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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  Před 3 lety +8078

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  • @yellowplaydough7894
    @yellowplaydough7894 Před 3 lety +3828

    "attaway general"
    "HELP MY SON HAS BEEN SHOT AND NE-"
    "that is not a disease"

  • @hakzource8660
    @hakzource8660 Před 3 lety +4709

    Apparently the doctor is the villain because he wants to do his job properly. As expected of Top notch tiktok TV show

    • @sam_v_murray6037
      @sam_v_murray6037 Před 3 lety +157

      considering he hired dixie he ain’t doing a good job

    • @damienjones1487
      @damienjones1487 Před 3 lety +99

      @My name is Irrelevant not all teens are likes this, and you should know that....

    • @lukassrensen9420
      @lukassrensen9420 Před 3 lety +32

      What kinds if teens have you guys met maybe if you change your aditude they might change theirs

    • @damienjones1487
      @damienjones1487 Před 3 lety +14

      @WiIIow Cooki3 ok by apologizing for being "rude" after you being "rude" you sound dumb as hell. also im taking drivers ed rn, so sadly im not 12

    • @jean-baptistechopin1799
      @jean-baptistechopin1799 Před 3 lety +44

      @My name is Irrelevant I'd say that's tiktok and especially spoiled teenagers. As they have load of popularity they feel special and unique, while they are not. So when their parents act as parents, as they should do, those kids want to so hard to be treated as celebrities that for them their parents are suppressive all the time. But in a more broad sense, if teenagers are sometimes wrong about their parents, the parents are also sometimes unable to understand or have compassion for their kids while they are suffering.

  • @sgtfargant2126
    @sgtfargant2126 Před 3 lety +2258

    I think the best actor that deserve an award is Franklin the Coffee maker 10/10 great acting

    • @bigdipper8572
      @bigdipper8572 Před 2 lety +21

      What no it's the oxygen around them it's the real star

    • @ckckckckskdkdk
      @ckckckckskdkdk Před 2 lety +46

      Yes so true he had such a great character develepment, his acting were so good i have never seen anyone act as a coffee maker like this before truely 10/10 actor i cannot get my eyes of

    • @voidsmith8887
      @voidsmith8887 Před 2 lety +5

      @@bigdipper8572 Nah, it's the space-time around them that's the real MVP

    • @Calypso-ro8iu
      @Calypso-ro8iu Před 2 lety +3

      Facts

    • @colemanbubar5098
      @colemanbubar5098 Před 2 lety +3

      I actually believed he was a real coffee maker

  • @colemanbubar5098
    @colemanbubar5098 Před 2 lety +730

    “Attaway general”
    “My daughter has Ligma!”
    “No, that is not a disease”

  • @oblivionfan345Tony
    @oblivionfan345Tony Před 3 lety +1961

    "In prison you never talk about your crime."
    How to tell the writers have no idea what prison is like. That's literally the FIRST thing you're cell mate will ask you to judge on whether or not you're gonna kill them while they sleep.

    • @Nim-ish
      @Nim-ish Před 3 lety +90

      how do you know that.......

    • @toblessfume5789
      @toblessfume5789 Před 3 lety +364

      The Dark Eyed Ninja pyro’s dad told us

    • @siriseriez2570
      @siriseriez2570 Před 3 lety +78

      The Dark Eyed Ninja people who have been locked up say it. You can search on CZcams this Shaun Atwood guy

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 Před 3 lety +37

      SiriSeriez Shaun Attaway*

    • @philipmiguel5563
      @philipmiguel5563 Před 3 lety +77

      @@Angels510 Is this an attaway general reference?

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 Před 3 lety +4949

    She's mad because her dad is busy saving other people's life. Wow, good storyline.

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows Před 3 lety +408

      When kids do that in movies...
      SOMETIMES i can understand when they are small...
      not when they are OLD ENOUGH.

    • @mr.e2551
      @mr.e2551 Před 3 lety +126

      Sounds like boruto to me

    • @toomanysandwiches8665
      @toomanysandwiches8665 Před 3 lety +127

      white girl moment

    • @arandomguy3288
      @arandomguy3288 Před 3 lety +14

      What is this boruto??

    • @grandldude
      @grandldude Před 3 lety +11

      If you can even call it that, the man doesn’t even do anything

  • @04gerd
    @04gerd Před 2 lety +734

    These guys acting skill is just like how I imagine bread have conversations

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru Před 2 lety +43

      Bread has more personality and actually have some form of worth and value unlike any tik tok star ever
      The kid playing Jack is SO damn worthless, he just doesn’t care about anything

    • @carolinpurayidom4570
      @carolinpurayidom4570 Před 2 lety +2

      @@higaiwokeru They are worth something just not in the acting or entertainment Industry field yet

    • @bravepigster
      @bravepigster Před 2 lety +6

      @@higaiwokeru why’s he got a speech impediment throughout the whole thing? If he actually talks like that all the time how do people find the will to watch his videos?

    • @spiritualpianochords9868
      @spiritualpianochords9868 Před 2 lety +10

      I fucking love bread

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 Před 2 lety +6

      @@spiritualpianochords9868,
      A very utilitarian food!

