Weird DM's: Mommy Gets Messy on Christmas
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"His son is the expansion pack" HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE
grandson is the legendary edition lmao
@@stalepork1309 oh fuck, what is great-grandson then?
i know right? who thinks of that
y’all would lose your shit at moist critikal
That made me LOL SO HARD
3:25 I am here once again to say that the impact font translation of Noel's fucked up speech patterns is the best running gag of all time from anywhere
Its so fucking funny every time.
agreed it has me rolling
it never gets old
I need someone to make a compilation
I didny even alcatch what that was ssposta be
Shoutout Noah for showing the full stories that Noel skips so we can read them if we want
Seconded
And for having to actually read them
ily noah
Fr i love that
Noah if u see this u a real one 😫
It’s becoming a holiday tradition for me to watch Noel’s weird dms
Same. Happy holidays lol
Dang, if only noel had read that first email he would've known that there was, in fact, no sexual activity going on with a teenager in that email
i know right, like the person that sent the email could not have chosen a more misleading subject line because it made him disinterested
yeah that was a good one
I was just thinking that...
It must have been a horror story to the girl...
Why did the mother's bf leave without removing the cuffs tho?lmaoo
@@aqua1675 i think he just didnt want to be around her mother anymore. that woman sounds like a hypocritical piece of work.
why do Noel's eyes just permanently look like they've been photoshopped larger on his face
is this mean? it feels mean
sir boobington is a meanie
Ngl it would be pretty funny if Noah made Noel’s eyes just a tiiiiny bit bigger every upload in March, where he unveils his masterpiece of giving Noel anime eyes on April 1st (or the first April upload). Then going back to normal Noel face no editing. Neither Noel or Noah acknowledge it. The ultimate gotcha.
@@Polyeurythane that would be funny af
It's the effect of hearing about all this sin
I swear Noah is one of the funniest editors of all time
I came here to say this
Just because something made you laugh doesn’t mean it’s the best ever thing
@@veganmeat69 dude chill tf
@@veganmeat69 lmao have some fun dude
aw 💓 thanks team
Noel could very well be the greatest asset or enemy to the FBI with all of the confessions he gets in these
how would he ever be an enemy
@@phenadoz-topicmusic8122 he has info he’s keeping anonymous
I was asleep but I'm awake now, anything for you noel. Please traumatize me more with these videos, I'm loving it.
i guess u could say they're like mcdonalds.
@@bloopdaddy exactly man, you can never have enough
@Tommy Gaming ??
YUP
Bada. Ba ba. 👹BEIGAUAGAHSHHEG👹
“Surprise, Grandpa likes incest”
Best out of context quote
This quote triggered my ptsd bro 😖 tho it was funny af lmao bc it’s tRUE
It's not incest, though. Incest is sexual shit between blood relatives. She isn't his actual daughter 😒 he's just a regular old perv.
@@lazersneverdie3561 except it's not haha
@@LunarEleven no incest is between family members, a step-family relationship would still be incest.....
@@lazersneverdie3561 s a m e
when my sister was 13 she asked my grandpa if he was excited for christmas. he deadpanned “no” and she was so thrown off she asked why and he just said “nothin to look forward to”. lol miss you grandpa you grumpy, wonderful bastard.
I mean, he's not wrong 🤷🏼♀️
Xmas is def for the kids' enjoyment. I have 9 nieces and nephews and I'd like to pitch myself off a bridge right abt now; so I can't imagine how stressed my dad is as a grandparent to all those rugrats. Fs in the chat for pop pop's bank account. 😭😆
I'm 25, grandpa and I are on the same level.
this made me tear up idk why i love grumpy old men
@@TM-tr7re Same, man. Same.
@@DarlingMissDarling you don't like your nieces and nephews?
"Feels like the start to a good movie, huh?" - Noel Miller
The ending with the non transparent jpgs had me laughing harder than the entirety of the video itself
the white elephant church story gave me a full body reaction of shuddering, mouth dropping open and gasping in horror. I haven't experienced secondhand embarrassment like it in some time. Exceeded my expectations.
It's one of those moments you watch in a comedy movie and think "hah, this stuff would never happen in real life"
When Noel said "Daytswant" - I felt that
What's that mean?
