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    Episode 688 - Black Site Safe Space (12/12/22)
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    Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
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Komentáře • 190

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 Před rokem +34

    If the CIA would just hire 330 million more analysts we'd have universal healthcare

  • @CJ-vj7pm
    @CJ-vj7pm Před rokem +111

    To all CIA agents, please ask people for their preferred pronouns before you waterboard them, it will alleviate some of your work related stress knowing that you were gender inclusive

  • @skeletonwizard708
    @skeletonwizard708 Před rokem +28

    When I die after a lifetime of sin, gluttonly, lust, anime and rightfully go to hell for it, my punishment is going to be an eternity of "Podcasts based on group chat transcripts."

  • @captainfantastic7643
    @captainfantastic7643 Před rokem +21

    I hope you know torturing you hurts me a lot more than it does you.

  • @CenTexMex101
    @CenTexMex101 Před rokem +20

    Didn't the CIA or one of them do that "I'm an autistic millennial first generation latina" recruiting comercial? They should link up.

    • @JJ44595
      @JJ44595 Před rokem +2

      czcams.com/video/X55JPbAMc9g/video.html

    • @gugg1105
      @gugg1105 Před rokem +3

      @@JJ44595 World’s first actually helpful link.

    • @thesultrystrangerdanger6824
      @thesultrystrangerdanger6824 Před rokem

      Don't click on it it's just more gay p****

    • @tuff1uck
      @tuff1uck Před rokem

      @@JJ44595 I really wanted to go comment that watching the video made me neurodivergent and latinx but unfortunately they've disabled the comments. Guess I've got something in common.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Před rokem +18

    Obungler 3: The Returning

  • @MilesBont
    @MilesBont Před rokem +11

    ”Why can’t the thing that destroys my soul save my soul?”

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime Před rokem +17

    “Don’t tell your friends about the decapitations”

    OH! They mean the decapitations that the CIA _didn’t_ do

  • @willelliot4001
    @willelliot4001 Před rokem +9

    Felix is worried about his job😂

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Před rokem +10

    Reactor? I hardly know her!
    Also Cia operatives, please tell everyone about every traumatizing thing you've encountered. All people you've seen killed, or share documents, despite any Trigger Warning on them. Preferably to any journalist/niche podcast host. It wont help any trauma, but Chapo will be on next years best podcast list and, to put it in progressive terms, the CIA will be less "problematic" and "toxic". We could cancel culture it.

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 Před rokem +10

    best donkey performance of the year was Liz Truss, amirite

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Před rokem +3

      A proper bird and a right slag

  • @christophergardea3567
    @christophergardea3567 Před rokem +4

    "This is some James O Incandeza shit" lol I forgot Matt did that great Infinite Jest reading

  • @wesshiflet2214
    @wesshiflet2214 Před rokem +9

    18:54 sounds like Matt is gonna break out into the Lion King opening number

  • @soconfused8031
    @soconfused8031 Před rokem +7

    The fusion news is kind of a red herring. It measures excess energy compared to the input laser. However, this has yet to be verified. Also, for a fusion reactor, it requires a chain reaction, which needs at least 20x surplus. So we are not close yet. This may be useful for fusion bombs, but not production power reactors.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Před rokem +6

      Yeah we know. Everything sucks or is mediocre when you actually look at it. I'm gay.

    • @soconfused8031
      @soconfused8031 Před rokem +2

      @@joshuamarx8209 Sorry man, I don't make the rules :D

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Před rokem +1

      Bombs you say

  • @grungeiac
    @grungeiac Před rokem +8

    Big deal I did fusion reaction with polymerization in grade 3

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy Před rokem +13

    When Slavoj says be a Freudian Philistine, he means use it as a critical framework not make it your whole personality.

  • @luc_xott
    @luc_xott Před rokem +9

    Welcome to the "Trauma and Chinos" podcast, where we explore the connection between the history of oppression and the enduring popularity of pressed chinos in the workplace. Throughout history, chinos have been associated with the military and have been used as a tool of oppression by colonizers and governments. In this podcast, we will discuss how the persistence of this clothing item in modern work attire can be seen as a manifestation of ancestral trauma passed down through generations. We will also examine the role that fashion plays in perpetuating harmful societal norms and ideologies. Tune in to learn more about the intersection of fashion and trauma.
    -chatGPT

  • @pennywaldrip3774
    @pennywaldrip3774 Před rokem +3

    Chris Wade is a genius, and I'm totally here for it.

