4 lety +701

      That’s literally every person’s worse nightmare

    • @ashteal3499
      @ashteal3499 Před 4 lety +364

      i would beat the crap out of him

    • @ariesmoon4892
      @ariesmoon4892 Před 4 lety +194

      😂😂it's really weird thinking about it now

    • @zu5853
      @zu5853 Před 4 lety +54

      Your avatar is everything

    • @riley-tv6cz
      @riley-tv6cz Před 4 lety +22

      @@zu5853 haha ty

  • @sinclairethomas8197
    @sinclairethomas8197 Před 4 lety +9510

    Fifty Shades is just "Big Red Flags: The Documentary Series."

    • @meto9285
      @meto9285 Před 4 lety +364

      50 Shades of Red Flags

    • @legzfalloffgirl5148
      @legzfalloffgirl5148 Před 4 lety +65

      I seriously thought that was going to be playing through the whole episode

    • @hugoferreira4065
      @hugoferreira4065 Před 4 lety +58

      @@meto9285 More like 50 flags of red

    • @choutzuyu8915
      @choutzuyu8915 Před 4 lety +74

      Fifty Shades could also be titled "How to get into a toxic relationship: The Documentary Series"

    • @sinclairethomas8197
      @sinclairethomas8197 Před 4 lety +36

      @Jim Johnson He makes her cry multiple times in the movies and even more in the books. The books are also filled with Anna's constant worries that ANYTHING she does could result in Christian yelling at and beating her. The only thing she likes is Christian; not his baggage and not the majority of the BDSM they try.

  • @staghearted9875
    @staghearted9875 Před rokem +91

    "I don't make love. I *FIRETRUCK*"
    "Oh psh sure, a millionaire has a room full of toys but I take a girl to my sailor moon room and suddenly I'm weird, I see how it is"
    I adore this humor.

  • @dhro02
    @dhro02 Před 2 lety +61

    7:51 Alex's laugh when Christian said, "I would like to bite that lip" was too cute. I can't-

  • @hannahwhatley8373
    @hannahwhatley8373 Před 4 lety +6270

    Ana: "What do I get out of all this?"
    Christian: *smirks* "Me."
    Me: *vomits in mouth*

    • @Valeria-tm6ft
      @Valeria-tm6ft Před 4 lety +232

      But I also don't do romance, so don't get your hopes up

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear Před 4 lety +145

      When that scene came up, I was thinking, "don't tell me you're gonna say 'me,' christian...." XD

    • @alexagarcia2275
      @alexagarcia2275 Před 4 lety +90

      If that’s my reward then I rather give it back 😂

    • @kaislife2073
      @kaislife2073 Před 4 lety +35

      I snorted

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před 4 lety +30

      @@alexagarcia2275
      Me: "Hope you kept the receipt..."
      "What, that's it? Do you at least come with a Ginsu knife set? Wait, actually, don't answer that..."
      "Oh ... well... What's behind Door Number 2?"
      "Damn, if you were the catch when I was fishing with Dad, I'd throw you back then depth charge the lake."

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 Před 4 lety +4509

    “You signed the papers. That means you can’t call the police.” -Christian Grey

    • @oi3702
      @oi3702 Před 4 lety +301

      Cri Lune I know it’s a joke but actually contracts don’t mean anything in specific situations, for example, signing an NDA doesn’t mean you can’t disclose that information is it’s a life or death matter and shit so technically she could call the police and she should’ve called the police

    • @afairyist9981
      @afairyist9981 Před 4 lety +167

      @@oi3702 It's more about him being mentaly abusive towards her. Abusers will often tell their victim/s that they can't tell anyone, can't leave, that no one would care and a lot more and this often becomes the reality for the victim. They will also often convince the victim that they agreed to/ deserve (sometimes both) what is being done to them. Christian literally made her sign a contract!

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Rickyblobby ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KirstenMarie_MS3
      @KirstenMarie_MS3 Před 4 lety +36

      @@oi3702 True. Even I'm allowed to break HIPPA if there's signs of neglect or abuse or if someone reports it to me.

