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  • Weird DM's is back, now with motion pictures.
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  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  Před 3 lety +1950

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  • @Madeeha_shinkoko
    @Madeeha_shinkoko Před 3 lety +7574

    So she got permanently disabled for life because some girl was jealous her boyfriend flirted with her.
    I'll need a couple hours to register that omg

    • @victheimpa15
      @victheimpa15 Před 3 lety +891

      Imagine being that insane that you literally give a girl a disease and disable her because of something your BOYFRIEND did. Crazy

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 Před 3 lety +274

      It doesn't register with me how she didn't think to like, give it to him if it HAD to be someone. Like, still shitty and you shouldn't do that but like, at least it's his behaviour that you're mad about. I didn't know either that mono could do this but all the more reason to be careful with your germs at all times...

    • @jack-ti6gp
      @jack-ti6gp Před 3 lety +285

      @@victheimpa15 the girl didn’t give her the condition, it was preexisting but she was asymptomatic until she got mono (which made symptoms present). eds is not something you can “catch” from someone else. but the story is still scary.

    • @victheimpa15
      @victheimpa15 Před 3 lety +13

      @@jack-ti6gp oh aight thanks for clearing that up

    • @jack-ti6gp
      @jack-ti6gp Před 3 lety +17

      @@victheimpa15 yeah i didn’t want you to be scared you could get it from someone haha

  • @stinkusdinkus9255
    @stinkusdinkus9255 Před 3 lety +6193

    How many times you gotta get cheated on to give someone a Mono roofie that turns them into stretch Armstrong......

    • @tydurand4287
      @tydurand4287 Před 3 lety +10

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      czcams.com/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/video.html

    • @emberbabyname
      @emberbabyname Před 3 lety +37

      I saw this comment before that story and wow

    • @otomeleifu
      @otomeleifu Před 3 lety +5

      OH NO

    • @pewpewpandas9203
      @pewpewpandas9203 Před 3 lety +31

      how tf you finna write such a got damned funny comment

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 Před 3 lety +10

      @Noah Baker yes lmao, i can pop mine in and out of place at will. its great when someone has their arm on your shoulder and you dont want them to lmfao

  • @three7446
    @three7446 Před 3 lety +3111

    The girl who got disabled because her “friend” was jealous of her.... I’d be bitter for life. That’s so evil.

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 Před 3 lety +297

      Fuck being just bitter, I'd seek her out for revenge

    • @ducttape9940
      @ducttape9940 Před 2 lety +122

      She should have blamed it on her boyfriend for being an ass, not her friend.

    • @olivuu3096
      @olivuu3096 Před 2 lety +94

      I was dying at the story bc noel replayed it making this girl watch the cringey opening 4 times lmaoo

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 Před 2 lety +46

      @@ducttape9940 both are at fault. her friend and her boyfriend.

    • @cassidyb.3531
      @cassidyb.3531 Před 2 lety +90

      Ehlers Danlos isn't something to mess with either, regardless of if you have the physical/hypermobility or the more internal one. I wouldn't wish my condition on anyone dear God.

  • @mikaeldaskiewicz1516
    @mikaeldaskiewicz1516 Před 3 lety +2433

    ‘I’m not a lawyer, but it sounds like you could get at least fifty bucks for that’

  • @noahmalamut1246
    @noahmalamut1246 Před 3 lety +20874

    damn bruh look how perfectly his headphones cup his shaved dome

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 Před 3 lety +6531

    Imagine found footage of you after you disappear being you sitting in the back of a van singing Country Roads Take Me Home

    • @hopehas1317
      @hopehas1317 Před 3 lety +142

      I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at this but I am. 😂

    • @captainalex2362
      @captainalex2362 Před 3 lety +129

      Natural selection

    • @Charmedsas1
      @Charmedsas1 Před 3 lety +12

      Damn! The sequel to "searching" I didn't know I needed😂🙊

    • @witchassbitch3
      @witchassbitch3 Před 3 lety +17

      That’s the way I wanna leave this world tbh

    • @normalgirlsza
      @normalgirlsza Před 3 lety +1

      Someone would make a movie out of it

  • @bludfire01
    @bludfire01 Před 3 lety +1516

    Shows us a really sad story about girl who is now permanently disabled because of another girl's actions
    "So she turned you into Stretch from Fantastic 4?"

    • @geckoyacht
      @geckoyacht Před 3 lety +79

      idk I have the same condition (which was very poorly described in her story, it does not "activate") and I laughed out loud at Noel's comment.

    • @samiharahman1700
      @samiharahman1700 Před 3 lety +6

      @@geckoyacht how does it happen though...?

    • @geckoyacht
      @geckoyacht Před 3 lety +39

      @@samiharahman1700 it’s a genetic mutation. It’s something you’re born with

    • @samiharahman1700
      @samiharahman1700 Před 3 lety +15

      @@geckoyacht i am so sorry, i hope you’re doing well 💕

    • @geckoyacht
      @geckoyacht Před 3 lety +35

      @@samiharahman1700 thank you! Physical therapy has done a lot for me and I’m doing much better now since before my diagnosis

  • @Gambito99100
    @Gambito99100 Před 3 lety +870

    Each story just managed to be more fucked up than the previous one
    Like seriously:
    1 - hitchhiking (goes well)
    2 - kissing vomit
    3 - unethical medical practices
    4 - purposeful contamination (goes worse)
    5 - sex trafficking
    6 - literal shit

    • @eggmon420
      @eggmon420 Před 4 měsíci

      I’m pretty sure I saw the 5th story on Reddit like 5 years ago. I honestly hope she was making it up bc that’s a horrible situation to be in.

