Weird DM's: Expensive Mistakes
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- čas přidán 13. 04. 2021
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bro the mismatch between the stories and the actors is the funniest shit lmao
I hate it because I know they’re actors and they’re too good lmao
every sentence the woman with the audiobook narrator voice was saying was far wilder than the previous one. holy fuck
She needs to narrate my life. It would actually sound interesting
That story was the funniest one forsure 😂
@@ashleya3731 oooooooooooooo
we graduated. then started talking about marriage.
then her family called me a demon and she cheated on me.
@@regularspecial1 with my best friend. Then she handed me divorce papers at work. She took most of my money. Then she left me with the house right before the stock market took a shit
The fact that Noel is aware that we just put on his videos as background noise for our chores is hilarious 😭
Man comments 1 minute after making yt account
ikr 😭 i was literally putting him on to do laundry
Fr💀
It makes them easier!!
W e ?
Imagine being a police officer going to a scene of possible insurance fraud and the whole block just smell like kfc
Running an illegal kfc
lmaooooooo
Kentucky Fraud Chicken™ ©®
the hired actors really add a certain vibe to this video lmao
i whhuuhggg?
byiihgg
You mean Noel isn't a hired actor?
AGREED I REALLY HOPE NOEL DOES THIS AGAIN
Candace?
calling a circumcision a fade is easily the funniest shit ive heard all day
amazon prime snipping
That shit had me cackling alone in my room
I had to pause the video and laugh in my room alone for like 20 minutes
"Bro that's gonna be the most expensive fade ever"
'Ey rabbi, give me a fade on that baby'
'Oi yeah, boy's gonna be lookin' right smaht'
“anyways, that relationship introduced me to weed” this had me absolutely howling
Only a British person would get drunk and think “ah yes lemme listen to an audiobook”
As a British person, I can confirm this is true
Harry Potter no less 😂
and uses the word coagulating in the retelling
Idk why I think it’s so funny that Noel hired people to read to him😭💀💀 like I imagine them reading the script like “....yo what is he doin with this?”
well i mean he got em from fiverr so thats probably one of the more normal stuff they get lol
Does it matter if there’s a bag involved
@@kiwichem4336 it might not be fiverr he blurred it but probably
And no matter how bad they wanna know they may never know where the footage went
low-key a good idea
that Tiffany's guy was down so bad the lady reading it was laughing at him LMAO
@nieooj gotoy jesus christ how many fake accounts do you have?
Lmfao
The south African dude talking about prostitution fraud is just the funniest thing ever
I had to look for this comment just to make sure .
Wait are you South African? Cause I am and I only realized he was South African after reading your comment lol
BROOOO I KNOW RIGHT LMAOOOO
If he was a Netherlander he'd likely even win that case
@@percivalyracanth1528 a Netherlander?
You mean Afrikaaner?
the hired actors make this shit 100x funnier please keep this going
The last dude had his life almost ruined and Noel is laughing hysterically at him 💀
fr the only thing that dude did wrong is being born in the midwest
@@millspills3920 LMAOO
Sometimes that‘s the best response, better than to hear half
hearted pitty all the time
noel keeps it real, that shit was priceless xD
yugi..is that really you? ...you know what time it is?
Noel creating jobs for actors on a pandemic-crisis is a real G vibe, bro bro
@eioshen boboi bro 😂
@eioshen boboi the best is the actors got PAID to read such amazing pieces of literature lol
@eioshen boboi Another fake account...
“the most expensive fade you’ll ever pay for” is gold
That last dude went from divorce to weed to Noel Miller, the way life should be
I love that he hired actors to read them cause he didn’t want to💀💀
???
@@itsalwaysme what you ???'ing for
Wait Noel?
