Weird DM's: Your Uncle is Your WHAT?!
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only a theater kid would say "nether regions"
Valid
This is true
I hate how this is true 😭
as a theater kid, I agree
when i heard "Nether regions" i thought of when matpat said it, then i remembered he too was a theatre kid
“It’s weird to cuddle a guy who’s shorter than you.”
Noel: *Insecurity detected*
"hey hey HEY!" he exclaims xD
ngl even I (as a tall girl with a shorter boyfriend) was like girl wat?? 🤨
I find it's usually just the position though, way back I did have a shorter dude once try that move and it was really awkward for me lmao
I don't think it's weird. Well it's not weird just because of his height but because certain positions are awkward, sometimes regardless of height or gender.
He really screamed and showed her his cats ashes and expected to get laid after a sonic drive through date??? Like has that ever worked for him before!??
I hope so I sincerely hope so
I really hope it hasnt
Probably he was just depressed about his cat and was told to interact with other ppl so he can feel better or get his mind off his cat.
@@RANDOM-pf1ve I mean maybe I could sympathize with dude if he didn’t get mad at her for not sleeping with him after that horrible date lol
It has, I know because I was the ashes.
The first girl is lucky to be telling that story. That guy sounds out of his mind.
Kinda sounds like a serial killers origin story
Ikr what guy order sweet tea 🤨 that’s right *a serial killer*
He was probably just weird. It's not like he did anything violent.
Ehhh, I'm sure he was just depressed about his cat
Yeah cause screamo and cat ashes are totally hallmarks of a serial rapist 🙄
I love how the purple light reflects on his bald head
Eggplant headass
that was my favourite part too
mannnn🐴🐴🐴
Like a fun disco ball
Relentless 😂
"I just got abandoned by a fucking leprechaun" made me laugh more than I should have
Same lmfao, I actually yelled💀
same lmaooo
I gasped
*have
@Joshua Roehl I really wish I didn't click that link.
Aaron's story was just a cover for him getting a BBL, he ain't slick throwing in that pillow shit at the end
Whoa what
HAHAH
lmfaoooo
LMFAO
LMFAO THIS KILLED ME
didn’t think my leprechaun line would make so many people laugh 🤣 Thanks for the praise on my story telling Noel 😆
we loved iit, youre a natural storyteller!
Bruv that was hilarious
Baby he didn’t abandoned you, he was searching for his lucky pot of gold😩
ILITERALLY LOST MY MIND AFTER THAT I LOVED IT
Lollll I was dying
Aaron just told a story about being impaled and made it not sound horrifying.
we also had a musical called back to the 80s at our school
Ll
@@exorchili7121 same
It sound horrifying when he said he stood up
At least it was his ass cheek and not his asshole
Aaron seems like such a nice dude honestly, hope his ass healed alright
My ass is doing great thanks for asking
@@Baldhill7070 lmao congrats on getting into the video tho!
@@Baldhill7070 you dropped this king 👑
@@Baldhill7070 we love to hear it 🙌
@@Baldhill7070 we can change that if u down king
“i just got abandoned by a fucking leprechaun” best punchline ever i didn’t see it coming at all and lost it when she said that lmaooooo
“Nether regions” bit killed me. I’m a vet tech and hearing what people call their dogs genitals is… wild. Like dude, this is medical. The word vulva isn’t going to surprise me.
vet tech here and i agree with this so much 💀
yeah but sometimes it just feels wrong to say “dog vagina” lmfao 😭
@@anna_banana414 dussy
@@oussamat612 you need to stop 😭
@@oussamat612 why would you do this to me
last guy wasn’t a real person it was actually the lucky charms mascot trying to protect his charms
I guess having lucky charms didn't make him charming enough 😂
Both of these comments are top tier
The lucky charms mascot couldn’t tell the rainbow symbols on her shirt weren’t real lucky charms.
"he ordered a sweet tea for himself" has "one black coffee in the mcdonalds drive through" energy from john mulaney's dad
YES
@Anne P nothing lol its from a stand up routine
@Anne P here’s the link to the stand up bit by John Mulaney Caitlin is referencing, it’s only 2 mins long: czcams.com/video/4RuYXZ_fKpQ/video.html
@@avinavar4818 Thank you!