  • @Kim-dl2uk
    @Kim-dl2uk Před 3 lety +10901

    The sperm donor story was actually in the news. Insane.

    • @reaganhune9093
      @reaganhune9093 Před 3 lety +219

      I thought I heard this story in Dr. Phil or something!

    • @Kim-dl2uk
      @Kim-dl2uk Před 3 lety +180

      @@svenkip-fm2xz really? Well I'm never going to get a sperm donation then

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 Před 3 lety +225

      Crazy how common it is, like you'd think there'd be more controls by now

    • @nera1536
      @nera1536 Před 3 lety +174

      it happens so often even criminal minds made an episode with a similar story line

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 Před 3 lety +81

      @@nera1536 law and order had one too

  • @eylaleila
    @eylaleila Před 3 lety +10576

    that permanent disability story literally left me slack-jawed... bruh

    • @chrisosofficial6980
      @chrisosofficial6980 Před 3 lety +293

      She’s on Tik Tok if you wanna hear more! It’s @itsbellawhit

    • @eylaleila
      @eylaleila Před 3 lety +43

      @@chrisosofficial6980 awesome! thanks!!

    • @chrisosofficial6980
      @chrisosofficial6980 Před 3 lety +204

      @@shelbylong920 from a medical standpoint I think you need to do research before speaking. Have you heard of EDS before this video and do you possess intimate knowledge as to how it is caused? Don’t diminish someone’s disability story just because you lack the understanding.

    • @chrisosofficial6980
      @chrisosofficial6980 Před 3 lety +248

      @@shelbylong920 I literally live with her in real life. That’s not what likely happened. What happened is exactly how she described it. Just seems weird out of all the stories you critique the only one about a person talking about their disability and how they became disabled. Mono proteins can activate latent genetic conditions, even ones that are dormant hereditary conditions.

    • @bellawhit6757
      @bellawhit6757 Před 3 lety +434

      Shelby Long hi! it’s me in the video! i understand what you mean. but i was symptomatic with 0 symptoms of ehlers danlos preciously to the mono! the geneticist who diagnosed me two years after the mono said herself viruses such as mono can and did “trigger” or activate many of my symptoms. i would’ve been unsymptomatic for years more if not for the mono.

  • @sqacecloud
    @sqacecloud Před 3 lety +3614

    Alternative title: Noel bullying his followers 15 minutes straight

  • @liamjones-tran6179
    @liamjones-tran6179 Před 3 lety +2225

    bruh that Adam’s Family joke was so bad he didn’t even laugh at it

    • @maxo3091
      @maxo3091 Před 3 lety +82

      ik why did he try so hard to go after her looks-

    • @LurkingOnlineSomeWhere
      @LurkingOnlineSomeWhere Před 3 lety +294

      @@maxo3091 he could’ve went way harder lol, he’s just trying to add some light light roasting

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen Před 3 lety +51

      @@maxo3091 dress isn't her looks wtf

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 Před 3 lety +61

      @@maxo3091 "so hard"=1 light joke

    • @drewbunton1156
      @drewbunton1156 Před 3 lety +8

      I laughed

  • @kingpin0087
    @kingpin0087 Před 3 lety +5190

    He's trying really hard not to make this a roast me

    • @lostdilettante
      @lostdilettante Před 3 lety +259

      For real I feel like he’s on permanent roast mode lmao

    • @rpandya97
      @rpandya97 Před 3 lety +194

      He woke up and chose violence lmao.

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 Před 3 lety +71

      Fr he starts like half of them by roasting them lol

    • @tydurand4287
      @tydurand4287 Před 3 lety +1

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      czcams.com/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/video.html

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 Před 3 lety

      @@rpandya97 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nat-uy8lx
    @Nat-uy8lx Před 3 lety +6677

    Noel lying to his audience is why girls with daddy issues love him

  • @zapzap29
    @zapzap29 Před 3 lety +628

    Not so fun fact: What the doctor did is called fertility fraud. It’s actually still legal in most of the US. It’s disturbingly common, there was actually a doctor named Donald Cline who inseminated over 50 women with his own sperm. It’s not considered rape due to an antiquated legal definition of the word.

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface Před 2 lety +87

      Why is it not illegal everywhere what the fuck?

    • @noone-gf5op
      @noone-gf5op Před 2 lety +23

      wait WHATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?! man America is freaky... how is this not rape?????

    • @gabrielledalton8595
      @gabrielledalton8595 Před 2 lety +12

      there’s a special about it coming on netflix next week

    • @peach9789
      @peach9789 Před 2 lety +16

      absolutely sickening. i can't imagine loving your baby, but also feeling so violated.

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 Před 2 lety +12

      it should be a federal crime.

  • @domonator5000
    @domonator5000 Před 3 lety +1238

    That doctor one is some SERIOUS MONEY to be gained from a class action lawsuit

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 Před 3 lety +3

      For real.

    • @MariamShaaban9
      @MariamShaaban9 Před 3 lety +33

      it's weird because there's a Netflix original called sisters about literally the same story i thought she was lying lol

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder Před 3 lety +2

      @@MariamShaaban9 I found it strange too , because i remember when that case broke.

