These YouTubers Are "Dying"
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“We’re quitting youtube so turn on notifications”
You wouldn’t wanna miss their next video from beyond the grave
They gonna collab with Kitty0706
Actually no wait he was a legend these guys are idiots
We are giving away Chronic Kidney Failure!
that name, that goddamn name
I agree with the notifications TURN ‘EM ON
My father passed away 5 years ago from kidney failure. He was on dialysis and his diet was restricted to only fluids. he was in such an amount of pain, and constantly said he wasn't even living, because he couldn't even eat real food anymore. He begged to die and stopped doing his dialysis because he was suffering so much, and ultimately died the week of when I was 17. The fact that these sick, disgusting creatures could sit here and pretend to have even a fraction of the condition that killed my father for monetary gain enrages me beyond belief. I hope they get their karma. I hope they rot.
23K
Rip
My mom is currently going through kidney failure also I know the pain and suffering, my heart goes out to u and ur father who passed
I'm very sorry
Yeah its so blatant they are lying who goes to a chiropracter for kidney disease come on
I’m also late but I’m sorry about what happened and I do agree that these brothers should rot for there lies
“Spongebob will look like this in 2020”
Yeah
@Colee55 :(
@Colee55 This is so sad
@Colee55 nobody said it was gonna change that video was clickbait
2020 already passed and spongebob doesn't look like shoenice
Y e a h
It’s 2021 and spongebob has yet to look like that
Yea like what the fuck
Yeah It's 21st Of March Of 2021 And SpongeBob Is Still Not Like That
April 22, 2021 and spongebob still doesn't look like that
Yeah bro where the new spongebob man 😔
still waiting...
so guys we did it, we are dying.
Itsa me malario
@@elboesen4895 dit you just made fun of my country africa?
250.000 subsribers dying and there are still more left
Oh, you did not
Fuck off😁
_So guys we did it, a quarter of million CZcamsrs are dead._
👏 Doing good in the comment game Daniel 👏
Yes
Piss off
Thanks Thanos
Leave me alone
3:46
“Imagine Markiplier being hospitalised in his bed”
I don’t need to imagine that. It happens surprisingly frequently.
I don't watch him or know much so can y'all explain
@@transcendentallll, He has a habit of getting injured and ending up at the hospital.
@@ballisticblocker9163 its called masochi- *gets kidnapped*
@@WW1N73R, He isn’t a masochist, he just wants to test his limits and to see if he can go even further beyond.
@@ballisticblocker9163 thats exactly what a masochist would say
*insert overused coronavirus joke about coughing and dying*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro this is so 💃🏻 *funny* and topical, coronavirus LOL
@@watership1097 LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
what glasses does he have?
*-insert overused unfunny amogus meme-*
i laughed so hard!!!!! 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If he has kidney failure (which is what would be the case from what he is saying about fluid retention) then he would be on dialysis to deal with it and keep him alive til a transplant. How do I know that? I have been on dialysis for 3 years, I still work, but I am sick as hell and in constant pain, someone faking it for yt views? That just pisses me off
And my grandpa died of sick and non functional kidneys, he was on dialysis for about 7 years. 7 years of torture before death, and these pieces of shit wants to spit in the faces of people who actually died or are suffering from it
very nice
you look like ur 12 what the fuck are you doing here
My mother has polycystic kidney disease and needs help every day, this guy is running around being active and not having a giant needle jammed in his arm 3hrs a day 3 times a week, obviously hes faking and I can't even begin to describe how disgusting it is.
Dude I hope you get a kidney soon
I am dying...
I have 4 weeks to live...
I have several serious illnesses...
*WaNnA jOiN mY fReE gIfT cArD gIvEaWaY*
Radó Áron i habe AIDS
Not really.
yesent
Haa I HaVe AiDs WaNt To GoIn My FrEe Fortnut GiVe AwAy!!!
So guy's we finally did it!
