Weird DM's: Bad Tattoos
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- čas přidán 2. 03. 2021
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they left her on the table, cheeks in the WIND, in front of pete davidson!?!?! i would not have had the mental fortitude to deal with that, kudos to her lmao
Sameeee LMAOOO 😭
i’d cry omfg 😭😭
I would've at least asked for a hit like damn 😭😂
I would not be able to recover, I’m sorry.
Humiliation ritual
For "in a frat house, on a dab, never got trained in tattooing," that bumblebee is like the fucking Mona Lisa.
I was amazed how good it was tbh lmao.
Dude's a legend
@@lennartmakkink7427 fr
@@lennartmakkink7427 what an absolute lad
I thought the same thing lol
last girl realized about halfway through that she was telling a trauma story 😭😭
She said I don’t know I guess that’s not funny that’s just kinda sad 😭 💀
her voice was shaking i was waiting for her to start crying lmao
My heart! 😭😭
@@user-yr9ts1fh4b right 😭
Why do Carolines always do that
"So I'm laying there, ass out. Barbeque sauce on my cheeks"
lmaooooo
This is it. This comment, right here, is the vibe of this whole video.
@@juliocezarsilva5979 😂🤣
*in a frat house
“So I’m laying there, chicken in hand. Barbecue sauce on my ankle”
That last girl sounded like she was 0.2 seconds away from having a full break down for half of her video LMFAOO
Bruh I felt bad I just wanted to give her a hug 😭
It's the nerves
what a surprise seeing you here 💆♀️
That’s how I would be lol. Even if I’m not actually feeling nervous mentally, my body always has a physical nervous/anxious response to having to do like a presentation, or telling a story to someone. Especially if it’s going to be sent to a youtuber to react to with millions of followers 😆
Props to her hahaha
I mean if Pete Davidson saw my ass and was like meh and decided to go smoke a blunt with my tattooer, id be on the verge of a breakdown too lmaooo
The fact that she poked herself the verb “reborn” in french with pen ink, ALSO while munching barbecued chicken and that shit got infected got me howling
"wow that's ugly"
But it's French!
"Still ugly"
LMAO i really tried it. It was a sign that i needed to go back to therapy
@@sydbeee9565 to be honest the lines weren’t even that bad! I wouldn’t have done any better, also you got me crying laughing with your story and how nonchalantly you told it
@@sydbeee9565 I hope you're ok, infection like that is no joke
@@sydbeee9565 girl your writing wasn’t even bad it’s just the fact that you dropped bbq chicken sauce on it and it got infected i’m CRYINGG
she lied there ASS NAKED and they didn’t offer her the blunt?? rude.
I was thinking the same thing man like?? Not even gonna offer her any?? Very rude.
Clearly I've found my people
Fr
ikr i mean they not even gonna pass the blunt?? shameful
I was so upset and thought like: "Ngl, I would have fucking ASKED for that blunt already being ass naked serving as fanservice."
That bee was honestly not horrible, I’m honesty a little impressed after hearing the build up
Ngl ive seen so many worse ones from sober professionals, im impressed
it honestly would've looked great if the legs and wings were even, and it's still pretty cute as-is. could've been a heck of a lot worse
i think it’s really good lol, granted i dont have any tattoos and i don’t know much about them but to me it looks great
The tattoo wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t “tattoo parlor quality”. The thing that annoyed me about the whole thing was her taking forever to tell the story. If you’re gonna drag it on like that then it better be a horrible tattoo.
Last girl: "I feel like it's not really that funny, it's just kinda sad"
Noel: *proceeds to laugh maniacally*
Hi
me
That wasn’t a stick and poke at that point, that was an engraving😩
It looked like she got branded
@@insulinintaker think about what u said and who had the tattoo😂😂
@@hellothere7135 yooo racist lowkey
@@Propertyx that was more highkey than lowkey
@@Propertyx your name goes along with what he said😂
The unprofessionalism of the artist in the third story has my blood boiling omg
We need to know who it was
@@ninanewman3729 not gonna say his name but if you look up "heart eye tattoo" you may or may not be able to find the same picture of the tattoo in google images that credits the artist
@@GoScience123 I always assumed it was Snuffy
@@Will-gq6gn bro ur just a sociopath I wouldn't leave my client who already waited for 2 hours to go smoke
@@Will-gq6gn no will i can perfectly say that even if the ninja turtles came to smoke a joint with all my coworkers i wouldn't leave my client with cheeks out on the front of my store lmfao i'm getting paid for my job so i'll do it
14:16 It means "being reborn" in french, but ironically it looks more like its at it's last breath
PLS AJJAAJJSJAAKHSGSHS
Kinda fucking poetic if you ask me😂
The last girl should write a memoir called “ Ass Out”
She just did
LMFAOOO
We need to know who tattooed her
Why
Oh
oh yea, nothing better than hearing "o Fuck." while getting a tattoo
😂😂😂
I would cry lmaoo
especially after he just took a dab
Imagine if Pete Davison went home and wrote an SNL skit about it
Love the mo dao zu shi pfp and username🤗🔥
Not to be that person, but to be that person, he doesn't write.
