$5 Therapist is Back
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This series is unironically good therapy in reminding me that I’m not as bad as some of the fked up people who submit this sht.
X2
what did you guys do for you to actively think this while watching lmaoo
If you genuinely believe this, you need actual therapy.
What the crp, watch your dmn mouth
@@DigitalHeliumJumperwhat
The “how do I tell him it’s not that deep. Sincerely groomed,” combo was INSANE
8899😊😅😮
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ no
i cant tell if you're like constantly slightly drunk or always just teetering on the best nap anyone will ever take or if youre just the chillest dude
he's just happy lmao. emotionally and financially stable
prob stoned lol
@@DigitalHeliumJumper lies, I refuse to believe
@@chucklefarts420 my thought but I think he’s said on the TMG podcast before he doesn’t like to film high
Xanex bro. Dude has a massive Xanex problem LMAO he's been addicted since like 2018?
I dont know if i can trust a therapist who is actively growing a neckbeard
i don't see any beard on the neck, that's just a beard
that;s where the length comes from.
@@foxbuns its the under chin area just before neck people get easily confused
he look good with that facial hair tho
Neckbeard-Noel goes kinda hard ngl
The last girl calling her coworker’s dad decrepit caught me so off guard 😂 what a brutal way to describe someone you’re actively having an affair with
brutally honest
He’s decrepit, but the dick is good?
I like my men,,,,decrepit
despite the description, it says more about her. ew. i KNOW shes chronically on twitter and tiktok with that SINCERLY GROOMED. -
@@AarenYASS I mean you really don't - considering she's part of Noel's audience she was probably just trying to exercise a sense of humour. You're coming off more chronically online here rn considering you're trying so hard to label someone as such.
I'm so sorry but that person being so incredibly angry at their brother for listening to the Backstreet Boys is the funniest shit I've heard all week
Backstreet boys are fkn sick idc
BSB are awesome!
DNA is a banger of an album I don't care what anyone says
For the first time in this entire series I feel like I can pretty justifiably assume that everyone that sent in these stories is under 25
Full brain function loading….82%
yeah, half of these are "young adults", dealing with a minor but common inconvenience, thinking it's therapy worthy lmao.
@@DigitalHeliumJumperobviously fucking not they’re sending it to a comedy channel
@@DigitalHeliumJumper isn’t that what $5 therapy is
You’d be surprised
Noel knows exactly when I’m bored and uploads a new video. Thank you 🙏
Sundays? When you supossed to spend your time with your lovedones? Im sry!
literally it’s so funny, almost EVERY time i got nothing to do
@@m.guthier4286naw family time is multiple times awake. You only spend time with your family once a week? I'm sorry
Noel knows exactly when I have a 6 page essay due tomorrow, and uploads a new video.
Bruh fr. Legit every time I get super high too 😂😂
you can categorize every single one of these submissions under “people who need help regulating their feelings” and might actually need legit therapy lol
smashing somebody in a subaru and then hitting up noel is wild
And yet it summerises Noel's audience so well
Noel is the chaotically wholesome therapist we didnt deserve, but needed
I’ve seen you comment on Oompa videos too. Your name and pfp kinda stand out lmao
Justin Y 2
Glad to see you're showing the messages on screen as you read them, really adds to the believability that they're real!
And adhd brain that tunes out large ramblings 😂
You should do this on twitch or smn and take the $5 dono for some quick on the spot therapy!
It used to be that now it's this
Well edited CZcams videos are so much better than having to sit through a livestream
the amount of people who would “accidentally” doxx themselves for some interaction would be wild but i think it’d be a cool idea.
@@awges maybe to you 🤷🏾♂️
Guys, don’t take his anger management advice outside the US. You’ll crack your skull and die of death
I want that on my obituary.
*Cause of death: he died*
why would you sleep with someone who you’d describe as decrepit 💀
thats what i was thinking
Better than my actual therapist
There's something extremely funny about needing another person's help to form an original idea.
