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  • @ayleenmichel6846
    @ayleenmichel6846 Před 2 lety +10210

    the “let’s break up and see if we miss each other” post had a comment under that said “i could say i was young and stupid but folks i was THIRTY ONE” i- 💀

    • @armpitsmcmarmar7994
      @armpitsmcmarmar7994 Před 2 lety +728

      She must have really liked him 😭

    • @randomuserwitharandomname6183
      @randomuserwitharandomname6183 Před 2 lety +407

      You are never too old to be stupid

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 2 lety +65

      @@randomuserwitharandomname6183 Amen

    • @gummy5862
      @gummy5862 Před 2 lety +239

      I mean that’s literally couple’s therapy with janky wording. A lot of therapists will tell a couple to spend some time apart before coming back together and reevaluating.

    • @jrmckim
      @jrmckim Před 2 lety +162

      Actually thats something that some couples therapy will do. Its not stupid. Its actually very helpful at times. Sometimes couples stay together because its routine. This helps break that routine and you see what feelings are real or left after no contact or intimacy.

  • @geoff3610
    @geoff3610 Před 2 lety +6872

    "take this L, and make it the start of a new sentence: 'Lift yourself up'" is gonna be my new mantra.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před 2 lety +65

      It's a solid quote, gonna remember that

    • @CallMeSticky
      @CallMeSticky Před 2 lety +40

      same, too many L's not to live with this mantra in mind

    • @smnbrgss
      @smnbrgss Před 2 lety +49

      When life gives you an L, Lift yourself up & make Lemonade

    • @gabrielleputt
      @gabrielleputt Před 2 lety +10

      chest piece

    • @imknifeman
      @imknifeman Před 2 lety +8

      i was scrolling through the comments during the video and as i read this one he started saying it. thought i was going crazy and just had a really accurate noel voice in my head

  • @MarkToast99
    @MarkToast99 Před 2 lety +12801

    Noel doesn't wanna see people talk about taking an L. We're watching No L Miller.

  • @esqueleto2252
    @esqueleto2252 Před 2 lety +1850

    "and you posted this on 911" was the ultimate curveball holy shit

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl Před 2 lety +35

      Pls I was not ready for that

    • @hyderflayer
      @hyderflayer Před 2 lety +1

      the girl in that video runs a child sex abuse cult on twitter

  • @immacroftbro945
    @immacroftbro945 Před 2 lety +11068

    respecting women mustache is the most important accessory one could have

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +21

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am CZcams's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear 3rika

    • @AaronYorkYT
      @AaronYorkYT Před 2 lety +217

      @@AxxLAfriku what did I just read? Lmao

    • @Elena-bk4fs
      @Elena-bk4fs Před 2 lety +116

      @@AaronYorkYT it’s a random channel, they spam nonsense on every single comment / video ever

    • @AaronYorkYT
      @AaronYorkYT Před 2 lety +71

      @@Elena-bk4fs true. It’s honestly hilarious to go from respecting women mustaches to I am an alpha male. Annoying bot but so random made me chuckle

    • @permastationed5227
      @permastationed5227 Před 2 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku KING

  • @narberth214
    @narberth214 Před 2 lety +17161

    The thing is you really can't hold oversharers back. They're a force of nature that cannot be restrained. Like a horse

    • @charliebat
      @charliebat Před 2 lety +1051

      why did the horse part make me wheeze

    • @kathansen6995
      @kathansen6995 Před 2 lety +665

      Not even they can restrain themselves. Even when they want to stop it just flows out like projectile vomit.

    • @lanac5793
      @lanac5793 Před 2 lety +443

      You're right because i genuinely can't stop oversharing. I have to keep myself from sharing something where i couldn't stop oversharing rn

    • @dn-li7ww
      @dn-li7ww Před 2 lety +138

      hold your horses

    • @AprilWhelan00
      @AprilWhelan00 Před 2 lety +51

      Can confirm this used to be me

  • @hercilia7
    @hercilia7 Před 2 lety +2107

    “dude, are you gatekeeping grief?” “Yeah, I am.”

  • @macyh3
    @macyh3 Před 2 lety +4838

    to be fair, one of my close friends is a severe oversharer and being around her is the most comfortable, disarming experience because you KNOW there is absolutely no judgement from either party.

    • @kozhedub
      @kozhedub Před 2 lety +551

      i tend to overshare with the homies but it's a little different than posting a TikTok i would argue lol

    • @Yo_Vonny
      @Yo_Vonny Před 2 lety +143

      I overshare I have so much going on in my head that I need to say it aloud to someone but my friends all just look at me or get on their phones, so I stopped talking so much and now our friendship is rocky

    • @trenvert123
      @trenvert123 Před 2 lety +197

      @@Yo_Vonny I was an oversharer, and I kind of still am, but I've become more selective about it. I've had too many people who just aren't comfortable being as open as I am, and that's cool, I don't want to make anyone feel like they have to share, but I really want to be around people who would be as comfortable sharing as I am. It's been really difficult to find others. I really want a group of close oversharing friends. Or maybe a Sense 8 cluster.

    • @dangitbobby.3942
      @dangitbobby.3942 Před 2 lety +121

      @@trenvert123 it's very smart to be selective with who you choose to overshare with. I've also started asking before oversharing if it was ok & how the person was doing mentally bc I recognized that unloading all my stuff to a friend who may already be going through alot of thier own stuff in the moment can be stressful & can strain relationships unintentionally.