Man that would be so disrespectful to the woman and what she went through. To treat it like a joke.
@@jacobsaggypoo9809 not for snl, at least.
No one watches that shit anyways
Last girl literally was about to breakdown😂shit must be traumatising as fuck😭😭
Yo the last person was Fucking me up not only because of the story but like also she sounds like she's constantly about to cry? Like that's probably just how her voice is but it makes the story so much more was and disrespectful lol
Idk if She's tryna get us to feel bad for her but this shit is hilarious I was laughing my balls off
My anxiety went up because of her
i watched this 2x speed and her voice was trembling so much it was like she was about to cry lmao i feel so bad for her 😂
@@olgaroxtea you could tell she was trying not to cry on normal speed😂
I thought the same thing 😂😂
Caroline’s story is so real. There is no climax, no conclusion. She was just in a very embarrassing situation and was too polite to do anything about it... and then left. We love you Caroline, you deserved better.
+1
shes a real one
we all see parts of ourselves in Caroline 🙏🏼
But that's not even being polite imo, that's just disrespecting yourself for not speaking up
I'm not at all saying it's her fault, fuck no but she should have said something
Vi H she was probably mortified? you should be more concerned about the employees that didn't cover her
Duuuude chick with the bbq chicken diy stick and poke is lucky she didn't end up losing her foot. Tattoos are open wounds, treat that shit like it's surgery and keep it sterile af
Coulda given herself a fucking blood infection, etc.
So much bad shit that could happen :/
It sounds like she was in college when she did this and I’m so confused how she was that old and had no idea you’re not supposed to be so careless with stuff like tattoos
@@cheetahlisious00 especially when you look at a tattoo parlor and it's like a surgical theatre lol
@@cm9666 lmao
@@cm9666 no they ain’t 💀
"TOOK THE SKIN OFF A MINION" TOOK ME OUT LMFAOOOOOOOO
At first I thought the tattoo was kinda cool, but Noel's comment SENT ME LMAO I CANT UNSEE THAT NOW
*foreskin lmaoo
if there was a list of things NOT to do when doing a stick and poke, this girl did all of them
Yeah I made sure to cross them all off the list
i wouldn't have even thought of putting "don't smear barbecue sauce in the tattoo wound" on the list, yet homegirl did it anyway
I really wanna know whether that carelessness was out of zero fucks left to give or because she really believed in her guardian angel
That girl was stupid as fuck
@@sydbeee9565 u made me more afraid of doing my shit homemade style, but ill still do it hopefully, i just need to figure out what ink i need
I aint reading all that but damb that sucks or im glad to hear that?
"Of course I want Pete Davidson to see my ass, but in a more romantic setting, perhaps" HAD ME SCREAMING DFNHBIWSUE THAT'S SUCH A MOOD
SAME LMFAOO
The way she curled her hair behind her ear when she said that too 🥺
I died.
Girl: He admitted to messing up while he was giving me the tattoo.
Noel: **cackles like a fucking hyena**
you know the story is either gonna be crazy or sad when it starts with the
“so i just got out of break up” line
Facts
Or crazy sad
Or both
@@ykitskanyenorth847 nah its both when “i broke up with him because he cheated but i forgave him and now were back together again”
@@baileydunton6142 or sad crazy
girl with the bee tattoo here, i’m getting it touched up this weekend! shoutout blake
I hope it turns out good! Are you getting additions to it or just straightening the lines and shading?
Off topic, I cannot stop staring at that poster on the top corner of your wall above the band posters and I can’t figure out what I’m looking at. lmao Please tell me what that poster is. It reminds me of a Salvador Dali painting or something, but like a nightmare version. Lol
@@doubtful_seer I think what you're looking at is a poster that I actually designed myself for electric forest! I'm in school for graphic design!
