Ninja's new book is worse than you can imagine
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BROFIST ........... - Komedie
Ninja: dies from fall damage
Ninja: reports Isaac Newton for stream sniping.
Bruh
Omg yes.
😳
Why did Newton invent gravity it’s actually so annoying
@@corn307 you’re joking right?
Draco Malloy talks about funny blue hair man
Draco "Malloy"
comedy gold
Malloy
Malloy
Malloy
Hmm?
The other name for ninja's book should be "Sword Art Offline".
"Headband Art Online".
"Sword Mistake Offline" XD
Wheeeeze
U dropped this 👑
Gamer Art Online
That book is literally the proof that Ninja's audience are 9 year olds.
you are actually right my cousin is 9 years old
and a crybaby
and also a ninja viewer
my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
@@SpringODc2melapela I think my cousin kid is 9
I’m 12 but I’m stuck in a 9 year olds boy
I’m short
Ninja over here looking like a Naruto Custom Character.
Kakashi sensei that you
Kakashi with blue hair
Honestly he looks like a discount Ben 10.
shinobi striker
609 likes. nice
Ninja: **Writes a book in order to boost his name**
Ninjas audience: **Unable to read or write yet**
😂😂💀
Writes? You mean somebody else drew it... on his behalf.
@@tovsteh he made the words that are meant to be read in the book?
Been playing fortnite since i was born 😎
Playing fortnite since 1873 😎get on my level NOOBIE
So basically his whole book is just the Sword Art Online story.
Yeah..........but worse
@@heudbsusjjsidd well you go to give ninja credit that’s a accomplishment
@@Imjudah- I didn't think it was possible to make SAO look good.
@@heudbsusjjsidd it shouldn’t be, it’s nearly impossible. Yet somehow ninja collected all of the infinity stones and made it possible.
@@heudbsusjjsidd I didn’t know it was possible to make sao even worse than it already is lol
"Mum, can we have SAO?"
"No, we have SAO at home."
*SAO at home:*
No one would want SAO in the first place tho
@@kamuikirby6886 -I would want SAO, tho-
@@steele_heart77 why tho
@@Yuma_Tsukumo Because I'm bored. We're in a pandemic, tf did you expect?!
@@Yuma_Tsukumo why not tho
Everyone : this is sword art online
Me an intellectual : it’s spy kids 3D
It's the dumpster baby of both.
The Time I got reincarnated as an douchbag
Aha weeb.
I was about to comment that its sao lol
So true
I like the idea that “porn” is an acting tier
Of course, compare Ali-a’s fake excitement to the legendary character who gave us the line “This isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub.” You can see which has better acting
Not only do you gotta fake an orgasm, you gotta do it on camera in five different angles.
@@BlockedUser1 what
@@BlockedUser1 what
“Thats not white chocolate thats your dick” porn is an acting tier
Imagine winning the game, only to end up as Ninjas headband...
The most dangerous game is actually the name of a short story from the late 1800s about a hunter who is shipwrecked on an island and takes part in a “game” where he is hunted by a professional hunter. You should read it. It’s great.
I thought it was from the 1920s?
@@someguy9893 close enough lol
@@owenwillfindyou334 1924 to be exact
Ay I remember that. Had to read that in high school.
Ninja - Watches ‘Sword art online’
Also Ninja - *Phoning his agent*
you’re never gonna believe this
Yes you are so right
Holy crap!
Im about to make a rip off of this anime and sell it for 50 at a book fair -ninjas brain
You my dear friend are person of culture
Was about to say “someone’s been watching too much anime”
This book is stupid, Ninja cant have female friends
Well neither can you...
@@zab1370 jokes on u i dont have friends
@@trueassassin3381 what the fuck are friends
@@kritedz ppl that befriend you
I Pee Nuts new phone
The idea of the book isn't even that bad, but the writing both in characters and conversations is just god awful xD As an author, this is painful
Ok i usally dont read Books But Now that youve said that did you release any books? (j dont wanna sound like a Idk what)
@@Kitsune_Chara_CG I sadly haven't yet, but I'm strongly working on that xD Even after years of writing, it's still not good enough for me lol
as someone else who casually writes/wants to be an author, i completely agree. it sucks that people who legitimately have talent and aren’t recognized for their works don’t succeed, and people like ninja who clearly don’t know what they’re doing can be successful
@@BlueSodaPop_ lol same for me here
Pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a voice
Also pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a vote either.
