Weird DM's: Ruined Lives part 2
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Mr noel. Let's make a baby
no one buying that
I like your content it makes my day happier
"Gave my friend permanent brain damage because he dated a girl that I liked." Actual psychopathic behaviour
Yes jaillllll
Fingers crossed the people mentioned see this video and manage to file charges ;/
It’s bullshit. Some chode saw a Reddit post that said Brazil nuts were a sexually transmitted allergen, then he wrote his fantasy in an email to Noel.
@@rumham7631 same as the sending the kid to juvy story, no way you get sent to juvy for setting a trash can on fire, much less for the rest of your school life
@@owenanderson39 someone actually pointed out it was a south park plot for an episode. the fire one. but with the story with the nuts, i'm praying that its fake because that is actually psychopath behavior.
Why do these people think the correct response to someone liking your crush or stealing your sandwich is attempted murder and poisoning
For real, so many of these stories just completely baffle me and I'm a petty person
in 3rd grade this one boy smeared a girls desk with his peanut butter from his pb&j sandwhich bc she was allergic to peanuts and she had a crush on him and he didn’t like her. i don’t think he knew how serious her allergy was, and i don’t think that she would have died from touching there peanut butter but the teacher saw in time and made him clean it up and actually switched out her desk, i just remember we all thought it was so funny, but we were young
I know right? This has to be, what, the 2nd or 3rd story? First one I remember was the girl who got that rare form of Mono that made her disabled for life
Attempted murder? He disabled him for life, that's worse than just attempted murder. That dude would be hanging from a bridge if justice was alive.
For real. It's also scary how fucking insanely secure his plan was. How do you even prove it was him if he doesn't just confess by himself?
The FBI are gonna bust down Noel’s door and b-line it straight for his computer. Homie has PAGES of evidence for no reason lmao
PLEASE
This comment is so funny. The "for no reason" SENT me
No no you got it wrong north vpn got his back🫂
@@WordsFlowMagnetic same bruhh
FBI probably watches his videos and love the content prob looking thru his emails enjoying the not shown ones as well
these emails give the same vibe as when serial killers send anonymous letters to the police detailing their crimes
Fr💀
Dennis reader enters the chat
This dude literally attempted murder and he's just casually talking about it
New?
these text ones gotta all be fake, there's no way they would send that in if it actually happened
@@tycrabapple9282 people have admitted to much dumber
@@wiker680 true lol
Sociopaths don't really care. They want the attention and they think they are super smart. That boy gave his friend brain damage over an effing girl. Oh boy.
this should be called weird DM's: Literal Crimes
Shit might just be the new law and order
Last time a girl admitted to lying under oath and causing a guy to get 20 years in prison. Someone else in the comments even found the exact case in the news from a few months previously!
Weird DMs: Evidence Edition
special victims unit
A lot of these are probably fake or at least exaggerated, but I hope they're investigated.
The nut allergie story is insane LMFAO he had to research about the brazilian nut and shit, talking about the cake and making sure there was witnesses- some psychopath level preciseness
It's also luckily probably not true. Brazil nut allergen has only really been observed as being transmitted sexually by men to women through semen. It doesn't work with the genders reversed. Ol boy is weird for his murder fantasy creative writing tho.
you don't seem to be alright either if it the story makes you laugh your ass off.
Bro... that allergen story. I'm honestly stunned, the way the dude writes about it is crazy. The fact that this person did no research into the severity of anaphylactic shock and so non-chalantly describes how he now has permanent brain damage but "[he's] over her now"? Fucking hell that person is a monster.
My jaw dropped when he read the part about brazil nuts being sexually transmitted, that's so insane I didn't believe it and had to look it up. that dude is a fucking assassin from a movie, this is unreal.
RIGHT?!
it straight-up sounds like something joe from the show "you" would do
agent 47 during retirement
@@mentallyillustrate FRRRER
That was literally attempted murder like fuckiiiiiing hell
The stories of the guy who attempted to murder someone via allergy poisoning because they were dating someone they liked and the guy who made fun of and started a trend of hating on a kid who's parents were stalked and murdered makes me hope that hell is real.
