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Alright
Dis Cody?
Tried Factor and that shit tastes bland af
no
damn aleena’s husband is kinda funny
it's nice of her to let him have friends over for playdates
Yeah I think he’s Cody’s assistant or somethin
I'm glad she lets him out of the basement from time to time.
@@bigjuicer6261 you mean Kelsey's husband's assistant?
Don't do Cody's bf dirty like that
Noel turning the exposure up to gaslight us into thinking he’s white
His last name is miller bruh he’s defo part white
@@joshtoner3554 white and philipino if my sources are correct 👁️
@@tHatGuYdubs it's filipino lol
@@tHatGuYdubs he just said Thailand or have i been gaslit
@@tHatGuYdubsthat’s what i was thinking with the durian comment
Noel saying "I want Dowwitos" while the earth burns behind him is hysterical
Iwan chipss :) 🔥
If that Reddit black man story is real, it's both sad and wholesome that the dude's first thought is not that she's smashing some other dude who happened to use her computer, but that she is *impersonating a black man* online for *some reason.*
it’s gotta be a whole other level of cucking when the other guys signs his Reddit account onto your woman’s computer.
It's called denial.
But why would the guy she’s smashing use her computer to write posts on reddit?
I mean, considering that a white politician got caught pretending to be a gay black man on twitter not too long ago, it's not that crazy of a first thought
@@lizziecross8149 You don't use your partner's computer sometimes and forget to log off?
Lmaooo that No Nut November story is fucking hilarious. She really said "my marriage is gonna fall apart if I don't get some dick" that's hilariously sad lmao
No, what's sad is that her hubby was probably honestly trying to quit using porn and focus on just wholesomely banging his wife on the regular, but now she's sabotaged his dream of real love making 🤦♀️🤣.
could she really not wait a month
@@iamrightandyouarenot2466 what a horndog 💀
Husband’s a dork but she’s weird too
@@namor679 if the sex gets worse or his libido drops will she divorce him? It's a bizarelly weird comment. Replace sex with cooking dinner or doing laundry and we know exactly what kind of person they are
The husband in the first story was like “I wasn’t trying to snoop” but then he went and looked at his wife’s search history
That’s what resonated with you?😂
He wasn’t trying to snoop until he found out his wife was cosplaying as a black dude💀It’s kinda hard to not keep digging from there
Lmaooooo is this the wife????
@@Christian-ui2vb when I read this I thought you meant she was literally dressing up as a black man, like doing blackface and all that 💀
lmao i love when somebody was obviously snooping but finds something insane and then they have to act like they were not snooping to find it. they always make up some insane story like "my boyfriend gave me his phone to order pizza but then somehow i ended up in his snapchat and found out he was cheating on me with my brother!!!"
Like girl at that point just admit you were snooping
alex's new haircut gave me the jumpscare of a lifetime good lord!
he's still very handsome and pretty though
@@miles_quartz nice try, alex
i thought he got skin cancer and decided to go bald
@@huda.. wait does he actually have cancer....... i wasn't trying to be mean/rude ohmygoodness alex i'm so sorry
@@huda.. it’s not bald it’s short blonde
Alex immediately went into getting HIS back blown out position
i’m haunted by that reddit story of the girl with the bf who didn’t wash his ass and she found out during relations because he was sweating so much his remnants dripped down on her
The way my jaw dropped reading that last line..
His fuckin *what* did *huh*
🤢
she didn't smell that shit? 😷
I'm just haunted at the fact that there are so many stories about men who don't wipe or wash their ass properly in the first place. It's genuinely horrifying how easy it is to find posts talking about experiences like this
every video Noel is looking more and more ethereal. homie ascending fr
He looks like a Buddhist monk Lowkey
@@Soiboi482 i thought that said a buddhist monkey and i was gonna say ummm i thinks that’s a bit racist 😅😂😂
Technicolor body, the final stage before transcendence. We are witnessing the birth of a God.
Noel means Christmas.
Need I say more?
@@storytellerplays Hahaha, name checks out.
Bro is gorgeous
My IQ has gotta be in the single digits for how long I laughed at “I want Dowitos”
i literally had to pause the video from how hard i laughed at that
If Noel does No Nut November next year, I'm doing No Noel November out of disrespect.
I went to a party when I was 13 where the mother served cupcakes made with her breast milk. No, that information was not disclosed beforehand.
Were they good?
Yeah, we're they good?
That’s legit illegal
You can’t just.. feed others your body fluids.. without telling them 💀
I hope you reported them. That's really sus
But WHY? Why not use cows milk 😭
Noel was like Alex's dad when he said "Alex, you don't blow backs out."
