Awful Christmas Confessions
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Alex is really chuckling hard for that Christmas bonus
he'll getting an extra noel miller buck then!
Stoooppp😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's trying to get those christmas chestnuts on his chin
This one was so fire tho
@@joeyswoosh5 o
"take a beating for your brother" is the new "love thy neighbour"
@@Noelmiller1212lol what number? my phone number? L Rizz bucko
@@hotwireyouth4544 bruh this shit so dumb it has me crying🤣😭
@@liljuzyskwirt1464 me too lmao, had me sounding like a windex bottle
I love how they put a Scottish flag in the editing when Noel was clearly doing an Irish accent.
What's the difference? /jkgjk
@@himanbam the catholicism
@@Dane_Reinsch damn, you really gonna do Celtic fans like that?
"trying" to do an Irish accent
@@josephcallaghan5155 found the irish
This is the time of year to call you Papa Noel.
yikes
😂😂😂
facts (and any other time of year)
@@aeroxpre it just means santa claus in spanish... no yikes involved
@@youdontknowme3935 huh
Accent: mediocre at best
Effort: highly admirable
For a Combodian the accent was pretty good
Heyyy love u…. That accent isn’t good tho.. maybe don’t do it it’s like Scottish/Australian/generic British/Irish/American thinking they’re funny
@@caoimheoleary6566 oh, bore off
@Caoimhe O'Leary it's Christmas for fucks sake let him do his thing
@@caoimheoleary6566 it was definitely giving Irish
Its insane how limited noel's vocabulary seems sometimes, man saw anthropomorphic and almost had an aneurysm
Man I'm glad someone clowned him for this 😂
You’re a furry aren’t you
And he even got mad
@@ziggs6656thanks for the giggle
Actin like I know what the fuck that means
"Just because I abuse them doesn't mean you get to, okay? These are MY kids"
Noel out here acting like my dad lol
are you alright?☹️
Noel not knowing the word “anthropomorphic“ and also calling people out for their spelling (9:33) is why I watch these 🫶🏼
You’re a furry aren’t you
@@bajabl Lmao nah, also anthropomorphic isn’t a furry thing, it just means “having human characteristics”, so the movie cars is about anthropomorphic cars, Inside Out is about Anthropomorphic feelings, most children’s movies are about anthropomorphic items or animals, so it’s a common word
@@ComradeFer Don't pay them any mind. They're leaving that same reply on people's comments talking about Noel stumbling on that word. Saw them on 2 other comments.
@@ComradeFer just because they made Disney movies about the concept doesn't mean the word isn't obscure
noel giving hot priest from fleabag ok ok
this
Right I was trying to figure out if it was a Fleabag reference or are there just a lot of Irish priests
i was thinking hot priest from derry girls too 😭
I thought it was a father ted reference tbh 😭
LITERALLY
noel thinking anthropomorphic is a really obscure word
lilo thinking noel thinking anthropomorphic is a really obscure word
@@thenoelmiller Noel thinking lilo thinking noel thinking anthropomorphic is a really obscure word
@@loglogic7557 LogLogic thinking Noel thinking lilo thinking noel thinking anthropomorphic is a really obscure word
@@MizManFryingP Mizu thinking LogLogic thinking Noel thinking lilo thinking noel thinking anthropomorphic is a really obscure word
@@thenoelmiller Just take the L
“My dad thinks I’m a furry and now I’m Jewish” bro that sentence literally gave me whiplash
The bridge one is wild dude
Reminds me of Weird DM's being filled with people who commited actual crimes
Probably a fake story
Dude deserves to go to jail fr
I think is a fake story of a guy who watches too much anime and doesnt know real life physics, how the hell can you just scare someone and they fall of a bridge that has rails? And the girl who falls on her legs somehow loses her memory of him being the one resposible?sure 🤨
Also, he says he sees the girl and her parents and they always talk about how glad they where that he was there? I have a friend who actually saved another friend's life, and they both never talked about it after the first two month of it happening
I can also say for sure that the guy who wrote the story never even got a girlfriend, and probably never talked with a girl for too long, wich woman you know would wait in the cold for one hour in a bridge with headphones on not looking at the road?not one woman i know is that dumb and trusting
@@cryfly1 i ain’t reading allat, but it’s physics 😭
Barely even 20 seconds in and Noel has already committed sacrilege, but I would expect nothing less
I wonder if having the name Noel has ever led to non-stop horrible jokes around Christmas.
he said in the most recent TMG ep that it doesn't really bother him
Man i dont even get it who tf is noel
@@dirtysploof5890 in french noël is christmas and santa is père noel. not sure ab other languages but i think that’s where it comes from
edit: spelling/grammar
@@c0diz …pere noel?
