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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2024
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    Episode 822 - Curb Your Shogunate (4/9/24)
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    Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
    Will, Felix and Amber are here to look at a startling rise in assault in Gay City. Then, a more serious look at the Israeli bombing of World Central Kitchen staffers, and how it seems the ongoing tragedy in Gaza is only made legible to certain parties in Washington and the media by association with celebrity chefs. Also in this ep: more lying SEALs, a UK nudes phishing scandal, bizarre stories out of Ye’s DONDA Academy, and takes on Reacher and Shōgun.
    NYC, MAY 4th: Join Will & Hesse for a Movie Mindset Season 2 kickoff screening & talkback of DEATH WISH 3 at Littlefield, tickets now available:
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Komentáře • 186

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike Před měsícem +34

    Only called it a genocide when their treat maker was affected. That is so aristocracy coded it hurts.

  • @marcantoinelab12321
    @marcantoinelab12321 Před měsícem +40

    "Its wasnt a genocide until you involved our tapas guy" is so fucking in-character for washington politicians, its like they're doing meta commentary on themselves.

  • @jkujo95
    @jkujo95 Před měsícem +23

    Man, my heart just sank hearing how tapas weighed more heavily on their minds than a mountain of skulls

  • @noahwoods9102
    @noahwoods9102 Před měsícem +24

    Gay City = Gotham, Peter Thiel = Joker, Ye = Batman

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 Před měsícem +3

      Nick Mullen = Commissioner Gordon

    • @DawryMike
      @DawryMike Před měsícem +1

      @@lmackenzie9198 Cumeastoner

  • @larkturner7136
    @larkturner7136 Před měsícem +23

    Gay City sounds like a Cumtown bit. Also..I am Gay

  • @Reid52
    @Reid52 Před měsícem +15

    Glad to have amber back regularly, love her input

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Před měsícem +5

      We love our amber don’t we folks? She’s back folks and she’s bringing the vibes. Many people were saying she was done! Washed! Remember folks! THEIR VERY NASTY, VERY UNFAIR!!

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 Před měsícem +2

      She has the best one liners on the show.

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@shanemac1646Handsome Amber!

  • @alexanderjmihalich8525
    @alexanderjmihalich8525 Před měsícem +24

    Gay city sounds like a cyberpunk setting

    • @FennelQueen
      @FennelQueen Před měsícem +8

      Can't stop diggin' gay city

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson Před měsícem +8

      The techno clubs in gay city are the best ones on cyber Earth.

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Před měsícem +3

      It's morning in America. There's no journalism in Gay City.

  • @BraapObomba
    @BraapObomba Před měsícem +19

    Gay City is not a Place, Its a State Of Mind...

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon Před měsícem +1

      Ah! Like Nirvana 👍 👌

  • @MarkSoupial
    @MarkSoupial Před měsícem +11

    The Reacher books will go out of their way to say real life isn't like the movies, then do the most movie shit to resolve the plot

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 Před měsícem +12

    Great to have Amber back on the show

  • @wyatttibbitts8603
    @wyatttibbitts8603 Před měsícem +12

    I went to gay city and everybody there knew you.

  • @y-s-
    @y-s- Před měsícem +11

    The idea of genius is stupid, but when people call Ye a genius they specifically mean musical genius. I've never encountered anyone who is under the impression that he's a genius 'thinker' in some respect. This goes for calling artists 'genius' in general.

  • @LordAmuk
    @LordAmuk Před měsícem +14

    MOAR AMBER PLZ

  • @justinwalters9811
    @justinwalters9811 Před měsícem +8

    The perfidious Dutch... Someone played Sid Myers's Pirates back in the day.

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Před měsícem +2

      THEY ALWAYS BETRAYED ME!!! Them and the Huns SUCKED!

    • @justinwalters9811
      @justinwalters9811 Před měsícem +2

      @@shanemac1646 sailing as the Dutch in that gave gave you the most freedom to plunder.

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Před měsícem +2

      @@justinwalters9811 the sea begger was awesome. The Korean ship which couldn’t leave shallow water? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF IT!?!