YES
I cannot stress this enough, from experience, when meeting strangers however much you trust them, meet somewhere other than your house. Do not share your address. Meet somewhere in public/ close to public!
I dox myself so often at this point i don't even care anymore
sending love to the uncle dad girl on the off chance shell see this, coming out with that kind of thing to millions without even talking to your parents is brave as hell and i hope she has a good day
that’s me! thank you very much
@@angieniver2785 OMG ❤️❤️❤️❤️
“He stopped at a McDonalds drive through and ordered one sweet tea for himself.” Woooooowww 💀😂
that cracked me up haha
One black coffee
Lmao all I could think was you got away with your life...you can eat McDonald's some other time.😂
King shit lmao
Literally the pettiest shit ever, right?
am i the only one who gets scared hearing about these girls who let their tinder dates pick them up from their house? ladies and gents if you're going to meet a stranger PLEASE take your own car and meet them in a public place so you don't get murdered or kidnapped - safety first people !
Yes! Dont let a stranger know where you live
I said "your house?!?!?" Out loud. always meet in a public space first
Yea that was her first mistake! I was like nooooo
CW rape
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I let this guy pick me up at my house and he ended up raping me. He has been calling and texting me for weeks. He knows where both my family and I live.
Dont bring strangers home.
@@breadpilled2587 omg I’m so sorry that happened to you!
Dude really thought he was gonna buy her sonic, SHOW HER HIS CATS ASHES IN HIS TRUNK…. And really thought “yeah imma get some. This is a sure thing” lol dude stop 😂 💀 you couldn’t possibly. How many women has that worked on? I must talk to them IMMEDIATELY
You guys sure have some interesting characters over there in the states lmao
@Olesram oh you have NO idea lmao, I knew I’d been living in New York too long when that shit didn’t even faze me
"he had ginger hair, which was fine. But he had a ginger beard and ew"
What color did you want his beard to be?
Maybe shes not into beards?
@@rier8061 not ginger beards, that's for sure.
i think it was obviously because he had a beard
If you’re a ginger just don’t grow a beard, they look so much better clean shaven tbh
right?
People who offer hard drugs to people who they aren’t 100% sure are already into that are monsters.
I did most drugs under the sun including meth and heroin, but I’ve never ever offered anything to anybody like that unless they were people I knew well that were already doing shit like that.
Never feel like you’re being rude for turning down something that could easily ruin your life. If you’re scared to lose friends because you won’t do hard drugs with them, they are absolutely not your friends and you are better off without them
hell yeah. I hope more people see this comment because this is so important
Very well put, I also hope more people will listen to this. Glad you are doing better. Blessings.
@@mosbmonique that’s very nice! I’ve definitely had some rough patches but I’m doing great now. Much appreciated
Misery loves company
i needed to hear this. im going out with some friends this week and every time we hang out we do drugs so like when we make plans i get hella anxiety just because im always scared of the outcome.
we now have a clip of noel saying "sussy baka", do your work, internet.
I immediately screen recorded
think he did last week too
7:31
@@gracie20 same LMAO
@joshua roehl piss off
Noel’s description of taxidermy caught me so off guard
“Like it’s still alive but they’re like.. still. Yeah.”
first girls date sounds like a bit straight out of impractical jokers
"You know what to do..."
Yes Noel. I press the like...
"... Thank today's sponsor."
Welp you got me
me too, man. me too.
i got got, man
I thought the same thing lol
Same tho 😑🥲
Found this comment faster than I thought I would
As a former teacher, I can attest that the teachers didn't used to smoke weed, past tense. They're still actively smoking. Like now. Probably before work lol
Little Mitch Hedgeberg going on. "I used to smoke weed. I still do but I used to too".
Lol I remember our pottery teacher in high school would just leave for 20 minutes in the middle of class and hotbox his car. He came back stinking like weed and everyone knew but he was chill so nobody narced.
