Girls can't be Gamers

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  Před 3 lety +17735

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  • @fran0708
    @fran0708 Před 3 lety +2356

    "I want to be a girl gamer'
    They're acting like being a gamer is going to the fucking moon 💀

    • @notpog6891
      @notpog6891 Před 3 lety +71

      Rather be put in the fucking mud tbh

    • @TIRFemcel
      @TIRFemcel Před 3 lety +212

      Kid wishes to become a gamer, regrets it.

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook Před 3 lety +148

      Kid wishes to be gamer, ends up fucking homeless

    • @sick4127
      @sick4127 Před 3 lety +56

      kid wishes to be a gamer, gets bullied and cant find a job

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats Před 3 lety +2

      @@sick4127 yeah i think his wish was granted

  • @chiefballs
    @chiefballs Před 3 lety +2412

    “it’s my dream to be a gamer just like her” has to be some of the worst shit i’ve ever heard in my life

    • @cybersentient4758
      @cybersentient4758 Před 3 lety +116

      Insult to us gamers

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 3 lety +109

      Same with “I was upset because I wanted to be a gamer.”

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 3 lety +67

      @@0_toast_045 Because she used to do Black Ops 2 videos from 2013.

    • @fadedthanahooo
      @fadedthanahooo Před 3 lety +100

      @@0_toast_045 reacting to gaming videos basically makes you a gamer these days

    •  Před 3 lety +10

      And also wear a wig just like her?

  • @elderfiend6295
    @elderfiend6295 Před 2 lety +3919

    “It wasn’t Noah who divided the Red Sea…”
    You’re right, it was Moses.

  • @nickelakon5369
    @nickelakon5369 Před 2 lety +371

    The most unrealistic part of the gamer girl video is that the name "Psycho Mantis" was even available.

    • @scott5994
      @scott5994 Před rokem +19

      I'm surprised they use the name of a metal gear character more than anything and that it was also still available

    • @stelena1406
      @stelena1406 Před 11 měsíci +26

      @@scott5994 Well Sniperwolf, Psycho Mantis? You see the theme?

    • @Cycloon16
      @Cycloon16 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@stelena1406 EUREKA! Anyone have a photo of solid snake’s house?

    • @TheMantis1
      @TheMantis1 Před 6 měsíci

      I now want a new name

    • @Shroom516
      @Shroom516 Před 5 měsíci

      No its how she switched from rust to warzone in 1 seconds it takes years cause how bad cot is

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.7662 Před 3 lety +2999

    "He has a Decepticon decal on his car"
    Pyro....that's an Autobot decal. Lol

  • @Robbity
    @Robbity Před 3 lety +3086

    Why does that girl “dream of being a gamer?” No sane human being should aspire to be be a gamer.

    • @rayyanshaikh5591
      @rayyanshaikh5591 Před 3 lety +361

      Yeah lol gaming is a good hobby, but in no way can gaming make a living

    • @fantaexotic9665
      @fantaexotic9665 Před 3 lety +62

      fanta exotic

    • @gordonfreeman5614
      @gordonfreeman5614 Před 3 lety +357

      @@rayyanshaikh5591 I mean it can, if you get lucky. You're right tho, not for most people.

    • @pastelcorn
      @pastelcorn Před 3 lety +29

      @@fantaexotic9665 you’re right

    • @benneeds_a_name7398
      @benneeds_a_name7398 Před 3 lety +4

      Also it's real easy to be one
      Just get soot-oo-ko

  • @MarakamiSG
    @MarakamiSG Před 7 měsíci +49

    It took 2-3 years in the making but damn did that Dhar Mann Episode start to age like shit

  • @Blood_Yt1
    @Blood_Yt1 Před 5 měsíci +24

    This aged well

    • @Dark_falcon420
      @Dark_falcon420 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Sssniperwolf dox Jacksfilms, what happened next is shocking

  • @Talentlesssss
    @Talentlesssss Před 3 lety +5125

    A young girl having SSSniperWolf as her idol is the most haunting social commentary in all of his videos.

    • @SussySmile.
      @SussySmile. Před 3 lety +66

      *y e s*

    • @wyattreynolds7089
      @wyattreynolds7089 Před 3 lety +318

      Whenever I see one of her videos, her face just reminds me of every generic bimbo in any porno ever

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Před 3 lety +126

      @@wyattreynolds7089 I... I can't disagree on that

    • @Talentlesssss
      @Talentlesssss Před 3 lety +216

      @@wyattreynolds7089 Probably cause she was a reject Brazzers actor.

