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Ok
No
No
Epic
âDhar Mann calls out Pyrocynical, immediately regrets it.â
Dhar man calls pyrocynical on the ring, definitely changes lives
"What happens next will shock you"
| Dhar Mann
đ
What happens next is SHOCKING
Pyrocynical doesnât make petscop 2,lives to regret it.
He will though.
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg ...
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg bruh
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg bruh
What did AhtoxaTV say?
Can't wait for the 7 hour long video
He's also been streaming on twitch.
@rainy He talked about it on a stream. He's working on a big video, that's also I think, coming out soon.
Man, I canât wait.
@@Maxxie_65 Se said it's about a TV show called Utopia from 2013, that got a remake on Prime Video in 2020.
Yeah m2
This 7 hour video is gonna be awesome. I'm so pumped rn.
NO IM NOT WHERE IS PETSCOP 2
@@jacks1754 He said he has plans for petscop 2 but not atm.
@@jacks1754 he has plans for it and its a joke
Hoping for either petscop 2 oraybe another review of far cry game or half life mods
Wait what? 7 hours on what game/movie?
"Man dies, lives to regret it."
@Milk no
Yes
âMan regrets, dies to live it.â
"regret it lives, Man dies to."
*hol up*
Theyâre not just telling stories, theyâre expanding their egos
đđđ how did you figure out that?
Lmfao
and their wallets
Waltercraft
Commenting because this should stay top comment
âWhere is Pyro?â
âGone. Reduced to atoms.â
Is pyro ded now? Asking fo a friend
@@Brutaltronics no
@@Brutaltronics sadly not
Weâre not just telling stories weâre taking lives
wtf đđđ
Hell yea I gotta tell more stories.
đđ€š
we're not just telling stories, paralyzing 8 year olds with the inner dragon of a disabled kid.
well this is just like a August the duck comment
âDhar Mann says he doesnât like his number one fanâ
OH
everyone knows charlie is his number one fan
@@jessiehall1828 true
and INSTANTLY Regrets it
@@jessiehall1828 imagine having jesus as your number 1 fan
Dhar Mann copies are like watching a high budget school project.
@Nikhil to you as well, fellow Punpun fan
Punpun out here speaking facts
@Flare Okay?
@Flare ok lol
It's more like Dhar mann videos are like high budget school projects, while the copies are low school budget.
calm down guys, he's working on the next "shrek has swag"
if only...
Evil pyrocynical be like: I will post a video today
not today but *daily*
Pyro doesnât make Petscop within 4 years and instantly regrets it
His kneecap will regret it more if it doesnt come out next year
THAS WHY HE BEEN GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! For 2 months OGBnMnGG Oahuâs your dad has been banned for months at this moment
@@THEONEPIEEECE Only the one kneecap? Weak.
@@snazzyjovialwyrm3314 now now, you dont break both of them together, he has to learn the pain to fear it
The petscop video is 4 years old? Damn that made me feel old a bit
âMan does bad thing, what happens next isnât actually that shockingâ
why the only reply is a fucking bot
@create sussy
@create My suspicions about you are susceptible to sustaining indefinitely if you donât stop. In other words
_S_ _U_ _S_
POV: You check pyro's channel everyday waiting for the 6 hour video that he said that would be out in a week (that was three weeks ago)...
that would be out in the next month or so*
He's been streaming on twitch.
two more weeks and we'll get a new video as he said on stream
@@RegretfulBirdConsumer well he said that one month ago, but lets hope that this time is true
Love how Iâm reading this THREE weeks ago
If anyone's wondering where is Pyrocynical for the pass months he's been working on a 8 hour long video about a British tv series called Utopia. It's already been finished but the video has been unlisted/privated for 22 copyright claims and the video is currently blocked worldwide that probably might take a month for Pyro to fix. He might create a video about it soon but right now his trying to finish Fat Cry 6 on his twitch.
what is utopia about?
What's the video about?
@@arch_dornan6066 I think the video is about the tv show Utopia. A Tv series from the UK that was cancelled by Amazon i believe. I believe pyro would be tackling every episode since it's a 7 hour long video.
holy shit that airs on the abc in aus
Jokes aside, the water supply being converted to sparkling would be a horrific fate.