That book is literally Ninja's 'Sword Art Online' self-insert fic.
Bruhhhh SAO is way better, dont compare it to this trash
Huey Fernandez TRUUUUEEEE
@@hueyfernandez4587 uuuuuhhhhh
Huey Fernandez hmmmmm
We see kirito proceed to call ninja a noob scrub
In the book ninja should’ve reported the kid who killed him for stream sniping
lol
Ooh, nice one.
_Ouch_
he always does that because he thinks he's the best thing on fortnite.
@@lahar2412
yeah we knoe
6:19 the 'BRUUHH' with the sirens just killed me idk why that was so funny😭
8:23 this is the best part of the video I can’t stop watching it
GOODBYEEEE JOOOOOJOOOOO
Yes
Araki at the end of every part:
Do you know what is the music called at 8:25
when ninja said “noob”
I felt that
That comment is so 2019
omae mu shinderu - NOOB
Jerry Zhang N00B
Katvano E NOOOB
@Mathew the Bastard nani
Whoever gets caught reading this book at school is definitely getting bullied
Jad3z don’t be so forgiving, you have to ghost him.
**pumped up kicks intensifies**
honestly i only see second and third graders buying this book, where majority of th class wld be like yeaaah go ninjaa woohooo
stoopid *hEy I bOuGht thE BoOk aNd iM oNly iN FirSt grAdE AnD I bEt iM olDer tHan alL oF yOu.* - some random 1st grader
Why do I see 666
Ninja’s book is the result of dumping Naruto, Sword Art Online, and Ready Player One into a kids sand mold then squirted in slightly dried elmers glue, chewed it up, spat it out onto some paper, then profited.
I like how sarcastic he is even when he wants you to buy stuff
Bruh I can’t believe Ninja said ‘Noob’ I’m literally shaking and crying at the club rn 😔😔😔😭😭😭
Lol
I feel triggered, hurt and vulnerable.
Thomas the Dank
That went too far...
Thomas the Dank Why are you like this
Damn that’s crazy..... but I don’t remember asking
“Mom can I have comics?”
“We have comics at home”
Comics at home:
Haha definitely haven't seen that joke format millions of other times before!!
“Mom can I have a funny comment?”
“We have funny comments at home.”
“Funny” comments at home:
Ꮆㄖᗪ 卄卂丂 ㄥ乇千ㄒ ㄩ丂 bruh
Oh my god, you should be a comedian!
“Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
“We have a good kid at home”
Good kid at home:
Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
“We have a good kid at home”
Good kid at home:
Mom can I have a good kid at home?”
“We have a good kid at home”
Good kid at home:
The second book is out, now we just wait 4 Pyro to review it
Sword Art Online XVII: Cringey "Family-Friendly" CZcamsr Edition "We can't have money if it's not kid-friendly."
This should have been the title for Ninja's book instead of The Dangerous Game
“Quick announcement”
Lowkey thought he was going to talk about raid shadow legends
he already did
Or AFK arena
Thought it was petscop 2
I thought his father is finally free from prison
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The only bad thing about this book is that ninja's audience can't read yet.
True that
well thought
killer bean general his adult leggings sold out in 40 minutes
Kool Gamez yup you're 3 years old
Edit: oMg ThAnKs FoR tHe LiKeS(it's sarcasm)
Every time I refresh there are more likes
Ninja should have dyed his hair red, call himself "Ginger Ninjer". He could have become the most famous entertainer with that name.
I laughed so hard, I spit my drink straight at my monitor
LMFAO WHAT
10:40 who the fuck does he want to watch his stream
Read Onision’s book- any Onision book. He’s written three, and they’re worse than you can possibly imagine
oh hell yea this guy knows what's up
Strange Æons' reviewed them all.
i think enough youtubers have suffered by the hand of onision’s writing already
He should start with 3, the worst one, for maximum suffering
wtf are they about ?
It sounds like sword art online but more “humble brags”
the black swordsman? nah. *the swordsman with the HB bandana.*
stop stealing my comment
The Eevee Dex 😂
I now want this comic series to be an anime so Something Witty Entertainment can fix it.
