Elon's Dumpster Fire Formerly Known As Twitter | Chapo Trap House
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Accidentally buys Sea World. Promises “more fish.” Accidentally drains all water.
One pair of social media apps. Never worn.
A masterful gambit sir!
*kills most of the fish/aquatic life
… thereby also poisons nearby river.
Sounds like some Nestle shenanigans
first rich guy to be too stupid to sit back and take credit for other people's work
Hey Elon - Give the American people back the $900 million dollars you borrowed to start Starlink! Corporate Socialism!
It's totally worth scanning the comments to laugh at the Elon simps and yes they are saying exactly what you'd expect.
"he's a genus, you are just jelus of all his monies and sukses"
„I am an anti elitist free speech absolutist” - banns the widow of an opposition politician, killed by the regime for not conforming to the establishment.
I guess what he meant was that he's absolutely not interested about free speech.
She’s banned on Twitter? For what reason?
I don't even call it "X formerly known as Twitter." I just call it Twitter. X is such a stupid name for a company. It's on a wannabe teenager level. edginess
It's peak cringe
Remember one of Elon Musk's Grandfathers moved to APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA because 1950s Canada was too tolerant.
Canada was too woke for the Musks even then
Racist Canada somehow not racist enough
"That Trudeau boy didn't use enough shoe polish if you ask me"
Also he's bruncle.
A brother and uncle to one of his siblings.
Every time you feel Elon musk is actually a "genius" just remember this fact: he spent 44 billion dollars, and went deeply into debt, just so he could personally gut Twitter while at the same time having to hire engineers to cobble together an embarrassing bipedal demo robot, When for about two percent of that amount, he could have bought an established robotics company with existing products lock, stock, and barrel in 2020. That's exactly what Hyundai paid for their 80% stake in Boston Dynamics 3 years ago. And that company will continue to make Optimus look like a fool's toy
And he's still more than 120b more wealthy than all of us put together, so if money is the metric, knock yourself out, coach
@@jordydrop You don't know how wealth works. If you did, you'd realize that's an imaginary number he can't convert into actual money. That's the inflated total value of his assets. Assets he can't liquidate.
We needed Tony Stark but, we got Justin Hammer.
Elon Musk is like Tony Stark but specifically Tony Stark during Dark Reign where he deleted his brain so Norman Osbourne couldn't get access to the Superhuman Registration database.
We don't need any real-life billionaires as saviours. Tony Stark is an unrealistic fictional character.
“This is shit that wouldn’t have been funny on ebaumsworld”
Brutal 😂
Musk is a great example of being in the right place at the right time. That's literally his entire life. Any time he makes a decision that isn't based solely on luck, it generally backfires. Which is wild.
Seems like cope.
@@ShortStackedgoblinsounds like you're coping
@@kevinbergman3784 lol ok, I see this silly caricature on the left all the time. Any successful person lefties don’t like, simply bumbled, and stumbled their way into being a billionaire I guess..
who pays you to defend the honor of a psycho billionaire?@@ShortStackedgoblin
@@daveruda the left just has a lot of broke boy energy. Where anyone who is successful, it’s by pure chance and happenstance.
The solution is simple. Someone needs to convince Elon to get his pilot’s license and fly single engine airplanes everywhere. Then just let nature take its course.
One of his grandfathers actually was a test pilot for single engine airplanes who died in a plane crash.
@@nickthomas6827 Ok. Thanks for the info.
We just need to convince him to be on the next 'Starship' launch
𝒯𝓇𝓊𝑒𝒜𝓃𝑜𝓃 𝑅𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝐹𝑜𝓇 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 (No. 4): never get in a small plane (or helicopter)
Elon Musk please get in a small plane or helicopter you are incredibly exempt from this one
Dude is doing that many drugs, had more hours than i did in elden ring at the time, and runs 5 companies? Yeah okay, sure he "works" so much lol
Entrepreneurs do TONS of drugs to stay awake and motivated to keep making more money. The day my friends and I retired from big business was the day we stopped doing copious amount of cocaine. The two go together like coffee and doughnuts. And yes we work 24/7 that's why you know we do drugs..we don't go home to do them. We're always out. Our offices are hotboxed with cannabis the minute 5pm hits but we stay at work until 11pm while everyone else goes home.