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo Před rokem +2

    I have also worked in an office-style environment with a toxic manager. I'm basically a secret agent too.

  • @DiarrheaBubbles
    @DiarrheaBubbles Před rokem +19

    I'm gay

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles Před rokem +4

    How many seasons has The Simpsons been on? There've been so many episodes that a more interesting discussion would revolve around what the show hasn't predicted.

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt Před rokem +7

    The first time I had dinner with the people who would become my in-laws they served liver and onions.

  • @mrplinkett4429
    @mrplinkett4429 Před rokem +7

    sun ii, son of sun

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Před rokem +3

    I love a good best of list. I would never ever listen to enough podcasts to list 10 but chapo 9 times then trueanon I guess

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Před rokem +4

    looking forward to way of water review

  • @rverasart
    @rverasart Před rokem +7

    calling matt gay

    • @crowboi4124
      @crowboi4124 Před rokem +6

      Amber Rollo destroyed with Facts, Logic, and Darkweb Gay Potion

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Před rokem +3

    mother/daughter investigators vs Felix

  • @JJ44595
    @JJ44595 Před rokem +4

    I dont get the movie part of this episode, they like Haneke and Bergman but write off any movie that sounds weird or slow???

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508

    heads poppin like Kaworu Nagisa. 😇🛸

  • @ImZeroDayz
    @ImZeroDayz Před rokem +7

    All I want to be El Chapo!

  • @barcafan1710
    @barcafan1710 Před rokem +5

    Petit Maman was great

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 Před rokem

    Lol Neptune Frost’s producer/executive producer combo

  • @jessedestasio8659
    @jessedestasio8659 Před rokem

    Insights Into Things didn't make any podcast top ten lists?

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Před rokem +2

    50:30 EO is about Michael Jackson before he got his promotion.

  • @cityboyee
    @cityboyee Před rokem +6

    Just remove the beheadings and sensitive information stuff and that CIA oped could apply to literally any full time job in America. Pointless.

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 Před rokem +1

    Sound design aka going to a sound effect website.

  • @philbuttler3427
    @philbuttler3427 Před rokem

    I wonder who Felix was hinting about with that MCR squirrel tail thing. Like there's definitely not a type of person who fits that criteria.

    • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
      @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Před rokem +1

      He’s just bringing together Older Zumies Guy and Younger Hot Topic Girl.
      I don’t know what the modern equivalent would be.
      I guess people probably still hang at the mall.

  • @joshuasomething529
    @joshuasomething529 Před rokem +1

    I thought Petite Maman was delightful

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 Před rokem +13

    I'm a blue jeans, work boot dude. I have an undying hatred of chinos. They’re absolutely terrible. Chinos are NOT casual pants. They’re dress pants that you wear on a boat with loafers. Unless you're a Kennedy, wearing them off-deck makes you look like a tool in the middle of a city. I get away with a lot wearing my cowboy hat, but never, NEVER would I wear chinos on pavement.

    • @DANINREDDY
      @DANINREDDY Před rokem

      Chinos are pretty ho-hum... Fashion wise

  • @crooksn
    @crooksn Před rokem

    enough with the suns! gee whiz!

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 Před rokem

    promises would be expected to be kept by future presidents if he went with fusion instead of cancer

  • @imeowmeowkat
    @imeowmeowkat Před rokem +11

    Incorrect Chapo Boys, Nope is phenomenal

  • @olliegray7068
    @olliegray7068 Před 7 měsíci +5

    What's No Bears about, the world's most underwhelming pride parade?

  • @thesultrystrangerdanger6824

    Hey if Dan Henderson made a travel vlog I am watching also not that damn Henderson

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 Před rokem

    remember when Saudi Arabia was a country?

  • @ince55ant
    @ince55ant Před rokem +2

    oh dang fusion reactors are coming?
    guess theres no point investing in wind/solar/tidal energy now...

