They are definitely superior. This is just their sad way of trying to have control in their life. I have a feeling that no woman or man or whatever gives a shot after that first week of no contract.
There was a guy in my Intro to philosophy class who smelled so bad I had to sit on the complete other side of the room. It was horrid! I have a good nose though and get distracted easily - I couldn’t learn around that stench. I was put into a group with him 2 times and couldn’t take it anymore 😆 I stayed after class and talked to my professor about it. He laughed SO hard when I said it all seriously “I’m sorry to be a pain, but I can’t be paired with him - he smells so bad I actually can’t even learn properly” and he just about died 🤣 but he said he wouldn’t put me with him anymore and everything was fine after that 😆 BUT at home - meh whatever - I get it, showers are annoying sometimes. In a small classroom though….NO!
Wow I knew dolphins were very intelligent but the fact that they kill animals for fun and are addicted to drugs means they are much closer to our level of intelligence than I realized.
i love everyone roasting betterhelp in the comments. they really aren’t a good substitute for seeing a therapist, and they may advertise themselves as a therapy program but they’re almost comically ineffective. keep it real and take care of yourself folks. edit: everyone saying that i’m privileged for having this take is making the assumption that i have access to real therapists myself. i do not. i say what i’m saying from the viewpoint of a former betterhelp user who can say it’s very ineffective. quit being judgmental. the statement has nothing to do with being privileged. it’s saying that betterhelp does not provide a good service for most use cases.
y'all in the comments need to understand that sometimes a bad therapist can set you even father back than you were before you started treatment, or just not actually help at all in which case you're just wasting your money. With a LOT of therapy programs like these the majority of the therapists are basically recent college grads with 0 experience treating people. Plus, they are overloaded with patients and not paid a lot comparatively (hence why the programs are able to be more affordable on the front end) which also lessens the amount of time and effort they can give to individual people.
multi camera sucks ass kinda, makes such chill videos feel colder and too formal, if you get what im saying. It's something you appreciate in a serious documentary, not some laid-back commentary content
My mom was almost drowned by a h0rny male dolphin while she was pregnant with me! She had to kick him in the face multiple times before he let her ankle go.
To be fair it’s not all dolphins, it’s mostly male dolphins. The young males form rpe gangs and hunt down females then hold them down and rpe them, sometimes killing them in the process. Female dolphins when they have babies don’t sleep for like a month after giving birth bc baby dolphins don’t sleep, and it’s not like they got ocean play pens. The females seem to have it rough while the males are out fcking around getting high off puffer fish & gang rping unsuspecting females. So let’s keep the dolphin slander for the male dolphins. But yo ducks and just as fcked up. Well some species of male dcks. They’re such prolific rpists that females have evolved corkscrew vagnas to avoid getting impregnated by derpy male ducks. Unfortunately male ducks evolved corkscrew c@cks to compensate. So the females had to evolve vagnas that corkscrewed in the other direction. It’s a literal genital arms race.
the worst part is if you ghost them, people shit on you for ghosting. and if you keep talking to and rejecting their advances, people shit on your for not just blocking them from the start.
The thing about cooking. For me, it has the “it’s about the journey not the destination” feel. I have fun preping, cooking, seasoning etc. when I make food. But oh do I hate it when I finish cooking and it’s gone in a flash. I enjoy the process more than the end results.
I think the harder it is, the more fun it is to cook. But the food never lives up to my expectations. The most delicious food is the food others make for you
@@yeplsleavemealone3988 there was massive drama about it 3 years ago, a lot of big youtubers were talking about it, they waited till it died down and came back.
Addendum to the cooking opinion: Cooking for yourself is shit, but taking half an hour or more to cook food for friends and family is good. I'm a college student so you know I'm making tortellini for myself and that's it, but on thanksgiving I bust out my cooking chops and make a feast for my friends (I ain't got time or money to fly back home over thanksgiving) and it's definitely worth while.
i like watching noel in 1.75x it makes it silly to hear him giggle ps better help sucks they aren’t helpful they’re just shitty and make you feel bad abt having mental disorders lol
@@jbone877 the context I remember is they got in trouble previously for not having licensed(?) therapists. They had a sponsorship “hiatus” I think and got that fixed(???). But there are issues still that Im probably not the best person to be explaining. If someone else can jump in that’d be great
The football one, the guy wasn’t saying football is nerdy, but rather the mega fans that are obsessed and always talking about it. They really be describing their favorite player like he’s their elf wizard in d&d “oh he has this many touchdowns it’s insane and he can do this and this and look I have a trading card!!!!” Both are nerdy. Football itself isn’t nerdy, but the people that just observe it and never participate then are always talking about it
I agree with the baby thing. People get so mad at the parents of crying babies but what are they supposed to do? Kill their baby?? If you were only a few months old, couldn’t talk and couldn’t shit by yourself you’d be crying too.