@@MsReiPie dude your dope ! Do you have a page for designs ?
Hahahaha Noelle's reaction to your vid was gold!
Props Reilee
You and Noel really made me laugh , in sure the bee touch up looks great now coz weed guy all things considered didn't do too bad
Hope you in a better place rn
as a tattoo artist that second story fucking killed me, homegirl went wrong every step of the way
For real, like I've been around for some barracks tattoos with a tattoo gun the dude got off amazon; and even with that being as dumb as it sounds, it was real ink, a real gun, with nitrile gloves and alcohol wipes. Infection is no joke, especially when you're making hundreds of tiny punctures on someone's skin.
These had me cackling while feeling guilty. Like, “high frat boy”, “deadly bbq stick and poke”, and “ass out & ignored ft. Pete Davidson” are all hilarious stories but I am legitimately concerned for all three of these ladies. Especially the last one. She needs a hug.
starting women's history month on a high note
hebert? 👀
NAHHHH💀💀💀💀💀
Don't do it to us like that bruh 🤣
Literally, in that first story.
OMG NOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀
I feel so bad for Carolyn, she must have felt so humiliated. They should have covered her up and attended to her better, no one should feel uncomfortable like that.
*bonk*
she did say she didnt want the divider, i do agree they shouldnt have left her tho
Simp
Nah she was enjoying the attention and that’s why she shared the story too, trust
@@anthonyparente3040 simp bc she feels bad for sum1
Caroline was fighting demons in real time as she was telling that story 😭
When she said “a more romantic setting perhaps” I felt Noel die a little
Damn didn't know noel has some fine viewers
I didn't know people could be so thirsty in a comment section
@@justSunny7 hey, people are thirsty everywhere
@@justSunny7 seriously? The amount of people that slobber over Noel in the comments and you call _this_ thirsty?
“Idk how he was cleaning the tool” you could get a lot worse than an infection Riley.. coulda got alotttt of different diseases
Yep, that was my first thought aswell.. like did he change the needle in between making the tattoos. Yikes!
@@lamppuu1 it’s a scary thought!
Yeah she should probably get tested like what if she got hepatitis or something she could have some kind of blood disease and not even know
Thats what I was thinking, she could've literally gotten Aids for all she knows.
Hepatitis, staph infections, any number of things
this video is way more important than spanish class
IM IN SPANISH TOO LMAO
claro que no
creo que si
Right im literally in bio rn
Facts
the girl who did it herself, she legit carved herself, tatts don't push in the skin or cut it apart, like damn her dedication is impressive
Idk, she might’ve done it technically fine, but the infection and rejecting the ink caused the… Uh… 3D effect.
The dedication tho 💀 She didn’t let nothing stop her. Hungry? Fuck it, get some chicken. BBQ sauce on the tat? Yeah, yeah, moving on
I’m CRYYYING THE DAB BLINKING BIT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT i’ve EVER SEEN
Bro I’m with you I’m in tears too. So damn funny
The last one sounded like she was gonna break out in tears the entire time
straight up like in 10% panic attack mode the whole time
some people also have shaky voices
We talked for hours 🤩
Whole time arm looking like the underside of a school desk
BESTIE IMMA HYPE YOU UPP
LMAOO
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
When she said she used "pen ink" I thought it was a brand of tattoo ink i didn't know, like PenInk or something , and then it settled in that she used actual pen ink...ink from a pen..... horrifying
i’ve heard ppl use mascara
THE LAST GIRL SOUNDS LIKE SHES GOING TO CRY
When Noel said “I wanna know how it smelled” I physically recoiled
Like why is that where his mind went 😂
Obvi like barbecue sauce
Smoking a blunt in front of a customer and leaving you with your pants down deserves at least a free tat and an apology. I'd make sure never to go back there and tell people about your experience
truly, that’s,,, that’s fucked
The bee tat looked WAY better than what I was expecting
Second woman gave herself a prison tat like wtf
“Renaître” is Reborn in french which definitely adds to the horror movie title allure
It's even better when Noel mentioned Ari Aster's Hereditary, because one of the soundtracks in the movie (the one everyone recognizes) is called "Reborn"
@@cyberstasis158 genius. its all coming together
my old friends’ ex has a giant, full-color garfield tramp stamp and it is just as insane as it sounds :/
that's amazing holy shit
they sound like they’d be awesome
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
The fact that Pete Davidson not only pull tf up but peeked at them cheeks... GURL. 💀🙏🏾
Bro I kinda got angry on that girls part for the last story, imagine you pay a dude to give you a tattoo and not only does he start 2 hours after the time he was supposed to, he gets up mid-tattoo and just leaves to go smoke a blunt. Honestly, I don't think the pain would be enough to keep me from getting up and pissing all over this dude's equipment.