@@summerrain6125 It doesn't mean anything, he just stuttered and Noah made it into the "bottom text" meme form LMAO
real
im git crying at that part its so funny
My favorite is when Noel starts saying something and then by the end of the sentence it’s incomprehensible but they edit it like a top text bottom text meme. Truly never fails to make me laugh
I really hope Santa brings you those hair plugs you asked for on your Christmas list, Noel
BRO!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok I paused on the grinch story and that shit is lowkey fucking hilarious.
Time?
@@lazersneverdie3561 It's the first story, 2:00
"Cold ass chicken nuggets and a wife in despair, with a decommissioned Christmas tree. You're all just sitting in sadness and all you hear in the background is "That's the shit I don't like" had me fucking wheezing for 3 minutes straight
"why go shopping, we live in a goodwill."
-the midwest
“dementia seems awful”
yeah, my grandma with alzheimers likes to flirt with my dad (her son) in front of her husband. she also once pole danced in front of a group of drunk middle-aged men while they catcalled her.
Are you doing okay catherine?
GRANDMA still GOT It
Had my aunt give me acne face wash and an “acne positivity” mug for Christmas… thanks for that aunt Cindy
That’s hilarious. And kinda wholesome lol
This series is an instant classic 🔥
Certified hood classic if you will?
@@henrylind9730 absolutely
classic means that… a classic can’t be.. yeah whatever
I don’t know if Noah meant to put the boom sound in like that at 11:57 but it somehow cracked me up more than if I could see Noel 😭
He definitely did mean to i laughed for 2 minutes straight
@@leviathan3630 same lmfaooo
Took me out
*“Series isn’t going anywhere.”*
If we’re being honest, at this trajectory this series will likely be crushed by the Dept. of Homeland Security or CPS within the next month.
"I hope this brings a smile to your face, you sick bastard" is the best way to start off any email to Noel😂😂😂😂
I fucking love this series man. You have a glorious brain keep it goin king
R u gay? i’m not.
@@mikeellchuk3787 thats gay
i love watching cody’s friend read these goofy emails
@@yassboots did he stutter /j
the audible gasb i let out when he said “the last episode of weird dm’s”
Wow. Very cool!!!
@@absolutebackfire191 🆗️
Should ask people to give you permission to put it up somewhere so we could read some of them juicy ass stories.
Right bro like whenever these videos finish I always want to hear more
just make a reddit or something and they can post it themselves
noels videos give me acute brain damage
much love merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you too
Getting the juice out of them psych classes
Noel really missed by not reading the first one. It was the best one imo
Noel in every video: *says something absolutely vile and thanks a sponsor immediately after*
“playing with bees in the bedroom” is now my go-to phrase
The looking back segment gave me whiplash lol
Iwas eating a sawnwich watching this and then my mom came in to ask me something, I paused it and she read the title and asked to watch it with me, I had to bear that awkwardness for like 7 minutes until she left (she said it was funny) but then when I unpaused it the very next story was “learning my mom can deep throat” and I am so glad that sometimes things just work out
Get a PO box so we can send Aleena stuff.
Lol not the porn bot responding on this specific comment 🤣
Dads being quantity over quality when it comes to Christmas is a real thing. My dad is the exact same, he literally admits it. Something about having a shitload of presents to open seems better than a few good ones to them lmao.
Gotta love how wholesome the inclusion of Noah is in those emails
This year, my dad genuinely gave me a box of condoms, saying, "I know you use them, I don't...". Needless to say it was uncomfortable, firstly because being given condoms by your dad is weird af, secondly because I'm now deeply concerned about his sexual health (something I never, ever wanted to think about). Maybe next year, my gift to him will be an appointment at the clinic...
Or maybe you can gift him a new woman
@@d1rtyharry378 he’s already done that himself, he’s in the middle of divorcing his truly vile wife, and he’s got a new girlfriend. Good for him!
"I didn't mean to kill him, I just wanted to get back at him"
Yeah no checks out he’s def not guilty. Just an honest mistake mate
@@sweetembrace6706 They have the most psychotic ideas
That final story about the parents is kind of wholesome in a way because even after 3 children the parents are still finding ways to spice up the bedroom and enjoy each other as a healthy relationship should to keep both parties entertained and guessing. Although it's a bit gross for a kid to find out about that stuff, at least they are happy and in love.
