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  • @nestoripuolakka1166
    @nestoripuolakka1166 Před rokem +5647

    Honestly after every episode i become more worried of being a part of this viewer base.

  • @EuracholII
    @EuracholII Před rokem +8475

    Noel should actually have Alex send in a submission and see if he can find which one he sent in.

  • @TeaUnicorn
    @TeaUnicorn Před rokem +850

    the roommate who got pissed abt her roomie sleeping with the guy who was staying there... girl i think she just has feelings for you. i think maybe thats why she keeps sleeping with you girl. cmon now sapphics lets put two and two together

    • @m3g_h4n
      @m3g_h4n Před rokem +189

      I immediately thought that too, idky she thought it was about the boy
      Like no girl! Its about YOU!

    • @dawnriddler
      @dawnriddler Před rokem +67

      Yea def agree with this, she was jealous of her, not him.

    • @bladdyboi2962
      @bladdyboi2962 Před rokem +80

      Insert "and they were roommates!" clip

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Před rokem +66

      fr that was such a bomb that she decided to drop in the last sentence.

    • @DigitalHeliumJumper
      @DigitalHeliumJumper Před rokem +46

      well she thinks she need therapy just because she made out with someone, so it's obvious she can't put two and two together.

  • @misslawless6021
    @misslawless6021 Před rokem +2787

    Honestly, I'm jealous of the couple who shaved each other's chocolate starfish. I don't know if thats top tier kind of love or if I actually need therapy

    • @Hailey-bz2ym
      @Hailey-bz2ym Před rokem +38

      Yes

    • @russellfisher1303
      @russellfisher1303 Před rokem +244

      Everyone should get therapy just to be safe. 😊

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 Před rokem +202

      Top tier love. That shit gets expensive to pay people to wax the private bits

    • @a13m34
      @a13m34 Před rokem +6

      It do be like that sometimes bro keep your head up and everything will be alright

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Před rokem +88

      @@russellfisher1303 did a therapist pay you to say this

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Před rokem +2442

    Alternate video title: Dr. Noel Casually Flexes His Wedding Ring on His Lonely Fans.

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 Před rokem +73

      Man, you know what he really needs? A fake Rolex.

    • @nobodyfour1686
      @nobodyfour1686 Před rokem +8

      ik it's jokes but it's not rlly healthy to b that jealous

    • @jasminematos207
      @jasminematos207 Před rokem +3

      right?? love it for him though he looks good in it

    • @ALOUD
      @ALOUD Před rokem +28

      Reddit should change it's name to LonelyFans

    • @srdn1616
      @srdn1616 Před rokem +4

      @@ALOUD woah

  • @stinkyfarter420
    @stinkyfarter420 Před rokem +365

    Cody and Noel Do: Shaving each others' chocolate starfish

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck Před rokem +4

      That’s gonna take some bribing from Mr. Beast first

  • @riceisnice
    @riceisnice Před rokem +565

    i keep forgetting that i shouldn’t eat when i watch noel’s videos

    • @redsox15harmon
      @redsox15harmon Před rokem +17

      i keep forgetting i SHOULD be eating when i watch noel’s videos

    • @gecek5402
      @gecek5402 Před rokem +19

      I fast before he uploads

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck Před rokem

      That is actually a cardinal rule I always make it appoint to remember.

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 Před rokem +1210

    Used to work at a grocery store and we had this regular unhoused man who was writing his memoirs and when he finally self-published them he gave each member of the staff a copy.
    thanks king 🥰

    • @Timman57
      @Timman57 Před rokem +102

      Did you just call a homeless guy, "unhoused?" I like it.

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 Před rokem +152

      @@Timman57 yeah, honestly I love it too, it’s nice because home is where you make it and a house is a building you live in, so it’s much more socially aware to say unhoused since it considers that houseless people have friends and lives with those around them, it’s just the building they don’t have !

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 Před rokem +6

      what's the book called?