  • @theveteransergeant
    @theveteransergeant Před měsícem +9

    They dismissed two Reserve officers for the killing of the WCK workers. Seems like a reward, not a punishment. "Hey, you. Go back home to your families and your normal lives. Good work- no, I mean, very bad. We are very disappointed... in the media backlash. But good job scaring the aid workers out of Gaza."

    • @Benu54321
      @Benu54321 Před měsícem +3

      They also just dismissed them, they can still be called back whenever Israel wants. It's essentially suspension without pay for a war crime.

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 Před měsícem +11

    All I know is a man has to keep his promises, even if his promise is to commit Seppuku over the mispouring of tea in the presence of a woman of lower social rank.

    • @CephalicMiasma4
      @CephalicMiasma4 Před měsícem +7

      It is very important to follow through when you are committing sudoku.

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Před měsícem +15

    I was very blessed to visit Japan in Middle school on an exchange program in Middle school.
    While we were there, a veterinarian killed himself because he'd misdiagnosed a cow.

    • @Fucyallfr
      @Fucyallfr Před měsícem +3

      For real?

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Před měsícem +3

      @@Fucyallfr not exactly sepukku itasu, but I lived in Japan for three years and anachronistic behaviors like it are surprisingly common.

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Před měsícem

      Also this story reeks of Hokkaido lol

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@LuminousreignWhy Hokkaido because it's cold there?

    • @denisonsmock5456
      @denisonsmock5456 Před měsícem +2

      @@zehsackett6132yeah, it’s like a refrigerator for customs. Because it’s cold, and only because it’s cold there

  • @Luminousreign
    @Luminousreign Před měsícem +8

    The US still sold a bunch more weapons to Israel today. The response was entirely performative so this deal would go through.

  • @mc5967
    @mc5967 Před měsícem +11

    I miss matt :(

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 Před měsícem +17

    The Havana Syndrome done shrunk my dunk.

  • @justsaying7979
    @justsaying7979 Před měsícem +11

    Someone doesn't just live in gay city, the gay city has to live in you first.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 Před měsícem +1

      Oh, I can tell ya, all of gay city has lived deep inside me

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath Před měsícem +7

    spearfishing works on politicians just because it's attention directed specifically at them. Almost any other person would think "why would someone I don't know flirt with me on a secure messaging app?".
    A politician thinks "Another adoring fan! This person must really be into me. Probably they'll have sex with me too, because they know how awesome I am when they see me on TV!"

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath Před měsícem +4

    yea, the big problem with dementia patients is that they keep forgetting they have dementia!
    If they could just remember that, and remember that everyone knows they have dementia, that would make it soooo much easier

  • @goldbrick2563
    @goldbrick2563 Před měsícem +11

    Who did this drawing/animation, its awesome

  • @gonz0314jon
    @gonz0314jon Před měsícem +8

    I'm looking forward to the gay cities/sharia law collabs

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 Před měsícem +9

    50 cent would be an amazing politician

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Před měsícem +2

      He'd turn hard right as soon as they propped him up

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Před měsícem +6

      ​@@CNYKnifeNut he's one more bankruptcy away from legally having to declare himself Conservative

  • @bunwithgun1587
    @bunwithgun1587 Před měsícem +3

    My grandma would always ask who I was, lol.

  • @deedeemegadoodoo70
    @deedeemegadoodoo70 Před měsícem +8

    Who doesn’t lie about their gunshot wounds?

  • @alistercaddy1208
    @alistercaddy1208 Před měsícem +4

    I don't know which is my favorite book: Reacher the Pest or Reacher: Age 38.

  • @benedictsumberbatch458
    @benedictsumberbatch458 Před měsícem +6

    007 defeated by a grindr chatbot

  • @ArgDu
    @ArgDu Před měsícem +5

    The delivery of the sudoku letter from the Regents is uncle magick most foul...

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Před měsícem +3

    Corporal Captain She-he compromised his forearm to a permanent end because he must retain and resist temptation by any means necessary.

