Logan Paul's first movie is worse than you can imagine

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  • @dan_is_kia9483
    @dan_is_kia9483 Před 3 lety +5166

    He gave us a sequel to the Logan Paul movie, but not a sequel to Petscop

  • @AlbertSirup
    @AlbertSirup Před 3 lety +7748

    the guy just putting in his dad's password is honestly the most accurate depiction of hacking I've ever seen in a mainstream movie.

    • @shotguntimmy
      @shotguntimmy Před 3 lety +585

      in most movies, they just open the laptop and say "were in" in 3 seconds

    • @C0mmMC
      @C0mmMC Před 3 lety +462

      @@shotguntimmy *intense keyboard sounds* Ok, ive hacked into the mainframe were in

    • @AlbertSirup
      @AlbertSirup Před 3 lety +375

      @@shotguntimmy "A Gigabyte of RAM should do the trick"

    • @11th_defender51
      @11th_defender51 Před 3 lety +57

      @@AlbertSirup yeah lol that was so scuffed

    • @apttewly
      @apttewly Před 3 lety +126

      most hacking is social engineering. those "what's your star wars name" images that ask for your initials or pet names or whatever? Those are used to answer password security questions

  • @nuclearbomb9483
    @nuclearbomb9483 Před 3 lety +5166

    Unrealistic, the UN would never actually do something.

    • @ristonvesotsky953
      @ristonvesotsky953 Před 3 lety +245

      monitored genocide time

    • @chadbat4205
      @chadbat4205 Před 2 lety +20

      @@ristonvesotsky953 and lebensraum bad lol

    • @ristonvesotsky953
      @ristonvesotsky953 Před 2 lety +18

      @@chadbat4205 hm?

    • @artsyrache
      @artsyrache Před 2 lety +187

      No no no they would have a vote on wether or not to wag their fingers at nations with high population.

    • @DunkTasticMan
      @DunkTasticMan Před 2 lety +9

      @@ristonvesotsky953 Lebensraum I believe in German means living space, so funny no no Germans.

  • @takkun215
    @takkun215 Před 3 lety +761

    genuinely pissed off that bunked was mentioned but Jessie wasn't

    • @alexrempel3274
      @alexrempel3274 Před 2 lety +60

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing I'm sure he googled what she's been in and copy and pasted the first few that came up

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 Před 2 lety +2

      @@alexrempel3274 and?

    • @SheetsAndStuff
      @SheetsAndStuff Před 2 lety +28

      Jessie and Bunked were apart of my child hood, even though it might have been a shitty show. I’m not sure if it’s good I haven’t watched it in years.

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony Před 2 lety +36

      @@Turnaround72 and?? tf do you mean and, they're giving the reason why he said bunked but not jessie

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 Před 2 lety +4

      @@lightlylemony it’s not bad because he obviously hasn’t watched the show dickweed

  • @s4n714g000
    @s4n714g000 Před 3 lety +3178

    The most unrealistic thing in the movie is anyone listening to what the UN says

    • @skantinavi3767
      @skantinavi3767 Před 3 lety +87

      facts lmao

    • @RobotronSage
      @RobotronSage Před 3 lety +57

      lol tell that to the netherlands as they bend over backwards for still complying with REAGANS policies regarding cannabis. Weed was never legal in Amsterdam brother! Go ahead look it up!
      And they still won't legalize it despite it being a bajillion $$$ industry. I thought Dutch people were so good at mercantilism? (they're not) (everything in Holland is 3 to 4 times more expensive than in neighbouring countries!!!)

    • @dogwithabeard2612
      @dogwithabeard2612 Před 3 lety +97

      @@RobotronSage ok

    • @Falzelo
      @Falzelo Před 3 lety +46

      @@RobotronSage ok

    • @Nashakarnasadakaam
      @Nashakarnasadakaam Před 3 lety +46

      @@RobotronSage ok

  • @theonewhoknocks1412
    @theonewhoknocks1412 Před 3 lety +3078

    Imagine these preschoolers going to die for not passing a test from an alphabet knowledge

  • @joed7450
    @joed7450 Před 2 lety +925

    This entire plot was actually copied from a Doctor Who episode called "The Beast Below" released in 2010, honestly the plots are completely identical. Kids have to take a test, if they fail they get "killed", but it turns out they just become labourers underground.

    • @nsr4000
      @nsr4000 Před 2 lety +50

      Yeah I thought it was familiar lmao

    • @lancebaylis3169
      @lancebaylis3169 Před 2 lety +121

      Most every story has been done before by Doctor Who at some point in it's 60 years of existence.
      Like, literally. Even The Matrix in 1999 had been done by Doctor Who in 1976.

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade Před 2 lety +90

      @@lancebaylis3169 good point, doctor who has covered nearly every interesting tv topic there is, I suppose you can’t really ever make anything on tv anymore that doesn’t even slightly resemble an episode of doctor who.