    • @dexei3150
      @dexei3150 Před 3 lety +32

      @@Talentlesssss she was?

  • @mcorzel
    @mcorzel Před 3 lety +2779

    Dad doesn't believe his son can unshit his pants, instantly regrets it.

  • @neon2745
    @neon2745 Před 6 měsíci +11

    "if boys can be stalkers girls can be to" sniper wolf 2023, died reacting her own death

  • @JDgiggles
    @JDgiggles Před 2 lety +146

    Reminds me of when my family would lock me in the basement and throw scraps at me as my only source of food. Fortunately I managed to beat battletoads one day and my dad was so shocked he stopped beating me. Now I wait in the shadows for revenge on the surface world that abandoned me. Thanks Dhar-man

  • @n3muii
    @n3muii Před 3 lety +486

    "He has a decepticon--"
    > Shows Autobot symbol
    I trusted you, Pyro

    • @tomfetti
      @tomfetti Před 3 lety +18

      couldnt have said it any better

    • @8uy173
      @8uy173 Před 3 lety +10

      that infuriated me

    • @lochnesslegends
      @lochnesslegends Před 3 lety +15

      Also, Noah didn't divide the red sea, that was Moses.

    • @phionfire
      @phionfire Před 3 lety +5

      I came here just to comment this

    • @dadkisser2682
      @dadkisser2682 Před 3 lety +6

      DE-KALE

  • @FunkyFreshYT
    @FunkyFreshYT Před 3 lety +1490

    "He has a Decepticon decal"
    Optimus Prime didn't die for the Autobots to be sinned like that

  • @thehellion754
    @thehellion754 Před rokem +92

    5:03 someone must have already pointed that out, but that's the Autobot one

    • @seanomon3346
      @seanomon3346 Před rokem +13

      fucking thank you

    • @jordangreen9527
      @jordangreen9527 Před rokem +11

      Literally what I came here to say, your doing god's work

    • @mycole.daze42
      @mycole.daze42 Před rokem +11

      i heard it and immediately started looking in the comments section for someone to say it 😂

    • @kyberion
      @kyberion Před rokem +1

      Literally doing the work of our lord and savior primus

  • @inferno3197
    @inferno3197 Před 4 měsíci +8

    The sniperwolf stuff aged like milk.

  • @Elzrydo
    @Elzrydo Před 3 lety +1852

    Pyro: He has a Decepticon decal on the side of his car
    But that’s the Autobots...

    • @thiccboi3335
      @thiccboi3335 Před 3 lety +89

      Glad I wasn’t the only one

    • @ik.355
      @ik.355 Před 3 lety +29

      @@thiccboi3335 same lol

    • @ip_yt
      @ip_yt Před 3 lety +72

      when pyro said that it kinda got me mad

    • @TheBlack0alice
      @TheBlack0alice Před 3 lety +18

      Ikr 😔

    • @Gamerboi-id2io
      @Gamerboi-id2io Před 3 lety +21

      Shhhhh. Let him figure it out on his own

  • @vegbeg9170
    @vegbeg9170 Před 3 lety +1438

    "She started gaming when she was just seven years old"
    Jesus christ this is so cringe

    • @taco4468
      @taco4468 Před 3 lety +100

      sssniperwolf doesnt even do gaming content

    • @gnorp-gnarp
      @gnorp-gnarp Před 3 lety +50

      @@taco4468 she used to I think

    • @taco4468
      @taco4468 Před 3 lety +83

      @@gnorp-gnarp nowadays she mostly does tiktok reactions

    • @spooderdude1302
      @spooderdude1302 Před 3 lety +14

      What that video wasn’t cringe
      It was art

    • @sceplicur8817
      @sceplicur8817 Před 3 lety +11

      @joe mama I was playing the of God of war when I was 4

  • @existingperson
    @existingperson Před rokem +11

    "Identity theft is okay, as long as you get the Gucci shirt."
    _-Pyrocynical, 2021._

  • @Drewspage
    @Drewspage Před 4 měsíci +8

    coming back to this vid after the jjjaxfilms stuff is so funny remembering shes always been this way😭