  • @paulpenfold867
    @paulpenfold867 Před měsícem +4

    At 31:00, a fun fact related to this discussion: the most thoroughly British of British novelists from the last 40 years is Kazuo Ishiguro, who was born in Japan. The Remains of the Day is one of the most 'British' stories ever written.

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Před měsícem +2

      They are a huge bastion of German philosophy and literature as well. Tons of upper class Japanese people get degrees in foreign philosophy/literature. German and English are both seen as being very cosmopolitan.

    • @paulpenfold867
      @paulpenfold867 Před měsícem +2

      @@Luminousreign interesting, didn't know about the German stuff! They are huge fans of Beatrix Potter over there, apparently.

  • @cumfartchuglord
    @cumfartchuglord Před měsícem +9

    Gay City stole my kids

  • @rundmv6534
    @rundmv6534 Před měsícem +6

    Hey! Its the fellas from chapo trap house!

  • @BurntBridgesMusic
    @BurntBridgesMusic Před měsícem +3

    Creating good music requires intelligence similarly to how creating innovations in science requires creativity.

  • @yanDeriction
    @yanDeriction Před měsícem +3

    we need more shows like Reacher where the character is perfect and never does anything dumb. The flawed "realistic" character thing is overplayed, but its just easier for non genius writers to write non genius characters.

  • @EnPatrolle
    @EnPatrolle Před měsícem +3

    Shogun is Hibachi and Reacher is Dairy Queen.

  • @CartoonCastro
    @CartoonCastro Před měsícem +6

    STOP KILLING YOSHI

  • @shoxx48
    @shoxx48 Před měsícem +3

    Just when you thought rap beef was back, J Cole gets post nut clarity

  • @Fred82187
    @Fred82187 Před měsícem +3

    The "this seems to be occurring..." line does not reflect on Shogun as a whole

  • @willmills-cz4er
    @willmills-cz4er Před měsícem +1

    Confabulation is super common. I had a patient once that had pretty advanced memory loss that lived in a mental health residence. He would either give throwaway answers to everything or get angry and start cussing if you asked him anything. He went at least a decade or two without anyone noticing.

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 Před měsícem +7

    Cumtown has a store front.

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 Před měsícem +1

    According to Schopenhauer music is the only art that doesn't need a physical world to exist.

  • @dre_withwithout
    @dre_withwithout Před měsícem +3

    The triple tap 😂😂😂😂

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 Před měsícem +3

    i restarted my laptop in a public place with the sound on and the first thing that came out when it booted up was 57:07

  • @IMelkor42
    @IMelkor42 Před měsícem +1

    Need to read the Reacher manga to fully appreciate the show ...

  • @gg2fan
    @gg2fan Před měsícem +6

    Felix's assessment of Shogun's dialogue is so accurate. They wanted william adams to be a foul mouthed sailor and instead they just made him into a redditor.

  • @iannordin5250
    @iannordin5250 Před měsícem +16

    Shogun is great for the same reasons the Northman was great: it shows a culture (more specifically a lifestyle/class in that culture) authentically and unmoored from modern awareness/convention or judgement, so you have these incredibly human, complex characters that are at once relatable while being completely alien to us.

    • @ExtremelyAverageMonster
      @ExtremelyAverageMonster Před měsícem

      Nailed it.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Před měsícem +2

      Almost like the fantastic anime _The Apothecary Diaries._
      That is a period mystery procedural set in feudal China, and you get to see how society works with an Emperor, Eunuchs and Courtesans.
      It's a society where beautiful women work at a brothel, but it's not really just prostitution. The most popular women are celebrities, often hired also as company... think geisha. The brothel is paid to have the women play music and dance, play shogi or go, and sometimes just to chat. Itxs like paid dating and entertainment. And if a woman fancies you (and you can pay her fee), you can buy her out. If she doesn't like you, you can only buy her at a price she sets. And the dangers involved in the job of course comes from guys who can pay and act normal, but actually have STDs or are violent.
      And that's just one aspect...
      It's super interesting.