    • @catlover1039
      @catlover1039 Před 4 lety +1

      Lolo Lol actually Christian

  • @someone-338
    @someone-338 Před rokem +42

    I feel so bad for the actor of Christian he was probably like “you want to do WHAT?-“

  • @helenoaklin1982
    @helenoaklin1982 Před rokem +21

    "Rain makes everything more dramatic."
    Ended me😂😂😂💓

  • @user-nd1rk8rr1b
    @user-nd1rk8rr1b Před 3 lety +4456

    "Are you lost baby girl?"...ah no, wrong movie

  • @elysek5635
    @elysek5635 Před 4 lety +2189

    "I don't do romance"
    Ten seconds later
    "I'd like to bite that lip"

  • @Banyo__
    @Banyo__ Před 2 lety +335

    This movie asks me to ditch everything I've ever learned about staying safe in the world of dating from literally everyone I've ever met like....don't date some dude that says he's not the one for you, don't go home drunk with some man you barely know, don't take pills from said man left on the nightstand, don't normalize some guy stalking you, don't find it normal that some dude sold your car without your permission, don't volunteer to be whipped...I mean...real life Christian Grey's are Jeffrey Epstein, and we all know how that turned out...

    • @sleepystephi
      @sleepystephi Před 2 lety +14

      You probably meant Harvey Weinstein because Epstein liked them younger but yes

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 Před rokem

      @@sleepystephi I could see Christan as a pedo

  • @DracoPadilla
    @DracoPadilla Před rokem +22

    8:52 Bro you killed me with that 🤣

  • @margaritamerchan3459
    @margaritamerchan3459 Před 4 lety +9708

    Christian grey is attractive only because he’s rich, and hot, if not this would be on an episode of criminal minds 😂

    • @soundsoftheheart3164
      @soundsoftheheart3164 Před 4 lety +122

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!! OMG

    • @laureenambani8739
      @laureenambani8739 Před 4 lety +245

      Watch the Fall ( wierd its the same actor as Christian).
      It shows u 100% of what Christian would have turned out had he not been rich. In The Fall a guy kills brunnetes that looked like his mom , he takes pictures and wanks to the corpses of the women hes killed, a teenage girl that looks like Ana is madly inlove and he tells her the way Christian told Ana "am not the one for you".
      Trust me the Fall is the broke version of Christian Grey

    • @margaritamerchan3459
      @margaritamerchan3459 Před 4 lety +31

      Loraine Kat That’s a really good point!

    • @niseeredddreamer8926
      @niseeredddreamer8926 Před 4 lety +20

      @@laureenambani8739 omg yes, I love that show and I've always said that.

    • @aurielanderson79
      @aurielanderson79 Před 4 lety +8

      I cackled!! 🤣🤭

  • @abyssalnightmare551
    @abyssalnightmare551 Před 4 lety +3129

    as a normal sane-ish young woman, this movie is genuinely terrifying

    • @nataliejoy7751
      @nataliejoy7751 Před 4 lety +105

      I felt the sane-ish part😂

    • @vanessabrown5438
      @vanessabrown5438 Před 4 lety +17

      Beyond scary

    • @ktgirl-oh9px
      @ktgirl-oh9px Před 4 lety +38

      So are the books. I couldn't get past the first 2-3 pages in the books when I was 16. Nowadays I hate even the covers.

    • @ruby4416
      @ruby4416 Před 4 lety +14

      ktgirl 75761 I think I’m one of the only people that loved the books and films 🤪😂😂

    • @anxiety512
      @anxiety512 Před 4 lety +40

      This movie doesn't seem like a romance, it feels like it's a horror story instead

  • @ericachavez3949
    @ericachavez3949 Před rokem +35

    " I firetruck” 😂😂😂

  • @The-bi5ry
    @The-bi5ry Před rokem +56

    I honestly believe the first movie works great as a stand alone. The last scene in the elevator where she says "No" when Christian tries to approach her when she breaks up with him is so powerful.

    • @metalpleasure
      @metalpleasure Před měsícem +2

      Aaaaand then they get back together in the second book 😭

    • @katarinabrunk8698
      @katarinabrunk8698 Před měsícem

      If the movie was tagged differently, sure

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +1803

    I feel violated by Christian's mere description.