    • @NightfallStation
      @NightfallStation Před 2 lety +7

      i need to start oversharing to balance out my undersharing

  • @inthemarrr7745
    @inthemarrr7745 Před 2 lety +6303

    my mother walked past me at the 'lift yourself up' segment and commented on how it was great that i was watching people who inspire me, all while unaware that, earlier in the video, noel watched a vr persona publicly announce to their audience on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 that they want to bonk animals

  • @mimistardust3915
    @mimistardust3915 Před 2 lety +5602

    Shiiiiiit if I had a boyfriend that tried to 'make me choose' a chick for him to cheat on me with, I would _make him choose_ if he wants to be buried or cremated 🤧💀

    • @hammywoods
      @hammywoods Před 2 lety +262

      Queen shit 😩

    • @sunny100294
      @sunny100294 Před 2 lety +164

      I would choose the ugliest one possible 😂

    • @kaiiluv3574
      @kaiiluv3574 Před 2 lety +477

      well she was in an abusive situation so i’m sure she was terrified but she’s out of that situation now thankfully!

    • @d0ve
      @d0ve Před 2 lety +363

      @@kaiiluv3574 her response video came across my for you page last night, she said she didnt leave because she was afraid of him actually hurting her or other people.

    • @kaiiluv3574
      @kaiiluv3574 Před 2 lety +226

      @@d0ve yes, she was in an abusive relationship

  • @sawyerblossom7244
    @sawyerblossom7244 Před 2 lety +2168

    As someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh, the idea that mans met a woman so great that she was willing to not only date his musty self but also be in a room full of cringey dudes who don't know what a decent shower is (not all obviously, but there are plenty) staring at her and still had the nerve to get with someone else, that proves men really do use all that jeans front pocket space to store their audacity.

    • @setheus
      @setheus Před 2 lety +292

      I've seen so many poor girlfriends being dragged to hours-long magic the gathering games with nothing to do other than just be supportive and not talk to them the entire time... you always wanna shake them by the shoulders like "YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS"

    • @tomatopotatu8137
      @tomatopotatu8137 Před 2 lety +137

      I'm stealing that Jean pocket bit

    • @wlt3585
      @wlt3585 Před 2 lety +46

      @@tomatopotatu8137 I stg that caught me off guard 🤣

    • @Lxndon11
      @Lxndon11 Před 2 lety +26

      don't date greasy gamers

    • @sugarcandy654
      @sugarcandy654 Před 2 lety +12

      @The Smoking Salmon 🙃 look whose projecting

  • @anamorist
    @anamorist Před 2 lety +614

    I for real feel so bad for the girl at 6:15 bro. I went to her tiktok and she couldn’t leave him because he was abusive and threatened her. That video was an outlet of sorts and people are really hating on her because of this.

    • @kylereese5841
      @kylereese5841 Před 2 lety +3

      What's her name?

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Před 2 lety +138

      people hating on her for this? I thought that it was a really bizarre thing to post but I felt bad for her, not that she herself was a bad person. who would bully her for something like that

    • @monke980
      @monke980 Před 2 lety +2

      @Not Important I second that.

    • @kirttnabala2385
      @kirttnabala2385 Před 2 lety +13

      @@monke980 like why?

    • @thisisvoided
      @thisisvoided Před 2 lety +26

      this one clearly seemed abusive

  • @zackblast2656
    @zackblast2656 Před 2 lety +27795

    he's evolving into "you was at the club" each day with his facial hair progression

  • @glowvxn
    @glowvxn Před 2 lety +4018

    the editing with the top text and bottom text of noel just saying incoherent sentences,, gets me every fucking time.

  • @Atlas_Enderium
    @Atlas_Enderium Před 2 lety +515

    “Shitty boy” is just telling us his villain backstory

  • @d0sa149
    @d0sa149 Před 2 lety +376

    When Noel said
    "oh man, the...see?"
    I felt that.

  • @lyonsdwyer5373
    @lyonsdwyer5373 Před 2 lety +2573

    I don’t think people realize, when posting on these platforms, the “should I post this” question just doesn’t exist

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 Před 2 lety +131

      It should be a button, huh? Just like, every single post *_"Are you sure about that?"_*

    • @domc9801
      @domc9801 Před 2 lety +19

      People are stupid today, it’s genuinely surprising on how honest people are when not trying to be.

    • @lyonsdwyer5373
      @lyonsdwyer5373 Před 2 lety +56

      @@slsthewriter1299 “By pressing yes you hereby agree you are fully aware of and responsible for this soon to be incredible fuckup”

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Před 2 lety +20

      @@slsthewriter1299 yeah it should be, like when you delete something and the phone or computer asks you if you're sure, there should be a question like that when you post on social media

    • @CallMeSticky
      @CallMeSticky Před 2 lety +3

      during the parkland shooting a few years ago, kids were posting to snapchat while it was happening. Like wtf, the way people deal with grief now is by oversharing ig

  • @heyitzmk
    @heyitzmk Před 2 lety +3946

    noel’s head is shiny as ever

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz Před 2 lety +47

      He’s completing his transformation to resemble every Cholo in East LA into one persona.

