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This reminded me of Tim Heidekker's stand-up anti-comedy special, when he starts ranting about how the trading app he uses is so much better than the competition.
Bill Clinton showed up randomly on campus and gave a speech literally standing on the grass. Not even for a commencement speech. Like in the middle of the academic year, for no reason I could discern. This was in like 2018, well into his ghoulish vampire looking years. The announcement he was coming didn’t happen until a day or two before he showed up. Because of this, the morning of the “speech” I didn’t even know about it, and I was walking from my dorm room to my class…I took a shortcut across the green/park…and found myself staring eye to eye with Bill Clinton. Was absolutely insane. I kept walking to class LOL
my yoga instructor mentions that breathing technique is used by the navy seals which is one of the last things i'd like to be reminded about during my yoga class
Unlike all of Will's other mispronunciations I'm going to choose to believe every time he called "The Ohio State University," "Ohio University" as a personal slight against my alma mater
Bill Cosby spoke at my commencement. He literally told us to stop dreaming. It was the most demotivational speech I've ever heard.
Weird, usually he tells you to start dreaming after you take a sip of your drink
@@antichaosbadum tch
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Temple U?
Did his speech put anyone to sleep?
At my commencement speech I sang "Mr. Boombastic" by Shaggy for 120 seconds. The crowd was eating out of the palm of my hand.
I too was raised on a farm.
I'm Mr lover lover
Valedictorian trying to give an anti-war speech? Nah.
Bracelet grifter shilling bitcoin? 👍
This guy is the ideal speaker. Encapsulates late stage capitalism perfectly.
Next year, the speaker will be someone pitching Herbalife
The friendship bracelet entrepreneur doing Bitcoin pitches has to be the best commencement speaker ever.
I've got to hand it to the guy, doing a sleight of hand trick is probably the best way to symbolically represent cryptocurrency.
May your bubble stretch and burst
🫡
Hearing the crowd boo him for mentioning Bitcoin gives me hope for the future.
The President of OSU is heavily invested in the speaker’s BitCoin company.
"WHEN I SAY GYATT, YOU SAY SKIBIDI,
GYATT!"
This reminded me of Tim Heidekker's stand-up anti-comedy special, when he starts ranting about how the trading app he uses is so much better than the competition.
Bill Clinton showed up randomly on campus and gave a speech literally standing on the grass. Not even for a commencement speech. Like in the middle of the academic year, for no reason I could discern. This was in like 2018, well into his ghoulish vampire looking years. The announcement he was coming didn’t happen until a day or two before he showed up. Because of this, the morning of the “speech” I didn’t even know about it, and I was walking from my dorm room to my class…I took a shortcut across the green/park…and found myself staring eye to eye with Bill Clinton. Was absolutely insane. I kept walking to class LOL
3:14 the first person to die of cringe.
The machine elves wouldn't let him enter. They didn't like his energy and understood his intentions.
You know the people who passed on during the speech? They're the lucky ones.
3:32 You wanna see a magic trick?
*slams bitcoin on table*
I’m gonna make this audience’s excitement…disappear.
Actor Danny Glover told my class, "You is the future!"
my yoga instructor mentions that breathing technique is used by the navy seals which is one of the last things i'd like to be reminded about during my yoga class
This guy did a mashup of any week's Joe Rogan Experience guests for the speech.
Rogan is living proof of why traditional indigenous medicine should be forbidden to all white men.
They should have had Lebron hawk Bitcoin like a normal university
gotta love performing close-up magic tricks in front of a stadium
He’s an entrepreneur, worships money, so of course this is what his god revealed to him in his mystical experience….
Ooh! NAVY SEALS!
📼🧉🦄👌🏽
Worst university ever
anyone in the big 10 could tell you this
Damn Will was at the UW Madison commencement and I had no idea, could have at least said hi
This is why they keep losing to Michigan
1000%
We already won the border war against Michigan, everything else is just peanuts now
I've never met an "entrepreneur" who I liked.
LL Cool J gave the commencement speech at my graduation, but I don't remember a damn thing he said.
Will should listen to what’s up by 4 non blondes, it is very touching
Sometimes I feel bad for not listening to anything else by that group because that song is amazing, literally never checked out their discography tho.
@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365 its an easy task. they only made the one album
@nsbadgrapple60 ha, well that does make it much easier. Last night I added a few songs from them to my watch later list.
The woman who died was actually a suicide, she threw herself from the top of the stadium to the ground
Social entrepreneur? He sells societies?
Did a lady fall off the bleachers and die at this?
Maude Flanders, but killed by bitcoin instead of a tshirt cannon
And suddenly a new contender emerges… Seinfeld gets my vote for worst ever commencement speech.
ctp is the best comment section on youtube by far.
In "What's Up" 4 Non Blondes essentially replicate the chord structure of Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy." Prove me wrong.
if you're taking ayahuasca to write, you'd better come up with something at least as good as While The City Sleeps, We Rule The Streets
5:04 - Schools actually invite Eric Adams to give Commencement Addresses?
Pre-Schools, I assume.
I’ve never been more embarrassed of my alma mater… and they had snipers on the union last month….
felt so good to be thinking dfw and then hearing this is water
Is now a good time to ask for new merch? At least friendship bracelets?
I would love a Skull and Bones Fraternity friendship bracelet from them that says “Best Jerk Buddies 4 Life” with Geronimo’s skull underneath
I would rather die than wear a tshirt for a podcast in public, but I'd probably be down for a t-swift style Chapo bracelet
@@taterthepenguin brother you never leave your room
I miss Matt so much!
What about his Books on Tiny Cassettes and friendship skirts for Men (meant to be worn in tandem) ?
2:20 holy hell.
ohio state or the state of ohio, im out. i stg everyone in that state eats glue.
How much time we putting on the clock before crypto commencement guy gets busted for CP?
Oh, yeah. They got to it.
Is Matt okay
He had another mini stroke in recent months and lost his ability to communicate coherently. He isn’t long for this world, unfortunately.
😮😢@@thebrocialist8300
@@thebrocialist8300damn, that is really sad. The show is lacking without him.
He's gay
@@genxerfool9797hell yea
In Ohio there are people who go to collage?!?!
No. They go to Ohio state
Yes, but against our will
Unlike all of Will's other mispronunciations I'm going to choose to believe every time he called "The Ohio State University," "Ohio University" as a personal slight against my alma mater
As someone from the actual Ohio University, sucks to suck
Drop the "The" It's cleaner.
@@bighomiegayass1917 I'm sorry your school has nothing to offer other than yearly riot at bills itself as a Halloween party.
@@LargeOhioSonIf you get too sorry for me, you can always dry your tears with a renowned OSU agricultural degree
Same diff
4 dead
Well, 4 dead, but the speculative futures market on overleveraged cryptocurrency default swaps is up by 0.03$, so it's an overall win.
Crypto brain rot 🤦♂️
“Me know dat not real money!”
Hi 👋
Hey, you guy
God, Felix is so unfunny
Demand medication
Sicily is my favorite African nation, they rock
@bighomiegayass1917 I'm marchegione, nice try.
@@Louie_The_Dago more like Fartsegione
@shinkaihosoda7261 La tua gente era appesa agli alberi per la coda mentre la mia scriveva filosofia