I agree too. If it’s a baby absolutely screaming it’s head off, that’s kinda annoying, the parents should take them somewhere else. Same with toddlers having a full on meltdown. Otherwise, baby’s naturally cry and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I don’t think anybody is asking them to kill their baby.. maybe just.. don’t bring it..? Or stay home instead? I get it’s hard having a kid but it’s also unfair to make others listen to your screaming kid. Like I have sensory issues and screaming children make me incredibly anxious and uncomfortable..
Noel, I love how you have changed your whole video format and style. I’m loving all of the content you’ve been putting out over that last few months. I genuinely get excited when I see that you have uploaded
Bro that first one really hit me. In college I swear it’s a game of who can leave each other on delivered the longest and the shitty thing is it works.
Imean in college you probably have a decent amount of choices, i personally chose to just not respond to people to ignore me on purpose and mann am i much happier
You say that an ugly person can't ghost but I've been ghosting my manager for over a week now. He keeps sending messages like "Hey, how are you going with that report." and "Just following up. The report was due yesterday and the client is asking me where it is." and "Why aren't you responding? This is becoming a serious issue. I will have to escalate if you do not get in contact" (so desperate lol). Now I have been invited to a meeting with HR and upper management, I can only assume that they want to give me a promotion now that they see my superiority.
No but even as a car guy, like I love cars but I could truly go on for ages about why they're stupid. Just look at most major cities in america, especially places like texas. The entire city becomes ads, highways endless parking lots. Plus it's crazy how they dangerous they were for decades (and still are, though obviously its come a long way)
My brother is a professional at ghosting his own family, but that's because he's undiagnosed and probably has bipolar or schizoaffective disorder and he's too paranoid/ scared to open messages
The teenager being bored of sightseeing historic buildings is probably one of the most teenage complaints I’ve ever heard. I’m crippled but pushed my body to go to Dunadd Fort, caused me a lot of pain (because nerve damage is fun that way), but I’ve a keen interesting in Neolithic, Pictish and Gaelic history in my country. It was cool AF putting my foot in the coronation stone, legends claim that Dalriadan Kings would put their foot into the mark and get ceremoniously married to the land, that’s how they got crowned, and I put my foot into it (after a 30 minute break and hobbling over with my cane lmao). It was fun trying to imagine what the fort looked like as only a very small part still survives, I then made some 360s for google maps so others around the world can see Dunadd as if they were there themselves. You don’t even have to find the history particularly interesting or know that specific Pictish Kingdom, you can just enjoy the landscape, enjoy the fact that you’re a human in 2022 sitting at a fort that was used in the 600’s and try to imagine the food they ate, the clothes they wore, the weapons they used, and how different our lives are due to all the advances humanity has made. Plus as a teenager you might not find it interesting now but it could be something you develop an interest for as an adult, I know as a teen I had a somewhat interest in Gaelic history because my Grandma taught me a lot, but as an adult this turned into a love affair with the Neolthic Era, Pictish Era and Gaelic Era, so try not to write off sightseeing as a teenager, those may be cherished memories when you grow older! Plus it doesn’t hurt to at least pretend to be interested if you’re with family, your parents could find it really interesting, try not to trash on their interests.
It’s great that you got to enjoy that despite your circumstances, but the teenager still doesn’t have to enjoy sightseeing/history just because they has access to it 😅 as you say yourself, we all have different interests!
@@annan8825 I mean sure, but if it’s something your parents wanna see try not to trash on it, they take an interest in your hobbies even if they don’t understand them or don’t like the hobby very much (like gaming, so many parents just don’t get it), so it’s always nice to at least be nice about their interests. Plus you can see if there’s something at the location that does interest you, maybe take some pictures or chill for a bit!
The cooking thing i feel like is more about whether you enjoy the act of cooking, and less about the food itself. I usually just eat fast food because i cant be bothered to cook, but every now and then its kinda fun to spend 30-45 minutes cooking a meal for myself, not because the final product is superior, just because its cool to be like “damn i really made this thing, and it didnt give me food poisoning” but if u dont enjoy cooking then yeah definitely not worth it
Ghosting is just shit people do who are terrified of confrontation or just being honest and telling someone they have zero interest in talking to them. #1 Trait of ghosters is cowardice 100%
Noel man I really love your content and stuff but could you please consider not sponsoring Better Help? I get it I guess if there’s not a lot of other opportunities, but I mean isn’t there lots of more ethical, quality sponsors out there?