    • @curlyq616
      @curlyq616 Před 2 lety +19

      oily ass scalp lmfao

    • @4Isaac
      @4Isaac Před 2 lety +8

      the glistening chromedomuelus

    • @bgrugrat3k946
      @bgrugrat3k946 Před 2 lety +5

      all his hair went to his mustache

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz Před 2 lety

      @@bgrugrat3k946 he would be looking like Tom Selleck then since he had the “Dear Leader” cut 😂🇰🇵

  • @lilmiszblondexd
    @lilmiszblondexd Před 2 lety +511

    The "C", and just that on screen made me choke on my drink. Editor is killing it 😂

  • @tylertheelk873
    @tylertheelk873 Před 2 lety +116

    The phrase “posting up with a urn” is not something I thought I’d ever hear

  • @vbm8992
    @vbm8992 Před 2 lety +3002

    why do cheaters always want to give us their perspective as if we agree with them? even when they’re trying to “fix” their relationship, why post it publicly as if we’re going to congratulate you on finally taking your partner’s emotions into consideration. it’s just weird lmao

    • @N00btube296
      @N00btube296 Před 2 lety +325

      I feel so bad for that husband in the first clip bro

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 Před 2 lety +135

      That man cried so much, feel terrible for him

    • @korina-ellap3867
      @korina-ellap3867 Před 2 lety +244

      Tbf the woman in the first clip went through a lot of childhood abuse form her mother and was sexually abused by her stepfather which is why she posts so much stuff. She used to be addicted to drugs as was her husband and they both cheated on each other a lot and she explained they both have days where they struggle but she films it to help other abuse victims. Just thought I’d share so it makes more sense but I understand how it seems weird

    • @vbm8992
      @vbm8992 Před 2 lety +98

      @@korina-ellap3867 again, even if her boyfriend was filming these sort of videos too, it’s weird to think them showing how much they care after the act of infidelity will somehow put us on their side morally. they’re still bad people and no context exempts them from that.

    • @scorpioj3
      @scorpioj3 Před 2 lety +66

      @@korina-ellap3867 i haven't watched the video but i assue the woman is the cheater. i do really feel bad that these horrible things happened to her and i would never wish these things happening to anyone but that doesn't justify her hurting someone else. she's old enough and i think she managed to leave the toxic environment she's in. instead of posting, i think she needs therapy and take considerations for what she does for the relationship.

  • @JestersPrivilege18
    @JestersPrivilege18 Před 2 lety +3520

    Noel’s head is so shiny he literally looks like a Mii character

    • @KS-bp7rv
      @KS-bp7rv Před 2 lety +125

      I think it’s shiny because he’s actually bald and got hair tattoos

    • @ceedee876
      @ceedee876 Před 2 lety +16

      First 60 seconds solid I was just looking at his shiny head and that sick line up

    • @lanarose1075
      @lanarose1075 Před 2 lety +2

      Lmdao

    • @PrinceStarbourne
      @PrinceStarbourne Před 2 lety +5

      Damn I remember when he had his hair. Crazy.

    • @smashedheadash
      @smashedheadash Před 2 lety +3

      Call him Noel Mii-ller

  • @julianna2333
    @julianna2333 Před 2 lety +66

    omg when this zoophile thing was on, i was on my bed cuddled up with my doggo and i have NEVER felt this uncomfortable to be near someone

    • @jasper_the_techie
      @jasper_the_techie Před rokem +21

      Luckily they got doxed. Their dog was take away and they were put on house arrest

    • @yok2239
      @yok2239 Před rokem +9

      @@jasper_the_techie Deserved😊☝🏽

    • @jasper_the_techie
      @jasper_the_techie Před rokem

      @@yok2239 absolutely it was, Sappho was ruining the community, making for people think furry = zoophile when we probably hate zoos more than anyone

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 Před 2 lety +210

    I really want the person who said they’re into animals to be exposed, they don’t deserve anonymity, let them be shunned for being so disgusting

    • @jasper_the_techie
      @jasper_the_techie Před rokem +51

      They were actually, the furry community came together and doxed them. Got their dog taken away and they’re on house arrest now! Mission accomplished

    • @cupidream9702
      @cupidream9702 Před rokem +1

      @@jasper_the_techie Omg thank god. Furrys get a lot of bad rep & many assume all furrys are zoophiles, but from what I’ve seen, most are very kind and against zoophiles. Y’all did gods work by doxxing them and having their innocent dog taken away from them🙏

    • @jasper_the_techie
      @jasper_the_techie Před rokem +11

      @@cupidream9702 ikr, I was so relieved when I heard they got busted

    • @shavonelesperance9263
      @shavonelesperance9263 Před rokem

      @@jasper_the_techie How did you find that out?

    • @jasper_the_techie
      @jasper_the_techie Před rokem +3

      @@shavonelesperance9263 I’m not sure, I just remembered people saying online that that’s what happened. I could be totally wrong but that’s what I heard!

  • @Matt-ew3xx
    @Matt-ew3xx Před 2 lety +12188

    His editor is hands down the best, the top text bottom text and fish censors has me dying every time

  • @mykatharsis
    @mykatharsis Před 2 lety +2773

    "put the closest thing you have to Marvin's Room that's royalty free"
    >plays the worst beat ever made.mp3

  • @emalusabeth1422
    @emalusabeth1422 Před 2 lety +43

    When you pointed out the fact that the zoophile video was posted on 9/11 i absolutely lost my shit, Im going to hell for laughing that hard.