Xtream gamez: we`re dying
me: the guy on the right looks like a corpse already
We're
I can confirm, Spongebob does not look like that in 2020...
The other brother suffers from extreme acne
no vertigo
Lumbago
ustedes
He was joking
Waelotheboss wael and massive forehead disease
"2 iPhones, *literally* two"
"That's how much we love you"
Ikr
Maybe we can just cut them both up for each other
Bro. BROOOOO C R I N G E
@@jasonmarshall9368 *C R I N G E*
*C R R R I I I I I I I I N N N G G G E E*
That's how much *i want to to lose more subs that usual* ತ_ತ
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that Pyro owns and knows how to play a saxophone?!
That’s like owning a piano, head butting the notes and saying you can play the piano
I can't play the saxophone!
pyro: prays
God: turn on the halo theme
The year is 2020 and spongebob has not changed yet
Edit: Spongebob is apparently gay now?
Except without Stephen hillenburg
@@muhammadlathif4710 im saying to what they described as
@@lil_toaded7013 ok then
Banana
No it has trust me
They look like they came from the same cave as Casey Neistat.
EliteBeatDrummer LMAO nice
Abunga
No it's the Reaction Channel cave. They crawled out of it after their counterparts tried to copyright react videos.
ooga booga many balding cavemen
EliteBeatDrummer i think you mean “Ka-si-ai Ni-ai-stat”
I love how they never once mention the actual name of the disease, nor say how the disease works, they just say kidney problem and retain fluid. If they've had this for 4 years, their doctor should've told them the exact name, and what it is doing to their bodies, and how it is killing them.
2020's over and spunchbob never looked like that.
ah yes spunchbob
Skunk mop
aw hell nah
This is so sad😞😰😓😭
Spunctureboob looks about the same in 2021 tbh
MAKING A FIDGET SPINNER OUT OF MY FLUID BAGS (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Now that’s epiC
Le'4che Henry epic
Join my free fluid bag giveaway!1!
Are you the person from Carson's video? (or just fake) czcams.com/video/F0SpmxSD05E/video.html
Legit probably already a vid
-I am dying-
*we* are dying
Communism prevails.
You are all idiots when you pretend to be communists and Russians.
Praise Stalin!
fuck off, phony westerner
I want to game over
☭
As an Australian, I deeply apologize for this blasphemy.
"We are going to die... BUY MY MERCH GUYS, BUY MY MERCH!!!"
So guys, we did it
We finally gave away an iPhone+ before we *died*
I get it your the best 10/10
"We are dying."
More like
"We are game ending ourselves."
BadZed I wanna game end myself
YO ONE TIME I GAME-ENDED MY WHOLE SCHOOL
More like we’re game ending our careers
I like how they showed a picture of correct posture as “wrong” and showed someone slouching as “right” when slouching can mess with your vertebrae/back.
Coming from 2020 here. Spongebob has not changed. It’s the only thing in our lives that has now remained consistent.
Xtremegames: We forgive you all
Pyro: **cries in british**
Baljeet_on_steroids yes he is
*inhales in Spanish*
Nono it is laughs in British
*drinks in Russian*
**leaves in Thai**
Doctor: literally snaps his neck
Also doctor: VARY gentle
Lol so true
9:31 look at pyros reaction
Nice
The doctor when he accidentally killed him:oops!
Target eliminated, good work 47.
Apparently teaching a person how to sit down on a chair is epic.
it always makes me so happy to hear “corridors of time” played in the background of pyro’s videos
several
obnoxious
guys
undermine
youtube
so
we
edited
deception
into
dumb
internet
television
SO GUYS WE DID
chasebh89 underrated comment
so guys we did it..
One of the first funniest comments ever
So gays we did it
"We are dying"
This meme was written by M14 gang
No olympia niggas are the ones dying
I want to die
olympia forevr
*MP40 gang*
Olympia is better
these guys say "literally" more than I do.
impressive.