Fr like how down bad can you be in order to try and actually commit a murder 😭😭
@@priyanpaprika2613 And how much of a piece of shit can you possibly be to make fun of someone's murdered parents. Doesn't sound like he regretted it in the story title either. So, I hope both of those guys owe money to gangsters and they break their knees.
@@ZeddiLeppi If the stories are true; Both of them seem pretty apathetic towards their actions. Whilst I don't believe in hell, I do believe in karma, and (once again) if these stories are true, they'll eventually get what's coming to them.
@@OwlskiTV Damn straight.
Those were darkly funny lmao. Insane that people like that exist.
the way my face goes from laughing to complete and total shock on almost every story
Girl: I wouldn't necessarily say I ruined someones life...
Noel: Then why are you here? Next
Savage.
I wanted to know what she was gonna say too😂
he just ruined her life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
person: “ yeah i’m kinda scared to get prosecuted for this one thing..”
also them: *boldly admits to attempted murder in the same sentence. gives the motive & method*
That's 100% what someone dumb would do because now Noel has the email and... yeah... JAIL TIME.
@@reddragon6174 J-A-I-ELLLLLLUH J-A-I-ELLLLLLUH
GUESS WHOS GOING TO JAIL TONIGHTTT
all jokes aside , the fact that these people not only exist but consume the same content as i do TERRIFIES me
me every time i watch one of these
That's like being terrified that Ted Bundy likes the same type of ice cream as you do..
Edit: I hate when people thank others for likes.
@@basedblackgirl9920 Ted Bundy dead. His favorite ice cream flavor was Electric Chair
Person above me sniffs feet and LIKES it what a SICKO
They don't exist these are made up af. That nuts allergy dude watched some nat geo doc and wrote the story come on
Every time I listen to these I have the realization “these are his SUBSCRIBERS not just random weirdos”
I love how Noel straight up calls out how people who submit these stories are just pieces of shit, bc they are.
the stranger :“paralytically”
noel: “particularly”
“I didn’t wanna kill him just get back at him somehow” for WHAT for dating someone that had nothing to do with you and obviously wanted nothing to do with you? It’s scary that people like that exist. I genuinely hope dude ends up in prison if that story is true lol.
Worst part is that they're apparently just fine with scarring a person for life. Disgusting.
Is the human race fucked
Also, he says, "It didn't really work out because they're still together to this day." If he didn't mean to kill him, then how was the envious guy supposed to somehow get the girl? At the beginning, he says he just wanted revenge, but now he's admitting he wanted to get the guy out of the picture so he could date the girl. I doubt she would've gone for him anyways. Sick.
Yeah, exactly. Dude with the allergy is a bit of a punk.
Yea I hope she reads this story and exposes him
The amount of people who literally try to harm others for going out with their crush....instead of maybe telling the crush they like them is...terrifying.
@@yashburman7640 not to the point of killing someone????? i get jealous and then talk it out with my self i don’t commit attempted murder???
@@seaofbees783 not everyone can think rationally. If they could, there would be no murders.
@@yashburman7640 that is not the point i was making, it’s not just about thinking rationally it’s about the fact that jealousy and greed dont drive u to murder, u can hav those emotions and not murder, the way ur original comment was phrased made it mean like u were saying that “well, everyone gets a bit murder-y sometimes”
Bruh just say you’re unstable and leave lmao
@@yashburman7640 if you are someone who has done things like that just admit it and move on, you'll feel better
that fact that so many of these people exist is giving me enormous perspective and maybe I shouldn't be so harsh on myself... and I should probably have a lot more self worth than I currently do...
The fact that a good chunk of these people are *proud* of these stories makes me legitimately sick to my stomach….
“for fear of being prosecuted” I AM CRYING
edit: oh my god he should’ve been prosecuted.
