Logan Paul's documentary is worse than you can imagine
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BROFIST ........... - Komedie
“When Hitler invaded Poland, that was an L.” - Pyrocynical, 2019
Ben Reyes cringe
Aww cringe
ok boomer
When jake paul invaded the suicide forest, that was an L
@@gabrielkellar1935 aww cringe
"You'll never get Petscop 2 at this rate"
>implying we will actually get Petscop 2
Mother 3: *grins*
Threatening we’ll never get Petscop 2 for years.
Why do you think you’re labelled under “Cancer”, Pyro?
Then we gonna want Petscop 3 lol.
hes already confirmed that
Jayden Palermo (STUDENT) the original channel made more Petscop content after Pyro’s original video. People want Pyro to make Petscop 2
Before Fight:
“lets go champ”
After fight:
“champ...lets go”
Nice pfp
underrated lmao
😔
@Julo Micha underrated comment
😲😲😲😲
I think the worst part of the documentary is hearing an adult mother refer to her son having a bunch of Ws and a big L in a serious matter is as bad as Logan Paul trying to paint himself as a underdog
i made a severe lapse of judgement
That was a big L on the mom's part. Just like L ogan
Ksi: *wins*
Logan: “i was sick.....i sneezed 3 times..”
XD
I also sneezed because I'm allergic to bullshit
Wasting money just to see this fight.
@aaronsdavis You know from experience??
Logan sneezed for added poison damage
When logan is about to cry he looks like hes holding in a fart
He kiss a lesbian so its not gay
Mature.
Pax Shmitz maturity isn’t relevant when humors involved.
Technoxy that’s cringe bro
They would let any 1 become popular
bruh, we actually have 2 trees in Norway, get it right
No you don’t I saw the NordVPN world map
One punch man you live there
No we have 3...
I almost have that many in my room
No we have one tree bro
Logan : **tazes dead rat**
Normal people : says it's wrong
Filthy Frank fans: *visible confusion*
i mean its not as if it was alive bruva
We knew it was wrong but Frank's performance did makes it funny, maybe it was absurdity of the situation or his delivery but God it was funny (not for some)... Our first reaction isn't of disgust with Frank
The first and the last reaction with Logan Paul is pure digust, cringe.
I mean with Frank the rat was already dead
@@bosniaforever wasn't it the same in Logan's case?
The Speedophile yeah but I think what people were made about was the tazing part.
Logan Paul: Does something stupid
CZcams: $$$
CZcamsr: creates videos about history
CZcams: 🚫🚫🚫
Kermit DaFrog 69 likes nobody like it anymore
Pranay Naidu its no longer at 69
Optimus BurrinkTea it no longer at 69
Yeah logans a prick
SpaghettiSauce445 I-I know
“I don’t condemn game-ending in any way.”
‘ang on...
czcams.com/video/jY4vVq10sO8/video.html
LMFAO
??
@@oliverlisa2599 what?
Lol
Self game ending is a very serious problem
Actually, Pyrocynical means "Pretty Little Lesbian who won't make Petscop 2
As a Norwegian, I can safely say that we only have one tree
Come on bro, that’s cringe
having 2 tree when
We say we're NORDIC OR NORD....
Anything else is perpretrating....
Logan trying to act crying looks like he's never shed a tear beside cutting an onion.
He has no soul or emotions.
The greed for money has absorbed him completely.
Ouch..
JR He doesn’t even cry when he’s getting onions. He has no tear ducts.
bold of you to assume he can cook
@@santhoshsenthil9819 Well duh Logan is only good at cooking! That was why KSI could piss him off at the ring! Shitty dramatic boxing match tho
“I don’t condemn game ending in anyway.” -Cancer
*Norwegian cancer
"all these w's" when has logan done anything good?
When have you done anything good?
@@Jonathan-cz4ky when have you done anything useful?
Bellasprout When have YOU done anything useful?
Liam when was the last time you hugged your mom?
Macaroni Tree I wish I could hug my mom
I am so happy Pyro's video had an ad in it. He can finally feed his family now.
Sentence of the year: "SILENCE, BROKE" -Logan paul
czcams.com/video/jY4vVq10sO8/video.html
haha
Yay you finally got one sponsor
ArcMusic No u gay
Lmao
5:27 lmfao "atleast Hitler knew when to pull the trigger"
I'm wheezing.
I mean he's not wrong
Me too XD
Im 1.5 years old and thought this was epic
Im 0 and i approve of this message
Im -10 and i also approve this message
@@chasereich3247 well im actually -100 and i love messages
S丹乃モ尺 I was aborted and I approve of this message
Balake The Art Kid yo bro thats kinda lit bro
Why is it when he got "emotional" it sounded like he was passing a kidney stone
Norway when they get mentioned 2 times in 1 pyro vid:
*too much clout*
The Fantorangster Norgeeeeee🇳🇴
That thing was false btw, we like... at least 7 trees.