  • @DeadlyAntelope
    @DeadlyAntelope Před 3 lety +573

    15:10 as an spanish person, I can assure you that Spanish TV sounds exactly like that

  • @oof6780
    @oof6780 Před 3 lety +2123

    ,,Lele Pons enters the scene" *heart rate goes up*

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 Před 3 lety +32

      @N-Word I subscribed when I saw you comment on another comment and then I saw like 10 more comments and now I'm unsubbing lmao

    • @jacobwo4133
      @jacobwo4133 Před 3 lety +6

      @@heggy_69 I see him literally everywhere

    • @megamind2579
      @megamind2579 Před 3 lety +12

      @@jacobwo4133 "everywhere I go, I see his face"

    • @funnyskull14
      @funnyskull14 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dabirdgaming8207 dude stop sending links to a dumb a video I've seen it like 100 if these

    • @everynameimakeiscringe8641
      @everynameimakeiscringe8641 Před 3 lety

      Cringe rate 100%

  • @co1894
    @co1894 Před 3 lety +3495

    Pyro's Google history looks like:
    "Scooby Doo running noise"
    "AngryJoe saying badass"
    "Colonel yelling SNAKE"
    "Darth Vader yelling NO"
    "How long do fathers usually serve in prison?"
    "Etc"
    After every video

  • @nicolaberry9550
    @nicolaberry9550 Před 2 lety +188

    “Shouldn’t we be doing more than learning how to make coffee? There’s an emergency out there,”
    _She says like she has the experience to deal with said emergency._

  • @Astrocam88
    @Astrocam88 Před 3 lety +127

    Why is that guy with the arrow in his knee just kind of telling his life story as though he doesn't have an arrow in his knee? 😂

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před 3 lety +26

      Well he did used to be an adventurer

  • @goldbondshaq5369
    @goldbondshaq5369 Před 3 lety +3399

    God the kid with the curly hair is the worst actor I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

    • @FearDoe
      @FearDoe Před 3 lety +382

      he sounds like he only learned how to speak a few days ago

    • @ms.dr3amer
      @ms.dr3amer Před 3 lety +147

      he sounds like he has the worst cold a person can get

    • @goodkindofscum6299
      @goodkindofscum6299 Před 3 lety +31

      His "acting" reminds me of the Disaster Artist

    • @silentdeath2073
      @silentdeath2073 Před 3 lety +11

      well put shaq, well put

    • @ZemoGames
      @ZemoGames Před 3 lety +42

      They’re tiktokers... they have no talent or skill

  • @lukeoconnell4095
    @lukeoconnell4095 Před 3 lety +4343

    I love how this show has worse acting than a children’s play.

    • @specopstdog3057
      @specopstdog3057 Před 3 lety +56

      Ikr

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke Před 3 lety +99

      It's painful.

    • @DudeCole110
      @DudeCole110 Před 3 lety +89

      The acting is so stilted, I want to die

    • @vin7665
      @vin7665 Před 3 lety +79

      I’ve seen better acting from a toddler pretending to not have the cookie jar

    • @atomic-art
      @atomic-art Před 3 lety +10

      Its worse than power rangers megaforce

  • @sophixxu
    @sophixxu Před 3 lety +154

    Is no one going to talk about the two tiktokers who just placed the hairnet on top of their head...

    • @witchyfeltthat
      @witchyfeltthat Před 3 lety +25

      I was continually waiting for someone to tuck their hair in and it never came. One of the biggest letdowns of my life.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 Před 2 lety +1

      @@witchyfeltthat You're watching a show about Tik Tokers and that's your biggest issue? Lmao

    • @witchyfeltthat
      @witchyfeltthat Před 2 lety +3

      @@visassess8607 It was a joke. Lmao.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 Před 2 lety

      @@witchyfeltthatYes...I know...🤦

    • @witchyfeltthat
      @witchyfeltthat Před 2 lety +1

      @@visassess8607 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @BigSisterMoon9812
    @BigSisterMoon9812 Před 3 lety +49

    Every 4.5 nanoseconds:
    *Someone starts dying*
    1 minute later:
    *I am fine bro*

  • @SKILL3RS101
    @SKILL3RS101 Před 3 lety +1339

    Character: Wears hairnet.
    Also Character: Has 95% of hair outside of hairnet, thus rendering it useless.

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 Před 3 lety +76

      Looking for logic in TikTok productions is like looking for snow inside a volcano.

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ishanafondekar6334 I bet you could find snow in a volcano though

    • @parascytheplays2879
      @parascytheplays2879 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sneakysnake7695 go back to tiktok

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 Před 3 lety +17

      @@parascytheplays2879 I don't think you understood what I went, you can actually find snow in a volcano but you can't find logic in the show, thanks for making me have to explain the joke

    • @BakedPotatoYT1
      @BakedPotatoYT1 Před 3 lety +1

      It's actually allowed. You only need to protect the root of the hair with hair net and it will prevent the hair from falling as the hair net is squeezing the sides. A real doctor watched that scene and didn't complained about it, he did complain about the dude blowing his gloves before wearing tho.

