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  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 Před rokem +1230

    “Well my daughter is hotter than you” Is officially the WORST rebuttal to a rejection to ever exist.

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl Před 7 měsíci +19

      That girl in the video is actually quite pretty (this is a bad camera angle too)

    • @souljaboy.6668
      @souljaboy.6668 Před 3 měsíci

      she gave that man too much time to nut tbh she was laughing at everything, personally i think bro should be investigated, bro talkin about his daughter? most likely a pedo predator.. @@Niphredyl

    • @karinalumen9722
      @karinalumen9722 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I honestly feel like the guy that, that was a “win” for him, that he was whittling her down from that

  • @nothankyou7979
    @nothankyou7979 Před rokem +9746

    That wedding speech was so brutal, every second was agony

    • @imabeeconfirmed5690
      @imabeeconfirmed5690 Před rokem +423

      Truly thought the video was like 5 minutes long I was in so much pain

    • @takenburls9498
      @takenburls9498 Před rokem +345

      i actually had to skip through it i couldnt watch the whole thing

    • @accailliacarter6059
      @accailliacarter6059 Před rokem +195

      Im cringing so fucking hard watching it i feel like im about to shed my skin 😂

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 Před rokem +277

      I’m in the comments hiding rn

    • @miawolf5022
      @miawolf5022 Před rokem +157

      I paused as soon as she just started staring at them after saying the bride annoyed her talking ab him😭😭😭 like bro WHATT
      Update: i didnt even know she brought racism into it yet😭 went from bad to worse QUICK

  • @47jakobi
    @47jakobi Před rokem +4407

    I think more people need to be told "another one? you can barely handle the kids you already have"

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 Před rokem +219

      How about “ you can’t handle a single one because I’ve seen you go a week surviving off of only supplements and iced coffee!?”

    • @emsa5034
      @emsa5034 Před rokem +314

      @@dajiyahmcae1880how bout “you can’t even take care of yourself, how the hell are you gonna take care of another human being”

    • @ceetee110
      @ceetee110 Před rokem +81

      As a parent, I couldn't agree more.

    • @businessaccount3177
      @businessaccount3177 Před rokem

      exactly sometimes theyre just like fucking their kids up into a life of misery

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality Před rokem +140

      110%, they needed that reality check but of course they ignored it. i guarantee she's the main caretaker of ALL the kids until it's time to post on instagram

  • @doeeyes2
    @doeeyes2 Před rokem +465

    The wedding speech was like watching an Amy Shumer special, absolutely brutal.

  • @kay9024
    @kay9024 Před rokem +3045

    as soon as she uttered the words "i'm not gonna be racist i'm just-" i had to pause the video and take several deep breaths

    • @madsringswaldegan1058
      @madsringswaldegan1058 Před rokem +120

      that was the moment where i skipped through the entire rest of her speech because i simply could not watch any more

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam Před rokem +109

      I took a 5 minute break and washed some dishes before going back

    • @KrakenwithaKam
      @KrakenwithaKam Před rokem +38

      I have paused it multiple times. This is so hard to get through

    • @ashedaces
      @ashedaces Před rokem +7

      @MIRIAM KILBANE ima join u

    • @biomutant1468
      @biomutant1468 Před rokem +2

      Same

  • @Loregasmo
    @Loregasmo Před rokem +8525

    You just KNOW she uses that in normal conversations. “I was asked to speak at the interracial wedding I was invited to”.

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 Před rokem +462

      I just got to the “I’m not gonna be racist” part and I’m dry heaving

    • @homunculusSZN
      @homunculusSZN Před rokem +98

      More like "I was asked to do stand-up at that wedding"

    • @likemysnopp
      @likemysnopp Před rokem +102

      and she enphasise that it was interracial and with a black and white person. And that she is not racist, of course. And she says that over and over again.

    • @crashh-course
      @crashh-course Před rokem +15

      seeing this comment before watching this video hurts. i hoped i didn't have to see that video again. thank you for preparing me but curse you. curse you for the tear i shed.

    • @Littlesaintfortnite
      @Littlesaintfortnite Před rokem +33

      Lady: “I was asked to speak at an interracial wedding”
      Someone : “No I asked if you wanted ketchup with your fries.”

  • @hvhkidcudi
    @hvhkidcudi Před rokem +905

    I feel like the mom definitely has some merit when she said they weren't ready for a third. No parent tells their kid that they can't handle another child without good reason.

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +105

      Um bitchy mothers in law exist. But that couple looks so Instagrimy that she damn well could be right. When they're not content farming their children, they're dropping them off onto their elderly mom/in-law.

    • @Birdyboys
      @Birdyboys Před rokem +181

      @@thaloblue”um bitchy mother in laws exist” true but no part of her tone feels like she’s opposed to their marriage or having kids in general. Just that they’re having too many

    • @impati3nce50
      @impati3nce50 Před rokem +48

      I bet she’s watching those 2 kids all the time

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Před rokem +14

      Yeah that last point is just not true. Parents will give ANY reason to give unsolicited advice. The truth is we don't know their situation she could be right, but what she said could also be completely uncalled for. People on the internet need to learn they don't have the full picture.

    • @deijix
      @deijix Před rokem +48

      Especially because she said “already?” She’s probably concerned for her daughter popping out kids one after another and “you can’t take care of the two you have” heavily implies that they are struggling with the kids they already have and gma is most likely stuck picking up the slack and being more of a third parent than a grandma.

