Elon Kill Twitter Speedrun | Chapo Trap House

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  • čas přidán 14. 11. 2022
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Komentáře • 162

  • @cleanremarks
    @cleanremarks Před rokem +70

    They say if you say "Elon Musk" five times in the mirror, a thousand weird fanboys will appear in your comments screeching about ad-hominems

    • @billieeisenhower406
      @billieeisenhower406 Před rokem +12

      I tried this and I only got elon stroking his co(k at me and threatened to buy me a horse.

    • @ryans1273
      @ryans1273 Před rokem +6

      It’s so funny how many of them want to give him kisses and it’s sad that they’ll never get to

    • @Ulyssestnt
      @Ulyssestnt Před rokem +3

      Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Muuuusk...
      >:User have left the chat

  • @nektariosorfanoudakis2270

    It's fitting that the modern Agora has an entrance fee, and has billboards of Megacorps everywhere; also, that it's not a real place and that the participants are being monitored by CIA.

    • @MikeLiteraus
      @MikeLiteraus Před rokem

      Go build your own, it's a private company bro.

    • @howilearned2stopworrying508
      @howilearned2stopworrying508 Před rokem +11

      @@MikeLiteraus you're the man now, dog!

    • @MikeLiteraus
      @MikeLiteraus Před rokem

      @@howilearned2stopworrying508 Someone has to be there for your girl after you chopped off your PP to be one 👍

    • @seanshankredemption1603
      @seanshankredemption1603 Před rokem

      So very American

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Před rokem

      Lol ultranerd here...how exactly do you think the Agora worked? It is exactly like modern Twitter from everything you said to people acting insane and fighting

  • @utkarsh2746
    @utkarsh2746 Před rokem +44

    Not saying we should judge Elon for it but Errol Musk, his father, had 2 daughters with his own step-daughter. After divorcing Elon's mother, the former Miss South Africa. By Elons own accounts he was also a narcissist who would lecture his children for 2-3 hours everyday about his genius ideas.
    Who do we know who keeps marrying curiously young actresses and thinks he is a genius?

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted Před rokem +17

      Most men in the entertainment industry? Is this a trick question?

    • @karku3fan
      @karku3fan Před rokem +12

      He'll never be able to break free from his father's shadow, every effort Elon makes to have Errol's validation will always go unnoticed. Doesn't matter how many "achievements" it will never be enough

    • @blaidencortel
      @blaidencortel Před rokem

      Leonardo DiCaprio? Oh wait, he’s actually talented.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 Před rokem +9

      @@Meladjusted He has basically the same personality traits combined with a very thin skin. I was curious about his daddy issues ever since he called that British diver a pedo for refusing his submarine. That was so hysterically Freudian I just cannot get over it.

    • @quadabyte8933
      @quadabyte8933 Před rokem +1

      Most problems in the world can be traced back to either daddy or mommy issues.

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 Před rokem +17

    I love the "putting $19 debt on my lunch" analogy

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 Před rokem +26

    The only thing that Elon Musk can offer with Full Self Driving is a horse.

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508

    just need someone to convince him to box Uwe Boll for le epic internet bacon

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 Před rokem +3

      The ultimate battle of soul vs. soulless.
      Edit: Typo

  • @omifam7714
    @omifam7714 Před rokem +10

    Best "Elon is a Fraud" brainstorming ever. I could listen to this 24/7.

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja Před rokem +21

    The second part will be better when all those lawsuits from fired employees around the world come in. Elon vs various labour laws around the world.

    • @MikeLiteraus
      @MikeLiteraus Před rokem +2

      Yo, pass me some of that copium.

    • @fordesponja
      @fordesponja Před rokem +2

      @@MikeLiteraus I didn't say they will go anywhere with that, I just said some will come. Some EU countries are mad with this, the spanish goverment said if he wants to fire the 36 employees, he will have to follow the spanish regulations for it and not the email bullshit with paid vacation.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Před rokem +1

      @@MikeLiteraus why simp for wealthy people who care nothing for you? And is it not factual that Ywitter had lost a TON of money and value as a company sense Musk bought it?

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 Před rokem +1

      @@freakyzed8467 He wants a horse.

    • @itsallfunandgames723
      @itsallfunandgames723 Před rokem +1

      I wonder what it feels like to pay a billionaires legal fees after a dismissal of your lawsuit. I guess they'll find out.

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan Před rokem +19

    I just think a business should be run like a household with a budget 😌

  • @mmmuck
    @mmmuck Před rokem +10

    It's going to be incredible to see his businesses all go belly up in a short intense wave

  • @tommylakindasorta3068
    @tommylakindasorta3068 Před rokem +9

    In the future, we'll all have self-owning CEOs.