  • @teamonion9695
    @teamonion9695 Před 3 lety +851

    Jack *actually* sounds like he was born tomorrow.

  • @abizarrepizzaguy1376
    @abizarrepizzaguy1376 Před 3 lety +22

    Jack is as intimidating as a 6 year old pointing a nerf gun at you and saying they will kill you...yeah, that non-existent intimidation.

  • @RyujiTakashiro
    @RyujiTakashiro Před 2 lety +68

    As a guy who's going through medical college, this show hurts me

  • @mzrohan3226
    @mzrohan3226 Před 3 lety +2075

    The level of Cringe that one kid who went to juvie has conjured with his acting has put my mental health off life support

  • @milky9602
    @milky9602 Před 3 lety +2838

    "Attaway General"
    "My wife is dea-"
    "That is not a disease"

    • @sup_a
      @sup_a Před 3 lety +95

      “Attaway General”
      “My dad dropped the soap in prison”
      “That is not a disease”

    • @jackperson5242
      @jackperson5242 Před 3 lety +23

      I mean, it isnt

    • @animebaseline3520
      @animebaseline3520 Před 3 lety +47

      "Attaway General"
      "my brother nose is uncontrollably bleeding"
      "That is not a disease"

    • @pogling4500
      @pogling4500 Před 3 lety +14

      American healthcare be like

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td Před 3 lety +9

      i mean if she is already dead a hospital can't really help you

  • @BadPandaStudios
    @BadPandaStudios Před 2 lety +82

    16:12
    Pyro: you’re about to witness the worse acting in human history.
    Me: (Thinking of The Room)

    • @ocelot9680
      @ocelot9680 Před 2 lety +6

      Ah a man of culture

    • @dunning827
      @dunning827 Před 2 lety +6

      The room is so bad it’s great tho imo

  • @MrChairReal
    @MrChairReal Před 3 lety +3382

    "Attaway General"
    *"MY DAUGHTER HAS LIGMA"*
    "that is not a disease"

  • @username-ur6dq
    @username-ur6dq Před 3 lety +906

    calling them bad actors is disrespectful to bad actors

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows Před 3 lety +71

      Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen does not deserve to be in the same level as these "actors"

    • @xxxx_tast_xxxx840
      @xxxx_tast_xxxx840 Před 3 lety +26

      Calling them actors is a insult to all actors

    • @notrevy
      @notrevy Před 3 lety +17

      Calling them humans is an insult to humans

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety +20

      Calling them anything at all is is disrespectful to any word in the universe

    • @azurella_5553
      @azurella_5553 Před 3 lety +15

      @@jamie8037 Them existing is an insult to everyone who has ever existed.

  • @bobobsen
    @bobobsen Před 2 lety +12

    I have theory that Dr Henry's wife didn't "leave", she died and he told his daughter she left because Dr Henry believes he can bring her back to life. He intentionally built a hospital where patients constantly die due to malpractice, each death fueling his powers. He can't have too many of them die so he allows some to live, which he can arrange by merely touching them. That's why he hires tiktokers and almost no doctors are ever seen. He's become so strong that previously healthy people around him spontaneously get heart attacks or collapse for no reason. He's getting close.

    • @historyandstuff16
      @historyandstuff16 Před 2 lety +2

      Holy shit, how could you say something so controversial but so true?

    • @SilverPrince_
      @SilverPrince_ Před 11 měsíci

      He's like a shitty Gendo Ikari

  • @chungus100
    @chungus100 Před 3 lety +93

    Everyone: Water in Attaway
    Pyro: Wo'ah in a'a'way

  • @foxxthing8004
    @foxxthing8004 Před 3 lety +1503

    “Uhh my mother is having a heart attack and she needs immediate attention-”
    *”that is not a disease”*

  • @Khranok
    @Khranok Před 3 lety +836

    Imagine going through theatrical school in the hope of being an actual child actor and instead someone who lip synced a song on an app instead gets work 😂

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 Před 3 lety +75

      Yea but they can roll their eyes sooooooo

    • @abbigailb.halcon5695
      @abbigailb.halcon5695 Před 3 lety +6

      HAHAH that sucks, imagine what would Adam Sandler say

    • @smiIeyface
      @smiIeyface Před 3 lety +30

      @TUME 1 You sound like one of tiktok actors in that show replying to this comment, why so offensive?

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 Před 3 lety +8

      @TUME 1 Do you have a point or are you just generally mad at nothing?

    • @nocomment9532
      @nocomment9532 Před 3 lety +4

      @TUME 1 There is such a thing as theatrical school, for example the Sylvia Young Theatre School in london. pull your head out your arse bruv

  • @milaraines2684
    @milaraines2684 Před 2 lety +50

    Pyro’s humor is raid shadow legends, far cry, and dark souls

  • @kevinmcdeath
    @kevinmcdeath Před 3 lety +23

    This video is like 5 times longer than an actual episode of this but it has about 50 times the effort put in

  • @bignut02
    @bignut02 Před 3 lety +3442

    Jesus christ, Jack puts less effort into acting than people in mobile game ads.

