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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 17. 01. 2023
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  • @lorigirlsweet
    @lorigirlsweet Pƙed rokem +9271

    Fully convinced that guy was more turned on by the paper bag than the girls

    • @Austin.Kilgore
      @Austin.Kilgore Pƙed rokem +999

      Same lol the “Man I wish I could date one of you” was more than likely directed towards the bags

    • @PineapplesPerhaps
      @PineapplesPerhaps Pƙed rokem +14

      Same

    • @katiedoyle819
      @katiedoyle819 Pƙed rokem +201

      I know he reminded me of ppl that get turned on by balloons and popping them

    • @fernfernisfernie
      @fernfernisfernie Pƙed rokem +81

      when a paper bag gets more male attention than you

    • @thevileruler
      @thevileruler Pƙed rokem +102

      @@katiedoyle819 there was an episode of my strange addiction and this dude *loved* balloons. Like he’d get all sad and shit if they popped and he just kinda liked the way they looked and felt. Man’s had a room full of a ton them, all sizes too

  • @alaskawashington
    @alaskawashington Pƙed rokem +9613

    the concept of “hey I can pay for my bill” and like 40 seconds later being met with “you just wanted a free meal” just makes me chuckle lol

    • @iiccyyy
      @iiccyyy Pƙed rokem

      For real though! And why is it now a “free meal” as soon as sex is off the table? Like he basically admitted he only was going to pay for the meal because he thought she’d fuck him..

    • @neomawzz
      @neomawzz Pƙed rokem +116

      I died

    • @HumeAnn
      @HumeAnn Pƙed rokem

      So pathetic

    • @epheoko
      @epheoko Pƙed rokem +1561

      Did that guy think he can just... exchange some food for sex? Lmao

    • @neomawzz
      @neomawzz Pƙed rokem +39

      @@epheoko ikr

  • @o.m.2203
    @o.m.2203 Pƙed rokem +1806

    The “you just wanted a free meal” guy is exactly the type of guy women don’t want following us home. Those guys are scary.

    • @Tamara-ju3lh
      @Tamara-ju3lh Pƙed rokem +92

      Right? I wouldn't want any guy I barely know knowing where my room or house is. Any sane man with good intentions would respect that.

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 Pƙed rokem +42

      Got that Ted Bundy energy
      Hard pass đŸ€š

    • @pamelam1101
      @pamelam1101 Pƙed rokem +11

      @@babyramses5066nahhh. Red bundy actually acted nice to women, yk until he assaulted and killed them, but this guy SHOWS his creepiness from the beginning.

    • @DEMiURGE455
      @DEMiURGE455 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci

      I mean I just feel sorry for them. The lack of positive relationships can really destroy someone mentally to the point where they become a total creep

    • @hopefullyhelping6664
      @hopefullyhelping6664 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +28

      @@DEMiURGE455Not how that works.

  • @nickelpickel3924
    @nickelpickel3924 Pƙed rokem +3052

    A black eye doesn't mean you lost. But the "it's a tie" part does mean that.

    • @fin3642
      @fin3642 Pƙed rokem +22

      Yh if it was actually a tie then you’d just say Yh I won. No judges to dispute your claim😂

    • @mr.dr0bot731
      @mr.dr0bot731 Pƙed rokem

      Black eyes usually means you lost

    • @nickelpickel3924
      @nickelpickel3924 Pƙed rokem +21

      @@mr.dr0bot731 only if you have never been in a fight and, believe that somehow a black eye means anything.
      If me and, you fought and I had a black eye at the end. But you had a broken jaw. Who won that fight?
      If we're in a fight and you gave me a black eye. But I turned around and was able to pin you to the ground and, forced you to quit fighting. Who won that fight the guy with the black eye or the guy that gave up the fight?

    • @gamerman7276
      @gamerman7276 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

      I would've died hearing that friends or not.

  • @mishtrology
    @mishtrology Pƙed rokem +8685

    I think Noel needs some of his own $5 therapy after doing these

    • @izzytricoli7801
      @izzytricoli7801 Pƙed rokem +55

      Better help is there for him. With so many very professional very real and very qualified "therapists" to help

    • @aidanpenny6065
      @aidanpenny6065 Pƙed rokem +7

      The way he was dying over the kid losing his truck bro 😭😭😭

  • @lolitamolita5354
    @lolitamolita5354 Pƙed rokem +5354

    I coughed out half a lung when Noel said that teenager looked like the mom in Hereditary

    • @ava-nc9px
      @ava-nc9px Pƙed rokem +10

      PLSSS

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Pƙed rokem +80

      I thought she was a grandma cuz her hair looked gray 😭

    • @mihaibratu2001
      @mihaibratu2001 Pƙed rokem +106

      Mom gave her the 40y/o bank teller cut.