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 Před rokem +45

      ​​@@googoogaga7986 Yeah idk man, a ton of those people are missing way more than just the building. I am not judging, but mental health issues and addiction are very common amongst those who live in that way. There are a small few who are simply "unhoused" to be completely fair. It feels much more as though the rest of society has become uncomfortable with the word "homeless", and less so that society is working towards a solution to the fact that people are living on the street.

    • @j.vazquez8966
      @j.vazquez8966 Před rokem +6

      Where's the book for ppl trying to read

  • @ksharpe9170
    @ksharpe9170 Před rokem +326

    Noel actually giving out solid advice to the guy with the doctorate gf really caught me by surprise

  • @JoshuaHenelyThornhill
    @JoshuaHenelyThornhill Před rokem +407

    The level of intimacy necessary to shave each other chocolate starfish is actually crazy.

    • @DigitalHeliumJumper
      @DigitalHeliumJumper Před rokem +31

      it's not, most people just never reach that level cause they can't stay in a relationship long enough

    • @JoshuaHenelyThornhill
      @JoshuaHenelyThornhill Před rokem +3

      @@DigitalHeliumJumper facts

    • @rosekerr3988
      @rosekerr3988 Před rokem +15

      i crave that level of intimacy

    • @InertGamer
      @InertGamer Před rokem +8

      @@DigitalHeliumJumper gotten to that point, gotta say do miss that level of intimacy sadll never get to that type of level again

    • @heinzbeans1827
      @heinzbeans1827 Před rokem +9

      ​@@InertGamer Definitely not if you keep that defeatist attitude. Gotta have hope

  • @billybubone
    @billybubone Před rokem +67

    I think it’s often a misconception that someone who doesn’t reach out a lot, doesn’t care or find you to be highly valuable. Especially in cases of intense studying or work, there just isn’t enough time in a day, moreover, energy. Now, if they do suddenly have free time and choose to spend it on you, then that should be the real tell-tale sigh that you are a priority and loved.

    • @alynsak
      @alynsak Před 11 měsíci +9

      I agree, yet it can be detrimental to a relationship when the person who is too busy can't reach out for even a few minutes. At that point it becomes hard for the other to not feel invisible. Yes people are busy, but people can still make a little window of time for someone that they are committed to. Otherwise it's hard to have a connection when there is no conversation at all.

    • @fionagallagherapologist5968
      @fionagallagherapologist5968 Před 3 dny

      definitely, i think he should communicate that he feels unwanted to her and if she cares about him, she will start reaching out more

  • @TommyGrisselFilms
    @TommyGrisselFilms Před rokem +499

    This era of Noel has been my favorite so far

  • @ari1758
    @ari1758 Před rokem +178

    i love how eliot felt the need to say is full name along with his story. like, yes, that was crucial information 😭

  • @abby-hx3zh
    @abby-hx3zh Před rokem +732

    Just when I thought I was crawling out of my despair, Noel always knows how to pull me right back in. Thank you! 😄

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Před rokem +21

      this and the "hard to watch" videos are the only thing keeping me in crippling depression 😊

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před rokem

      @@lrizzard 🥰

  • @janettheclown
    @janettheclown Před rokem +524

    i think these videos just make me scared of noel’s audience

  • @user-kz3sb1ns9z
    @user-kz3sb1ns9z Před rokem +95

    The people that were like um should I get real therapy and then Noel getting genuinely upset 😂😂 I’m losing it

  • @ErikPelyukhno
    @ErikPelyukhno Před rokem +369

    I like in the first second of the video because of PTSD from Noel’s stare a year ago 😂

    • @Huckle15
      @Huckle15 Před rokem +31

      He classically conditioned us lol

    • @shm0n3y
      @shm0n3y Před rokem +6

      if you don't he will know...

  • @ChageeyaSarang
    @ChageeyaSarang Před rokem +99

    To the one dating that person doing her doctorate degree, it's hard to love but I don't think she doesn't appreciate you, but I also agree with Noel about moving on. If you can't handle it, it's fine, maybe that lifestyle isn't for you.