  • @milessipper2366
    @milessipper2366 Před 3 lety +746

    The writers were so bad that they didnt even tell the tik tok stars to put their hair underneath a hair cap

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety +39

      LMAO WTF WOULD BE THE POINT IF YOUR HAIR AINT IN THE CAP

    • @NH-hq7ly
      @NH-hq7ly Před 3 lety +5

      Yes and Pyrocynical didn't point it out

    • @whittybench5788
      @whittybench5788 Před 3 lety

      @@NH-hq7ly annoying how he didnt say anything about it

    • @meyeneetuks4680
      @meyeneetuks4680 Před 3 lety +2

      Low key kinda made me uncomfortable. They wore it like it was a fckin beanie.

  • @krabby-patty
    @krabby-patty Před 2 lety +28

    Moral of the story: don't let kids who do tiktok dances for a living have their own tv shows.

  • @devdylan6152
    @devdylan6152 Před 2 lety +87

    I once was lost in a hospital searching for a bathroom, spent a good 45 minutes lost, finally went in and it was a long session... and a doctor and some nurses started talking right outside the bathroom door and it was like a single restroom so the door was right next to them so I had to then start going silently and it was a number 2 and it was like a quite place in the hospital with very few people around... they talked a ton about a ongoing case with personal medical information.... I kept listening and realized it was about my then girlfriend now ex and stayed in the toilet for a long time trying to not come out into that awkwardly but the longer I stayed the stranger it would seem and I got stuck for over an hour and I gave up came out and let him know I could hear everything they were saying and that they should be more mindful when talking about personal medical information in places like this and had a really awkward set of interactions. there is no point in this story... this awkward garbage just reminded me of that horrible experience.

    • @commissarthorne3894
      @commissarthorne3894 Před 2 lety +20

      The things you learn about people in the CZcams comment section is astounding

  • @umbra7335
    @umbra7335 Před 3 lety +554

    Dixie still has a more famous family member even in a fictional universe.

    • @CXR0W
      @CXR0W Před 3 lety +2

      Underrated comment.

    • @brendankerr7697
      @brendankerr7697 Před 3 lety +26

      She can’t escape that shadow

    • @beef5000
      @beef5000 Před 3 lety +18

      @@brendankerr7697 kinda sad honestly

    • @bathwaterseller7080
      @bathwaterseller7080 Před 3 lety +4

      Beef Grumble no

    • @brendankerr7697
      @brendankerr7697 Před 3 lety +3

      Beef Grumble I mean at the end of the day she’s making more money from a quirky dance then I’ll ever see in my life

  • @ajb1064
    @ajb1064 Před 3 lety +578

    I once got an ad for tik tok and at the bottom it said “escape Tiktok” instead of “escape to Tiktok”. I think they were warning us.

  • @monster5.912
    @monster5.912 Před 2 lety +12

    this entire show sounds like when you reenact something in middle school

  • @henrickspuitz8081
    @henrickspuitz8081 Před 2 lety +7

    This makes house and greys anatomy look like real footage from a hospital

  • @cirava
    @cirava Před 3 lety +3959

    I like how even after making fun of Raid Shadow Legends, Pyro still gets sponsored by them.

    • @w_3209
      @w_3209 Před 3 lety +187

      you either die a hero or live long enough to become the enemy

    • @koilio3210
      @koilio3210 Před 3 lety +12

      i just started the video and i see this and now im scared

    • @dauntedshrimp73
      @dauntedshrimp73 Před 3 lety +63

      At this point I think pyro just wants money lol

    • @f-0431
      @f-0431 Před 3 lety +7

      The links look like ip grabbers lol

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 Před 3 lety +43

      @@dauntedshrimp73 Life is hard, Brother.

  • @daftpunk89
    @daftpunk89 Před 3 lety +5888

    For a supposed "bad boy", Jack is as intimidating as a wet kitten

    • @Modernhabitus
      @Modernhabitus Před 3 lety +440

      Dudes voice is so annoying and monotone

    • @pricex3
      @pricex3 Před 3 lety +175

      and wet kittens are intimidating as fuck 😱😱😱😨😳😳

    • @meingoobby8231
      @meingoobby8231 Před 3 lety +208

      He looks like he'll cry if someone taps his head

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před 3 lety +112

      There's that South Park clip where Cartman talks shit to some guy and then gets punched and starts crying and screaming. That's Jack

    • @saucysacrilegious
      @saucysacrilegious Před 3 lety +22

      and his voice sounds like one too

  • @kiakiller6338
    @kiakiller6338 Před 3 lety +23

    The review is 1000 times better than the actual show, funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

  • @kikosawa
    @kikosawa Před 2 lety +40

    We have a youtuber back in Russia named Gufovsky. He uploads once in a lifetime, but it is always worth the wait. I'm proud to announce that you resemble his editing style very well and I am able to quench the urge of watching Gufovsky by watching you instead.

    • @clause6930
      @clause6930 Před 2 lety +1

      nbd cares

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa Před 2 lety +11

      @@clause6930 why'd you respond then?

