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“My son has other options”
“Yeah you got options too, cremated or buried?”
czcams.com/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/video.html . .
"nah, toss my whole body down a gorilla den, I want them to swing that shit around"
“how you want the will split? halfway down the family tree? 2:3 ratio? who’s getting the house? we don’t have much time left, bitch. hurry up.”
Dororo goated
@@7thhokage87 hey naruto, glad you got good taste in anime 💀
This man really just talked about how he’d crush an infant’s head like a soft boiled egg and then proceeded to promote a ticketing app. 💀
Seems like a normal Noel Miller video to me
anyone seeing this dont click on any of those links theyre 100% phishing scams
Within like the first few minutes too LOL really set the tone for the vid
yeah i want to as well
@@shylo3579 thanks babe
"Some women just cannot stand other women being happy. Even if it's their own daughters."
I feel seen
mommy issues gang rise up
Does your mom have multiple sisters?
@Cc cC soooo men who call every man who loves his girlfriend a simp?
Noel has figured it out
@@user-hd2wk7xr4z yup yup
“A bunch of moms have been in my algorithm” Noel are you trying to tell us something
Omg he’s gonna be a mom
this is just 13 minutes of reasons why noel should not be given a kid
czcams.com/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/video.html . .
I was literally about to leave this same comment, and I’m not even 2 minutes in
Nah for real to see him hold that baby just from its head
Fr fr
Hey nice pfp
"Support it for six years" um Noel do you know how children work
6 years then off to the coal mines ⛏️
His math is a little off...
He meant it during the roughly six years when your child is ugly, like from ages 10 to 16
@@shadymilkman443 💀💀💀
after six years u just kick it out like nope bye
How u gonna talk about squishing a baby's head like a boiled egg then just Segway into your sponsor three seconds later 😂😂
@J Dude no
Starting the sponsor with "Noel with less facial hair" and it not being a manscaped ad really fucked me up
Him doing a song with “we cooking as of late” in the lyrics and it not being a hello fresh ad pissed me off
noel looking like the uncle that always has a gig next week
lmaoooo
czcams.com/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/video.html ..
I havent unlocked that one
thats a whole violation
Why is this so true?? 😂💀
My boyfriend says he likes Noel’s videos but is uncomfortable with how he looks into the camera. He feels like he’s being seduced.
That’s what I like about Noel’s videos.
Don't we all feel like that?
He is.
Well he is, so yeah
Your boyfriend is not lying 🙂😔.
“I don’t judge moms because moms have to have kids” a true statement from Noel Miller.
It really was the most statement of all time.
Hi, my mom is the one marrying my ex that is my TikTok 🤠 as for what it’s like, it’s terrible. Love your videos Noel❤️❤️
Wtf.... that’s enough internet for me today hope u ok
My god. That's actually disgusting im so sorry. That's not even a mother
i may throw up
What is your family reunion like
@@StevenDoesStuff aw hell naw. i wouldnt take part in it.
The spreading 🐱 thing made me question life and how there’s people like this with their family
@Alec IIRC her mom asked her to do it but she ended up not actually doing it
Reminds me of that TLC show where the mom and daughter get waxed together.
Why would you even do it _there?_ That's just begging for an infection.
I accidentally used my moms razor the other day and she was mad at me for a whole hour. I can’t imagine asking your kid to do that
"Question life"?
Moms on Tik Tok kinda feels like a fever dream sometimes, like sometimes they’re good but sometimes I can’t comprehend what I just watched
czcams.com/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/video.html
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@@hypercept it's the entirety of the internet, honestly
That's probably the same feeling moms have when they watch what we do on tiktok
Noel: *crushes imaginary baby head*… “Lemme thank the sponsor”
Noah's rendition of the 'my mom' song was a fucking masterpiece
lol I was looking for this comment. I skipped back to listen to it like ten times
@@bananalover6047 ik and his face popping up like that combined with the Wii soundbites was 👌
Watching this while eating something. Its a Noel video roulette.
Lol fr whenever i eat something and wanna watch a video i make sure to steer clear of Noel, Cody, Kurtis, etc just because some of their jokes are just not for meal time💀
You know, you'd think I'd have learned my lesson by now
I fr had to contemplate and ready myself before sitting down with my milk and cookies to watch this video 😭🤚
EVERY DAMN TIME HAHAHAHAH
i was eating a sandwich and gagged at some point in the video don’t remember when
“My boy has options”
“So do serial killers”
Let's call my coworker Jane. Jane was in a relationship with a guy for ten years. They were high school sweethearts. They had two kids together. Then things didn't go so well. They broke up. Jane's ex then slept with her mother. He also slept with her sister who he also got pregnant. Now Jane's two kids have a cousin who is also their more-than-half (?) sibling
Based
What the actual fuck?!