Noel never fails to make me snatch my earphones when i'm watching his videos
as a black man, this Noel Miller guy is clearly not racist
Man looks like every race in one.
/s
are you impersonating a black man 👀
yeahhhhhh, mmmmhm.
suuure you’re a “black man” 😉
@@madameblabla98no, just banging one 😏
alex's bleached hair just makes it stand out even more how red he gets lmao
Thank you my Filipino brother for telling your audience about durian.
I knew he was Filipino. Looks like every dude in hawaii
@@xxx-wu2jj Every dude in Hawaii? Do you know where the Philippines are? They’re not in Hawaii. How did you get Filipino from “looks like every dude in Hawaii”?
@@ChronicRen they probably mean there's a lot of Filipinos in hawaii
@@ChronicRen probably because they have shared ancestry and only colonialism and racism led to distinguishing between "Asian" or "Pacific Islander" despite the fact a lot of Filipinos can be considered both, that is to say people native to Hawaii or Fiji can share appearance with people native to the Philippines considering Philippines itself has many different ethnic groups that can look more different from each other than they would with neighbouring countries.
Its kind of why in America you have "Pacific Asian American" as a term to encompass all those people plus more.
Hope this helps!
@@ChronicRen relax twitter user
Noel calling Aleena legs is so strangely wholesome and cute idk???
Noel pictures the birth scene from Prometheus as the miracle of life and he’s fucking right
@The Owl man what why why potato wedges
I mean it’s pretty much like real birth, horrific, disgusting and lots of screaming
Also that clip was from Alien
You mean Alien? Lol
the fact she asked if he was cheating is a dead giveaway
Amog us
You’d think I would have learned my lesson about eating during Noel’s videos but no
A huge mistake
I see WAY too many stories of men not wiping their butts. It’s actually horrifying
imagine having someone's skidmark seared into your memory for all eternity
i had no idea what to expect when noel said "this is alex's burner" but it was NOT that
Noel is so in love with his wife i can't handle this level of wholesomeness right now...
Every video Noel drops some comment that has me convinced of his partial Filipino descent. Today, it's the durian.
“I’m sorry fro anyone” imagine he starts pretending to be a black man too out of solidarity with his wife 😂
Noel settled his case when we saw Alex’a hair
Aleena gracing us with her presence 😊
it's sweet that noel said the guy w the low IQ just "found out he's like everyone else" when he is in fact not like most other people given the average IQ is around 100 lmao
look that up again, the vast majority of people are between 80-110
also IQ is arbitrary af so it doesn’t mean much
@@cdw2468 I'm probably not high IQ, but that's a cope.
yea i was like idk man 80 is kingof at the faaaar left end of the bell curve idk u should be saying "us" on this one
@@MiddleFingerLimited i don’t know what my IQ is, it’s probably high since i’m good at traditional metrics of what people consider “smart” and i don’t really care because it’s arbitrary. it literally has little to no basis in reality
I will never get tired of Noel making fun of dumb shit on reddit
"It's got Cash laughing" bruh Cash will giggle at anything I love that man
9:35 everything about the way noel delivered this is funny AF, this wasn't a blow air out your nose laugh, I was doing the full goofy off mickey mouse laugh.
1:03 i freaking love when Noel does that nerd voice
The "AFROMENTIONED" comment took me so off guard. 11/10
the cut to "I want chips" is one of the best parts of this video
thought alex was bald because his hair was blending into the natural lighting
always a great choice to watch noel's videos while eating. certainly don't regret it every single time.
Alex is slowly transforming into noel
9:10 the hair and the joke were unexpected im thoroughly shook
As a Thai person, I appreciate your durian joke
As a thai, person I too appreciate that joke🤝
Noel advertising for food when we all know he hates eating
You know summ is funny when Noel pulls out the Thiller laugh.
Idk why every time I hear Noel’s outro song I always things it’s gonna go, “I didn’t come here to play, I just came here to SLAY”
I’m eating illegally imported Pringle’s right now so “I want chiwps” really resonates with me. They are unavailable in my country because of the sheer quality of sketchy chemicals. But at the end of the day. Spicy chip :D over health and well-being every time
Do guys not wash their asses in the shower? I’m terrified-
They think it's "gay"
I saw a tiktok made by a woman who used to be a urology nurse. Basically the guys would be in those hospital gown things and she would ask them to stand up from the examination table (after they had just sat down, not after the exam) and she said that 7 times out of 10 there would be poop leftover on the table.
@@cynister7384 I feel like dying now
@@aZnchuux3 You're welcome
It's cuz no one ever taught them the order of operations in the morning. FYI, it's shave, sh*t, shower. I think a lot of dudes wait and sh*t at work.