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff Před 2 lety +7

      @@clause6930 the russians do

    • @revolutionstudios5052
      @revolutionstudios5052 Před 2 lety +4

      @@clause6930 You're wrong, because I do care. It's always nice to learn what people outside the American Sphere of Ignorance are watching on this forsaken platform.

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain Před 2 lety

      what about podel

  • @saltypepega9608
    @saltypepega9608 Před 3 lety +895

    plot twist:
    the four main characters are actually the four horsemen of the apocalypse sent to destroy us all over the internet

    • @Makar_The_Delver
      @Makar_The_Delver Před 3 lety +20

      Those would be Censorship, Kill Switches, Net neutrality, and Sonic’s entire fanbase.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 Před 3 lety +1

      You mentioned The Four Horsemen...
      czcams.com/video/Wkvd7pbfM78/video.html

    • @Makar_The_Delver
      @Makar_The_Delver Před 3 lety +1

      @@gfilmer7150 thank you, I LOVE Metallica!

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Makar_The_Delver I know my music.

  • @LensenMessias
    @LensenMessias Před 3 lety +1206

    The whole show is literally just a giant Oblivion Cutscene with in-game NPC Dialogue

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows Před 3 lety +23

      Bethesda writes it better~

    • @tazallordofpog5559
      @tazallordofpog5559 Před 3 lety +4

      indeed it has the open world of daggerfell and the dialogue of a todd howard obglivion npc

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie Před 3 lety +2

      @Lenni Yes, we heard Pyro make this joke in the video.

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish Před 3 lety +1

      STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

    • @eth1937
      @eth1937 Před 3 lety +1

      theyve got to make.... MONEYYYYY

  • @lucaszanettin8257
    @lucaszanettin8257 Před 2 lety +4

    I have never seen a ad both incomprehensibly confusing and greatly effective like this one

  • @thecollector427
    @thecollector427 Před 3 lety +16

    6:45
    the calmness in his voice while losing a lot of blood makes me laugh so hard XD

  • @stupiditystudios1900
    @stupiditystudios1900 Před 3 lety +545

    Two characters: *are talking*
    Kid: casually dies

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes

    • @RockManSSB
      @RockManSSB Před 3 lety +30

      The existence of someone casually dying implies the existence of competitive dying

    • @wedmunds
      @wedmunds Před 3 lety

      @@RockManSSB dying patch ad2020 TA speedrun glitchless world record 0.012s

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers Před 3 lety

      government of russia okay

  • @TheGoldenJourneyer
    @TheGoldenJourneyer Před 3 lety +2956

    The day Pyrocynical makes a 5 hour analysis of Breaking Bad is the day we ascend

  • @cwushh
    @cwushh Před 2 lety +6

    I like how the guy in the last scene is just left awkwardly standing there, looking around...

  • @delimeat3721
    @delimeat3721 Před 3 lety +4

    Stand user: Dr Henry
    Stand: Dad Eyes

  • @nobody1yearand130
    @nobody1yearand130 Před 3 lety +816

    "Im losing a lot of blood right now"
    *"Y O U S H O U L D B E F I N E"*

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 Před 3 lety +655

    The guy who went to jail is supposed to be this tough guy but he’s the least intimidating person I’ve seen in my life

    • @LadiesHideYourMans
      @LadiesHideYourMans Před 3 lety +67

      Probably went to jail for smoking fake weed mixed with cocaine

    • @hannahmutantspider1102
      @hannahmutantspider1102 Před 3 lety +34

      He woahed too hard

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 Před 3 lety +16

      He accidentally hit someone while hitting the Woah

    • @Hornswaggerz
      @Hornswaggerz Před 3 lety +34

      I love how he's supposed to be an edgy badass who does crime when in reality he seems more like a gay teen who shops at hot topic religiously

    • @galis4383
      @galis4383 Před 3 lety +11

      The guy who's supposed to be a tough guy is a 17 yo kid who's 5'5" tall and weighs barely 130 pounds. A toddler with a knife is more intimidating.

  • @crownedfool115
    @crownedfool115 Před 2 lety +9

    "La proxima vez en romper malo
    Entonces porque no mueres de una vez?"
    As a native spanish speaker, that caught me off-guard and made me laugh like fkn crazy.
    Just subbed.

  • @wismy_5032
    @wismy_5032 Před 3 lety +7

    That Breaking Bad thing made me laugh, out of all the stuff in this video, referencing and good show whilst watching a bad show was the funniest thing for me.

    • @wismy_5032
      @wismy_5032 Před 3 lety +1

      To be more clear, I'm talking about the one where he's on Netflix.

  • @albthewise6135
    @albthewise6135 Před 3 lety +2392

    Plot twist: pyro is doing movie reviews because he still hasn’t gotten a haircut

  • @LucasZero64
    @LucasZero64 Před 3 lety +2796

    the lele pons fake out actually gave me genuine terror

    • @ignaciobarriga2678
      @ignaciobarriga2678 Před 3 lety +15

      Lmaooo

    • @captainkiwi77
      @captainkiwi77 Před 3 lety +65

      I was in the middle of drinking and I fucking choked

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers Před 3 lety +31

      I was about to start crying and shaking bro, really got me tense.

