Dr. Steven Seagal | Chapo Trap House

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  • čas přidán 7. 04. 2024
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Komentáře • 37

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki Před 2 měsíci +60

    Coming to in a hospital bed while Seagal stands over you dressed like a doctor would be exactly like Jerry's reaction in that episode of Seinfeld where he found out he got a blood transfusion from Kramer.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Před 2 měsíci +22

    Is "the good doctor" a sequel to "a good man"?
    "I'm a , mother fucking, surgeon..."

  • @marxistarchaeologist
    @marxistarchaeologist Před měsícem +7

    "Am I in heaven?"
    Seagal: "No, you're in a hospital"
    Me: "Then why am I seeing an angel?"

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 Před 2 měsíci +20

    It was nice meeting Dr. Seagal in the hospital except when he ate my pudding.

  • @bluechalk6275
    @bluechalk6275 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Dr. Seagal saved my life when I was half past dead.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax Před 2 měsíci +3

      Or, as I call it, dead-thirty.🥁
      [crickets]
      Is this thing on?

  • @KaseyKahne5
    @KaseyKahne5 Před 2 měsíci +8

    steven seagal wearing a lab coat with chinese dragons on it would signal to me that I'm in heaven

  • @gautkin
    @gautkin Před 2 měsíci +5

    Couple of points from a native of Russia.
    That labcoat is typically required in most Russian hospitals to be worn when visiting certain wards. Some places used to require a little lab hat and shoe covers too.
    Also, Steven Seagal is so much more popular in Russia than he is in the States. I cannot attest for current young generation, but anyone over the age of 25 has seen a lot of him in movies and he is often unironically counted as an action superstar

  • @noidontlikeu
    @noidontlikeu Před 2 měsíci +18

    If im the patient, id think i was Marked For Death

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre Před 2 měsíci +10

    It would be nightmarish without the proper context but for me waking up to the greatest Italian Japanese Jamaican Indigenous artist of all time burning sweet grass, and yelling “anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why he did Bobby Lupo?” and calling everyone a “bombocl**t” before bowing and chopping a melon in half with Samurai sword would be a dream come true.

  • @marrickvillian
    @marrickvillian Před 2 měsíci +19

    I would like to be woken from surgery by Dr Jackie Chan.

  • @RancorousSea
    @RancorousSea Před 2 měsíci +9

    Steven fuckin Seagal? That's the doctor who *trains* the doctors that train doctors! What the FUCK is he doing in MY hospital?

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm a little surprised the patient isn't on the floor and he's not leering down at them while sitting on a chair. That produce really is good for you.

  • @corynewton3865
    @corynewton3865 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I love how everyone mocking Steven Seagal now is doing a bad Tom Segura impersonation.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax Před 2 měsíci +4

      Steven Seagura? That's all I got.

    • @zampano8217
      @zampano8217 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Cumtown did it first

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA Před 2 měsíci +1

      I mean I remember Chapo doing Steven Seagal bits back in like 2016…

  • @GIBKEL
    @GIBKEL Před 2 měsíci +7

    This is literally insane.

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 Před 2 měsíci +6

    to quote the tagline of another famous medical professional: he's got a pdf in kicking your ass

  • @egorkotkin
    @egorkotkin Před 2 měsíci +18

    2:40 it’s not at all weird for the Russians, on the contrary, Steven Seagal is very recognizable here as one of the action stars from the 90’s. Not as big as Schwarzenegger, but on par with Sylvester Stallone or Jean Claud Van Damme for sure.
    That is probably why he basically ended up settling down here. He’s definitely more respected in Russia than in the US (or rather people are less aware of his bs and look at him through rose glasses of nostalgia for the era when Hollywood was entirely new for us).

    • @gautkin
      @gautkin Před 2 měsíci

      Very well put. By no means am I fond of his work now, but growing up in Russia in the 90s every household had at least a few bootleg cassettes of his movies. And some TV stations I bet still regularly play mini-marathons of him.

  • @FreddyDaleginds
    @FreddyDaleginds Před 2 měsíci

    Great as always ❤

  • @RobHel
    @RobHel Před 2 měsíci +5

    Where Mama at?

  • @PotentialAutist42069
    @PotentialAutist42069 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The 'Neese!

  • @jaks2478
    @jaks2478 Před 2 měsíci

    Guys can you help me, what is Amber saying, "percocet and pangolus"??

    • @PuttEnEye
      @PuttEnEye Před 2 měsíci +1

      I also couldn’t understand!

    • @jayanti2371
      @jayanti2371 Před 2 měsíci +1

      i was about to ask as well

    • @easyitalianmen
      @easyitalianmen Před 2 měsíci +11

      she said percocet and pangolin, it's a chinese medicine joke

    • @jaks2478
      @jaks2478 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@easyitalianmen OMG thanks hahaha

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY Před 2 měsíci +3

    A flock of Steven seagulls?

  • @lnope403
    @lnope403 Před 2 měsíci +1

    She said Percocet and what? 5:18

  • @cumfartchuglord
    @cumfartchuglord Před 2 měsíci +2

    firsty

  • @fredfuckstone914
    @fredfuckstone914 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Wow. I missed this. Extra sympathy for the victims jfc

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 Před 2 měsíci +5

    This wouldn’t even close to meeting up with Gerard Depardieu. This would be like meeting Olivier Gruner.
    🧉🦄👌🏽

    • @tite93
      @tite93 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Funnily enough Gerard Depardieu also settled in Russia. Could be next time people will actually wake up with him standing near the bed