The Ace Family Must Be Stopped
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- čas přidán 1. 02. 2019
- ACE FAMLAAAAAAY
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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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BROFIST ........... - Komedie
Father: Austin
Daughter:Elle
Other daughter: no name
Mother: 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀
Who are U? Her name is deloras apparently.... nothing like delicious but they got it I guess:/
@@aysanmari9355 are you fucking stupid?
Yes she is
@@draingang4life r/cursedcomments
it’s “like” delicious... that can only mean it’s fergalicious, change my mind.
These pewdiepie videos are getting high quality
69
Finn Johnson weed
you're fucking sick
Finn Johnson That’s me at 17:25 😂
yes.
Pyro coming out of his house/apartment, a rare sighting
house (he said that in another vid)
Such a majestic sight
WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR LIKES
It used to be a display comment
He dabbed. Lmao.
It's funny how she's using a fake name for privacy but doesn't mind showing off everything her children does so they don't have any privacy
Fake name? Did she lie about Catherine being her middle name? Going by your middle name is not "using a fake name". It's how I've been called my whole life.
@@k-leb4671 and? That changes nothing
@@k-leb4671 not really the point of OP's comment but okay.
I don't know people still support these people
@@Jenna-in4br Yeah it does. That means it's not fake, it's her actual name
Content Cop vanished when CZcams needed him most....
And then came Pyropatrol.
true, we need more content cop
the pyrolice
More like Pyro Phelps
This is okay but content cop is actual art.
666 likes hmm...
The way he says “ace family member” sounds cult like
They obviously are a cult
Cuz it is
How generous
(m-)ace(-on) family
You know the every family member in the ace family probably have a tattoo branded on the left butt cheek
The toddler girl is basically named "She" in french
no, her name is L
@@obamagaming1298 still sounds the same
@@obamagaming1298 her name is elle
@davi_moon Je m'appelle Jeff
@@mahmoudkhaled9271 Crosont
Pranks. Makeup. Family vlogs. Commentary.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Family Vloggers attacked.
Only the Content Cop, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the Pyro Patrol, a commentator named Pyro, and although his commentary skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Pyro can save the world.
Pyro + Jojo References + higher production value = perfection
kremit the frog i agree, without the jojo part
Jotaro dies in Part 6.
I agree, but without the jojo part
ThlS pyR0 N00b wlTh a
4ll h!s miDr0L 4dds
kremit the frog hi dad
Let's not forget that Austin cheated on his wife several times...
Savannah's STARS he did?!
Proof?
Yeah can you send a link or somthing??
Source?
@@saltylemon8203 czcams.com/video/frBVhN_p-qU/video.html
Is the Ace Family supposed to be for children??? He curses so much, and I get that a lot of people curse on the internet now, but I don't think 6 and 7 y/o's should exposed to that
kihroudy. Time stamp?
@kihroudy. my man watches diesel patch, did you watch the recent live stream a few hours ago
@kihroudy. yeah same
@kihroudy. the comments here are filled with a lot of fangirls of Austin lmao
@kihroudy. yeah
You'd think a family as rich as them would be able to afford night vision security cameras
Yeah, that’s a real plot hole.
0:33 *the pyrocynical exits his home for the first time and is alone in the wilderness*
I read your comment in David Attenborough's voice
*someone dies right in front on me*
Cathrine: Let’s take a thumbnail here
Female logan paul
Female Logan paul
Good try to copy someone og comment
Good try to copy someone og comment
Good try to copy someones og comment
0:30
"If you're nice, you got something to hide."
That's actually a pretty good quote ngl.
Yeah true, in most cases.
The fact that pyro can just switch his audience from happy to sad instantly by will is terrifying
When you think about the evolution of Pyro's content, Pyro has gone through the greatest redemption arc in anime history.
REEEEEEEE
Ikr
AND JUSTIN Y. IS HERE.