    • @yahhah3027
      @yahhah3027 Před 2 lety +12

      Simpsons did it

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser Před 2 lety +24

      @@crazy922blade No wonder the 13th Doctor is so bland and stale in comparison to the others. Or maybe it's because she can't act, I can't decide

  • @tcyier
    @tcyier Před 3 lety +194

    I swear Payday 2 guards are smarter than the guards in this movie

    • @csaver
      @csaver Před 2 lety +24

      At least the pd2 guards could take Jake Paul in a fight

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 Před 2 lety +7

      bronco police on dead sentence have a bigger chance of killing you than these knuckleheads

    • @esooGrM
      @esooGrM Před 2 lety +1

      @@bananabuns1369 you mean normal?

  • @DankSpoony
    @DankSpoony Před 3 lety +6879

    If you blink in a pyro video, you miss an hour of editing

  • @GunsWithWizards
    @GunsWithWizards Před 3 lety +2630

    i like how the test scores are dragable so you can just switch them

  • @FunnyDude119
    @FunnyDude119 Před 2 lety +537

    I love the concept of
    “In some countries, they kill off their old people. In others, they only allow parents to have one baby (the most reasonable in that sort of situation). In America, what if only the best kids at retaining information they’ve been given were allowed to live here!”

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 Před 2 lety +106

      One baby thing is actually so logical that it boggles my mind how US went straight to yeeting highschoolers off the planet lol

    • @co7769
      @co7769 Před 2 lety +52

      @@alaskabane5340 not just high schoolers but anyone under 18 old enough to take a test and fail it.

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 Před 2 lety +6

      @@co7769 lmao that just makes it better

    • @pedropradacarciofi2517
      @pedropradacarciofi2517 Před rokem +68

      One child policy was actualy pretty disastruous for China
      Still arguably the best solution (especialy when the other are genocide) but it's far from beeing humane

    • @bdsmgaming3627
      @bdsmgaming3627 Před rokem +1

      Hmmm sounds familiar **looks at east Asia**

  • @thikkielee2675
    @thikkielee2675 Před 2 lety +93

    Honestly the whole mess in the second test can be avoided if the system allow Mason to change the score instead of swapping it with someone else.

  • @maltesers1239
    @maltesers1239 Před 3 lety +3241

    The acting, world-building, and plot development in the honey ad is genuinely better than in the movie.

    • @danielyoungblood3931
      @danielyoungblood3931 Před 3 lety +44

      It's also somehow better than the 3rd Dead Space.

    • @leafymeadow9811
      @leafymeadow9811 Před 3 lety +41

      Acting? I thought it was alright, especially for Logan.
      World-building? Barely any, maybe a few droplets of it.
      Plot development? Ehhhhhh, there's some, not a great amount but you can tell it's there.

    • @willsommerfeld1933
      @willsommerfeld1933 Před 3 lety +10

      It’s still a good movie, it’s just that Logan Paul was the protagonist. If you could have gotten anyone else better than him, this movie would’ve been incredible

    • @cheeseman6016
      @cheeseman6016 Před 3 lety +1

      Boutta comment basically the same thing and saw this

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Před 3 lety +3

      It is a good concept, but logan paul, and youtube, and the other ones that nobody has heard of

  • @oisinmccaughley624
    @oisinmccaughley624 Před 3 lety +2187

    It’s really funny because the UN is going against the Geneva convention in this movie

    • @marvininabox
      @marvininabox Před 3 lety +307

      Nothing new there

    • @Antiyoukai
      @Antiyoukai Před 3 lety +14

      UN Man Bad

    • @sup_a
      @sup_a Před 3 lety +176

      @INFINIVERSE OF SWAG what countries can do or cant do in wars like they can’t kill civilians or use nukes.

    • @Shinhwachangjo01
      @Shinhwachangjo01 Před 3 lety +68

      @@Antiyoukai yes UN bad

    • @bordigotto6603
      @bordigotto6603 Před 3 lety +152

      more like geneve suggestion

  • @bradenr867
    @bradenr867 Před 2 lety +148

    Logan’s a good actor, I mean he acted like an interesting person for years

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 Před 2 lety +69

    Most hacking really is just, "I stole your password, now I can get into your account." So, that hacking scene was actually pretty accurate lol

  • @almondboyo2428
    @almondboyo2428 Před 3 lety +1919

    First Pyro inadvertently baits Petscop 2, now he's purposely baiting the Thinning 2. This says a lot about our society.

    • @planatano_
      @planatano_ Před 3 lety +56

      You have a loli pfp. This says a lot about our society.

    • @almondboyo2428
      @almondboyo2428 Před 3 lety +56

      @@planatano_ I'll have you know that she's actually (probably) hundreds of years old. That means it is okay, after all, implied age is not actually age.

    • @dannyfeng5110
      @dannyfeng5110 Před 3 lety +64

      everyone wants petscop 2, but nobody wants to plant a tree 😔

    • @marew7562
      @marew7562 Před 3 lety +11

      @@dannyfeng5110 every petscop 2 wants, but tree plant no

    • @hoopmooy3543
      @hoopmooy3543 Před 3 lety +10

      @Sproot We all know nobody would believe it if he said that.

  • @kahutiarisk8075
    @kahutiarisk8075 Před 3 lety +1864

    As a New Zealander I would like to say we also have fish and chips. But no wife...