Whatâs your tax bracket bro?
I agree
sparkling water is god awful
@@AlabamaMan wrong
@@theartillery9724 fact
Can't wait for the Dhar Mann vs Pyrocynical boxing match
Hell yea
Get reng sayeed in
The only boxing match I'll watch
@create why don't you https deez nuts
Dhar Mann would accept, get in the ring and just when the fight is starting refusing to harm the other, while pyrocynical wins, but the judge finds it so respectful that he would sacrifice everything just to stand up to a bully, and he sees pyrocynical as the relentless bully because he fought anyways, so the judge grants Dhar Mann the victory and he turns to the audience: "So you see..."
So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a year without uploading. 3 months and still counting. The fact that we reached this number in such a big channel is just phenomenal
At this point, I can only assume two things:
#1. You're finally getting some fat, furry moobs... and no longer care about CZcams.
#2. The Queen has had you murdered.
R.I.P. in Peace, Pyro.
In case you're actually wondering his latest video is like 8 hours long but its got like 22 copywrite claims and considering the behemoth length of the video, its gonna take a shit tonne of time for him to edit around it to make it uploadable
Was the video on youtube
@@pablocruz531 no I believe youtube now has a system were it will block you from even uploading the video if its likely going to get claimed
CZcams slowly ruining there app and pushing creators of it
@@pablocruz531 eh youtube has some dumb policies but I'd like to think this new addition is good as it essentially warns creators "hey, all your monetisation on this video may be stolen if you upload, here's your chance to edit and fix it before uploading"
"Did you see how Cody Ko blasted 'em?" *neighs*
My man did the:
Abbey Road banner, amazing
Hello Gandhi give me a unique quote
Kid: *Breathes*
The bullies: ItâS a tHe CrInGe KiD fRoM tHoSE CRinGe YoUTUbE ViDEoS
"Dhar Man calls out Pyrocynical, what happens next will shock you."
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
@@Alkaloid-Odin don't read this unfunny comment tldr.
Unwholesome af.
@@Alkaloid-Odin You just have a bad sense of humor
@@Alkaloid-Odin so this is how you get an A on your test, you just had to make someone pissed off to the point where they make a whole thesis?
@@Alkaloid-Odin who cares?
He bouta come out with a 20 hour fornite story analysis vid.
The skeleton with "There is no meme. Leave." That killed me. You won this battle Pyro, this time.
"Red is mad sus"
Dude that's McCarthyism
THE COLD WAR NEVER ENDED
@hi friends thanks, but no
@@sn1pertoaster bro it's a bot report it
âPyro responds to Dhar Mann, gets absolutely obliterated by Dhar Mann famâ
@create wtf is that link to?
he lives to regret it
@@squiddlyyee4750 some ad garbage
@create no
@@squiddlyyee4750 some allah praising meditation stuff.
Bruh, Where Tf is this 5 hour TV Show Essay You've been working on...
It's been blocked worldwide due to copywrite so he's sorting it out
@@walte7267 ah damn, thatâs mad. I suppose E4 and channels like it are super strict on copyright. That being side, Surely the video falls under review/criticism, which is SUPPOSED to be protected under fair use laws. Annoying, hopefully he can sort it out!
7*
POV: You miss him
Pyro hangs out with Internet Historian and now Pyroâs ad reads are 1000% more entertaining to watch
Still gonna skip it, sadge Pyro
4:15 for terraria music
5:12 r6 reference
6:51 doom 2016 music
13:05 doom eternal ambient sounds
Pyroâs sponsorships has evolved from RAID to Opera. True character development.
We appreciate evolution.
i actually use opera gx, it's quite good
@@orangecat9559 Thank you for the experience sharing.
@@orangecat9559 yeah thanks for the input I might try it
Opera is pretty poggers ngl itâs one of the few CZcams sponsors I actually use, up there with raycon nord and honey
Pyro has finished his video, he did an update on twitch so I don't know why he hasn't released it yet.
22 claims go brrr
It's over people, Dhar Mann has got to pyro and kept him imprisoned with his dad
When dude man said âdid I stutterâ
I fuckin lost it.