Ghosting is the opposite, it's what someone who can't face rejection or confrontation does to avoid it all together. The person who wrote that was only trying to justify their cowardice by claiming it's "strength". A true skill is not having to ghost at all but being able to flow through relationships while maintaining friendships
do you genuinely think its strength to maintain friendship in all cases? sometimes its just fear of abandonment / settling for whatever the person will give you because you feel you dont deserve anything more. Or oppositely wanting to keep someone around for the attention they give you even though you do not have affectionate feelings for them. Otherwise I agree totally with your comment ! But to me facing rejection or confrontation can mean coming to conclusion after talking it through that the relationship will bring more suffering than good for one or both of the parties in which case it is better to stop it
@@pinksapple I think what you're referring to happens a lot also, and is the opposite side of that spectrum. Fear of abandonment is on one end with fear of rejection on the other and in the middle is the balance. Holding on too tightly though cause of insecurity can be just as harmful if your stringing people along cause of your fear of abandonment. I think the common denominator that would make either of those scenerios weak is harm. If it's harmful to the other person then it's a lack of strength. Even if its a fear of hurting them its more harmful to string them along and thats not right. If it's harmful to you only then it's a lack of good coping skills that just need managed and helped. Finding balance in things is the key to life imo. Finding the balance in emotions/feelings is just one of the most difficult to find.
Ghosting CAN be a skill. I had an abusive ex who would constantly call, text, find ways to find my social media and contact me (even my job emails). Eventually I just stopped responding, and when I had to get law enforcement involved due to him sending death threats, they basically told me I should have ghosted him a long time prior to that. My problem was that it felt too "mean" (probably driven by the same poor instincts that allowed me to endure abuse to begin with). Lots of people end up in bad situations where it's sometimes much safer to ghost than to try to be polite, but too many people can't let go of that "politeness."
@@ezzelofficial7563 The other comments say it better, but some of the ones I've seen can be summarized as: 1. It's not a substitute for actual therapy, let alone a good one. 2. BH actively suppresses bad reviews of therapists that weren't right for their clients. 3. For some, this makes it harder to even seek genuine therapy
@@ezzelofficial7563 Their business practices are super shady, give it a google. Plus, many of their therapists are apparently quite bad and not at all helpful. Rather speak to a friend or go to a real therapist.
yeah they do have licensed therapist now but its still scary af and attempting to monopolize mental health care which is the most evil thing I can think of
I don’t think ghosting has anything to do with hotness level. A lot of people ghost these days and it’s because they just aren’t emotionally mature enough to just have a conversation or they’re hiding something. It’s truly a bullshit thing to do. Unless someone is harassing you, then feel free to ghost because that’s deserved.
yea I've a real problem with ghostin folks sometimes but I usually don't mean to I just eventually hit a message I feel like I can't respond to right then an just never get back to it or start talkin to someone else. Privilege? maybe but it's still shitty
The ghosting opinion…. I literally always just stop reaching out when people do this shit. Not even in a relationship way because im married but I mean like friends/family that do it I just straight up don’t reach out to anymore. Plus those kinds of people only reach out when they need you anyways.
I used to work at a marine park in Florida, some mornings before we opened you could see the male dolphins raping each other, and sometimes kids would end up seeing it They’re not nice creatures
5:30 Why is that actually me though 💀 After my boyfriend and I get out of our job of lifting heavy packages I’m like 👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻 “thats my hard working man right there.”
Actually Noel, In the US each year six people die by being crushed by a vending machine. Five of them are insurance appraisers, while testing to see if they can be rocked enough to tip and crush them.
Theoretically I agree with the car opinion, but realistically, I live in a very hot country and I honestly dk how ppl lived before cars here. A few years ago they've built a metro, but u need a car to reach the station most the time as well 💀 walking is rarely an option.
I hate Chipotle, not only have I gotten food poisoning more than once. My credit card information was compromised because Chipotle got their credit card machine hacked.
i would often download tinder, get bored of it and delete my account. this apparently means i was regularly ghosting dozens of people at one, which never came back to bite me in the ass. until my brother insistently asked if i remembered this random girl (i did not). turns out she matched him, found his ig, saw his tagged pics and recognized me in a photo that wasn't even in my profile (the picture my brother was showing me was the one i matched with i guess). they talked for a few months but thankfully it didn't work out lmao
noel dogging on chipoltle for not being authentic mexican food, but then giving a shoutout to panda express is what i love to see
panda express is chinese american food and was created by chinese people, chipotle is what a white coloradan man thinks tex mex food is.
It’s fine, Panda Express doesn’t claim to be authentic Mexican food.
@@lobsters12111 u gotta point
@@lobsters12111 heh I like you
@@KingOfGaymes That’s because you don’t know me very well
I thought the ghosting take was gonna talk about how it takes skill to be able to cut out toxic people in your life 💀 wtf they on about “superior” lol
They are definitely superior. This is just their sad way of trying to have control in their life. I have a feeling that no woman or man or whatever gives a shot after that first week of no contract.
yeah same, or like say it’s not that bad to ghost people if you had only spoken a few times or something. nope. completely unhinged opinion
I’ve only ever ghosted men who didn’t seem like they could take no for an answer. 🤷🏽♀️
@@Deus_ex_lucifina thats fair. I had to realize that I needed to ghost toxic friends and now i'm really glad I did
Exactly my same thoughts!!