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- Před 2 lety +41

    That “NO I’M FUCKING NOT!” Was the only time logan has ever made me crack a smile

  • @bisexualsmoothtalker1270
    @bisexualsmoothtalker1270 Před 2 lety +19

    The fact that the movie tried to pass off Logan Paul as ‘smart’ is hilarious to me

  • @adddiz
    @adddiz Před 3 lety +2282

    pyrocynical has become a fusion between IHE and internet historian

  • @JBOSSISLIT
    @JBOSSISLIT Před 3 lety +2546

    The fact that pyro had to search up “it’s everyday bro” for this video we truly do live in a Society

  • @popebiscuit3443
    @popebiscuit3443 Před 3 lety +48

    That movie sounds incredibly boring but the only time I really got an emotional reaction out of this video was you putting Halo music to footage of Mass Effect.

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 Před 2 lety +6

    My headcanon for the Pop-Tart scene:
    The dad has a member of his staff go out and buy Pop-Tarts for him, take them out of the cardboard box, and put them in the wooden case. That way he won't know what flavor they are, and he wants to be surprised

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Před 2 lety

      Ok mate that cool and all.. but who asked lmao

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@chrisdawson1776me i asked

  • @theemeraldtuber1153
    @theemeraldtuber1153 Před 3 lety +1530

    I feel bad for the guards. They're just trying to do their job, but they all get beat up by Logan's biceps.

    • @donquesewilliamswilliams3497
      @donquesewilliamswilliams3497 Před 3 lety +89

      Where was Logan at Auschwitz with those biceps?

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills Před 3 lety +15

      @@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 smh

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 Před 3 lety +33

      @@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 Yeh. Also, why would the students be told beforehand that they might be executed? Why not just hide control chips in their head (using sci fi tech or something) which explode when the exam failures are escorted into a soundproof room? I just made this up, and it's almost more plausible than this film. El Momento de BRUH.

    • @emarythomp
      @emarythomp Před 3 lety +24

      @@promethium-145 well they don’t actually kill them either. It’s kinda pointless

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 Před 3 lety +10

      @@emarythomp Oh, right. Well, they could just inject the failed students with sleepers, and then ship them to the sweatshops. Idk lol.

  • @tullius1289
    @tullius1289 Před 3 lety +2598

    Back in high school our teacher literally made us watch this during class as he thought it was a "great critique of the education system"

    • @strikeveteran247
      @strikeveteran247 Před 3 lety +183

      Wait is it pyro or the movie? If its the latter then ur teacher is sadistic.

    • @Scourgeoftengri
      @Scourgeoftengri Před 3 lety +64

      ANSWER US WE MUST KNOW OF THIS PROPHET

    • @icytidal3228
      @icytidal3228 Před 3 lety +405

      If they said “back in high school” they probably don’t mean a day ago

    • @joejr1120
      @joejr1120 Před 3 lety +70

      Riiiiight... and Minecraft is an amazing Physics simulator.

    • @carmenpopescu1284
      @carmenpopescu1284 Před 3 lety +10

      Satan :
      I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan

  • @offbrandbiscuit
    @offbrandbiscuit Před 2 lety +16

    I remember when the trailers of this were first coming out and I thought the idea was really interesting, a dark future where they're so obsessed with intellect that they let a test define whether you live or die. But then they shot themselves in the foot with the ending showing that they failures of the test literally are just sent to work, producing the tablets that are used for the test.
    You could paint that as a reflection of society where the lower-scoring people have to work menial jobs (line worker, shelf-stacker, etc.) that are generally considered undesirable by the rest of the general public, while the more intellectually gifted go on to bigger things such as science, finance, etc. But when the idea of your film is "if you aren't smart enough for this test, you will literally die" it really shoots the whole premise in the foot by meaning the stakes are basically non-existent now.
    A̶l̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶L̶o̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶u̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶5̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶s̶.̶

  • @kinghashbrown7998
    @kinghashbrown7998 Před 3 lety +34

    Out of all the youtuber movies, this is the only movie I've seen with an interesting premise, probably the only compliment I can give this movie

  • @bugalet
    @bugalet Před 3 lety +1695

    Don't let the 19 billion view stretch goal distract you from the fact that this is pyro's plan to dethrone MLG teletubbies as his most watched video

    • @anotherwanderingwisp858
      @anotherwanderingwisp858 Před 3 lety +6

      Billion* 😅

    • @bugalet
      @bugalet Před 3 lety +7

      @@anotherwanderingwisp858 Oops my bad - thanks for the nudge :)

    • @lonniesmith1360
      @lonniesmith1360 Před 3 lety +11

      i guess we'll have to get mlg teletubbies to 50 billion as well

    • @gamehive8025
      @gamehive8025 Před 3 lety +8

      We must not let that happen.

    • @danishcookies
      @danishcookies Před 3 lety +1

      Well it looks like this video is doing pretty bad compared to his usual views. But let's just hope😤

  • @mitchellforrest1625
    @mitchellforrest1625 Před 3 lety +398

    I love how Pyro changed the thumbnail to show that the real The Thinning was the hairline we lost along the way

  • @Forestdude-be6ud
    @Forestdude-be6ud Před 2 lety +12

    I like the concept, but I feel like there were other, far less expensive options. Also, yes Pyro, it's the bottom 5%. Also the reason the adults are so cruel is that they survived the thinning, meaning statistically 60% of everyone they knew in their schools are dead.
    Also, sequel?