Deed iced otter?
this video proves we live in a society
Its 1 min old broski
who
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We live in a SUSciety đłđłđłđł!!!!111!!!11!!
yes
19:46
That split second "AMONGUS" fucking broke me dude
I like the idea that Pyro essentially did a British person impersonating an American inpersonating a British person.
âIâm in a walker!â
âStill, you need to know how to defend yourself, follow me.â
*goes to the gun store*
Don't come to the wheelchair accessible ramp tomorrow
Mounts a 5.56 minigun on the walker.
bro cobra kai looking different
đ€Ł
Wheelchair tank
Pyro: "I got a big video, it'll be out in the next month or so."
Pyro two months later: .....................
Yeah i also noticed
Damn
petscop 2 đȘđȘ
Pyro where are you
@@shantamjohri let me pull up a seat for you guys
đȘ đȘđȘđȘđȘđȘđȘđȘđȘđȘ
Pyrocynical is the only youtuber where I actually stay to watch the ads
this is so wholesome and life changing, you won't believe what happens next in this video, the ending is shocking.
âIâm working on a big 2 hour videoâ
2 Hour Video
2 Hour
2
Petscop 2
YES
@@mcdonaldscook or fat cry 2 because a while back he said he wanted to do a review on far cry 2 but I'm more on petscop 2, and also he might've just forgot about fat cry 2
That is what I was thinking
@@Nava6 Nah it's either Fat Cry 2 or a "the best video game you never hear of" type of video. In one of Pyros streams he said that Fat Cry 2 is one of his next big project videos and since the release of Fat Cry 3 he kept making hints and references to Far Cry 2. Petscop on the other hand, in one of his streams he said that Pestcop 2 is coming, but is afraid it's going to be dissapointing.
Pyro acting for his channel:*pretty decent*
Pyro acting anywhere else:THE ALIENS AR-
-E COMING! WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!
@@denizo9263 Spit it out Corporal.
@@thecamper127 Oh, we are so fucked
Captain.
Captain
"3 Months ago"
Pyro has disappeared just like my dad
Same
Shhheeesh you should start looking for ur Dad then đ
@@elijahkelley7616 Are you his lost Dad?
I feel like I deceased when he said red is mad sus. Not even in an ironic way.
Zoo wee mama!
@@Tsukuyomi500 Oh no
@@markwhite8585 _oh yes_
Genuinely terrible
420th like lessssgoooo
âIâve got these huge projects coming soon...â
Petscop 2 confirmed?
I hope
Nah it's either Fat Cry 2 or a "the best video game you've never heard of" type of video.
He also said â2 hoursâ
Coincidence??
No
That would be pretty cool
At this point idc bout some 7 hr long review but an actual video
Guys, I think pyro has either been kidnapped by dhar man, or he's finally doing petscop 2
Pyro: *mentions working on a 2 hour long video*
Someone, inevitably: Is iT PeTsCoP 2?Âż?Âż?Âż?Âż?Âż?
You just had to say it didn't you you bastard now you've jinxed us
( I am joking btw)
I mean, it hs a chance doesn't it?
@@corbiecrow9738 I did say it was inevitable.
Dead meme
may or may not be me
The thing about Dhar Mann-style videos that makes them feel bottom-tier is that they essentially progress the story by having a narrator explain it, rather than letting it progress naturally through the characters. It goes against a basic rule for writing stories, the rule in question being show, don't tell. Don't directly tell your viewers what's going to happen in the story, show the story playing out through the characters' actions and emotions. And that was my mini-essay on why Dhar Mann is a bad writer.
Solid mini-essay, I can see it being used in a Filmento video.
No, the reason dhar mann's videos feel cheap is because his characters are all one-dimensional and barely resemble an actual human being. You know, we're all complex. No person is simply black or white in terms of morality and if someone's heels are dug deep into their beliefs, his skits are too lowkey to believably change an actual person.
The copycats here tho.... man, they're far far worse.
The morals are for kids so he beats the story over the head of the little viewers to make it extra clear. Better safe than sorry i guess
dhar mann uploads so often , I wonder how many of his videos does he script by himself
all of his storys are basically are in multiple categorys and he chooses which category his video is going to be in for the day. dont judge people. dont be mean. dont take things for granted.