and there’s a fucking celebrity right there too 😭😭
Gotta save the fit throwing for once the tat is done man because if you do it halfway through then he’ll just fuck up your tattoo or not finish
you also legally have to put up a barrier when you're tattooing private areas 😭 so many artists are unprofessional as fuck
Some tattoo artists are cool. Some are the biggest drug addicted dickheads you'll ever meet. Some are both.
@@machete660 then guess who doesn’t get paid🤷🏽♀️
The last girl sounds like when you’re describing the situation to your parents but it just makes you sad and you’re trying not to cry so you can finish the story
Yo are we just going to ignore the fact the first girl said she wanted a flower??
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT LOL
I mean bees like flowers, its close
The last girl sounded like she was gonna cry and I just wanna hug her! They left her ass out and didn’t even offer her a hit!
Props to Caroline for holding that shit in and sharing that shit with everybody
Sorry I’m your 421 like
popped a quick like to unlock the rest of the vid ☝🏼
lol same
-_-
Isn't it weird how effective him saying that was? Video has a decent views : likes ratio.
Yee
I remember reading awhile back about a guy who got a tattoo on his back. Instead of getting the tattoo he wanted the tattoo artist just wrote “fuck you” on his entire back. Other artists saw it and volunteered to cover it up for free, no charge.
Tattoo artist woke up mad that day
“make this flower”
“alright ima try” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
The barbeque girl has balls of steel to even go past that idea
*And guys don't do drugs.*
Maybe the problem was that I wasnt doing ENOUGH drugs
@@sydbeee9565 oh shit it’s her
@@sydbeee9565 that work was still really impressive though! even though it was a bad idea, you clearly have real talent lol
unrelated but ur pretty
@@sydbeee9565 loved your laugh in this video man you told this story like a soldier
Girl number 3 got hella shake in her voice, mad social anxiety to be on some “whatever I don’t care”. Sounds like me during a class presentation.
as someone who does their own stick and pokes, that second story is so stressful. jesus christ, I hope she at least disinfected that needle- you need to sanitize EVERYTHING.
edit- what the fuck that tattoo is horrifying
Memento mori.
"what the fuck that tattoo is horrifying" LMFAOOOOAOOO
@@con4478 ITS SO BAD I DIDNT REALIZE HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS
So if you're having any instrument pierce into skin it needs to be not sanitized or disinfected but STERILIZED. It seems like semantics but can be the difference between sepsis.
“Show me what you want? It doesn’t matter cuz he can’t do it” I died 😂
last chick is either nervous af or crying at that memory god dam
¿Por que no los dos? Bc that story is messed up fr
Near the end it was all tears man
@@yadsewnde8699 dude I quote that too, all the time lmao
yung bbq over here tryna tatt "reborn" en francais and almost lost a limb
C'est très ironique n'est-ce pas?
@@grantpaisley9012 ce genre de conneries se passent qu'en Amérique ou bien? Il faut avoir une case en moins pour faire ce que la fille a fait ... je comprends pas le délire de AUTANT vouloir un tatouage.
@@DubstepMusique Mec c'est plus fréquent que nous voudrions dire. Mais ce genre, l'encre dans la peau ?? Non, c'est bizarre, bien sûr
@@DubstepMusique haha yeah dude
@@dogwiththeteeth3135 haha dude I’m glad we know French it’s so cool
SHE WAS ON THE VERGE OF CRYING AT THE END OF THE VIDEO AND WE AND NOEL WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF OR OUT SHOULD I DAY AT THIS STORY
psa: if u want to avoid being tattooed by the guy in the last story, dont’t get tattooed by @gabetattoos (u can see the tattoo on his insta)
The real MVP, calling this man out on his shitty lack of professionalism.