    • @anushahossain2965
      @anushahossain2965 Před 4 lety +22

      You're in here too!!?!! 😮

    • @randmahmoud7109
      @randmahmoud7109 Před 4 lety +21

      @@anushahossain2965 i know righttt
      He is everywhere

    • @voragami
      @voragami Před 4 lety +8

      aye its the guy without a mustache

    • @alienc0mplex207
      @alienc0mplex207 Před 4 lety +11

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I swear we watch all the same vids and youtubers

    • @daniellemillet1548
      @daniellemillet1548 Před 4 lety +3

      I love that you have Jellal as your profile pic

  • @amoralexandria3071
    @amoralexandria3071 Před 4 lety +2619

    “How many women have stayed in this room?”
    “15”
    “That’s a lot of women…”
    LMFAO have you watched Love Island? That’s nothing.

    • @lanebreakerRBH
      @lanebreakerRBH Před 4 lety +41

      it actually nothing
      my partner has had like...30 play partners 😂

    • @colinehay
      @colinehay Před 4 lety +42

      Right? 15 people is like...junior year of college number of partners. Hardly a lot.

    • @imayeti.4674
      @imayeti.4674 Před 4 lety +25

      Amor Alexandria *laughs in the bachelor*

    • @kackareznickova5431
      @kackareznickova5431 Před 4 lety +10

      my had none only me😇❤️

    • @lanebreakerRBH
      @lanebreakerRBH Před 4 lety +7

      @500daysofinternet pahahaha same 😂 other girls into kink clearly noped tf out of there

  • @2013venjix
    @2013venjix Před 10 měsíci +19

    14:56! Whip, cry, break up, credits.

  • @KC-wb7lq
    @KC-wb7lq Před 2 lety +118

    I almost threw my phone when Christian said “men must be throwing themselves at you.” Anna is more plain that white bread. She as a character is just boring and not especially attractive so how does this billionaire playboy suddenly become obsessed with her? I guess cause the script says so 🙄

    • @charu.sanjeev
      @charu.sanjeev Před rokem +2

      i kind of feel the same thing 🙂

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 Před rokem +38

      Actually, its probably her blandness that is attractive. It has a kind of innocence. He likes control. Its a perfect fit because she gives up control so easy.

    • @KC-wb7lq
      @KC-wb7lq Před rokem +4

      @@waltermh111 that makes sense! I guess to him she would be the ultimate sub

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla Před 10 měsíci +4

      ​@@waltermh111You know what would be interesting? A fierce, sassy girl with self respect and a great personality gets stalked. The girl does not give up control of her life easily and eventually escapes the relationship.

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I mean come on , dakota is definitely attractive but yeah anna is so bland , so boring , bella from twilight and hell even the female character in 365 days at least had a personality kind of , sort of , probably

  • @lilawkwardbaby9600
    @lilawkwardbaby9600 Před 3 lety +12400

    Christian: I will not force you to stay you can leave whenever you want
    Anna: *leaves*
    Christian: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729
      @gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729 Před 3 lety +452

      Christian: *proceeds to act like he doesn’t take “no” for an answer*

    • @lilawkwardbaby9600
      @lilawkwardbaby9600 Před 3 lety +154

      @@gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729 in conclusion christian is a jerk

    • @justadeadlittlebean7833
      @justadeadlittlebean7833 Před 3 lety +40

      @@lilawkwardbaby9600 yess

    • @jamalsiddiqi8632
      @jamalsiddiqi8632 Před 3 lety +40

      @@lilawkwardbaby9600 and wants ana to be his slave

    • @cp2342
      @cp2342 Před 3 lety +132

      Then he proceeds to fucking stalk her and watches her every move and probably puts a tracker on Ana’s phone as I’ve never seen the movie I’ve heard how crazy he is

  • @violent_bulldog
    @violent_bulldog Před 4 lety +877

    “And then he eats her toast”
    See, it sound like an innuendo... but, it literally isn’t

  • @IdaNarciso-ge8du
    @IdaNarciso-ge8du Před 9 měsíci +8

    "if u were mine you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week"
    Uhm NOPE.😀

  • @TheOldMan-75
    @TheOldMan-75 Před rokem +19

    I always get a little sad when I think about how much money these movies and books made.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 4 lety +1694

    "I'd like to bite that lip."
    *heavy wheezing intensifies*

  • @elliej3an123
    @elliej3an123 Před 4 lety +5681

    Christian is just like “let me control every single thing about you” and then Anna is like “omg sounds great, i’m in!”