@@silvertone1 Bro, cocaine is the ON drug
Ketamine is the OFF drug
Elon suddenly has a cherub on his shoulder telling him “remember, you are not a God,” and he is not taking it well.
shut up elons smart he’s like two jordan petersons
dont beleive me? consider the lobster
0 x 0 is still 0.
I gave up on twitter when the top replies became guys with 20 followers who paid to be the top reply
When that guy makes long strings of bad decisions everyone slobs his knob for it, but when I do it i'm "a problem". 1984
If you have money you don't become a burden on others after making bad decisions, that is the key distinction.
@@maknavickas 1985
@@maknavickasThat's backwards. The more rich and powerful you are, the more your bad decisions burden and imperil everyone around you.
I've done moderation at scale for a forum. Even if you don't have any rules about opinions, you need people to stop people from acting like twats. It isn't even about free speech.
So you're telling me libertarianism *doesn't* work even at a scaled and largely inconsequential level?!
Beck said it best, I can't believe you.
He is a genius in that he has discovered how to exploit that element who believe in science and technology but lack any sound critical capacity.
Let's not downplay his accomplishments. He conned even people that should be capable of decent critical thinking, like the engineers and scientists working for him. He's probably the greatest conman of human history, both by number and caliber of people he conned. Not to speak all the money he made this way...
It made it easy to leave twitter. It used to be funny/interesting tweets or comments would float to the top and now it's exclusively trash
My god…he’s a rich kid. Nothing more
I like the fact that he got interested in Buying twitter because he got pissed off that the Twitter jet kid was tracking him.
The socially unaware Billionaire is trying to monetize the social media public space
I left twitter never looked back. My mental health is way better
Bad enough we're on this crapp site lol. That being said, wonderful to hear you go insane slower. Always good news!
@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 I’ll take the 1%
I pissed off the glowies and homeland I left but never got away
Same
With Elon we are just watching a man desperately trying to get his dad to like him.
Just like Trump. “How low do we go for you to acknowledge us? We have no limits, no floor.”
What absolutely genius branding. 'Hey did you see this on X?' huh? What? 'Formerly known as Twitter' oh.
Mike Lindell is like Elon Musk on a much smaller scale. He was totally adored and sucked off by the media from day one because of his former addict rags to riches story. They couldn't get enough of him. Then he got to a level where he felt comfortable flapping his gums about his beliefs instead of just Jesus and pillows. His deranged love for Trump was really bizarre and the media started to criticize him rather than put out more puff pieces. It torally broke his brain in a similar way to Elon. Lindell has far less money and power however so he is actively ruining his life and conpany by continuing to be insane in public.
You see that happen frequently with addicts. That dude from Korn who quit the band and was going all over the world like opening up orphanages and baptizing people in his pool was like that for a few years. Lots of p_rn stars seem to go weirdly super right wing/conspiracist when they get out of the industry and off the booger sugar too.
@@doctorbarber1 Yeah definitely! I'm a recovering addict and there was always a contingent of people in rehab who got really obsessed with AA/NA meetings and got super duper god pilled lol
1. Be a white male
2. Have a few hardships
3. Make tons of money
Ezpz
You OBVIOUSLY haven’t used a MyPilloah or his Egyptian Cotton Dream sheets - they feel just as good on your skin as a stiff Minnesota breeze after smoking some base.
@@speed0spankDon't blame the drugs. Hope your journey is going well.
Sending a message on X is now called excrement. Very catchy.
So brilliant - buying a global brand and running it into the ground.
he did not co-found openai- only bought shares in it, just like he did not co-found Tesla, he paid himself in and became chairman, then pushed the 2 original founders (who actually designed the only half-decent Tesla) out and made them sign NDA's. The hyperloop, dumb as it is, is an idea from like 50 years back. The cybertruck is just the DeLorean on steroids. Even the game he claimed he created at 12 years old in his origin story is basically Space Invaders run over by a six-wheel truck. He just gets "ideas" from retro-futuristic science fiction.