  • @tyson4944
    @tyson4944 Před 3 lety +1634

    Imagine her screaming racial slurs after getting killed in warzone

    • @awsomedude23456
      @awsomedude23456 Před 3 lety +165

      That’s a more accurate depiction of 12 year olds

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 Před 3 lety +117

      @@awsomedude23456 As a former 12 year old I can confirm

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy Před 3 lety +40

      **squeaking intensifies**

    • @geckoed132
      @geckoed132 Před 3 lety +12

      @@onyourleft9273 lol

    • @yadie5465
      @yadie5465 Před 3 lety +26

      Now that’s a gamer moment

  • @ryancrazyrhino8976
    @ryancrazyrhino8976 Před 3 lety +599

    "Decepticon symbol"
    *SHOWS A AUTOBOT SYMBOL*
    Pyro has truly betrayed us

    • @Falkan420
      @Falkan420 Před 3 lety +11

      We have been publicly shamed

    • @EmboBat
      @EmboBat Před 3 lety +6

      Putting the best movie trilogy to shame

    • @Yourorical
      @Yourorical Před 3 lety +5

      I want to commit scooter ankle

    • @braidenj152
      @braidenj152 Před 3 lety +2

      I honestly wanted to leave a dislike lol

    • @lilmuti7885
      @lilmuti7885 Před 3 lety +1

      Thank god someone noticed

  • @luxgh
    @luxgh Před 2 lety +29

    I would cry myself to sleep if my daughter wanted to be just like Sniperwolf

  • @TheShredworthy
    @TheShredworthy Před 2 lety +423

    That little girl that got the Barbie, is actually a pretty good actor. EVERYONE else is like D level absolute trash, and she actually convincingly conveys some subtle things that younger actors often have a hard time making seem authentic, without overdoing it.

    • @ragefox3620
      @ragefox3620 Před 2 lety +19

      Her acting was beyond cringe too tbh

    • @TheShredworthy
      @TheShredworthy Před 2 lety +71

      @@ragefox3620 Sure, but In my opinion, a factor of 10 less cringe than the other actors. Lol.

    • @gecinio1612
      @gecinio1612 Před 2 lety +9

      When she was "playing" warzone she was talking to herself

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 Před rokem +31

      @@gecinio1612 I do that too. :(

    • @Samuel-qc7kg
      @Samuel-qc7kg Před rokem +9

      @@gecinio1612 That is normal dude

  • @jamesstevenson1170
    @jamesstevenson1170 Před 3 lety +1724

    “he has a decepticon decal on his car” *zooms in on autobot decal*

    • @TurkeyDinosaur7
      @TurkeyDinosaur7 Před 3 lety +67

      My exact thought

    • @geetee3201
      @geetee3201 Před 3 lety +51

      thank god someone else saw it

    • @Seth_Wilson
      @Seth_Wilson Před 3 lety +81

      My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined...

    • @shadowblade5604
      @shadowblade5604 Před 3 lety +7

      I totally thought that

    • @drrab
      @drrab Před 3 lety +19

      Can't believe he made such a mistake that schupid boy!

  • @jordan2941
    @jordan2941 Před 3 lety +1377

    "There's a Decepticon decal on the side of the car"
    *Autobot Decal*

    • @fayr1e
      @fayr1e Před 3 lety +154

      it physically hurt to hear him utter those words

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 Před 3 lety +75

      I was looking for this comment

    • @alduin9123
      @alduin9123 Před 3 lety +48

      i didnt want to be the person to say it.

    • @Val-pt4sm
      @Val-pt4sm Před 3 lety +5

      why

    • @gloopaboopin
      @gloopaboopin Před 3 lety +30

      The british never got a decepticon invasion anyways, outside of cogman and Anthony Hopkins nearly committing vehicular manslaughter ig

  • @laurenaspreyart
    @laurenaspreyart Před 2 lety +11

    20:10 reminds me of the mother’s sudden ‘change of heart’ in the Lorax as soon as her son becomes successful

  • @spaghetti3010
    @spaghetti3010 Před 2 lety +69

    "If guys can do something, then so can girls" Pee standing upwards.

    • @tboiproject
      @tboiproject Před 2 lety +9

      fun fact: they indeed can

    • @spaghetti3010
      @spaghetti3010 Před 2 lety +5

      @@tboiproject Okay. But can they easily do it while facing forwards? I hope not.

    • @tboiproject
      @tboiproject Před 2 lety +5

      @@spaghetti3010 yes, actually

    • @spaghetti3010
      @spaghetti3010 Před 2 lety +6

      @@tboiproject AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @mcbedo6568
      @mcbedo6568 Před rokem +4

      @@tboiproject we can??

  • @hersheyzrespawn
    @hersheyzrespawn Před 3 lety +2043

    "he has a decepticon decal on his car"
    *Shows autobot decal*
    ☹️

    • @salsicha5305
      @salsicha5305 Před 3 lety +175

      This generation does not know of the sacred texts, we truly do live in a society

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 Před 3 lety +30

      I knew he was wrong.

    • @Heiniko
      @Heiniko Před 3 lety +21

      Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!