@@itsalwaysme what you ???'ing for
@@itsalwaysme what you ???’ing for
the dude thinking he could flip a profit off KFC Fire logs is honestly the most misguided attempt at a hustle of all time
I have more $$ in firelogs than furniture
Prolly listened to Gary V once and thought it was his time
but if it had supreme written on it.....
please this story absolutely killed me. it's so insanely specific that it makes it so much funnier.
i feel like that shit might've popped but probably not he was gamblin'
The actors make them seem like Adult Swim bits. Im rolling. Please do more like this!!
I thought the green screen McFlurry dude was a midroll ad trying to sell me on his self help scheme
I gotta be honest, leaving the club drunk and alone, getting a mcflurry, bundling up in bed and listening to an audiobook to fall asleep sounds like a GOOD fuckin night man
right?!
Read by Stephen Fry? Yes please
my exact thought
Sounds like a dream
bundling up next to a KFC fire :)
I didn’t hear the fact that Noel hired voice actors for this and I was very confused about the demographic of his videos
SAME i had to restart it cause i clearly missed something 😂
same I missed that part lmfaoo
ME TOO. i was playing this in the background 💀
@seeni gzty Did you just copy and paste a reply to another comment...?
Same and I was very confused about the circumsized woman and the fact that Noel said nothing about it
The guy from the boyband story has the best line delivery i've ever heard i need more of him
the narrators are fun, but u have to admit the getting barreled guy reigns supreme at storytelling
i want to be that guys friend so bad
Weed is the gateway drug to Noel Miller’s comedy
Hahaaa me right now
*Noel’s white girl audience* 👁👄👁
Shit Ima come back while high I’ll let you know
I think it’s the opposite, you learn that the videos are more entertaining when you’re faded
Beautifully true
Gotta admit I prefer when the actual person reads them cuz you can hear the depression in them while these actors seemed too happy
the true horror and shame is better to see for sure
idk i feel like the dead-eyed, happy delivery makes it funnier
well they wanted to be anonymous so the alternative is these hired people to read them.
they were happy that that shit didn't happen to them lol
@@shrekshrek4755 I agree
*puts on video and walks away*
Noel: “Eh eh eh before you walk away to go do your stupid laundry, press like.”
Me: ... *goes back and likes video*
This should just be called Noel laughing at his supporters despair
The fact that Ben Shapiro and Noel both are sponsered by raycon is just extremely funny to me
Raycon tryna cover all the bases 😂
@@jmcman6104 could say they have raynge
The favorite youtubers of Ray J himself
The idea of them meeting is sending me rn
Well Raycon sponsers everyone... and no one who pushes them actually uses them :).
I'm losing my shit rn because I literally hit play and walked away to fold my laundry
same Lmfaoo
NO LIKE SAME TOO
SAME i was literally holding my sheets ab to walk out and he called me out
I put my phone on the windowsill to start doing the dishes and I picked my phone up real quick when he said that😂
SAME
“This is the relationship that introduced me to weed” I fucking died in a cloud of smoke when she said that shit, not to mention “she left me the house but then the market shit itself”
He said that’s the loneliest shit but honestly the drunk McFlurry and audiobook after the club sounded pretty tough to me damn
A month ago, I ordered $300 worth of clothes from ASOS and sent them to the wrong address. I have made no effort to retrieve them and I nearly have an anxiety attack every time I think about it
Omg...
I gasped
Wait what i would literally die
Bro get your clothes back what you doing
Next time you're ordering clothes, let me know, I'll send you my address
Having the most British sounding lady talk like an American 25 year-old dude is giving me cognitive dissonance.
But she weirdly pulled it off
I went from "why you you leave your guy over him being uncircumcised?" to "okay if some real medical issue was present maybe she was being reasonable" then back to, "wait, why was she not willing to wait a few months for him to get the procedure?"
I choked at “that’s the most expensive fade you’ll ever pay for”. Luckily my parents paid for mine
If you asked my family I guess they would answer I was an expensive mistake
Street fighter sounds play
Mega oof
same
The hired voice actors do be hitting different
“Aye I got cheated on, smoked some weed, now I watch Noel. How’d you start watching him?”