The hyper loop is a lot older than 50 years old in concept, but spot on with the rest of it.
M Y P U S S Y I N B I O
I don’t have Twitter but this was the best sales pitch for me to download it.
Dumpster Fire formerly known as a Dumpster Fire
17:56 1500 animals killed by Neuralink. All the original founders of the company left. The original goal was to develop advanced diagnostic machines I think, not sure. Then the charlatan came in and transform the company in a vaporware pile of hype crap...
One of the great things about this is how the site's traffic has been so obviously proven to be botted. He throws money away to make it look like people give a shit about his "X" site.
I suspect this will become a classic
Will Elon ever go away?? His omnipresense is irritating bordering on annoying...
He is the center of so much dumb bullshit, from US Intelligence bullshit and military tech to Russian money that my personal opinion is that he became an attempt to rebuild the old Oil Family Networks by the CIA and now he is here, unable to kill himself or get out of the limelight. He exists to be a compromised asset, holding the bag for certain assets.
the first terminally online gazillionaire? probably not.
he's mortal, but he'll have the best health care in history so who knows
He can actor playing a role. His bio is laughably fake & he's dumb as a rock
Unfortunately it's been a century and we're still hearing about Henry Ford
It's not luck he's just been scamming
There is an idea of an Elon Musk, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
He has to return some video tapes
Let's see Paul Allen's ketamine
@@akumakorgar I honestly loled at this.
@@noidontlikeu and this too!
: Elon Musk has definitely asked himself whether he'll ever do time in a room full of dried blood and decaying viscera, lighting pubic hair on fire out of boredom
I can guarantee he's going to use this as a way to dodge taxes for the rest of his life.
Elon is on one-way trip to living in a Faraday box on a boat in international waters
How do you spend time with 10 children? You don't. You end up with a child that hates you SO much they change their name as well as their gender!
That would only be two children
Holy shit the diablo 4 thing got me because I noticed that a while back when elon did a live stream on twitter of him playing doablo 4 and he had a lvl 100 character at a time when the only people who had max level characters where streamers who spent all day playing the game.
What's even more wild about the Dom Lucre story is not only did he have it on his hard drive, he put his watermark on the the clip that he ended up posting.
And again, his excuse was the ol' Pete Townsend "Just research/asking questions/raising awareness" pivot.
Gotta love an Another World reference. Damn.
It really gave me 'Flashbacks'
We appreciate french 16-bit home computer games around here.
(Shout-out to Captain Blood, on a similar note, though that was ERE Informatique)
Twitter is effectively Der Sturmer now. Mission accomplished
Then it can suffer the same fate
The Musk impression is impressively accurate
How about calling it xitter. (The "x" is pronounced "sh")
Don't call them posts, call them xits. Or, x-cretions.
Nah...
Knowing people still don't call it "X" pisses Space Karen off even more.
@Zaprozhan Very appropriate. "I just dropped a xit on Xitter."
"My Xitter feed is absolutely clogged with xits." 😂😂😂
nice @@Zaprozhan
Yknow, I haven't seen smoke recently from the dumpster fire that is Twitter. I wondered "omg has he got it under control? Is it burning in a predictable way at least?"
Glad to know the answer is no.
Elon's wealth is in "loans on options on Tesla stock", also called "lols"
I call it just “the website formerly known as Twitter”
I'm trying to think of any other job where being in a constant K hole wouldn't get you fired. Like "Teen cashier of a local restaurant that's a front." Is coming to mind. That is the level the richest man in the world is working on.
Elon should take on 5 or 6 more companies lololololol
based
Fox News maybe?
The 71st episode of south park, Cartmanland, accurately describes Elon's management of Twitter. 20 years in advance. 😂
Elon is basically Cartman, maybe a bit dumber.
I've compared Elon to Cartman at the end of "My Future Self 'N' Me" a few times.