    • @colorless331
      @colorless331 Před 3 lety +22

      Few! I thought I was the only one

    • @niordex3159
      @niordex3159 Před 3 lety +7

      NERD

  • @crinsombone5380
    @crinsombone5380 Před 3 lety +3165

    The real reason the mom wanted the daughter to stop being a gamer was because she didn't want her daughter to idolize Sniperwolf anymore. She was secretly the hero all along

  • @Joss42690
    @Joss42690 Před 7 měsíci +11

    This aged like milk

  • @BlueBerry20071
    @BlueBerry20071 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Nobody that isn't an incep unironically says "girls CAN'T be gamers." Most of them usually just say "why are most women so bad at video games?"

  • @gowonsslave9778
    @gowonsslave9778 Před 3 lety +2785

    Why does pyro's hair looks like a truck driver from an indie movie

    • @Tooms100
      @Tooms100 Před 3 lety +78

      It's just that phase in life that everyone has.

    • @joemom8864
      @joemom8864 Před 3 lety +23

      Lmao it’s like that one movie with nic cage

    • @aurelio3961
      @aurelio3961 Před 3 lety +46

      Fuck finally someone who notices it

    • @Swinburned
      @Swinburned Před 3 lety +18

      Is the funny for this comment supposed to be in the dlc?

    • @niksuss2480
      @niksuss2480 Před 3 lety +3

      Maybe secretly he is

  • @sarkastikartist7044
    @sarkastikartist7044 Před 3 lety +652

    Pyrcynical Controversy then: *Allegedly grooming a teenager*
    Status: Innocent
    Pyrocynical Controversy now: *Unable to tell the difference between an autobot decal and decepticon decal*
    Status: *G U I L T Y*

  • @lr4537
    @lr4537 Před 2 lety +23

    18:06
    Best moment of the video. Had me laughing real good, thanks mate.

  • @a8-bit_gamer801
    @a8-bit_gamer801 Před 2 lety +7

    18:46 “funny cod moments” *shows a titanfall 2 clip*

  • @ZackVc
    @ZackVc Před 3 lety +803

    That fucking gamer girl one is like
    “Only when you get your first win will you be accepted into the family”

  • @willhenr
    @willhenr Před 3 lety +2177

    “Sam starts to win more and more”
    “5 years later she became addicted to heroine”

  • @LOL666PX
    @LOL666PX Před 6 měsíci +11

    but then, Sssniperwolf doxed the girl family, so that a robber can steal back the ps5...

  • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
    @user-lt6ve9ns4d Před 2 lety +154

    As a girl, it was also my dream to be a gamer
    I wish I never achieved that dream. I kind of miss going outside

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface Před 2 lety +43

      Honey, girls can't be games. Please ship me your gaming device before I call the gamer police.

    • @sadboisombr
      @sadboisombr Před rokem

      @@lennysmileyface i know its been a while but still hahaha

    • @Kitsune6492
      @Kitsune6492 Před rokem +2

      Me too 😔

    • @AwesumIndustrys
      @AwesumIndustrys Před 7 měsíci

      what’s stopping you? The door’s right there.

    • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
      @user-lt6ve9ns4d Před 7 měsíci

      @@AwesumIndustrys gaymes

  • @bvalen92
    @bvalen92 Před 3 lety +1006

    "decepticon decal"
    *zooming on autobot logo*
    I'm LITERALLY shaking right now

    • @sugarjay9498
      @sugarjay9498 Před 3 lety +5

      😂

    • @booperdooperproductions2545
      @booperdooperproductions2545 Před 3 lety +29

      As someone who grew up playing with those things and watched sadly as Target’s Transformers section shrank from both sides of the aisle, to one side, to one section of the side, I am furious.

    • @jacko3793
      @jacko3793 Před 3 lety +23

      This comment is the entire reason I checked the comment section, thank you

    • @darkmewtix1017
      @darkmewtix1017 Před 3 lety

      Me me furious

    • @RexKwonDough
      @RexKwonDough Před 3 lety

      Earned a dislike tbh

  • @evephelt
    @evephelt Před 3 lety +1315

    My Sign Language classes have come to good use to be able to read "Bruh" on his hat

  • @KITT.007
    @KITT.007 Před 2 lety +30

    I love how slow darr mann speaks, like someone doesn’t understand what he’s saying in a normal tone.

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 Před 2 lety +7

      This is actually the plot of the video "Kid makes fun of Dhar Mann, he lives to regret it"

  • @nathanexists1074
    @nathanexists1074 Před rokem +6

    "Just to solidify that he's the antagonist, he has a decipticon decal on his car"
    Pyro, thats an Autobot decal.