Plot twist
This is my reaction every time I watch these
as someone with celiac disease that story fucking traumatized me
@@emfex oh no I’m not at that part yet
“I GUESS SHE WASN’T THE ONLY ONE GETTING LONG STROKES” OMG I CAN’T BREATHE which is pretty normal I’m allergic to chilli peppers (especially the musical variety)
Being a subscriber to Noel's channel is like sitting in a room full of people. Then being told 30% of the people in the room are serial killers. But they don't tell you which ones
yup exactly
omg crying, this is what I was just thinking
i was gonna make an among us joke but
it's literally russian roulette but on ✨the internet✨
Omg so accurate 🤣
Cause u know everyone who submitted are watching and reading the comments too. 👀
Imagine being the one who gets skipped in weird DMs because Noel doesn’t feel you’re following the theme with your first sentence
The one about the allergy is terrifying. I'm actually horrified. He did that to his FRIEND, over a girl he liked. Wow. That's really screwed up.
how do you attract so many unhinged people noel, your voice is like a beacon for the criminally insane
The normal ones get filtered out in recording bc they don’t make good content. At least that’s my guess
i read this as 'bacon for the criminally insane' which didn't make as much sense, but i liked the imagery
lmfao
@@catalania-abby same
@@catalania-abby every time when i read the word beacon😂
Thoroughly looking forward to *"Weird DM's: War Crimes"* and *"Weird DM's: Human Rights Violations"*
followed by "Weird DM's: Nuclear Terrorism"
Hope he has money for a flight to Geneva, this is gonna get out of hand (it already has imo lol).
@@yasminfernandes1884 and join us next week for “weird dms: ethnic cleansing”
"Weird DM's: Literally war crimes"
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Do these people actually have any disclosure agreement with Noel? Because if anyone recognizes the Brazil nut story, I'd say Noel should help them bring the culprit to justice
of course he doesnt they send if they feel like doing so, he even said here he isnt the law or a priest so he cant condemn anybody
I'm pretty sure the Brazil nut story is fake. Sexually transmitted is usually through semen, which means she would've gotten the allergic reaction, not him. I think the person probably looked up Brazil nuts found out what they do, and made up a story about giving his friend a severe allergic reaction, but didn't do enough research to find out how it actually works.
@@queenautumnween2796 Sexually transmitted does not just mean semen. Men can get STDs from women as well because women also produce fluids.
While it is possible that the brazillan nut could be through just semen, its highly unlikely. And. If something is an STD its very possible that it gies both ways. Hope the story is a fake just for the sake of the people invloved but cant say for sure.
@@queenautumnween2796 Dam, I really want to believe you
@@queenautumnween2796bro I dunno how to tell you this but vaginas produce fluid
"I guess she wasn't the only one getting long strokes"
holy shit Noel... that was some dark shit
Literal psychopaths & criminals sending noel these messages
Noel: lmfao y’all weird.. anyway nord vpn
LMAO
LOL
Exactly, these people are genuinely sick in the fucking head
Hi jk
@@ryanappelbaum8168 hahah hi army 💜
These people sending Noel stories like they have attorney-client privilege 😂
That's assuming this shit happened. Cause most of it didn't.
Honestly it’s entertaining either way
@@henryhurley9135 💯. I'm sure Noel does it because they're funny.
@@evanneff7776 Some of it did happen, either that or the people who send the stories do their research with great depth. In the last video someone said they made a fake declaration about a gas station robbery and there's actually an article about the exact same incident in a small town, the story is very specific and never got a lot of coverage so it's very unlikely that they knew about it before sending it to Noel.
@@thenewclassic4 literally some of these stories are too crazy to make up. Either they do research or it's true. It's like Russian roulette.
purposely putting nuts in something for a friend you know has an allergy is LITERAL attempted murder... how has noel not been interrogated or questioned after having these stories on the internet 😭
so everyone is really just a criminal with noel’s dms being the church where they confess😭
This episode is so much darker than the last… I’m looking for that “mommy loves you “ energy but all I’m getting is “I deserve jail time “
it’s giving padded wall
“mommy loves you” killed me lmfao
@@hernandez4856omfg giving padded wall is so funny 😭
I enjoyed how the British character's voice dropped halfway through the story.
Because he went from Harry Potter to Sherlock Holmes when they said "I decided to exact revenge". That's Noel Storytelling Masterclass right there, baby.
Turned into Paul McCartney for like 5 seconds.
Puberty wack as hell man
Because it was Sherlock Holmes time
The evil persona kicked in. Like Light Yagami
ad ends at 4:55 :P
noel nonchalantly taking away the confidence of such specific groups of people within the first 35 seconds of the video is my religion
Literally just undiagnosed sociopaths. That’s it. That’s all this video is
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@@AxxLAfriku what.