"I Enjoy Being Smelly" feels like the least unhinged I've read a redditor have an opinion on.
Cleanest Redditor
@@turtlegirlkalli worst part is that you could be right
Yeah the bo thing isn’t weird
There was a guy in my Intro to philosophy class who smelled so bad I had to sit on the complete other side of the room. It was horrid! I have a good nose though and get distracted easily - I couldn’t learn around that stench. I was put into a group with him 2 times and couldn’t take it anymore 😆 I stayed after class and talked to my professor about it. He laughed SO hard when I said it all seriously “I’m sorry to be a pain, but I can’t be paired with him - he smells so bad I actually can’t even learn properly” and he just about died 🤣 but he said he wouldn’t put me with him anymore and everything was fine after that 😆
BUT at home - meh whatever - I get it, showers are annoying sometimes. In a small classroom though….NO!
@@AlizaJayne homie prolly depressed and needed some compassionate reminders and y'all just laughed ditched and said nothing to him? Brutal
unpopular opinion; Noel can do better than betterhelp, which is basically the amazon prime equivalent of legit therapy
Bump this
'Legit therapy'
betterhelp is fine and its a good option for some people
@@jacksonelh no
Not an unpopular opinion, in my unpopular opinion
I’m loving Noel’s video style these days. Very chill and fun
I love Noel, his editors editing style just makes his videos uncomfortable. I don't know why, someone who knows about editing could probably chime in
ROBERT OMG
@@djentlover The fact that you don't know anything about editing makes your shit take so much funnier 😭😭 - an editor btw
@@shiannafoxx literally 😭😭😭
Chill and fun
Wow I knew dolphins were very intelligent but the fact that they kill animals for fun and are addicted to drugs means they are much closer to our level of intelligence than I realized.
Give dolphins a couple more generations and they'll be walking on land with the rest of us in no time
@@reviorna don’t remind me of that simpsons episode
They're smarter than humans dude
they also r+pe other animals. like they do it in groups sometimes.
@@PalitoSelvatico damn we gotta cancel dolphins xD
i love everyone roasting betterhelp in the comments. they really aren’t a good substitute for seeing a therapist, and they may advertise themselves as a therapy program but they’re almost comically ineffective. keep it real and take care of yourself folks.
edit: everyone saying that i’m privileged for having this take is making the assumption that i have access to real therapists myself. i do not. i say what i’m saying from the viewpoint of a former betterhelp user who can say it’s very ineffective. quit being judgmental. the statement has nothing to do with being privileged. it’s saying that betterhelp does not provide a good service for most use cases.
all the betterhelp sponsors I see they always say its not meant to be a replacement for real therapy. its for people that can't access/afford therapy
@@jacksonelh yup I’m tired of people shaming others by saying “gEt ReAl ThEraPy” So incredibly tone deaf and privileged.
Should’ve just commented “I’m privileged and think that everyone has access to a therapist” lmao
y'all in the comments need to understand that sometimes a bad therapist can set you even father back than you were before you started treatment, or just not actually help at all in which case you're just wasting your money. With a LOT of therapy programs like these the majority of the therapists are basically recent college grads with 0 experience treating people. Plus, they are overloaded with patients and not paid a lot comparatively (hence why the programs are able to be more affordable on the front end) which also lessens the amount of time and effort they can give to individual people.
@@catthegreatest9365 thats true very good point
popular opinion: you should stop supporting better help
Damn it, I made this joke 19 hrs ago and got less likes 😂
@@TH-tf9ke it’s not a joke?
Agree
@@brittdawgggarfarf1882 a joke can be a joke and still be said in sincerity
Why?
Alex definitely just pulls up to the chipotle drive thru and just says “I’ll have the usual”
Where do chipotles have a drive thru!?!?!? That sounds magical!
I live 2 minutes away from a chipotle and never had it
whats a chipotle
@@michaelberkley9112 it’s a build your own burrito/salad place that is common in the US
@@michaelberkley9112 subway with "mexican" ingredients
I love how Cash and Alex are kinda included in all these videos now. Also the multi cam is good for the zoomers, good shit
“The multi cam is good for the zoomers” 💀
multi camera sucks ass kinda, makes such chill videos feel colder and too formal, if you get what im saying. It's something you appreciate in a serious documentary, not some laid-back commentary content
@@zangbang9886 nah, the angle switches make it funnier
Dolphins also commit tax evasion and money laundering, through their innocent appearance, they always get away with it.