NOW THE COMMENT SECTION IS COMPLETE
Wow I'm here b4 the comment section blows up.
Justin Y. My name jeff
‘The Man, the Myth, the Lesbian’
Ouch
“I was thinking, we need to take a thumbnail”
No, not even a youtuber would think of that when their HOUSE GETS BROKEN INTO
Anyone: **tries to tell everyone the ace family is fake**
The ace family: *YOU CHALLENGE ME MORTAL?*
As someone who works in security, It was obvious those "cops" were fake. If someone is filming you, you're not suppose to let them film the badge. Also, you MUST act professionally at ALL times while in uniform. Flashing hand signs will 100% get you fired.
don't matter well... you’re right, you have the right to film the badge (unless it obstructs the investigation), but if you KNOW you’re being filmed you must act professional. If that was a real officer he would’ve embarrassed the entire precinct. And the fact that the video has so many views means that thousands of people saw how he was acting and they will have to let him go. law-enforcement doesn’t tolerate that kind of unprofessional behavior. But to be clear you can film the badge, it just makes it easier to get in trouble if you slip up. But as an officer you could confiscate the camera. some people don’t like being recorded and it’s generally polite to ask or let anyone know they’re being filmed.
don't matter you’re right though I don’t wanna spread misinformation 👌
don't matter as long as you’re not in their way
Flashing hand signs you’re correct with, but not filming the badge isn’t correct - filming the police (even their badge) in general is not prohibited offense, at all as long as your not obstructing an investigation
this doesn't make sense?
Loving the internet historian meets content cop vibe
Quinten Cambridge that’s actually such a good comparison
Damn it. I was gonna post that.
Reminds me of The Right Opinion tbh
If only this video had come later… we could have had a part “Boxing Event”
Family channels: a legal way to do child labour
Sweat shops: SOMBODY, WRITE THAT DOWN
Pyrocynical is like that one weird cousin you don't want to hang out with, but then after a while, you realize they're one of your best friends - then you leave again for another year and forget you thought they were cool, and the whole cycle just keeps repeating
Thats very specific lol
There’s no story, I just see Pyro that way
Peacuch
Me with my cousin
specific but relatable
What? I don’t have a cousin like that...
Is it me??
The new Content Cop reboot looks pretty weird...
What we do here is go back-back-back-back...
Content Noir
vvsvlogs
This ain’t no content cop reboot, it’s actually it’s spin off series:
Law & Content
Special Exposers Unit
@@hybridepsilon2099 and iDubbz directed it
Plot twist
@@oddacity5883 way to back
9:56 the amount of laughing emojis makes me want to pull the trigger
There is nothing for you on the mortal plane. Think about it
"6th Grade? Bro we were like 10 years old!" That is literally only fifth grade, one grade difference lol.
Or 4th
@@greenmuffin1343 depends on birth date
When you get tired of waiting for a content cop so you make your own .
Modern problems require modern solutions
Adapt overcome improvise
omg lol
Nah man. This is content detective.
Where is content cop they’ve completely disappeared
*my dad's belt must be stopped*
Nah you like it
Damn you take a belt? Lucky, i take a 9mm and we play Russian roullette.
Yeah yeah oh
100th like
Kinky
Family channels: that just sounds like child labour with extra steps
Most security cameras have a built in infrared lights, light you can't see, and when it goes dark, it changes to camera to view infrared, flashlights wouldn't change it, just think about that
The opening scene is actually great Pyro 🧨
"hE sTolE İt fROm İdUbbZ
@@ohn8940 idubzz is what us in the gamer community call a SIMP
@@ireallydontknow08 it must be nice to be included
Is that the real mario odyssey?
Pyro is a great detective, straight from reddit
I like this whole detective take on it. You put tons of effort into it
It’s the content detective of CZcams
I can't wait for God's investigation on Petscop 2
I’m liking these new formats
Reminds me of a certain cop...