Not Noel threatening to stop this series. Boy I swear if you don't continue this series... just kidding love you regardless
Lol I paused to read the grinch one, tldr: he got a girl handcuffs for a secret Santa but her mom took them away: 6 months later she had to help her mom out of the same cuffs
I had a dream Noel was standing over me as I slept, his hazel eyes piercing my skin. I tried to grab my phone to like his most recent video but I couldn’t move. He continued staring at me until I woke up in a cold sweat desiring nothing more but to like every single one of his videos.
back when I worked in a coffee shop I had this super vivid dream that Noel came in and ordered an oatmeal raisin latte (which doesn’t exist as far as I know) and got super pissed when I couldn’t make it. Still haunts me to this day.
your comment started like a fanfic
his soul jumped into your dreams
Lmfao sleep paralysis demon noel
I'm just thankful that Noah puts the emails Noel doesn't read on the screen long enough to pause. They were pretty good this time.
All I want for Christmas is for Noel to do the next Weird DMs video guest starring Noah. The man deserves a full appearance
My brother (high school senior) gifted a lynx body spray kit to a girl in his class and his friends made him apologise
I love that Noel will joke around, but will also bring light to possibility that kids could be affected by our reluctancy to be in a relationship.
The DLC son bit got me dying, weird dms is literally the best youtube series going
(after thats cringe that is)
The stories he didn´t read were actually funny as fuck
Noel I think you missed one the lady that gifted ✂️ scissors, I think she was like “why buy air pods? Just cut the cords off the ones that came with your iPhone 7 🤷🏼♂️!” 😂😂🤔🤔
day one of telling Noel the title should be “weird dms” not “weird dm’s” because an apostrophe indicates a possessive, not a plural. lmfao
One christmas my dad decided to try and do the first nice thing ever for my mom and he bought her an expensive pearl necklace and earrings. My mom is 15 years older than him, so she's always been self conscious about seeming old. Even as she approaches her 70s now, she takes measures to look younger. So naturally, she hates pearls and the gift was a disaster. They spent the rest of christmas day fighting. Until the family came over where they just decided not to talk to each other. The only time they interacted was when my mom yelled at my dad to help me put together my new lego Ford GT, to which he refused so my older siblings had to help instead. There was a lot wrong in their relationship, but I am convinced this was the point of no return. They're divorced,. suprise.
That pc one had a wave of anxiety go over me. That's so cruel
Hey are you guys aware that 'Noel' literally means Christmas in French? :DD
Happy and safe holidays to everyone!
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath at the flag with the Santa on it story. I was laughing before I even found out what the gift was bc I instinctively knew it would be absurd.
Saw the title in my notifications. Never clicked so fast in my life
Chief keef really adds to that story
The two you read at the beginning were really horrific. These people lacked empathy and/or the ability to deal with social situations so thoroughly that one almost killed someone, and another almost ruined someone's life, but instead just probably really fucked it up, depending on what she was going to college for. Watching her work disappear like that must've really fucked her up, and I hope this person told her they did this anonymously.
"Mommy gets messy on Christmas" is a hilarious title
I need to follow you on Twitter so I can be apart of this, but since I missed the mark by emailing it you, I’ll let fellow commenters enjoy the bundle of absolute fuckery that is this story. Back in high-school I was in a very serious relationship, we dated for 3 years, I basically lived at her house for context. The last Christmas we shared will forever be enshrined into the worst gift and Christmas hall of fame forever. Long story short, my ex comes to me and asks me for my shoe size back in August/September (I’m a huge sneaker head so if you’re asking my shoe size ima get a little hyped up yk). Anyways, she tells me she’s going all out this year for Christmas for me, and that she’s hiding my gift at her aunts house incase I see it and yada yada yada. Anywho, our gift exchange time comes and I’m geeked af, she hands me MY SINGULAR FUCKING GIFT and it’s in the shape of a shoe box. I open it…and it’s a 30 dollar SPICE RACK FROM FUCKING SAMS CLUB! This bitch then has the audacity to say “It’s for you in your dorm to spice up your ramen noodles” (I was going away to college that year). Like I’m going to use fucking thyme and paprika in ramen…Anyways, I got a one of a kind $500 diamond engraved necklace with our initials on it, plus some other shit. I got a god damn spice rack…we later broke up the following spring because she said my aunt (who is basically my grandma figure) who was dying of cancer and was on hospice was not as important and depressing as her cat who passed away 2 years prior. Hope whoever sees this enjoys, plz laugh at my pain
She also did have a job, I did not. Drained my savings account for her, smdh
the aunt/cat thing is shitty but the gift thing... I mean, it's kinda weird to spend over $500 on one thing for a high school partner. it sucks she didn't put as much monetary thought into the gift but it sounds like she put some thought into it.
