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Episode 820 - The Neese (4/1/24)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
Will, Felix and Amber dish on the news of the day, including the resurgence of Havana Syndrome, Erdoğan’s historic losses in recent Turkish elections, and that obnoxious article about Stanford campus activism. But honestly most of this is just riffs on Liam Neeson and Steven Seagal.
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"Don't love yourself. Don't hate yourself. Just get hobbies and stop looking in the mirror." - Amber A'Lee Frost
Dirtbag in one sentence, basically
Damn it's like she wrote the book on dirtbags
I'm sure she's cool but she seems like the type of person you don't take life advice from
You can experience the Neese in a hospital setting in the first few minutes of Fallout 3.
Are we sure that the Overseer's guards killed Jonas?
Amber Frost is Chapo King. So good. Thank you for returning.
Fat liberation only taking hold through individual "body positivity," and then getting the epic centrist twist to "body neutrality," reminds me of how the "defund the police" part of BLM turned into "fund the police's therapy"
So fuckin true.
"fund havana syndrome relief"
Sadly, Neeson started doing all these cheap action movies after the death of his wife. He has essentially said that if he keeps busy on whatever project anyone offered him, he won’t have to sit with his grief.
Damn that's rough and not healthy. Dude needs a break.
a break might break him 😔
the workaholism-as-buffer instinct runs deep in a certain kind of person. v relatable
That really puts a dark spin on every time I've walked by the one remaining Redbox in the last few years and seen him on the front like four times
Awesome to hear Amber back in the saddle.
amber haters malding and pissing and crying rn
Goku is going to do a havana spirit bomb
PAAAA! TRIIII! AAAA! O! MUERTEEEEEE!
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Havana spirit bomb sounds like a ska band or something
Sound finally fixed. Thanks! Appreciated!
EDIT: Lying about Havana syndrome to get free health care wouldn't be out of the question either.
Wish they would have played the leaked audio of Diddy blowing Meek's back out
Dear God, why does every campus politics article sound like a college application essay?
This dude is like young Sheldon having lunch with the school president cause nobody will sit with him at the cafeteria
"walking with a keistered car battery" and "i'd sell them to the circus" are some serious all-timers in the chapo one-liner department 🔥
PBD isnt Armenian, hes Iranian. He has a velvet painting of himself, Reza Shah, Abe Lincoln and MLK that is the greatest thing Ive ever seen.
Also an Assyrian christian
The "Hollywood Cop" of podcasts.
@@TerrenceNowicki we should make a podcast about that knowing there isnt anyone to Hollywood Cop of podcast our Hollywood Cop of podcasts podcast.
@@sickjuicysjamshack3580 Is there such a thing as Assyrian neo-pagans? Pazuzu is overdue for a comeback.
Is that the one with senna and 2pac?
Felix makes me happy and I think he's funny.
You must be a miserable person to hang out with
best ep in a while yes but probably just because amber is here
Never realised how much I missed Amber on the pod
Will calling XQC "this guy" is really funny to me
My elementary school had 2 peacocks that wandered the grounds. It was pretty cool
We're going to need a new Best of Amber compilation after this episode
Memory is another great one. “Ok, so as usual, you’re a hit man. But since you’re 80 years old, you’re a hit man with early onset Alzheimer’s.”
5:20 if you’re listening to this video in the future, this dead space with silence in it used to be “I don’t wanna know”
They can't edit this silence stretch out?
@@dirrdevilNope. And CZcams doesn’t think to insert some sort of audio to indicate something was muted due to copyright. Just slap a flatline across the section and move on, is their 21st century ground breaking solution. YT also doesn’t let you replace a video or edit it after publishing. The only way is to delete it and upload a fixed one, losing all of the views and SEO.
Jesus that article is so fucking insufferable
Pretty sure. I heard that the kid who wrote the article has parents that work for the major papers.
Peace, love, and solitary.
Will's Hanna-Barbera laugh is on point in this one
Amber episodes are just special
Full length Diddy ep when?
Several girls I knew in the nineties loved that “Missing You” song and I always thought it was SO dumb.
it's the fucking worst
The worst part is Diddler did not secure rights to the song so Sting sued and owns 100% of the royalties until 2053
Lovely Feyd
@@shoxx48Sting Feyd-Ruatha with the Padishah’s dagger: “I WILL MOLEST HIM! I WILL *MOLEST* HIM!!!”
@@AloisWeimar * future space drug kazoo music from Hell intensifies *
My brother went to HS with the neeces son and I have on good authority that he fucking hates these movies. And doesn’t understand why ppl want to see an old man in these action roles
This was like 15 years ago during one of the takens
Car Bomb, great math core band, look em up. 👍🏾
Delightful episode
22:12 "a strong matter beam"
Turkey has started to profiter on the interdiction of ship to Israel and has started shipping goods and fuel to Israel, so yeah, I don't expect Turkish M60s in Israel any time soon
A well need respite from the horrible time we live in
thumbnail is so low res, but keep it honestly
just a reminder that Amber is cool and good because she's the only member of the podcast that has had an actual job at any point in her life and done political organizing before their late 30's
They are not " organizers"or political actors and if they are they have completely failed at it, they are entertainers and commentators most of them actually realize this and that's why they are funny, Amber doesn't that's why she's an insufferable little smartass.