This video makes me nostalgic, not because I've watched your or his videos since childhood, but because I laughed out loud at 19:47 like an actual fat child.
Itâs been almost 4 months, itâs coming. Petscop 2
"2 hour long video I'm working on."
Don't get my hopes up, Pyro. Don't do that.
video title starts and ends with a p and has a 2 at the end...
It's most likely going to be fat cry 2 and im excited
@@essieisswag same
Petscop 2 would be way longer, I wouldn't get my hopes up for that.
Red dead 2 reflection
"I can't imagine having a baby."
This poor man doesn't have an imagination. He's asking for help by stating straight facts and he's getting ignored at every turn.
haha, nice man
Yes man, very nice
Who is the character at 18:51? Would like to know
@@meruemtheking1012 Alex Mercer from Prototype
@@Frontgid Thanks
Bad man at 17:55: "GIVE ME SOMETHING FRUITY. AND A SANDWICH."
Pyro at 19:25: "I'm glad they didn't make the GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH bit."
was looking for that lol
Came from insta, dude really went MIA to make a 7 hour video huh.
@@weelilwalt It was his story from today. It wasn't an official anouncement but like it's a video with a title on YT that was unlisted. It's probably gonna drop soon.
Dhar Mann rules: no swearing, no drugs, no alcohol
Except when the jocks invite you so you can learn a valuable lesson
WHAT?!
âNeil, your mother and I are getting an divorce.â
**TommyInnitâs laugh intensifies**
Also I typed in bald pyrocynical I found Seth everman
ZA... WARUDO!!
(Yes, even tho that isnt how za warudo works)
Weeb
As a Neil I am offended
âMUM! Am I adopted?â
28:33 "but if you do, I'll buy you and ice cream"
đ
PETSCOP 2 PETSCOP 2
I don't think it "eye for an eye" when Julie's offense is way worse.
like bruh she slept with the marriage counselor multiple times.
Wow that's bad
Also the dude didn't cheat yet. He was kinda set up. She wasn't.
Well he did almost kill a child
To be fair, he could have been sent to jail for negligence and child endangerment. He likely wouldn't if their was a case because no harm was done and the defense could argue he only meant for her to stay in the car briefly, but he was still endangering the life of his kid.
the "he thanked him for fixing his marriage" right after that was so funny like bitch this is as broken as a relationship can get
"I been working for this 2 hours video"
PETSCOPE 2?!?!?
I beg
Nah is gonna be about the "what acting crazy looks like" video
Either petscop 2 or fat cry 2
@@spottierfriend9 more like far cry 4 because he also talked about fc2 in the fc3 video
*Petscop
Dhar Mann doesnât pay actors, instantly regrets it!
18:00 i was warching the dababy car all the time in this section
âYou drop your toaster in the bathtub, what happens next will shock youâ
Woa bro... that was 2700 volts kinda crazy
Lol
tried this on my bro, he was so shocked he stopped moving! definitely works guys
Dhar Mann: **calls out Pyrocynical**
Pyrocynical: *Congratulations, you played yourself*
dharr man*makes video about pyro*
pyro*clickbaits it*
Pyro is more occupied streaming than he is making videos, bruh.
im expecting something big
it's a 7 hour video about a british show called Utopia
@@somm150 ah thank you
It was at this moment the mom realized girls can play games too.
Equality
@create no
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear ea
Que kingdom of predators
Why how did they not know about that? Thats stupid
I read the title, thinking Pyro was going to have beef.
Instead we ended up getting introduced to Dhar Mann copycats.
Petcop 2 pls
This is the first time I got to your comment early lol
Hi again
Why are u on everything i watch?
@@apenguin1804 because he would get jailed in the gulag, I heard the wall is falling.
Dhar Mann looks like a sane Vaas Montenegro
"we do a little trolling but for 30 year olds" lmao
How is no one acknowledging Pyros progressing story line his ads with THE Dead Space man?