  • @MarquisBS
    @MarquisBS Před 2 lety +9

    12:31 That's probably the most accurate display of hacking. Getting into someone elses account. That's what it is all about. Getting to know their credentials and then using them.

  • @analienmango8756
    @analienmango8756 Před 3 lety +1031

    The concept of "The Thinning" would have the opposite effect of what its supposed to do, since parents would have as many kids as possible to increase the chances of having at least a few that would pass.

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa Před 3 lety +141

      All the writers would have to do is to make a rule that in such world parents can have only two children.

    • @tzorfireis425
      @tzorfireis425 Před 3 lety +233

      Also by killing off so many kids 20 years after the thinning is implemented there's going to be a demographic apocalypse because there's straight up not enough adults to support the economy, which while technically achieving the purported goal of reducing humankind's ecological impact, would still be an utter disaster for everyone involved.

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent Před 3 lety +83

      @@tzorfireis425 which is what China is going through, oddly enough

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 Před 3 lety +8

      @@tzorfireis425 Did you see in the end where they show that they weren't executed?

    • @joujou264
      @joujou264 Před 3 lety +64

      @@tzorfireis425 In times of hardship, in reality, people would leave their elders to die, by walking them to the woods and leaving them there. Somehow, I guess, it's more "nice" to kill kids than old people who already had a long, nice life and are no longer contributing to society much. When your whole story relies on the "trolley problem" at least make the story justify why the clearly wrong decision was made.

  • @OneSaltyBruh
    @OneSaltyBruh Před 3 lety +1796

    “Logan Paul’s first movie is worse than you can imagine”
    Damn, that is an accomplishment

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker Před 3 lety +23

      It isn't like Logan has managed to beat the cringe meter every movie he makes

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad Před 3 lety +18

      Logan Paul's movie isn't even approved by a turtle

    • @obs7477
      @obs7477 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @theovalgum8746
      @theovalgum8746 Před 3 lety +4

      @@just_a_turtle_chad what is you're opinion on plastic straw

    • @obamium3020
      @obamium3020 Před 3 lety +2

      “I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit”

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 Před 2 lety +9

    The story is good but the execution is literally in hell.
    But there is a major plot hole of why they chose students and not like prisoners, just cut prison food, and spend money to increase agricultural export.
    36:31 someone call Johnny Joestar on this man

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers Před 11 měsíci

      Well the whole point is that parents keep having kids, and more kids means bigger population.
      They probably have the death penalty for more prisons in an event like this. But that only solves a portion of the problem.
      Agricultural exports makes the most sense, yet at the same time, with the world dwindling on resources due to population, that likely includes land. Not just in the US but the rest of world.

  • @Noto
    @Noto Před 2 lety +9

    I like how all of these teenagers fighting the guards are somehow jacked enough to beat the shit out of grown men with batons that are probably put through military training.

  • @goldentoxic2137
    @goldentoxic2137 Před 3 lety +1529

    "If you fail in this exam you get excuted"
    Suicidal students: now this looks like a job for me

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 Před 3 lety +71

      Did you mean: all students

    • @MrSadisticLlama
      @MrSadisticLlama Před 3 lety +40

      Yea but not even that, as we see at the end of the movie, they are basically enslaved to be china sweatshop workers for the rest of there lives

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 Před 3 lety +31

      the concept was interesting ill admit

    • @hexius_
      @hexius_ Před 3 lety +2

      @@Shawnmiller1903 I agree ahahaha.

    • @DioGriffinKirby
      @DioGriffinKirby Před 3 lety

      @@Shawnmiller1903 yea but left on a cliff hanger lol

  • @jmigsan
    @jmigsan Před 3 lety +2022

    Took me too long to realise those were 2 different girls

  • @raspinch6417
    @raspinch6417 Před 2 lety +13

    17:02 the most creative sponsor ever

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodbu3733

    15:09 Fukien naoooo XD

  • @gunnery519
    @gunnery519 Před 3 lety +1169

    the concept is actually really interesting, and terrifying... but it's executed so badly

    • @toastcrumch
      @toastcrumch Před 3 lety +67

      Executed (badum tss)

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil Před 3 lety +7

      That’s exactly how I felt

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly!

    • @amor7886
      @amor7886 Před 3 lety

      right? they had so much potential

    • @gunnery519
      @gunnery519 Před 3 lety +13

      @@amor7886 I really wanted to see the repercussions this had on the world, like rioting, and protests in schools and stuff. Like they really could have made a great film here

  • @GrammarGaming
    @GrammarGaming Před 3 lety +816

    moral of the story: quiet = sad instead of loud = funny

  • @ZeyTheIncubus
    @ZeyTheIncubus Před 2 lety +9

    That ending kinda defeats the whole purpose of the thinning being a thing in the first place. If it's to solve population issues, but they just move the failures underground, then... You're not solving shit, just moving the problem elsewhere. I don't really see how that solves anything.

  • @Funatiq
    @Funatiq Před 3 lety +7

    "netflix has great shows, that they never made" XD

  • @AkimboJV
    @AkimboJV Před 3 lety +1899

    Fun fact: this terrible movie was filmed at my terrible high school!