    • @abbim2531
      @abbim2531 Před 3 lety +31

      @@MariamShaaban9 Nah because that actually happens a disturbing amount

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb Před 3 lety +17

      @@MariamShaaban9 it's happened multiple times crazily enough

  • @aarondruckmiller8174
    @aarondruckmiller8174 Před 3 lety +5001

    You’ve heard of Black Air Force activity now get ready for Septum Piercing Behavior

    • @rordongamsey3057
      @rordongamsey3057 Před 3 lety +3

      Where tf ur replies at?

    • @chrisdeleon3351
      @chrisdeleon3351 Před 3 lety +61

      @@rordongamsey3057 nothing else to say it’s a perfect comment

    • @danielrooney7123
      @danielrooney7123 Před 3 lety +1

      why two comments for 1.2k likes??

    • @solanarivera
      @solanarivera Před 3 lety +37

      Stop the septum slander 😩💔

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 3 lety +17

      As someone with 16 piercings including a septum one, I'm defiently a super cheap ass. But i would never hitchhick. Rather would walk ngl

  • @anaskuletic3530
    @anaskuletic3530 Před 3 lety +5664

    "Puke lips" is the title
    Noel: "I had no idea that was coming."

    • @tydurand4287
      @tydurand4287 Před 3 lety +6

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      czcams.com/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/video.html

    • @armanpamma9454
      @armanpamma9454 Před 3 lety +46

      How do you break up with a wife isn’t that called divorce

    • @lemin3625
      @lemin3625 Před 3 lety

      Doesn’t he have an editor? Maybe he didn’t make the thumbnail

  • @cosmicdust2668
    @cosmicdust2668 Před 3 lety +469

    I have EDS that was activated by lyme disease AND my siblings and I came from a sperm donor, but we're full siblings because we came from the same one because you do actually get to choose the person you get pregnant from like a little catalogue, so that doctor is fucked up as hell. Anyway this video was made specifically for me, I am the target demographic.

    • @livormortis1219
      @livormortis1219 Před 2 lety +2

      yooo i have eds and had lyme too i didn’t know that could be a factor

    • @cosmicdust2668
      @cosmicdust2668 Před 2 lety +7

      @@livormortis1219 what the fuck we’re literally the same person??
      And yeah running theory is that the gene wasn’t active until I got Lyme so I had minor symptoms like hypermobility that didn’t cause any pain as a child and after I got Lyme it started doing its thing. If you changed after Lyme it could be chronic Lyme or it could be that triggered the onset of EDS

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW Před 2 lety +1

      That's bullshit. You either are born with it or aren't. You can't just develop the issues that come with EDS from Lyme. Lyme could of made it more noticeable but you didn't just wake up one day with super elastic skin and dislocated your burns.

    • @cosmicdust2668
      @cosmicdust2668 Před 2 lety +20

      @@LLWW ok. I was born with the gene but it wasn’t incredibly active so I was hyper mobile but didn’t experience chronic pain. Lyme triggered the gene to become more active and actually trigger the progression like what happened to the girl in the video. My collagen production changed and I couldn’t do things the way I used to be able to. But to be honest, I don’t fully understand it. The world isn’t exactly overflowing with research on EDS, especially experiences like mine and the girl in the video. I’m
      But that kind of specificity isn’t necessary in the context of a comment on this video. Because you can extrapolate that the reason I posted it is because the same thing happened to me. Also, in what fucking world is it appropriate to call a stranger talking about their health problems bullshit? You’re not me, you don’t have my experience, you haven’t been to all the doctors I have, you haven’t spend nights reading articles about my issues the way I have, you haven’t stared at the ceiling past 3 am wondering if you’re actually experiencing something different than everyone else and you’re just making a big deal out of nothing the way I have. You didn’t feel the deep relief finally, FINALLY hearing about a story like yours in this video like I did. But you don’t need to know all that to be respectful
      This is so beyond disrespectful. I cannot imagine what possessed you in the moment of typing this. If you don’t understand, ask. Don’t call a stranger talking about their experiences bullshit, especially when you don’t even remotely have the whole story.
      Jesus Christ.

    • @livormortis1219
      @livormortis1219 Před 2 lety +8

      @@cosmicdust2668 wait until this champ figures out how many severe chronic disabilities show up due to activation from other short term illnesses

  • @GabiRamon
    @GabiRamon Před 3 lety +245

    at the beginning of the sperm donor story, I thought her grandmas just cheated on her husband with the doctor but then she took it in a completely different direction

  • @stan4234
    @stan4234 Před 3 lety +13865

    That's Cringe is coming back, I feel it in my bones

    • @taylor101vanderploeg
      @taylor101vanderploeg Před 3 lety +539

      they just talked about it on Cody's new podcast, and they seem pretty set on not doing anymore that's cringe

    • @dev3795
      @dev3795 Před 3 lety +6

      @@taylor101vanderploeg which podcast?

    • @pingu6550
      @pingu6550 Před 3 lety +28

      @@dev3795 tmg podcast

    • @dev3795
      @dev3795 Před 3 lety +5

      @@pingu6550 do you know the specific episode?

    • @yaaassbitch8704
      @yaaassbitch8704 Před 3 lety +31

      @@taylor101vanderploeg why not??