Bump this. Ego bigger than his talent for sure. Too many other talented and respectful artists out there to give this bozo your business
"show me what you want.... doesn't matter since I can't do it...." I was rolling man!! hahahaha
props to the high dude who freehanded the bee
that shit was WAY better than i expected
I thought that shit was gonna look like a 3 yr olds drawing
The last story was sad but I can’t stop seeing the skinned minion tattoo it’s there every time I blink
RIGHT
As a tattoo artist every single one of these stories makes me feel ill
Ok that girl was hilarious about a situation that clearly traumatized her.
"They took the skin off a minion" I'm dead
The last girl feels like she's strugglin not to cry, more power to her
I don’t know why but when she showed that bee and it was actually better than I expected I died laughing.
so i'm sittin there, barbecue sauce on my ankle....
She really got “reborn” tattooed on her ankle in French n almost had her leg amputated 😣
She was bout to reborn alright 🤣
@@Dastardly_Duo reborn in the gulag LMFAO
She said *”It started getting darker”*
Yeah that’s the molasses in that sauce.
I feel really bad for the girl getting the tattoo. The men knew wtf they were doing. I can tell she wants to cry. I’ll cry with you girl....what they did was horrible.
That bee is better than I can draw sober and watching a tutorial
the best part about the second story is that she knew everything that she was supposed to do in order to do the job properly and she just chose to be not sanitary
I have a stick and poke my friend gave me of cherries and everyone says it looks like a penis🥲
Oh no 💀
Ooh that’s tough
thIS MADE ME PULL A MUSCLE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP
@@sleepyontime5513 HAHA
It surprisingly hard to keep two cherries on stem from looking a bit penisy. Or maybe I can't draw...
For the second one, her tattoo was "renaître", french word, that literally means "be reborn" in english
"that looks like they took the skin off a minion" I CANT BREATHE KSJD
The skinless minion brings a new sense of fear I can’t describe
A "restaurant" in my college town got shut down by the health department because someone was giving someone else a tattoo in the back area and "blood could have possibly splattered onto and contaminated kitchen equipment." Idk how well the tattoo turned out but I don't have a good feeling about that one
Ruby TaTuesday
Gumby’s?
@@lizziem1584 YES!
i think it’s so fucking funny that the one person who did their own tattoo of the word renaître translates to reborn/resurface because it’s literally what the tattoo did.
Whenever a story starts with “I knew this guy in a frat” it doesn’t usually end well.
yo last girl sounded like she was on the verge of tears the whole video😭☠️☠️
ikr damn
she was probably just rlly nervous ik i would like that when I present
4:20 I love how he says "go ahead" Like if they were on the phone 💀
I almost started tearing up for the last story, damn fam. That shouldnt have happened, and I'm sorry it did
The Hereditary Joke was good, best modern horror movie
weird way to spell It Comes at Night
noels laugh brings me so much joy. like wtf dude. who said you could laugh that contagiously.
right!! him just laughing makes me laugh so deep
renaître lowkey would'be been such a fitting title for hereditary
Noel has the best “drunk collage chick” voice I’ve ever heard
buying a tattoo gun in college seems pretty common. my buddy got one and told me i gave probably 15 tattoos but don’t remember giving a single one..
update: dabs were included and i didn’t even make it to that part of the video when i wrote the first
That last girl was reLIVING that story LMAO you heard the trauma in her voice 💀
The last girl sounded like she wanted to cry the entire time that poor girl 😩
That last one was so funny lmao. I’m glad she addressed the fact that it was actually just a very sad story and not that funny because it became instantly hilarious
18:47 "@ss out, no coverage, you got a minion carcass on your leg" bro that made me fall outta bed I was dyinggg
The word on that girls ankle is French for "REBORN" and that somehow makes the situation 10x funnier
I thought he was gonna say “I’m gonna burn this man just a small man named Noel Miller”
hjahaha
My stick & poke and I looking at each other like 🌚🌝
Seriously, if you research that shit, it tells you to boil the needle, shave the area, disinfect all the tools and make sure you do it in a clean place etc. She just went and SMEARED BBQ SAUCE ON HER TATTOO I CANNOT BELIEVE
The regret is so evident in the first girl's voice lmaooo
The last girl sounds like she gonna cry. Girl I'm sorry are you ok?
she was probably just nervous, at least that's what happens to me when I have to give presentation in class
that's what I sounded like when i presented my senior project via zoom
@@brisqqueso6499 bruh PLS i have to give a zoom class presentation for my midterm and im pissing myself
@@tereza3698 same