  • @waterfountain2046
    @waterfountain2046 Před 2 lety +85

    I would like to personally thank Noel on be half of a large majority of the viewers for skipping the,”zoophile,” video.
    Much love

  • @qkiwi802
    @qkiwi802 Před 2 lety +4959

    Noel we seriously cannot pretend that a pufferfish choking on a carrot is better than you just saying a cus word, please I am dying over here😭

    • @lichen5568
      @lichen5568 Před 2 lety +71

      Demonetisation, that’s why

    • @zebraaapje3320
      @zebraaapje3320 Před 2 lety +218

      Wuckey slush

    • @shannons3419
      @shannons3419 Před 2 lety +19

      bestie.... i don't think it was a cuss word

    • @bonshawty
      @bonshawty Před 2 lety +66

      @@zebraaapje3320 WUCKEY LMFAOOOO

    • @Dinanysos
      @Dinanysos Před 2 lety +135

      The worst thing is that every time I hear the EURGH I see the guy with the knife chopping up the puffer fish 10 seconds later, so while noel is cursing my head goes "dead fish dead fish dead fish"

  • @ppoppoiop6336
    @ppoppoiop6336 Před 2 lety +1969

    Editor killed this one ngl

    • @Karina-wc8id
      @Karina-wc8id Před 2 lety +44

      He always does ngl

    • @almondmelk
      @almondmelk Před 2 lety +30

      His editor is based as hell too. I love his commentary videos-his channel is Noah Samsen

  • @lilbean5847
    @lilbean5847 Před 2 lety +44

    as someone who has lost a significant other, when he said “‘are you gatekeeping grief?’ yes” LMAO

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Před 2 lety +46

    I feel like this is actually *lowering* my empathy to people because of how many cheating stories there are. it's just like holy shit how can so many people put their significant other through that shit so casually and it's just happening all the time and it sucks. *but not more than shitty boy's girl youknowwhati'msayin*

  • @zicon4
    @zicon4 Před 2 lety +1838

    "I use this mustache to respect women." I'm gonna have to use that sometime

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 Před 2 lety +2

      Well then do tell us how well did it work for you.

  • @liluziintrovert
    @liluziintrovert Před 2 lety +1545

    I’m sad Noel didn’t notice that the “be well” lady was 31 when it happened meaning she was GROWN and still fell for it

  • @bellaborrego5232
    @bellaborrego5232 Před 2 lety +18

    “and you posted this on Nine Eleven” got me so good

  • @ij2647
    @ij2647 Před rokem +27

    the hand on ass sleeping pic was hilarious, not an L at all. couple goals fr

  • @numberonetetofan
    @numberonetetofan Před 2 lety +4858

    "Zoomer Discovers Empathy And Sex Workers Are People Too" is an absolutely fantastic phrase. (Also the gamecube music behind it was rather comedic)

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 2 lety +8

      It's even funnier considering he himself is a sociopath who laughs at people's Ls for money. It's like hearing Ted Bundy telling me to respect women.

    • @StephanieLinda_
      @StephanieLinda_ Před 2 lety +41

      @@MK_ULTRA420 not the same at all smooth brain.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 2 lety +3

      @@StephanieLinda_ You getting mad about this literally proves my point lol

    • @Zamliyx3
      @Zamliyx3 Před 2 lety +9

      @@MK_ULTRA420 she is right tho

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Zamliyx3 That she lacks empathy? Yeah I agree with that.

  • @doorcharge0
    @doorcharge0 Před 2 lety +5029

    Gonna be honest, as someone with a weak ass moustache, he's doing better than expected

    • @bottomtextmafia5733
      @bottomtextmafia5733 Před 2 lety +3

      Gonna be honest, I don’t really care what you have to say

    • @Elena-bk4fs
      @Elena-bk4fs Před 2 lety +68

      @@bottomtextmafia5733 you cared enough to reply 🤫🤭

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 Před 2 lety +57

      @@bottomtextmafia5733 Gonna be honest, I don't care that you broke your elbow

    • @iflosseveryday4486
      @iflosseveryday4486 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Rex-golf_player810 i don’t freaking give a h*ck

    • @heartworkbykitty7933
      @heartworkbykitty7933 Před 2 lety +1

      Moustache
      Moo
      Stah
      Chi
      Lol
      Love that
      Going to use that spelling and pronunciation from now on
      Do you like my moo-stah-chee?

  • @BeesVee
    @BeesVee Před 2 lety +11

    “Take the L and uplift yourself” is the best thing to hear while going through a difficult breakup.

  • @jessiesagato4742
    @jessiesagato4742 Před 2 lety +108

    Noel: “cover the song with something closest to Marvin’s Room but still royalty free”
    Noah: 🎺📯📯🪗🪗🪗🎺🎺

  • @longstachkaido240
    @longstachkaido240 Před 2 lety +1232

    i feel so bad for shitboy, he lost the girl and the fight😭😭😭

    • @donwade9800
      @donwade9800 Před 2 lety +250

      And control of his bowels 🥲

    • @mr.sandman7339
      @mr.sandman7339 Před 2 lety +132

      Idk why he wanted to fight the dude, tho. If she's willingly cheating, she's not worth fighting for imo

    • @burntnikesock212
      @burntnikesock212 Před 2 lety +9

      @@donwade9800 I was coming to say this, but I knew it had already been said lmao

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy Před 2 lety +69

      @@mr.sandman7339 it was probably out of pride at that moment. and a lot of people tend to react to someone cheating on them by confronting the person that they were cheated on with, especially teenagers. I think it's just bc they're reacting out of shock, blind emotion & deflecting so some of them blame the 3rd party more than the actual cheater 💀