I literally screamed....
I literally could not make any of this shit up. If you only knew what else she's had to endure since all that happened. He got into drugs and came back to beat her and lit his sister's car on fire. This guy is now with another girl who he beats and is carrying his child. The guy Jane dated after him is a serial cheater. They were together 4 years and in those four years, he cheated on her several times and then got two girls pregnant who then aborted his kid. They went on their first ever vacation together to Vegas in April and then two weeks later, he left her. Turns out he got another girl pregnant and is begging Jane to take him back. She really knows how to pick 'em.
@@JDizzleFoshizzle67 both of Jane's exes should be neutered for the sake of humanity.
Noel’s dry humor and Noah’s absurd editing is such a beautiful combination :,)
The “you need to leave” sound bite LITERALLY sent me to Mars
guess you did as the sound bite told you to do then
omg are you like LITERALLY on mars?! 🤪
Is Noah restricted to only Moshi Monsters sound effects for Noel's videos? It's great.
I'm still mourning my Moshi Monster to this day...
OH MY GOD I didn’t know why I knew those sounds!
in which Noel avoids using the wrong pronouns by simply referring to every child as “it”
The window one makes me sad. you're scaring your kid for what 🙃 she's gonna be paranoid for a while now
Yeah I thought it was mean. Imagine the nightmares she might be inducing. Fucked up
not to mention, another comment pointed out that the kid has a black eye which raises more red flags (if merely laughing about scaring your kid was not enough)
Yeah, that one was downright abuse. Imagine how scared she must've been, she literally thought someone was knocking on her window and her mom wasn't responding to her calls.
i swear if you call a hot dog a glizzy, i will automatically assume that you are a bad person
FR I was like “oh that’s just slang for glock I think” and then I found on Google it’s somehow a LEGIT word for Hot Dog in DC or something like….damn y’all are THAT weird huh?
@@cheyennecolin5546 PLS
Glizzy gatling gun, the Auto hot dog dispenser the.. nvm I'll see myself out
You tryna hate on my boy paymoney wubby?
@@maverickpope9452 BAHAHAHAH
Shoutout to the CZcamsrs that change their shirt when they are doing the sponsored part so i can tell when its over when I’m skipping it
Casey Anthony just clocked Noel as a potential babysitter if she ever has another kid...
Oh boy, that was heavy 💀 hahahah
Uh-
apparently in 2019 she was thinking about it, so 😬
this is just 13 minutes of noel being a menace to society
Time to ignore my wife’s lawyer and watch a new noel miller video.
🤔
@@Mrs.Self.Distruct 😳
THATS HILARIOUS! what’s the lawyer saying? 😭
I’m sorry this is so funny😭😂😂
@@deez9966 he keeps calling saying something about “custody” and “never seeing your kids again”
he doesn't even have to tell me to do it anymore I just press like
czcams.com/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/video.html ,
Same here I think it's the sexy mixed with a tinge of fear that does it for me lol.
He trained us
he’s conditioned us
Stockholm
One of my favorite memories of my mom occurred when I was 6. I woke up, and everyone in my house was gone, so I thought they left. I started calling for my mom around the house and crying, and then she fucking launched herself out of a closet as soon as I walked by and screeched. I fell on the floor and nearly shit myself. I was crying so hard and she could barely catch her breath from laughing so hard.
That makes me angry, I feel sorry for you 😔
@@vronicavliz4115 it was terrifying in the moment but, looking back, it’s fucking hilarious to me now. Especially because, my mother is a very loving and pretty serious person, so this was super out of character for her. That was one of the reasons it shocked me so much.
this is hysterical im sorry
Noel with facial hair: “I could just murder that tiny baby”
Noel without facial hair: “big thanks to the sponsor of this video”
nobody:
noels mum:
i will name my child christmas but ✨fReNcH✨
Is Noel Christmas in French or am I just an idiot
@@thezoo8461 Noël in french means Christmas but if you dont speak french you would have no reason to know that
Bold of you to make jokes about names, Lucy Martin-FARMER
@@dearthofdoohickeys4703 the fact the my last initials are mf has nothing to do with this...