Saw it myself.
I can't believe dolphins are responsible for the 2008 financial crisis and they've never been held accountable
@@jonathalon6022 Sad world we live in man.
noel is like the middle aged dad that wears converse to his start up tech company job that i never had
Negative.
@@aer2895 Sounds like a positive thing to me.
huh
Slamming on Chipotle then shouting out Panda Express is the most Noel shit ever
100% agreed on the dolphin one. When I learned about how common it is for dolphins to get a hard on around human beings.. I was freaked the hell out.
Same
YES SAME I heard a story about how they have like raped people and shit
My mom was almost drowned by a h0rny male dolphin while she was pregnant with me! She had to kick him in the face multiple times before he let her ankle go.
completely agreed on that one, about the dolphins and sharks.
To be fair it’s not all dolphins, it’s mostly male dolphins. The young males form rpe gangs and hunt down females then hold them down and rpe them, sometimes killing them in the process. Female dolphins when they have babies don’t sleep for like a month after giving birth bc baby dolphins don’t sleep, and it’s not like they got ocean play pens. The females seem to have it rough while the males are out fcking around getting high off puffer fish & gang rping unsuspecting females. So let’s keep the dolphin slander for the male dolphins. But yo ducks and just as fcked up. Well some species of male dcks. They’re such prolific rpists that females have evolved corkscrew vagnas to avoid getting impregnated by derpy male ducks. Unfortunately male ducks evolved corkscrew c@cks to compensate. So the females had to evolve vagnas that corkscrewed in the other direction. It’s a literal genital arms race.
Noel's channel consists entirely of hot takes and roasts and boy is it entertaining
love ur pfp
@@sambear7456 haha thanks, I drew it :) mob in hype east clothes. Got a shit ton other characters too
Unpopular opinion: ghosting is an important kill to avoid creepy men who won’t leave you alone
the worst part is if you ghost them, people shit on you for ghosting. and if you keep talking to and rejecting their advances, people shit on your for not just blocking them from the start.
Very important kill
fr I ghosted this person that had been grooming me and I felt so much better
As a killer I agree. It is a very important kill.
Kill? 💀💀
That Ghosting Guy needs to stop the excuses and call his granma back.
how will gram gram know I’m an alpha male if I don’t ignore her calls?
@@k.k.7797 unreasonably funny
@@SaturnHunter_ agreed
Unpopular opinion: your editors have it too easy, you should wear more green
As a dolphin hater myself, I'm glad we're getting some representation in this video
Unpopular opinion: your editors should be paid more (instead of $18 per year)
Paid by exposure, sorry liberals
Explain?
wrong👎
*no*
Nah pay ‘em less
100% agree on dolphins, they're one of the few animals with the mental capacity for evil and often do so in the wild.
Yess
Noel’s dork voice is on point. It makes me giggle every time.
I love how Noel is like "there's a whole novel" and then the post be four sentences
The thing about cooking. For me, it has the “it’s about the journey not the destination” feel. I have fun preping, cooking, seasoning etc. when I make food. But oh do I hate it when I finish cooking and it’s gone in a flash. I enjoy the process more than the end results.
respect
The cleaning too sucks!
I think the harder it is, the more fun it is to cook. But the food never lives up to my expectations. The most delicious food is the food others make for you
I just realized every man yells at his dog the same way trying to get them to stop barking.
And it’s always just as ineffective lol
Never stop doing that nerd voice, too funny lmao
Unpopular opinion: the nerd voice is so annoying that it's actually annoying
@@InProgress10 my fight or flight response definitely gets triggered by the voice
betterhelp is not good, some very sketch shit. just a heads up! probably don’t want them as a sponsor in future vids. much love, Noel!
how so i haven’t heard anything about them
@@yeplsleavemealone3988 there was massive drama about it 3 years ago, a lot of big youtubers were talking about it, they waited till it died down and came back.
Exactly.
The subtle edit at 9:53 to make nole stutter twice is just one tiny piece of how great the editing team is
Addendum to the cooking opinion: Cooking for yourself is shit, but taking half an hour or more to cook food for friends and family is good. I'm a college student so you know I'm making tortellini for myself and that's it, but on thanksgiving I bust out my cooking chops and make a feast for my friends (I ain't got time or money to fly back home over thanksgiving) and it's definitely worth while.
i like watching noel in 1.75x it makes it silly to hear him giggle
ps better help sucks they aren’t helpful they’re just shitty and make you feel bad abt having mental disorders lol
Word? I hadn't heard that, but I also don't talk to many people. Care to elaborate?