@@c0diz ah, thank you brother. I mean, ive heard the name around this time of year but never knew what it meant
As a non-native English speaker i overthink about grammar and spelling mistakes when talking in English all the time, afraid i would sound weird if i use the wrong words, meanwhile this Christmas ornament person sent a wholeass email to Noel spelling ornament "ordainment"
You’re a natural at writing in English. If you didn’t say so, I would’ve assumed you were a native English speaker. Merry Christmas and happy holidays 🎉
I could almost see how the mistake was made if it was pronounced like ord-a-ment. But it's not. It doesn't have a d sound in it at all.
"Chestnuts roasting on a mothers lips?" This one about to be undefeated
I died😂
The vignette of noel slamming a bottle of Don Julio in the background of him reading the payment details story is absolute gold
That excavator joke was hilarious. I’m glad they kept it in.
noel not knowing what anthropomorphic means rlly shows his ancient age
Anthropomorphic isn’t a new word lmao
@@madhbh you're right but I think most people wouldn't know what that word meant on the top of their heads like 40 years ago. They'd have to think about it. But now... things are different :(
@@madhbh he’s acting like it is
@@urpaldoritit6748 He isn't at all, he said that the juxtaposition of zoomer slang and large words was jarring
I had no idea that word existed & I'm in my teens still 😂
Wow Christmas ordainment guy and bridge guy should take a lesson in responsibility from the elf blower
"are you dumb or are you smart" is an unironically great description for the whole of Gen Z
Shout outs to the girl who held her word and gave the elf a blowie. Not only did she not lie, but she made that mans whole year. She is a good person.
"are you dumb or are you smart which one is it" makes me think bimbotok would be a great topic
THE DAVID DOBRIK SHADE WAS AMAZING
Timestamp?
@@blueismylove3128 8:30
@@jujufromME did someone in David dobrik's video swing on an excavator?
@@blueismylove3128 yeah, that's how jeff wittek got seriously injured, he put out a miniseries about the whole thing called "don't try this at home" if you want to know more about it
@@jujufromME Idk who Jeff Wittek is but I'll check it out.
lmao seeing Noel struggle with the word anthropomorphic just made my day
Seeing this confessions makes me realize how truly tame my family is
The vegetarian kid trying to roast his dad just inadvertently flambéed themselves.
fr, who tf is afraid of mascots💀
mf act like gritty isn't fucking terrifying
@@c0ttage mf act like there isn't a difference between being vaguely unsettled and actually scared
@@jsmarch9022 ..me lol. They freak me tf out 😅
Ana I'm tryna flambée you wassgood? 😎
THE EXCAVATOR VIDEO IDEA IS AMAZING!!! it’s really safe and nothing can go wrong
I actually really like that Noel is protective of his team.
10 seconds in: is this impression of hot priest from fleabag
The rate of high quality jokes in this is amazing. Stand up has really made your videos better than they already were. Tremendous.
Bro the second story is just straight up shameless 😭
Noel was on his A game for this one lol
Fr😂
Alex deserves no bullying, or screen time.
As a Scottish dude, seeing that Saltire pop up as you do an Irish accent hurts my soul.
Just got off work, I needed this bro. Not really but I like getting high and watching your shi to relax so thanks for the content.
Fr tho
fr, watching these while faded is comforting
@@selegnaisonline definitely, I think it has sum to do with his voice or maybe I just like being gone lmao.
@@sarahkate yeah his content is pretty good, you might not be into it as much but hes done videos with kody ko who’s pretty funny too if you want some more shii to watch while blasted
This is so real wow
Noel not knowing the relatively common phrase of “anthropomorphic animals” is really funny to me
i see noel’s been watching derry girls
💀💀💀
that’s immediately what i thought of 😭😭😭 the priest w “good hair”
i love noel and alex's dynamic so much
It's wild that Noel is absolutely shook by the word 'anthropomorphic'
I’m gay lol
me too bro
Twin
Good for you bro
same
He just like me Fr
the irish accent wasn't actually half bad
Apart from the Scottish flag being used
it degenerated pretty fast
Was a Liverpool accent if anything
You're right, it was full bad
man went from irish to australian to vaguely northern irish in two minutes
I had a feeling my man wouldn't leave me hanging on this bitter Friday. What a guy
what a brutal way of finding out you’ve been spelling “ornament” wrong your whole life
It’s really inspiring to see Noel in his graduation gown after he decided to go back to school just to be more of a role model to his kid
Nice to see Noel enjoyed The Banshees of Inisherin
That was my first thought too lol
Why is noel translated to Christmas?
@@kamarulariffin3093 Noël means Christmas in French!
@@skankenstienn_ ew french people😳
Noel needs to release all the stories he gets to the email. It would be so much fun if we could read the ones he didn’t use for the video.