    • @kaeki8175
      @kaeki8175 Před rokem +8

      Doctorate doesn't mean medical right? I think hes saying shes doing a phd

    • @ChageeyaSarang
      @ChageeyaSarang Před rokem +5

      ​@@kaeki8175 oh, gee. You're right. I heard doctor's degree when I first watched it.

  • @sydneythompson8017
    @sydneythompson8017 Před rokem +471

    I’m not joking at all “master manipulator” might actually be my ex. Dead ass. Wtf. That lined up too fucking well. 💀

    • @jbomb7867
      @jbomb7867 Před rokem +18

      Did you call him that?

    • @beez3620
      @beez3620 Před rokem +195

      you gave him a cool x-men nickname, you should have called him mundane manipulator

    • @Jocelyn12700
      @Jocelyn12700 Před rokem +85

      lowkey envy you bc I would love to have noel absolutely toast my piece of shit ex

    • @Tubepoacher
      @Tubepoacher Před rokem +3

      Probably the only girl ever to have called her ex that frfr

    • @WallyCrew
      @WallyCrew Před rokem +1

      I'm not :)

  • @prenimystic
    @prenimystic Před rokem +25

    *"you took my little rescue dog and defiled him."* 💀

  • @wonwookisses
    @wonwookisses Před rokem +147

    master manipulator one was so unbelievably cringe i couldn't believe someone willingly wrote that 😭

  • @GettinDiamonds
    @GettinDiamonds Před rokem +45

    the third story had me crying😭it sounded like a story a middle schooler made up to tell his friends.

  • @adamk7406
    @adamk7406 Před rokem +288

    I would honestly watch a roughly 40 minute segment of this shit, that’s how much I could bare 😂

    • @DigitalHeliumJumper
      @DigitalHeliumJumper Před rokem +1

      he's already made multiple videos of this series, they are over 40 minutes combined

    • @adamk7406
      @adamk7406 Před rokem

      @@DigitalHeliumJumper I meant 40 minutes of one continuous episode

    • @DigitalHeliumJumper
      @DigitalHeliumJumper Před rokem +1

      @@adamk7406 then don't watch the next one and wait until the next one after that comes out. then you can watch 2 episodes right after each other and it'll be just like watching 1 longer one.

    • @adamk7406
      @adamk7406 Před rokem

      @@DigitalHeliumJumper Screw it, make it 3 !

  • @angomango
    @angomango Před rokem +30

    just saw noel live in boston, the difference between noel on screen compared to live is crazy 😭

    • @digikaa
      @digikaa Před rokem +17

      can we get a compare and contrast statement?

    • @angomango
      @angomango Před rokem +11

      @@digikaa basically censored to uncensored 😭

    • @Alex-rw9bd
      @Alex-rw9bd Před rokem

      Just saw the mf in Orlando, this is so true lmaoo

  • @adambaird8352
    @adambaird8352 Před rokem +48

    These videos are making me never want another relationship again, thanks Noel!

  • @bladdyboi2962
    @bladdyboi2962 Před rokem +17

    I love how in the first one you can watch the guy slowly start to realize he has a dommy mommy kink

  • @Simonrosseel
    @Simonrosseel Před rokem +13

    'My dad left before I was born and I told myself I would never by like him' god damn dude, bless this guy

  • @zenraloc
    @zenraloc Před rokem +74

    How's that last guy gonna believe his ex after she tried to fool him with a google stock photo and use his troubled child hood against him. I'd have the girl prove it with a DNA test which ofcourse can only be done after she has a kid. Call her bluff out real quick

  • @oliviakparker
    @oliviakparker Před rokem +59

    The quality of Noel’s videos are absolutely incredible.

  • @sunny100294
    @sunny100294 Před rokem +87

    Damn the story with the one sided relationship is what I’m experiencing right now. It hurts but Idk if I’m ready to let go 🙈

    • @Daniel-boy737
      @Daniel-boy737 Před rokem +42

      Do it, it’s worth it. Sucks at first but then u have the chance to find someone who actually values u.