@@jbone877 the context I remember is they got in trouble previously for not having licensed(?) therapists. They had a sponsorship “hiatus” I think and got that fixed(???). But there are issues still that Im probably not the best person to be explaining. If someone else can jump in that’d be great
@@Tayl0r_ it’s been forgot about for sim reason
Memento Mori bru
i enjoy his laugh at 12:14 in 1.75x :)
The football one, the guy wasn’t saying football is nerdy, but rather the mega fans that are obsessed and always talking about it. They really be describing their favorite player like he’s their elf wizard in d&d “oh he has this many touchdowns it’s insane and he can do this and this and look I have a trading card!!!!” Both are nerdy. Football itself isn’t nerdy, but the people that just observe it and never participate then are always talking about it
Fantasy football especially.
Alex's background laugh makes every joke better
At least he has someone to interact with while he tells these jokes instead of just telling them to the camera. Live feedback.
I agree with the baby thing. People get so mad at the parents of crying babies but what are they supposed to do? Kill their baby?? If you were only a few months old, couldn’t talk and couldn’t shit by yourself you’d be crying too.
I agree too. If it’s a baby absolutely screaming it’s head off, that’s kinda annoying, the parents should take them somewhere else. Same with toddlers having a full on meltdown. Otherwise, baby’s naturally cry and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Or just... Not fucking go out with the baby?
@@goo_dragon and leave the baby home alone? genius 🤣
@@oliviasommerville4733 Ah yes, definitely leave the baby alone and don't hire a babysitter or have a family member watch over it...
I don’t think anybody is asking them to kill their baby..
maybe just.. don’t bring it..? Or stay home instead? I get it’s hard having a kid but it’s also unfair to make others listen to your screaming kid. Like I have sensory issues and screaming children make me incredibly anxious and uncomfortable..
My favorite part of the “I hate dolphins” guy, is that literally humans do all of those things, but worse. And more frequently
These damn creators and their obsessive need to STRONG ARM betterhelp back onto the platform. 🙌 Love the creators, hate the sponsor.
Noel, I love how you have changed your whole video format and style. I’m loving all of the content you’ve been putting out over that last few months. I genuinely get excited when I see that you have uploaded
Idk what it is but there's something about the way noel yells at his dog that makes me feel like he's gonna be a good dad
Dolphins are the physical embodiment of the word "moist." They incite discomfort. They're only cute in cartoon form.
couldnt agree more with the 20-30 minute meals, hit the nail on the head
If it’s cooking with others for a special event, I could get in to it. But you want me to do that every day? Homie I got things to do and food to eat.
interesting that op#1 called ghosting a "social" skill considering it's literally anti-social
“Your mother should’ve swallowed”
I need this on a shirt
Noel’s nerd voice kills me. 😂 plus a Lisa Frank reference!
Bro that first one really hit me. In college I swear it’s a game of who can leave each other on delivered the longest and the shitty thing is it works.
Imean in college you probably have a decent amount of choices, i personally chose to just not respond to people to ignore me on purpose and mann am i much happier
You say that an ugly person can't ghost but I've been ghosting my manager for over a week now. He keeps sending messages like "Hey, how are you going with that report." and "Just following up. The report was due yesterday and the client is asking me where it is." and "Why aren't you responding? This is becoming a serious issue. I will have to escalate if you do not get in contact" (so desperate lol). Now I have been invited to a meeting with HR and upper management, I can only assume that they want to give me a promotion now that they see my superiority.
noel let his intrusive thoughts out with “someone blow up that car”
I worked at a chemical plant for 9 years. And the were 2 people that smelled so bad they had hr visits lmao.
This is arguably one of Noel’s best videos, I literally laughed out loud so many times
No but even as a car guy, like I love cars but I could truly go on for ages about why they're stupid. Just look at most major cities in america, especially places like texas. The entire city becomes ads, highways endless parking lots. Plus it's crazy how they dangerous they were for decades (and still are, though obviously its come a long way)
My brother is a professional at ghosting his own family, but that's because he's undiagnosed and probably has bipolar or schizoaffective disorder and he's too paranoid/ scared to open messages
it's a good day when we get to witness Noel doing his redditor voice
The teenager being bored of sightseeing historic buildings is probably one of the most teenage complaints I’ve ever heard. I’m crippled but pushed my body to go to Dunadd Fort, caused me a lot of pain (because nerve damage is fun that way), but I’ve a keen interesting in Neolithic, Pictish and Gaelic history in my country. It was cool AF putting my foot in the coronation stone, legends claim that Dalriadan Kings would put their foot into the mark and get ceremoniously married to the land, that’s how they got crowned, and I put my foot into it (after a 30 minute break and hobbling over with my cane lmao). It was fun trying to imagine what the fort looked like as only a very small part still survives, I then made some 360s for google maps so others around the world can see Dunadd as if they were there themselves.
You don’t even have to find the history particularly interesting or know that specific Pictish Kingdom, you can just enjoy the landscape, enjoy the fact that you’re a human in 2022 sitting at a fort that was used in the 600’s and try to imagine the food they ate, the clothes they wore, the weapons they used, and how different our lives are due to all the advances humanity has made.
