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Episode 752 - Guy Stuff (7/24/23)
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We’re talking normal guy stuff today, from embracing bronze age masculinity from a certain Pervert, to new perversions from a certain modern masculinity advocate. Also on the docket: Israel loses the Times editorial board, and Matt & Felix are held accountable for their deep state ties and banana crimes.
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I used to work on Nauru at their immigration centre. They import almost 100% of their food, have no water, one high school, and are already planning a national evacuation to Australia in the next 50 years. The people, especially the children, are anxious and angry. There have been a lot of preachers, priests, aid workers and capitalists that have come through, exploited the natural environment, and then left again - and now climate change will claim what's left.
Nauru's only natural resource was phosphate (literally hardened bird sh*t), and they mined it all pretty quickly. What do you expect them to do? It's never gonna be a tourist destination (not enough flora and fauna), and it lacks the human capital to become a Hong Kong or Singapore. One high school in a country of 12,000 people isn't low, plenty of towns in the US that small that only have one high school.
Where would they grow their food? Is the soil productive in Nauru? Plenty of priests, aid workers, and capitalists have visited literally every country in the world, what's your point?
@@lanceblankenship9995 "Plenty of priests, aid workers, and capitalists have visited literally every country in the world" and look at the state of it.
This is just a friendly reminder to conservatives, and I cannot believe I have to tell them this, that they should speak for themselves when they say everyone has gay thoughts.
Well in my case they aren't wrong, but it's a fair point.
I think the implication is that they have so many gay thoughts, and they repress them so hard, that the gay thoughts are shot out of them and into the brains of everyone else around them. Which, I mean, people like Crowder certainly seem to be _trying_ to do that, by just forcing everyone to have the image of his dick imprinted on their consciousnesses.
It's like they're trying to prove the old conservative trope that being gay is a choice by doing really gay shit in order to turn everyone gay.
Crowder is so deep in the closet he’s gone past narnia and is now exploring parts of the wardrobe heretofore unknown. He’s basically the Magellan of that universe
It's incredible hes passed all the way through narnia and hes just staring at the wood in the back of the wardrobe... Even the witch is popping up as an npc like there's nothing here you need to go back
Inverse Magellan
"the crowder zone" like the midnight zone of the depths of suppressed sexual expression
I'm gay
Bisexual prince Caspian
Right wing twitter / X: Minorities and women above the age of 17 should not exist.
Left wing twitter / X: Is it problematic to eat bananas?
We love our guys don't we folks? Great big large sons folks it's just fantastic.
*BEAUTIFUL*
Crowder is so far in the closet he's finding Christmas presents
Here in Germany "socialism is when no bananas" is one of the most common argument because of our history, so we definitely gotta have bananas in when the GDR is revived.
Considering that most bananas at the time where essentially farmed with slave labor that may have been a good thing
@@Terra_Incognita115that was the whole argument, that those conditions remain the same today
Getting a bunch of bananas and having them fall of the stem by just picking them up makes me think having entire plantations of monoculture banana trees who are all like hapsburg cousins of each other is a bad idea
Bananas are more likely to dissappear from our stores becuse of extinction due to some sort of blight than a social revolutin
For these homosexual trad guys lamenting the fact that not as many men get to die in glorious combat, a question. Do they think that if/when they go to war and kill an enemy, they are granting that enemy his own masculine ideal of a glorious death? Or does their imagination not extend that far?
So much romanticism about dying a glorious death for your friends, for your nation, for an ideal. Not much romanticism about killing for it. (Maybe not yet?)
If literature is anything to go off of, the romanticization of the battlefield ends the moment you step on one
Yep you can tell who is a fancy pants wuss just by the glorication of battle. People have know this since the bronze literally
they do, its basically why they try to paint all Muslims as wahabbists as theyre the only ones in the islamic diaspora dumb enough to basically think the same thing.
The gay as af/Tradcath build needs to be patched
when he said majority of men I did not expect 97%
The Bretbug is *back* baby!
Bedbug 🛌
I always think/hope I'm going to like bananas more than I do.
did Matt really make a videogame reference? it’s over, he’s been replaced by a clone
I mean, Christman has always been 8-bit.
His wife is a bad influence on him
Someone ask him his opinion on blood effects in movies
I swear he made an Assassin’s Creed reference a bit ago
It's a myself marinaro
The Bronze Age was noteworthy for the prevalence of cast bronze (go figure) so the belief that these were a people who inherently chaffed at conformity is kinda hilarious… the Bronze Age saw probably the most globalized highly industrialized societies in existence until the 19th century.
you expect these people to know history aside from memes?