    • @braindeadstonehead9500
      @braindeadstonehead9500 Před 2 lety +21

      @@droomzy there's also some gender relations at play too. Most guys wouldnt even consider hitting a cheating gf because they're wired to not hit women and also because physically hurting someone you love is just nigh on impossible. At least that's what I've observed with the guys around me and myself. Plus, hitting a woman could be a social suicide too, even if some people would see you "right"

  • @MariTheStoryteller
    @MariTheStoryteller Před 2 lety +938

    did he not read that the woman as THIRTY ONE in the second post lmaooooo

    • @extrasagrada
      @extrasagrada Před 2 lety +134

      i read that and i was like ah, maybe i'm not doing so bad

    • @movitz6391
      @movitz6391 Před 2 lety +72

      Made that 10x worse

    • @60ftkingyahurd
      @60ftkingyahurd Před 2 lety +13

      lmfao I came to comment this but u did already good shit, it had me DYING 😂😂

  • @katiedickson0820
    @katiedickson0820 Před 2 lety +24

    “That’s me, Shitty Boy.”
    😂😂😂

  • @Sophia-hq4yb
    @Sophia-hq4yb Před 2 lety +1831

    a woman in my class told everyone that she regretted having kids and if she could go back in time she wouldn't have any. she literally went on for like 30 minutes how the dad was a dead beat and her youngest son who was born even though she had her tubes tied was a disappointment. I have no idea how that was allowed to go on for so long, but I think we were all just shocked.

    • @armpitsmcmarmar7994
      @armpitsmcmarmar7994 Před 2 lety +210

      There’s a book about women regretting motherhood. It’s sad yet comforting.

    • @gaz9317
      @gaz9317 Před 2 lety +380

      People dump their entire life story and traumas in a casual conversation and expect us to go "... so hows about the weather lately"

    • @joenuts1034
      @joenuts1034 Před 2 lety +158

      @@gaz9317 actually fucking hate when people do this, it’s just weird and it completely kills the mood.

    • @lisscat
      @lisscat Před 2 lety +19

      @The Smoking Salmon Kinda like how you were projecting earlier under other comments? lmao stfu

    • @pumppumpking
      @pumppumpking Před 2 lety +8

      @@lisscat
      THIS OMFG JANSJAJSNAJJSD

  • @nighthorizon7411
    @nighthorizon7411 Před 2 lety +1099

    damn Aleena is letting her fiancée upload on her channel a lot recently

    • @chelseakitkatz
      @chelseakitkatz Před 2 lety +17

      Wait they got engaged? I missed somethin damn

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM Před 2 lety +25

      @@chelseakitkatz yes they have been for awhile:)

  • @Pook-xr6dy
    @Pook-xr6dy Před 2 lety +7

    Oversharers are the funniest people I stg. They’re either the worst people alive or the best, no in between.

  • @ariyelmanser1472
    @ariyelmanser1472 Před 2 lety +9

    are you gatekeeping grief?
    noel-“yeah, i am”

  • @NDKfilms
    @NDKfilms Před 2 lety +955

    Okay, the bit with the VR chick saying she was a zoophile and had a thing for german shepherds (and me being a german shepard owner myself) made me physically recoil in my seat. Why would you just come out and admit that and think people would be like "Yeah sure, carry on.". I cringed so hard I nearly imploded lmao.

    • @davidk7439
      @davidk7439 Před 2 lety +214

      I'm a furry.
      These people are the fucking worst.
      Not only is it tough to kick them out of the community (like most predators, they don't self-identify, this one is an exception, overlap of interest in anthro animal characters with people *way too interested* in animals inevitable), but it makes a lot of us have to spend time distancing ourselves and promising that no, we don't want to fuck animals.
      They also *really* like to use progressive vocabulary and nomenclature to try and make it seem acceptable in LGBTQ+ spaces, and be included under the general umbrella (Same situation as NaMBLA in the late 90's and early 00's), which makes it worst for everybody under that branch, me included.

    • @user-gv9vy9xp4m
      @user-gv9vy9xp4m Před 2 lety +46

      @@babress3119 ur so funny hahahahahaha

    • @eej6900
      @eej6900 Před 2 lety +135

      God I hope she doesn’t own any dogs. Those poor things

    • @Iucebowel
      @Iucebowel Před 2 lety +43

      @@davidk7439 a furry without a furry profile pic, I didn't know you guys even existed

    • @whatisthis1958
      @whatisthis1958 Před 2 lety +34

      @@eej6900 She does, I am pretty sure. She also has a friend with a "mate" aka they are "romantically" involved with their dog.

  • @rubybennett998
    @rubybennett998 Před 2 lety +531

    legit just cried thinking about the systematic oppression women face in the workforce (i have a weak ass mustache btw)

  • @0bscura.0
    @0bscura.0 Před 2 lety +6

    Noel has the best chillest vibe.. feels nice with my chronic depression. Great content- thanks for the chuckles ✌️👍👍

  • @NivetFox
    @NivetFox Před 2 lety +10

    Sappho recently had a child kill themself after convincing them that they were a zoophile. Sappho needs to go to jail

  • @loganfrey_
    @loganfrey_ Před 2 lety +444

    Yeah the way social media has made people way too comfortable sharing certain things lol

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Před 2 lety +20

      I absolutely love and hate it at the same time

    • @loganfrey_
      @loganfrey_ Před 2 lety +17

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 definitely has a place for certain events but like Noel said grief is one of those that it's just weird lol

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Před 2 lety +9

      @@loganfrey_ when girly said she'd pick out the girls he'd cheat with I was so dumbfounded

    • @loganfrey_
      @loganfrey_ Před 2 lety +9

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 yeah...like ma'am this is not something that anyone else should know but you and that horrible man

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer Před 2 lety +16

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 he seriously abused her mentally and emotionally with that. Like, that is full on psychological trauma.