Plus as a teenager you might not find it interesting now but it could be something you develop an interest for as an adult, I know as a teen I had a somewhat interest in Gaelic history because my Grandma taught me a lot, but as an adult this turned into a love affair with the Neolthic Era, Pictish Era and Gaelic Era, so try not to write off sightseeing as a teenager, those may be cherished memories when you grow older! Plus it doesn’t hurt to at least pretend to be interested if you’re with family, your parents could find it really interesting, try not to trash on their interests.
It’s great that you got to enjoy that despite your circumstances, but the teenager still doesn’t have to enjoy sightseeing/history just because they has access to it 😅 as you say yourself, we all have different interests!
@@annan8825 lmao found the teen that wrote that reddit post
@@annan8825 agreed. I can appreciate history from time to time, sure. But op sounded kinda preachy, ngl
@@annan8825 I mean sure, but if it’s something your parents wanna see try not to trash on it, they take an interest in your hobbies even if they don’t understand them or don’t like the hobby very much (like gaming, so many parents just don’t get it), so it’s always nice to at least be nice about their interests. Plus you can see if there’s something at the location that does interest you, maybe take some pictures or chill for a bit!
sounds boring af
I feel like Noel is gonna keep Easter egg dropping the “blowing up car” idea for a bit
alex is like the definition of :) 24/7. he has a really cute smile. please excuse my simping
Surprised Noel didn't drop a "If you wanna pay more than $5 for therapy" line in that sponsor message
The cooking thing i feel like is more about whether you enjoy the act of cooking, and less about the food itself. I usually just eat fast food because i cant be bothered to cook, but every now and then its kinda fun to spend 30-45 minutes cooking a meal for myself, not because the final product is superior, just because its cool to be like “damn i really made this thing, and it didnt give me food poisoning” but if u dont enjoy cooking then yeah definitely not worth it
"ghosting is a good skill" yes!
"it's a sign of superiority" no!
Holy cow that picture of that toy castle just unlocked a memory I forgot I had. I played with that growing up… the nostalgia man!
Why are people still promoting betterhelp?! 🤔
Ghosting is just shit people do who are terrified of confrontation or just being honest and telling someone they have zero interest in talking to them. #1 Trait of ghosters is cowardice 100%
Noel man I really love your content and stuff but could you please consider not sponsoring Better Help? I get it I guess if there’s not a lot of other opportunities, but I mean isn’t there lots of more ethical, quality sponsors out there?
@@princepark1013 really? I really like Noel/I felt like he was a respectable person who genuinely stuck to his beliefs. Oof.
literally spent a minute trying to figure out why noel had a tank in his house
And????? pls help me
@@ethan9154 dolphin tank* oops
U his brother or smth?
Betterhelp executives watched a couple of weird dms episodes and were like" nahh bro these dudes need therapy lets sponsor him" 💀💀
"we had fun didn't we" that zoom in was so raw
i agree w the dolphin one ive seen some up close and they were the most creepy and ugly things i have ever seen in my life
Have you seen river dolphins? They're unbelievably ugly
Is anyone ever gonna tell these CZcamsrs we cant hear a car drive past their house? They're relentless with pointing that shit out.
Ghosting is the opposite, it's what someone who can't face rejection or confrontation does to avoid it all together. The person who wrote that was only trying to justify their cowardice by claiming it's "strength". A true skill is not having to ghost at all but being able to flow through relationships while maintaining friendships
Exactly.
do you genuinely think its strength to maintain friendship in all cases? sometimes its just fear of abandonment / settling for whatever the person will give you because you feel you dont deserve anything more. Or oppositely wanting to keep someone around for the attention they give you even though you do not have affectionate feelings for them. Otherwise I agree totally with your comment ! But to me facing rejection or confrontation can mean coming to conclusion after talking it through that the relationship will bring more suffering than good for one or both of the parties in which case it is better to stop it
@@pinksapple I think what you're referring to happens a lot also, and is the opposite side of that spectrum. Fear of abandonment is on one end with fear of rejection on the other and in the middle is the balance. Holding on too tightly though cause of insecurity can be just as harmful if your stringing people along cause of your fear of abandonment. I think the common denominator that would make either of those scenerios weak is harm. If it's harmful to the other person then it's a lack of strength. Even if its a fear of hurting them its more harmful to string them along and thats not right. If it's harmful to you only then it's a lack of good coping skills that just need managed and helped. Finding balance in things is the key to life imo. Finding the balance in emotions/feelings is just one of the most difficult to find.