  • @hosaepalvin9795
    @hosaepalvin9795 Před rokem +737

    the one with the mom being told about her daughters pregnancy and her reaction being like “another one? you can’t handle the two you already have.” feels like the thing nobody should feel bad about. cause we all know people who desperately need to be told that.

  • @BombShot
    @BombShot Před rokem +5016

    I really hope that guy's daughter is okay. That man sounds like he wants to try something.

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +2

      I know like who the fuck... like we all know a man like Trump who says shit that's always slimy and off. But someone who just outright says their daughter has sexy tits???? Sometimes I wish we could jail people pre-emptively.

    • @ariannafair6524
      @ariannafair6524 Před rokem +438

      i thought the same!! someone save her because yikes

    • @soccerlover12horses
      @soccerlover12horses Před rokem +1

      he hella sounds like a p***, like just from the way he emphasized "19" was enough of a red flag but then the rest....

    • @BombShot
      @BombShot Před rokem +433

      @@ariannafair6524 My mans was speedrunning, "Lose contact with my daughter" in the any% category.

    • @jl4260
      @jl4260 Před rokem +480

      I still don’t get what drove him to say that creepy stuff in the first place. Did he try hitting on the girl in the video and get rejected or something? I’m so confused

  • @Frogman-mi9xs
    @Frogman-mi9xs Před rokem +3974

    As someone who bartends weddings if I had a penny for every open mic wedding that ended poorly I’d be a millionaire

    • @BabyBoy_Milo
      @BabyBoy_Milo Před rokem +93

      What was the craziest thing you’ve seen at a wedding?

    • @abeille983
      @abeille983 Před rokem +1

      ^^😊

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před rokem

      @@BabyBoy_Milo double rape/murder suicide

    • @BabyBoy_Milo
      @BabyBoy_Milo Před rokem +1

      @@SDSypher WHAT

    • @Frogman-mi9xs
      @Frogman-mi9xs Před rokem +4

      @@BabyBoy_Milo Ive got a list
      drunk father of the groom goes out into a field to pee pulls his pants down and faces the entire wedding and pissed
      Trump themed wedding
      Groom and his best man fucked in the family bathroom
      One family left their elderly grandma at the venue after it ended
      Drunk guy denied stealing wine from the vineyard then whipped the bottle at us when we did last call (I cut my hand up pretty bad that time)
      British people being disgusted to the point of vomit after trying a white claw (someone flew their entire wedding to the states from England)
      Lots of dicks. Drunk guys just be pissing everywhere in plain view of basically everyone
      Basically mummified old women calling one of the servers a nasty bitch and flipping her off after the server said we were out of bread rolls
      120 people packed like sardines into the smallest dining hall I’ve ever seen
      Bride and grooms cat was the ring bear and it attacked a young child
      Two older then the queen looking women having a shots contest
      A 40ish year old man putting a tip of “$1” in my back pants pocket
      (Not a wedding but a corporate holiday party) but the CEO of a company tipping the bar in quarters.
      A women telling me she wasn’t going to tip cause she British (she had a southern accent)
      The cheese fountain
      And a bridesmaid vomiting so much in the bathroom you could smell it from outside

  • @nakhiahodges
    @nakhiahodges Před rokem +43

    The fact that you could tell the wedding girl was looking straight at the black side of the room. Like she was definitely looking at the grooms parents and siblings...like straight in their eyes

  • @PelsPress
    @PelsPress Před rokem +232

    Noel talking real heavy on braces like he didn't abuse us with those gameboy clear looking Invisaligns for months

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah Před rokem +2895

    The second one made me want to die. The black child in the front having to listen to that woman's bullshit was so hard to watch.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Před rokem +286

      I'm sorry but her face cracks me up every time 😭😭😭😭💀 being so young and already fed up with the shit, lmfaoooooo

    • @realseal_6252
      @realseal_6252 Před rokem +3

      Why it was hard to watch

    • @SuperSisby
      @SuperSisby Před rokem +124

      @@mightymeatymech Her expressions were hilarious but omg it's so sad that she has to experience this at all. Whether this was her first-time experience with racism and white people making jokes about her race or not, that is...
      Well, she has a "funny" wedding story to tell for the rest of her life.

    • @SuperSisby
      @SuperSisby Před rokem +7

      @Shannon L I'm 100% sure she thought she was being appropriate and funny enough that even the kids could laugh. Because otherwise she knew she was being inappropriate and racist and would've limited it to the adults if she had to.

    • @saras9270
      @saras9270 Před rokem

      RIGHT

  • @potatomanagement_5770
    @potatomanagement_5770 Před rokem +4210

    I don’t usually feel a need to skip from cringe, but christ that wedding one almost broke me

    • @tedros6917
      @tedros6917 Před rokem +165

      I skipped it and watched at the end of the video. needed a cringe ramp to get up to that peak

    • @thatcoolguy9382
      @thatcoolguy9382 Před rokem +46

      @@tedros6917 yeah fr. I had to build up a tolerance first

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +15

      My favorite part was the impromptu chicken dance.

    • @poslv9029
      @poslv9029 Před rokem +27

      watching it rn and it's making me want to chew on glass

    • @mehhhhh421
      @mehhhhh421 Před rokem +2

      You’re stronger than me

  • @kim98677
    @kim98677 Před rokem +122

    "I think coffee wolf has her dogs out" actually physically folded me from laughter.