@@lucymf3469 Why are you annoyed? You make a joke about Noel’s name but when someone makes a joke about yours you get annoyed. What?
Emotional incest needs to STOP 😭
"They have to support it for six years till it gets a job", love that Noel is supportive of child labour
nice to know noels approach to parenthood is "they got 30 years to fix that in therapy"
I was JUST scrolling though my CZcams feed, bored out of my mind and wondering what to watch, THANK YOU NOEL
czcams.com/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/video.html ..
Same
Bro imagine yo mom records your conception and puts it on her onlyfans
For a sec I thought u meant birth, and I was like… isn’t that child pornography???
@@hunterhawkins5960 don't... think so? Honestly not sure how that would be categorized.
I'm sure this has happened more than a few times on purpose or accidentally
@@genieinthepot2455 I'm pretty sure I saw an article a couple months back about an Onlyfans star livestreaming her kid's birth... 😬😬
Homeboy was a little too lit about his mom taking that shot like she did
I'd always support my sons with their partners, because I want to be there to help both of them and who they date/love. If my partner's Mum told me their son has 'options' - I'd def remind them they're a coffin dodger.
not even 3 minutes in and noel already compared a baby with a boiled egg lmao
6:07 nah Noel you completely right. It's called _emotional incest_
Seat geek has been scamming people. They source tickets from wherever and will just ghost you if you don't get your Tix
And you can’t win any court cases against them if you decide to sue because they just take it to arbitration where it never sees the light of day. Glad people are finally speaking out against them
I’ve only ever seen ASS prices on that website. The tickets from the main source is always cheaper. I never understood it
Honestly, most companies that mass sponsor youtubers are sketchy as hell or just sell junk. 100% understand why they take these sponsors and I don’t blame them, but I’d rather support them by buying merch or almost any way else.
@@gracefoster7587 what about like honey and express vpn?
@@kirafeara honey is fine for me, it would be kind of hard for them scam you in any way but that’s just been my experience
Noels sarcastic backhand feminism gives me so much life
nothing better to prepare me to watch a seatgeek ad segment than thinking about squishing a baby's head
thanks noel
Monster Jam is sick af. Went to one at Eldora Speedway and when we were not even out of the parking lot my buddy just threw up from how much he was screaming
Epic
Yeah, your name verifies this story as true.
@@kingmankingboy8743 What.
Yo im 22 & it’s gon be my first time going next week & this shit just PUMPED me TF UP LMAO IM TRYNA THROW UP FROM EXCITEMENT WTF
@@lazersneverdie3561 yup, your name checks out
My ex girlfriend currently has two kids and an engagement with her mom's ex. Shits wild
So she's marrying her former step dad?
Taking Family Strokes to a new level
You dodged a nuclear missile
Sounds like grooming was involved
@@radhiadeedou8286 not like technically because her mom didn't marry him that's why I said her mom's ex even though it's more words than step dad.
Dude the mom doing the shot, that’s my friends mom. That’s the video that got super popular of my moms friend and now everyone is hitting on my friends mom!
that's really impressive dude
I was deep in the foul jungle of yt shorts,until you posted.
Thank you noel.
czcams.com/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/video.html .
Bro they're so bad😭
Ah yes, reheated tiktok.
“Foul jungle” is so right😂😂
Just get TikTok at that point
3:01 to Noah big thanks to you, I actually find it so dissatisfying when we can't hear anything and it's just muted or a whole other song taking away from the cringe we kinda want to secretly feel, so thanks for that
"what is she like 13?" that's like a 9 yr old bro 😭😭😭
6:30 “knock knock! Who’s that? It’s death”
Can we agree that Noel should not be a mom
I'd be very concerned of he ever became a mom
PLEASE do a weird dm's video about weird stories with their mom
"I could just crush this helpless infant's skull...anyways, here's an ad"
noah's editing and choice of sound effects just amplifies noel's weirdness 69 fold in all the right ways
dude getting married to his ex mom prolly came over like, 'Yeah tell me bout ya mom tho'
Bruuhhh.... All jokes aside, i feel hella bad for that 13 year old kid whos mom has an onlyfans. Never seen someone so down bad from some noodes. Poor kid
That shit was definitely written by an adult
@@abbymorris7372 Fr how the fuck can a thirteen yr old write that good I was struggling with the different "you're" and "your" at that age LMFAO
@@Larsoff it is not that hard to write well at 13 lol
@@kaitlynn6976 it was confirmed to be fake so.