    • @player2763
      @player2763 Pƙed rokem +1

      Only know if that movie bc my mom and her bf told me that it was so horrible that people were leaving the cinema

    • @ghostlyexe
      @ghostlyexe Pƙed rokem +23

      I don’t even know if you can consider a 13 year old as a full teen yet, why did she look old as hell? Lol

  • @juds_reads2684
    @juds_reads2684 Pƙed rokem +742

    Noel got that girl defined lighting in this one

  • @syrupgal22
    @syrupgal22 Pƙed rokem +2605

    God Noel has such a perfectly round skull. I could look at the curve of his skull for hours

    • @Sterlovesitalways
      @Sterlovesitalways Pƙed rokem +293

      Madam? 😭

    • @rinellet
      @rinellet Pƙed rokem +95

      AYOOOO‌

    • @denknees__
      @denknees__ Pƙed rokem

      Honestly not enough ppl talk abt this i wanna grip that thing like a bowling ball and pick him up make a mold maybe

    • @Kinloo_Kills
      @Kinloo_Kills Pƙed rokem +243

      This has serial killer vibes.

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Pƙed rokem +208

      18th century phrenologist

  • @honeyafterdark
    @honeyafterdark Pƙed rokem +7039

    Seeing Noel’s sanity actively drop throughout this video is WILD

    • @salkamaria
      @salkamaria Pƙed rokem +1

      @StĂŠrĂ°frĂŠĂ°i Ă©g hata ĂŸig

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Pƙed rokem +3909

    I love that the woman said suggested covering her half but he paid for it, then when she didn't want to f**k he complained she did it for the free food. My guy she was cool paying but you offered

    • @Anonymous-bi5pv
      @Anonymous-bi5pv Pƙed rokem +468

      Men đŸ”

    • @olivialillegard2540
      @olivialillegard2540 Pƙed rokem +781

      it’s like he thinks that if he pays for something then in return he is entitled to sex which is just fucking crazy lol

    • @jacobstall1588
      @jacobstall1588 Pƙed rokem +129

      @@olivialillegard2540 i dont think he has a dad just based on that fact alone

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 Pƙed rokem

      @@olivialillegard2540 some women definitely do hustle for free meals, but most of us would rather eat something we made ourselves on the couch with our dogs than get all dolled up and spend 1-2 hours in captivity with an insufferable asshole for $20-$30 in food. I’m certainly not going to fuck for that!

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Pƙed rokem +239

      @@Anonymous-bi5pv Men (derogatory)

  • @bro-tj6gt
    @bro-tj6gt Pƙed rokem +2461

    props to the lady on the date for coming for that man’s throat 😭
    i was shouting GET HIM in my head when she said she doesn’t fuck on the first date

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Pƙed rokem +140

      That felt so satisfying

    • @TenApplesforTime
      @TenApplesforTime Pƙed rokem +191

      LOL i was thinking she shouldve been meaner. but im glad she was able to stick up for herself

    • @topspot4834
      @topspot4834 Pƙed rokem +115

      It's amazing it even got to that point. Anyone with even an ounce of social skills would've gotten the hint when she said she's gonna retire early and head upstairs ... And that the hotel doesn't allow guests. I mean, get a clue!!

    • @whatever3145
      @whatever3145 Pƙed rokem +1

      And women have literally been raped assaulted killed at their hotel doors or homes after being followed. My mom was shoved into a hotel room once when some guy ran up behind her and locked her in w him. If the maid hadn't seen it happen who the fuck knows what would have happened to her. No cops involved of course, that's how it is in the south esp in the 90s when it happened
      . Men like that will victim blame and say women are stupid for "getting themselves" into certain situations, ie why let a man follow you to your room if you aren't trying to have sex? Then they turn around and say you're a rude selfish paranoid bitch if you refuse to let a man follow you home or to your room.
      Theres literally no winning and this shit is getting bad. I'm 30 and the mysogony of my gen was ignorant and alot of it was due to a lack of information or experience - at least mainstream-wise. It was never popular to be this...hateful about it. To have all these insane arguments based on insane beliefs about women. Idk it just feels so much more targeted than it used to among the general population of men and boys.

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano Pƙed rokem +4162

    I totally thought the 13-year-old was the mother and the 5-year-old kid was off screen somewhere and she was horrified that the sister told her that truth.

    • @theeleanorshellstrop
      @theeleanorshellstrop Pƙed rokem +123

      same 😭 I was looking for the kid

    • @katielowe7970
      @katielowe7970 Pƙed rokem +51

      There was a sad filter on her face

    • @valdewar8093
      @valdewar8093 Pƙed rokem +51

      I thought the 13 year old was an adult who had just had dental surgery and was on Novocaine and that's why her mouth was open like that

    • @mitza420
      @mitza420 Pƙed rokem +22

      isnt 13 a bit old to think santa is real

    • @kassygoshen1190
      @kassygoshen1190 Pƙed rokem

      Same💯💯💯

  • @Austin.Kilgore
    @Austin.Kilgore Pƙed rokem +3117

    Yeah I felt bad for truck dude almost right away
 just because of how upset he was he was over it. Hard not to empathize with someone who’s that genuinely upset

    • @Carebearritual
      @Carebearritual Pƙed rokem +644

      that’s what i was thinking. it just made me so fucking sad. that shit sucks and he said he just got done with work. that would just fucking kill my vibe for MONTHS

    • @wienerstein2817
      @wienerstein2817 Pƙed rokem +165

      Yeah dude that shit was rough.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd Pƙed rokem +265

      Hi, this is not to make fun of you, but the word you want to use is "empathize", not "emphasize".

    • @TCGJAyandGian131
      @TCGJAyandGian131 Pƙed rokem +58

      I was on the way to visit my wife at work and hit someone with my brother’s car. Messed up my day for sure. They’re alright, don’t worry.