Relax over there shane Dawson
Nah a portion of them have to be psychopaths
yeah it literally was wincing at the stories, if someone hit my dog i would definitely get revenge, these stories made ME the psychopath, like some people have no empathy whatsoever or think its funny to pretend to do something bad?! like no they are just losers who are going to end up alone lmao some people are seriously pathetic
The guy who rejected the job offer has gotta be the same dude who deleted his ex’s homework assignments
Honestly rejecting the job offer isn't as bad. At least she didn't even know she got a response
What if these are all the same person? Just some evil serial almost-killer mastermind or somethin
@@idontwantahandlethough Honestly, these stories are so outlandish I'd absolutely believe if these where derived off from a creative redditor.
@@goterl4196 thats worse cause now she thinks she didnt get it and that a) probably lowered her confidence for any more iob opportunities and b) literally may have prevented her from an amazing career she will never get even though she achieved it
@@Mar-dj4nj Plenty of people usually apply to many different jobs at once and only expect a reply back from maybe one. If you lose confidence over not getting a reply back then you won't be able to make it that far. And it could have also been a job she thought she really wanted but it turned out the job sucked so I think shes better off not knowing that she lost the opportunity to work at a place and theres nothing she can do about it
The “what da dog doin” audio sent me, couldn’t not laugh anymore.😂
Imagine being shocked that you almost killed someone by doing something that could almost kill them. As someone who is allergic to peanuts, that story really pissed me off.
Noel reading "paralytically drunk" as "particularly drunk"
two wayyy different types of drunk
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Paralytically drunk sounds hardcore lol
not that different lmfao, either way she was drunk af
Its the new "they was fuuucked up"
SUPER fucked up, or super fucked up
The nut guy honestly deserves jail time. Prime example of a shit human being right there.
and for what??
@@c0ttage disabling a man for life ?
@@c0ttage what part of that story seemed okay to you
@@fruitsalad1181 I don’t think shark fighter was saying “why does he deserve jail time,” I read it as “he almost killed his friend… and for what?” As in, it was a pointless action because the girl understandably still doesn’t want him lol
@@ar-yj8lb yeah, but that could also just be an asshole thing to do since he did tell the guy there were nuts in the cake so it's just making it so the guy couldn't eat his birthday cake. Maybe he found out that Brazil nut allergies were transmittable after the fact
I had my first dog get run over and the driver didn't bother stopping, so I got quite sad hearing the first story because that dog was everything
And then Noel decides to describe a dog getting punted into the air rocket league style 💀
Someone who was involved in these situations is going to watch this video, and know exactly who wrote the email, and that person is screwed.
Even if these are made up, the fact a human mind thought and wrote all of this down just to be featured in a CZcams video is borderline psychotic.
By that logic, many fiction authors are borderline psychotic.
@@olu4740 Exactly.
@@olu4740 yeah
@@olu4740 the key word here is fiction
id like to think thats true but imagine how much of them are ACTUALLY real and were just like “ oh this might be fake “ and its fuckin something sick. honestly people in this world are weird and sick in the head im not surprised.
the way how noel called her a “UK person” rather than just calling her a british person is killing me
british is too endearing bro
@@sevi6945 lol agreed
@@Sila_is_ice_queen what about them
and the difference is.......
British "person".
Can’t remember the last time I saw Noel’s eyes this well lit. You got pretty eyes foo
as someone with a life-threatening peanut allergy that has had me on death's doorstep several times, if that guy was me I would have crippling paranoia and would choose asexuality for the rest of my days. lemme tell yall, life is a bit different when there exists literal kryptonite to your existence.
As a middle school teacher, the consistent sympathy that Noel gives us is very comforting. I appreciate your understanding haha
oh man :O i’m an eighth grader and can’t imagine doing what you do, props man! hope everything goes well in the middle of this chaotic year
@@clxmentin3 she not gonna fuck u bro
@@whyisnicchere2356 wtf shut up
@@whyisnicchere2356 ew what
@@whyisnicchere2356 bro…? you good? genuinely, i just wanted to be nice to a teacher because of everything they go through, but i guess you’ve never just been complimented,, poor guy, sorry about that
The fact that enough people have ruined others' lives that you can make a 2nd video is alarming lol
And we share at least one Intrest with all these people 🥴
Tbh this could be a neverending series
10 years later there'll be part 134
Just submitted a story that I hope gets featured in ruined lives part 3.