I can confirm now that spongebob looking different is the least of our concerns
Extremegamez: *fakes own death*
ImJaystation: *looks seductively at own girlfriend*
Amanul Islam 😋
thats a good one
OMG GIORNO GIOVANNA PLEASE HEAL THESE 2 BOYS WITH GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM SO WE CAN SEE WHO WILL WIN THE IPHONE GIVEAWAY
Meanwhile N3ON is in the corner
@@ronan82 well I haven't watched part 5 yet but I watched 1,2,3,4
It reminded me of "KSI has cancer.“
Guys you are not gonna believe this
KSI IS cancer
fixed
Wanna join my gift card giveaway. Subscribe, like the video, stop
and is dying soon
InfernoCA yeah
2020... SpongeBob doesn't look like absolute shit yet
YET
@@lizard6498 10 more years I say
There was this one insane chiropractor I once knew who said that the spine was linked to every part of the body, not just the bones, but every organ as well. So when a very specific part of your spine is out of whack you could get rashes on your skin. I'm pretty sure he was trying to indirectly paint himself as a cure-all doctor. Needless to say, I didn't know him long.
They’re getting *G A M E E N D E D*
EPIC!!!
*dies in default dance*
Lol
@Daniel Casey xd
stop game ending or everybody is gonna go home
Doctor: You have 10 minutes to live .
XtremeGamez : It giveaway time .
10 minute ad revenue
10:0000000001
spoiler alert from 2020: spongebob does not look like that. God thought that would push 2020 into the pit of destruction.
It's 2021 now
I'm still waiting for that SpongeBob change.
And also god decided to not kill us and let us deal with dumb people on Twitter and TikTok as a punishment instead.
2022 SpongeBob still doesn't look like that
by far my fave of your videos so far and the subtitles were epik
"There's alot of clickbait on youtube"
*_Flashback to Car Sex_*
420 subs with no videos? *Flashback to Craziest Women Ever Eats Sand*
@@zachs.8672 *Flash Back to Shrek Was Swag*
10 fortnite youtubers that game ended
Get epic gamed
its 2034 and i can confirm spongebob looks like that as of right now bruh they were clickbaiting that he would look like that in 2020
I am in 2077 and spongebob still doesn’t look like it’s depicted in the video
Edit: it’s 2297 and spongebob finally has one skin cell that looks like that in the video
Edit 2: it’s 3895 and spongbob’s eyelash looks like the one in the video
“Johnny has got 4 weeks to live”
That’s so cool what an epic prank.
"""""I've made a severe lapse in my judgement."""""
I'VE MADE A SEVERE AND CONTINUOUS LAPSE IN MY JUDGEMENT.
O^O
And i dont deserve to be forgiven by it or defended by it
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet, I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video, I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But, most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.
@@nayjelalas289 gg
Guys I bumped my knee yesterday, I’m gonna die. Goodbye all of you. Make sure you turn notifications on.
Ok now this is epic guys
AND SUB
Rest In Pacito
RIP 😢😭🙏🏽
He need some milk. If that doesn't work, then...Meme.
“How spongebob will look in 2020”
Yeah not sure
I mean... The animation hasn't changed... But something else definitely changed.
I like how the light gives Pyro funny eyes in his glasses.
"Guys I coughed Yesterday, I am literally dying" guys, we have found patient zero
It all makes so much sense now
we know what to do
Bring in Elmo
that one persona in p5 which persona are you
yes
They meant to say “my channel is dying”.
No they are legends this channel is duing noob
I bet you got no vixtory Royale in fortbite
@@googles1000 I can't tell if you're joking, or if you're a 5 year old
@@hassanmahmood2727 no u xdddddd
@@googles1000 you're joking because I found another comment from you that was in perfect English
I am a time traveler and I have to confirm that spongebob does NOT look like that in 2020
Two years later:
How to make a giant pizza slice!!!