...a *Chontent Top*
Just more reason for him to drink tbh
I like how most of Austin's... live streams? Live talks? Ah fuck it. His livestreams are only viewed by people who just type heart eye emojis and laughing crying emojis. Definetly a mature and fully developed following he's got there.
Definitely not bots
@@iwanttobelieveit or any small children
“When we moved in we was a lot smaller” WTF YOU LIVE IN A MANSION AND YOU ONLY GOT 2 KIDS whereas you got me in a detached 3 bedroom with 5 people living in it
Man I am glad you called this out. Monetizing your child is really disgusting.
As a parent I really feel bad for these kids. I am certain it is going to have detrimental effects on their long term mental health.
You're telling me they coulb become like Austin ?
@@On_your_dead_homies oh God damn no
I would like but it would be 70
I'm not a big fan of kids and never wanted any, but even i wouldnt put my kid out there for monetary gain. thats disgusting
dhut up ur jus mad they get more money then you🤓 nerd loser that emoji look like you🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😍😍😍😍😚😚😚🤩🤩🤩😎😎😎😎
Is Pyro going to be the next Content Cop? If so, I’m totally fine with that.
It’s a dirty job, but someones gotta do it
he sorta has been, but I'm ok with it too
Stfu
No, he's content deputy
@Bill Nye The Science Guy if you don't know what im talking about...
Just leave it
Ace family at a funeral "Hey we need to take a thumbnail"
YOU DID IT MR CYNICAL CONGRATULATIONS
"Occupation: *Celebrity* "
Honestly that's a really Childish thing to do
Sex: Yes
You have a child as your profile picture
Wayfarin Stranger *Good point*
@@wayfarinstranger9962 you're cringe if you dont know the olsen twins
@@chromso Maybe he's European
Theory: Pyro was raised in a vlogging family, that’s why they hurt him on a personal level
That explains the apparent drinking problem.
the plot thickens
His dads in jail
Sharpshooting Porpoise yep
Welcome back everyone, time to enjoy the man that bully’s children
Image being one of their kids and finding this video lol
Austin has the facial hair of someone that would steal from charity.
Not just that his nasty evil grin he makes is like he’s gonna tie some women on the train tracks
He took hitlers mustache and put it on his chin
@@avylynn4523 yup
They’re basically DaddyOFive if DaddyOFive had a budget
See calling the ace family daddyofive would be an insult to daddyofive
You are literally everywhere
Daddy o five is way worse
Time to hit the kids
kremit the frog lol the other way round
"Also there's a baby..I think it's name is Homer or something" 😂 lol
1:27 this did not age well
first there was content cop now there is the drama detective
CJ sledjeski he’s not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
He isn't the hero we deserve nor the one we needed
Next up: Pyro Police
My theory is they broke the glass door on accident, got kicked out, and had to move
Perfect, lol
Makes sense
Seems legitimate
_accident_
BY accident
this aged well
5 yrs later and i'm just realising this could've been coffezilla in an alternative timeline
Pyrocynical leaves his house for the first time in years
nah, it's a set, he's too scared.
Lmao, that moment when you have a lot of money and your cameras don't have night vision.
bruh yes bruh yes
My car has night vision (I know no one asked)
bruh moment
@@justa4s_ thats pretty cool tho nil
This is the best Pyro “Covering a CZcams channel” Video he has made (in my opinion) I love the intro to death and the continuing theme of the intro through the topics is amazing.
They got stopped.
If Idubbz is the content cop, Pyro is the content detective
I totally thought on iDubbbz watching the firsts minutes of this vid
Wow u copied a comment
I want a full Content Precinct
@@Bruhmoment85 Which one?
pyro you dad af, i love you and im not even gay
I'm gay and I still love him
@@CandiCarcass-dk5hc but the real question is, do you give. Or do you take.