@@tentinybeesoh I definitely went above and beyond, but a spice rack…and only a spice rack? Plus all the build up and the hints and shit is fucked up
@@aidenhawkins5598 no i agree because why did she ask for your shoe size knowing u are a sneaker head… regardless of what u gifted here it‘s kinda eh. i understand why u were disapponted
@@LinkPink99 I definitely wouldn’t have been pressed at all if it wasn’t for the build up, she was notorious for shitty gift giving so I kinda prepared myself. But getting a 17 year old a SPICE RACK so just pure comedy Imo. Hope you enjoyed my misery 🤣🤣
Yay, the show where people send their depositions is back! Happy Holidays, Noel. See you Next Year!
I was just watching his other Weird DMs videos when he posted this. Perfect cheer up vids for a shitty day. Thanks Noel :)
Noel fails to realize one thing, yes attempted homicide is more common than we thought...... amongst Noel's fans😂
He doesn't realize that it says more about him than society in general
@@radhiadeedou8286 sure 💀
This made my Christmas good, thanks Other.
I just love how Noel by the end can come around and reference a bit from the beginning
very enthusiastic ad read. way to go noel!!
It's the editing that really makes this perfect.
gl with Christmas noel, can't imagine the puns that are made in your direction during this season lmao
That mystery box sound effect was an amazing addition to the story. Thank you.
A couple of years ago for Valentine’s Day I made a notebook for my ex-boyfriend, filled with poetry that I wrote about him and about our relationship. I also spent hours hand-painting the cover. In return I received a shirt that I already owned that I let him borrow and one of his shirts that I was now allowed to “borrow.” So something I already owned and something I wasn’t allowed to keep, both “wrapped” in an old plastic shopping bag. Nice.
You have an aura that attracts people to you.
everyone say thank you noah for his top tier editing
loved the visual for "tickets are moving quickly", really sold it
Got tickets yesterday for your Tampa show in March!! So excited!
9:45 "I asked for airpods." The scissors were to cut the wires off of your earphones.
Well done with the Rhinoshield sponsor. Been using their cases for years and they're one of a handful of A tier cases
this is beautiful. merry christmas noel.
These weird DMs are getting better and better each installment
The sound effect screen got me rolling thank you Noah
Have a good Christmas Noel and Noah :)
noel thank you for recognising the times i watch ur videos, mostly when dropping a log
stoked for this
noels uploads always make my day
I feel like the word “glee” being used in a paragraph about thongs and future weddings is an unspeakable reference to the thong song. Mr shoe singing it will forever haunt my nightmares
This has been my favorite series
i was literally just thinking earlier hoping a new weird dms video would come out, noel has blessed us
the vine boom at 11:57 sent me into orbit
Shout out to Noah for being the funniest editor around
my older brother lived at my grandma's house for a while, but he died back in 2015. a few years later my grandma bought a new mattress and people from the mattress store came to help her replace the old one. when they lifted up the mattress they found a bunch of used c0ndoms under it. the next day she came to the christmas party with my dead brother's crusty used c0ndoms in her wallet and showed them to everyone. i was like 14
When he said “fuck you you come in here and disrespec me …” bIG Joseph Gordon levitt in 500 days energy
You should do a wildcard episode of weird dms for just whatever ppl want to share
Noel has us completely trained to like the video as soon as he uploads
Merry Christmas bro. God bless you and the wife and the family.
Love the snow effects!
DADDY NOEL? Oh yeah bless us with your big load of a video😳
bruh
@@idk-gy8ds wocky slush
uhh... I second the "bruh" sentiment.
😒
Weird DMs is the best series I’ve ever watched by far
Truly a great series. Happy holidays man, hope you get the bag from santa.
One year my mom got my brother a plunger and a broiling pan. She but a big red bow on the plunger handle, too. Happy Holidays.