4:34 Thriller intro laugh on point
Alex has become one of my favorite parts of these videos
noel, when u were doing the "like this video" segment i put my thumb up in front of your face and it fit so perfectly its insane.
"The afro mentioned post"
another banger of a video noel. i've really been obsessed with your recent vids. you're so naturally hilarious. keep up the good work my man
Noah crushed the the color grading on this video let’s go king
Last 4 minutes is just god damn gold had me rolling .😂
Let out an audible "Oop" when it panned to Alex and he had a bleach blonde buzz. I think Noel's abuse is starting to break him down
I appreciate the cinematic effort for the ad read but not for the content itself. Its kind of a visual relief when salesman Noel pops up. Smart move!
I live 30 minutes outside New Orleans and I’m so excited to get to see Noel Miller Live!
I dont even have to worry about CZcams double ads, bc Noel will give me 3 of his own in the video within 12 minutes 🥰🥰
I feel bad for the girl who thinks toys can't match a man. Like, honey, they do amazing things a human can't do - you're missing out!
I think she means she needs human connection to get off, not that her husband’s dick is better than a toy
wait til she hears about oviposition
@@lobsterpaw 😦
For some, toys cant match their partner. Personally, I prefer my boyfriend. Can't get intimacy from a thrusting dildo 🤷🏽♀️ Like sure my toys can make me orgasm in a nanosecond, but that's only half of sex, or what sex SHOULD be with your partner.
I feel more bad about the fact that no sex for a couple of weeks is enough to destroy that marriage. They obviously shouldn't have gotten married in the first place.
i think the worst possibility is that the first wife bought a Reddit account with real money bc of karma farming lmaoo
Just gotta say, bought some tickets to see you in Philly. Cannot wait to see you live.
i genuinely haven’t laughed out loud watching a CZcams video for a long time and for some reason booger cat did it for me
Im watching that plant next to Noel grow in each video
That side angle with the green screen is a dope addition
_I drank my friend's breast milk_
That's not what was meant by "getting it off my chest"
Noel always makes me genuinely laugh when I’m truly feel down. Just a funny guy.
I actually just got factor delivered today and it’s a gamechanger. 30-50g protein in each meal. Ready in 2 mins. Ez gains.
You need to have your videos come with a choking hazard. 😂 I'm trying to eat my lunch but you got me laughing too hard.
Honestly when you ask me outright to like the video so directly I respect the hustle and like it
I should know better by now than to eat while watching Noel…
bro interrupted us three times
liking the new camera my boy
This is one of the funniest ones in a while, that was sick
Video has more damn ads than a twitch live stream. Great video
three interruptions in one video.... my boy Nole made it♡
Content is getting better
3:50 the shift to ultra hd is so beautiful
Someone tell Alex that hair color is not it. omg his hair and skin are the same color 🤣
i love new noel uploads
give us what we want. a dirty santa confessionary
Id watch these per hour
Noel’s editing coming to a whole new level
Are u saying brad is better than noah?
noel has that thriller laugh
Hey man great video! Maybe next time try to put more promotional breaks in the middle of it tho!!
I been waitin all year 🙏
Did Noel just secretly confirm he is Thai
Man Alex was the MVP of the video
The pan onto alex showing his hair had me weak
As a Thai indian dude, I appreciate the actual Thai pronunciation of durian. We literally just changed the 'd' to the a 'th'.
More commercial breaks than FM radio jfc
goddamn that's 3 times in 15 minutes that noel stops the video, turns too the camera, and spends 60 seconds trying to convince me to do something that will benefit him financially.
bought a ticket to the lou show the day they were available, cannot wait
That haircut justifies all the alex bullying
Just gonna leave us on a cliff hanger like that? I see how it is.
Noel legit is bullying alex
it’s hilarious
4:30 he really got the live “oh brother” type reaction 😂
Noel’s laugh is the laugh from the Thriller song by MJ
Ad breaks pretty unreal on this one
My ex and i were together 2 years, living together through most of it. I gathered laundry one day and as i grabbed his towel, his face dropped and he begged me to not look at it. I had never seen him look so desperate. He said there were skid marks on it bc he scrubs his hole when he dries himself AFTER the shower. like, what about toilet paper or maybe the soap and water?! we broke up shortly after.
@@No-ue5pi THANK YOU
Glad he's your ex, how do men like this live life and not feel absolutely disgusting walking around with literal shit between their ass cheeks.
The post about the poo reminded me of a video a family friend sent us, where her architect and her lawyer were fighting, the architect pushed the lawyer, one of the best of the country btw, his pants fell down and you could see his crack and butt cheeks aaaaaaall dirty with poo, when he fell he left a trail of poo on the floor. That video plays in my mind 24/7