    • @seanblanchet1058
      @seanblanchet1058 Před měsícem +1

      Northman shows a culture "authentically" as much as Star Wars shows space authentically. The amount of errors, right down to the premise, is mired in misconceptions or exaggerations that come from a *current day* *popular* perception of the culture.

  • @FemmiFatale
    @FemmiFatale Před měsícem

    LMAO 50 cent made a whole ass cartoon series about Rick Ross called Officer Ricky. Can't wait for his Diddy documentary. "He's calling it Diddy Do It?"

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Před měsícem +7

    I understand mocking Dennis Miller for constantly making obscure references from 50-60 years ago, but Chapo makes a lot of obscure references from the past twenty years. They've referenced Bowfinger a lot and that movie famously bombed, which meant that very few people saw it.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 Před měsícem +2

      Don't most cult classics bomb at the box office? "It didn’t make much money" is a pretty childish way of looking at movies if I'm honest.

  • @michaeltorris5675
    @michaeltorris5675 Před měsícem +2

    J. Cole just sounds like J. Crew combined with Kenneth Cole.

  • @ngsq12
    @ngsq12 Před měsícem +2

    WE CANNOT HAVE A DISTRACK GAP!

  • @marcusianparrish
    @marcusianparrish Před měsícem +6

    You might say it's a turning point usa?

  • @Zennitube
    @Zennitube Před měsícem +4

    dont trust community notes Twitter could change the way it works any time

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Před měsícem +4

      it is already super subjective lol. Truth is determined by the mob on twitter,and community notes are just to reinforce that consensus. they dont need to fundamentally change anything to make it malicious.

  • @frodd_6187
    @frodd_6187 Před měsícem +5

    Poor MF DOOM

  • @corylarsen5788
    @corylarsen5788 Před měsícem +5

    Play the intro song

  • @theosophicalwatermelons8181
    @theosophicalwatermelons8181 Před měsícem +1

    42:39 Captain Beefheart mentioned.
    🥳

  • @jumpedscarab9444
    @jumpedscarab9444 Před měsícem +1

    Oof, batman catching strays here

  • @BiancaTallarico
    @BiancaTallarico Před měsícem +1

    Michael Moorecock reference with Tanerlorn which was mispronounce as Tamerlane LOL Also "More cock". I love this show they kill me with their jokes.

  • @mokona034
    @mokona034 Před měsícem +3

    me as musician big offended by bad podcast person words

  • @ethandarcy5940
    @ethandarcy5940 Před měsícem +2

    Amber's dad is so awesome!

  • @weirdsolosky
    @weirdsolosky Před měsícem +5

    I’m gay

  • @brodaciousmax8025
    @brodaciousmax8025 Před měsícem

    West sounds like Jack Nicholson's Joker.

  • @jesuslovespee
    @jesuslovespee Před měsícem +3

    I'm from Oklahoma. What is a "contrast"?

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 Před měsícem

    32:13

  • @jeffm3283
    @jeffm3283 Před měsícem +3

    I hope you talk about the Iran embassy in a free future episode

  • @shanemac1646
    @shanemac1646 Před měsícem +5

    I always know I’m talking to a great dumb guy when he as a bushido tattoo. The bushido code! That thing that wasn’t written down until the 1890s and no samurai followed cuz they were just armed thugs

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 Před měsícem +1

      Shouldn't they have a code of chivalry tattoo? Or are bumbling knights not cool enough?

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Před měsícem +1

      @@utkarsh2746 no they thought they were badass samurai for some reason. I think they watched HBOs the pacific

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Před měsícem

      I'm sure there were straightlaced ones. They were just soldiers, same as anywhere else. Not conscripts, not mercs... but like any other soldiers especially of the time, during times of peace, yeah, some are gonna turn into those asshole cops with punisher tats. But most spent time being cops, so yeah... guess you're right

  • @plagueCLUTCH
    @plagueCLUTCH Před měsícem +8

    Accidental friendly fire happens. It’s not weird. It’s bad. It’s to be avoided but war happens real real fast I. A scary place where everyone’s trying to kill eachother.
    I’m not even that mad if someone had bad intel and possibly caused friendly fire incident. But I’m furious if you covered it up and lied so anpossible information or command issue isn’t addressed and may repeat.
    Bravery isn’t just shooting the gun bang sticks. Cowardice to own up to an error kills more allies than any bullet.