    • @kobrax0341
      @kobrax0341 Před 3 lety +165

      Got any crappy stories you would like to share if you dont mind me asking?

    • @BeckHassen
      @BeckHassen Před 3 lety +16

      Which one?

    • @killanatoric6870
      @killanatoric6870 Před 3 lety +59

      I bet people constantly make jokes about this movie

    • @jaedendirtzu9624
      @jaedendirtzu9624 Před 3 lety +72

      @@BeckHassen it’s called diamond ranch high school I go there

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 Před 3 lety +2

      0 virginia techers around heh?

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k Před 3 lety +1849

    I love the character development in this movie. The dad goes from the most reasonable to the least reasonable character.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před 3 lety +39

      Yeah ngl, I thought he was gonna be a helpless boomer to a hypocritical doûché

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 Před 3 lety +89

      @@ammagon4519 Nah I thought he was gonna discover his dabbing powers to their full potential

    • @Unreachableparadise
      @Unreachableparadise Před 3 lety +24

      yeah thats probably what happens when you associate with logan paul

    • @hrmrmrmmr6306
      @hrmrmrmmr6306 Před 3 lety

      yes lol

    • @PGerman.
      @PGerman. Před 3 lety

      Sounds like Ironwood in rwby

  • @dpet7756
    @dpet7756 Před rokem +3

    imagine passing the thinning for 11 years straight only to fail the last one

  • @mishmash4760
    @mishmash4760 Před 2 lety +6

    FYI when he said “No relation to a lonely man in Sweden” he was referring to his cry of fear video. My favorite on this channel

  • @lenoribahi
    @lenoribahi Před 3 lety +4290

    Sequel is “The thickening” and it’s just Logan doing squats for 1h34m

    • @emuofficial9426
      @emuofficial9426 Před 3 lety +49

      Underrated comment

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 Před 3 lety +225

      No it's just a picture of Logan slowly expanding

    • @Enilks
      @Enilks Před 3 lety +24

      I'm thinning cuz all the air is rapidly exiting out of my youngs

    • @kino8462
      @kino8462 Před 3 lety +19

      it should be logan receiving a hair transplant so that pyro can't make another receding hairline joke

    • @user-kv1qi6cf1s
      @user-kv1qi6cf1s Před 3 lety

      LMAO

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs Před 3 lety +15066

    Manifesting petscop 2

  • @ceciladams4882
    @ceciladams4882 Před 3 lety +38

    Wow the concept is actually fascinating. I wish they could have done more, also logan's acting is actually not that bad. Not great, not horrible just on the grey area.

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo Před 10 měsíci

      No its not its some basic ass teenage girl dystopia novel
      This would be a throwaway gag on family guy its that un-fleshed out and simple
      like those divergent books which were really just an allusion to college. but with autism mc?

  • @silenttera666
    @silenttera666 Před 2 lety +5

    12:06
    You better believe that's a paddling.

  • @notandum
    @notandum Před 3 lety +355

    the most annoying thing about this movie is that the concept is honestly pretty intriguing but it's just wasted

    • @wazz35
      @wazz35 Před 3 lety +45

      Interesting concept, brutal execution

    • @dillpickle88888
      @dillpickle88888 Před 3 lety +16

      Try reading Unwind same concept but better execution

    • @bruhmoment2306
      @bruhmoment2306 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dillpickle88888 yes, greatest book series I’ve ever read, and I read ALOT, so that’s saying something

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 Před 3 lety

      @@wazz35 the execution went well but unfortunately it failed to actually kill any of us

    • @rad.yall27
      @rad.yall27 Před 3 lety +8

      Seriously, they probably need to hire better writers/directors. and maybe include better actors too, this movie could be a real dystopian blockbuster. The cheating with contact lens plot device honestly could be explored further, making the whole premise much more interesting... this is honestly disappointing!

  • @Ru5tyBlade
    @Ru5tyBlade Před 3 lety +1208

    Only OG's remember the original thumbnail

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 Před 3 lety +52

      Right, though this new-standard one should definitely be the best one, especial with the usual abysmal rating put.

    • @bigantdud3499
      @bigantdud3499 Před 3 lety +6

      Oh the one with lots of Log an Paulsddgyv

    • @ThereIsAShmungus
      @ThereIsAShmungus Před 3 lety +8

      I didn't even realize it had hanged

    • @arigetout
      @arigetout Před 3 lety +21

      i remember seeing it in my recommended with the old thumbnail, but i didnt click on it lol

    • @dimwitacans
      @dimwitacans Před 3 lety

      Hell yea

  • @18squirrelsupmycrack
    @18squirrelsupmycrack Před rokem +6

    3:48 the premise of this movie sounds like a tiktok POV

  • @Illogical.
    @Illogical. Před 2 lety +4

    If they remove 5% of the people each test, and there are 12 tests, only 54% of people make it all the way through. also, the test is 2 hours long, so 90% of people with adhd or variants of adhd don't have a chance. Also, it strongly encourages sabotage.