"amazon prime snipping" XD
Noel is enjoying these readings and being like "this hits different!" while we're here like "yea.. that's why we like it when you read them to us" lol
The actors are the kind of actors you see on a language tutorial video
I wonder what these actors felt when they got this job...and then read the script.
"They whole ass had an intervention" perhaps worst aave of all time
this whole thing had me thinking that noel had the most lgbtq+ diverse fan base ever💀im an idiot
Noel: sponsored by raycon
Also Noel: goes right back to using audio technica after the ad read.
Lololol
This part made me laugh as well
They film their videos before they film ads usually
to be fair raycon is all wireless and for filming this kind of thing you want wired studio headphones
He said the best part of this product is the 45 day return policy 💀💀
I like how he calls them KFC "flavored" fire logs
Woodpeckers go crazy for them i tell ya
shoulda mentioned the fact that raycons sing u a lil tune when u turn them on, thats def a selling factor lmfaoo i love my "raaAaaAyyycoOOn power on"
For anyone thinking about buying raycons, go watch dank pods video reviewing them. No hate to noel for taking the sponsor, its so he can make more videos. But know they are not good headphones, and there are way cheaper and better alternatives.
the fact that noel thinks we only use him as background noise when most of us drop everything when he posts💀
He's keeping himself humble lmao
this is going to sound so damn lonely but i put his vids on when im eating lmao
@@kam1751 no worries, i do it too 👌🏼
@@kam1751 but that's not rly background noise lol I j like watching stuff while eating
i use him as background noise most of the time unless i’m high lol
next time you should hire celebrities on cameo to read them off. i need gilbert gottfried to read one of these
This is such a good idea
Did u see the video of him narrating 50 shades of grey? It's art.
well i hate to tell u this but
This did not age well
Something about the actress in the foreskin story’s weird little back and forth side smirk really unnerves me
I mean he didn't really throw his best friend away, kinda just threw away his best friends favourite beanie.
This was the best Weird DM's yet. Something about the actors reading them really took it to the next level.
Bro that last dude. Shit went from 0 to a 100 real quick. He lost almost everything. The family should now wonder who the “real demon” was...
That was a bit of foreshadowing on their part.
I like the people sending videos of them talking about their experience. Their facial expressions while telling the stories adds to it so much
7:42 dude is such a good actor!! Seemed so genuine
Noel thinking Cumin is one of the herbs or spices used in KFC aggravates me
So they don't even cumin the chicken? At least in MacDonalds you get some in the sauce
@@Tranzrights based
Man I’ve been getting skammed
Agreed. Clearly not a true KFC Enjoyer
@@Tranzrights true kfc man
The last one was mad, best story with the best voice actor
You are the first comment!! VERY AWESOME 😱😐
it was made mate innit
I got creeped out when he called me out for putting him on the second screen, stood up and boutta do the laundry. Why you gotta do me like this 😭😭😭
Bro, I was literally about to stand up as the video started and it kinda freaked me out how accurate Noel was there...
And the Oscar goes to...........................
The green screen guy for Weird DM's 👏👏👏👏👏
which one lmao
@@ahmirstinson2700 They all deserve it
the one dude that they put on prince philip as a “55-year-old” face LMAO
"That relationship introduced me to weed-" 💀💀💀
I was dying
"you should be happy that she sent the pictures.."