    • @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy
      @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy Před 3 lety +25

      I closed the video. I straight up closed the video because I couldn’t deal with Lele Pons.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers Před 3 lety +6

      IjuanSena2169 Understandable. (But it was also a fake out, don’t worry,)

  • @JGStone
    @JGStone Před 2 lety +12

    Wow, it's even hard to watch the review, that's some achievement not every bad show can acquire.

  • @totesfleisch258
    @totesfleisch258 Před 3 lety +7

    07:35 The literal first thing youre gonna get asked by other inmates when you transfer, is why youre doing time. Which is a deciding factor if literally every group will hate and maybe try to kill you, or if youre a possible recruit.

  • @sebman7408
    @sebman7408 Před 3 lety +2028

    is no one gonna talk about how they let a guy with a criminal record, be a volunteer at a hospital???

    • @llolichannel
      @llolichannel Před 3 lety +267

      Joke aside, some prisoners actually work at hospitals as a way to lighten their sentence, mainly cleaning or moving things around tho, the mechanical stuff and not dealing with patients, hahah

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx Před 3 lety +45

      Unless he committed a violent crime what’s the harm?

    • @redbullcan8538
      @redbullcan8538 Před 3 lety +72

      @@JotaroKujo-nj4bx because its easier to assume that people who have broken the law already would be more dangerous than someone who hasn't

    • @redbullcan8538
      @redbullcan8538 Před 3 lety +39

      @@JotaroKujo-nj4bx I'm not saying its right to reject someone who has a criminal record for something minor like that, I'm just saying that if they had a choice between two people: one who has never broken the law and one who has. They would most likely pick the person who hasn't.

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx Před 3 lety +12

      Catalina
      I’m saying they shouldn’t be biased by that and that shouldn’t even be listed in the first place (employers asking their potential employees if they have a criminal record) A person committing a nonviolent crime when they were younger shouldn’t affect their ability to make a living years later
      That just sets them up to go down a criminal path

  • @emilyclancy9059
    @emilyclancy9059 Před 3 lety +626

    16:03
    “Attaway general?”
    “I-I think ive gotten ligma”
    “That is not a disease”

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 Před 3 lety +10

      First comment to make me laugh. Well done

    • @jozzen77
      @jozzen77 Před 3 lety +20

      Ligma balls #cringe #lol #thewitcher3

    • @infernia4336
      @infernia4336 Před 3 lety +1

      extreme odst its a joke

  • @SOoshi_art
    @SOoshi_art Před rokem +4

    That breaking bad bit had me dead. Pyro wants to review another show so badly😂

  • @ellayted9522
    @ellayted9522 Před 2 lety +6

    "Holden, like most of us when we're touched by a female, enters into a catatonic state." 😂😂 Dude where do you get all these jokes?

  • @KianJustSux
    @KianJustSux Před 3 lety +1518

    Even with the Logan Paul movie I didn’t cringe this hard, I could literally feel myself hurting from inside

    • @manavarunaravind4290
      @manavarunaravind4290 Před 3 lety +45

      That movie was bad but not an abomination like this one

    • @redwing1766
      @redwing1766 Před 3 lety +32

      Least Logan can somewhat act

    • @mkall
      @mkall Před 3 lety +4

      i became suicidal after watching this video critiquing the movie

    • @txchno4271
      @txchno4271 Před 3 lety +2

      in that movie at least ppl actually tried

    • @weezlewax6839
      @weezlewax6839 Před 3 lety +3

      They’re tiktokers what the hell did you expect

  • @yostoyou
    @yostoyou Před 3 lety +292

    "Hi, I accidentally cut my finger off and I-"
    "No that is not a disease"

    • @k_n_c_y
      @k_n_c_y Před 3 lety +9

      "B-but I'm bleeding out all over the shed and-"
      *dial tone*

    • @macksV2
      @macksV2 Před 3 lety +2

      I was thinking they said Ligma lol

  • @KeejTV
    @KeejTV Před rokem +2

    When she asked where the old man went and the nurse pointed to the ground going "He went ATTAWAY!!"
    I cried.

  • @mattsherack
    @mattsherack Před 2 lety +22

    This guy is pretty good at reviewing stuff. He should make an 8 hour video on an underrated British conspiracy drama and its dreadful American counterpart.

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou Před 3 lety +426

    "In 2020, we're resorting to bullying children for revenue."
    You've been like that since forever.

  • @nemanjatodosijevic6132
    @nemanjatodosijevic6132 Před 3 lety +482

    "Lele Pons enters- .. No, no she doen't, this was just to keep you on your toes." literally got me scared shitless. Not cool, Pyro.

  • @kerembengu9945
    @kerembengu9945 Před 2 lety +3

    Roasting titokers is the best type of content

  • @dhruvitpandya1219
    @dhruvitpandya1219 Před 3 lety +8

    I never knew acting could actually go to this level.

  • @macaroni6033
    @macaroni6033 Před 3 lety +1277

    "HELP IM BLEEDING OUT"
    "no that is not a disease"

  • @ayyy_julio7249
    @ayyy_julio7249 Před 3 lety +795

    why does Dixie damelios voice sound like a 34 year old long beach construction worker who got lung cancer from the concrete fumes.