Nah she's cool if she's insufferable it's no more than a typical Podcaster
@@rodrigoroa6753 Will, Felix, Matt, and he-who-shall-not-be-named did their first on the ground door-knocking/political organizing for the Bernie campaign in 2020 and then became blackpilled forever when he lost
Will did his first real protest ever walking over a bridge in NYC for the Floyd protests, then he got kettled and then never did it ever again. Felix mostly just melts down about stuff anymore inbetween eating fistfuls of klonopin and trying to get set up like a prop in the background of Hasan streams since it's last chance to feel like he's not approaching 40
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@@drcool000009thank u, drcool000009
Ambuh
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Is the smoking grim reaper on the video supposed to be felix?
deep down, we are all Hot Couch Reaper ✊😔
Turkey is the largest exporter of fruit and veg to israel.
Diddy he do it doe?
Holy shit I fucking love these guys
Amber is *fucked* up this episode (what else is new?).
More of the chapo hosts should be more inebriated while podcasting
We love Amber, can’t keep midwesterner’s down
Yeah, isn't that just Midwest brain?
@@freakyzed8467 also known as "functional alcoholism".
@@BenjaminGlattalso caused by excessive mayo consumption. Not a real condiment!
Does anyone know which Simpsons episode with the satellite Amber is alluding to?
I think it's the episode where Mr. Burns steals the trillion dollar bill
My best friend once threw cheese slices in the direction of a vegan to get her to leave our group alone. The comp sci story has a similar feel to me
lol, I'd love to know the context of that situation.
Do suicide bombers in cars count as car bombs?
debates are raging to this day over whether it's a car bomb or a single-use technical
11:25 what’s the Pangrea theory?
It’s Pangea. Adin Ross s just that dumb
Sangría theory 🍷🦄👌🏽
@@bitteralmonds666 the only theory i need in my life fr
Did Will say he was in high school in 1997?
He was born in 1980 I believe
@bighomiegayass1917 an elder millennial! Always assumed he was younger.
@@colinwritesthings7445
Ahem! The correct term is XENNIAL.
☕️🦄
He's just a baby!
@@freakyzed8467 just a big wet boy 🥺
COIN-TELPRO sounds like a Mossad program
Coin Telpro is actually a forthcoming Trueanon character
The pangria theory: is it bussin or is it cap?
There already is a Steven Seagal movie where he's a doctor, btw. Except he's not, but I swear to fukc, he's wearing the exact same lab coat he used in that movie! 😂
34:43 _I got a proposition for ya..._
Steven Seagal is actually very well known in Russia, his movies were quite popular in the 90s.
Oh crap you guys covered the stupid theo baker thing, I swear not all theo's are annoying narcs
People think HipHop dropped off a cliff when Pac and Big died- when in actuality HipHop died upon the release of the first Ludacris record 💯💯💯
Fuck. 😮
czcams.com/video/QqIvHujkq50/video.htmlsi=H56WVvWjicfEwhD_
@@marcuswalters8093I am just referring to all the B.S. radio rap that everyone knows is crap
@@rapalbumdepot7648 The song you linked to was fire. Wym?
@@Abcdefg-tf7cu the rapping is good I will give you that. Tho when I first heard that beat I couldn't really believe that song passed for a Top-40 HipHop track. I mean usually songs on the radio at that time (~2001) had their foundations in funk and soul and RNB and jazz and even sometimes rock. This beat sounded rough like heavy metal. To be honest I was shocked.
New here...is Matt coming back?
One day.
Hams would be a better government. We'd probably actually get healthcare.
but the government is ALREADY staffed by 100% pork product 😩
55:23
Why did Amber leave Chapo?
She married Mason Storm and had to go into witness protection for reasons.
The advance from dirtbag probably covered all of her habits for the duration of her absence lol
it took my 6 minutes to figure out what the subject was.
A disorienting listen for sure lol
Cool that Amber's back though!
the epiaode is about my beloved Neese, Liam 🥰
Awww what a sweet rap song about gay love.
all of them are if you listen hard enough 😤
14:23
18:02
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PBD is Iranian lol
I'm so fascinated by the way libs react to the details of what Diddy did. Like just so much impotent rage that can never be expressed.
Isn't impotent rage what all non wealthy people do now?
Wow. These guys were high af. Moreso than usual.
Blacklight was the most mediocre movie I have ever seen. It is just completely forgettable except for the fact that it was so incredibly mediocre.
if i woke up it'd be 90s Bruce Willis, but the movie Neese is a decent second. just not that pansy neese in irl.
12 views in 2 minutes. Bros fell off.
And content is exactly as good as the public thinks it is so that matters.
It’s 2 am on a weekday and they’re making 174k a month off Patreon. Hate better.
This is a weird new type of comment I'm seeing everywhere.
@@butterbean2257 It's actually really funny that this now ubiquitous dumb joke riled you up so much you started dropping financial statements for people you don't know. Indistinguishable from what a 14 year old on twitter would reply with if *they thought* someone insulted Taylor Swift.
It's Day 1, Spring 2024 and they're slated to earn back 6-7k after they submit their taxes! Waxing gibbous, highs in the mid 60s.
Thanks for the update Bloomberg.
PBD = shah lover 👎👎
Matt need to get well because I can't listen to another Amber episode
Yawn
@@Obiwancolenobime when I listen to Amber fr fr
I don't miss Matt 🤷🏼♂️
chapo has fallen off.
Need Matt to get well ❤ seriously tho
KAMALA HARRIS 2024!!!
#Hunter2024
@@dirrdevil BASED