  • @kristen21023
    @kristen21023 Před 3 lety +1146

    Here's the formula:
    1) create a ridiculous scenario with over the top idiots and exaggerated stereotypes
    2) make relatable character a victim in the ridiculous scenario
    3) relatable character resolves scenario by humbly dunking on idiots
    Lele Pons and Lilly Singhs use the same formula.

    • @abidethereturn4766
      @abidethereturn4766 Před 3 lety +31

      You’re spforgetting the parking garage part

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 3 lety +23

      Every time I see these videos, I'm like "that's not how real life works" 🤣

    • @user-fq4hj8yv2z
      @user-fq4hj8yv2z Před 3 lety +10

      But they were being aholes about it. Dharr man is... not yet an ahole, I think.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Před 3 lety +6

      @@abidethereturn4766 the most important bit for sure!

    • @chocko_milko
      @chocko_milko Před 3 lety +3

      Make sure to say u see

  • @thomassaint7775
    @thomassaint7775 Před 3 lety +311

    "He has a Decepticon 'deecale'"
    Zooms in on the Autobots.

  • @joshexiststoo
    @joshexiststoo Před 2 lety +10

    I am going to sound like a nerd but at 4:50 that was an autobot sticker not decepticon. Which is funny because I like to imagine Dhar man driving in his car with an autobot symbol.

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 Před 2 lety +6

    25:54
    Pyro mocks her for an Aussie accent slipping out while he simultaneously imitates a Kiwi accent instead.

  • @ToBe_Continued
    @ToBe_Continued Před 2 lety +1921

    Why is nobody talking about how he returned his shoes because he “couldn't afford them anymore.” Like he was paying monthly checks for it like a house

    • @Tookyatoast
      @Tookyatoast Před 2 lety +155

      AND HOW WERE THEY STILL CLEAN, DID HE EVEN WEAR THEM??

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa Před 2 lety +138

      @@Tookyatoast no, he just afforded them daily

    • @Tookyatoast
      @Tookyatoast Před 2 lety +4

      @@kikosawa lol

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 Před 2 lety +36

      He had to finance that shit

    • @xeroxparc
      @xeroxparc Před 2 lety +55

      Couldn't afford the mortgage of his shoes... this is actually a anti late capitalism commentary... genius

  • @pyroboi7003
    @pyroboi7003 Před 3 lety +783

    "He has a decepicon decal"
    *shows Autobot decal*

    • @SmittyWoerbenJaeggerMaenJensen
      @SmittyWoerbenJaeggerMaenJensen Před 3 lety +73

      pyro needs to get his shit together and learn the fucking transformers lore

    • @YvenvH
      @YvenvH Před 3 lety +7

      @@SmittyWoerbenJaeggerMaenJensen yes

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 Před 3 lety +10

      @@YvenvH But don't let him near the Michael Bay Transformers lore!

    • @deltron4608
      @deltron4608 Před 3 lety +4

      I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who picked that up

    • @dainferno3740
      @dainferno3740 Před 3 lety +5

      @@marianokaz1503 G1 Master Race.

  • @JustAVillainEnthusiast
    @JustAVillainEnthusiast Před rokem +8

    Getting actually physically angry after pyro called the autobot insignia a decepticon logo

  • @lego-batbenny
    @lego-batbenny Před 2 lety +5

    37:11 Lmao the kid with the PS5. She most make bank. But more funny. The kid mad with Thanksgiving. Is the brother

  • @kanyewestisyourrealdad9511
    @kanyewestisyourrealdad9511 Před 3 lety +233

    “Deception Decal”
    *proceeds to zoom in autobot symbol*

  • @WingingArc
    @WingingArc Před 7 měsíci +2

    That wasn't a Decepticon decal on the bully's car, that was an Autobot decal. So by Pyro's logic the bully is actual the protagonist.

  • @verychristianboi3584
    @verychristianboi3584 Před 6 měsíci +1

    “Fine lets see” - No parent ever

  • @dinosmite3248
    @dinosmite3248 Před 3 lety +181

    Optimus Prime didn't lose thousands of friends for millennia just so you could call him a decepticon. The nerve of this furry

  • @vidmaster5916
    @vidmaster5916 Před 3 lety +579

    “It’s my dream to be a gamer.” That made me cringe so hard

    • @rse3560
      @rse3560 Před 3 lety +78

      set the bar low and you’ll never be disappointed ❤️

    • @FondueTheGoober
      @FondueTheGoober Před 3 lety +10

      But it is all I'm gonna have is my ps5 on the street in a cardboard box

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 Před 3 lety +1

      TBH, some of his videos are cringe also.