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 Pƙed rokem +22

      Oh yea, I’d be crying too.

  • @shanekuhl8399
    @shanekuhl8399 Pƙed rokem +745

    That guy was 100% talking to the paper bags, not the girls.

  • @lukegavin556
    @lukegavin556 Pƙed rokem +1465

    My Aunt is a librarian and she said there was a guy that used to come in and watch porn in the library, but he'd put a garbage bag over him and the computer so people wouldn't see

    • @TitaniusAnglesmith
      @TitaniusAnglesmith Pƙed rokem +381

      Lvl 100 engineer

    • @TheGuyWhoIsNeverMad
      @TheGuyWhoIsNeverMad Pƙed rokem

      I assume he came fully equiped with a wank tent as well

    • @sebamurray8846
      @sebamurray8846 Pƙed rokem +276

      that’s hilarious to picture

    • @katiedoyle819
      @katiedoyle819 Pƙed rokem +124

      That’s called coming prepared

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 Pƙed rokem +76

      I mean, hey, that’s a confident dude who knows others don’t want to see it in public.

  • @Yainteth
    @Yainteth Pƙed rokem +799

    That girl aged 30 years when she heard Santa isn’t real đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @samb.8134
    @samb.8134 Pƙed rokem +927

    Props to truck guy. So many people act like they don't give value to physical possessions, man if you spent thousands on something you definitely care about it, and the feeling of it breaking is like when you're a kid, and that toy you love so much gets broken. Props to him for showing emotion.

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 Pƙed rokem +40

      Hell I cried in anger when I found out my mom isn't letting me hang stuff on my wall anymore when we move to this next place because my posters are some of my most prized possessions, some are signed, and all are important to me. Possessions can really really be windows into a person's soul and losing them feels crushing

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 Pƙed rokem +5

      @@boojersey13 yo, see about that putty stuff or command strips? also displate is a thing

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 Pƙed rokem +20

      @@btaylerpackard2475 That's the thing!!! I told her I'd do that, or even hang them in my closet where guests can't see them initially, but she just thinks my possessions are ugly and unsightly and whatever so she refuses to let me hang them :( I really do just have to wait til I'm on my feet enough to leave entirely. She also won't let me pick the shower curtain for my bathroom, and I can't have visible toiletries in said bathroom and she's decided she's storing her stuff in a corner of my bedroom because why not make me feel even LESS human!

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango Pƙed rokem +4

      @Vic She's not letting you hang posters on the wall in your own bedroom? Are they of naked people or something? If not that's unfair of her :( Being able to express yourself and decorate your space is important. Just look forward to moving out I guess :/

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 Pƙed rokem +6

      @@marzipanmango It's emo band boys that I've had hung up the past five years lmao, and a handful maybe 10 years even from before we last moved. Can't hang my art up either, and I'm literally going into art professionally lmao???? She also isn't letting me like, decorate my bathroom. She's calling it the guest bathroom and constantly telling me its not my bathroom with this smirk like she finds joy in making me feel small or something. It's ridiculous and I feel like I'm in a damn psychological drama show with how absolutely dramatic and, I can only describe it as character-like she behaves. I think she also was excited to move because she hated that I loved my job Im pretty sure, she always acted like I should be unhappy about work and lo and behold now we have to move somewhere too far for me to keep working there. She's very manipulative and odd, it's a whirlwind having to live with her after she stopped taking her meds. I'm saving up to leave hardcore and get this job back truly
      Edit: sorry for the novel of a reply!!

  • @Tenji140
    @Tenji140 Pƙed rokem +1298

    I'm waiting for a moment where Neol just sits there stunned and doesn't say anything and ends the video

  • @hinataXkibaforeva102
    @hinataXkibaforeva102 Pƙed rokem +1144

    Ok but I genuinely felt bad for the truck guy. I hope he was able to get it fixed

    • @themonsterlegendsbros1263
      @themonsterlegendsbros1263 Pƙed rokem

      Fax

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Pƙed rokem +126

      Yeah. That’s someone who paid for that on his own. No help from mom & dad. He worked hard and that’s so crushing. Pun not intended. Then when a vehicle saves your life, you get attached to that vehicle. After my accident I had to find the identical car.

    • @koalatea8126
      @koalatea8126 Pƙed rokem +42

      that truck is totaled for sure. airbags deploying automatically means totaled usually. it's not gonna be fixed.

    • @maddiexmorgan
      @maddiexmorgan Pƙed rokem +10

      @@koalatea8126airbags deploying actually doesn’t signify a car is totaled, but none the less is a great expense sometimes not worth it

    • @koalatea8126
      @koalatea8126 Pƙed rokem +8

      @@maddiexmorgan nah dude between the damage to the vehicle body, the engine, and the interior, there's no way it isn't totaled

  • @culltik
    @culltik Pƙed rokem +144

    I'm sorry if someone turned around with that much incredulity and said, "MEN", I'd have lost it laughing in his face. The comedic timing, HOLY fuck.