  • @lanathebeholder9813
    @lanathebeholder9813 Před 2 lety +682

    I didn't know cheating was so common until I found Noel's channel.

  • @trytoo5167
    @trytoo5167 Před 2 lety +15

    That 6 week break thing is actually top tier pettyness.

  • @emclovin6962
    @emclovin6962 Před 2 lety +16

    i’m a sex worker and tell everyone to “drive safe!” with a hug as i walk them to the door….
    oh god lol. i wonder if i’ve ever kickstarted anyone’s feelings like that.

    • @_Sloppyham
      @_Sloppyham Před 2 měsíci

      Probably, if it’s a person’s first time paying for sex they may not know if they can separate sex from emotions or not. So receiving a loving gesture like a hug and wishing safety upon a person after sex might mess with some (not all, of course) people’s emotions

  • @tosina2946
    @tosina2946 Před 2 lety +370

    The girl who would choose who her man would cheat on her with…sounds like it was an abusive situation

    • @lolalove6141
      @lolalove6141 Před 2 lety +52

      Oh absolutely

    • @simonebarbee2932
      @simonebarbee2932 Před 2 lety +72

      It was. She was afraid he would hurt her or other ppl if she left

    • @babiebitch1756
      @babiebitch1756 Před 2 lety +69

      No fuckin shit??

    • @randomuserwitharandomname6183
      @randomuserwitharandomname6183 Před 2 lety +29

      @The Smoking Salmon Stop it, you troll, you have told people: to go have a panic attack, and now you're blaming the victim for being cheated and abused on??
      Everyone featured in this video literally have it better than you, even the choking fish.

  • @gisenberg
    @gisenberg Před 2 lety +575

    8:26 'Put the closest thing to Marvins Room that's royalty free"
    I fucking knew it was coming and I still laughed hard af

  • @Jo-jj7ve
    @Jo-jj7ve Před 2 lety +19

    We need a Spotify playlist of all of Noah's covers

  • @dharmaferrera3027
    @dharmaferrera3027 Před 2 lety +1

    This is one of my favorite videos you've done. Didn't know I needed it til now❣

  • @alexdunn3298
    @alexdunn3298 Před 2 lety +710

    The video just ended and I missed everything after “sucked his toes during back shots”, because I’m so stumped trying to figure out those logistics

    • @nicerock5506
      @nicerock5506 Před 2 lety +33

      “he” could be the one getting pounded

    • @alexdunn3298
      @alexdunn3298 Před 2 lety +68

      @@nicerock5506 Please explain those backshot logistics as well, because this just hurts my brain further.

    • @nicerock5506
      @nicerock5506 Před 2 lety +11

      @@alexdunn3298 okay so they're gay, and the guy hitting it from the back has to suck the guy he's pounding's foot

    • @alexdunn3298
      @alexdunn3298 Před 2 lety +117

      @@nicerock5506 There’s got to be some yoga shit involved.

    • @__rm307
      @__rm307 Před 2 lety +81

      @@alexdunn3298 exactly. Gay or not - how? Double jointed knees 🙃😭

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot Před 2 lety +250

    S3x is a kind of intimacy whether people like it or not. So having soft feelings for someone you just hooked up with, there is nothing wrong with that. Just don’t expect anything from them if it was just an established hookup.

    • @soraya131
      @soraya131 Před 2 lety +15

      this comment!! honestly so so true

  • @Zeromight548
    @Zeromight548 Před 2 lety +11

    10:21 instead of listening I hope everyone just straight up sent the video to a police department

  • @kstarmi
    @kstarmi Před 2 lety +6

    5:16 "oh man - thussy"

  • @alaynaroscoe3961
    @alaynaroscoe3961 Před 2 lety +751

    noel’s extremely feminist shit on the wake me up trend is impressive. truly a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @j.downey6081
    @j.downey6081 Před 2 lety +392

    the toenail hitting the roof of the mouth was genuinely the first time i gagged while watching a youtube video.
    thanks, noel :))

    • @jeremyroberts8822
      @jeremyroberts8822 Před 2 lety +6

      Yea that was absolutely foul, feel bad for her fr. She shoulda just told him I ain’t touchin your nasty rank ass toes 🤢

    • @luciedavy6948
      @luciedavy6948 Před 2 lety +7

      I'm so sorry to ask you this but I can not for the love of me figure out how that can be possible
      From what I read, backshots means being taken from behind.. how on earth can that dirty man put his disgusting unclipped toes in his partner's mouth ?
      You were the only comment I found talking about it and I needed to have answers lmao

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 Před 2 lety +1

      @@luciedavy6948 not necessarilly being taken from behind, just means finishing from behind, the op must do yoga or something, but it is possible, good for op for looking after that physical health. now all thats left is the emotional health since therapy can help with the oversharing (non derogatory, everyone deserves therapy)