  • @Thunderin54
    @Thunderin54 Před 3 lety +2470

    "He's cucking these people, medically" is my new favorite line

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 Před 3 lety +5

      That was insaaane man 😂😂😂.

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 Před 2 lety +5

      I saw the news story about that and I was like oh noooo

  • @mh7915
    @mh7915 Před 3 lety +204

    I have EDS and it can cause more issues then just flexible joints. Connective tissue is all throughout your body. It can cause heart issues, digestion problems, and so much more. Many people need feeding tubes, walking devices, and tons of medical treatment.

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW Před 2 lety

      That's depending on the type. Most cases of EDS aren't severe.

    • @livormortis1219
      @livormortis1219 Před 2 lety +9

      @@LLWW your comments on this video are painfully uneducated, lmao. yeah, depending on the type - of which there are thirteen. THIRTEEN. the most common form of EDS, hypermobile, does tend to be the “less bad” one, but only in the terms that it isn’t known for very many life threatening or shortening complications. that does not mean it does not cause severe pain that ruins day to day life, or that it does not cause other issues, such as POTS and digestion issues. that doesn’t mean people don’t need mobility aids, or that they can go live a full life without having so much fatigue they are forced to stay in bed.
      moving on from that, other types of EDS which you likely regard as “more serious” are also severe fucking disorders. and in these comments you’ve denounced the story involving mono because you “don’t just wake up disabled”… i have news for you, buddy. that’s not true. for EDS in specific, it is WELL KNOWN that the condition can be present in your genes, but can be activated and cause symptoms later. mono is known to cause many disorders to activate, along with lyme. viruses IN GENERAL often cause other, more serious long term disorders to activate. the fact you would discredit someone’s disability so fucking easily because you aren’t intelligent enough to do research past your antiquated common sense ideology that “disabled people are born disabled” doesn’t give you a right to spit into other peoples wounds. you clearly have never lived through the horror of your health slipping away at a speed you can’t even comprehend due to an illness. if i never caught one fucking disease, i would be living a far better life than i am. ur insufferable gn

  • @thirtyfour8996
    @thirtyfour8996 Před 3 lety +177

    that third girl, I cannot breathe. That doctor and his brother artificially inseminating all those people???? I just!! I lost it, man.

    • @hugevibez
      @hugevibez Před 3 lety +15

      That shit was in the news a few years ago
      Edit: looked it up, and 2 weeks ago a documentary came out about this, called Baby God, what are the odds🤔

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen Před 3 lety +4

      @@hugevibez it happens a lot

  • @03gade85
    @03gade85 Před 3 lety +2194

    The disabled girl better have sued that other girl. Probably could get so much money.

    • @kiarranarisse
      @kiarranarisse Před 3 lety +173

      Yeah, EDS can be extremely painful and leave you in a wheelchair, and in some cases, actually kill you. So suing could definitely be an option

    • @maxm4006
      @maxm4006 Před 3 lety +6

      I’ve heard that same story before it’s fake

    • @lindsayschmidt2177
      @lindsayschmidt2177 Před 3 lety +53

      Are you sure it wasn’t the same girl because she has a TikTok where I’m sure she’s talked about it

    • @miaadvensky4074
      @miaadvensky4074 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lindsayschmidt2177 im almost positive that was a whole different girl that talked about it, but I saw it in march so she might look different now idk

    • @bellawhit6757
      @bellawhit6757 Před 3 lety +82

      Max M hi! i posted a video about this same story a year ago on tiktok and it went viral :). a lot of people used the audio from the story!

  • @caileighk2806
    @caileighk2806 Před 3 lety +6040

    anyone just come to this right away?! weird dms has to be my favorite series from noel

  • @MikeDindu
    @MikeDindu Před 3 lety +65

    Purposefully getting someone sick is twisted no matter what you give them, but that girl's story is the perfect example of why it's so twisted.

  • @aussielegend6114
    @aussielegend6114 Před 3 lety +157

    “She was bird feeding you man”

  • @emilyanndee8316
    @emilyanndee8316 Před 3 lety +2139

    I got a guy who dms me every once in a while asking me if i will watch him eat glue. And I do I watch the man eat glue.

  • @Shalco
    @Shalco Před 3 lety +5440

    I still can’t believe how no one has figured out what race he is yet

  • @LaceyAnn
    @LaceyAnn Před 3 lety +84

    You killed me with the English puke omg. My ex used to scream when he threw up,it was hilarious. I remember laughing so hard the first time I heard it and his friends tried to guilt me because apparently puking is an awful experience for him but I just couldn't stop laughing. I've never heard anyone scream while getting sick. In my defense, I laughed like that every time. So I wasn't just being mean, it was genuinely comedic 🙃

    • @PizzaShibe
      @PizzaShibe Před 3 lety +11

      I have a phobia of throwing up so I sound like I'm dying because that's exactly how it feels lmao

  • @joeb.4204
    @joeb.4204 Před 3 lety +69

    "do English people puke sound differently" lmaooo funniest shit ive ever heard

  • @bradyb2081
    @bradyb2081 Před 3 lety +1347

    Nadine got roasted without saying a word

    • @Barbara_Please
      @Barbara_Please Před 3 lety +41

      her voice annoyed me 😐

    • @JaneDoe87110
      @JaneDoe87110 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Barbara_Please lol me too

    • @tydurand4287
      @tydurand4287 Před 3 lety

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      czcams.com/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/video.html

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Barbara_Please you look annoying

    • @dersiteduke_8708
      @dersiteduke_8708 Před 3 lety +3

      @@gavrochethenardier957 the fact you don’t know Karen from Finance smh

  • @yeehaw2982
    @yeehaw2982 Před 3 lety +480

    bruh the girl who gave her mono is insane,, your mans is acting up then take it up with him, dont give someone a disease

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr Před 3 lety +11

      Right! What a crazy person!