“We can’t watch football because the Bengals scare you”
noel literally can't put out enough of these videos. I've been checking every fucking day for months looking for 'weird dms' or confession videos
noel not knowing what anthropomorphic is is insane
That excavator reference was brutal
Alex finally has good audio quality let’s goooooo
Glad to see a sneakpeak into Fleabag season 3
I really needed these before Christmas Lmao just stressful seeing family sometimes and having to be on point so seeing these ppl mess up big time is a relief low key lmfao
babe wake up Noel posted another episode of traumatizing confessions
"Blowjobs are just a pyramid scheme"
I need that on a hoodie. Lmao
Missed part of one of the confessions bc I got so distracted by watching those blinking red and blue lights in the background lmfao
its so cute how he doesnt accept rudeness towards his team
Noel telling on himself by acting like anthropomorphic is a difficult word 💀
Noel blessing us with a true gift this holiday season
my dad is also the drunk uncle but not in a bad way if that makes sense lmao (my family normalizes alcoholism)
Thank you for my new fave series. Merry Xmas metamorph lol
love these vids man, great dynamic w the live audience that is the staff. Always a good time when a new one drops!
Noel, did u know that here in Brazil we call Santa Claus "papai Noel" in English it's like dad Noel or daddy Noel lmao (not the tipe of daddy we find on tiktok)
i need more friends like alex that will die laughing when i exhale a little
Watching this in the car, look over and my man is DYING LAUGHING😂😂 best part of my day forreal
This has to be the funniest one yet! I was weakkkk at the blowing the elf story
3:27 i wanna see the editor's search history lmfao
Noel pretending he knew the word an·thro·po·mor·phic
Noel not knowing what anthropomorphic means will never not be funny to me
A lot of people are saying this but I really don't think he doesn't know what it means. I think he was saying he was surprised the person who submitted the story knew what it meant that's what he meant by "are you dumb or are you smart?"
@@blueismylove3128 nah the jokes he made about it i think made it clear. He even asked what it meant and couldn't pronounce it
@@nathan9901 respectfully agree to disagree cuz I really don't think you're right
@@blueismylove3128 he literally mispronounced it and said he didn't know what it meant. What is there to disagree about??
@@nathan9901ude, just fucking leave it, it's not that serious I'm not going to agree with you 😂. Give me a timestamp to where he said he didn't know what it meant because I watched it back and never does he say the words or imply that he doesn't know what it means. In fact the way he talks about it actually proves that he does. Also you don't trip up over words sometimes? It's a long ass word, I still can't even pronounce, it doesn't mean I don't know what it means.
intro is noel’s audition for derry girls
I knew I was in for a trip when I saw Noel on a pastor fit and a Santa Claus cap😭😭 oh looorddddd I can already smelllll these confessionsss
I’m hoping putting the scottish flag instead of the Irish one was a self-aware joke 🥴
The bridge one 💀💀😭
noel not knowning the word anthropomorphic is my christmas gift
My deepest apologies Alex
Points to her for keeping her word
im so proud of the bj for pictures trade, whoever you are i salute you
No matter how many times I watch this I laugh like it’s my 1st time watching 😂
I need an update video of people who found these confessions and know who did it. Like the guy who pushed his girlfriend off a bridge, I can't say too many people fit that description
This came exactly when I needed it
This is what I needed to start my day
"My dad is lowkey an alcoholic. L for us, I guess. Yeah, so my dad calls me a furry 'cause I'm vegetarian, and he knows I don't like anthropomorphic animals so like, wtf? Uh, my dad does not respect my fear of anthropomorphic animals so I switched to Judaism."
Thank you for adding absolutely nothing. You too the time to quote word for word Noel just reading someone else’s confession. 😂
@@nickmagwood9200 Chill, Ebenezer Scrooge. I'm just saving the quotes for myself to read later because it's my favourite part of the video. Have fun being the most intelligent and awesome family member at Christmas dinner.
@@LorenzoDoesntExist you read your own CZcams comments for fun🤡
I won a pool tournament at a Christmas party tonight 🤣
@@nickmagwood9200 Call mom to get the camera then lmao who asked?
@@LorenzoDoesntExist you’re liking your own comments 💀💀💀
The only thing that’s gets me through the holidays
rough day, thanks for this one dude
Bro you really went off in this one. LMAO great stuff
6:34 Timestamping for every time I come back to this.
Pretty good video to listen to while kinda drunk and hastily building a Christmas Lego set for my mom before she wakes up on Christmas Eve
Blessed be Noel on Christmas Day
“Me my ex and a bride is this a Taylor swift song” 😭
how doesnt papa noël know what anthropomorphic is???
i cant handle anthropomorphic animals so i switched to judiasm 😭😭
"I love swings" was so wholesome
The story with the drunk uncle had me crying 😂😂😂
The intro made me think I was watching Derry Girls
Noel is so effortlessly funny
It’s that time of year again
absolute W at the choice of football pic included being a michigan v michigan state game
the banshees of inisherin reference absolutely slaps, and very topical xx