  • @kenken158
    @kenken158 Pƙed rokem +363

    The lady who says “Merry Christmas from tHe JuNGLe BaBAAAYYYYYYYYY” is something my mom and I scream at each other all the time 💀💀💀

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg Pƙed rokem +27

      She's literally iconic. That wasn't hard to watch that was beautiful

    • @Nikkistrict
      @Nikkistrict Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      She sounds like fun

  • @jacksonbailey6648
    @jacksonbailey6648 Pƙed rokem +1025

    Noel might just be that old man at the library in 50 years

    • @Nicole-zh7pl
      @Nicole-zh7pl Pƙed rokem +49

      10

    • @Theewan08
      @Theewan08 Pƙed rokem +24

      I'm surprised Noel didn't recognize that video.. maybe he didn't wanna age himself.

    • @impinkiepiuwu1832
      @impinkiepiuwu1832 Pƙed rokem

      He loves traumatizing people like that

  • @benjamincashwell5373
    @benjamincashwell5373 Pƙed rokem +1058

    I've noticed Noel's been saying "that's like a Meat Canyon character" a lot recently. Glad to see he's found a new interest besides things that go vroom vroom.

    • @smbenga2
      @smbenga2 Pƙed rokem +28

      What’s wrong with things that go vroom vroom? 😂😂😂

    • @benjameslanthier6987
      @benjameslanthier6987 Pƙed rokem +24

      vroom vroom for the win baby, I want Noel to bring back his post F1 race recaps on his other channel, loved that shit

    • @Zara33647
      @Zara33647 Pƙed rokem +14

      Vroom vroom-I’m in me mum’s car

    • @Maxthemilli0n
      @Maxthemilli0n Pƙed rokem +9

      @@smbenga2 nothing, it's just many interests = more interesting person; just vroom vroom = only a vroom vroom person

    • @employeeofthemouth
      @employeeofthemouth Pƙed rokem

      rough bro nice

  • @codyvanderzwaag8031
    @codyvanderzwaag8031 Pƙed rokem +226

    That video of the truck was soul crushing...you could hear the pain in his voice.

  • @kennabee8558
    @kennabee8558 Pƙed rokem +610

    I'm in cosmetology school and every single old guy has ZERO self control fr. It's nice to be called beautiful and stuff but they always ask me out or ask for my number or something and I say no thank you and then I have to finish this man's hair... let me tell you, beard shaping is hard and u gotta get really close to see and it's SO AWKWARD AFTER I ALREADY REJECTED THE MAN

    • @futuristicgirl14
      @futuristicgirl14 Pƙed rokem +100

      FR, I hate when I’m waxing someone or doing a facial and the guy gets creepy- like do I kick them out or get a fat tip while being extremely uncomfortable?

    • @BillyBob-jg1gq
      @BillyBob-jg1gq Pƙed rokem +80

      cosmetology school attracts creeps majorly for some reason, thankfully it chills out once you're in an actual salon. You still run into perverts for SURE but not nearly as often. (Long time stylist)

    • @Anonymous-bi5pv
      @Anonymous-bi5pv Pƙed rokem +72

      @@BillyBob-jg1gq it's because the women who are still in school tend to be very very young

    • @kennabee8558
      @kennabee8558 Pƙed rokem +28

      @@BillyBob-jg1gq yeah, I typically just ride out the discomfort so I can get the tip. But I have a line. Luckily I have amazing teachers who would protect me if I needed it so I feel safe enough to suffer the uncomfy.

    • @ayla8345
      @ayla8345 Pƙed rokem +17

      Damn, there really is no escape for you. I’m sorry 😭

  • @adamclarke2251
    @adamclarke2251 Pƙed rokem +917

    I feel bad for the guy with the truck, first he was probably still pretty shaken up from the accident but i know what it’s like to have a truck that’s your passion and would be hard to see it go like that

    • @sasuxsakuxfan
      @sasuxsakuxfan Pƙed rokem +26

      still recording to tiktok tho... idk lol

    • @hannabooklover
      @hannabooklover Pƙed rokem +10

      And then still pulling out his phone and recording himself lol

    • @adamclarke2251
      @adamclarke2251 Pƙed rokem +32

      @@sasuxsakuxfan I mean I definitely wouldn’t have been crying but tbf a truck crash would make some pretty sick content imo I would whip out my phone and record that shit 💀

    • @commandohazelnuts
      @commandohazelnuts Pƙed rokem +7

      ​@@adamclarke2251 I mean I definitely would have been crying but tbf a truck crash wouldn't make some pretty sick content imo I wouldn't whip out my phone and record that shit 💀

    • @brindleface9316
      @brindleface9316 Pƙed rokem +5

      @@hannabooklover i guess some people cope like that, he talks about money and i imagine crashing a truck isn't cheap. It would make a lot of people upset just thinking about the amount you have to pay to fix it/have spent on it already

  • @lordapollo2428
    @lordapollo2428 Pƙed rokem +463

    I knew one of the smartest people I have ever met in high school. He was very sheltered. We were talking about christmas and santa came up, and in the 10th grade this man believed santa was real. I tried not to be mean, but I asked questions about why he believes when so many people don't. And he made some religious argument and thats fine. But finally I just told him santa is not real, he said "tell that to my trampoline". Broke me.