    • @VR00100
      @VR00100 Před 3 lety +10

      Bruh playing one game (warzone) does not make you a gamer
      A gamer is someone who plays many types of games such as fps, fighting, racing, rpg, etc..
      The term gamer has changed so much now

    • @dankastd4289
      @dankastd4289 Před 3 lety +24

      I love the word gamer. Every fucking time someone says it unironically. I die of laughter

  • @robo_sandvitch5877
    @robo_sandvitch5877 Před rokem +8

    5:09 ik its a year old at this point but... thats a autobot badge aka the good guys

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays Před 7 měsíci +28

    Here after SSSniperwolf doxxed @jacksfilms for calling out the fact that she does nothing but stream other people's CZcams videos.
    Just... absolute role model behavior.

  • @yportne6410
    @yportne6410 Před 3 lety +653

    Every video is basically:
    person1 - good
    person2 - bad
    genius.

    • @deagek7638
      @deagek7638 Před 3 lety +5

      *N U G G E T*

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka Před 3 lety +14

      [person 1] [bad thing] [person 2], Instantly Regrets It

    • @nickker12
      @nickker12 Před 3 lety

      @@deagek7638 unique

    • @benc573
      @benc573 Před 3 lety +3

      How to say absolutely nothing whilst seeming pretentious

    • @yportne6410
      @yportne6410 Před 3 lety

      @@Igneeka you've cracked the code

  • @cxleb9882
    @cxleb9882 Před 3 lety +1126

    Lets just talk about how pyro called the autobot symbol a “decepticon” decal

  • @wgsalt
    @wgsalt Před 6 měsíci +4

    after 2 years pyro has almost reached 5 million views on this video, my guy is just a small amount of time behind dhar mann 💀

  • @noclueneil
    @noclueneil Před 2 lety +10

    man believes in society, he instantly regrets it!

  • @jluke1212
    @jluke1212 Před 3 lety +590

    The mother literally had a Persona 5 level change of heart.

  • @decidev
    @decidev Před 7 měsíci +4

    36:08
    peep show moment

  • @intriguingfacts1483
    @intriguingfacts1483 Před 3 měsíci +6

    This did NOT age well

  • @wongjunhan2206
    @wongjunhan2206 Před 3 lety +804

    Bully shoots poor teacher instantly regrets it
    “Let me guess, Dhar man”

  • @sidhardh_satishkumar5694
    @sidhardh_satishkumar5694 Před 3 lety +358

    Autobot logo: exists
    Pyrocynical: is this a deception logo?

    • @brinecrab
      @brinecrab Před 3 lety +5

      ok reddit, now this is top comedy 😂🤣

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      @BrookOPW Před 3 lety +5

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    • @Le_reaper
      @Le_reaper Před 3 lety

      @@BrookOPW also good work

    • @Angel-mb2cs
      @Angel-mb2cs Před 3 lety

      @@BrookOPW that was

    • @XxImStarvingxX
      @XxImStarvingxX Před 3 lety +1

      I was just gonna say that

  • @God34343
    @God34343 Před rokem +7

    I love how sniperwolf has so many subscribers but doesn’t bother to buy a microphone

  • @Shadowgamer51005
    @Shadowgamer51005 Před 6 měsíci +2

    1:10 foreshadowing

  • @xtremegamer3000
    @xtremegamer3000 Před 3 lety +510

    this is so fake, if a girl spoke in any video game’s voice chat she would’ve been called every slur in the book and team killed.

    • @anthonygarcia8250
      @anthonygarcia8250 Před 3 lety +93

      oppressed like a proper gamer

    • @rse3560
      @rse3560 Před 3 lety +67

      the reason why i haven’t even bothered to buy a mic😭🤚

    • @xtremegamer3000
      @xtremegamer3000 Před 3 lety +16

      @@rse3560 yeah same :,)

    • @sushisin679
      @sushisin679 Před 3 lety +23

      @@rse3560 You should get one bro. Party chats are fun if you have decent friends, if not then you can just mute and play :)

    • @bigbaz3740
      @bigbaz3740 Před 3 lety +2

      Cause that's what heros do

  • @JayKGames
    @JayKGames Před 3 lety +833

    "He has a Decepticon Decal"
    Ah yes, Transformer, the show where the evil Optimus Prime and Bumblebee fight against to heroic Megatron and humble and honest Starscream

    • @Dark6997
      @Dark6997 Před 3 lety +54

      Starscream was the most honest and loyal of them all

    • @bennyokun3203
      @bennyokun3203 Před 3 lety +23

      Was he being deadass?