They’re both basically “gamers rise up,” except one is implied to be a self insert fanfic and the other IS a self insert fanfic.
Dude volume 2 is now a thing, you are legally obligated to make a video on it.
12:59 that plin plin plon hit so close to home
The drawings are actually good... just the drawings.
Not really
also the concept is pretty decent its just that the characters are trash
Ninja bad, pyro good.
@@firefists325 bruh ninja have donate money to charity
I'm you but with a face
Pyrocynical looks like a female version of himself.
Pyro looks like a male version of himself.
this is le violating the *law*
He also did trap displays om insta
@@syndicatexiv1361 oh my-
It's so accurate
Seems kinda karen to me
"I play every game as DarkMaster"
Well, depends on the platform I guess, but if you're on PlayStation or Xbox it's probably going to be Xx_DarkMaster69_xX instead. Because screw allowing people having the names they want because little Timmy took them 12 years ago
Damn bro, I didnt know Pyro mocking a childrens’ novel character by giving them an Australian accent was something i needed so much.
Oh my god, he gave keller my fav aussie impression of all time
Ali A: "No swearing"
Ali A: "I swear the doorbell always goes at the worst times"
Which is it Ali A?
His branium is more cranium.
@@brokentoaster4231 😆
Imagine being a tree for decades, maybe even centuries, beating the odds of getting cut down. Then one day you finally get cut down only to be turned into an abomination of a children’s graphic novel.
Mash F for the tree
F
F
F
*F*
He even stole the title "The Most Dangerous Game". I legit read that story by Richard Connel in my English class
I respect the fact that he used Simpsons Hit and Run music in the background back then.
Imagine in infinity war where Thanos instead said noob when we snapped his fingers.
That would be funny I think
.
Thanos: You should've aimed for the head you noob *snaps*
Thor:*angry russian screeching
Lmfao *no*
Ooga booga
Book in a nutshell:
Apes together strong
**Monkey noises**
I'm stealing that. Thank you
Unless your a enemy of ninja
*shit throwing*
Oooh nice choice of music in the beginning. Swag shop, very epic
When you did the tornado siren effect durning disclaimer bit I genuinely thought there was a tornado near my town because we have been in high risk of tornados recently
I was at home eating Dorito when phone ring
"Ninja book is out"
"No"
I was reading about ligma when discord said
Ninja is kil
"No"
@@swagga7644 *yes
This is so sad 🥺
I was at hom eating dorito wen fone ring
“Ninja gets killed in book”
Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Apology for bad english
Ninja is introducing children to self-insert fanfiction.
This is so true it scares me
Whatever you do DONT TELL HIM ABOUT WATTPAD
Self-insert sounds right - his head is placed rather firmly up his own ass.
Another generation of creepypasta ocs
666 like here
GOODBYE JOOOOJOOOOOO!
The saying, "about to get nae nae'd" is so much more powerful with all the silento drama
bruh they just wrote sword art online as fortnite
based?
@Jaya true
@@nickgur7732 bless you, based king
@@nickgur7732 hot
yeh
I feel bad that the artist had to draw this book, hope they got paid well.
paid*
Wouldn’t be a waste of time if he worked for marvel, would get more paid. Smh
Bold of you to assume he was paid
@DeadbeatJean "have" "to" (͡o‿O͡)
*Paid in exposure
For anyone who doesnt know what the song is what plays mostly when when pyro is like reading the comic,its called triage at dawn,its a song used in hl2 when winston gets shot.
When I kill someone i would definitely say "noob" in like a anime villain voice
Or go extra edgy like shadow
“My ad revenue will plummet”
He says as he has 15 ad breaks
7 for me
5 for me.
0 for me
0 for me too lucky me
I have 7
i was eating doritos and i got message:
"ninja is kil"
"no"
where was you when hitler die
i was at buncker eatin sosig and phon ring
“hitler is kil”
no
u mean.
where were u when ninja was kil
I was in house drinking red bull when phone ring
ninja is kil
no
@@tjtague7460 yes, ninja is kil
apology for bad english
*no*
5:33 the minecraft hunger games obviously
7:05 giga chad b4 gigachad was a meme
Is ninja aware that The Most Dangerous Game is also the name of a very serious book about killing people for sport?