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 Pƙed rokem +3

      I don't get it

    • @Jb-zw8ro
      @Jb-zw8ro Pƙed rokem +115

      @@Bane520 he thinks santa got him the trampoline

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Pƙed rokem +64

      A lot of religions especially off-shoots of more mainstream ones are just like cults. If their preacher said it, it’s 100% true to them. It’s really sad. That guy will probably marry someone from his faith. When you’re that far gone you basically would need reprogramming. They could not handle the real world. I feel bad for those kids because they didn’t choose that for themselves. Sometimes I think people should not be allowed religious teachings/churches until they’re like 16 and then they’re old enough to decide for themselves. Because it can be something that not just affects your life but can control it unfortunately.

    • @jsmarch9022
      @jsmarch9022 Pƙed rokem +10

      maybe not that smart after all

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 Pƙed rokem +4

      @@Jb-zw8ro How is he smart then? Was that part sarcastic?

  • @nattyyum3829
    @nattyyum3829 Pƙed rokem +165

    noel fixing sexism by saying all men are good for is nutting 💀💀

  • @hanablssm
    @hanablssm Pƙed rokem +108

    just when you think noel is completely jaded, we get an absolutely soul wrenching "they glazed my boy (x2)"

    • @tiahnarodriguez3809
      @tiahnarodriguez3809 Pƙed rokem +6

      Took me out. Bro had on a jelly face mask, but Noel thought it was spunk with twigs 💀

  • @AlyssaP21
    @AlyssaP21 Pƙed rokem +85

    Oh my god the “Men!” hockey video is mine! Let me tell you that guy was something else. Got so mad every time I called them boys because god forbid I demean them or something?? They literally call each other boys all the time so not quite sure what got his panties in a twist that day 😂

    • @janineflanagan5215
      @janineflanagan5215 Pƙed rokem +25

      I bet they call women "girls" too lmfao

    • @silverdisable
      @silverdisable Pƙed rokem +7

      I cannot understand how people don't laugh in these types of dudes faces, they need a reality check or a therapy session to explore why they get mad at everything women do or say like its the end times

    • @AlyssaP21
      @AlyssaP21 Pƙed rokem +13

      @@silverdisable they’re the exact type of guy to complain that girls don’t pay attention to sports and then immediately start quizzing you on the history of said sport the second you let them know you actually DO like sports for no reason other than to try to embarrass you for not knowing a stat from decades ago🙄

  • @SeenFeen
    @SeenFeen Pƙed rokem +69

    "She's 13? I thought she was a grown ass woman" doesn't hold up in court Noel đŸ€š

  • @allisonrose6795
    @allisonrose6795 Pƙed rokem +365

    Is anyone going to tell Noel that that man is wearing a face mask at a spa, or is he going to go on with life thinking that a stranger fell asleep first at a guy’s’ sleepover

    • @rinellet
      @rinellet Pƙed rokem +43

      plsss i fell for it and actually thought the guy’s friends poured resin on his face 😅

    • @employeeofthemouth
      @employeeofthemouth Pƙed rokem +30

      okay i thought that he did fall asleep first at a sleepover, but they just put a fancy face mask on him...

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 Pƙed rokem +5

      I figured it was melted wax

    • @demonicseries
      @demonicseries Pƙed rokem +26

      thank god. here i am thinking that guy got SA'd and they're just laughing at him

    • @miketas7665
      @miketas7665 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@rinellet buddy that ain't no resin

  • @artemis-kinkyboikirby5539
    @artemis-kinkyboikirby5539 Pƙed rokem +25

    When she said "I don't fuck on the first date" that dude took 57 damage to the dome

  • @terryr4623
    @terryr4623 Pƙed rokem +405

    Never understoods dudes who get mad about paying for the bill (if that's what they wanna do in the first place). If you wanna pay to get fkd then pay a sex worker....It guarateeds you getting fked and skipping the meal part. Also this the type of dude to hate sex workers but want the women who they date to act like one (fk for a form of payment, in this case, food) for them but would literally shame her if it was with another man. Also if you think women cannot afford food (apparently we're all in poverty?????????) then go donate to a soup kitchen

    • @paige6662
      @paige6662 Pƙed rokem +75

      Every point you made is so baller lmao like I can feed myself I go to dinner with you because I want to get to know you and it’s not going to up your chances any more to sleep with me just because you payed bb boy like I got cash too

    • @Potacintvervs
      @Potacintvervs Pƙed rokem +1

      @@paige6662 so is it fine if a man splits the bill, since you have money? Like you said, the date is about getting to know the man, not about the food, and you can buy your own food, right?

    • @-lee-2867
      @-lee-2867 Pƙed rokem +70

      @@Potacintvervs I honestly prefer splitting the bill because it feels more like a mutual respect for each other like one person isn't accepting all of the financial responsibility of the date

    • @angeles6857
      @angeles6857 Pƙed rokem +38

      @@Potacintvervs wouldn’t it be better if the person who asked to go on the date paid?If I were to ask a guy out I would pay because it’s common sense.

    • @xfirstly
      @xfirstly Pƙed rokem +31

      @@Potacintvervs the only times I let men pay for dinner on dates is when they have been completely shit - making no effort to keep the conversation going, excessive bragging for the majority of the time or doing something super weird etc. If the date is at least decent then I always pay for myself - and it is not a big deal lol

  • @andreajoan7193
    @andreajoan7193 Pƙed rokem +188

    "that's what someone says from their 5 million dollar home in Venice"....
    Cody really felt that

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Pƙed rokem +21

      I’ll probably get real shit for it but it’s so funny it could have been a joke or just a slip up. Cody seems more interested in investing in things and I feel like his content got worse, like a reaction channel and always sponsored. I’m all for making money but his excuse was crap. And Noel has just made his content more creative. Always looking to make things better from music videos (yeah I know they do music together too), directing, creating game shows, a desk you can drive and seriously helped a lot of people along the way, there’s usually good advice to his jokes esp when he was on Twitch, he really cared.