@@wienerstein2817 LMAO! Love that line
My freshman us history teacher came to almost every class stoned lmao
fr. I've met with teachers at parties, and they usually are the most wildest on a night out
All musical kids know the adrenaline, when you injure yourself while performing it doesn’t feel half as bad til you wake up the morning after. I tore 2 of the 3 main ligaments of my ankle while performing Grease The Arena Spectacular, and kept dancing for the whole second act. I woke up the next day and couldn’t stand.
is no one going to mention the severe lacking of a story on the $12000 shit
These are pretty weird
And Danny is posting later today
genuine question who is drew
I thought I was the only one, fuck yeah
@@slimmy7971 drew gooden
and Kurtis too
Noel you didn't have to blur his face, we already know it's James Charles.
I think it's a girl cuz he also modified her voice
@@tbag246 nope, it’s James.
@@tregiangreco9225 fiiiine James Charles it is
How can you know it’s James Charles?
When you deepen the voice of an American girl you get James Charles
For the girl who got ditched by her date and he said “I left my wallet”so she paid for everything . That was a major big red flag . I would of said “sorry I just paid all my bills this month and it’s not within my budget sorry bro”. Watch him pull out his wallet 💀 I rarely let the guy pay and I pay my part . After a couple of dates then we take take turns paying for each other . It shows trust and effort on both parties
girl expected to be paid for, got mad when her date didn't. Judgemental af, probably ditched for acting rude. Double standards are hilarious.
word of advice people on a date or first date. Don’t be too over sharing lol. Idk why but people just feel the need to share so much more than they need to when it comes to their personal life and I’ve experienced AND done it too
no no no. of course not. I just overshare in the 3rd-5th date. lol whoops!
Yeah so many people over share with me like 6months in it's crazy
How does noel have hair yet his head is still shiny
the hairs are just tattooed
@@farahmariajarjour5664 This is what the government doesn't want us knowing.
Tattoo
Sweat in his skin and hair
@@joshentertainment2 You see through the hair.
New Noel new Cody and new TMG coming soon, what a Wednesday
@great day whar
New drew and new danny
@@fortino6029 just gets better and better
Did noel and cody fall out
@@wesker_579 no they still do their tmg podcast
PewDiePie: "I broke my ass."
This guy: "My ass got impaled by a 14 inch long piece of wood."
There is indeed a universal “my nether regions” face. I’m glad someone brought it to our attention.
Sponsors, no cursing, AND asking for likes at the beginning of every video...our boy Noel's trying to save up money for the wedding lmaooooo
😂😂lol you really went there.
Noel related a little too heavily to that off-hand caption about meth
no for real 💀
Same tho. I felt that
@Joshua Roehl I already listened to this masterpiece last year my man, its a gem, it should be archived for future generations. Haven't laughed this much in years.
5’5 and ginger, that man has been dealt the biggest oof by nature.
gingers are cute
*Faced blurred to protect their identity*
Noel:Ima let her finish
the mcdonalds sweet tea is so ominous like that man is not okay
I burst out laughing when she said "fcking leprechaun" 😂🤣🤣
This girl can tell a story lmao
if i ever sent in an email for weird dm's, it would be about my family tree with a long title of "alleged incest, an alleged traitor and communist, forgery, suicides and murder" and i'd be like charlie kelly in front of a whiteboard frantically rambling about pepe silvia
This is a solid idea. Go for it and then post the video link to his SUBREDDIT.
Aaron being a theater kid was CLEAR from the time I saw him, no offense LMFAO
Mario Odyssey music behind "I got impaled in the ass" was hilarious, thanks Noah
Yeah I love that Noah fella!