I think their issue is that they're not realizing literally no one is original.
@@nataliee5236the point of research IS novelty. New ideas, new findings. But every project stands on the shoulders of those before it.
Honestly some of these confesions is going to send me back to therapy
Thank you Noel, im soon going to be a licensed psychologist and these videos are helping me become better prepared for the job!
Sponsor Noel wasn’t wearing a different outfit, i was tricked into not skipping the ad
I need a lawyer
Living for Alex’s muffled laughter in the back lol
“This sounds like something you’ll get over” meanwhile this man has been seething for 3 years straight. But yeah it sounds like she was looking for literally any reason break up
You’re actually a fkn genius for making that dude explain why 22 jump street is a bad movie because it’s making him use he’s Brain to think his own thoughts instead of going off what everyone else says about the movie! Good job
i haven't heard someone say "you're going to the slammer" in years and i will now be reintroducing it into my everyday vocabulary
this is my therapy
Get a new therapist because damn 💀
I know this is niche, but I can't help but notice it every time...
$50 Samson mic - kind of like a Wal-Mart type of brand
$70 Mogami cable - one of the best professional mic cables on the market
11:15 girl that's not groomed. when the opportunity was brewing, you were like "omg so quirky. this would be a crazy story to tell people. they would think im so wild"
the amogus girl was very clearly just trying to find an excuse to break up with him and she didnt want to be honest
Katie was not groomed, she would not have described him as “decrepit” it she was, and he would be abusing her if he did groom her. It’s very dangerous to throw out that word improperly, and it’s hugely insulting to those who were legitimately groomed as minors or adults.
Yeah, she only added it there to paint herself as a victim and get any accountability off herself. She's just as bad as him for fucking a married man and of a coworker on top of that.
Also, based username.
bro im sayin. this damn girl is a chronic tiktoker and twitter user for sure. She probably believes that videogames and movies brainwash people into doing bad stuff. watch her blame her own homewrecker actions on a novel. He might be on his way out with old age, but shes already dead to the dating world ☠-
@@AarenYASS a 22 year old has just BEGUN her formal entrance into the dating world, what are you talking about??!
@@AarenYASS you sound like an incel
And honestly in this age of weird ass consevatives using the word "grooming" and "groomer" for literally anything from drag queens, gay people, trans people, to simply acknowledging that minors have sex, straight or queer, and teaching them how to do so safely - big agree. I sincerely hope she wasn't groomed, but as you said, she seems to treat it like a joke.
Bruh I don't think my brain will be able to process Noel with a full-grown beard but I know it's coming...
the among us bit started a 30 minute argument between me and my partner. thanks noel
Noel, I have been to your show last weekend in Berlin and I just wanna thank you for making me laugh more in that short amount of time than I have laughed this whole year so far. It was a great end to an otherwise shitty week. Thank you!
Story 2: Bro, you dodged a bullet. Better Call Nole to sue her for that emotional damage.
Saw man’s live literally ten minutes ago in Copenhagen and here I am again. Great set Noel!
Thanks Noel for uploading this when I’m sick. Makes me feel a whole lot better 👍🏻
The last chick should just get a new job, new man, ghost him, or just be honest and tell him it was fun but it's just not going to work out 😂
The last one pisses me off because she says she was groomed. Shes way over 18. She was not groomed shes just a bad person that wanted to sleep with a married man. Stop downplaying your role in being a bad person. You've ruined a family congratulations. Stop lessening the damage real grooming has on people. Yes, I know it's "not that deep" but idc. You're a bad person so own up to it.
Nah you're right. Don't feel bad for saying the truth. I totally agree with you.
Yup.
no yeah i was thinking the same thing, "sincerely groomed" but youre 22 and you knew what you were doing the whole time. the guys an asshole but youre not a victim, youre just stupid 😭
It was the father that ruined the family tho. I agree that sleeping with people on relationships is morally wrong but even if it take two to tango the responsabilty was on the dude to not be a cheater
@@supersergio7780 they're both responsible
Noel i fast forward through your seekgeek endorsement
noel just says shit that actual therapist want to say
Woke up sick this morning really needed this thanks noel
Thanks for the show on the 25th in Amsterdam! I had a blast!