"I'M GONNA SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE EATING WHAT I WANT, AND DOIN' DRUGS WHEN I WANT!"
Elon, would be only one of two men in the world, who could bankrupt a brothel.
You know everything in those WSJ stories is true, because if there was a single inaccuracy, Elon would sue their pants off. He didn't automatically do that because it was all true lol
Elon's brand is supposed to be free speech since that is what he wants people to believe his reason for owning twitter is, so I don't think he wants to be in the news for suing people over libel.
@@maknavickas with all the love in the world, I hope you aren't trying to argue that Elon either a) is still brand-minded these days or b) doesn't believe libel is excluded from free speech when it's aimed at him
My favorite thing about the original X is that it was one of those wanna-be "banks" that infamously issued credit cards to dogs in the late '90s.
This is the best thing I've listened to in at least a decade
thank you for calling it twitter. elon is a poorly circumsized fallic object
no joke logged into my relatively inactive account last week and the first three posts promoted to me were all videos of people dying. no censorship. This site has become a tool to radicalize people.
It already was.
@@Cynder44 you're either a simp or bonkers if you think it was anywhere near this bad before musk's acquisition.
same here, first thing i saw was an uncensored, VERY graphic video of a guy getting shot.
@@nathanimes4041Right?? They're not accounts I follow, I'm NOT INTERESTED in that content, it's just being spammed at users to try to provoke outrage and fear. It's undeniably intentional. I just want to go back to the days when the algorithms strictly promoted topics I'd already had a history of exploring.
Money can’t buy personality and that makes Elon insane
Thank you for posting this! Keep it up!
Uses his platform to simp for a loser presidential candidate who constantly craps on ELECTRIC VEHICLES!
Crap > EVs
@@camwalker1186 My point is that Elon, the main seller of EVs, whose success relief on EVs being successful, supports a candidate who wants to use his power to make them fail.
The guy Elon wants in power wants to kill Elon's business.
Elon is an idiot, or worse.
I really don't think it's gonna take ten or fifteen years for him to completely implode. He's stretched these scams for about as long as he can; in the next two or three years- KA-BOOM!
Just found u guys, great takes and content!
Seize the means of posting.
The greatest catfish in the history of mankind has been Elon presenting himself as a champion of green technology (and apparently because of that left wing politics), then coming out as slimy business man # 4 from some open world game.
Well put. And he has so many sycophants in the media and public who continue to spread the false narrative of his "genius".
@@alfgwahigain5544 I know, right?
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i like how in the first 2 minutes the guest sums up EM buying twitter and trying to get out of it and the bots getting worse, and then will jumps in to sum up EM buying twitter and trying to get out of it and the bots getting worse
This is fucking perfect.
17:30 I have to give Zuckerberg credit for accepting to fight Musk, who quickly backed down 😊
I am here for a "billionaire" cage match.
If you ever used twitter…
What’s YOUR problem?
Great last line. :D
The unbreedables.
The only thing that's funnier and pathetic than Elon are his fans; Keep shining you crazy diamonds.
The Torgos who work for him, maybe.
His fans are all bots too.
His brand represents an ideal of a society run by engineers, which is message I think a lot of people agree with, I sort of doubt its a true cult of personality as I don't believe his charisma is that strong.
@@maknavickas he's a dumb person's idea of a smart person. I don't know any engineers who respect him in the slightest.
@@maknavickas Torgo brain
Elon Musk is what happens when an insecure 4chan incel becomes a billionaire.
Any news of comrade Matt Christman? How is he doing?
Think hes been ok? Dunno check his twittet and check back
Its weird how this guy puts his soul out on social media but then his health is like top secret info. Then again I dont know what its like to have the number of enemies he has.
@@Will_Moffett he has enemies??
Elon Musk is the new Howard Hughes
Has anyone asked what happened with that purported Neuralink patient (presumably dead before or after said installation)?
If it was a success, we would have seen Elon taking all of the credit by now.
@@bravediomedes217Indeed. And likewise the opposite if unsuccessful; dare say more to come on this in due course.