@@deadsoulgaming7115 spill us the beans chief
Love how dudes like Noah and Mudan are being acknowledged more and more for the work they do
I fucking lost it at 1:48 spilled the water out my mouth when he said Hogwarts LMAO
man some of these stories are so cruel i really hope they're not true but writing out a fictional story about how you gave someone permanent brain damage for liking your crush and sending it in to be featured in a youtube video like you're proud of it is honestly not a whole lot less psychopath-serial-killer behavior
What
If its fiction then this guy just has a dark creative side
@@arkivelikesmilk6046 like all horror authors I guess
there's no winning here
I dont think that one's real, from what i saw when i looked it up Brazil nuts can only be transmitted sexually in semen so how would she be able to transmit the allergens to him sexually unless I'm wrong about that
"I guess she wasn't the only one getting long strokes" oh my god noel killed him
That’s something the author couldn’t do
these videos wholeheartedly make me feel like i can never trust another person again
this has to be the best series someone has ever made
the rage that i feel when hearing some of these stories is surprisingly balanced out by noel absolutely laying into them afterwards so thank you?
Yeah, that's a dickhead move bro. lol
Exactly
yeah & you know someone did something fucked up when the level-headed commentator who grew up watching damn GORE videos genuinely can't even make light of their stories bc they're too dark
THAT'S a bad look
Holy, the actually like thought out assassination with the Brazil nuts wtf... like actual sociopath calculation shit
And it wasnt even that homeboy stole his girl...naw she just liked someone else
There is, like, one known case of Brazilian nuts being a sexually transmitted allergy, and it was from male to female. So I call BS.
@@jamessloven2204 I really hope that's the case, but there's still a possibility and that terrifies me. Also kissing can trigger an allergic reaction so maybe that is the case.
@@mejaiisraa2219 the case study rules out the possibly. They checked the saliva, sweat and semen for an allergic reaction, only the latter was positive.
@@jamessloven2204 personally I’ve never came across that study, but i remember a 2010 study that said saliva allergies are rare but very possible, as some of the food can be stuck in your teeth and then transmitted through kissing but idk.
I have mixed feelings about the fact that I'm an adult and Noah still managed to make me laugh at 8:12
Noel, I love these videos! Please never stop making these types of videos!
As a Brit, I thoroughly enjoyed listening to Noel’s rendition of that second story. As a human being, however, I was horrified.
Also love how he starts off with the Royal Family’s accent and by the end of the story he’s descended into a Love Island contestant’s 😂
That story was far from horrifying compared to these other criminals. Darcy deserved it for putting our protagonist in the hospital
also.. is "ice box" freezer? missed opportunity if it is!
@@tonylozano1728 I mean you can tell when meat is rotten so it’s partly her fault because considering her symptoms it was severely rotten
you can't be a brit and a human being, those two literally contradict each other
I will never understand people that trigger other people's allergies on purpose. Even if you don't like someone there is no reason that to do that.
I think a lot of people don't even realize that they could literally kill someone, nut allergies are especially deadly.
Edit: Just in general, that guy definitely knew it was deadly.
Reason wasn't even remotely valid
@@aspannas I'm pretty sure he knew it was deadly. He even went through the effort of finding sexually transmitted allergens. This guy knew 100% and just doesn't want to admit it.
Also, wtf is that motive. Your crush dates another guy so you attempt murder? She probably didn't consider dating him because she had mad instincts warning her away from the guy. Here's hoping his friends/ crush see this and get this sociopath in jail.
@@pandawan4 I wasn't talking about him specifically, just in general. He definitely knew it was deadly! Absolute psycho
im praying it was a fake story bc that person needs to be off the streets and in jail and it pissed me off and the reason was absolutely ridiculous. if its true i hope that guy is living his best life.
