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  • čas přidán 27. 06. 2023
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    CLIP from Episode 744 - People Who Died (6/26/23)
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Komentáře • 90

  • @UntilYouCollapse
    @UntilYouCollapse Před rokem +170

    "The worst part of this tragedy is the lack of empathy.". Norm MacDonald "I'm pretty sure that's not the worst part.

    • @spankytag
      @spankytag Před rokem +10

      😅 Norm had the best Bill Cosby jokes

    • @JakeOJack
      @JakeOJack Před rokem +17

      @@harrybirchall3308and in some cases, not even secretly.

  • @Reid52
    @Reid52 Před rokem +71

    People were laughing about it because, normally, when a CEO violates safety standards, the people who get killed and maimed are the workers. It's just nice to see the CEO be the one to eat the consequences of how they run their businesses.

    • @braidena1633
      @braidena1633 Před rokem +17

      that's one of the most stunning things about the CEO, that he was so dumb he didn't care about safety **for himself** even.

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 Před rokem +13

      this is why Musk doesn't take rides on his rockets

    • @Hamun002
      @Hamun002 Před rokem +2

      @@anmolt3840051 he does drive his own cars, though that’s honestly less stupid that rockets and shit. Hell the government fucked up the Challenger launch because they didn’t wait for warmer weather

  • @BigHomieGayAss1917
    @BigHomieGayAss1917 Před rokem +34

    Faking my death by burning and crushing my body into molecules on the atomic level, like a boss

  • @seanhall8686
    @seanhall8686 Před rokem +34

    I love when people talk about a news story "distracting" from another news story. They are just revealing that they get their news fed to them through social media algorithms.

    • @Badtown1988
      @Badtown1988 Před rokem +8

      They’re always townies who failed middle school social studies but have been told by people like Dennis Prager and Charlie Kirk that they’re actually really informed and profound thinkers whom society just overlooked. Diamonds in the rough if you will.
      “Actually, you know those educated leftists who know what constitutes a peer reviewed source? Yea, they’re actually the dumb ones because they don’t have Sean Hannity’s entire catalogue of books at home.”

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni Před rokem

      ​@@Badtown1988"I ain't broke! I ain't workin' class! I ain't drownin' in debt! I'm a temporarily embarrassed millionaire!"

  • @Whitedennisrodman
    @Whitedennisrodman Před rokem +46

    One of the good things that came out of this was listening to James Cameron lecture everyone about deep sea submersibles

    • @braidena1633
      @braidena1633 Před rokem +14

      It really was. I also saw some less-informed commenters be like "whats some director know about the ocean" w/o realizing they're referring to the one director who's like, a well known ocean expert

    • @Whitedennisrodman
      @Whitedennisrodman Před rokem +11

      @@braidena1633 Yeah the guy who invented the underwater steadycam has no clue about the operating in challenging marine environments..

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 Před rokem +7

      James Cameron's been down to the Mariana trench

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Před rokem +2

      @@anmolt3840051He raised the bar

  • @futurepastnow
    @futurepastnow Před rokem +55

    The expired carbon fiber is my favorite part of this story. CF that was not good enough for Boeing, a company that has given up on quality at every level.

  • @zigzag8392
    @zigzag8392 Před rokem +33

    Ayn Rand writes a stupid book >>>> “my heart will go on“ climbs the billboard charts in 2023.

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 Před rokem +22

    There are e-mails circulating and it’s even funnier like people brought this shit up to the sub building guy and he was like “ITS FINE YOU AND YOUR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS WILL BE THE END OF ALL COMMERCE”
    Like he really did die from his own supply

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 Před rokem +22

    This is a Darwin award if I've ever seen one.

  • @fede2
    @fede2 Před rokem +18

    Also, and I can't be the first one to point this out, but calling it "OceanGate" is just tempting fate.

    • @williamshears9953
      @williamshears9953 Před rokem +4

      Also going to the titanic in something innovative and unsinkable. The champagne bottle probably didn't break the first time for the christening either.

  • @henryglennon3864
    @henryglennon3864 Před rokem +20

    I like this story because it's indistinguishable from one of the gag news stories from Robocop. We've gone past Robocop.

  • @keithjackewicz8423
    @keithjackewicz8423 Před rokem +25

    Unbelievable that the CEO drove the fucking thing.

  • @lettersnstuff
    @lettersnstuff Před rokem +22

    wonder if you could fairly call that sub the worlds largest inside-out pipe-bomb?

    • @quester09
      @quester09 Před rokem +6

      never negotiate with reverse terrorists

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo Před rokem +2

      ​@@quester09no need, they just want to make people happy

  • @MStonewallC
    @MStonewallC Před rokem +20

    I was already thinking about that exact Futurama clip the moment it was spliced into the audio

  • @segapena5033
    @segapena5033 Před rokem +46

    My wife couldn't understand why a rich guy would get into a homemade cardboard submarine because "but they're smart".