  • @rpgryder1886
    @rpgryder1886 Před 3 lety +572

    Its so weird seeing dez from austin and ally and emma from bunk'd and jesse my childhood in a dystopia movie

    • @hanialis7704
      @hanialis7704 Před 3 lety +16

      Ikr

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain Před 3 lety +6

      man i wished i had a childhood

    • @Dondon-wt5mw
      @Dondon-wt5mw Před 3 lety +18

      Emma from jessie

    • @starringvincentprice
      @starringvincentprice Před 3 lety +31

      @@theonlyplain mate did you pop out the womb aged 20 what the fuck

    • @420mar5
      @420mar5 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Dondon-wt5mw Yeah I knew her from Jessie and then I was gladly surprised seeing her in cobra kai

  • @kino8462
    @kino8462 Před 3 lety +1389

    “You know what we do with Parasites?!”
    Put them in the trending tab

  • @Wage_gap_gaming
    @Wage_gap_gaming Před rokem +5

    14:50 quick revive doesn't work if you also have who's who

  • @fullcircle2507
    @fullcircle2507 Před 2 lety +10

    The batons are compact batons that slip into the handle and the are practically wobbly metal pipes

  • @adolfdripler3413
    @adolfdripler3413 Před 3 lety +849

    the pop tart scene is like every youtuber trying to stretch a video to 8 minutes

  • @johnhowell145
    @johnhowell145 Před 3 lety +825

    the maths of getting rid of 5% of the same group every year 12 times is insane, by 12th grade only 54ish% of the original cohort would be left

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset Před 3 lety +192

      Not to mention that the actual premise of "overpopulation is what's destroying the planet" is also complete nonsense bullshit on top of that

    • @ravendefinitelyover188
      @ravendefinitelyover188 Před 3 lety +30

      @@manifesto_mindset overpopulation does destroy the world tho

    • @manifesto_mindset
      @manifesto_mindset Před 3 lety +212

      @@ravendefinitelyover188 Overpopulation doesn't. Unsustainable consumption & waste does.

    • @brettonjohansen1619
      @brettonjohansen1619 Před 3 lety +74

      @@manifesto_mindset Yeah, from overpopulation...

    • @Scrungelz
      @Scrungelz Před 3 lety +61

      @@manifesto_mindset Yeah there's a thing called carrying capacity which is the maximum amount of something (people in this case) that an ecosystem can support. Once you go over it people would die of starvation and such until you're back under the carrying capacity. Then repeat.

  • @johnsonnosnhoj3851
    @johnsonnosnhoj3851 Před 2 lety +6

    I love how during an event made to maintain resources, they use technological shackles for their failing students.

  • @creativekitsune1298
    @creativekitsune1298 Před 2 lety +13

    The concept is such a great idea! Just… the execution… is so bad. They could’ve done so much better.

  • @notrealy180217
    @notrealy180217 Před 3 lety +4204

    the most annoying part about this, is that the base idea for the film is actually very interesting.

    • @lilyhayes6663
      @lilyhayes6663 Před 3 lety +283

      Fr actually talented people should write/produce/star in this

    • @Zamntron
      @Zamntron Před 3 lety +170

      Kinda like Bright. A world where the whole fantasy setting is placed in modern times is good but damn the delivery wasn't the best IMO

    • @erika002
      @erika002 Před 3 lety +149

      The concept was good but the execution...nope, not execution....all of it was done wrong. It doesn't even "feel" like a dystopian sci-fi movie.

    • @AlbertoTuber
      @AlbertoTuber Před 3 lety +6

      I liked it

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 Před 3 lety +3

      Thought i was the only one here

  • @fangs0912
    @fangs0912 Před 3 lety +645

    Only the real ones know that it’s actually Emma Ross from Jessie

  • @emerald4233
    @emerald4233 Před 2 lety

    These ads feel like a high effort mobile ad

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 Před 2 lety +3

    the guards sound like the cloakers from payday 2

  • @WhyNot-xz7vx
    @WhyNot-xz7vx Před 3 lety +548

    So guys we did it, pyro made fun of dream

    • @dababystone472
      @dababystone472 Před 3 lety +27

      "So guys we did it we finnely reached the point where we made fun of green minecraft stickman"

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 Před 3 lety +2

      timestamp

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster Před 3 lety +1

      @german citizen same thing tbh

  • @jakosloth
    @jakosloth Před 3 lety +489

    Not only is this movie set in America, but it's set in Texas. And there's no guns in the movie. Yeah you thought if that one real well Logan

    • @Mouse_Librarian
      @Mouse_Librarian Před 3 lety +44

      Yeah, he also missed the fact that we say "y'all" every sentence and that we all ride our horses to school every day.

    • @waterdamagedtextbook9858
      @waterdamagedtextbook9858 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Mouse_Librarian they really missed the mark with this one

    • @jakosloth
      @jakosloth Před 3 lety +6

      @@Mouse_Librarian Lmao

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 Před 3 lety +5

      Don't forget this is apparently a dystopian world, and I reckon in a dystopian world innocent people wouldn't be allowed to own guns.

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 Před 3 lety +1

      @@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 I don't think Logan thought that far.