    • @jillian3606
      @jillian3606 Před rokem +28

      @@Daniel-boy737 quality advice from danny devito

    • @dopaminator9452
      @dopaminator9452 Před rokem +3

      I'm in a similar relationship, we both agree texting is quite boring and distracting. So we text maybe once a day. I would talk to him/her and ask what is up. Maybe he/she just doesn't like texting or something.

    • @jasminematos207
      @jasminematos207 Před rokem +3

      i get that it sucks and it’ll hurt for a while but you know what you gotta do dude.

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 Před rokem +21

      dont reach out. Give it a week. If they dont even attempt to hit you back you know they aint trying.

  • @lia.lia.lia.
    @lia.lia.lia. Před rokem +13

    start to finish this video had me in shambles i cannot wait to see this man be an absolute menace on stage for over an hour straight this weekend

  • @listenboi
    @listenboi Před rokem +26

    11:04 that’s genuinely so funny

  • @lukem5604
    @lukem5604 Před rokem +113

    this was fuckin horrible at every turn thank you!

  • @gageoutkast4030
    @gageoutkast4030 Před rokem +23

    I love my favorite rapper Unhoused Johnson!!!

  • @Kxrben
    @Kxrben Před rokem +27

    What's surprising, is that this guy is still willing to mess around, after her referring to him as a "Hobo"......'You have a hard time at 20 finding a place, because ya know, youre 20, and have to save first, last and deposit, and make 3x rent to afford a place? alright.... hobo!'

  • @JanieNewton
    @JanieNewton Před rokem +52

    Yeeeeeeeees more videos! I absolutely love when Aleena pops in 😊
    Thanks for uploading! 🎉

  • @dartyhernandez6497
    @dartyhernandez6497 Před rokem +16

    name a fan base that both lies more and has a more demented imagination than Noel Millers’ fan base

  • @raccoon.pies.
    @raccoon.pies. Před rokem +12

    I love how the most common therapy question is should I get real therapy?

  • @bradyknight5791
    @bradyknight5791 Před rokem +19

    I be hittin that from the back like, make me feel better

  • @okayokayokay111
    @okayokayokay111 Před rokem +7

    saw noel live in NYC- worth every penny. such a funny show, my friends and i were star stuck.

  • @princess-ko8go
    @princess-ko8go Před rokem +19

    $5 therapy is the best & this ep was so funny

  • @kellymaganini9228
    @kellymaganini9228 Před 6 měsíci +1

    i love that, when the letter was addressed to alex, noel just completely ignored it

  • @footballgirl263
    @footballgirl263 Před rokem +24

    I'm a woman and I need that kind of comfortability in relationships. he can hmu lmao

  • @gabimaza780
    @gabimaza780 Před rokem +11

    “And the Ukrainian boy” why was that so wholesome?😅

  • @cheapshotfishing9239
    @cheapshotfishing9239 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This was actually the most fire rap noel ever did

  • @ratata-rich
    @ratata-rich Před rokem +11

    only an introspective man can come up with a rap like that

  • @theyfeeltheboy
    @theyfeeltheboy Před rokem +466

    wanting to feel accepted by noel makes people call someone who's been kicked out a hobo and be a dick to people for no reason, this series might be enabling

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před rokem

      I mean if you’re homeless you are a hobo. coming from a previous street rat 👍🏻 (who was kicked out)

    • @theyfeeltheboy
      @theyfeeltheboy Před rokem +176

      i was breaking my fast when i wrote this i don't remember this video nor why i made this viewpoint lol shit crazy

    • @pixi-ew5wf
      @pixi-ew5wf Před rokem +18

      fair enough

    • @laurenp2149
      @laurenp2149 Před rokem +54

      Happy Ramadan!

    • @theyfeeltheboy
      @theyfeeltheboy Před rokem +1

      @@laurenp2149 💞

  • @user-zy3cg6nn3u
    @user-zy3cg6nn3u Před rokem +7

    That start ain't had no business being that fire

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 Před rokem +20

    Noel's worth more than 5$, he's worth like $5.25 at most

  • @brandonshoots_
    @brandonshoots_ Před rokem +4

    Noel just starting off with a genius rap parody 😂

  • @MD-zm6sn
    @MD-zm6sn Před rokem +11

    I was still slaying it out there when I was homeless.