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 Před 3 lety +36

      @@bennyokun3203 He probably knew it was an Autobot logo but called it a Decepticon logo because - like he said in his Far Cry 3 review - [he’s] really trying with this video. I think Pyro just wanted to get his point across the board.
      Pyro may not know of your valiant actions against the Deceptions, Bee, but *I* do.

    • @chris5306
      @chris5306 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @PumpkinKat
      @PumpkinKat Před 3 lety +7

      Actually there is an alternate universe, where Autobots and Decepticons roles are reversed. So Pyro's not completely wrong.

  • @Hanking_Man
    @Hanking_Man Před 2 lety +4

    The parents “Video Games Aren’t for girls” My girlfriend: Plays Video games all day every day

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 Před rokem +6

    15:07 Tbf, she has both thumbs on the joysticks and a finger on the trigger, and the gameplay was her just moving, aiming and shooting. So technically, it's realistic.

  • @TheRealSinful
    @TheRealSinful Před 3 lety +674

    I love Pyrocynical's character Arc, he went from bullying children to roasting women.. I think I'm gonna cry, he's so much good of a person.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 3 lety +20

      Did you assume Dhar Mann's gender

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 Před 3 lety +18

      @@aliveslice Yes. Your point?

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 3 lety +18

      @@Maw0 this comment section needs more transformer comments

    • @jedisentinel4879
      @jedisentinel4879 Před 3 lety +6

      Are you comparing women to children

    • @emilioduran3430
      @emilioduran3430 Před 3 lety +2

      I know man he’s a true solider o7

  • @Berrineso
    @Berrineso Před 3 lety +865

    “Decepticon symbol”, Pyro really out here trying to get canceled again.

  • @Average_K
    @Average_K Před 2 lety +3

    23:39 I was so prepared to hear her say that “girls can be gamers”

  • @acidpain6059
    @acidpain6059 Před 2 lety +2

    Psychomantis or whatever her name is would be the worst sibling playing your games without asking first

  • @thisdoesnotexist5246
    @thisdoesnotexist5246 Před 3 lety +441

    Pyro: makes a fucking 2 hour documentary
    Pyro 2 weeks later:

  • @minochanel
    @minochanel Před 2 lety +2108

    "It s my dream to be a gamer."
    The cringe..... the cringe it hurts...

    • @vrapbrap
      @vrapbrap Před 2 lety +127

      I can't believe they just blurted out the G-word.

    • @godisforever7263
      @godisforever7263 Před 2 lety +76

      The cringe has killed my wish to live.

    • @ponderousowl7966
      @ponderousowl7966 Před 2 lety +19

      I want to game end the child

    • @rasmuskock8077
      @rasmuskock8077 Před 2 lety +43

      @@damigamermx-us8291 I'm a gringe, and this is gamer

    • @liscan8978
      @liscan8978 Před 2 lety +14

      Literally when anyone introduces themselves as a gamer

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ Před 2 lety +8

    Being forced to watch SniperWolc could be legitimately used as a torture method.

  • @diodoxystar
    @diodoxystar Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:33 *Moses. Noah needed the boat. Ark.

  • @Ghostifiez
    @Ghostifiez Před 3 lety +993

    “Kid gets laughed at for watching pyrocynical, They instantly regret it”

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 Před 2 lety +6

      69th like 👉😎👈 😳👌

    • @Yharon-vq7jw
      @Yharon-vq7jw Před 2 lety +2

      i somehow do not know who Dhar Man is

    • @NoNamex1412
      @NoNamex1412 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Yharon-vq7jw you don't know what you're mission out on

    • @Crimson_07
      @Crimson_07 Před 2 lety +2

      @@NoNamex1412 mission out?

    • @ampersand7443
      @ampersand7443 Před 2 lety

      The kid that watches pyrocynical regrets watching??

  • @mackey9785
    @mackey9785 Před 3 lety +3583

    20:15 “The mom starts to realize that maybe girls can be gamers.”
    I can’t believe somewhat sat down and wrote that into the script with 0 irony.

    • @unknowngod8221
      @unknowngod8221 Před 3 lety +100

      Sometimes girl can be gamer (if it Hobby)

    • @gabepee3533
      @gabepee3533 Před 3 lety +162

      Sounded like that guy “5 fortnite you tubers who’ve sworn”

    • @TheOneGuyAce
      @TheOneGuyAce Před 3 lety +112

      Funny part is, the mom just doesn't have a name. Like, when she was born and the doctors asked," What would you like to name your new baby?" They replied," The Mom."