    • @mandpanda
      @mandpanda Před 3 lety +3

      She deserves to get covid

    • @tydurand4287
      @tydurand4287 Před 3 lety

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      czcams.com/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/video.html

    • @caitieknott7675
      @caitieknott7675 Před 2 lety

      she didn't give her a disease... its a genetic disability she was born with (there's no way to like catch it or anything so you HAVE to be born with it) - she would've either been asymptomatic or just had mild symptoms of the conditions, the mono just 'brought it back to life' i guess you could say lol (shes still a completely horrid person for doing it btw)

  • @brittanyhampton7503
    @brittanyhampton7503 Před 3 lety +273

    It was the “doodoo lips” for me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hunnygoblin
    @hunnygoblin Před 3 lety +22

    that artificial insemination thing is so sad and has happened to so many women and in some states it’s not even illegal

  • @beccabecca3194
    @beccabecca3194 Před 3 lety +1002

    That sperm donor doctor story just kept getting crazier- THAT'S the kind of insane stories I want to hear

    • @tydurand4287
      @tydurand4287 Před 3 lety +1

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      czcams.com/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/video.html

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 Před 3 lety +4

      @@tydurand4287 omg stop

    • @ewesty222
      @ewesty222 Před 3 lety +2

      Baby God is literally an HBO documentary about that exact situation, it came out December 2nd lol

  • @cille3421
    @cille3421 Před 3 lety +821

    Why are all Noel Miller fans British guys and girls with septums??????

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 Před 3 lety +2

      I watch noel im a Dutch guy

    • @arisully28
      @arisully28 Před 3 lety +43

      @@joshentertainment2 congratulations on your newfound british citizenship

    • @cille3421
      @cille3421 Před 3 lety +11

      F C hahaha hate that feeling when you drop your septum - I can’t find mine :((((((((((((((((((((((

    • @cille3421
      @cille3421 Před 3 lety +1

      Ariana Suliá hahahaha

    • @audreywong7494
      @audreywong7494 Před 3 lety +1

      i mean aleena has a septum piercing so...

  • @alfierocks67
    @alfierocks67 Před 3 lety +73

    Noel, two bottles of wine is pre drinks in the UK

  • @deborahsmith1925
    @deborahsmith1925 Před 3 lety +52

    “Cucking these people... medically”
    😭😭😭

  • @jurgiskrusinskas7291
    @jurgiskrusinskas7291 Před 3 lety +336

    The two girls at 6:50 and 9:38 are straight up two-episode Netflix horror mini-series.

  • @PanicattheDiscourse
    @PanicattheDiscourse Před 3 lety +233

    That white van footage looks like it could be straight out of a true crime channel.

  • @alexiswiese6908
    @alexiswiese6908 Před 3 lety +9

    am i the only one that sees how gentle noel is? like he’s just such a sweet soul even though he’s a regular funny guy that flames everyone.

  • @briannanavarro5432
    @briannanavarro5432 Před 3 lety +144

    “That is septum piercing behavior hitchiking”
    My anxious ass with a septum piercing scared to even say hello..

  • @alicious676
    @alicious676 Před 3 lety +2220

    noel: brings back weird dm’s
    me (thinking of that’s cringe): one to go
    there’s one for the avengers nerds

    • @some5yearold221
      @some5yearold221 Před 3 lety +96

      2 to go we need love island and thats cringe then we're at peace

    • @alicious676
      @alicious676 Před 3 lety +4

      @@some5yearold221 ya know what you didn’t lie, well done

    • @insekko
      @insekko Před 3 lety +18

      @@some5yearold221 in one of codys recent videos he mentioned that they were plannning something with love island. They also mentioned on the podcast that they werent planning on doing another thats cringe but that may just be my memory playing me

    • @alicious676
      @alicious676 Před 3 lety +1

      @@insekko that sounds right actually

    • @cypheryerim5938
      @cypheryerim5938 Před 3 lety +7

      Jan de Ruiter i think they said that they would do another that’s cringe if something came to them naturally but it wasnt on their top priorities list bc they didn’t want people to be like “they shoulda stopped this while they were ahead” typa thing so you weren’t far off actually !