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 Před 4 lety +100

      Ellie H My god, and people want to see reductions in rape and sexual assault.

    • @choutzuyu8915
      @choutzuyu8915 Před 4 lety +256

      Him: * wants a toxic relationship *
      Her: omg how romantic!

    • @marcelaneopolitan7253
      @marcelaneopolitan7253 Před 4 lety +55

      Sounds like a cult

    • @kaylamorgan9094
      @kaylamorgan9094 Před 4 lety +71

      Girl that’s just a kinkier version of Bella and Edward.
      Edward: I’m a monster who’s entire appeal is based around the ability to capture prey. By prey I mean people. I can’t control myself. I want to kill you and drain you dry. I will probably fuck up or one of my family members will and you’ll probably die.
      Bella: I don’t care

    • @roxannelewis3293
      @roxannelewis3293 Před 4 lety +15

      She did ask what she gets out of it lol

  • @maddihsonsteel2698
    @maddihsonsteel2698 Před 2 lety +36

    I’ll be shameless enough to say I read the books when I was 13 and had no idea what actual real relationships were like. Now I look back and it’s just plain awkward 😂 this series really shouldn’t have gotten as popular as it did 😅

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Worst part is this story is wrote by a woman. E. L. James fantisizing about being abused. And all cos the man she imagined in the story was rich and hot.

  • @Reaganreads
    @Reaganreads Před 4 lety +1125

    "I don’t make love, I firetruck."
    I lost it.

  • @theinternet4040
    @theinternet4040 Před 4 lety +3054

    I don’t think there was a moment in this movie where I didn’t immediately think either ‘that’s creepy’ or ‘that’s awkward af’

    • @taphel7125
      @taphel7125 Před 4 lety +41

      Lexie Foxx And usually both at the same time

    • @boybutchpatriot3477
      @boybutchpatriot3477 Před 4 lety +6

      A lot of females like this stuff dude

    • @user-one8707
      @user-one8707 Před 4 lety +44

      White boy Butch 88 some women* Stop generalizing dude.

    • @theinternet4040
      @theinternet4040 Před 4 lety +29

      White boy Butch 88 I hate to break it to you but...I’m a woman

    • @tophatring8445
      @tophatring8445 Před 4 lety +18

      White boy Butch 88 I get why you would say that because two middle aged women made this I believe but nope I’m a woman and I hate this

  • @Iamdafish
    @Iamdafish Před 10 měsíci +10

    If someone tried to eat my toast theyre gunna be tasting my fist

  • @mickih2872
    @mickih2872 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The commentary on this absolutely killed me. And the end comments are so true lol

  • @Xanegoh
    @Xanegoh Před 4 lety +2600

    My only guess on why Anna eventually goes with Christian is because she's emotionally immature and wants someone dictating every part of her life.

    • @Xanegoh
      @Xanegoh Před 4 lety +113

      @Joshua J or she's just stupid.

    • @freeburrrd5140
      @freeburrrd5140 Před 4 lety +14

      @@Xanegoh 😂😂😂

    • @cyb3r665
      @cyb3r665 Před 4 lety +6

      Xanegoh lmao🤣

    • @conroyboothe9616
      @conroyboothe9616 Před 4 lety +42

      Plus he's made of money

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 Před 4 lety +22

      In the book she starts to get into the kinky shit too. The whole series is fucked up though😅😅

  • @chantelleg5253
    @chantelleg5253 Před 4 lety +2658

    I CANT HANDLE THE AMOUNT OF ALEX’S UNCOMFORTABLE LAUGHING IN THIS FROM CHRISTIAN GREY’S SEXUAL ADVANCES

  • @jugg4160
    @jugg4160 Před rokem +35

    This guy’s humor is so damn funny

  • @BloodNAshez
    @BloodNAshez Před rokem +54

    Just because you are rich and handsome doesn’t change the fact that you are a creep.

  • @vintakan
    @vintakan Před 4 lety +4113

    christian just screams “I’m not like the others” energy but cringier

    • @horatio1547
      @horatio1547 Před 4 lety +54

      edgelord

    • @simcraft9060
      @simcraft9060 Před 4 lety +74

      The embodiment of R/NiceGuys except he shows from the get-go his creepy side, but also try's to hide it, somewhat.