No joke
Pyro is actually insane, he can literally watch these cringy ass videos without skipping wtf
Light it's the sunglasses
he's a masochist
look at my pfp
Lying about dying ❌
They spelt we’re wrong ✅
*weaher'sntest'dvely
that rhymed dr suess
Blurple Wurple s
dumb maximillianmus supporter
When pyro had the glasses down and you can see his ring light it’s mesmerizing I can’t look away
It’s 2020 and spongebob looks the same, *I have been backstabbed, tricked and bamboozled*
your right
2019 pyro: “i have a cough and i’m going to die” Well that aged well
Omg😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
R/agedlikemilk
Well then..
j
Sounds like bing
"Dying": demonitized
"Game end": monetized
The captions on pyros vids are hands down funnier then the actual vids 😂
SpongeBob doesn't look like that yet, I'm still waiting...
Im suffering from kidney failure atm and its not a good way to live, dialysis three times a week for up to 5 hours on a machine, its painful and these two need to be banned from youtube completely
I know. I'm more worried about drama alert, next thing we know. Pyrocynical is wiped off the face of the earth because of the channel killing bastard.
@@thomasfernandez6580 The gnome already tried and failed to kill Pyro in 2016-2017.
i'm hoping you're doing alright, mate. wishing you all the best
Nathan diMaggio they need to be euthanized
Nathan diMaggio hope you get better and yeah they need to be banned
that eyebrow and zit combination gives ME actual vertigo
dont judge me challage 2: electric boogaloo
That's a good one!
Das meen
2:46 Why tf does pyrocynical keep moving side to side like he’s in a boxing match? 😂
after 2 years im still waiting for that goddamn giveaway
Petscop 2 or riot
Unfunny meme channel HELL YESSSSSSSSS
Riot
yes
Petscop 2
Yes
“16 kilos of fluid”
That’s not possible honey. Into fluid ounces that is approximately 541 ounces. An extremely full stomach of an adult male can hold about 200, a blaster starts getting pressure at 32. You cannot physically consume that much without popping like a balloon.
Also Vertigo is not life threatening.
Thank you for the video pyro. It was great and made me laugh. Keep making these.
This comment is fucking underrated.
Man i love people that actually do research!
Damn bro u been doing smart things..🤣
Vertigo killed someone close to me.
Cyrsclin r/wooosh
11:49 just the way he flicks down his shades is SAVAGE.
2:32 I love how he says he's mad at them spelling we're wrong and then proceeds to also spell it wrong
...I hope you're aware that that was a joke, a very common joke done whoever edits the video in question
@@-murray- I knew it was a joke I was just pointing out that I found it funny though I can see how my comment might also insinuate that I didn't get the joke
The clip of pyro playing the saxophone is hilarious. Makes me laugh every time I see it
Made smile even chuckle
Where is it in the vid
@@anastas4339 6.55
Seeing pyro himself makes me laugh
(In a good way)
6:55
I'm literally dying guys, like literally dying. I can't eat literally anything. Wanna join my giveaway? You just literally have to literally literal the notification literally
Its the new leafy
@@Pointless_Ok I was forced to main D.va, but I wanna be a Mei/Som main. Maybe Bridgette too
I hope i win
Fingers crossed
Minty Papaya is the giveaway the cure too the disease
I 8 ass
6:50 pyro in the background with his saxophone made me cry
Yo, spongebob does not look like what they said, I feel scammed
We better see more of that saxophone pyro
Or get game ended
Fucking agree.
No swearing fuck you for swearing.
Play petscop theme on saxaphone
Copy pewdiepie again and play despacito
Yeah I’m lovin’ that sexophone
Guys im LITERALLY dying. Quick i need your help. I need:
Your parents’ credit card number.
The expiration dates
The number on the back
We can fight this.
and we can also save John Wick from the evil fortniters in tilted towers!
You forgot to ask for the name
Okay here! Hope it helps!
3947 2548 2835 2736
07/23
085
KD73 it doesn’t work😤
@@dangerwes9028 You were too late then
5:44 THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS READ PYROS SUBTITLES
3:17 the cc got me dying lmao
So guys were dying we finally reached a grave.