As a British person, Noel's English accent is actually really good
Just found you through your out of pocket tiktok series. You are SO funny and I love your demeanor/personality. Lovin' your content! Btw the only person I've seen that I genuinely like watching the sponsors cause of your comedic flair to it
i feel like i’m an assistant in lawyer’s office just listening to people admit crimes
“We’ll call him Dennis cos this man was a menace” yeah. That’s a brit
definitely just someone who wants to sound British but isn't 😭
they also said car park
@@diyyaseedat there's actually two Dennis the Menaces. One from American newspaper comic strips and the other from the British comic "The Beano"
Appreciate reading them in character and the fitting background sound
This is how I get reminded that evil ppl are in plain sight like they deadass pretend to be normal
I find it crazy & appalling that the guy who made fun of an orphaned child's recent tragedy to the orphan's face was debatably NOT the worst human being out of all these stories. that says a lot about the others in this video series, & how Noel opened the most sociopathic can of worms with this video topic.
@@sweetembrace6706 I think he stopped after the death of the parents because of how dark it was. It could've ended horribly and was just too sad/fucked up to say.
these people are literally using noel as their therapist 💀
Therapist noel 😩😩😩
bro you should see his streams lmaoo
When one email addressed him as Doctor and he shut the shiz down so quick. 100% this is the psychopaths’ therapy sessions.
@@PukingPanda it’s scary
They don’t need therapy they need jail 💀
when he said “i guess she wasn’t the only one getting long strokes” about the nut allergy guy i felt my soul leave my body
"i guess she wasn't the only one getting long strokes." NOEL PLEASE
That story about the kid going to juvie for arson was the literal plot of a South Park episode 😂 I'm calling B.S!!
@@Brielles09 I remember it well lol
I’ve seen several different stories on Reddit with almost identical details to the story where the guy deletes his ex-gf’s dream job offer. Either it’s super common for horrible people to do that, or they stole it from Reddit. 🤷♂️
@@jmenhart9730 I would like to think it's several people copying one ahole rather than thinking that many aholes exist in the world lol
@@jmenhart9730 nah fam if someone in that situation comes up to you and tries to shank you theyre not gonna play it out as a joke and "akwardly catch up" after wtf is that lmao
@@LOLCAMz saaa
I really wouldn't be surprised if somebody just straight up confessed that they got away with murder in one of these someday
I'm pretty sure they already are have, but we'll never see it in a video...
10/10 on that British one. As a Brit, I loved that. Frozen meat box is officially canon
WHAT HAPPENED AT 13:50 UGH WHY NOEL
Nice! Now I can feel good about doing absolutely nothing with my life again, because - at least I'm not as bad as these guys. Thanks again Noel.
You’re worth more than your labor
these stories make thankful for my boring, less messed up life lol
Dead ass, Im over here regretting a sentence I told someone while I was drunk. Meanwhile half the audience are serial killers waiting to happen
damn two comments?
These videos make me feel like a good person
This video gave me so much confidence in myself. My intrusive thoughts aren’t even as bad as some of these.
After god knows how many episodes of this series, even just a story titled *'Dog'* haunts me as to what the contents could be.
What da dog doin *minecraft dog sound*
I sat in shock for about five minutes at the Brazil nuts one. Holy fuck, like that is pure, cold, calculated evil
like they had to have done research to do that... how do you just sit down one day and be like "hey siri, can you transmit allergens through sex? okay siri, where can i buy brazil nuts?" but never stop to ask how deadly a fkn nut allergy is.
the beginning was so upbeat sounding but those eyes man. no joy left
You know it's a good vid when noel starts roasting me out of no where to start off the vid
Noel: laxatives, not cool
Also Noel: lol vehicular dog murder
what the dog doing
@@brocku0 not a lot atm
The allergic story is Light Yagami type shit, with each story I'm a little more scared of the humans around me.
This comment is cringey weeb type shit.
@@creativeUtubehandle yea bc light yagami was a cringe guy
@@user-bl3de1tw3q yeah all that murder was pretty cringe imma be honest
god this series is amazing
one of your best videos by far
"my ex and i broke up so i ruined the potential of her ever having a happy future"
bro it is a RELATIONSHIP, youve gotta calm down
@@sweetembrace6706 no absolutely same, like if it was abusive then i really wouldnt have a problem with it cause, yknow, what goes around comes around. but like you mentioned, it seems like some sort of abuse or justification would be an important detail to mention when setting up the context in the email
@@strayble Even if it was abusive. Probably should plot out murder.