I think people actually used to call him dad like 2-3 years ago when he was starting these videos. Either that or mom, I'm pretty sure it was dad though because I remember calling him Papa Pyro or Daddy Pyro
Yeah, you are
vittu jusuha se siinä
This guy is more of a cop than those hired ones.
The guy that dab'ed on the 6:09 is a legend
Lol
The people in Austin's live chat mainly consists of 14-year old Snapchat girls let's be honest.
They be using the dog filter lookin like 👁️👅👁️
Nah more like cringey 8 year olds
Excuse me dont insult as 14yr old girls his fanbase is the same age as ell lol
His fan base are fetuses.
@@jadec.hughes7435 😭😭😭you got me crying in class 💀
Pyro + Jojokes + higher production value = perfection
ur stinky lol
Exactly
Yess
yare yare daze
+ Dark Souls references.
0:09
But me? No, i dont get paid
Me:all of you go away now
*unicorn family ,norris nuts, ace family,etc*leaves
Also me:except you,you stay
*fgteev being happy*
:Mom, can we get *Internet Historian* ?"
"We have *Internet Historian* at home."
*Internet Historian* at home:
works for me lol
I love this meme format.
Mate Product okay boomer
@@kootheshoe257 I'm only 7 years old, and i loved shrek so much.
@My penis is unbelievably small but Just because Pyro is more popular, it doesn't mean is content is better. Also if you like Pyro's content, i didn't want to offend you, this is just my opinion.
I honestly love how well all of the videos in 2019 that Pyro has made so far, they are 10 times more worth the wait and are still a very similar and great sense of humour, well done!
CordWit too over the top
Stop, he still hasn’t done petscop 2
@@patario5977 *StOp*
People hated StyxfunnyYT because he told them the truth.
His production value has gone thru the roof. He has probably started working with someone. I dunno but his last 2 vids have been dopee
I love the amount of postal 2 recordings are in this video
This is a better intro than any detective movie intro ive ever seen. Your amazing pyro
Pyro is getting the budget for these videos out of all these mid-roll ads. Remember to save some of that money to buy a car tho.
I thought that too.
He needs to learn how to drive first
@@liambaker8484 Oh yeah lol that too.
pyrocynical car
I remember you, you were the one who told me to breath manually
*Original Title*
100k views
*Overused **___** must be stopped title*
1000 Trillion Views
U wot
*quadrillion
IdarbsGaming that’s how mafia works
@@properrandom2338 alts
NFKERZ take notes
Gonna address the security system and the ACE Family not mentioning it. Firstly, he says the flashlights were tiny, but when they showed their camera on the front gate, it clearly had IR LEDs around the lens, then flashlights or not, you should be able to see the "burglar". Secondly, they have an alarm system, it must have been late at night during the break-in, so the system must've been armed in Stay mode, which activates all window, door, and glass break sensors, but doesn't arm the motion sensors, the glassbreak should've triggered the alarm, if not, Austin or Catherine should have pressed the nearest panic button, if it didn't alarm for the glass break. And Pyro, that motion sensor wasn't armed, the light indicates that it sensed movement, it sends a signal to the base station, but was ignored since the system wasn't armed.
Dam that’s some fucking gibberish in my eyes lol
Dude this funny
The Comment screen shot when Austin was saying he blessed
“you ain’t blessed you fake as hell boi”
pyro is evolving
DEVOLVING TO HIS OLD VIDEO SET UP WITH NO FACE CAM
AND NO PETSCOP 2
Makes higher quality content > gets less views. Fahk
AND he used the la noire theme, thats fuckinf great
He already looks like rabidluigi
That music at the end is genuinely painful. I'm so sorry that you've been forced to butcher your videos like this.
It's absurd and horrible
USE K ROOL AGAIN!!
School Child Even if he finds a perfect song that is good and can’t be fucked by copyright, I doubt he’d change it as he has nearly 500 videos. Beach walk is a memory now and is a great fucking song, here’s to corporations fucking independent creators!