  • @shaynedurkin3062
    @shaynedurkin3062 Před rokem +398

    The mom saying having another kid is messed up is so hard bc u have no idea if she’s 100% valid or a terrible person 💀

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem

      Exactly. She's disgusted, but also her daughter looks like an Instagram thot. So it could be either one.

    • @camern2001
      @camern2001 Před rokem +87

      Probably drops the baby off with the grandma all the time. I know this because I’m guilty. I’m always busy working so is dad but my mom doesn’t mind. But we KNOW I can’t handle another

    • @ilana8153
      @ilana8153 Před rokem +18

      She’s valid

    • @ilana8153
      @ilana8153 Před rokem +42

      People always having kids when they can’t even take care of the child they already have or when they’re not even good parents

    • @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283
      @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283 Před rokem +37

      People do keep having kids they can't handle, though. I actually agree with her. Grandma is probably tired.

  • @archon_maenad
    @archon_maenad Před rokem +2181

    ok but Noel's advice to "nice guys" was deadass useful? pretty much "get some more personality traits besides being obsessed with women and maybe they'll be interested in spending time with you, because being nice is not a personality trait it's the bare minimum for non-volatile interpersonal interactions" and honestly that's facts.

    • @emsa5034
      @emsa5034 Před rokem +47

      Yesss so true!!! Now that you’ve realized this, you have the ability to obtain a bad bitch

    • @TheReverenceProject
      @TheReverenceProject Před rokem +34

      I just came to the comment section looking for this comment, +1 on it! And to hear men who understands what the bare minimum is and who advocates for women feels SO validating. Thank you Noel!

    • @adrianomaly1760
      @adrianomaly1760 Před rokem +5

      Get a hobby and allow it to be a source of joy in your life🎉

    • @jrkaske7
      @jrkaske7 Před rokem +7

      And THAT'S why Noel and Cody are both MARRIED 💅🏼 Maybe assholes in some ways, but not the "destroying people's lives" ways 💀💀

    • @lilyisaplant3318
      @lilyisaplant3318 Před 7 měsíci

      he’s speaking from experience

  • @gencarlozo8018
    @gencarlozo8018 Před rokem +6199

    If Noel ever has a daughter I pray to god she never finds this video to hear him repeating the sentence “my daughter has fat tits” 😭😭😭

    • @PandaMikey05
      @PandaMikey05 Před rokem +166

      I thought he already had a daughter

    • @ace-_1344
      @ace-_1344 Před rokem +94

      @Chad 007 yall its a ad link to a cooking vid

    • @mattsherack
      @mattsherack Před rokem +324

      @@PandaMikey05 yep, dosen't bring her up often but i remember him speaking on her during stream one time. for the most part he said he wants to try and shield her face/identity from the internet as much as possible while she's so young, and i got nothing but respect for that

    • @AnotherHarley
      @AnotherHarley Před rokem +53

      @@PandaMikey05 they have 3 kids

    • @mobi4482
      @mobi4482 Před rokem +12

      @@PandaMikey05 wait really?

  • @slowralious3446
    @slowralious3446 Před rokem +47

    you know shit is about to be bad when they say "im not racist" and theres still like 45 seconds left in the video

  • @NoahSamsen
    @NoahSamsen Před rokem +560

    this whole vid is the most potent cringe ive seen in recent memory, well done compiling producer Alex

  • @kendra4932
    @kendra4932 Před rokem +4213

    The first one made me feel physically ill. I’m so glad that I have full confidence my dad would never ever say or think anything like that. Being a woman is so uncomfortable sometimes

    • @jeffgayzose8129
      @jeffgayzose8129 Před rokem +237

      I wish I could say the same. My dad was always talking about how handsome and muscular I am and about how big and girthy my legs are. I miss you dad

    • @aeh3745
      @aeh3745 Před rokem +5

      Lmao same.

    • @erin4924
      @erin4924 Před rokem +124

      lmao i thought you were talking about the rapping dad at first and was like damn why you so pressed lol

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 Před rokem +13

      It crossed his mind before

    • @lizard8694
      @lizard8694 Před rokem +108

      My dad would never, my mom's husband though had made comments about having the family bubble butt before. Dude did a lot of other questionable shit too

  • @bigfrekka2961
    @bigfrekka2961 Před rokem +2924

    Watching the open mic wedding gave me a hernia

    • @skilareve
      @skilareve Před rokem +113

      I literally started skipping through it lmao, my heart couldn't take it

    • @CourtneyandFamily
      @CourtneyandFamily Před rokem +31

      I had cringe face the whole time 😐

    • @ariiwash
      @ariiwash Před rokem +34

      This is the second time this wedding video has been shown to me and i couldnt make it through either time lol

    • @bigfrekka2961
      @bigfrekka2961 Před rokem +1

      @@ariiwash Double damn

    • @helila
      @helila Před rokem +22

      legit started convulsing in bed this shit is killing me

  • @masonmcguire6055
    @masonmcguire6055 Před rokem +872

    Just wanna let Noel know he is guiding me through a gut wrenching firey diahrrea sesh rn. Thanks Noel for aiding me in forgetting about my asshole burn every 5 seconds much needed.

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +37

      See I admire you for that because I stop being able to hear sometimes. No idea why.

    • @thebigcapitalism9826
      @thebigcapitalism9826 Před rokem +1

      Why are you people always shitting in the comments

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před rokem +11

      @@thaloblue Is it possible for you to see an ear-nose-throat doctor?