It took 10 years, but Mastodon is starting to get good
Great episode
Diablo 2 is a classic, the guest is wrong
Diablo 2 is by far the best of the series.
As bad as Twitter is now due to cutting staff, the financial pundits points point to it like "See?!? You can layoff everyone and everything is fine".
How can anyone honestly say that ? Its a private company that doesn’t need to provide financials. So nobody knows what is happening.
@@francesconicoletti2547 I'm talking about the product itself. Financially, Elon going to kiss the ring of Zion would seem to indicate a desperate situation.
Musk bros cope and seethe
These guys are fantastic. Great analysis.
This guest has made the circuit of almost every single show I listen to regularly
The prioritization of verified accounts just sucks. Sometimes I'll be curious about what people are saying in response to a tweet, only to scroll down and find 6 different blue check accounts that have used chatgpt to just rewrite the exact tweet they're responding to?? Or it's unrelated videos
Elon has had 4 wives and has 11 kids, his youngest son is named X.....
11 kids and none of them love him lol
That is a sign of a psychopath..many short-lived marriages. Unless he married them to put his money elsewhere knowing he was likely to go broke one day lol.
17:55 Yeah, how do I still know more about the *monkeys* who have undergone Neurolink, than the FIRST HUMAN??
No matter how it went, it should be headline news. Either it went really really badly, with enticing gory details...or, it didn't go really really badly, in which case Elon Musk would be singing about it. It would be a big deal.
Even if NDAs have been signed, *some* details would have been leaked by now.
Maybe cuz youre googling "neurolink" instead of neuralink lololllol
J k
Musk is a living epitome of 80s "Just Say No" (to drugs) ad
32.00 She is an exec at NhellLink, the woman had did the in vitro thing w Muskmeat whilst his 2nd kid w Grimes was coming out via surrogate. Zhivon Gillis (? Or Ellis) at Nuerolink, monkey killers. And then the dummy, Grimes had a 3rd kid w him, again via surrogate. All said, he has 6, 3, 2, so 11 alive and back in the past there was an infant who died. After which he and ex wife Justine powered it out w 2 sets of triplets. And btwn Justine and Amber Heard and Grimes, (...and who is the unnamed father of Heard's spawn, so could be 12). Anyway, btwn the actual ex and current harem of baby mamas he was married twice to a UK actress. Sensible woman to not have kids tho dumb enough to remarry after 1st divorce. .. I used to be a Grimes music fan hence my unfortunate acquaintance.
For excellent SpaceX takedowns, since you brought them up, see Common Sense Skeptic. CSS also has a recent bit examining Muskmeat's actual worth, which no surprise is a lot lower than vaunted.
Our Era's great Vaporware Barnum.
36:30 “It’s a combination of luck and circumstance . . .”
And, today’s society rewards narcissistic sociopaths of which Lone Skum is quite possibly the biggest example of.
EDIT: I forgot to add that he suffers from arrested development which keeps him a prepubescent teen emotionally.
A "combination of luck and circumstances"...so pretty much every successful business ever?
He’s a tool
Dom Lucre should be in jail. Or preferably a ditch.
I'm getting the impression that Ed doesn't like Musk very much.
Does the podcast include another trenchant prediction of the website's ultimate demise? I need to update.
He’s having so many kids because he wants them to compete with one another so the strongest of his offspring emerges and can carry what he believes will be his legacy forward
Compete how? As gladiators in an arena?
@@zagreus5773 I wouldn’t put it past him
I hate to say this Muskrat could be the next Jim Jones.
His this generations John Keely.
We can only hope
Commenting for the algorithm
I got rid of Twitter and immediately developed a tiktok addiction.
My favorite part was musk claiming be bought it for free speech then inserted code that reduces visibility for posts related to the 'ukraine crisis' (Chinese term for that war btw)
Claiming he bought it to save the world after we all saw Delaware basically force him to buy it against his will
Musk had a pretty good reputation before buying Twitter. The downfall since has been rapid & spectacular.