Repressed gay guys got that dawg in 'em. Imperial Great Britain, Dwight D Eisenhower ( probably all U.S. army generals/upper echelon in WWII), John Calvin, etc.
What happens in the barracks stays in the barracks.
The leftists who rail on this show for not taking the most edgelord, anti-social takes reminds of what Brace said when they discussed Gazi Kodo getting arrested: first, try to be NORMAL.
If those are the kind of people who are supposed to carry out the revolution of the proletariat, we should all just prepare for the impending neo-Francoist backlash.
Ok Dad.
@@joshuamarx8209 is this the part where I'm supposed to care?
Twitter is a land where "banana republics are bad" can be twisted into "the left wants to take away your banana" and people will double-down and say "yes, you should stop eating bananas now actually"
I never expected a webcomic about the skeletal koopas from Super Mario would be so politically charged.
The banana discourse on Tumblr seems like it was better than on Twitter. Posts about imperialism and the construction of banana republics still got replies like "so you want food to be expensive, you want poor people to starve :/" but at least it was more about if the country *supplying* the bananas had a revolution, which is far more likely.
Plantains? Shit, without Bananas, plantains would be nowhere. Plantains have been riding high on the shoulders of bananas since the word go.
Plantains are just a type of banana
@@condor237 and without the regular bananas around, no one would have ever heard of em. Thars the joke.
Get this man a fried plantain
on god never step foot in jamaica the mums are gonna get shooters on you
Mr. President we cannot allow a hard truth gap
Crowder a small business tyrant, no you don’t say?
He was running a free dick pic with a side of pancakes small business
They should just buy Wyoming.
Go nuts...
Buy 1,000 square miles and build your own utopia.
Didn't they try that with "Gault's Gulch" or whatever they called it?
@@feydrautha012 Yes. The one I heard about was basically a real estate scam somewhere in South America.
The problem with Libertarian utopia is that everyone expects someone else to do all the actual work!
@@stephendaley266yeah all that shit line bandying about against Communism in the West was all comical projection, duh
The majority of men are homosexual lol
The BAP-Rod Dreher Thought
“Dollar For a Kill” is a great title
laudanum with Crawdanum
A bunch of Crowder employees not reporting sexual harassment should be eye-opening for them, huh?
Sounds gay
*Sphincter opening
An interesting game, the only winning move is to annex a neighbouring country.
Did I hear Lament for Enkidu by Peter Pringle ?
WHO ELSE
I guess us Chapo fans can’t trust uncle Felix around a banana
Waldau was in a movie Called
"God Is A Bullet"
Kind of q baller title
Why does he do these terrible movies?
@@Garrett1240The Danes had their shame gene carved out of their frontal lobe by Loki, the father of B movies and god of calling people gay
Chapo phoning it in
“Alright, pigs…”
Nauru is an Australian immigration detention centre. Probably just trying to buy off the Aust. Govt for some perks or just wants to buy a jail.
There’s an immigration detention centre on Nauru but Australia doesn’t own the land it’s on. Nauru is an independent country
@@nykcarnsew2238 an independent country hahaha. Thanks for the wiki take.
@@nykcarnsew2238aren’t they managed jointly by Aus and NZ?
great transition using the epic of gilgamesh
Not since Caleb have I heard of such heinous treat crimes.
What are these guys talking about? Bananas in tail pipes (hey-o)? But really you put potatoes in tail pipes. Out of touch with the working class tail pipe busters.
Irish cops will just eat them
😂 I huuuúV7😅😊😊
I be putting my potatoes in er tailpipe and popping em out shouting "Boo Yah"
7-24-23 The day the Banana Split broke Chapo.
I should think a zucchini in the tail pipe would be just as effective.
Felix should write movies, he comes up with bangers just by riffing
Mom and Murray are straight out of chapterhouse
Oh my God bananas give me a throat scratch too, can def be allergic too.
Lol. I’m ginger saddam and I don’t let my boys have nanners at the candy palace!
We need a solution to the BQ
The Barbie Question?
@@deathmagneto-soy banana question
"alleged" was removed from the article
The worst thing about Ted K ...
were the bombs. Other than that he could be a totally likeable guy.
Could transition have saved her
he b'd the wrong people
thats WHY I like him
30:50 haha
Seems to an hour of silence
we just gonna sit back and let Matt say lingenberger basket instead of longaberger basket
Tony Scott's Domino
Greetings from Canada! 🙂
Please bring hip propaganda and perform.
love, cc
Was that Sumerian singing at 39:05?