Noah Hiller is my favourite CZcamsr ❤️
ohhhyyeahhhh
Noah LOL
The way he kept fricking repeating the impaled bit, too alskdfjal
Boy who edited this is named Noah smh don't any of y'all pay attention
Hold on, you’re telling me Cody and Noel have the same sponsor, for a video that comes out on the same day, in which they both reference Shaq
Because they read a script
Shaq is the biggest selling point
Part of the script
“you know what you have to do” i reached for like button like a trained dog
Lol at the mom who's accusing her ex-husband of cheating. PROJECTION.
me: in a depressive episode
Noel: posts
me: ah yes serotonin
excellent serotonin slushy
@@ScottThePisces s l u s h h
Dopamine*
Damn the screamo story reminded me of the time I hooked up with a guy that was into it. I don’t judge people’s music taste so I thought nothing of it but then he started talking about hallucinations and voices so that’s when I was like “👀 umm ok” still trying to not pass judgement cause at the time I worked with kids dealing with mental health issues. I hooked up with him one more time (only two times total) and I was very quickly turned off by him when he decided to bring up his dating preferences. He told me,while we were in the car cause he was dropping me off, that he actually doesn’t even like black girls and that he prefers “paler women” and just wanted to “try it out with a black girl” I was stunned cause he was still trying to hook up with me expecting me to brush that off. After he dropped me off I texted that I don’t want to keep in touch and he replied with ALLLL the audacity “That’s fine anyways cause I was just using you you to get over my brother’s relapse” 🙃 this is a shortened down version cause he did describe some of his hallucinations and needless to say I am still worried for his mental health
Eye.... girl WHAT THE FUCK
Men get comfortable for one minute and act like this.
Wow..
Hey I'm a biracial metalhead and I gotta apologize for that dude lmao, we're not all lunatics.
You seem like the nicest possible person omfg I'm sorry you had to put up w that. You deserve so so much better
The Pavlovian conditioning after Noel said “before we get into it, you know what you have to do” worked. I hit the like and he was only talking about the sponsor…
What he said abt teachers is so true bc I’m in high school and I had a seizure in the middle of lunch and ain’t NOBODY knew what to do apparently
We need weird dms to be a Netflix series
czcams.com/video/7ITDnq6ZQOU/video.html ...
Only if it's hosted by Mr Noel
These videos should just be called "reasons women shouldn't use tinder"
nah if someone shouldn’t be using tinder its men, its not women’s fault that there are weird ass men all over the internet
or just avoid dating men till they figure out how to be normal
Or at least "should meet in public with independent modes of transportation"
@@oight tf this shit even mean
Love sexism. Super popular these days.
"Abandoned by a leprechaun" just has this ring to it
That little bit where Noel talked about "we do meth" hit my feels harder than anything has in a long time honestly. That's the kind of friendship I long for lol (not necessarily with the meth)
it's uncanny how much the screamo guy reminds me of my friend's boyfriend. like, meeting on tinder, singing for the girl in the car, i think he and my friend also got sonic on the first date???? except my friend immediately fell in love with the dude and forces me to watch his (very bad) singing videos whenever i go see her 😭😭
Hell naw rip 😭😭😭
@@andsch3881 BRO I KNOW HAHA i always have to cover my mouth and say shit like "wow he must have really healthy technique to be able to scream like that. i could never" so that she doesn't know i'm laughing 💀
Ask your friend if her bf has a cremated pet LMAO
update: they're like a year and some change into the relationship now and even though the guy seems pretty cool, the screaming videos still test my ability to keep a straight face
@@hawyee9090 but does he keep a jar with his dead cat's ashes?
"my friend did meth bc she didn't want to be rude" is a story i've been told by every single college friend i had who lived in ottawa
LMAO 😂💀
Kinda unrelated, but my sister just saw you in the video and asked me "Isn't that Obama?"
So now I'm just lying dead on the ground from entering a laughing fit
8:20 As a kindergarten teacher in their mid-20s... this hit a little too hard
Why was the splinter guy so embarrassed to talk about it? He made it sound like it was shoved up his butt or something lol
honestly the part where he had his whole ass on display in the nurse's office is pretty embarrassing u feel
@@tinalyzhen bro had to carry a pillow so he could sit down💀
I was just trying to make it sound funny lol
@@Baldhill7070 you’re the ass impaled guy?! Aw man I hope you feel better
@@PeachysMom Lmaoo yea, thanks😂
Noel saying sussy baka is a pick me up I didn't even know I needed lol
7:14 caught me off guard
7:26 Placing an ad here right after this line was genius.