    • @andreajoan7193
      @andreajoan7193 Pƙed rokem +3

      @@phoenixgirl70 lol. I doubt you'll get in trouble. Pretty sure it was a vague LA joke on Noel's part. I hear what you're saying though. I really enjoy both their content and appreciate that they are so different-I mean obvi because they are two dif people- because I think that is exactly what makes their dynamic strong on TMG. And they are so different in their creativity it is fun to see. Noel's talent is absurd for sure though. He's gonna continue to blow up HUGE. Wish I could've seen him when he was on Twitch more, but like the only person I really watch on Twitch is like Hasan Piker. Probably cuz i'm not a gamer. I should expand my Twitch watch clearly lol

    • @xfirstly
      @xfirstly Pƙed rokem +3

      @@phoenixgirl70 I am actually enjoin Cody's content a lot lately - on the training channel - maybe he has moved away from reaction videos etc but the content itself is always well produced and still funny.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@xfirstly Oh I had unsubbed so I didn’t know about another channel. Thanks for the suggestion, I’ll check it out😀

    • @andreajoan7193
      @andreajoan7193 Pƙed rokem +3

      @@xfirstly I love Cody trains too!!!! It's actually got me working out on the regular now!

  • @Anonymous-bi5pv
    @Anonymous-bi5pv Pƙed rokem +1675

    I love (hate) how the man on the dinner date IMMEDIATELY tried to play the victim and claim she was using him, when HE offered to pay the whole thing. This is peak Men Moment.

    • @YouArePitiful
      @YouArePitiful Pƙed rokem +71

      That's not a "men moment," that's just a bad person. You know how often men go out with women and pay for everything and don't act like this? This isn't nearly as common of a situation as the man paying for everything for nothing in return, and being okay with that.

    • @7r0g
      @7r0g Pƙed rokem

      @@YouArePitiful she’s being a twat, don’t waste your breath buddy. These “women” make up less than 5% of the worlds population

    • @captainobvious.29yearsago70
      @captainobvious.29yearsago70 Pƙed rokem +175

      man moment đŸ”

    • @-lee-2867
      @-lee-2867 Pƙed rokem +119

      @@YouArePitiful yeah this is as much of a "man moment" as women who go on dates for free food is a "woman moment", groups of people shouldn't be defined by the actions of a few people, obviously lol

    • @ipodtouch5963
      @ipodtouch5963 Pƙed rokem +215

      People say "woman moment" all the time on the internet, let's let someone flip the script for once lmao.

  • @pickleioi9058
    @pickleioi9058 Pƙed rokem +707

    This one hits different when you’re constipated

  • @liamSlayter
    @liamSlayter Pƙed rokem +102

    the incel talking points was the funniest thing i have seen noel do in a minute omfg

  • @Jakey4000
    @Jakey4000 Pƙed rokem +13

    To be fair my grandfather on his deathbed said it was hard to feel ready to go before he saw us all, went to see him in the emergency room and we hugged and cried and he looked ready to go then and there, man held on for another few days, what a hero. I think he was waiting for us to smuggle the beer in that he drank happily. RIP granddad, you a gangsta

  • @jaybabejustine
    @jaybabejustine Pƙed rokem +91

    Aw the guy who crashed his truck made me so sad 😭 hope he's okay ❀

  • @sora1498
    @sora1498 Pƙed rokem +35

    alex's maniacal laughter in the background is never not the most comforting thing lmao

  • @nicky7738
    @nicky7738 Pƙed rokem +204

    I honestly felt for the girl who found out Santa wasn’t real. She believed so wholeheartedly until she was 13 and then her family laughed at her when they broke the truth? That hurt my heart :(

    • @evangorski7992
      @evangorski7992 Pƙed rokem +48

      She’s gonna believe hella conspiracy theories when she’s older. If the world could keep this secret from her for so long what else could it be hiding?👀😅

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry Pƙed rokem +45

      Yeah that’s just mean. Especially posting her whole face crying on the internet-with the purpose to be made fun of??

    • @shilohgoes5544
      @shilohgoes5544 Pƙed rokem +10

      Yeah that was really mean

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

      for real it's one thing to find out Santa isn't real but the real issue here is that she got humiliated by the people who encouraged that belief just to post it on the Internet where people from her school could see

  • @Trisaaru
    @Trisaaru Pƙed rokem +127

    Something about the paperbag one cut open my soul, stuck a funnel in it, and started pouring molten liquid cringe in it.

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Pƙed rokem +375

    Noel's reactions are extraordinary. Seems like he's having unique facial expressions per video.

  • @neomawzz
    @neomawzz Pƙed rokem +28

    that poor lady on the first date oh my god.. I fucking LOST IT when he said "do it then, pay for your meal" holyyy shit

  • @Laruex98
    @Laruex98 Pƙed rokem +159

    i love the ‘noel with an audience’ format of these videos lately!!