  • @ediferfvck
    @ediferfvck Před rokem +63

    I love the roast of the animated pfp guy, you know he's hurt

  • @introvertedextrovert1913

    Love these videos Keep em coming !

  • @mariamfahim1766
    @mariamfahim1766 Před rokem

    YESSSSAG ANOTHER VIDEO I WAS REWATCHING ALL URS JUST NOW

  • @obamawasthere8640
    @obamawasthere8640 Před rokem +7

    Noel the one about the girl getting her doctorate I relate to heavily and your advice helps, thanks

  • @christianluongo3306
    @christianluongo3306 Před rokem +2

    Just saw you in boston and my god you did not disappoint, i hope to see another show soon but keep it up noel we love you

  • @Harrypotatis
    @Harrypotatis Před rokem +2

    This one was one of the funniest videos you’ve made in a long time!

  • @sakuraqueen1734
    @sakuraqueen1734 Před rokem +56

    Ngl the butt crack shaving guy and girl is kinda nice. As a need not a kink though, b/c I've cut myself and missed spots many times tryna do it myself. 🤦🏽‍♀️ I hope my future husband is willing to help shave and wax 🤣 (I have PCOS so it's a pain 😭)

    • @ryd8493
      @ryd8493 Před měsícem +1

      use nair or a trimmer

    • @sakuraqueen1734
      @sakuraqueen1734 Před měsícem

      @@ryd8493 I've tried those too, I've knocked myself with a trimmer every time too 😂💀

  • @NosleepNogains
    @NosleepNogains Před rokem +1

    Watching this while finishing my at home exams, you the man, man

  • @Minecraftdude28
    @Minecraftdude28 Před rokem +3

    watching this before going to see him perform tonight 🥳🥳🥳

  • @57utwh0r3
    @57utwh0r3 Před rokem +2

    i love the live studio audience

  • @tyler.harford6479
    @tyler.harford6479 Před rokem

    So excited for the show in Pittsburgh this week

  • @julianwarmink7563
    @julianwarmink7563 Před rokem

    This vid is pure gold

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 Před rokem +14

    Can’t even call girlie a home wrecker bc bro didn’t have a home to wreck

  • @arijanj
    @arijanj Před rokem +1

    that angular bit was so good

  • @_slippery_51
    @_slippery_51 Před rokem +146

    If you’re new here, this is a welcoming community based on helping people in a variety of circumstances. It’s a safe space, so please drop all of your problems down below.

    • @user-bx8sj6qm3w
      @user-bx8sj6qm3w Před rokem +39

      I had too much food and I shat a hot painful shit and now my asshole hurts and mom won't let me buy probiotic bacteria to fix my digestive system 😢😢😢😢

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Před rokem +13

      my mom left my dad and married the most horrible person possible and now i dont feel safe in my home and often consider sewer side 😢

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky Před rokem +1

      ​@@user-bx8sj6qm3w
      I think you win.
      There can be no problem bigger than yours, so the rest might as well stop trying. Here: 🥇🏆

    • @brother_of_bruh
      @brother_of_bruh Před rokem +7

      I was sexually abused by my therapist ✌️

    • @meggoeggo4444
      @meggoeggo4444 Před rokem

      @@user-bx8sj6qm3wyogurt!!!

  • @kirstenmcculloch3008
    @kirstenmcculloch3008 Před rokem

    this is an amazing series allena + noel 4ever

  • @samworrall6789
    @samworrall6789 Před rokem

    My favourite one so far hahaha. Crying laughing😂

  • @joshuasellers4473
    @joshuasellers4473 Před rokem +1

    Noel’s outro is such a good song to smoke a bowl to

  • @jhendyy
    @jhendyy Před rokem +5

    That intro rap got me LMAO

  • @qweenwzrrd
    @qweenwzrrd Před rokem +3

    Aleena looked so beautiful I nearly fainted.