Shut up
@@barumpa đżđżđżđżđżđżđżđż
@@barumpa itâs alright mate, there there, have a wee cry
I know
Btw, im irish, so your name makes me happy
Well a new Dead Space game is probably coming out, so this is pyro leaking the plot of the game early
I canât read Dhar Manns name without hearing Cody Ko screaming âDHAR MANNâ
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and then Noel's "AAAAAH" after it
I love how cody ko and dhar mann are friends
its wierd but im fine with that if heâs happy then im fine.
its funny how cody ko had a collad with Dhar mann.
Noel was the one that actually yelled that lmao
@create go away. Nobody cares.
pyro got thanos snapped
"Within the next month or so"
"that's like Rayman 2's arm charge up as a tiktok dance"
**Shows footage of Rayman 3**
What a fraud
rayman is peak of 2d games
Dharman does actually have harmful bad messages. Most of his messages are âdonât be mean because they might be famousâ instead of âdonât be mean because itâs the wrong thing to doâ basically a very inhuman inhumane message.
Its a bunch of cringe strawman arguements. It's okay to try and teach morals but when you're screaming down through a microphone from your high horse the message gets lost.
Path to hell with good intentions and all that
@@FirstDayson yeah
dhar manns videos are so one dimensional they unintentionally loop back around to having shitty messages like 'hey dont bully this fat lady cause she might actually end up super hot and lose all that weight' cause god forbid anybody stay looking the way they were and still deserve respect
Too true buddy
Its because they have some kind of weird need to justify why the bullying is bad. "Bullying is a bad thing to do" isn't good enough, we need some kind of superficial positive trait to show us that you shouldn't have messed with them
3 months.....better be a good video
18:28 live cate reaction
âIâm looking at starting a second channelâ
Pyrozella: *Am I a joke to you?*
i think it's just that channel rebranded
@@peyton3509 yeah its called PyroLIVE now
it's about him calling it "starting"
Took pyro 19 minutes and 36 seconds to make a breaking bad reference.
0:47 doesnât this count tho?
19:36
Guys pyro hasnât made a video in a few months, i think the Chad man got him
11:19 Man was really serious lmao
"Dhar Mann asks who Candice is, Immediately regrets it'
He
He
He
He
He
He
Who is Candice?
@@IdiotParty ligma
@@IdiotParty mama
âThat kid who pretended to be insaneâ nice save. Really dodged the CZcams bad scary filter with that one
I don't get it
who?
normal pills
@@alexm.a.d892 good, too young to get it then
@@alexm.a.d892 i don't either
the martial arts one, that's straight up cobra kai
Whatever youâre doing, Pyro, it better hit harder than The Beltâą.
At least he fed some people with his giant biceps as wierd as he might be
@create get reported
@@nietzam69 thank you soldier
@@nietzam69 thanks for your service
It's disgusting how relatable pyrocynical is he even knew I watched the people faking being crazy video. And then reference it throughout the entire video like pyrocynical is next level
Yea it was recommened 1 million times to and eventually watched it
I had a stroke reading this
@@thepillowhead2453 i almost had one too
Pyrocynical: The Dhar mann rule no swearing no alcohol, no drugs
Dhar Mann: Student gets peer presured into drinking and taking drugs
he went on a 3 month break to make petscop 2
Pyro should honestly be hired for a Business's marketting department, the ads he makes are great.
if you like pyros ads, you're gonna have your mind blown when you see internet historian
Internet comment etiquette has some top tier ads as well. Its like the 3 pillars of ads you can watch
"Man doesn't subscribe, instantly regrets it."
wtf same pfp
Man doesnât subscribe, gets decapitated instantlyâ
@@VincentSteinerOfficial woman doesnât subscribe immediately, gets orbital cannoned. Instantly regrets it.
It feels like it's been alot longer than 3 months.
Finally, he is making Petscop 2
âMan doesnât like Pyrocynical, he instantly regrets it.â
You need more likes
Bro ur username is supposed to be spelt your mind in a nutshell not youâre
"Woman leaves a dislike on Pyrocynical's video, what happens next is SHOCKING!!!"
@@JustinDaniels it be like that
Pyro's product placements are one of the ads that I'll never skip.
And internet historians aswell lol
Noone will skip the ads.
@@troynortje4090 ManyKudos has also joined the club of well-produced funny sponsored segments.
"WHOS GONNA PREPARE MEALS FOR YOU" why was she yelling? Lmao