The Fantorangster love your profile picture
Clout e jo fette bæst
Norway isn’t real
NordVPN: *gets hacked*
Pyrocynical: Sponsor time
I was so confused as to why he would sponsor a company where their only job was to protect consumers and yet they managed to fail that. Fucking lesbian shill
edit: unsubscribed, disliked, reported, held his family hostage, beheaded blue (the rabbit)
Yeah, earned him a dislike from me.
But weren't they only hacked last year?? Everyone's sponsoring NordVPN this year tho...
Maybe this was made before the hack 🤷♂️
@Sasha Alonzo im fairly sure it happened last year. its just that they came out with the info that theyve been hacked about a month ago. Also not everything is completely under lock and key on the internet. There is always a way. Watch Someordinarygamers video on nord vpn. he explains the situation well, and explains pretty much the only way someone can hack a vpn
Pyro: Makes merch that is mostly adult sizes
Also pyro: “My audience is literally 9 year olds”
Eh they'll grow into it
Urban Dictonary:
TOP DEFINITION
Pyrocynical
a 19 year old who regrets making mlg montages like "shrek has swag" and "mlg teletubies"
pyrocynical is better than leafyishere
by MemeLord4063 November 04, 2016
@Adel Lawgaly I'm offended that someone from MY STATE, Pennsylvania, would call Pyrocynical a looser. Shaking my smh.
Jake Paul’s mom should of said getting divorced was an L
czcams.com/video/jY4vVq10sO8/video.html
Hahahahaha so true L
should have*
Logan Paul: *tries to play the little guy*
Girl with size 13 nikes: “hol up”
A Dog In a Cowboy Hat yOu ThInK uR lIfE iS hArD
@@rainbowroxgirl6091 mY lIFe iS hARd mY mOM wOn'T gIVe me $150,000! i wIlL jUST lIStEN tO BilLiE eLlISh.
filas*
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I'm 27 and this is so deep
It's depressing that I have the Nokia Arabic tone as a ringtone
Turbo Cavalli same
I'm arab
@@anasxo1 ok
No it ain't. I have the same ringtone on my Samsung.
Same lol
*Gets Pyrocyincal defined as cancer*
"Did you do it?
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"...Everything"
“I’m not making Petscop 2”
*say sike right now*
czcams.com/video/jY4vVq10sO8/video.html
TRUE
*"I DON'T CONDEMN GAME ENDING IN ANY WAY"*
It's a message.
What are you doing here GioGio?
S..Shut up Jojo fan you are going to be game ended like everyone else
There are no drugs in this video, go away.
@@cesarlopez7948 I see, you have chosen the path of
*GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM*
Giorno omg what are you doing here?
"I don't condemn game ending in any way"
Bruh I don't know if that was a mistake or a stroke of genius
I honestly think it was both-
The difference between Hitler and Logan:
*Hitler knew when to commit game end*
So true
Kokichi Ouma
And rocked the facial hair
Mars I never saw that there. Very sorry if I did
😂😂😂
chihiro best *girl*
Pyro’s editing is the most prestigious thing on this website
Watch SuperMega
Quackity: *am i a joke to you?*
gabe helmy and pokay
Captain disillusion
MDE NEVER DIES
“What’s up drama alert nation”
-beast mode tacoz
ITS NOT CLICKBAIT IF ITS SAYING ITS CLICKBAIT AND IT IS CLICKBAIT
@@Denisiscool97 you sir , are the chosen one
Everyone's asking: "Wheres petscop 2"
But why not "Wheres car sex 2?"
No we all should be asking
"How petscop 2"
I bet “ let’s go champ “is the first word he said when he was a baby
“Logan Paul’s [x] is worse than you can imagine” is becoming more of a series than asot
Edit: OMG GUYS THANKS FOR THE REDDIT GOLD
@Zoe DePaul but it's true
Cazzo
Crotch.
Male reproductive system
PeePee
Pyrocynical: "Yeah, remember when Hitler invaded Poland? That was such an L"
Subtitles: "Yeah, remember when Charlie Chaplin invaded Poland? That was such an L
"
Good one
History Nerds: *_K E K_*
Everyone Else: *_???????_*
Oh yea i remember that my grandma said that Chaplin destroyed Warsaw using Laser sword
@@nah2481 Haha random thing equals funny.