  • @osmanthus_wine230
    @osmanthus_wine230 Před 3 lety +6

    this show makes even the Percy Jackson films look good

  • @TotallyAHuman
    @TotallyAHuman Před 2 lety +12

    This guy is interesting af..
    I don't skip even his sponsored section, because it's so damn funny!

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO Před 3 lety +891

    receptionist: attoway general
    person on phone: i'm gay
    receptionist: no that is not a disease

  • @damslami8903
    @damslami8903 Před 3 lety +761

    The writers of this show were like, “People mysteriously pass out really often right? Like most people have mysterious diseases?”

  • @aquticdan678
    @aquticdan678 Před 2 lety +3

    American Healthcare:
    Lidl on quality, big on price.

  • @reKomaAgain
    @reKomaAgain Před 3 lety +2

    “You’re so funny.”
    Blink twice if you’re gunpoint

  • @bugjuice5622
    @bugjuice5622 Před 3 lety +1164

    I don’t think they realized that hairnets are supposed to , idk, hold hair? Girl got her whole wig out

    • @stars7710
      @stars7710 Před 3 lety +60

      I saw that and expected Pyro to say something about it lmao. It was painful to watch.

    • @jeanyjazzy8769
      @jeanyjazzy8769 Před 3 lety +8

      Bruh you are so right

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @Aka-wy7iw
      @Aka-wy7iw Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly!!!!

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru Před 3 lety +10

      They are tik tok “stars”
      Not really the peak of knowledge

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 Před 3 lety +5512

    I think pyro is just a movie reviewer now, and I'm cool with that

  • @hopelesss9248
    @hopelesss9248 Před 3 lety +8

    The amount of HIPPA violations in this show hurts my brain

  • @kermitcryptid
    @kermitcryptid Před 3 lety +688

    The way these people wear hair caps makes me unreasonably angry.

    • @henry7486
      @henry7486 Před 3 lety +30

      [ G u m d r o p s n a i l ] Aren’t you meant to put all your hair inside the cap?

    • @wnh1cross
      @wnh1cross Před 3 lety

      I would like, but your at 69 likes

    • @toby4784
      @toby4784 Před 3 lety +1

      Henwy i think so yeah

    • @ChannelKeks
      @ChannelKeks Před 3 lety

      @@henry7486 yeah I think so

    • @mrmaxmondays
      @mrmaxmondays Před 3 lety

      Not unreasonably, no

  • @andreworr8808
    @andreworr8808 Před 3 lety +827

    "Hey i got shot in the leg and-"
    "No, that is not a disease."

  • @tdab3883
    @tdab3883 Před 3 lety +7

    I love how pyro says A'away instead of Attaway

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi Před rokem +3

    I feel like Pyrocynicle giving ideas how to improve the series is very nice for people like myself, who will never write a series but dream about writing stuff like that.

  • @adamk1429
    @adamk1429 Před 3 lety +270

    2016:Bullying children
    2020: bullying teens

  • @callimusa
    @callimusa Před 3 lety +764

    As a nursing student, this hurts ESPECIALLY bad

    • @ojshrimpson9184
      @ojshrimpson9184 Před 3 lety +5

      @Callista Amara what is the worst thing that they did on this show? I am not going to count the hair net as it is Blanton.

    • @callimusa
      @callimusa Před 3 lety +70

      @@ojshrimpson9184 first of all, breach of code of conduct. Done multiple times by various characters.
      1) unprofessional behaviour at the workplace with the junior doctor and Dixie's character making out in the supply room all the time
      2) Kit providing medical advice to a patient AND flirting with him.
      The second one is unacceptable for multiple reasons because:
      A) he's not her patient,
      B) it's out of her scope of practice (she's just a volunteer, not even an official member of staff)
      C) there's a power gap between her and the patient that she's abusing by flirting with him. Not to mention it's unprofessional and a conflict of interest.
      D) she also abuses her power by getting information on him she's not SUPPOSED to have from the nurse. (Again, not her patient, not in her scope, and patient confidentiality is a HUGE part of healthcare)
      E) her getting feelings for the patient is not illegal, but in a real medical setting, you would be asked to step away from the case and hand it to someone else.
      Edit: fixed a very important typo

    • @TheVulpineFox
      @TheVulpineFox Před 3 lety +28

      @@callimusa Med student / former Paramedic here. What made my cringe go to next level was the scene with the young girl as a burn victim. Pyro didn’t show it till the end but, spoiler, the Doc simply slams an IV into her and… 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒶𝓋𝑒𝒹 ✨ . Even tho they said she had a possible smoke inhalation! First thing you do is secure the airway, ESPECIALLY with smoke inhalation. The airway can close up within seconds! What does it help that she gets fluids if she can’t breathe or gets brain damage due to a lack of oxygen?! And I would have been fine with it in some way if they simply didn’t get the order right. Like, if he put an IV in and then secured the airway. But he ONLY did the IV and then LEFT. HE LEFT HER TO DIE!!! Burn victims are such fragile patients. They can literally crash any second because there is so much dead tissue (and therefore toxins). Also with trying to maintain the open wounds which are a HUGE hazard to all kinds of infections, which settle easily into it. And. They. Touch. The. Girl. Without. Gloves!!! There is a bloody reason why there are specialised hospitals ONLY for burn victims. And this dude does everything wrong he can. It’s almost as if he wants to see the girl dead. “If she is surviving me now, the infection later on will totally get her, 𝔥𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔢𝔢!”
      And I’m not even going over the thing with the ShE hAs An InFeCtIoN iN hEr BrAiN shit… This show is by far the worst I’ve seen on so, so, SO many levels.
      Thanks for visiting my Ted Talk about little shits, who couldn't be bothered to read a single article online about anything they do. Including how to act.
      (I needed to vent about this to someone who understands. ♥)