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl70 Pƙed rokem +122

    I couldn’t laugh at the truck. That dude paid for that himself, there’s no doubt about it. He appreciated it, took good care of it, and in the end it saved his life. Maybe people assumed he couldn’t save the money to buy it (and that would be attached to how many similar comments made by others). I hope he had a fair insurance co. (Yeah I know, but just trying to send the guy some luck).

  • @xEverythingToNothing
    @xEverythingToNothing Pƙed rokem +123

    Alex didn't hesitate to really test Noel's chill here

  • @SniffyTugBoat
    @SniffyTugBoat Pƙed rokem +48

    my Midwest heart broke for that truck boy, bless his heart.

  • @ktarmitage3818
    @ktarmitage3818 Pƙed rokem +122

    noel needs a woman on the team to tell him it’s not jizz w tree on it it’s a face mask

    • @cora9293
      @cora9293 Pƙed rokem +19

      but it does look rather sus 😂😅

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta Pƙed rokem +5

      His disgusted confusion is kinda more fun 😂

  • @Austin.Kilgore
    @Austin.Kilgore Pƙed rokem +87

    2:22 Is he talking about the bags or the girls though? Based on his level of fondness for that bag we just saw prior
 if you ask me I’d say it’s genuinely up in the air. Lol

    • @33up24
      @33up24 Pƙed rokem +20

      I also had a brain short circuit trying to figure out if he was talking about the bags or the girls

    • @Ivannbeats
      @Ivannbeats Pƙed rokem

      You really can't tell

  • @Whyiseverythingtakennnn
    @Whyiseverythingtakennnn Pƙed rokem +20

    "humans were only meant to live until like 40" Noel im sorry we're parting ways soo early, you'll be missed🙏

  • @seabugstudios
    @seabugstudios Pƙed rokem +150

    Boutta eat some lunch! A Noel video will surely be a good watch, what could go wrong?

  • @laurajaynenolan2149
    @laurajaynenolan2149 Pƙed rokem +6

    13:01 sounded like Toby from the office, especially when he said from within đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

  • @YouArePitiful
    @YouArePitiful Pƙed rokem +10

    Saying that old guy in the library was taking a picture of modern science, Noel comes up with the funniest shit sometimes

  • @snakesandstones4252
    @snakesandstones4252 Pƙed rokem +19

    The little girl in the santa video probably will get relentlessly bullied in geometry class anyhow after her friends at school see her moms tik tok....

  • @madelinenichols2349
    @madelinenichols2349 Pƙed rokem +37

    Glad to see Noel switched out the wilting plants in the background of his last “this is tough” video

  • @doodles1331
    @doodles1331 Pƙed rokem +23

    The screaming Christmas jungle lady made me laugh uncontrollably for a hot minute

  • @yikes2540
    @yikes2540 Pƙed rokem +9

    13:53 who tf has ever said “let’s go men” at a sports game? They’re not fuckin soldiers lol

  • @sophiarios8173
    @sophiarios8173 Pƙed rokem +20

    I literally shed a tear at the car one, that broke my heart.

  • @ACE-zw7vi
    @ACE-zw7vi Pƙed rokem +21

    Noel’s got his own laugh track

  • @dylpickled
    @dylpickled Pƙed rokem +27

    The goop grandma reminds me of mine, she’ll say “yeah” or “that’s great” before really comprehending what was just said. Like she’ll ask “how’re you?” and I can say something like “great! I just murdered my family” and she’d be like “that’s wonderful!”

  • @artisticallyannelise4216
    @artisticallyannelise4216 Pƙed rokem +47

    don't worry noel we all hate these, but seeing you suffer makes it worth it

  • @nicematerial
    @nicematerial Pƙed rokem +4

    "MEN" said the cargo-shorted guy drinking green sody-pop

  • @gilesbuxton738
    @gilesbuxton738 Pƙed rokem +37

    noel shouldn’t make fun of old people he’s reaching that age himself

  • @_alauda_
    @_alauda_ Pƙed rokem +49

    You know the friend fell asleep joke is actually a jelly face mask 😭 women use it all the timeee and there's different scents

  • @handfloboxingreview1673
    @handfloboxingreview1673 Pƙed rokem +4

    That truck clip is straight up out of a King of the Hill episode when Hank breaks down mentally and cries over his truck dying on him.

  • @elliebartlett7971
    @elliebartlett7971 Pƙed rokem +2

    two camera angles makes you look like you're in a true crime interview

  • @sethr.c1065
    @sethr.c1065 Pƙed rokem +3

    Losing your beloved truck is a defining moment in life and worse than a breakup.

  • @Tabl3cloth
    @Tabl3cloth Pƙed rokem +7

    "They glazed my boy" in shambles 😭

  • @austinharper1
    @austinharper1 Pƙed rokem +10

    The color grading in this video keeps me up at night

  • @calebdaniels1231
    @calebdaniels1231 Pƙed rokem +18

    Bro the sleepover part had me in tears

  • @spoidabetch
    @spoidabetch Pƙed rokem +8

    rip to the red beauty, boys 😞12:45 may she ride on forever in our hearts

  • @gamefan6706
    @gamefan6706 Pƙed rokem +16

    Can't wait for Noel to go "IIIIIIIT'S TIK-TOK TIME, EVERYBODY!"