    • @sw4mpy
      @sw4mpy Před rokem +9

      Fight on, brave soldier o7

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 Před rokem +5

      How'd it go

  • @adithyasj5840
    @adithyasj5840 Před rokem +158

    I'm proud of myself for fighting off the primal urge to skip the wedding one.

  • @mesadrums375
    @mesadrums375 Před rokem +4082

    You know it’s a good video when you skip half of it cause the cringe hurts your soul

  • @mksketchms
    @mksketchms Před rokem +2814

    I totally agree with the grandmother concerned for the 3rd child. She's probably funding most of their expenses and being a free babysitter

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat Před rokem +160

      Undoubtedly

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 Před rokem +167

      Also I just think it's fucking hilarious to just say that ... assuming the expecting parents are actually delusional about their parenting skills and she's right ... omg

    • @ceetee110
      @ceetee110 Před rokem +69

      "That's really messed up, Mom."
      I think the term you were looking for is SAVAGE AF 🔥🔥🔥
      But seriously, she definitely knows what she's talking about, and I'm more annoyed with the entitled suburban girl that thinks everyone should be happy that her and her husband are being super irresponsible.

    • @likeablecloud2454
      @likeablecloud2454 Před rokem +7

      @@ceetee110 yeah but saying she shouldn't have a 3rd child when she is already pregnant. That's kinda fucked up.

    • @chase338
      @chase338 Před rokem

      Yall have no clue the circumstances and just assume this old bitch should be mad that shes lucky enough to get a 3rd grandkid

  • @kelseyjoj3745
    @kelseyjoj3745 Před rokem +96

    I had a panic attack during my maid of honor speech at my best friends wedding and that one lady's wedding speech healed me of my trauma. Thank you

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning Před měsícem

      She was a Christlike figure who died on the mic to absolve you of your sins 😂

  • @elizabridinger244
    @elizabridinger244 Před rokem +81

    I feel that mom though. It’s hard watching someone raise multiple children who financially isnt ready or responsible and having them constantly beg you for money and childcare.

  • @bobanoda
    @bobanoda Před rokem +3942

    I think the mom was totally in the right; if they can’t take care of the kids they have they shouldn’t be having more kids. More people need to be told that they shouldn’t have kids just to have them

    • @arusu1806
      @arusu1806 Před rokem +323

      The fact they did a pregnancy reveal with the third one says a lot

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy Před rokem +17

      You think her comments are going to stop them?

    • @anjyyyyy492
      @anjyyyyy492 Před rokem +116

      I completely agree. But she could have at least tried to hide her disappointment or said it a bit nicer. Saying "this is messed up", when someone happily tells you they're expecting, is really messed up.

    • @KM-ut7iu
      @KM-ut7iu Před rokem +372

      @@anjyyyyy492 ya probably. But we have no idea what's going on behind the scenes. She's only human ya know. Can only take so much.

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 Před rokem +372

      @@KM-ut7iu I’ve been forced to raise other ppls kids. I completely agree with her lol

  • @patrickburk5668
    @patrickburk5668 Před rokem +998

    I would’ve 100% exposed the first guys face if I was her. That guy needs to be exposed immediately before he does something drastic.

    • @jiannadalman8660
      @jiannadalman8660 Před rokem +79

      according to comment the daughter seen it

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 Před rokem +7

      @@jiannadalman8660 What was her reaction?

    • @kenpachiramasama9431
      @kenpachiramasama9431 Před rokem +103

      @@parkchimmin7913 bro she was PISSED and turns out she is 16 not 19 so was fighting for his afterwards

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 Před rokem +37

      @@kenpachiramasama9431 EWWWW edit: She should file a restraining order or at least tell her mom.

    • @ilana8153
      @ilana8153 Před rokem +3

      What’s the daughter tik tok Omg😭

  • @pipbread5637
    @pipbread5637 Před rokem +73

    The way the little girl's face slowly dropped in the wedding speech

  • @sanguine_rabbit
    @sanguine_rabbit Před rokem +42

    I usually feel like i have a steel stomach for cringe but the wedding speech made my jaw drop open . “I love black people” oh lord someone shoot me

  • @gretchen1697
    @gretchen1697 Před rokem +1168

    Dude who told the lady at the wedding to do that???? 😭 it was absolutely painful to watch… nine years of friendship down the drain

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 Před rokem +83

      “…nine? 🤨 i don’t know”

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +156

      @@k.k.7797 Right? Sounds like 9 clingy years rather than 9 mutual friendship years. You can hear it in her awkward tone of voice. 9 year friendships don't sound like that. This is an old college roommate who stepped WAY out of line.

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine Před rokem +18

      Doesn’t sound like they were even that close. Might as well have just been acquaintances for all this time lmao

    • @opennanoor
      @opennanoor Před rokem +3

      I’m convinced it was a dare

    • @Natalie-vn8pp
      @Natalie-vn8pp Před rokem +15

      Honestly she just seemed like a work friend more than anything lol they’re probably not actually friends

  • @yungembarrassment619
    @yungembarrassment619 Před rokem +604

    So glad that during the wedding speech she was too incoherent for me to hear most of it 😭

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 Před rokem +61

      “I LOVE blrprprl”

    • @witcherye
      @witcherye Před rokem +70

      i also couldn't understand much of what she was saying

    • @urmothermia
      @urmothermia Před rokem +2

      @@witcherye just a bunch of weird racist nonsense

    • @naaat3278
      @naaat3278 Před rokem +8

      Can someone comment a short summary I’m too scared to watch it

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts Před rokem +8

      @@naaat3278 girl basically went up there and made flippant comments about the fact that the ppl who were getting married were an interracial couple. She said things like I’m not going to be racist, you guys have ended racism, you’re gonna have beautiful, interracial, babies, etc. etc. It was so bad. I wanted to smack her.