    • @nelrayven7624
      @nelrayven7624 Před 4 lety +44

      Anna is the one who screams 'Im not like other girls'
      Grey just screams 'nice guy'

    • @minez5628
      @minez5628 Před 4 lety +4

      @@simcraft9060 Exactly!

    • @username_taken836
      @username_taken836 Před 4 lety +7

      stefanie rhonda
      I thought you said, “Christians just scream...” Like the religion... 😂

  • @aarushidandin2502
    @aarushidandin2502 Před 4 lety +3663

    This movie would be downright absurd and creepy if Christian wasn’t “conventionally attractive.”
    Edit: I do think either way his actions are creepy and absurd. By “conventionally attractive” I mean by western society’s standards not based off of personal preference since that differs from person to person.

  • @Sh3rni_
    @Sh3rni_ Před 6 měsíci +9

    As someone who admittedly used to write fanfiction on Wattpad, when he breaks it down like this it is very much constructed like a badly written fanfiction and I never realized it until now 🤣 all the way down to the weird sexual lines that could've actually been pretty good if the timing wasn't so awkward and weird, to the chance encounters and the different ways they end up in the same room 😅

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 Před rokem +12

    I remember reading these books in middle school and all of my friends realized we might not be ready for relationships 😂

  • @estherd.b.16
    @estherd.b.16 Před 4 lety +2845

    "So they can all celebrate the fact that it's still 2015 in this world and they have no idea what's in store for them" hahaha

    • @teodorajovcevska1888
      @teodorajovcevska1888 Před 4 lety +119

      *laughs in 2020*

    • @sabreenybee
      @sabreenybee Před 4 lety +9

      Pffsh imagine that

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 Před 4 lety +13

      Not the best time in history but certainly better than now.

    • @boop9430
      @boop9430 Před 4 lety +1

      Esther DB I forgot we are in 2020 when I watched that and I had a big moment of realization

  • @UndeadEggmiester
    @UndeadEggmiester Před 4 lety +11124

    I feel like Christian would be one of those guys when after he dies they find a hidden room where he collected eyeballs.

    • @wtf-is-kwangya483
      @wtf-is-kwangya483 Před 4 lety +226

      This needs more likes 💀🤣

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia Před 4 lety +39

      😂😂😂

    • @m0t0b33
      @m0t0b33 Před 4 lety +60

      no, that was an episode in CSI Miami and the perp kinda got away with it because the CSI who processed the evidence in his case did something stupid and illegal so they had to discredit her and put all her cases in the spot light again...and then the show ended... gotta say.. I had a lot of Alex Meyers like reactions to the 10th season of that show LOL.

    • @niamhcawley7862
      @niamhcawley7862 Před 4 lety +40

      Pretty sure we saw that room only instead of eyeballs he had... toys

    • @Crystal-bw2zs
      @Crystal-bw2zs Před 4 lety +3

      Ikr

  • @elvishghoul
    @elvishghoul Před 3 měsíci +3

    ive never actually watched the movie, but my god the clips are so akward xD it feels like a wattpad book got a movie but it wasn’t professionally reviewed at all. also totally binging these videos. quickly becoming one of my favorite content creators.

  • @davethelong5093
    @davethelong5093 Před 2 lety +8

    His laughter outburst at 7:52 is absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @annie_xo
    @annie_xo Před 3 lety +14806

    If Christian was poor and ugly, this would have been a very different movie.

    • @rekhajoshi9228
      @rekhajoshi9228 Před 3 lety +492

      Yes. Yes it would.

    • @cloverihardlyknowher5190
      @cloverihardlyknowher5190 Před 3 lety +38

      Θάψε το σενάριο;

    • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
      @notwerkinginthishouse8634 Před 3 lety +27

      @@cloverihardlyknowher5190 what that means?

    • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
      @notwerkinginthishouse8634 Před 3 lety +54

      @@rekhajoshi9228
      idk if writer also regretted writing it.

