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If baldurs gate has taught me anything, its that you don't let a dude with a brain worm become the leader of your country.

Part of me wants to be like “entertaining a rumor about a gay women sleeping with a man is kinda fucked up”…. but when that woman is a legit poisonous monster I don’t care.

I miss Matt so much!

Poor fella died of hungry

He is like the people who take full advantage of marriage equality and then denigrate Pride celebrations for being "too much" or complain about how annoying they find "over the top" or "effeminate" gay men (with whom they are not even directly interacting because they believe they are above them).

Adams last answer was spot on, the vital dissident revolutionary energies exist on the dissident right today.

I listen to the Chapo podcast early in the day so I can finish it in time to watch my girls on The View

felt so good to be thinking dfw and then hearing this is water

Shai houloud

I am pretty sure he can do authentic Sardukar chant and become front-runner in a beat. The worm is stopping him, though.

How much time we putting on the clock before crypto commencement guy gets busted for CP?

Nick, the Phoenix pgram was just the CIA using the tactics the VC and NLF used against Americans for years... Regardless the negative media the vast majority of people assassinated were in fact Vietcong and NLF members and before it was eventually shut down it came close to desimating the entire Vietcong infrastructure

Nobody wants to talk about the Franklin Scandel but that shit was real and it Tied all the way up to the white House and CIA

Love how an RFK Jr. add popped up right after this post

"I only listen to debates behind close doors at Harvard's PhD school, not some plebs from youtube" Chapo Trap house

44:40 standard pruning for a grape vine is to take off like 90% of the material, so to kill one by pruning is...almost incredible lol.

Bobby is medically the same age as Darth Vader.

I’d like to see Frank Conniff as a third mic on this podcast

49:59 To be fair to Bret Stephens (and I'm a little nauseous having typed that), Gerard Manley Hopkins' poetry is pretty great.

Hasans cop phrenology theory holds true. German Shepards do indeed have cop skull

The guy had a brain worm, he sounds like he swallowed 5 pounds of crushed glass, he looks like a beaten burlap sack. I mean nature is telling this dude not to run for President.

Taking investments for my Cyber-Worm based Utopia. Forecasts amazing. Don't miss out Elon/Peter!

Maybe Matt had a brain worm. It’s more likely that he had a stroke because he’s fat but you can’t rule out the ole worm

There is no Bush family worm farm.

what if the worm was his best friend but then he got vaxxed and the worm died and that's his origina story?

The throat goat

Very cathartic episode.

My theory? RFK is a Trill symbiote. The worm in his brain contains not only his memories but the memories of many of history’s most notorious cranks, from Father Coughlin to Ayn Rand to L. Ron Hubbard. Alas, I fear the death of the worm marks the end of this direct link to ancestral crank knowledge.

Where the fuck did he get a worm from?

worm-pilled

Virgil is hysterical in this one

32:00 - 32:30 is literally just describing your own podcast though

At least he kept his brain inside his dome

Israel: Half slave; half free.

Goa'uld confirmed. "It's a slimy, snake-like alien creature -- burrows into people's heads and takes control of their bodies." - John Sheppard

JFK was assassinated because he had one of the brain slugs from Animorphs. The call for the hit came through Roswell, the FBI saved us all.

Poor little guy starved to death.

Let's be real. All three candidates have brain worms. Its just that Kennedy is the only one with a clear medical diagnosis.

This idiot can see the country’s best doctors at whim. I got to wait months to see the free clinic. Fuck rich people

Bro had a yeerk stay in his head for more than 3 days

He and the worm fused together like a male anglerfish fusing to a female and becoming a single organism

The worms! The worms are back!

So unfunny, childish, void of substantive critique.... cth suxs ....they are jaded capitalista depoliticized by their relations to the means of production.... how far theyve fallen....

What if his voice went back to normal after the worm left

L Harvey Osworm

worm couldnt belive what a mistake it made and fuckin killed itself lmfao

so healthy being anti vac

When the news came out that a worm ate RFK’s brain, I won a lot of money on a bet I made last year.

Fun fact: Shi Huangdi (the emperor who drank mercury) was being a crazy moron even at the time. Chinese apothecaries & metallurgists had charted out the hazards of mercury, and when Shi Huangdi rounded up the ones he hadn't already purged and said "Your job is to make me immortal", drinking mercury was never on the table. The academic consensus at the time was that immortality was a secret which had been lost to the mainland, and now only resided with the Immortal Masters living on a secret island to the east. While Shi Huangdi spammed naval expeditions to try and find that island, the plan was to buy time via various occult medicinal techniques - one of which was to have him use cups, bowls, and other dinnerware made exclusively out of a special alloy that were believed to purify food and drink served on them. Their version of doing cardio and cutting down on red meat, basically. Shi Huangdi eventually got impatient, barged in on the metallurgists, and demanded they explain how the special alloy was made. After half-listening, he went "Okay, so the weird liquid metal sounds pretty magical, which means it must be the active ingredient in your shitty dinnerware, which means that if I just chug it like water, I'll become immortal!" He then died of self-inflicted mercury poisoning.

The worm is a symbiote....holy shit....RFK is Venom!!!