  • @michaeltorris5675
    @michaeltorris5675 Před rokem +8

    I can’t wait to watch the movie “Tesla: A Man and His Dream,” starring Jeff Bridges as Elon Musk.

  • @carlstokes1984
    @carlstokes1984 Před rokem +8

    Man you guys haven't been in my feed lately. Love you guys.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Před rokem +5

    The thing I never understood about freezing your brain and “uploading it” to a computer is this… when your brain is being flooded with DMT, what’s the “value add” of attempting to bound your own subjective experience of eternity inside another physical object?

  • @soulife8383
    @soulife8383 Před rokem +11

    He overpaid by around double, owes interest on the loans he took to do that, a company that hasn't operated at a loss 2 or 3 times, sold checkmarks for a couple million, lost billions in advertisers while hurting their stock value in the billions after already dealing with uneasy paused ads, limited remaining ad revenue by locking out 2FA users after firing the guy that gave you the idea who demonstrated an in depth understanding of functionality, fired key employees, triggering millions in fines, which also contributed to another mass exodus of employees quitting, of which were a team responsible for FTC obligations that can't be met leading to over a hundred million in fines
    And he's not done yet... And that's just what I could remember. Every single (visible to us) change he's made has hurt the company, lost massively more money, and made it worse for users & advertisers & employees.
    The only positive we've seen with Twitter under Musk has been the 🍿🍿 lol!
    Musk went woke immediately after the flight attendant horse thing, trying to appeal to an audience of blind followers AND use his change as a means of defense via "the left will attack me immediately" to explain the horse, an audience that blocks his chargers with lifted diesel trucks. Then angers them ala "free speech", destroys Twitter while pouring billions down a drain with no drain-plug in sight, breaks laws doing it, goes after senators investigating his companies, I mean, the man is genius incarnate!
    Elon invented social media.

    • @RobHel
      @RobHel Před 8 měsíci

      A true genius...

  • @Meladjusted
    @Meladjusted Před rokem +7

    She said she was hired to perform massage services to "the world's richest human"?
    I mean.. I guess, technically, there are rich dogs and cats when crotchety, recluse millionaires die and leave most of their ungodly fortune for their pet to live the last few years of their lives out in luxury. I don't really think the differentiation is that necessary though.

    • @jugo1944
      @jugo1944 Před rokem +2

      Neither is your entire pointless comment

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR Před rokem

      @@jugo1944 lol

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Před rokem +2

      You guys are misreading this. She 100% has given a wealthy lizard person a handy.

  • @Twy87
    @Twy87 Před rokem +51

    Do online edgelords and Right-wing politics nerds still employ the term SJW? Thought it had been largely superseded by 'woke' as the go-to insult after 2017?

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před rokem +22

      There's a few people out there who either didn't get the memo, or they simply enjoy the classics.

    • @lallig8860
      @lallig8860 Před rokem +21

      regular right wingers still use it because they only get one new bit every 30 years, gotta run it into the ground

    • @fortnag
      @fortnag Před rokem +4

      If you do and/or have ever used either of those terms in a sentence, you have a broken brain.

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo Před rokem

      Nah. It’s now woke mob. Or lefty.

    • @steelersguy74
      @steelersguy74 Před rokem +6

      It’s a distinction without a difference. This is all ultimately a continuation of the anti-PC backlash from the 90s.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 Před rokem +2

    just for the record, you can buy rental property without any of your own money if the expected return is larger than your monthly payment. Though if you fail you would still be personally liable, whereas in this case the debt is solely with Twitter and not Musk

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 Před rokem +6

    Twitter video

  • @edrepard
    @edrepard Před rokem +1

    Matt on fire

  • @jacobflanagan5141
    @jacobflanagan5141 Před rokem

    Stats on the blue check is good

  • @SAVarXX
    @SAVarXX Před rokem +2

    lowtax speedrun

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 Před rokem +4

    Elon musk is skevey

  • @andriki88
    @andriki88 Před rokem +1

    See the world with blinkers, lmao for real?

    • @amsterdamcowboy9738
      @amsterdamcowboy9738 Před rokem +7

      Elon's right turn signal is still blinking 5 miles down the highway.

  • @bsh819
    @bsh819 Před rokem +1

    "They have the same blinkers on"
    ...
    Where is amber when you need her?

  • @pingusingame
    @pingusingame Před rokem +26

    Gay

  • @DF-ss5ep
    @DF-ss5ep Před rokem +2

    Impeach president Musk
    RweeEEEEEEE

  • @Pause4pot
    @Pause4pot Před rokem +10

    First