    • @cloverihardlyknowher5190
      @cloverihardlyknowher5190 Před 3 lety +167

      @@notwerkinginthishouse8634 a greek channel did a review of the movie and they mentioned and illustrated with skits what it would look like if Christian was poor. I thought the person had seen their video. Regardless, it's great but in greek

  • @martinakuzmic6777
    @martinakuzmic6777 Před 4 lety +798

    "And then he eats her toast, cuz like at this point why not" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi Před 4 lety +23

      I would've sued him if ever even tried to eat my toast

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 Před 4 lety

      hello there
      I would be like, ok bitch that was a last drop!

  • @Cherbear35
    @Cherbear35 Před rokem +4

    "I dont make love..I...FIRETRUCK" -Alex Meyers

  • @LizzieNya
    @LizzieNya Před 17 dny +2

    "I never read the books"
    God bless your beautiful soul and let it stay that way

  • @sheluvslxchie
    @sheluvslxchie Před 4 lety +2103

    This show is like a terrible mix of twilight and “YOU” some creep and a girl magically that falls in love with said creep

    • @candypop1925
      @candypop1925 Před 4 lety +16

      If that ain't the truth 😂😂😂😂

    • @silentm0th
      @silentm0th Před 4 lety +16

      You was ok that's the worst part

    • @bowtiesarerad
      @bowtiesarerad Před 4 lety +24

      50 Shades was on TV recently, and I was like, "why does Christian Gray remind me of Joe Goldberg?"

    • @marla0412
      @marla0412 Před 4 lety +4

      @@bowtiesarerad omg he looks similar too i'm dead

    • @JasmineGeminiDragon
      @JasmineGeminiDragon Před 4 lety +3

      You just described most animes...

  • @emmaothorell
    @emmaothorell Před 4 lety +1406

    Her impression of him when she drunk-dialed him was actually the ONLY FUNNY THING IN THE WHOLE MOVIE SERIES

    • @plantemor
      @plantemor Před 4 lety +149

      Except for that wtf moment when he takes off his shirt, crawls toward her on the bed and takes a bite of her toast. I laughed to hard I cried

    • @dennisdebro5444
      @dennisdebro5444 Před 4 lety +52

      I think the "If you were mine you wouldn't be able to sit for weeks" and the "I want to bite that lip" was also pretty hilarious 😂

    • @Eris_Norregard
      @Eris_Norregard Před 4 lety +48

      @@plantemor Nope, the best is when earlier at that scene, she finds out they spent the night in the same bed when she was passed out drunk and asks him if they had sex and he replies "Necrophilia is not my thing." It was so unexpectedly funny. :D

    • @reaganbartels9993
      @reaganbartels9993 Před 4 lety +5

      Yep, and it's telling that it wasn't in the book.

    • @Denturess
      @Denturess Před 4 lety +2

      Violet Raven AGH that’s always bothered me bc necrophilia is dead ppl. He would be talking about somnophilia. The writing is so 😞😔😒

  • @lovelessbeloved6197
    @lovelessbeloved6197 Před měsícem +2

    When I saw anne for the first time:
    What? How is the falling relatable?
    And she didnt even knock before entering? Has she never been in a professional setting before when it comes to work?
    Or does she not know manners?

  • @okoreo
    @okoreo Před rokem +13

    The funniest part of this is that if the guy had been unattractive (by someone's personal standard) that this would had been seen as creepy but sense he's not it was seen as romantic and cute.

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys Před 9 měsíci +1

      he’s still extremely creepy tho?

    • @Vickyanimates
      @Vickyanimates Před 8 měsíci

      He is creepy. He’s not the hunchback of Notre Dame ugly, but he’s not hot either.

  • @aarshbhadra854
    @aarshbhadra854 Před 4 lety +1334

    should have been called "The rise of The Devils Tango"

    • @mercyxmutual
      @mercyxmutual Před 4 lety +15

      No no no the SECOND movie is the real devils tango compilation

    • @spacecat4409
      @spacecat4409 Před 4 lety +3

      He didn't even say devils tango once in this video

    • @eret1761
      @eret1761 Před 4 lety +1

      This made me laugh so much and i don’t know why

  • @sstarlight4840
    @sstarlight4840 Před 4 lety +2950

    Christian: *Aggressively takes off shirt* I don't like when you go out with your friends