  • @oatmilkncoffee506
    @oatmilkncoffee506 Před 3 lety +1167

    No one:
    Noel: *Are puke sounds universal?*

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 3 lety +12

      They're really different tho. Like some make no sounds, while im over here sound like a dying moose

    • @alil3231
      @alil3231 Před 3 lety

      @@lauratroy13 I-

  • @ok8371
    @ok8371 Před 3 lety +13

    12:10 as a person with ehlers danlos, i would like to say that i actually have limited range of movement in my neck and if i do any stretching such as contortion or dancing, i will feel immense pain for at least a couple days depending on what exercise i did. also, i go to physical therapy twice a week to help stop the pain. woohoo

  • @olivejuice1424
    @olivejuice1424 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm convinced that without this video 'our father' on Netflix would have never got made

  • @strvnghystrclnkd
    @strvnghystrclnkd Před 3 lety +2160

    noel babe, he's british, 2 bottles of wine is not blackout

    • @abbiemarsden5353
      @abbiemarsden5353 Před 3 lety +149

      ikr he said that I was so confused, since when is two bottles blackout worthy

    • @strvnghystrclnkd
      @strvnghystrclnkd Před 3 lety +61

      @@abbiemarsden5353 lmao exactlyy just sounds like pre's tbh

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Před 3 lety +82

      especially if thats split between 2 people

    • @96xoxo64
      @96xoxo64 Před 3 lety +63

      THANK U. I guess ppl in the US really have low tolerance

    • @strvnghystrclnkd
      @strvnghystrclnkd Před 3 lety +3

      @@callanc3925 frfr

  • @nbdy3833
    @nbdy3833 Před 3 lety +552

    My dad actually has Ehlers-Danlos syndrom, and he has been retired since he was about 37 since it would be dangerous for him to do any physical work.

    • @DreadfulDrummer
      @DreadfulDrummer Před 3 lety +53

      I've a friend who has it. It's crazy how she'll casually state that her hip had dislocated earlier so she's a bit annoyed. She's 25 and gets treatment with big needless to scarify the joint tissue and whatever else in there needs to be less elasticated. I've never seen anyone more drained than she when she returns home from getting her treatments; has to travel by plane also but, luckily, New Zealand is fairly safe.
      What age is your dad?

    • @nbdy3833
      @nbdy3833 Před 3 lety +21

      @@DreadfulDrummer he turns 52 December 10th, it is quite an awful thing to have, both him and his sister has it. Luckily neither me, my sister or any of my three cousins have shown any signs of it yet.

    • @DreadfulDrummer
      @DreadfulDrummer Před 3 lety +26

      @@nbdy3833 52? Your dad's a badass. Good luck to him and his sis. Happy birthday to him and merry thankchristmannukah to you all!

    • @nbdy3833
      @nbdy3833 Před 3 lety +11

      @@DreadfulDrummer thanks, and wish your friend good luck, I won’t ever fully know how hard it is to have but I do somewhat understand what she is going through. Anyone who has it is honestly a trooper.

    • @weezypeezy1725
      @weezypeezy1725 Před 3 lety +10

      Hey, my dog had it and he just recently past away. It was like dealing with the possibility of death everyday because he would literally tear open if there was enough force. It was bad for my pup, who was only 2, I can only imagine the human equivalent. I hope he is well.

  • @gracestrange8251
    @gracestrange8251 Před 3 lety +24

    "Didn't see that coming" my dude, the subject line of the email was PUKE LIPS

  • @bradenbecker
    @bradenbecker Před 3 lety +17

    “Do English people puke different” is the hardest I’ve laughed in quite a while

  • @caasmera
    @caasmera Před 3 lety +302

    Why did I laugh embarrassingly loud at “big zoom energy” ?????

  • @ekeneemenike4881
    @ekeneemenike4881 Před 3 lety +241

    The sperm story is literally a documentary. It's called Baby God.

  • @kguerra904
    @kguerra904 Před 2 lety +6

    Anyone else back here when Netflix made a documentary about that girls uncle’s story?

  • @emilywoodie2016
    @emilywoodie2016 Před 3 lety +21

    Ugh. I’ve got Elhers Danlos and POTS and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

  • @victoria-freire
    @victoria-freire Před 3 lety +547

    i can't be the only one who submitted a story and was so relieved i wasn't included

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 Před 3 lety +29

      But you can tell it to me, right?

    • @meetthebug
      @meetthebug Před 3 lety +10

      next time for sure hehehe

    • @reaganhune9093
      @reaganhune9093 Před 3 lety +14

      My story was too boring now that I think about it so I’m grateful💀

    • @victoria-freire
      @victoria-freire Před 3 lety +7

      @@reaganhune9093 hahaha same with me

    • @reaganhune9093
      @reaganhune9093 Před 3 lety +11

      @@victoria-freire what was yours?? Mine was literally just ‘I saw a mouse in a restaurant and the waitress got mad at me cuz I pointed it out💀’

  • @Blarrgensnorf
    @Blarrgensnorf Před 3 lety +644

    Yeah EDS is no joke. That’s straight an attack on someone’s life holy shit wtf

    • @zoe-eb5cx
      @zoe-eb5cx Před 3 lety +79

      literally, i have dislocations daily, intense chronic pain, 3 rare spinal co-morbidity’s that required neurosurgery but will leave me with lifelong neurological dysfunction, inability to physically support the weight of my skull and i’m 17 :p

    • @sniperseven
      @sniperseven Před 3 lety +20

      @@zoe-eb5cx What type do you have? Asking because I probably have HEDS (mum and grandma have it and I show almost all symptoms) but I never have symptoms this bad (mainly creaking and aching joints and jaw dislocations).

    • @dddddaria
      @dddddaria Před 3 lety +4

      @@sniperseven My brother has EDS too. He has problems mainly with dislocated shoulders from time to time. Is there any way for me to read more about it to understand it better?