  • @gracehattori5517
    @gracehattori5517 Před 2 lety +1

    Ur the only CZcamsrs left I find comfort in and watch when I’m too depressed to leave bed but u still make me laugh. Thanks Noel

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 Před 2 lety +8

    I just noticed the GameCube intro under Noel’s titling at 5:07 and I’m actually losing my marbles thank you Noah

  • @dylanburris9593
    @dylanburris9593 Před 2 lety +202

    cant tell anymore if the censor sound is the actual fish or just noel’s imitation from the podcast

  • @ivorellarackley4401
    @ivorellarackley4401 Před 2 lety +122

    "Dude are you gate keeping grief?"
    "Yeah, I am. 😤"

  • @toryslapper69
    @toryslapper69 Před 2 lety

    The impact font editing always gets me, nice going bud

  • @rie4449
    @rie4449 Před 2 lety +4

    "dude are you gatekeeping grief?"
    "yeah I am"

  • @dontknow4389
    @dontknow4389 Před 2 lety +240

    Wth why was "C" the funniest shit I've heard today 😂

  • @nicolelawrence3877
    @nicolelawrence3877 Před 2 lety +147

    he looks like the "you was at the club, bottoms up when I first met you" guy now

  • @ILoveYou-bv7mf
    @ILoveYou-bv7mf Před 2 lety +8

    Wow...that last one though, they gave her name to their baby after cheating on her?!?!?!
    Thanks for the Lift Yourself Up! I needed that haha!

  • @luciengray
    @luciengray Před 2 lety

    yooo so glad you used the bomberman song at the start. i sampled it in a track and tripped me out when i heard it in your video.

  • @hasooyoung3939
    @hasooyoung3939 Před 2 lety +45

    i can't control my oversharing problem. like ive tried desperately to, but its kind of like people who have a hard time opening up, im the opposite, my problem is not shutting up, i will talk to people for like a day and they'll know so much about me, ive literally tried everything i could, but for some reason i cant keep things to myself. its so bad and also attracts narcissists. im ngl this video made me feel called out 😭

    • @Herrejesus_
      @Herrejesus_ Před 2 lety +16

      I do the same shit. I force myself to always try to think "does this person actually need to know this? Or am I just seeking empathy or can't shut up for other reasons". 50% of the time, it almost never works

    • @azula9830
      @azula9830 Před 2 lety +2

      Dont worry youre not the only one 🥲 cuz me too

    • @mr.thammisses6119
      @mr.thammisses6119 Před 2 lety +2

      Sounds like you are the narcissist here.

    • @hasooyoung3939
      @hasooyoung3939 Před 2 lety +4

      @@mr.thammisses6119 yeah i dont think you know what narcissism actually is. i was raised by one lool and she's never been confident or even talked about herself not once. because that's not what narcissism is thats just confidence but i fw u for trying

    • @hasooyoung3939
      @hasooyoung3939 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mr.thammisses6119 this kind of behaviour is literally a symptom of being raised by a narcissist you would know that if you did one google search.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Před 2 lety +440

    Most of these are why did you post that and not go to therapy, then others are like EXCUSE ME BUT GO TO JAIL

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Před 2 lety +18

      “Hello, officer? Yeah you’re gonna wanna see this sh*t they just posted. I know! It’s like they forget you exist! Hahahaha okay well go get em and have a good day now”

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer Před 2 lety +11

      Therapy is expensive and inaccessible for most of us. I’ve been on a waiting list for the only therapist my insurance will cover for close to a year and a half now, and they don’t think it’ll be sooner than two years from now that I’ll finally get in. I’ve had to take myself off social media and completely isolate myself from every person I knew.

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 Před 2 lety +5

      @@doubtful_seer jail is free

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer Před 2 lety +2

      @@anna_banana414 are... are you implying the group of people who need therapy belong in jail? Otherwise, jail head nothing to do with my comment.

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 Před 2 lety +6

      @@doubtful_seer nooo lol, i actually was in therapy but then had to stop because my insurance wouldn’t cover it, i was just saying that in regards to the original comment you replied to, that some of these people need therapy OR jail lol

  • @arijeanz
    @arijeanz Před 2 lety

    i don't really like commetary/social media browsing type youtubers but this dude just hits. the editing is also funny ngl. subbed!

  • @atlasintokyo1752
    @atlasintokyo1752 Před 2 lety +38

    the sex worker part made me feel so confident and happy that you understand how I should be treated thank you so much

    • @snipes1000
      @snipes1000 Před 2 lety

      How should whores be treated?

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 Před 2 lety +1

      @@snipes1000 Not the weeb talking about sex workers like you don’t jack it to tentacle porn hentai 5 hours a day. Behave yourself.

  • @jackswain742
    @jackswain742 Před 2 lety +162

    Thought for sure he was gonna end it with “let’s turn that L into the beginning of a new sentence: Like, comment and subscribe”

  • @yeehaw2982
    @yeehaw2982 Před 2 lety +192

    anyone else just cant wrap their head around the logistics of toe sucking during backshots??? how??