  • @onthestreetw_maya
    @onthestreetw_maya Pƙed rokem +9

    Noel telling the story of his friend getting into a fight has me in tears đŸ€Ł

  • @prodbytarantino
    @prodbytarantino Pƙed rokem +5

    The stress of finding out Santa isn’t real aged her like 50 years💀

  • @ezza2258
    @ezza2258 Pƙed rokem +70

    exactly what i needed while i eat my dinner, good timing, thanks x

    • @kennedy4521
      @kennedy4521 Pƙed rokem +1

      i literally had to stop watching Noel while i eat dinner bc his jokes are so raunchy and unbelievably out of pocket i loose my appetite

  • @SaltyCado
    @SaltyCado Pƙed rokem +11

    Noel switched so fast from laughing to verge of crying with the guy of the truck. That really was sad

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler Pƙed rokem +7

    14:01 this has the same energy as the “ITS MA’AM” video

  • @Emmacamina
    @Emmacamina Pƙed rokem +14

    Still getting used to seeing a ring on his finger- so happy for them 😭

  • @lailinho5186
    @lailinho5186 Pƙed rokem +9

    LMAOOO GLAZED MY BOY UP 15:40

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes Pƙed rokem +11

    3:41 I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GRANDMOTHER 💀 I FEEL SO BAD

  • @marycoffelt3041
    @marycoffelt3041 Pƙed rokem +158

    As a gal, I wont ever let a guy pay for my meal before we are dating.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Pƙed rokem +42

      Same. No one was ever able to say I owed them anything before I met my husband. My parents were divorced and my mom made sure I was prepared for dating but I still had some creeps. Happens to women and men.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Pƙed rokem +81

      @@phoenixgirl70 to be fair, if someone buys dinner for you that doesn’t mean you owe them anything.

    • @nikkibleh8045
      @nikkibleh8045 Pƙed rokem +3

      Needless to say, I never let anyone pay for my shit ever again (that was my first ever date lol) and was also worried about even kissing dudes.

    • @SF-op5ix
      @SF-op5ix Pƙed rokem +17

      @@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy that’s true but you’ll run into people who feel like you do (whether ur friends or not) so I’d rather pay for myself.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Pƙed rokem +19

      @@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Oh I know but I just didn’t even want to have to deal with crap like this. I think I’d of gotten security to walk me to my room. This guy sounds creepy and he’s obviously pissed off. I wonder where guys like that are told if you buy a woman dinner she’ll sleep with you. Who teaches them that shit? And how many don’t take no for an answer? It’s so messed up.

  • @mooby5695
    @mooby5695 Pƙed rokem +5

    Tarzan high as hell hallucinating Phil Collins singing to him

  • @paulcarmi8130
    @paulcarmi8130 Pƙed rokem +67

    Thanks for guiding us through the tik tok cringe report

  • @carolinav377
    @carolinav377 Pƙed rokem +4

    My friend looked at my screen and though Noel was a priest reacting to sinners LMAOOO

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 Pƙed rokem +5

    The entire bit about Alex and sleepovers had me in tears that was so funny

  • @JJ-jh6dk
    @JJ-jh6dk Pƙed rokem +43

    Noel (sanity rapidly decreasing): Alex, did you get into any particular theme with these?
    Alex: No đŸ„°

  • @johnny8978
    @johnny8978 Pƙed rokem +9

    Noels hairline is too perfect to be rocking a buzz cut ngl

  • @TheKingOfBears.
    @TheKingOfBears. Pƙed rokem +6

    I'm not a huge car guy or something but god damn that one with the red truck was absolutely brutal.

  • @brandonbajzath7790
    @brandonbajzath7790 Pƙed rokem +8

    Must have missed that part of the grinch with the swinger orgy

  • @Andy_Youn
    @Andy_Youn Pƙed rokem +7

    That truck accident clip hit me in the feels man

  • @brooklyn1202
    @brooklyn1202 Pƙed rokem +27

    Noel is a different race everytime I see him I swear

  • @sadlystuckinreality
    @sadlystuckinreality Pƙed rokem +5

    Has that man never been to a sporting event in his life? 'Let's go boys' is so insanely common to hear like ???

  • @jacklonsberry1316
    @jacklonsberry1316 Pƙed rokem +22

    there actually isn’t anything i love more then watching noel miller high in my bed

  • @laurenlala6717
    @laurenlala6717 Pƙed rokem +9

    That date one made me so uncomfortable wtf

  • @cleanremarks
    @cleanremarks Pƙed rokem +6

    Noel thought he trapped us in a room with TikToks.....BUT HE'S TRAPPED WITH *US.*

  • @holidayin7962
    @holidayin7962 Pƙed rokem +24

    What kind of awful parent films their teenager crying??

    • @totallyradtoad
      @totallyradtoad Pƙed rokem +1

      Nah sometimes its funny

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry Pƙed rokem +9

      @@totallyradtoad sure
but to post that online is just cruel.

  • @Nerdifull
    @Nerdifull Pƙed rokem +4

    10:42 he looks like the king burger airplane guy💀

  • @GranPepo
    @GranPepo Pƙed rokem +6

    most of Noel's humor lately is "imagine if..." "what if... " and other hypotheticals