Whats the game at 11 something that the player base drops
@@dokidoki777 Yes
“That’s why I took the alimony”
Genius, pure genius
I am so proud of you. Ive been watching for over a year and you finally got an ad
“You’re never getting Petscop 2”. Aight looks like imma unsubscribe.
lucky4696 r/woooosh
lucky4696 Welcome, TO THE JOKE. r/woooosh
hello fellow instagrammer
lucky4696
Hi, I'm r/wooosh, why don't you come have a seat over here-
@@lucky4696isMyPSNname What a mong
_"We inhabit a community"_
~ The Jester (2019)
noob2243 YOU GET WHAT YOU HECKING WISH
- The Jester (2019)
69th like
We inhabit a community
Lower inscription
You would not understand what I am trying to say as it appeals to a different perspective or audience of which you may not get
-jester 2019
"Everything i posses are negative ideas"
~ The Jester (2019)
Logan Paul: "I'll kill this man"
*Police: wait, that's illegal*
Naah, he's black it's aiight
Caboose?
DROP THE BUTTER KNIFE
*wait, that’s actually illegal*
@@zachbro2214 LOL
‘Make petscop 2’ we will never forget
Tf is that dirt?
“The let’s go champ man”
- Pyrocinical 2019
Pyrocynical: I WANT YOUR MONEY
Me: I want money
actually, I searched what Pyrocynical mean and now I pasted and copied it
this is what it means:
God amongst men
A submission from the United Kingdom says the name Pyrocynical means "'god amongst men'" and is of Latin origin. ... A submission from Nevada, U.S. says the name Pyrocynical means "God amongst men" and is of Latin origin.
Bruh
it was at least a medium sized L when he went to Japan and recorded a dead body
When Logan doesn’t know what to say after he lost so hey says he sneezed
Staining Snow 3 times*
haha big f for home saying that... but i think it could have some truth to it. even if it sounds like a big excuse. i think that def could’ve played a factor the kids voice was a bit rasp in the post fight interviews. i just think both of them didn’t perform well bc they can only do so much at that skill level. they prob thot they could translate their skills to the actual fight easier
@@markusrussell1779 Or Logan's mouth is too big for his fighting skills to back up. Yeah maybe that's it.
He lost by one, at the end he was literally wailing in ksi idk how he lost anyway
@MetaBrownie so what, JJ barley even fought back he just took punches like the pussy he is
The artist of Arabic Nokia gonna copyright claim this one.
Oof
Everybody gansta til pyro gets copyright claimed by Mohamed
The song is beautiful :')
I’ve spent ages trying to find out what the sound he uses so often was....now I know 🙏 thanks!
@@MajesticAngel13 Now edit your minecraft 144p intro
It looks like the Emotions caused him physical pain.
I couldn’t tell if that was Gordon Ramsay or one of the Paul brothers in the thumbnail
he still acts and speaks exactly like he did when he was doing prank calls.
Butthead street lmao
@@broken_memes.mp4402 no u
It’s called being a brainlet
The Amazing Pep THAT IS THE WORST COMEBACK YOU BRAINLET
@@tyreclone1948 no u
The brave statement I want is "I'm making Petscop 2"
:/
:/
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:/
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Was that 2 jojo references one after the other
6:30 the real question is: do they know how I unblocked happy wheels on my school laptop?
“Since the dawn of time, war has raged between the plants and the zombies”
The cucks and the incels
The plants and those god forbidden chickens
Dang, the nostalgia
Everyone: omg morgz fans spamming they have been here before 2019!
starts spamming
666th like
You should make this a series called “Logan Paul is Worse then you could imagine”
According to a user from Massachusetts, United States, the name Pyrocynical means "Distorted fire" or "Crazy and/or obsessed with fire".
Remember when Hitler invaded Poland
That was such an L
Tell me what does L mean
tbh ww2 was so cringe
@Cody65 at least it ended with a *bang*
Do subs it says Charlie Chaplin instead of Hitler.
bruh
look at all the morgz fans commenting "whos been a fan before 2019"
They can spell Yeezys
I cant spell at all
Whos been a fan before 2019
Who's been a fan of the lord pyrocynical (cancer) before 2069
@@JoaoRenatoBail that's just sad
Just googled what pyrocynical means and it said “god amongst men”
This guy is really good at editing I like his momentum xD
I was watching this and my mom asked: “you watching Ellen?”
Please pyro, change your look
Bio Science no at the start, Ellen is not a gamer
Let Ellen change HER look!
Who's Ellen
very scary thank god you don’t know who she is
@@clownman2594 my curiosity has doubled. Who is she?
Ashamed Pyro isn’t wearing the makeup, I can’t believe this.
Pyro is a proud independent Norwegian, so he can wear anything he wants, whenever he wants
He can wear me anytime ;3
Fjyjypg
9i
Logan's "comedy" has somehow not improved since the "butthead street" vid........
like.....
how tf is that even possible?