    • @kemimin4950
      @kemimin4950 Před 2 lety +25

      scrolling so far down to find any comment about it.. even googled if i didn't mix up the meaning -_- if she had to do it to him while he's finishing on a third person (which is the only way i can think of it being possible), that would be a massive L for sure though

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 2 lety +9

      A trend in P is putting your foot on the receivers face during d0ggy and them then sucking your toes

    • @yaboi8268
      @yaboi8268 Před 2 lety +16

      @@lauratroy13 now how do you know this

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 2 lety +3

      @@yaboi8268 what do you think? 😂 I clicked on a P site

    • @yeehaw2982
      @yeehaw2982 Před 2 lety +7

      @@lauratroy13 but how??? im not gonna look for a visual lmfao but like how are they bending their body for that move to work? i literally cant imagine it

  • @greenrob
    @greenrob Před 2 lety +5

    Dude editing Noel’s videos has impeccable taste in video game music from the Bomberman Hero cuts to the Wii U Wi-Fi music. Mad respect.

    • @goldenmilktea4992
      @goldenmilktea4992 Před rokem

      Thank you! I was trying to figure out what that song was called. It sounded so familiar.

  • @bananalover6047
    @bananalover6047 Před 2 lety

    Noah, I love your music choice. I like when you make the song yourself, and I especially liked the fire beat you put over the "you think you can hurt me" Tik Tok. Fire

  • @sheisaMachine
    @sheisaMachine Před 2 lety +40

    Recently saw a video on FB where a guy filmed himself telling his girlfriend he knew they were related before they started dating and didn’t tell her. She didn’t know and he refused to meet her grandma bc that was his grandma lol

  • @fauna5328
    @fauna5328 Před 2 lety +393

    The sound of the pufferfish biting the carrot in the background is killing me

  • @Deadwetgothuncle
    @Deadwetgothuncle Před rokem +3

    6:43 Professor Snape be like 😂

  • @nathanthegamemaniac9214

    “Are you gatekeeping grief, yeah….I am”

  • @TheArtisanGeek
    @TheArtisanGeek Před 2 lety +363

    I was 1 minute in watching this vid and something felt really off. Then I realised Noel hadn't yet stared me down lmao. I'll see myself to the like button.

    • @adityababar6738
      @adityababar6738 Před 2 lety +12

      Get ready for a longass stare in next video then 😐

  • @msleahb12
    @msleahb12 Před 2 lety +131

    I follow the toes during backshots person and she’s basically bout EVERYTHING she tweets fr😭😭 she was most likely serious

    • @sunny100294
      @sunny100294 Před 2 lety +2

      What does backshots mean?

    • @OliviaConroy
      @OliviaConroy Před 2 lety +11

      Okay I feel dumb but how was she able to suck his toes in the middle of backshots? Like how is that even physically possible? Or was he with another girl and he made the twitter girl do nothing but mess with his toes?

    • @msleahb12
      @msleahb12 Před 2 lety +1

      @@OliviaConroy i would assume he had one leg up

  • @HamboneSupafly
    @HamboneSupafly Před 2 lety

    This is the first video of yours that I've seen and I'm stoked!! 🖤🤘🏻

  • @giopentangeli6971
    @giopentangeli6971 Před 2 lety +8

    9:58 worst thing to happen on that day

  • @adspoon1859
    @adspoon1859 Před 2 lety +52

    how you not bald but the light still reflects off your head lmao

  • @sidtheserotoninkid8801
    @sidtheserotoninkid8801 Před 2 lety +41

    your stare is so strong, you don’t even need to do it anymore. i sometimes go back to old videos to make sure i liked.

  • @corinsolis2585
    @corinsolis2585 Před 2 lety

    see you in Austin! so excited for the show

  • @strange4414
    @strange4414 Před 2 lety

    I just found this channel and am happy to have found a good commentary channel to subscribe to for the first time in a long time

  • @fishfillet0
    @fishfillet0 Před 2 lety +139

    I am genuinely traumatized by the blowfish noise. Dude, the I pain feel in the depths of my bones when I hear that noise... the hurt. The trauma. I love Noel and I can't watch this video because I'm afraid. I'm afraid of the blowfish torture video soundbite.

    • @qsy190
      @qsy190 Před 2 lety +22

      I honestly don't get it... wtf is going on?
      Is it not a creature being tortured for laughs?
      It honestly makes me feel sick and really sad. At what happened and how well it is received... fucking depressing.

    • @serene3175
      @serene3175 Před 2 lety

      @The Smoking Salmon wtf?? lmao

  • @sadmushroom4834
    @sadmushroom4834 Před 2 lety +50

    The first tiktok is from a creator who is super open about their past trauma and dealing with addiction so the post was related to that, to show people that change can happen

    • @themikatoon
      @themikatoon Před 2 lety +7

      Was about to comment this too! She was molested her whole childhood, of course that's going to mess up with her relationships and healthy views on what love is.

    • @johnvarvatos5654
      @johnvarvatos5654 Před 2 lety +7

      @@themikatoon she doesn’t get a pass for cheating tho

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 Před 2 lety +18

      @@johnvarvatos5654 who said she did though? her tiktok is about working on herself and fixing her mistakes. we can congratulate her for change, especially for something like infidelity

    • @MayFlora
      @MayFlora Před 2 lety +2

      @@astrolouise6904 no.

    • @CorHellekin
      @CorHellekin Před 2 lety +11

      @@johnvarvatos5654 You have very little empathy, huh. FYI her husband cheated on her as well.

  • @aimeerovere9112
    @aimeerovere9112 Před 2 lety

    I was like oh what's this series like and the first TikTok had me squinting immediately

  • @MikeTheCriticalGamer
    @MikeTheCriticalGamer Před rokem

    Come back to Canada soon! Would love to see you live.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Před 2 lety +659

    We need more episodes of Cody and Noel Do!