@@Thepatientsadvice thanks for your perspective :)
Please bring back “hit the like hit the like hit the like hit the like hit the like” it made me feel important
Ghosting CAN be a skill. I had an abusive ex who would constantly call, text, find ways to find my social media and contact me (even my job emails). Eventually I just stopped responding, and when I had to get law enforcement involved due to him sending death threats, they basically told me I should have ghosted him a long time prior to that. My problem was that it felt too "mean" (probably driven by the same poor instincts that allowed me to endure abuse to begin with). Lots of people end up in bad situations where it's sometimes much safer to ghost than to try to be polite, but too many people can't let go of that "politeness."
As an actual therapist, just no to BetterHelp. Just. NO.
Why?
@@ezzelofficial7563 The other comments say it better, but some of the ones I've seen can be summarized as:
1. It's not a substitute for actual therapy, let alone a good one.
2. BH actively suppresses bad reviews of therapists that weren't right for their clients.
3. For some, this makes it harder to even seek genuine therapy
@@ezzelofficial7563 Their business practices are super shady, give it a google. Plus, many of their therapists are apparently quite bad and not at all helpful. Rather speak to a friend or go to a real therapist.
is nobody going to address noel’s reaction to alex saying he’d never heard of lisa frank
absolutely loving this new style
So do BetterHelp actually provide actual therapists now or..?
nah
yeah they do have licensed therapist now but its still scary af and attempting to monopolize mental health care which is the most evil thing I can think of
I don’t think ghosting has anything to do with hotness level. A lot of people ghost these days and it’s because they just aren’t emotionally mature enough to just have a conversation or they’re hiding something. It’s truly a bullshit thing to do. Unless someone is harassing you, then feel free to ghost because that’s deserved.
I think that if any sea creature could live on land and take over the planet, it'd be dolphins. Imagine all the human drugs they'd do.
yea I've a real problem with ghostin folks sometimes but I usually don't mean to I just eventually hit a message I feel like I can't respond to right then an just never get back to it or start talkin to someone else. Privilege? maybe but it's still shitty
The ghosting opinion…. I literally always just stop reaching out when people do this shit. Not even in a relationship way because im married but I mean like friends/family that do it I just straight up don’t reach out to anymore. Plus those kinds of people only reach out when they need you anyways.
I’ll be honest I skip showers on purpose sometimes but if I’m just going to be home
So nice to see Noel out on one of his many yachts enjoying summer to the fullest.
Unpopular opinion: betterhelp being Noel’s sponsor is proof that we live in a simulation
Yes.
5:38 "You can tell I've been hanging out with Meat Canyon" jesus christ yes I can
Not the better help ad :'(
The Dolphin guy was 100% The Deep from The Boys
the look u gave after he never heard of lisa frank stickers 🤣🤣
the voice you do when reading some of these is SO spot on
Noel might be the funniest person in his Municpality
Here’s one: “23 year olds don’t know what a Smart Car is”
Isn’t it more of a fact than an opinion
can confirm, Floridians are aquatic with no morale's - Floridian
I love that they hang out, you can totally see his humor in him😂
its a good day when noel uploads fr
Fr I start screaming and smashing my walls
I used to work at a marine park in Florida, some mornings before we opened you could see the male dolphins raping each other, and sometimes kids would end up seeing it
They’re not nice creatures
Bro😳
Average Florida Entertainment
Did you have to stop that or did they stop on their own when they noticed people or whatever?
5:30 Why is that actually me though 💀 After my boyfriend and I get out of our job of lifting heavy packages I’m like 👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻 “thats my hard working man right there.”
Actually Noel, In the US each year six people die by being crushed by a vending machine. Five of them are insurance appraisers, while testing to see if they can be rocked enough to tip and crush them.
“ I been hanging out with meat canyon “ very subtle flex
Meat crayon is a legend omg thats a huge flex
@@hyunjinhasallmyuwu3448 I’m uncomfortably envious
As a Latina from jersey I am gonna say Chipotle is overhyped lol
Theoretically I agree with the car opinion, but realistically, I live in a very hot country and I honestly dk how ppl lived before cars here. A few years ago they've built a metro, but u need a car to reach the station most the time as well 💀 walking is rarely an option.
I hate Chipotle, not only have I gotten food poisoning more than once. My credit card information was compromised because Chipotle got their credit card machine hacked.
can we stop supporting better help
Bros always uploaded as soon as my girl and I smoke up, bless
i would often download tinder, get bored of it and delete my account. this apparently means i was regularly ghosting dozens of people at one, which never came back to bite me in the ass. until my brother insistently asked if i remembered this random girl (i did not). turns out she matched him, found his ig, saw his tagged pics and recognized me in a photo that wasn't even in my profile (the picture my brother was showing me was the one i matched with i guess). they talked for a few months but thankfully it didn't work out lmao
I love that the first thing he said was "we fixed the lighting" and I look down and the video is in 144p lol