3:50 Noooooooo
9:00 I'm not sure if I'd call that dead body an "L", probably more like an "I" with a "O" around it.
hahah
Huhgyhh
thats what i call a funny
that joke was just hanging there.
Ø
Pyro: Pyrocynical
CZcams Captions: Parasitical
Accurate
I fell of my bed
Paracetamol
Has Logan ever even felt any emotion except self importance, because his crying really just looked like he was trying to hold in a shit.
"They've also got this scene of a kid picking up a camera."
Oh i'm sorry that I thought it was a bologna sandwich due to the shit filter
omg pyros got a sponsor
he's got enough "dough" to make petscop 2
And yet NordVPN sponsorship still around though. Still not bothering me while watching the video.
WTF IS PETSCOP!!!!!?????
@@JJLproductions-lq2lt it's the best game you've never played
@@jancoxdd is he the creater of the game or something
Ikr
5:55 "I don't condemn game ending in any way"
Pyro endorses suicide, more at 11
haha
Awesome I got the notification of you uploading 6 days after you uploaded
I can't tell if he watches Jojo or not .
Pyro: *needs view's*
Logan: *exists*
Pyro: i have an idea
It would be nice if he just merely existed
This is epic, the comments are spammed with: “who has been a fan before 2019”
wHOSE BEanE A FAne SinSe 2019??
Dwayne
Fucking zoomers
i didn’t see one comment saying this
You say that like there are any
Loving the Kira theme from Jojo: Eyes Of Heaven in this video brah
“I don’t condemn game ending” I’m glad we’re on the same page.
My son: Why are you laughing at a weird alien hat?
Me: You wouldn't get it
Insphexcyr *wouldnt get it
@@vororogarai5499 that's even more worse than before
you have son?
are you boomer?
@@lebronjames9051 * You have birthed an offspring?
Are you spiker?
I am the age of _____ and have the intellect of a fortnite playing 12 year old
So yeah
I’ve most likely never “birthed” an offspring
I haven’t seen these “fan before 2019” or the comments making fun of them, just the ones commenting about how they’ve only seen the comments making fun of them.
Holy shit thats deep bro
Damn dude, that's deep.
Unsub from Will Lenny
It’s a bunch of fake accounts promoting a giveaway
Username Good for you
God that audio jungle reminds me of my first year of college in my media class
0:40 Banjo Kazooie music!
Pyrocynical's definition has now changed from "Cancer" to "The coming of a lord" what a beautiful plot twist.
Im pretty sure that for the US only, while it still means cancer for norweigan
@@Shjmkhs nothing was edited, google "pyrocinical meaning" and both meanings will come up and from the same site in the video, Names.org
@@gokukakarotto7393 I'm in the UK so it's 100% the new definition
9:23 I couldn't stop laughing
Watched your vids for a while, subbed because you deserve it, love the Eric andre vibe you put on people.
Petscop has more than 20 chapters and pyrocynical only has one
Anything Made by the Paul Brothers: *exists*
Pyrocynical: "its free real estate"
mOnEy!!!
it helps the bills
@@ekser5737 Bro he is annoying but you are being extra af for no reason
Yeah risks.....
*flashbacks of Logan laughing at a dead body*
I’m a fetus and I liked this.
Your hair is starting to make you look less and less like a lesbian and more like a kpop star
Perfect
I thought kpop star are just girls in boy outfit.
This reminds me of the fact that his real name is Niall
NordVPN: *Gets Hacked*
Pyro: “It’s free real estate”
REEEE! THIS IS STOLEN
REEEE! THIS IS STOLEN
REEEE! THIS IS STOLEN
REEEE! THIS IS STOLEN
REEEE! THIS IS STOLEN
Having Mandalore as a fan is clout
NORDVPN: we hide your search history!
Incognito: *Am I a joke to you?*
Didn't NordVPN had an data breach recently ? That is a nice way to keep your informations private.
And that's a fact
What an L
But who would sponsor his shitty videos?
Pyro could you do a review of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared as I feel like you’d be really good at exploring the theories behind it and the videos are mainly under 6 minutes.
EL Destructo that would actually be ebic but we want petscop 2 !
Weird. I was thinking about that video today... Get out of my BRAIN
@@ModernMedusa Nope.
EL Destructo Just when I thought the horror had left my life. Those raw chicken wings...
11:34 this part has me ROLLING on the floor😂
0:51 Arby n Chief...man that takes me back.
C Johnson The series is still going in case you didn’t know.
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Pyrocynical Will never make petscop two
you curesed human being
roses are ref viloets blue yoou know what exists for 5 whole usd garfield kart 2
CRYING FUCKKKKKK
Boomix 5353 and that’s a fact