  • @rimvydasdemenius1984
    @rimvydasdemenius1984 Před rokem

    This concept rocks 🪨 🎸 🙌🏻

  • @miles_quartz
    @miles_quartz Před rokem +22

    to the first person- if you genuinely do have some sort of degradation kink, that's totally fine! not all kinks/sexual fantasies have some sort of psychological root from childhood, it's just okay to be interested in whatever you're interested in, as long as everything is consensual and agreed upon but all parties involved. :) if your partner is actually doing things that are too rough or that make you uncomfortable, you should tell them up front. :)

  • @shubh1373
    @shubh1373 Před rokem

    1:02 as someone having cold atm i relate to this

  • @ACLKingLeonard
    @ACLKingLeonard Před rokem

    Thx Noel

  • @Daz_killer
    @Daz_killer Před rokem +6

    That title is wild

  • @Chulaemz11
    @Chulaemz11 Před rokem

    Wassup! Happy Sunday. Can’t wait to have a few Pity chuckles 😂

  • @bryantbauer7268
    @bryantbauer7268 Před rokem +1

    Can’t wait to see Noel in PGH 🤩

  • @DMomsFan1
    @DMomsFan1 Před rokem +1

    17 MINS?!? Wow weve been blessed

  • @gracebo6543
    @gracebo6543 Před rokem

    thank u for the cackle

  • @Sai-ns9ky
    @Sai-ns9ky Před rokem +35

    Aleena is the kind of girl that I'm scared of.

  • @alexmueller9837
    @alexmueller9837 Před rokem +7

    i cant wait to see uncle nole, im vibrating with excitement

  • @taliagrace8659
    @taliagrace8659 Před rokem +15

    For these types of things to happen to you is one thing, but to type out the entire story for Noel to read and judge online? You’ve gotta be the most open book ever to submit these 😅

  • @-noodles-4177
    @-noodles-4177 Před rokem

    thanks for another video

  • @JasmineValentine
    @JasmineValentine Před rokem

    this triggered my fight or flight

  • @samrivv1709
    @samrivv1709 Před rokem

    I went to the New Haven show last night! Absolutely hilarious from start to end.

  • @ilya8132
    @ilya8132 Před rokem +5

    Noel secretly submitted the chocolate starfish email to see if wifey would be down. Poor, self-repressed man.

  • @tydumeproductions
    @tydumeproductions Před rokem

    Just want to say the live show was great this weekend!

  • @olive-yello
    @olive-yello Před rokem +5

    "This is real therapy!" **Gives the worst advice possible**

  • @Gettingther
    @Gettingther Před rokem

    yo, Great show in new haven last night!

  • @tenner1660
    @tenner1660 Před rokem +2

    opened the vid with a whole Earl Sweatshirt song

  • @setinsand3792
    @setinsand3792 Před rokem

    That freestyle was fire

  • @reinerca
    @reinerca Před rokem

    The “yadda yadda” took me tf out 🤣

  • @traeadkins9798
    @traeadkins9798 Před rokem

    Cleveland tour was hella funny, first comedy show I’ve ever been to, and may I say, I was crying…

  • @courtneylavere
    @courtneylavere Před rokem

    Noel’s juice wrld impression in the first 40 seconds was spot on 😅

  • @emmacameron3866
    @emmacameron3866 Před rokem

    “Rizz up or move on” I’m going to use that

  • @margie887
    @margie887 Před rokem +3

    I’m impressed Noel knows Temecula lol.

  • @unisexbathroom66
    @unisexbathroom66 Před rokem +1

    Noel sending people to Vancouver Island goddamn

  • @Leilani2828
    @Leilani2828 Před rokem

    2:40
    the giant sully lmaooo wasn't prepared

  • @Big_Pants_
    @Big_Pants_ Před rokem +9

    Feel bad for anyone actually named Eliot wolfert who was dragged into this