    • @macsseo
      @macsseo Před 3 lety +3

      is it....breaking bad??

    • @callimusa
      @callimusa Před 3 lety +3

      ​@@TheVulpineFox Oh god, I couldn't even get that far. I got to the point where the nurse said, "She's starting to cone!" and tuned off because I'd reached my limit. I definitely agree with what you said though, especially since they mentioned specifically that she was coning! IV fluids would do her a whole world of damage because she's already got increased intracranial pressure, the last thing you want is to pump more fluids into her body. They should have addressed the coning risk first right away because it would push the brainstem through the foramen magnum and suppress her ventilatory drive which is a guaranteed dead patient. But either way, him leaving her after just sticking an IV line in would definitely kill her for so many different reasons. Not to mention, nobody even seems to do ANY hand hygiene in that hospital XD

  • @colbytaylor1880
    @colbytaylor1880 Před 2 lety +1

    Skipping through pyro’s ads 10 seconds at a time is honestly funnier because everything is out of context

  • @gonernotloner
    @gonernotloner Před 2 lety +1

    “Molly!”
    *Molly later died of the terrible disease*
    *death*

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher Před 3 lety +367

    -Mom, can we get Grey's Anatomy?
    -No, we have Grey's Anatomy at home.
    -Grey's Anatomy at home:

    • @tapwater9435
      @tapwater9435 Před 3 lety +7

      Eh they both suck.

    • @StarSCTEBunToaster
      @StarSCTEBunToaster Před 3 lety +4

      Ethan the Tap Water greys anatomy was pretty good until they killed off everyone and replaced them all with bland characters I don’t give a shit abt

    • @themagicalpeanut1317
      @themagicalpeanut1317 Před 3 lety +3

      It was good when it was MAINLY docter stuff

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 Před 3 lety +908

    The curly-haired kid is like one of those kids in school where you knew they smoked weed a mile away. And in case you didn't know, they make sure to let you know it by wearing weed merch and mentioning weed every 5 minutes.

    • @matiasaguilar2500
      @matiasaguilar2500 Před 3 lety +33

      Man i hate it when people flunt the fact that they smoke weed

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Před 3 lety +19

      His entire personality is weed

    • @majorscrub2856
      @majorscrub2856 Před 3 lety +20

      Best part is he probably only smoked weed once at his cousins and wigged out.

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 Před 3 lety +5

      Majorscrub literally me lmao. Mainly why I don’t do that shit anymore. My heart rate freaks me out, then I feel like I’m going to die.

    • @justsomejusstsome8994
      @justsomejusstsome8994 Před 2 lety +1

      @@GhostStealth590 Yo getting paranoid when u smoke weed is the worst. Happened to me once and never again. Felt like I had to constantly throw up, like the sensation was constantly there but it didn't happen. Had the best sleep ever tho.

  • @hansoberhaus3950
    @hansoberhaus3950 Před 3 lety +5

    33:30 OMG im dying lmaooo

  • @Lando_Calzonian_MK8
    @Lando_Calzonian_MK8 Před 2 lety +1

    One thing that I found too funny was at 6:49, where the kid has a violent, dirty, bleeding wound, and she just wraps it up in stabilizing gaws, doesn’t clean it, wipe the blood off, or even put gaws pads on it to soak up the blood. 😂

  • @Frostcicle
    @Frostcicle Před 3 lety +345

    The character development in this "show" is like constantly skipping cutscenes in a game

    • @mcs01
      @mcs01 Před 3 lety +3

      what character development?

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt Před 3 lety +1

      the character development in this show is like a rock
      just a rock

    • @Frostcicle
      @Frostcicle Před 3 lety

      @@SomeGuyHowGoesIt yep

    • @Frostcicle
      @Frostcicle Před 3 lety

      @@mcs01 rock

  • @bignut02
    @bignut02 Před 3 lety +170

    They managed to introduce about 50 different plot threads and wrapped up exactly 0 of them.

  • @picax8398
    @picax8398 Před 2 lety +2

    roman's actor did a really good job tbh. he was made to be insufferable and he nailed it.

  • @wiktorburian388
    @wiktorburian388 Před 2 lety +10

    Pyro your edits make me genuinely laugh, amazing video! Keep up the good work!

  • @TheLuckster
    @TheLuckster Před 3 lety +240

    I'm starting to doubt if he's actually sponsored by raid or if he's being held at gun point.