So guys we did it, a quarter of a million brain cells are dead
Go back to school dummy!
Mjaddix oh no
4 years later and Pyro hasn’t changed at all.
After three years I went to see if they were still active.
They are.
And they produced a STAGGERING amount of poppy playtime videos.
The brother on the left is dying of spots
Imagine if they actually killed you. We would be like Fornite Save the World. 98% of humanity would vanish.
Teenwholikeskidgames879 ITS 98 PERCENT OMG UR DOODOO (Sarcasm)
@@carlosaguilera91 Just found that out. Because I downloaded it today.
I like your channel name
It's acne my dude but yeah those two are fucktards
really upset that the title is not "These CZcamsrs Are Being Game Ended"
Yes
You mean it is so sad. Alexa, play take on me.
Haha
Your subtitles crack me up! 😆😆
11:17 funny man caught crying on a video (NOT CLICKBAIT)
prepare to get bullied,with memes using your clips of you playing the saxophone.
Firedude00 X D
There’s been so much tiktok ads I don’t even think there’s any other type of ads. God save us
ChAsEy 4 I just get ads for Vietnamese dating sims
And PUBG mobile ads 🤦🏾♂️I cant go second without seeing those type of ads or a fcking Gravity falls Tiktok ad
ChAsEy 4 don’t worry I got a trump ad and tbh I don’t get tiktoc ads
ChAsEy 4 yt ads are targeted towards what you watch.... what have you been watching sir
I must be lucky. I have yet to get one on any video.
No one:
Pyros glasses every cut: 🕶👓🕶👓🕶👓🕶
I left the captions on by accident it definitely made this video a lot more funnier XD
Imagine if Pyro was dying in a hospital bed and then says:
"So guys, we did it! We reached a quarter of a million subscribers! Two-hundred and fifty-thousand subscribers, and still growing. The fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal. I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I, I love you guys. You guys are just awesome. So as you can probably tell, this isn't really a montage parody, this is more like a kind of 'thank you/update' kind of video. So for this video, I'm quickly just gonna go over two things. Firstly, advertisements, and more importantly, the future of this channel, and what kind of direction it's headed. Okay, so firstly with the advertisements. [Oh my god, you sellout! You're a fucking sellout, mate!] DUDE, SHUT UP! Believe it or not, but montage parodies are actually a copyright mine field. New content is actually becoming claimed by companies, everyday. We could use something from, let's say five years ago, and tomorrow a huge company could come along and claim that product as theirs, and we have no control over that, meaning that any video we use that product in, could either get copyright striked, or lose monetization, meaning that all've the money made off that video would get sent to the company, and not us."
Leafy in the same room: *Sniffles* “On a serious note though guys, this is *literally* the saddest weed on Earth and the entire solar system.”
That will be epic!
As he flatlines...
Wow u took the time to do this
Brother....but where is Mother
pyrocynical is dying inside
who doesn't
Dying inside Dying Light*
Benson Chen i sense a new justin y
Benson Chen when has he not been?
Ecks dee
They are "quitting youtube" yet they want you to turn on notifications for future videos. Ah yes.
"how spongebob would look in 2020"
So that was a fucking lie.
I just realized I’m watching a video about the same “I’m dying video” exactly 1 year later. Hmm.
pyrocinical vids are never old, mate.
Yeah
And I'm watching this video exactly a year after it got uploaded
That's actually cool
KnightN Official ok hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Same
im a 20 year old kid and a 9 year old man WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
consicedisc xDDD
A 9 yr old in a 20 yr old body, and vice versa perhaps?
It means that he has altzheimhers and that he forgot his age
It means that he is *dying*
He meant 90, accent too thick.
Xtreme Games Drinking Game: Every time one of the brothers says "literally" take a shot.
when XtremeGamez said I was sitting in my seat wrong and they're gonna show me how to sit in a chair right it gave me flashbacks to all those Minecraft build tutorials