  • @slothschewgum
    @slothschewgum Před rokem +45

    15:18 definitely needs some context. There are a lot of idiots who need to be told not to have more kids

  • @0013Jake
    @0013Jake Před rokem +43

    the wedding speech had me taking a lap in the office

  • @b4tmandy
    @b4tmandy Před rokem +1062

    The comments on that first tiktok actually led to some crazy shit. A guy commented saying he says the same about his daughter & it's normal to think that way, a lady called him out, & they've been going back & forth for a month or so. I think now it's been discovered that his daughter found out & doesn't feel safe around him, & he keeps putting his foot in his mouth with more & more horrible comments.

    • @abeille983
      @abeille983 Před rokem +84

      oh my goddd

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +190

      Didn't a dad get caught keeping a camera in the shower of his teen daughter's bedroom like last month?? On tik tok???

    • @Yuna-vi2iz
      @Yuna-vi2iz Před rokem +3

      Wasn’t that last year?

    • @mio80085
      @mio80085 Před rokem +80

      things that make me lose faith in humanity:

    • @wildfire9017
      @wildfire9017 Před rokem +196

      @@thaloblue step father but he raised her since she was like 2 I think. The mom broke up with him and got the police involved

  • @duke8912
    @duke8912 Před rokem +422

    "Your goddamn right honeybun." bro off his chain...

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem

      that's a backwoods incest fan if I've ever heard one.

    • @parker25489
      @parker25489 Před rokem +12

      bro needs to be locked up

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. Před rokem +206

    I would also like to distinguish between being “nice” and being kind. Niceness is pleasantries, just being outwardly genial and holding doors for people. Regular stuff.
    Kindness feels more deep. Like actually empathizing with others, going out of you way trying to help people without expecting anything back, being understanding, etc. that’s a legitimate quality in a person and it’s not something that’s so easily turned on and off as being “nice.”

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine Před rokem +25

      True, he’s upset that women are raising the bar of the floor, so now it takes more than just holding open the door open for her a few times to be a good partner. They act like giving the more than the bare minimum of respect is somehow asking too much. Relationships are a two way street, and if you’re not compatible that’s okay, find someone else. It’s not the end of the world

    • @doomnoises
      @doomnoises Před rokem +2

      Thank you, I forget this, especially when feeling anxious ... kindness to others is easier when you can be kind to yourself... and being mean to others or getting annoyed makes it harder to be kind to yourself

  • @coalvarner1813
    @coalvarner1813 Před rokem +56

    That "wedding cake" is the top tier of the whole huge wedding cake which is for everyone else, the bride and groom traditionally take the top tier home to freeze and eat parts of during upcoming anniversaries

    • @coalvarner1813
      @coalvarner1813 Před rokem +14

      Yes, this means that she already had wedding cake earlier that evening. She was cutting into the top tier that was carefully set aside AFTER everyone had wedding cake.

  • @yolieal
    @yolieal Před rokem +464

    I didnt think that wedding speech couldve gone worse after the first ten second AND THEN she digs herself right to hell god what

  • @ottawasens611
    @ottawasens611 Před rokem +804

    That wedding speech was so hard to watch, holy shit.

  • @riokad5863
    @riokad5863 Před rokem +15

    the subtle detail of having cody be dubbed by the old man in the rap battle

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 Před rokem +21

    The wedding one was absolutely like the bride’s “hairdresser or something to where they could talk and gossip but they’d only see each other in the salon” level of friend, getting drunk and not realizing what she was undertaking until the mic was already in her hand.

  • @realleon2328
    @realleon2328 Před rokem +75

    wedding speech girl is the type to constantly say that she wants a gay best friend and then say a slur

    • @beanus7394
      @beanus7394 Před rokem +1

      STOP NO THATS SO ACCURATE BRO WHAT

  • @xannyphantom2857
    @xannyphantom2857 Před rokem +431

    i am currently being slapped by this edible and i couldn't stop thinking about her calling shoes "feet prisons" so i accidentally wrote "christmas feet" instead of christmas list anyways

    • @mmalove98
      @mmalove98 Před rokem +58

      Christmas feet sounds like what a toddler would call Christmas stockings

    • @rskl8083
      @rskl8083 Před rokem +9

      I read Christmas feet as Christmas tree

    • @jaime5649
      @jaime5649 Před rokem +2

      😂😂

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +6

      I have one christmas sock on! the other has strawberries on it. so here's a christmas foot.

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 Před rokem +4

      hope you had a good high

  • @coraljanesoutham969
    @coraljanesoutham969 Před rokem +65

    Omg I’m so glad to see someone talking about Alice (no shoe lady)! She’s batshit insane and says the most insane things. You should look into more of her content!!