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi Před 4 lety +206

      That was so weird and stupid, I just had to laugh

    • @Sunny-lt1zl
      @Sunny-lt1zl Před 4 lety +13

      Lmfaooooooo

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 Před 4 lety +88

      Him taking off his shirt was the most useless writing ever

    • @legzfalloffgirl5148
      @legzfalloffgirl5148 Před 4 lety +35

      Pffffffft... His abs ain't that great😴

    • @kcc235
      @kcc235 Před 4 lety +41

      It's interesting way to express anger.
      Frustrated? Take off your shirt.
      Angry? Take off your shirt.
      That makes so much sense lol

  • @adhc8560
    @adhc8560 Před rokem +1

    This is outstanding! The animations are everything. I"m dying of laughter.🤣😄😆

  • @rinaltair5415
    @rinaltair5415 Před 9 měsíci +7

    The fact that this series started out as a twilight fanfic... says a LOT lmao

  • @estherosei2864
    @estherosei2864 Před 4 lety +2087

    Anna: Are you gay?
    Christian: ... Yes
    Movie ends

    • @yizhuoluv2186
      @yizhuoluv2186 Před 4 lety +21

      Esther Osei wait i’ve never watched the movie before, is this true?

    • @estherosei2864
      @estherosei2864 Před 4 lety +86

      @@yizhuoluv2186 No lol it's a joke, in the beginning of the movie where ana questions christian she accidentally asks if he's gay to which he replies no.

    • @shre1908
      @shre1908 Před 4 lety +21

      OoO I wish

    • @slayeve
      @slayeve Před 4 lety +23

      like it was easy, i'm gay..movie finished

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 Před 4 lety +17

      😂 at least if that would have been in the movie it would have been more interesting

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 Před 4 lety +584

    Why do people (including my mom) think this is romantic-
    Its literally toxic. I don’t even care that they fall in love with each other, it still feels so wrong to me.
    It’s 50 shades of fucked up

    • @lesley-annfenwick
      @lesley-annfenwick Před 4 lety +29

      It is legit scary.

    • @alib7775
      @alib7775 Před 4 lety +33

      That's a literal line in the book. "I'm 50 shades of fucked up"

    • @FabulousKilljoy917
      @FabulousKilljoy917 Před 4 lety +3

      A Melon Named Kate it’s the era. For so long that’s what women were showed a man should be to a degree but this is very extreme, obviously problematic and very cringey but god... oh god it’s firetrucking bad😂

    • @hw5062
      @hw5062 Před 4 lety +4

      It's cause its a fanfic. It's shitty writing. The same thing as after. They are all toxic but it's okay because the guy is hot.

    • @zoemckenzie7310
      @zoemckenzie7310 Před 4 lety

      Yes and just fuckin cringey

  • @gabriellarandall3697
    @gabriellarandall3697 Před rokem +18

    I never read or watched -- for good reason...I am glad now that I have watched your review, THANK YOU! I agree, it is a nightmare, there's no real story, there's no real romance, there's just torture & hell on earth. Thanks. Alex Meyers

  • @williansouza8724
    @williansouza8724 Před rokem

    man i love every frame of your animations.

  • @laylabednorski4949
    @laylabednorski4949 Před 3 lety +8674

    Someone made a mistake naming him Christian, he’s nowhere near holy.

  • @adamsiegel2719
    @adamsiegel2719 Před 3 lety +6783

    This is the one of the only movies where “Still a better love story than Twilight” does not apply

    • @MaddyPerez128
      @MaddyPerez128 Před 3 lety +384

      Ever heard of a movie called “365 days”?

    • @hopelesshaddy3332
      @hopelesshaddy3332 Před 3 lety +286

      I mean
      _It was based off of a twilight fic_

    • @analigiabatres9114
      @analigiabatres9114 Před 3 lety +326

      @@MaddyPerez128 ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GiRl

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Před 3 lety +161

      Twilight looks wholesome by comparison.

    • @bi_beans9011
      @bi_beans9011 Před 3 lety +26

      Ok. But imagine how much better twilight would be if bellice was canon

  • @draaijman
    @draaijman Před rokem +2

    One of your funniest videos! Laughed so hard at the marching band😂

  • @roll14tideroll
    @roll14tideroll Před rokem +8

    Whenever I get rejected I come back to these videos, they make me feel better lmao

  • @justhappy4071
    @justhappy4071 Před 4 lety +2795

    Christian: I would like to bite that lip
    Alex: *dies of laughter*