I feel like rejecting a job offer was the calmest one of the bunch. I doubt it would have ruined her life because if she was qualified to get her dream job, then she is probably qualified to get jobs that are just as good. Also, you get more than 1 email if you are selected for a job, so I think she will be fine.
One of my friends’ husky got ran over and the person kept driving. Dogs name was cooper. We didn’t go to work that day and watched him bury him. I tried to help but he wouldn’t let me, said he needed to do it. That first story has me wondering where that person hit the husky at.
I have a story I want to submit and with every new Weird DM’s vid that comes out it makes me think that I’m not as bad of a person as I once felt like I was for this
I'm so glad I started watching these videos. Thank you so much, Noel. I've always hated Brits, and seeing someone else share my feelings gave me the courage to hunt my first one! I never catch and release, only catch! Thanks buddy.
The story about the allergic friend is like something Charlie would do to Denis, to get the waitress away from him in it's always sunny.
You really think Charlie would be smart enough to concoct a plan revolving around how an allergen can be sexually transmitted? Guy couldn't even pronounce allergen. Denis, on the other hand, I could see stumbling across that Brazil nut factoid and doing this to someone in an episode.
@@joujou264 Charlie wouldn't even need to know the fact. He'd offer Denis the cake, Denis would say no, Charlie would think that the plan failed because he didn't think up to that point, and then it would've accidentaly played out in Charlie's favor by Denis fucking someone who ate the cake. Probably the waitress so it would be a fail anyway.
I hate that I liked that show lol
@@joujou264 Charlie can be a mastermind when he wants to be, like when he banged Alexandra Daddario just to make the Waitress jealous.
@@joujou264 dude have you seen Charlie Work? Charlie actually smart as hell just not in a reading or talking way
I love when Noel looks dead at the camera saying, "It's not funny," while holding back peels of laughter. Can't wait for part 3
It was the "what the dog doin"
wdym cant't wait for part 3 mate you want to know how many more of these exist
*peals
LITERALLY THE ACCENT MADE THAT STORY
That last one being so short and to the point made it so much more funny 😂😂😂
This series is really exposing us to how weird men behave when rejected. It's scary. The guy that manipulated his exs car now this guy who almost killed his crushs boyfriend 🥴
Yeah right, like women aren’t in these at all
Yeah, honestly... And the bf in this story got actual chronic damage too. I think the way people are having fun with it and enjoying listening to it is kinda worrying, and though I'm deliberately choosing to watch it myself, it does make me really angry to hear that some people just behave like this and lowkey brag about it :/
@@wat5709 didn't say that. But he hasn't read a story where a woman damaged someones live cause they got rejected or Broken up with. Other weird shit for sure. That girl with her cousin was weird as fuck. But 2 guys almost got a someone killed and then 2 others fucked with their Education/Career. None of them mentionend that they were even particularly attacked by the women or cheated on or anything it was purely bitchass hurt.
these internet warriors always make it about men
@@TheGinaChan they felt comfortable enough to send it to a Comedian. That's weird.
I hope most of the people who sent in these stories know they're fucked up and not cool like some of them seem to think they are lol. Some of them may be sharing to get it off their chest, but I feel like some people are like "I backhanded an innocent old lady and stole her purse. I stabbed a puppy and didn't feel bad. This is my joker moment villain origin story."
Spot on. Behavior like this is not meant to be glorified and even Noel is aware of this and thinks it's fucked. Like did u hear about that Joker train incident in Japan?? That's that shit to the extreme, kids or incels who feel rejected by society and act out in this selfish, despicable way
i also don’t like that noel doesn’t condemn their actions. like i get it, these videos are for laughing and whatnot, but at one point you gotta realize you probably are influencing someone into thinking this behavior is funny rather than fucking psycho.
yeah it’s like they read the prompt “i ruined someone’s life” and thought the story was supposed to be framed as this badass moment on their part
@@BoutainaZafzafi bruh, he calls them terrible people and worse, you think that’s endorsing it?
@@BoutainaZafzafi He does condemn them though, he just doesn't do it constantly because these are videos for laughing and whatnot like you said, not "Lets constantly tell this person they are awful, every single line." Thats not really entertainment.
I love reading the comments out of context before i watch the video. It makes me scared and excited.