It’s ninja so probably not
When was that
@@coffeech.1838 What? The book? It was written like a century ago I think.
1924 to be exact
Can i play
Imagine someday when "noob" becomes a racial slur
Wulfy OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THAT ERA
n word: the sequel
Don't jinx it. In today's retarded society if you offend someone it's basically against the law.
you have a fortnite profile pic
Wulfy shut up Noober
I like how ninja just tells the entire universe to rise up and they do
That controller latched on to ninjas hand like Ben10s omnitrix
The ending is literally SAO. Mary Sue character is too cool to die and completely negates all the rules that were pre established, then his tsundere gf gives him her sword and he kills the bad guy.
the entire book is just western sao
top 10 worst crossovers in history
yes blurry face boi. I too, watch anime on the interwebster.
@General Kenobi bro sao so good idk what you talk about!!!"!"!"!"!"!!!!"!"!"!!!(!((!(!
Sao?
Ninja’s ego is so large it manifested into a physical book series.
fair
I guess we can call it EGOK...
WTF Marshmallow? Really?
No it manifested into *2* books
Two books lmao, with even more ego books to follow
that wheeze is appreciated, made me wheeze
All of pyros vids have such rewatch value. I love them every time!
oh, if you would like to rewatch his videos, please do because if you look carefully, there are suspicious white specs that disappear in the air especially in the video about the one where he reviews Ellen and ninja! He probably has something paranormal there! He needs the ghost adventure guys to take a look at that 😭😳
story time with pyro
Nabbit05 wow you are the ACTUAL pyro if you can go in the fire, cool
Epic gamer moment
ah yes tf2 is here :v
@@John-ek4xc insert pyro muffles here
@@FulsomeFrog Pyro , that spy is a spy
:v
Mr.Beast: plants 20 million trees
Ninja: Uses all of them for this epic gamer book
Like a boss😎
This is my fav comment
Paper comes from tree farms..
I remember DanTDM wrote a kids book/comic similar to this
Forgot bout that
I still have the book till this day lmfao
Except it was good
dantdm and the enchanted crystal, right?
I love how Ninja got the fucking OmniTrix.
This book actually ripped off Ben 10 (original trilogy)
"If you get game ended in the game, you get game ended for real."
- Tyler Ninja Ghost Blevins
What kind of last name is Blevins?
its actually ninja tyler fortnite blevins
It can't be real
"Tyler Fortnite Ninja Ghost Blevins"
Tyler "Ghost Fortnite The Fuck You Say To Me" Blevins
I've made roleplays with more sense than this book.
And i think i perfer watching a old poorly made horror movie rather this comic
@@teefffa would you rather:
Read Ninja Manga or watch that Star Wars movie with Chewbacca and his family.
I'd read Ninja Manga.
Mood is oozing from this
@@deadchannel5184 poo penis.
Penises on top of toast on top of Sandwiches.
Cosmic Mitama The Ultimate what is this reply, I stay up awake to think- “What was going on in this humans head to write this?”
there is a high chance more trees were cut down making copies of that "book" than the entirety of TeamTrees planted
So mark zukerburg invented dimentional travel, kidnapped 100 people from all these dimensions, created a new dimension, made it a battle royal game?
Pretty reasonable I mean I would do something like find a dimension where Facebook doesn’t exist or global warming doesn’t exist and move there but ok
And also is someone the villain for playing competitively in a BATTLE ROYAL GAME
“4 pages in and he’s already a douche” sounds just like his life story
Guess it's an autobiography.
Can’t wait to see ninja on this “tHE FuCk diD yoU JusT sAy To mE yOU liTtLe Shit”
Ninja watches sword art online
NInja:FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY
rip off
Huh?
@@themeatmeister3822 basically this book is a ripoff of SAO, but worst... far worst
Oh ok I thought you were saying I took the comment from someone else or something
Ninja really is just a knock off blue Kakashi
Me - Mom, can I get sword art online?
Mom - We have sword art online at home
Sword art online at home-
How original
The thing is no one would want SAO in the first place
I never saw anyone using those mass effect sound effects like this, great video!
"mom can i have Sword Art Online?"