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 Před měsícem +1

    What if an older gay Russian man is breathing down your neck and violating your personal space?

  • @cyberspace667
    @cyberspace667 Před měsícem +5

    BRING BACK THE MUSC YOU COWARDS

  • @hoboroadie4623
    @hoboroadie4623 Před měsícem +1

    😸😸😸

  • @phillylifer
    @phillylifer Před měsícem +2

    The cat's tail is too short

  • @dagashithellama
    @dagashithellama Před měsícem +3

    Amber, you doing ok? You sound a little more sloppy than usual ♥️

  • @xSpArTaNGoDzx
    @xSpArTaNGoDzx Před měsícem +3

    I love y’all but dc doesn’t have bad food literally there’s Boston with clam chowder

    • @Consleazy
      @Consleazy Před měsícem +1

      We eat 1700s prisoner food in MA: lobster lol

  • @gregorykleciak3402
    @gregorykleciak3402 Před měsícem +9

    Thank god no Seeking Derrangenent guys on this ep.

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Před měsícem +2

      I’m not the only one who finds them annoying then?

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ Před měsícem +2

    Audio is STILL dogshit, for Felix and especially Will.

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 Před měsícem +4

      Audio perverts go home

    • @Dawt_Calm
      @Dawt_Calm Před měsícem

      Will's audio levels fade in and out continuously like he holds the mic in his hand and waves it around, it's been that way on the show since day one. lol

  • @WhenTheSunLordsFell
    @WhenTheSunLordsFell Před měsícem +4

    yall sound sus when you talk about rap not gonna lie

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 Před měsícem +4

    Hip hop is ok sometimes, like if you wanna hear a guy talk about how shiny his watch is or something

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 Před měsícem +1

    Pronouncing “Shogun” as “show gun” is pretty funny; the Americans are the best!

    • @shenzhong2942
      @shenzhong2942 Před měsícem +6

      That’s not very far from the Japanese pronunciation

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 Před měsícem

      Imagine getting snooty over how different languages pronounce words from other languages.

    • @Stonemask5
      @Stonemask5 Před měsícem

      Pray tell, how is one supposed to say it?

    • @josephkolar3443
      @josephkolar3443 Před měsícem

      @@iannordin5250 aka having a particular accent

  • @JohnsonCocker
    @JohnsonCocker Před měsícem +3

    The Game finna put out 800 bars and running on Felix

  • @MetalMetrosexual
    @MetalMetrosexual Před měsícem +4

    I was really hoping they'd talk about Geraldo bitching about Larry David

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Před měsícem +6

    Felix has the most annoying voice. When will he finish going through puberty and also become funny?

    • @zackcolbourne6921
      @zackcolbourne6921 Před měsícem +12

      You really seem to love this Felix character.

    • @mc5967
      @mc5967 Před měsícem +4

      I'm honestly really curious why do you hate a random podcaster this much?

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Před měsícem +7

      I thought the clan of biederman and the clan of Dago put down their ancient feud to be gay with each other?

    • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
      @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Před měsícem +1

      he's just like me fr fr

    • @rodrigoroa6753
      @rodrigoroa6753 Před měsícem +1

      U wouldn't know funny even if it smacked you in the face.

  • @richardnipples7574
    @richardnipples7574 Před měsícem +1

    good take on geniuses amber

  • @weejockpoopongmcplop
    @weejockpoopongmcplop Před měsícem +4

    Funnily enough Conservative MP Dehenna Davison was recently interviewed on the news or something in her capacity as Taylor Swift superfan.

  • @your_videoblow
    @your_videoblow Před měsícem +1

    Hitler invented the microphone