    • @vonnie4914
      @vonnie4914 Před rokem +4

      lmao there are a fuck tons of content to make video about her. She is clinical

  • @cokezerofiend
    @cokezerofiend Před rokem +27

    my favorite thing about nice guys is that they truly believe they’re nice while thinking that being decent to a woman makes them deserving of sex. you ain’t nice bro

  • @TheNewclassprince
    @TheNewclassprince Před rokem +109

    Some random girl somewhere is recognizing this as her dad’s voice and likely going through an existential crisis now 😭😭😭

    • @tgxjmvvfgjjg1433
      @tgxjmvvfgjjg1433 Před rokem +1

      Yeah...I'd have issues trying to just exist and go in life afterwards. Knowing someone that raised me thought I was sexy. Yeah.

  • @M.I.N.A.
    @M.I.N.A. Před rokem +760

    Noel's "nice guy" advice was actually good. I get why he chose to become a therapist!

  • @BornNoU
    @BornNoU Před rokem +14

    “Being nice is a bare minimum quality”- especially when it comes to dating, this quote is really solid advice for everyone

  • @M.Montgomeryz
    @M.Montgomeryz Před 9 měsíci +4

    The grandmother being upset about another grandkid is actually pretty valid. I was cringed out until she said that they can’t handle the two they have. That’s super valid.

  • @shakiras5679
    @shakiras5679 Před rokem +225

    "i don't know what it is about people with braces enjoying themselves..." this is something my dad would say unfiltered at the dinner table in private and noel just shares it with 2+ million people

  • @rebeccaseymour5551
    @rebeccaseymour5551 Před rokem +15

    The wedding speech hurt so bad, lady isn't even wasted 😭

  • @blakekush5640
    @blakekush5640 Před rokem +31

    You killed it again, Noel! Of course, by "it", I mean my will to live and prosper. That wedding clip drained me of all happiness.

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před rokem

      and that group of homeless people that stayed in the bush behind the bridge

  • @GloriaKathleen
    @GloriaKathleen Před rokem +148

    time stamp for skipping the wedding speech 07:36

    • @hospitalbruteband
      @hospitalbruteband Před rokem +11

      Oh God there's another two minutes of video for me I'm pulling through 😭

    • @hospitalbruteband
      @hospitalbruteband Před rokem +9

      it was so bad dear lord 😭

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 Před rokem +8

      man i wish i found this shit about 5 min ago

    • @zainsalimuddin3526
      @zainsalimuddin3526 Před rokem +1

      Thank God, it wasn't just me that tried to skip, thanks

  • @paxformichella9834
    @paxformichella9834 Před rokem +124

    having an open mic at your wedding is the equivalent of making your bridesmaids wear ugly dresses so you feel better about yourself

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. Před rokem +25

    Oh man I felt that pregnancy one in my soul. I'm lucky my parents were always supportive of me but I KNOW they probably felt that way when I got pregnant with my 3rd baby. Especially since I had gotten my tubes tied a few years prior and thought I wasn't able to get pregnant anymore. Imagine my total and utter shock when I found out I somehow was.. Omg I don't think I've ever cried so much. I waited probably two months before I even told my parents because I honestly thought they wouldn't be happy about it. Me and my husband had just moved out on our own again and with two kids already, life was pretty hectic. Thankfully my parents were super chill about it and offered to help anyway they could 😊 now _hopefully_ there won't be anymore surprises since I got my tubes tied *AGAIN* after that pregnancy lmao

    • @Monbonnie
      @Monbonnie Před rokem +8

      I'm happy you got a great support system. That's one hell of a surprise. 😆

    • @vincentbardai1096
      @vincentbardai1096 Před rokem +2

      You had to get them double knotted??

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 Před rokem +51

    I wonder if Noel will do an open mic at Cody’s wedding lol

  • @LT21Titans27
    @LT21Titans27 Před rokem +204

    That open mic wedding was brutal. The mom being unfiltered about having another grandkids was great

  • @marianapadilla9017
    @marianapadilla9017 Před rokem +217

    I kept seeing comments about the wedding and got to the first half thinking “they overreacted” . Then her word vomit profusely came out

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +56

      The only thing she DIDN'T say was "y'all are gonna have such cute little mocha babies!!"

    • @555starangel_
      @555starangel_ Před rokem +7

      Same💀 I was literally rolling on the floor in pain.

  • @farrahcitraning5584
    @farrahcitraning5584 Před rokem +69

    That feet prison tiktok is honestly so unbearable to watch for me. Those people have no idea how privileged they are to live in a town where the roads are adequately paved and taken care of that you don't have to worry about muds, puddles, broken or unpaved or unadequately paved roads, defecations, people's spits, any foreign objects on the floor that can hurt you, you know..... Things that are the reasons why we wear shoes in the first place

    • @vonnie4914
      @vonnie4914 Před rokem +4

      oh trust me she is unbearable in most of the parts

    • @Blanketwaves
      @Blanketwaves Před rokem +2

      You should see some of the other wild stuff she’s said😂

    • @rockstar45657
      @rockstar45657 Před rokem +4

      She’s saying all of that shit about ‘feet prisons’ until she catches something

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath Před 7 měsíci +1

      seriously, I live in a fairly nice neighborhood and I still think she's insane. I feel sorry for that kid. even if this is staged, even she admits that they will eventually get hurt and she still has the kid doing it.

  • @sjeffy5137
    @sjeffy5137 Před rokem +14

    Oh my god that speech kept on going, I was forcing myself through by telling myself “well she can’t go further after this” but it just got worse and worse.