stop..STOP HES ALREADY DEAD
13:19 give your editor a got damn raise this shit is too funny
the way she just moved on it "anyways that relationship introduced me to weed" lmaooo
Why does leaving the club alone, getting some food and falling asleep to an audiobook sound like the best night ever to me
“that’s the most expensive fade you’ll ever get” lmaoo 💀💀
11:14 BRUHHH she seriously sounds like them IGCSE English listening test loool
I literally can't comprehend the stories because they are being read to me LMFAO idk why
SAME
I literally didn’t understand the first story because of this PFFT
@@KaeyasSlacker literally I have to read them I can't process it like this idk why LMFAOO
I think it's also bc the wording/tone of the stories and the delivery of them don't add up, that's definitely what's throwing me off
In his other weird dm stories where the actual people tell their own stories I have no trouble understanding them
Editing my comment to add this: the guy with the boy band story was great though
SAME LMAO
extroverts talking to literally any introvert ever: 10:10
i honestly felt so called out💀💀💀
Loneliness is why we have weed
I felt attacked
Glad I'm not the only one called out
“Thats the most expensive fade” GOLLLYYY
noel is literally getting everyone to do the video for him. the ad; scripted. the content? from fans. the people READING the content? hired.
fuckin baller bro imma watch this whole ass shit
9:03 are we gonna ignore “Amazon Prime snipping”? That shit is gold.
Noel losing his mind while the last dude’s story just spirals into pure anarchy made waking up today worth it. That poor fucking guy and he’s just wailing 💀
13:11 The street fighter run back.... It made me laugh until I had tears rolling down my face 😂😂😂
"expensive mistake" was my nickname as a kid
“anyways that relationship introduced me to weed” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sitting in the Cedar Point parking lot for seven hours is a whole new version of being down bad
Down appalling. That one physically hurt
I thought my life was mad until I heard 11:49 now I feel blessed 😬
I can’t even focus on the stories just the people he hired to read the stories to him.😂
Noel is so naturally funny man, the slightest change in facial expression has me cracking up
“this relationship led me to weed and then your channel” i’m dying
7:24 oh man i didn’t know Ajit Pai was on fiver, down bad
"Before you put me on your second monitor..."
HAHA JOKES ON YOU, YOU'RE ALREADY ON MY SECOND MONITOR!!!
I remember back when Noel said he was gonna be done with this series: thank god that was cap 😭
The bit where his face is edited into his own damn face got me trippin
11:07 this is comedic art
what song is that ???
“thats the most expensive fade youll ever pay for” BAHAHOSOAOAKANHAHAGAHAHHAHAHAGAGA
Jokes on you, laundry done- and you’re on my phone.
I’m literally about to start folding my towels
really appreciate the fact noel said “sex worker“ and not “prostitute” , i stan the right man
Its literally the same thing, i swear this newspeak shit is the most cancerous thing that came out of internet culture
@@marcot1546 im literally a sex worker and the word "prostitute" has held a negative connotation against us for decades.. a lot of sex workers are not "prostitutes" because that indicates a full service kind of sex work and the proper word for that would be "escort"... bye
@@marcot1546 just because you dont understand what connotations certain words have doesn't mean it's cancerous
Why did that Peter Rabbit line get me SO BAD 11:30
bro how does this wild series keep like having some much growth? And gets better episode by episode, great idea getting the actor reads, and at least it lets the ones who aren't comfortable with the face to face can get their story our their completely (few exceptions) anonymous, cant wait for the next one of these, loved your show in Tulsa OK at the Cains, all love from the 918 kid!
Came faster than a man
out here doing the impossible 🤌🏼
damn 😳
@@xxthrashiexx 😂 I cackled!
who
woahhh😳😳
the circumcision story is a plotline from shameless 😭
okay, it only starts off the same way HAHAHAHA
Lmao that's exactly what I thought of too when I heard that
when noel was pretending to be a college student and said “where’s the chicken?” 💀💀
im standing outside in school and look like a psycho giggling to myself at 8am
The start of the add placement was one of the scariest things i have ever seen
now this is a certified hood classic
Thanks Matt.
@@na-kt2bs Thanks na.
@@garbagejuice1 thanks Grant_
@@bruhsaursyeeter582 thanks bruhsaurs.
@@bw-xv2rz thanks residentgrinch
"That relationship introduced me to weed"
I fucking died. Lmao
i loved this video so much for so many reasons