Never gonna need to go to a therapist because of you. Thanks Nole Llermi !
Therapist Noel *would* show up after all the money spent on Lawyer Noel.
Imagine breaking up with someone because of amongus lmao
Wow, 15 minutes after the show and he got right back to work!
Thank u for posting on Sundays when we’re especially starved for content
That pig sound edit from ear to ear truly got me. I was in a net cafe at that time and I was dumbfounded thinking "they put a pig in here?"
Christmas is* back to save our Sunday one more time.
this series is keepin me on youtube
YES I was in need of a vid rn
Noel looks so good holly fuck I’m bricked up right now
yooo noel i just saw your berlin show and you were hilarious bro, so happy i got to see you
What a real hustler! Just when you think there aren’t anymore ways to hustle, this guy got passive income from his ex!
Lmao during the Backstreet Boys one is funny bc he just said “I kinda like the Backstreet Boys too” in waaay more words than that
Random Noel subscriber: Let the dude listen to Backstreet Boys!
Katie: You're a bad person and a homewrecker. You weren't groomed.
Congrats to Noel for making the best whine mum show
My favorite therapists
Thank fk you’re back Mr Therapist, I’ve been having a bad week.
So basically my friends BM set him up to get AXE’D by her brother cause she was MAD at some petty arguments!
I was fortunate enough to see the brother alone one night while out shopping with the boyz and we jumped his ass and got chased by police. We got home and heard choppers in the sky but we dk if they were after us LMAOOO.
Unfortunately I gotta burn one of my fave custom AF1 (and delete old pics I posted wearing them too 🥲).
To end the shitty story off, me mate and his itchbays of a BM ended up getting bk together. Ffs 🤦🏽♂️
(For clarification - we never originally called the igpays on the BM Bro after the axing cause ol mate thought it was too harsh 🤣🤣)
So what should I do Noel?? I’m too old for this running about (23) I use to run around in the streets a lot while I use to go high school (15-18) but since 19 I slowly started getting into politics and became a full-pledged Leftist. I wanna fully leave these street drama and gang sht and focus on bettering Society for Everyone in the present and future, I’ve been contemplating and thinking about trying to help my boyz get outta that life style and mind set into something better! BUT I’ve also been thinking about forgetting them, moving on and starting anew.
WHAT. SHOULD. I. DO?
Thanks for kicking off me Monday on a good start! 🌟
Much Luv from The Land DownUnda 🇦🇺🤙🏽🔥
Edit ; Here’s a clip of one of my “old group of friends” I use run with in school too. 👀
Link: czcams.com/video/yy3c1wbVHOU/video.html
Aw lame, YT instantly deleted my comment.
But damn dude, totally subconsciously read that in an Aussie accent from the start ahaha, much love from NZ, I think your determination for not only your own self-improvement, but ya boys too, is real solid real admirable.
I don’t have much advice re the BM, but I tried to write in my other comment:
- leftist community groups such as ISO if they’re set up at a uni near you (don’t have to be a student to sit in on meetings), I’ve met some real lovely connections during chats after their lectures/talks, all Marxist based talks and pretty interesting too
- local punx (the ones that aren’t too out of it on tha stuff lol) usually have good connects too, great scene and v progressive and welcoming of everyone
- local FB events for organised action/protests - any cause you’re passionate about be it climate change, 🍁 legalisation, LGBTQ rights….having seen how rowdy counter protestors are getting over there now, I think you would be really valuable to them in both defending a cause and defending your people, if and when it comes to that. Leaders of these groups and organised action can point you in the direction of the work you _really_ wanna do, work with boots that feel made for you
- slowly get your boyz on board with something casual like chill beers & friendlyjordies vids to start, if it sticks, then start talking more serious action and how valuable y’all can be in fighting for a better present and future for the children when you look at how far you’ll go for ya poor homie with the BM 😅 He’s just one man, but together you can start supporting a better society for future men
Best of luck brother, you gots the guts!
this is unhinged 😂
Fr went and listened to "I want it that way" after this video, idc what anyone says its a banger.