  • @toyking97
    @toyking97 Před rokem +730

    I use to feel empathy for the off screen man. Then he talked about "the dogs" and now I agree with noel

  • @JulietteHelene
    @JulietteHelene Před rokem +716

    With the nanna who can’t stand the idea of having another grandkid - I can totally relate to her
    As the oldest sister with 3 younger sisters who spent a lot of my teens/ 20s raising my them, I honestly feel nanna’s exhaustion and frustration

    • @33up24
      @33up24 Před rokem +107

      Specially when they are straight up bad parents and you have to be the mature one and put all the weight of the family on your shoulders when it come to raising your siblings.
      Shit like this is why I don't agree that you should blindly glorify your parents just because

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 Před rokem +57

      I agree! Momma is always right. Especially when it comes to stuff like this. She seems concerned FOR them. And they go on the defensive - ignoring any sort of potential moment to grow/reflect/improve.
      Those kinds of people will always be at the whims of their desires and the forces around them. Ultimately manipulated by the powers above them. Empty.

    • @justpeachymomo
      @justpeachymomo Před rokem +71

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. I obviously am just speculating because there isn’t much context for the video at all, but it makes me wonder if they kinda just use her as free childcare. I also wonder if they’re the types of parents who like having BABIES more than having CHILDREN…

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii Před rokem +36

      that's the feeling I immediately got from that, especially when she said 'that's messed up' she's definitely getting a large portion of the work handed to her

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Před rokem +15

      I'm the oldest of 5. From 11yo to 19yo I was very much "Mom." I was the bandaid for my mother's postpartum depression and in her insane words the redemption of her childhood s**ual abuse and DIY best friend. My parents are dull-witted, lazy people. No, I don't know what it's like to earn the checks for a family of 6. I don't know how to raise 5 children. I rarely felt the impact of those checks and instead of 5 of my own kids I raised 3 of my siblings. I wish I was hyping up the work I did, maybe then I wouldn't need to stay in therapy for the rest of my life and my entire body wouldn't constantly hurt.
      My ONLY reservation here is that I believe the level of disgust on that woman's face implies she might be the real bitch. It's not uncommon for grandparents to be presumptive and nasty because their kids aren't doing childrearing the way they would have. A loving grandmother seems more likely to say less. What does she expect the couple to do?? Undo it because she doesn't like it? The time to talk about that is well before the last child becomes obvious.

  • @commedesgarcons9070
    @commedesgarcons9070 Před rokem +4

    the freudian negging in that first clip...then that wedding speech right after...bro I feel ill💀

  • @CalMcKenna7
    @CalMcKenna7 Před rokem +10

    “I don’t know what it is about people with braces enjoying themselves, but there is something off putting about it” WHY does this make so much sense

  • @chelseahawk8396
    @chelseahawk8396 Před rokem +94

    That wedding speech made me EXTRA glad that we did not do an “open mic” format at our wedding.

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman Před rokem +1047

    This is a masterpiece. I bet not one human watched this whole video without skipping.

    • @DrizzNizzz
      @DrizzNizzz Před rokem +134

      I skipped the wedding chick...

    • @anae7135
      @anae7135 Před rokem +103

      Had to skip the wedding lady. I went to an all white hs… I had flashbacks.

    • @nakhiahodges
      @nakhiahodges Před rokem +43

      I wanted to...so bad. Wedding girl has me wanting to stop altogether 💀💀

    • @poopoopypants3823
      @poopoopypants3823 Před rokem +1

      you motherfucker...i read this before the video and now im stuck not skipping...smd

    • @DaveXXX
      @DaveXXX Před rokem +5

      I didn't even watch it actually so now what, what are you gonna do

  • @KILLKID100
    @KILLKID100 Před rokem +17

    I had to pause and take many breaks during the wedding speech. And when I let it play I kept the phone arms-length away, like it helped somehow 😂
    The Grandma was hilarious and while I don’t know the full story, I’m on her side so far

  • @_urmom3920
    @_urmom3920 Před rokem +3

    The rapping dad would have been Noel in the future if comedy didn’t work out

  • @nammy4058
    @nammy4058 Před rokem +274

    Noel roasting people with braces had me wheezing 😭

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver Před rokem +16

      Made me glad I’ve had mine off for nearly a decade, if I heard that in middle school I’d’ve killed myself lmao

    • @MakeBetterVideosPlz
      @MakeBetterVideosPlz Před rokem +1

      @@AshwiniMoon9irl someone took it to heart

    • @nammy4058
      @nammy4058 Před rokem

      @@AshwiniMoon9irl it’s not that deep 🤣

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaria
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaria Před rokem +2

      as someone who just got their second braces off at 25 i agree with him

  • @lizes5950
    @lizes5950 Před rokem +73

    I've never heard someone put into words that "people with braces showing enjoyment is offputting" thing before and I feel so understood (and SICK)

  • @ClintWestVood
    @ClintWestVood Před rokem +16

    Imagine trying to go barefoot and just getting ringworm right off the bat.
    Theres reasons why humans made shoes

  • @LucasMp
    @LucasMp Před rokem +3

    The simple idea of letting the people I know have a microfone to say whatever the hell passes through their skull in the middle of my wedding is absolutely insane to me.