CZcams channel Peter Pringle singing Lament for Enkidu in Ancient Sumerian
7:02 who would have guessed that a group of obscenely rich western financiers that believe themselves alone to know what is best for the planet are already considering taking over an island nation?
Should’ve done a show in Vancouver too
5:51 matt how are you eating the banana
What, you don’t eat the peel?
First story is some Vault-Tec shit
200k views still seems decent. Although compared to millions definitely a decline.
The first part there, was my takeaway.
Number go down, sure.
But for whatever the fuck Rumble is (apparently around since 2013).. that indicates to me, something more like, “wow. He actually got a lot of fucking people to use a different platform”
Ehh 🙃
@@KarmaPaym3ntPlan I'll just say this, despite having a high number of views on Rumble he has suspiciously low engagement numbers
More like bumble
people named coster:
I'm thinking Oryx and Crake mashed up with Seveneves, only with the The Three Stooges.
Nukulus
love when people have no idea how to use over under and say it anyway
Did they all take tongue-fattening pills for this? Sounds weird.
No 1
Gay stuff Mr.Chapo at this hour. 😏
It's a level of gayness that we normally wouldn't tolerate in peacetime.
Gays tough! Are you tuff enuff?
the nuclear bomb thing was a YIMB joke that he forgot he was making 10 seconds later? woof, Will just throwing up bricks episode after episode.
But the joke was clearly that nukes were bad? And his earlier statement was about nukes being bad… it’s not a contradiction or anything?
@@NameAvailablePeople love to chirp some bullshit for no reason lol
funny they actually avoid the whole Pritzker-Biederman connection to Democrat politics and dirty money - even after bringing it up?
So, just deflecting so their audience can laugh off something that would otherwise hang over them with a creepy silence
Has a communist ever been honest?
I'm trying to ask this in the least facetious way possible, but can you please point me to something specific and concrete about this connection? It's not easily keyword searched for obvious reasons. I understand Felix's brother works in some kind of NGO capacity. I don't know what their parents do or did. Are there articles anywhere about the Pritzker-Biederman connection?
For me to care about this you’d have to convince me Felix is actually useful toward whatever he’s being accused of.
£32,000 weekly profits our lord Jesus have lifted me up.
You’ve just made my day guys
I've lost so much trying to invest money on my own How do I reach her
Please I'm new at this, how can she be contacted
*Ok thanks I just left her a message hope she replies
Clueless about Russia as usual
Russia doesn't even know what is going on with the war you goodamn twit!!!
@@joshuamarx8209 I don’t know what you’re talking about or what your point is. War is of course complicated and lots of things happen, many factors, but now it’s totally obvious to everybody except for the really dedicated morons that Russia is winning, not just against Ukraine but against the entire Western hegemonic world order, in cooperation with China and other countries.
The Bananish Question
Why so much focus on what ultra-conservatives like Crowder or Shapiro say? Leave that to crappy shows like The Majority Report.
There's a huge group of people out there who are neither leftists nor Crowder fans (we're called centrists), and this stuff just makes us roll our eyes. It's all performative outrage.
Tackle thorny issues, like why the correlation between spending and educational outcomes is so weak, or why the Japanese have such a long life expectancy despite high smoking rates and 10 percent of the population not being enrolled in their healthcare system (same percentage as Americans who don't have healthcare coverage), or why poor Asian-American kids outscore wealthy black kids on the SAT, or how Singapore got so rich despite it being a tiny rock in the ocean with no natural resources and being colonized for far longer than any place in Africa, or why homicide rates are so low in Vietnam and Malaysia despite much higher rates of poverty than the south side of Chicago, or why drug wars are immoral except when the Chinese try to ban opium in the 19th century, or why modern day leftists all seem to study cognitively undemanding fields at university like social work (avg SAT score 940), cultural anthropology, and American studies, or why homeless drug addicts can't find friends or family members to take them in (it's almost as if they've burned all bridges), or why upper class people claim to be bi or trans at much higher rates than working class people (over a quarter of Ivy League students identify as LGBT now), or why young leftists tend to be ugly with weird-looking faces and oddly-shaped bodies (root of their bitterness?)
Why don't you tackle the thorny issue of your own mental state to be posting this essay in the middle of the night on the Chapo CZcams page
Hahaha “I’m a centrist” and followed by basically the Unabomber/Brevik manifesto.
@@jamesjustice21 Essay?
Literally took me about 180 seconds to type that out.
@@ItsOgre Asking questions leftists don't have easy answers for is "extremist" now.
@@lanceblankenship9995how do you say you’re in a manic phase without saying you’re in a manic phase?