  • @PlantFromDiscord
    @PlantFromDiscord Před 2 lety +1

    "we have fish and chips, football, and wife"
    this is two steps funnier than rick turning himself into a pickle

  • @thegoldenbucketstudios9896

    Gaurds sound like they boutta tell me to pick up a can

  • @christianlorrain877
    @christianlorrain877 Před 3 lety +844

    Pyro: "1 wrong question could still give you a 75%"
    The visual: 4/5=75%

    • @SammyStickman
      @SammyStickman Před 3 lety +15

      Guess he would be dead
      (Or put to work)

    • @biosavat9475
      @biosavat9475 Před 2 lety +39

      Big brain moment

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Před rokem +2

      yes

    • @castor9907
      @castor9907 Před 8 měsíci +3

      So what you're saying is he would have failed the test

  • @genghiskhan8782
    @genghiskhan8782 Před 3 lety +271

    Notice how there's a slight confusion sometimes when someone calls Logan Paul 'Blake', like he still hasn't gotten used to not being recognized every five seconds.

  • @metallibasscovers
    @metallibasscovers Před 2 lety +16

    I just remember me and my cousins seeing an ad for this movie years ago and never heard about thinking it was some weird dream I had but nope I just remembered that this is real.

  • @resevoirdog
    @resevoirdog Před 2 lety +19

    28:55 this joke literally gave me a laugh attack I haven't done that shit in forever lol good video I love the attention to detail in your script it sounds all checked and all looks sick! Great video

  • @asher3262
    @asher3262 Před 3 lety +442

    Why wouldn’t they just put a limit to how many children you can have instead of murdering ones that already exist💀💀

    • @thatlemonadeguy6742
      @thatlemonadeguy6742 Před 3 lety +38

      Because we already have One Child Nation and What Happened to Monday?, you know, actual good movies.

    • @joaoostroski4778
      @joaoostroski4778 Před 3 lety +27

      in the movie it says that whiile in other countries do that, america is different.
      because fuck it! they always are, so i guess they got that right. 10/10
      (they say that when they are showing the little animated movie about how the sistem works to the children that are about to take the test)

    • @franz3810
      @franz3810 Před 3 lety +2

      other countries have that system but USA adopted that model

    • @icecrystal2310
      @icecrystal2310 Před 3 lety +5

      Because China would've thrown a hissy fit over this movie.

    • @randomperson3228
      @randomperson3228 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s a book

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice Před 3 lety +15826

    starring Logan Paul's biceps as ''Blake Redding's Biceps"

  • @PedroRodrigues-je6xp
    @PedroRodrigues-je6xp Před 2 lety +1

    the ad was more entrtaining than this movie lmao

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 Před 2 lety +6

    "The man who beat KSI and only lost because of a point difference"
    Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

  • @sothxc
    @sothxc Před 3 lety +903

    Lol why are people saying Pyro has woken up from a coma.. he’s just spent weeks editing a video about Logan Paul, nothing but dedication this whole time

    • @toxic8129
      @toxic8129 Před 3 lety +30

      Yeah he posts every month

    • @lynxx0812
      @lynxx0812 Před 3 lety +13

      still waiting for Petscope 2

    • @whateverkat8122
      @whateverkat8122 Před 3 lety +11

      @@lynxx0812 You’re hilarious

    • @minnows-_-
      @minnows-_- Před 3 lety +9

      High quality long videos every once in a blue moon is better than 10 minute hastily made ones

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 Před 3 lety +2

      that in itself is like directly exposing yourself to chernobyl levels of toxicity. pyro is a brave lesbian.

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley Před 3 lety +707

    When the kid gets bumped and loses his contacts... That's just not how contacts work. I wear contacts. They are FIRMLY attached to your retinas. You can't just have them fly out of your face by getting shoved too hard.
    Edit: Look man I'm not a fuckin' biologist, I just know retinas are bits in the eyes, and mine don't work very well

    • @Twiggy10
      @Twiggy10 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah, I was thinking that

    • @puddleBUN
      @puddleBUN Před 3 lety +22

      ATTACHED TO YOUR RETINAS???

    • @SHAD0WKNITE
      @SHAD0WKNITE Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah I have wore contacts for 4 years only time they get close to falling out is if I get poked in the eye or my eyes get more dry than a desert

    • @Jayozranger
      @Jayozranger Před 3 lety +15

      Nooo...... they were just physics clipped into his model and got launched out

    • @meatdress8111
      @meatdress8111 Před 3 lety +3

      "Retinas" lol

  • @qwertykaps1042
    @qwertykaps1042 Před 3 lety +3

    What the hell I thought this video came out in 2018 not 2021?

  • @blueflameflame644
    @blueflameflame644 Před 2 lety

    I love how on the advertising section he says but wait, then a ad plays lol

  • @USSMariner
    @USSMariner Před 3 lety +3757

    The eye makeup in hindsight is actually genius.
    In a society not run by brainlets, you'd be easily able to see kids trying to pass as guards since they wouldn't have eye makeup.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 Před 3 lety +80

      You underestimate females

    • @likeabossgaming5571
      @likeabossgaming5571 Před 3 lety +226

      @@e4_blitz785 Well, all the guards are male, no? Also, guards have specific voice changers.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 Před 3 lety +88

      @@likeabossgaming5571 The voice changer is probably in the uniform..

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Před 3 lety +62

      Kids can see makeup. And buy it. And wear it.