    • @ellejohnson1945
      @ellejohnson1945 Před 3 lety

      yeah i have hEDS which is the less severe type and it’s hell

    • @g-rantwilson5458
      @g-rantwilson5458 Před 3 lety

      @@ellejohnson1945 I have hIVS which is like an ed but alot more dangerous

  • @az0941560
    @az0941560 Před 3 lety +58

    Imagine they were actually serial killers and they were at the back of the van casually singing along to country road 😭🤣 such a gen-z thing

  • @onlysp00nztv97
    @onlysp00nztv97 Před 2 lety +2

    i just watched this video for the first time today and this is the first time i have heard anyone else mention Ehlers-Danlos syndrome before. my sister was born with it and the doctors said she wouldnt live past 3 years old but she made it to the day after her 31st birthday. i just thought i would share that story since i have never heard of anyone else having this disease before today. im sorry that happened to her but my sister is proof that its not the end of the world for her.

  • @jameslivingston7081
    @jameslivingston7081 Před 3 lety +731

    Now he just needs to bring back the love island game

    • @Iron678Maiden
      @Iron678Maiden Před 3 lety +4

      I WOULD DIE

    • @blossomsound
      @blossomsound Před 3 lety +11

      no

    • @GabeGhafoorian
      @GabeGhafoorian Před 3 lety +38

      He talked about that on stream I don't think he's bringing it back. He said that he wants to focus on other things. But i do agree those were fire vids.

    • @charforeverbiotch
      @charforeverbiotch Před 3 lety

      no he doesn't. don't ask him to do videos he doesn't want to do

  • @beans4939
    @beans4939 Před 3 lety +231

    ehlers danlos sucks, i really feel for her. slippery joints, muscle problems, and pain all the time are a struggle. but thanks for the little slip in of eds awareness!

  • @Tayl0r_
    @Tayl0r_ Před 2 lety +2

    EDS is so fucking painful and quite honestly, often not diagnosed properly.
    I feel for that girl oh my god

  • @gerdaris
    @gerdaris Před 3 lety +14

    To all EDS people like me, I hope you are having a great next year, we are so strong, keep going, never give up, you are worrior you are amazing I beleve in you! 🦓🦓🦓

  • @kezmondo
    @kezmondo Před 3 lety +159

    Getting disabled by coffee is a new irrational fear thanks Noel

  • @anejpusnik1697
    @anejpusnik1697 Před 3 lety +376

    Noel shaved his head so he doesnt have to pay for shampoo

    • @virginialane8847
      @virginialane8847 Před 3 lety +11

      wait but this is actually so smart

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 Před 3 lety +4

      I mean shampoo is only meant for your scalp, so I guess

    • @jinxy7869
      @jinxy7869 Před 3 lety

      @@WEFAbender6 scalp is secondary, hair is primary my man

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 Před 3 lety

      @@jinxy7869 in terms of meme or hair care, cuz if it's the latter then scalp should come before hair cuz your scalps alive and is the foundation.
      For meme, idk woosh?

  • @caroaroaroline9999
    @caroaroaroline9999 Před rokem

    this was the video that made me seek info about eds and i’m so grateful. in the past i’d been to multiple doctors with eds pain so bad i couldn’t move, but they never found a cause (despite having textbook symptoms) and the medical gaslighting was insane… lol growing up i was told i just had a lower pain tolerance than most people. i feel so bad for that girl, but i’m so grateful she shared her story/noel took a minute to look into it. that info changed my life for the better, and i have a lot more support now 🦓❤

  • @8bitsamurai6
    @8bitsamurai6 Před 2 lety

    This concept is so simple yet genius. Great content and love the commentary from you.

  • @taracrane8629
    @taracrane8629 Před 3 lety +455

    “Dress like you’re part of the Addams family”
    *wearing a shirt and zip up*

    • @whatfish2447
      @whatfish2447 Před 3 lety +21

      i think he also meant the middle part braids. like the ones Wednesday has

    • @SirPunzalot
      @SirPunzalot Před 2 lety

      And having a rat-face

  • @xoviolet32
    @xoviolet32 Před 3 lety +112

    honestly I hope the girl who got EDS is okay... there's different types (some more severe than others) but it can be a really deadly debilitating disease like that story is insane

    • @jeremyroberts8822
      @jeremyroberts8822 Před 3 lety +3

      I hope she’s alright too. It’s really fucked up that that the other girl gave her a drink of her coffee when she knew she had mono. Smh I feel bad for her

    • @someoneidk308
      @someoneidk308 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah I got mono once (also pretty bad- had to go to the ER to get an antibiotic shot in my ass bc I was screaming in pain) and my hearing has never been the same. Plus my tonsils and lymph nodes are constantly swelling. It's been years.
      Don't give other people mono. Stay home. It's no joke :(. I'm just glad I didn't get EDS.

  • @firstlynamed
    @firstlynamed Před 3 lety +8

    ik iv'e heard that mono story online before, so she def has been telling that story for a while

  • @alyssaz4278
    @alyssaz4278 Před 3 lety +55

    It's somehow so funny to me that both brothers were inseminating patients with their own sperm. Like how does that conversation go? Did one tell the other he was doing it and he was like "that's a great idea"? Or did they make a pact? Was it a coincidence? Family tradition?