@TheraputicalQestonz there are a bunch of young kids aspiring to be writers and authors who even start writing stories at 13, so I’m not surprised by the well written grammar here. Don’t undermine young teens, a lot of them are smarter than you think.
im really angry about the mom scaring her baby video - their nervous system is soooo sensitive and they should * never * learn to be afraid of their lifeline, their mom
seriously... every time i see a parent scare their 7yo or younger kid, i see red. it's a little better when the kid is like 8+ but even then, i've seen too many videos where they take it too far. eg, the mom in the window :/ it's like the parents forget/don't care that they're The Most Important Person/People in their kid's life. and once that trust is broken... you can bet those parents are the gonna be the same ones throwing a fit when their kid sets _any_ boundaries
hi i love you
Stfu
@@chatman4998 what do you want to accomplish with this comment? They’re right
@@cooperramos2700 and what do you accomplish replying and @ me pls exit 👉🏾🚪
lady: im 20 years old and my mum thinks she can take my phone, so i took her kitchen!
me on 02/oct: could this be the origin of the devious lick???
noel it's me again requesting that you eat only lucky charms and capn crunch all berries and review your experience after it comes out
Ummmmm excuse me wtf ? Lmaoooo
Woah, what’s up checkmark?
Pls stfu😭
that video would be so good. ik what will happen from experience
Please ✨ Cease and desist ✨
Seat geek reviewing this “did he just… did he say egg? Hed crush it? Yeah sounds fine. Go ahead and sponsor”
Im gay and my step mum "slept" with my bf (also gay). And by slept with him i mean he was passed out drunk. First time I've seen my mother throw hands after finding out my step mum did that.
Jesus Christ I paused everything to read that over a few times wtf
Wow
Wtf
wtf, just curious (you don't have to share the details) but i hope your bf's alright btw
Omg…
Jesus that’s so evil dude
the editing is so good, the "you need to leave" was really good
that's all, thanks Noah
Only Noel talks about how he could crush a baby's head in his hand and then thanks sponsors right after.
thank you noah
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Noel makes some degree of incest joke
I love how Noel is completely serious while watching the clips and then it cuts to him laughing
seriously grandmas can be so cold, the other day i sent my grandma a picture of myself and her reply was only a barf emoji 🥲
The purple lighting is ✨E V E R Y T H I N G✨
9:35
Aleena: wait why?
Noel explaining motherhood so accurately it just straight up horrifying
9:25 his face 💀💀💀 he just HAD to see it again
im so glad he said the things he did in this video. as a survivor, im so glad he has my back bc why r parents wanting reactions out of their kids just so they can be mean to them? theyre children!!
Thank you Noah for your creative and hard work!!
Beautiful acapella covers Noah!! 🔥🔥
noah’s editing makes me laugh so hard good job noah
Noah, thank you for your service. Genuinely.
1:17 im worried for noel lmaoooo
Thank u Noah for saving my life w the renditions
4:40
I can confirm this
My relationship with my mom is very good
my mom has never slept with an ex of mine but if she ever did that’d the day i’d put my mom to rest
love the melee sound fx in the beginning
this is the video i've been waiting for
Whenever you upload, my day automatically gets a little better
Your voice always puts me to sleep this is coming from somebody with insomnia so I thank you! I enjoy your content nightly it's just something about your voice that puts me out cold. When you and Cody get together it is the complete opposite!! I can't stop laughing when you two are together! Again thank you!
thanks noah for your beautiful vocals
Hyped to see this man live in LA next month! And got tickets to the TMG livestream! Letsss goooo
Now this is the content I’m subscribed for
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2:41 this is better than the original audio, the best vocals i'va heard in a while
I love these videos man.
chill vibes all around, Noel and these comments are lit!
That rendition of My Mom was glorious. Give that man a raise.
“Stfu you know exactly what I’m talking about”
No Noel I really don’t, I’m a little worried tbh
Hey Noah, thanks for the songs. We appreciate you
thank u noah❤️ vocals king
noel bringing up oedipus in this video is so incredibly cursed
Bingus loves everyone
Have a nice day
Oh hi bingus
Noah really does an exceptional job with the editing on these
the time placement of the seat geek ad is the funniest thing youve ever done , thank you for this