    • @radioactivemango2029
      @radioactivemango2029 Před 3 lety +28

      @@jimreily7538 no I think it is since the resources are scare and expensive

  • @ryzokusovai3403
    @ryzokusovai3403 Před 3 lety +296

    Man I'd take Pyro advertising Honey over MrBeast any day

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 Před 3 lety +36

      pyro is one of the few people that I don't skip their ad part (drew gooden's ads are hilarious too)

    • @naethavenir9422
      @naethavenir9422 Před 3 lety +10

      Tuna Fish don't forget Internet historian too!

    • @soniamokros5643
      @soniamokros5643 Před 3 lety +2

      Pyro and Internet Historian are one of few people that somehow manage to make advertisements fun

  • @xAnto1
    @xAnto1 Před rokem +7

    To be fair the concept is alright it just really needs a rework and better actors with actual skills

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 Před 2 lety +4

    You know in competent hands, this movie could have been compelling pn highlighting the darker sides of standardized testings, the education system, and the pressures society puts on students and grades. But nope, such potential is wasted.

  • @jaafarhassan6164
    @jaafarhassan6164 Před 3 lety +1331

    Pyro's sponsor ads r the only ones i dont skip, theyre almost as if not just as funny as the rest video

    • @MM-ss9yd
      @MM-ss9yd Před 3 lety +6

      Underrated comment

    • @brokenbiscuit3609
      @brokenbiscuit3609 Před 3 lety +107

      The only one who's on his level is probably Internet Historian's ads.

    • @nondescripthandle212
      @nondescripthandle212 Před 3 lety +29

      Internet historians are good too

    • @flyingmintbunny1286
      @flyingmintbunny1286 Před 3 lety +22

      His ads and internet historians are never skipped honestly!

    • @chd72
      @chd72 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah him, internet historians and a couple others are so good at it

  • @themanwithoutaplan9389
    @themanwithoutaplan9389 Před 3 lety +3367

    Kinda late comment, but I’m 99% sure that the masks, voice changers, and makeup are actually designed to protect the identity of the people who do the thinning. It’s kinda like how executioners wore hoods so the city or village wouldn’t know who it was and seek retribution or revenge through them. Might also just be overthinking it, and that they did it to make the guards look extra faceless and evil.

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 Před 2 lety +66

      Executioners did not need to hide their identity, it was essential in the case of executing Bloody Mary

    • @celeryking3483
      @celeryking3483 Před 2 lety +511

      Yeah I wouldn't want people to know I acted in the movie either

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 Před 2 lety +14

      Ah yes, people who do their jobs, very evil

    • @pengstirbkuchen5987
      @pengstirbkuchen5987 Před 2 lety +219

      @@shunderstock8080 would you want to be the guy known to execute children for a living? The „I am just following orders“ approach works well in theory, but the reality is kinda different.

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 Před 2 lety +22

      @@pengstirbkuchen5987 Well, yeah, it's different, but will I hate these particular guys or will I hate someone who hired them and gave them orders?

  • @yourfavweeb
    @yourfavweeb Před 10 měsíci +1

    25:34 Blud thinks he's in Star Wars 💀💀

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd Před 2 lety +2

    I'm waiting for the Logan Paul video where he rants about how Squid Game shamelessly ripped him off

  • @caenn47
    @caenn47 Před 3 lety +265

    The amount of mass effect refrences are taking over the dark souls one, what a society we live in

  • @ya_homi331
    @ya_homi331 Před 3 lety +374

    Pyro thinks every show in existence is a breaking bad reference

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 Před 3 lety +28

      Yo momma is a fat reference

    • @PNGALAN_
      @PNGALAN_ Před 3 lety +19

      @@nas9229 is that a breaking bad reference 😳

    • @nine-xs6nc
      @nine-xs6nc Před 3 lety +3

      @@PNGALAN_ is that a dark souls reference ???

    • @amybulger1758
      @amybulger1758 Před 3 lety +1

      Amogus

    • @illford6921
      @illford6921 Před 3 lety

      @@amybulger1758 aim on us

  • @mccoolfriend6818
    @mccoolfriend6818 Před rokem +1

    "At least we have fish and chips, football and wife "
    best line

  • @matthewl5434
    @matthewl5434 Před rokem

    why do they all have blackberrys, from the guard with a blackberry tablet to the kid with a passport

  • @S0m3_random_guy
    @S0m3_random_guy Před 3 lety +1629

    Let's go lads, pyro has woken up from his coma and remembered he has a youtube channel

    • @Pred.
      @Pred. Před 3 lety +74

      Every month he forgets what youtube even is and a few days later he remembers and goes to work on a video, poor man is in an endless cycle.

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 Před 3 lety +18

      Lesbian

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah he has dementia then regains the meaning of reality then posts his masterpiece to the world

    • @Hurb2
      @Hurb2 Před 3 lety +38

      it takes a lot of time, effort and motivation to produce long high quality youtube videos

    • @thehe2748
      @thehe2748 Před 3 lety +23

      Tbh I like the vids like this because they’re higher quality

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer Před 3 lety +2327

    5:17 You confused the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 and 3 with the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1.

  • @Eyezboi12
    @Eyezboi12 Před 9 měsíci

    5:09 just when i got a steam notification 🤣

  • @denezrgmc5456
    @denezrgmc5456 Před 2 lety

    1. Why are there palm trees in "Austin"
    2. Why is there water in "Austin"