    • @ClibanariusJJ
      @ClibanariusJJ Před rokem +1

      Depends, but I still say keep a nice ratio of solar or wind, depending on the map, and tidal, also depending on the map. You don't want some stray bomber to knock out your fusion reactors in a chain detonation and have you lose all your energy income in one go.

  • @ThaTruFily
    @ThaTruFily Před rokem

    uauauauauauaua

  • @mirrormonkey2
    @mirrormonkey2 Před rokem +2

    Why wasn‘t bones and all on any of these lists? It was legitimately great but it feels like it would nontheless fit on the lists of these shitheads.

    • @copsuicide
      @copsuicide Před rokem +2

      Probably cuz it was a 'movie' whereas these big dick aesthetes only concern themselves with 'film'.

  • @TechMik3LP
    @TechMik3LP Před rokem

    can someone make a comment listing all the movies and the boys opinion?

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader Před rokem +6

    Once again I have ten better podcasts than that chapos but the racism factory demands we be grey wolves

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable Před rokem +5

      Name them then fella.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Před rokem

      @@chetkayeable Did you not listen to the episode?

  • @theeNappy
    @theeNappy Před rokem +14

    Literally poo-pooing fusion power with "I don't understand it, it's not gonna fix anything" should be this shows tagine.

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It's still "RussiaGate was real but I don't care if Trump wins" but maybe they'll change it soon

    • @williamwardell8731
      @williamwardell8731 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I suppose a tagine could be metaphorical, but since you used the word literally, let's consider fusion power specifically. Hypothesize that all experts in the field agree that clean fusion energy is attainable in 10 years with a budget in the low trillions. It still may very well not be developed due to political economic factors, the interests of powerful people and the dynamics of systems like capitalism that exert institutional pressure with artificial agency removed from human control. I feel like a lot of STEMlords dismiss the humanities citing people's lacking technical knowledge of the minute details of their technocratic fixes while the philosophers historians et al are trying to critique technocracy itself. Maybe try Marshall mcluhan and foucault to work your way up to weird continental shit like Marx and Freud.

    • @soconfused8031
      @soconfused8031 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Aged like milk. Even at the time, people in the know still said that "productive" fusion i.e. fusion that is viable for energy production was still decades away (as it has been for decades). And even then, we'd still not be free from petrochemicals, since we'd still need plastics, vehicle fuel (can't make electric planes etc) and so on.

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 Před 16 hodinami

      @@jaystephens2759 Do you care if anyone wins? It feels like we’re headed the same direction regardless of if it’s Brandon or Trump driving the boat

  • @davidrave563
    @davidrave563 Před rokem +1

    This fusion is literally the solution to all our problems, let's hope it works. I believe there are still several technical challenges to be solved, but if we mobilize the country for these problems like we did for the moon mission, it is within our reach and maybe within 5 or ten years

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom Před rokem +5

      Is this sarcasm?

    • @chetkayeable
      @chetkayeable Před rokem +4

      @@FundFreedom The Moon today shoot is funding Nazi's in Ukraine. The US can't even provide clean water these days.

    • @davidrave563
      @davidrave563 Před rokem

      @@FundFreedom no it's not. having a limitless year-around supply of energy from cheap and safe inputs, with no long term radiation problems, in cost effective and non land intesive power plants is the missing link we need to truly go carbon neutral.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 Před rokem +1

      ​@@chetkayeable Ztards have but one line

    • @FundFreedom
      @FundFreedom Před rokem +2

      @@davidrave563 ah, just hyperbole, "all our problems." A noble effort nonetheless. Good luck to you.

  • @ryansilva1274
    @ryansilva1274 Před rokem +1

    WHAT IS CHAPO DOING TO STOP TRUMP???

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore Před rokem +12

      They're admitting Nope was just OK, which undermines a cornerstone CHUD narrative about the left.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Před rokem +8

      Voting for him I would hope, shit is bad it might as well be funny

    • @tuff1uck
      @tuff1uck Před rokem +1

      @@berdyderg900 correct answer

    • @outboardgull5285
      @outboardgull5285 Před rokem +2

      Posting online! The most effective strategy o7