  • @jnakhoul
    @jnakhoul Před rokem +14

    The best own is a self own

  • @function0077
    @function0077 Před rokem +34

    Rich idiots die on Everest all the time. So, it is reasonable that rich idiots might also die at the bottom of the ocean.
    EDIT: People do risky things all the time. Sometimes they have good reasons for engaging in the risky behavior, and sometimes they don't. EXAMPLE 1: A Ukrainian citizen choosing to fight Russians because he wants to protect his family and his country is a person engaging in risky behavior with good reasons. I want this person to live and triumph, but if he dies, I will mourn his death. EXAMPLE 2: A rich person who goes on a submarine sightseeing tour to the bottom of the Atlantic is a person engaging in risky behavior without good reasons. I don't want him to die, but if he does, I am not going to waste much emotional energy caring.

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 Před rokem +5

      Something to tell the grandkids about.
      "How did gramps die?"
      "Well, have I got a story for you..."

    • @lettersnstuff
      @lettersnstuff Před rokem +4

      what is the minimum acceptable altitude, or minimum acceptable depth at which if someone dies, you just say “pff, dumbass, shouldn’t have been there anyway” and move on with your life? like, at what point are you 100% allowed to just not give a fuck. or do you think it’s a function of money spent, relative to depth or height achieved?

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 Před rokem +1

      ​@@lettersnstuff What throws it off either way is that forbidden island where people keep getting stone aged killed because they want to teach that tribe about Jesus.
      Also, if you paid to be on a SpaceX rocket you'll probably die on the launch pad which is basically at sea level. So...
      (expense + distance from sea level)*how funny = number of fucks required before you can give one

    • @90sStarterJacket
      @90sStarterJacket Před rokem +1

      Dulce et decorum est Pro Blackrock mori

  • @ozymandias___868
    @ozymandias___868 Před rokem +15

    Implosion now that reminds me of that national tragedy

    • @zyguit
      @zyguit Před rokem +1

      Like 9/11 Airlines yea

    • @Dirt-McGerk
      @Dirt-McGerk Před rokem +1

      I walked through the bloodied streets of manhattan looking for my brother. Turns out he was in northern Canada

    • @zyguit
      @zyguit Před rokem

      That Bin Laden was a real jerk

  • @sheriffliberty9302
    @sheriffliberty9302 Před rokem +12

    Michael McFaul literally used the Osama bin Laden reasoning on Russian people for the Russia-Ukraine war. Just horrific

  • @braidena1633
    @braidena1633 Před rokem +30

    "It's a distraction!" Nah ppl are just fascinated about something that's never happened before: humans pressed into jam, boiled at the sun's temperature, and finishing by blowing red mist all over the place, leaving absolutely nothing to recover.**
    And I'm supposed to care about Hunter's taxes? Boring asf
    **edit: i guess they found something resembling human remains. Point still stands tho

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Před rokem +7

      The only mist Hunter fucks with is Irish Mist, ayo

    • @braidena1633
      @braidena1633 Před rokem +4

      ​@@BigHomieGayAss1917i don't drink so I thought that was kind of sex act

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido Před rokem +7

      I finish by blowing white mist all over the place

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 Před rokem +6

      I was hoping for orcas to appear in the third act but we got nothing.
      "It appears the rescue vessel has been taken out by a pod of killer whales with antifa flags."

    • @Riskofdisconnect
      @Riskofdisconnect Před rokem +3

      @@PittsburghSonido You might wanna get that checked out.

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm
    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm Před rokem +11

    The Flesh Light implosion

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo Před rokem +17

    This is what happens when you get in the pod

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead Před 26 dny +4

    I miss Matt

    • @backissue
      @backissue Před 9 dny +1

      I think about him all the time, man.

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 Před rokem +3

    So I guess the new billionaire funded Superman is "Man of Expired Carbon Fibre"

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY Před rokem +4

    Pimplosion

  • @Peekul1
    @Peekul1 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Great Futurama clip!

  • @reddeserted13
    @reddeserted13 Před rokem +7

    Nearer my God to Thee - Ted Turner's TBS nuclear sign off song

  • @sebastianhama5624
    @sebastianhama5624 Před 3 měsíci +1

    empathy is stupid

    • @majikss
      @majikss Před 20 dny

      cringe

    • @stevenmedge3479
      @stevenmedge3479 Před 17 dny

      @@majikss That guy has been owned because you called his position cringe

    • @majikss
      @majikss Před 17 dny

      @@stevenmedge3479 you're even worse

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Před rokem +10

    God, Felix is so unfunny