"No, We have Sword Art Online at home"
SAO at home:
that's a low blow
They where 100% inspired from that show
fax
I would follow a man like you, with the wisdom and bravery, into battle
Ah yes,Shit 2
im actually typing this on a 3DS and it hurts
Power move
Breaks fingers,
noob
It's ok we have all been there and done that
Wait a sec... My 3ds cant with youtube and i have youtube
@@thamberling3806 CZcams was discontinued the only way you can watch CZcams on a 3ds is on the web browser with a new 3ds
Y’all wanna hear something fucked up? My high school Humanities teacher told the class that she was childhood friends with Ninja, and still talks to him from time to time. And I’m pretty sure she has like…no clue about any of the stuff he does.
So... Ninja wrote a bad self insert SAO fic and published it with the names changed?
Let’s just take a second and take in that Pyro really read the whole book
The more important part is that he bought the book and directly financed ninja
U joined 1 hour ago and got top comment fuckin bot
i thought ninja doesn’t play with girls
LMFAO hahahsgdheusja
Lmao
Very epic
*He does in bed ;)*
Oh yeah i forgot he said that
I know this is a one year old video but does anyone know the name of the soundtrack in 5:24?
If you still don’t know, I think it’s probably the elevator music from mass effect
Ah yes. Ninja's true passion: WRITING
It will come to rival shakespear someday
People: Criticise Ninja’s book
Ninja: “Everyone on CZcams hates me”
So does everyone on twitch
well if this was a normal childrens book it wouldent be criticized at all also if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja i bet those games would be more criticized he has a point
@@HaziqShake didn't he switch to that google *streaming platform*
JsevenZ It’s mixer. Its owned by Microsoft
@@viggecokarlittecola4655 Yes if it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be criticized so much, if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja they'd be criticized, why? Cause it's Ninja, he's famous. If it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be, why? SINCE ITS NOT WRITTEN BY A FAMOUS PERSON. Pewdiepie's games, they would of been more criticized probably cause Ninja would change the direction of the game to a battle royal.
"Ninjer."
Hey there, Pyro. I don't think you're allowed to say that.
This is comedy gold
he still said the n word that 1 time
@@jockeyfield1954 Wait what, he did??
Oh my god he said the n word??? Oh my God this is the end of the world I hate him let's cancel him omg im literally shaking and crying
@@realglubtubbuswepple shidding and farding pbbtpbbtttbbp
The trees the book came from gave me more entertainment then the book itself
“noob”
-Ninja, 2020
noob
-ninja 2020
-pilot2020
Noob
-Ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
-Pastaron ravioli 2020
noOB
-Ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
- Pastaron ravioli 2020
-Dcarterm 2020
@@goblokanjing95 Noob
-ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
-Pastaron Ravioli 2020
-Dcarterm 2020
-Shalluwie 2020
NoOb
-ninja 2020
-Pilot 2020
-Pastaron Ravioli 2020
-Dcarterm 2020
-Shalluwie 2020
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ᙠᙠoʎ 2020
pyro: rips into the book for 10 minutes straight
also pyro: yeah so it isn’t actually that bad. i enjoyed the experience
100th like also i have leprosy
"There's a little something for everyone"
He's your average IGN reviewer
Shitty things can still be enjoyable. Case in point: Neil Brein and the entirety of TikTok.
@@imhappy._. spot on
*Kirito after a few red bulls:*
Chads: Petscop 2
Alpha Chads: Ninja's new book 2
Year: 2020
Pyro's Editing Game: 3020
*12 B.C.
"He thrives on the souls of children"
Honestly, if that doesn't describe Pyro I don't know what does.
It describes the youtube algorithm
Seth or leafy
Practically all commentary/reaction channels.
Well Pyro says the n-word instead of saying "guys" so that really doesn't make him a "family friendly" channel,it just makes him the chadd he is
Ninja literally looks like discount Kakashi in the book
Ive been watching youre videos for 4 hours straight
I thought “The Most Dangerous Game” was about Ninja hunting human beings for sport after he got bored of Fortnite.
Idek wtf youre saying mate
@@afii He's referencing a book with the same name.
@@afii there's a 1920s(?) book with the same title which is about a man who meets a hunter who later reaveals that he likes to hunt humans for sport because they're more exciting than animals. And it's a whole man vs hunter type story.
The one story I actually enjoyed in (un)Lit class
I love that short story