  • @AbbiZika
    @AbbiZika Před rokem +91

    I've been silent too long, the ficus tree behind you is struggling!!! If it's real, pull it out of the pot and see if it needs a bigger pot. Peace and love

  • @cubedood6325
    @cubedood6325 Před rokem +143

    Thank you for reminding me of my intense fear of smiling when I had braces and confirming all of my insecurities

    • @chloemar05
      @chloemar05 Před rokem +6

      same lmao

    • @carolynorosco6009
      @carolynorosco6009 Před rokem +5

      I literally stopped wearing my retainer after braces came off becauae they were the ugly clunky plastic ones and people clowned me for it. Kids ruin everything lol

    • @hannahhelton3789
      @hannahhelton3789 Před rokem +4

      Didn’t smile with my teeth for 18 months. Kept that a closed mouth smile.

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised Před 7 měsíci

      girl lemme tell you i had to wear braces for 1/3 of my entire life (im over 20 now) and i didnt give a shit! if people got a problem with it just tell them to buy you veneers since it bothers them so much!!! go off on their crooked ass teeth!!! keep on going with you straight beautiful teeth and SMILE!!!!!!! ON THEIR CROOKED ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @abigailhoekstra3195
    @abigailhoekstra3195 Před rokem +34

    For the cake one, the cake was most likely so small because it was solely for the cake cutting part of the wedding and they most likely had another dessert for the guests. It’s more common now so the bride and groom aren’t stuck with half of a 4 tier cake to deal with that doesn’t even taste that good lol. So that guest rly fucked up by taking their special moment away rip

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs Před rokem +6

    calling the wedding speech an Atlanta bit is so accurate lmao

  • @benm2784
    @benm2784 Před rokem +259

    I’m 10 minutes in and dying from secondhand cringe. This is indeed brutal.

  • @yolieal
    @yolieal Před rokem +89

    Noel got that indie movie film filter

  • @auraaponte1083
    @auraaponte1083 Před rokem +7

    I had the same reaction when my mom decided to have a FITH kid when I was 18, I knew I was gonna have to take care of it.

  • @Puthypower222
    @Puthypower222 Před rokem +10

    Wedding speech made me want to turn myself inside out

  • @gagedaniel3785
    @gagedaniel3785 Před rokem +384

    Glad to see Noel learned something from his time in Italy 0:04

    • @ace-_1344
      @ace-_1344 Před rokem +8

      @Chad 007 its an ad

    • @dnia-
      @dnia- Před rokem +3

      @@ace-_1344thank you for your service

    • @Dyanea
      @Dyanea Před rokem

      CHOW

  • @MaxBo.
    @MaxBo. Před rokem +73

    As an Italian i felt instantly at home with that intro. Fun fact i am also wearing that chef's hat, it's standard issue for all of us.

  • @lightningstriking
    @lightningstriking Před rokem +11

    i was feeling nauseous already and that "rap battle" almost took me out

  • @cabbige
    @cabbige Před rokem +2

    "this is a mid-season scene from atlanta" is the most apt description ive heard of anything ever

  • @kirianaremy323
    @kirianaremy323 Před rokem +102

    Why aren’t we talking about how evil Noel’s laugh is 🤨

  • @del4257
    @del4257 Před rokem +104

    The second video was so hard to get through 😭😭😭😭
    Okay also the baby one is hilarious but tbh some ppl need that wake up call. Babies don't ask to be born ! Adults make the selfish decision to bring them into the world.

    • @urmothermia
      @urmothermia Před rokem +17

      Why abortion should definitely be readily available.

  • @sabre5807
    @sabre5807 Před rokem +3

    Grams must be babysitting them kids every weekend lol

  • @rachelsilver2224
    @rachelsilver2224 Před rokem +6

    i’m full body sweating muscle clenching thru this wedding speech

  • @asleepeep
    @asleepeep Před rokem +87

    Genuinely really good advice for "nice" guys lol. Everything he said about it was entirely on point.

  • @HunterMoses
    @HunterMoses Před rokem +88

    Noel’s algorithm dirty talk has me feeling some typa way so I’m gonna comment to do my part

  • @fullframe_outdoors
    @fullframe_outdoors Před rokem +8

    How dare you make me sit through that brutal wedding toast

  • @gretek.1507
    @gretek.1507 Před rokem +6

    Is it just me or do his videos get brighter and brighter with each one? He's ascending

  • @forgetfulstranger
    @forgetfulstranger Před rokem +137

    Noel always manages to upload right when I'm struggling to sleep

  • @ivetterodriguez2729
    @ivetterodriguez2729 Před rokem +35

    The rap battle simply was very tough

  • @alexandriagough4200
    @alexandriagough4200 Před rokem +3

    "don't smile until the job is done" 😂😂I feel the same way and I don't know why

  • @Cat-Muppet
    @Cat-Muppet Před rokem +2

    “I don’t know what to say.. I’m speechless” is what all those wedding attendants wish that blonde lady had thought

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 Před rokem +487

    We appreciate Noel Miller for his hard work and consistency throughout the years. His own unique sense of humor never falters.

    • @dylan6572
      @dylan6572 Před rokem +39

      This reads like a review. Anyways 9/10 comment, exquisite word choice and exceptional sentence structure.

    • @arabgoggles
      @arabgoggles Před rokem +33

      this is like a reference letter

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 Před rokem +15

      this sounds like a prayer lol

    • @H4LOM4ZT3R
      @H4LOM4ZT3R Před rokem +2

      Anthony Fantano burner account

    • @vegetable-exit5689
      @vegetable-exit5689 Před rokem

      Calm down