    • @notarobot69420
      @notarobot69420 Před 2 lety +7

      @@gabepee3533 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @Emily-ro7mv
      @Emily-ro7mv Před 2 lety +8

      @@gabepee3533 Thats why that voice sounds so familiar!!!! LMAOO

  • @P5kr
    @P5kr Před 3 měsíci +3

    Then we found out Sniperwolf wasn't even the one playing the games, and that it was her boyfriend.

  • @zekebeans674
    @zekebeans674 Před rokem +3

    My WiiU game pad is seconds away from flatlining

  • @loganclement3282
    @loganclement3282 Před 3 lety +784

    I’m insulted pyro, that’s an autobot logo not a decepticon logo, get ur facts right mannnnnn

    • @alexanderciszewicz981
      @alexanderciszewicz981 Před 3 lety +23

      literally came here to see if someone commented that.

    • @drhypno6317
      @drhypno6317 Před 3 lety +8

      @@alexanderciszewicz981I noticed immediately

    • @gabenzb
      @gabenzb Před 3 lety +6

      Thank god I can save my fingers breathe

    • @noahk3496
      @noahk3496 Před 3 lety +5

      I’m in tears shaking I cannot breath this is so scary why did he not know that it was an autobot logo I cannot think.

    • @youdum50
      @youdum50 Před 3 lety +1

      does it matter tho

  • @BOGUSGASMAN8
    @BOGUSGASMAN8 Před 3 lety +465

    "I don't think I can afford these anymore"
    Is he like renting shoes or something?

    • @marcelo71235
      @marcelo71235 Před 3 lety +62

      He’s living in a country where you have to pay shoe taxes

    • @rainyengg7601
      @rainyengg7601 Před 3 lety +1

      69 likes. god dammit

    • @fishyfish1917
      @fishyfish1917 Před 3 lety +8

      He has to pay for the electricity bills, because those are smart electric shoes

    • @mr.beagle1438
      @mr.beagle1438 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fishyfish1917 actually they're light up sketchers, but pop off

    • @fishyfish1917
      @fishyfish1917 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mr.beagle1438 Actually, its the digitsole smartshoe, the world first intelligent sneaker, that you literally cant take off without bluetooth 😎

  • @Ss4Goten
    @Ss4Goten Před 18 dny +2

    "The daughter, not touching any buttons on the controller"
    WOW! She really is like Sssniperwolf.

  • @humbleebumblee
    @humbleebumblee Před rokem +4

    I have no idea who still enforces the old trope of "girlz cant be gamerzzzerzz"

  • @Deez-zh9xq
    @Deez-zh9xq Před 3 lety +256

    “He has a decepticon decal on the side of his car” -Pyrocynical, 2021

  • @discountdriip424
    @discountdriip424 Před 3 lety +686

    I feel like pyro has never watched transformers if he thinks that shit is a “decepticon” symbol lol

  • @terorizer161
    @terorizer161 Před 2 lety +8

    The most second hand embarrasment i have ever felt in my entire life (i’m not joking) was when i heard “It’s my dream to be a gamer.”

  • @that_swole_nerd
    @that_swole_nerd Před 7 měsíci +2

    That is indeed the autobot insignia but aight

  • @liquidrat7522
    @liquidrat7522 Před 3 lety +323

    Every time they said “girl gamer” or “sniper wolf” there was sharp discomfort in my rib cage.

    • @sarah_e124
      @sarah_e124 Před 3 lety +5

      ikrrr

    • @squidee
      @squidee Před 3 lety +16

      Hearing the word psychomantis gave me a stroke

    • @sussyimpostor6158
      @sussyimpostor6158 Před 3 lety +1

      @@squidee gave me an aneurysm, had to be rushed to the ER

    • @-Nihilus-
      @-Nihilus- Před 3 lety

      @@squidee You like action gamesss?

    • @nocow4167
      @nocow4167 Před 3 lety +2

      You are feeling the cringe my friend. Quickly go watch some earrape memes to cleanse yourself

  • @apexarmada1419
    @apexarmada1419 Před 3 lety +252

    5:05 “deception decal” zooms in on autobot emblem.

  • @noah95v99
    @noah95v99 Před 2 lety +3

    Lmao Micah being worth nothing during the ad time is hilarious

  • @Jamie_06
    @Jamie_06 Před rokem +1

    5:04
    Ah yes our favorite decepticon bumblebee

  • @ThomasRoiloup
    @ThomasRoiloup Před 3 lety +346

    You can tell Sniperwolf's a real nerd because she has glasses without lenses in them.