  • @jamesizreem
    @jamesizreem Před 3 lety +402

    “Why do you need 2 bottles of wine on a date?” You clearly have a lot to learn about British culture 😂

    • @milazinnia
      @milazinnia Před 3 lety +14

      our drunk/sarcastic/dry/cynical cousins 🇬🇧
      i love you 🇺🇸

    • @julianorton8992
      @julianorton8992 Před 3 lety +14

      Was about to say the same thing... 2 bottles is a bit tame tbh

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Před 3 lety

      Winking with 5 bottles of beer from germany 😁

  • @PabloAndres24
    @PabloAndres24 Před 3 lety +335

    Seems like this should be called weird e-mails, not weird DMs Uncle Nole

  • @madeehickman3796
    @madeehickman3796 Před 3 lety +4

    I have EDS! It’s so cool to see you talk about it! Not a lot of people know abt it!!! Thank you for bringing awareness :)

  • @MarissaCooperButPoor
    @MarissaCooperButPoor Před 3 lety +26

    When 2-wine-bottles guy was telling the story I thought girlie was just going to the unisex bathroom to make out with another dude.

  • @emilygilliam1432
    @emilygilliam1432 Před 3 lety +117

    I have EDS too, but I’m just letting you know there are different types of EDS. It’s not always just flexible joints. Some people are on feeding tubes for the rest of their lives! Connective disuse disorders affect all parts of the body, but the type of EDS you have can make you have more “problem areas.” Personally, I have more issue with my joints and stomach. Some people have problems with their lungs. It all just depends

    • @DakotaCastro7
      @DakotaCastro7 Před 3 lety +10

      bleghhh i have issues w my joints and stomach too it sucks!!! i hope you’re managing your symptoms okay

    • @MariaSantos-uk1go
      @MariaSantos-uk1go Před 3 lety +3

      Same, and constant pain in my joints and bones

    • @Caroline-gl2ky
      @Caroline-gl2ky Před 3 lety +2

      It’s the joints for me! That’s why I got to build muscle! 😖😖

  • @filthyluna
    @filthyluna Před 3 lety +117

    I immediately said “oh no” I’m not ready

  • @brendanelkins4266
    @brendanelkins4266 Před 3 lety

    This video was genuinely very entertaining and i really hope you make more of these

  • @jujuchee
    @jujuchee Před 3 lety +20

    the story about artificial insemination literally has my jaw on the floor

  • @zing5662
    @zing5662 Před 3 lety +75

    I was thinking about the white van story and that is the most Midwest thing ever

  • @yomnaelshabrawy2482
    @yomnaelshabrawy2482 Před 3 lety +160

    he also said he will never ever tell us his ethnicity...

    • @courtneyost
      @courtneyost Před 3 lety

      its really not a guessing game anymore...he's white and filipino! he has said it before and someone found his sis on insta and she has said it too 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @keatonscreations
    @keatonscreations Před 3 lety +8

    I have Ehlers-Danlos syndrom. I can dislocate all of my joints which is a fun party trick but being in pain all day every day is awful.

  • @annabellecurry5286
    @annabellecurry5286 Před 3 lety +52

    that British puke noise he made is engraved in my brain

  • @catherinefeldkamp634
    @catherinefeldkamp634 Před 3 lety +54

    noel has given dobby a [new video]
    dobby is [happy for fifteen minutes seven seconds]

  • @zoedarrah3176
    @zoedarrah3176 Před 3 lety +1

    I love this, never let this series die

  • @BlaxicanBeautyTV333
    @BlaxicanBeautyTV333 Před 3 lety +6

    That doctor one definitely sounds highly illegal but Noel's commentary and editing is hilarious

  • @richmond3083
    @richmond3083 Před 3 lety +76

    Damn this was lowkey a Roasting Fans challenge

  • @cheri618
    @cheri618 Před 3 lety +20

    3:46 it’s sad that niceness is weird or surprising because there’s so much darkness in the world..really sad. it’s sad that we automatically think two men driving home two girls in a white van would end badly because crimes like that happen way too often. really makes you think.

  • @melminatozaki180
    @melminatozaki180 Před rokem +2

    8:43 actually 2 years after this video they released a movie about this doctor on netflix. its “our father”

  • @15UGADawg
    @15UGADawg Před 3 lety

    YES!! Never been so excited this year!

  • @thedepressedavacado8267
    @thedepressedavacado8267 Před 3 lety +35

    The fact Noel thinks that 2 bottles of wine shares between two people counts as blacked out in the uk is adorable 😂 we’ve been training since we were 5 years old. I feel awful for that girl tho I hope she’s okay

  • @chynnhowe
    @chynnhowe Před 3 lety

    These were all soooooo much more than I was expecting.

  • @stardoogalaxie9314
    @stardoogalaxie9314 Před 3 lety +5

    Love how Noel is like a priest at confession

  • @aidandamons3753
    @aidandamons3753 Před 3 lety +23

    "Yes brother" gives off "proper banter" vibes

  • @Hollyka
    @Hollyka Před 3 lety +27

    I haven’t felt nauseated by something I’ve heard in a while so this vid came at a perfect time thanks noel

  • @newpairofboots
    @newpairofboots Před 3 lety +2

    I went to elementary school, junior high, and high school with Noel. Cool dude for sure. Makes me happy to see him as a successful youtuber! =D

  • @michaelfavre6896
    @michaelfavre6896 Před 3 lety +1

    I loved this, and I could watch a whole live stream of this even if it's over 4 hours long.

  • @emmagrace109
    @emmagrace109 Před 3 lety +53

    “You were eating shepherds pie”
    Why do I even try to eat while watching your videos 🤢