My dad made me learn how to fix drywall because of how many times i put my fist through it. Stopped doing that when i hit a stud and shattered my knuckles.
Perfect timing - I just sat down to eat
oh man i’m early, i’ll come back and watch in a week
Medical cannabis guy: easy, step one: smoke some medical cannabis. Step two: creativity.
Thanks for the standup show today champ
Ur a better therapist then most professional therapist's with phd's
It’s 3 am and this is the best thing every
Bro not the one cheating on a co-workers dad and the Co-workers dad saying “I hate my wife and daughter but I’m staying for the dog” … and they you telling on yourself saying the guy is decrepit and you don’t even like him lmao 🤣 🤣….. 🤔🤷🏼♂️ Maybe just ghost all of them and get a new job, that’s my $5 therapy take lol
Wait but why is the advice he give at first actually good that he stats trolling😂😂 2:19
oh hey you're the guy who roasted me and talked about me on youtube lmao. I feel a bit better knowing you bombed at the show you did for my college (yea they let me in lmao)
No matter what, don’t stop growing that beard my guy.
after watching baby reindeer the "sent from my iphone" gave me war flashbacks
Saint noel has let us this gift of a video
Keep this up this shit brightens my day
I love you on the first date is definitely some collage/high school shit
Thank you
Damn noel nice goatee
I love the cast laughing in the background, but I'm so confused why they're so quiet in this video it almost sounds dubbed in ngl.
Bro going crazy with the mid roll ads
Good
love how many licenced professionals and phds and mds u have try giving parenting advice
LOVE you
this man is way 2 fucking funny 😭
Shit dude, my real therapist aint nearly as good
Someone sending me money randomly is a problem I need 😂😂
ur mustache uneven love u
"enjoy" SENT ME
i’m watching this outside with headphones on and thought i pig ran by me fr lmao
1:04 he looked like Andrew tate for a second there, there’s something about the nose idk 😂
Thank fucking god it’s back
getting my $5 therapy live tomorrow
Jimothy, that’s not your friend anymore…financial love-bombing ✅ emotional manipulation ✅ obsessive af ✅
Take it from this girl who was this crazy in her teens (and did a lot of self-improvement since) - best advice is to propose an ultimatum with your foot down, ‘this _is_ it lady: stop the shenanigans, or the friendship is done for good, for real’. If she does something out of line; block. She had her final warning.
Don’t ever let a woman think she has the upper hand by doing this shit - you don’t need her, but sounds like she really needs you. If you let it keep going, she will beat you down until you’re weak/drained/done enough to give her what she wants (a romantic relationship), and you don’t want that Jim! This is how ppl get trapped in abusive relationships with others and get too afraid to be ‘mean’, when ‘being mean’ is trapping someone in a relationship/friendship with boundaries they are uncomfortable with. Better yet, screw all that and block her rn, sounds like she’s put you through enough bud.
Good luck out there, that’ll be 5 dollars. She can pay.
Not waiting for this to get deleted again
i literally searched for a recent video of yours right now just to use your promo code for seat geek lmao
the only backstreet boy’s critique i accept is when it’s used to support the argument that nsync is superior
My fkn ex yelled at me for being a good imposter too bc I was too good at it lmao wtf
Get your tickets to everywhere 🔥🔥🔥
I like the Backstreet Boys 😂
The shockmaster reference is crazy
That one guy watching 22 jump street lmfao
Neckbeard Noel🔥
bro wtf for some reason this morning i was suddenly thinking about 22 jump street with the slam poetry scene then here you are talkin about it on this video