It’s terrible
School Child this one sounds weird compared to the others
About the cameras, they might have fake cameras so people won’t break in, didn’t work lol
You really need to make that intro into a full-blown series.
Idubbbz is the cop and pyro is like an alcoholic private eye who's down on his luck and hasn't kicked his nicotine addiction... but he's got JoJo so I'm fine with this.
How did you make your name that
Accurate
Jowell Sinkfield with the power of his stand.
So they are Conner and Hank from Detroit: Become Human?
The Max payne of the youtube critics community
Pyro *IMMOLATES THE ACE FAMILY WITH THE FIRES OF KNOWLEDGE AND THE FLAMES OF LOGIC*
It just works
U mum homosexual
He's just a GoD
Literally shut the fuck up already
Fuck off. You’re not funny at all
I wise pyro once said
“Look at all of those midroll ads”
Aaaaaaand they lost their 🏠
Now solve the next Mystery Pyro "Case of the missing Dad".
He's not missing, he's in prison.
He came back didn’t you see the last video
@@javakio6267 no I have to watch it.
but his dad is still in jail. the real mystery is how did he get in and how do we get him out.
I guess we can say pyro really *Aced* it
That...that's actually a good pun.
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahh!”
*.....*
That profile pic kinda matches the comment
*laugh tracks*
The whole detective theme to this is so great. Thank you pyro.🔍🚬
This is probably my most favorite videos of his and I dont even know why.
Pyrocynical, Mall Cop 3
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
we gotta get Kevin James on this project
Jonas Wijte That’s me at 17:25 😂
@@ThatGuyNers1 If that's really you, you're not cool kid.
"Your dad dies"
*HeY I sHouLd MAke a ThuMbnAil out Of tHis*
My dad is in prison
Time to make a thumbnail
Can you fix it?
@@gimmemugetsu359 Yes we can!
@@elian4662 gone sexual
Kookie King bob the builder can.
"My parent's crib"
WHAT
I watch theses vids while I’m playing battle front two on a nice warm night
house *gets BROKEN into*
catherine : AH YES BROKEN GLASS !!!! THUMBNAIL TIME !!!!
Nah I’m pretty sure you mean delicious instead of catherine
@@moonlux3834 me too he is wrong
*FUCK*
Dad from the Ace Family: I can't believe they took $11 off of each ticket just to have ambulances on site, so that's taking off almost a third of each ticket's price JUST for the chance to possibly save somebody's life In case of an emergency.
So annoying right they need to save people
yeah these idiots, they need to live? i need 11 dollars more on every ticket though
Bro wtf, people’s well being??
@Harry yeah, God forbid that, that would be Armageddon
I am surprised it's as high as $11 per ticket though. Considering how many people attended, that's a lot of money for ambulances.
Notice how it's always "For Charity" so he can write it off, THEN charging for everything else.
intro exist:
pyro: *FASHION*
6 ads! I'm so happy for you Pyro!
*Now go buy that car.*
Oh yeah yeah
bold for you to assume he can drive
You be that lvl 100 boss
Qloud YT
Vauxhall Corsa
@rory polhill I have something you'll like
Your videos just keep getting better and better
Agreed keep it up pyro
Or do they?
*Vsucc, Michael here*
True, but we don't allow quality content in the Pyrocynical channel, so the guy in the video is an imposter.
When he makes petscop 2
tasty ramen his videos are more like johntron’s vids
The intro was more epic than the time my dad went to prison
-Mom can we have Internet Historian?
-No son, we have Internet Historian at home
-Internet Historian at home:
They don't even make content honestly, they just... do things
That's how mafia works!
kermit i sub to you
Content cop? ❌
Content detective✅
czcams.com/channels/Ob99lHCE-7rcZUggDheZXA.htmlfeatured
Man now that i started playing Postal 2 I can finally appreciate all the memes
Pyro in a top hat is one of my new favorite things