As a 5'4" individual, I really appreciate Noel looking out for the little guys.
Short kings are loved!
If it makes u feel better im 5'1 😔
I'm 5'9 and stand up for the brethren.
Height don't mean shit. Those who say otherwise should get knee capped and left on the spot
@@bigbalticbox I hope you have this same energy towards people who judge fat women
@@cheerleaderofdoom766 it's actually different because there's no method of any kind to change height
“Getting dragged off” might just be my new favorite phrase
I cant believe Noel didn’t play the $12k shit story
When the girl from the last story started saying things like "it's weird cuddling short ppl" or "he has ginger beard and ew" i was like uh kinda rude?? but i didnt expect that ending dang im sorry 💀
Nah fuck it she had it coming.
@@TheHinni1234 ur the leprechaun aren't u
@@Iovedrovght I'm 6.2 and have brown hair. But fuck that girl was annoying. The short ginder boys can't help it. Not like she was a 10 herself
@@TheHinni1234 Exactly. 6'6 here, and I'm just sitting here like, "Girl, you are a 5.". People in glass houses, etc.
@@MiddleFingerLimited facts. That's what I'm saying, and getting called a leprechaun for it 🤔 girl has no business shitting on his looks height and haircolor and expect sympathy.
4:19 "Oh Screamo, you mean Corpse Husband"
Fucking wasnt expecting that
Exactly like that
The past three weird DM’s I’ve watched I’ve been on the toilet. This is now tradition
Wtf same and I didn’t even realize it but now I’m realizing it and omg
5:30 missed the opportunity to say screamated 😭
12:28 why does that sound like james Charles. And when he said SUSSY BAKA made me die laughing
"You're making it hard
Bottom text"
Im crying
Stop crying or death
"it's weird to cuddle someone shorter than you"
me: ????????
because everyone is the exact same height as everyone else.
Someone has to be little spoon. 🤷🏻♀️
12:22 WE KNOW IT'S YOU JAMES CHARLES
The fact that he played adventure music that's in like a little kid movies in the beginning of his video just tells you that we are in for an adventure
How the hell weird dms got a damn sponsor
this series needs to be a show. i would buy it anywhere for any price.
Noah's editing gotta be one of my favs, he edits all your reactions/and faces you make perfectly
Thanks Public!
happy wednesday noel
Miss, I’m 5’11 and my fiancé is 5’5 and for 5 years I’ve never not felt 150% fulfilled … in ANY instance. Find yourself a real Short King, sis.
She was pretty judgemental, but then he left her at the cinema and thats not on.
I think the issue is that he lied about his height. I mean already the first impression of him she had when they met was that he's a liar. I'd probably be a little uncomfortable with that too.
@@moent00 good point.
Jesus, I’m saying this in jest. 😂🤦♀️
yeah like he shouldn't've lied and dipped but demeaning all short dudes and gingers was real judgy also even if she's in a theater she can 100% say "im not into this," leave, and call her friend
12:17 is that James Charles lmao
This video was amazing Noel. The last girl, you're hilarious and you're gunna go far in life, you have a great attitude, def pass the vibe check. The last line made me actually laugh.
6:40 she shouldn't have even apologized like she just avoided something that could've been a dangerous situation...
well he might just be a little weird but if he wasn't dangerous and just a different guy it would be kind of rude to not say it i guess. you know what i mean? its not like he did it on purpose....some people are just weird. he could have been dangerous idk but you don't know he was. be suspectful but it's ok to be nice to them too at the same time
I totally agree. Even if it didn't end up being dangerous, you should never have to feel sorry for saying no. That's feeling sorry for exercising consent. I mean, in the end he even revealed that all he wanted was to get with her. She deserved fully to ask to be taken home without being guilt tripped for it.
@@anahand4137 yeah you don't have to say sorry. but nothing wrong with it
@@2cool0 What they said still stands. Apologizing means you feel regret for something you did wrong, no one should ever regret putting their safety first. It's never rude to leave a situation you don't feel comfortable with, please just shut up omg.
@@imaninfantilekageroo3172 lol calm down
The altered voice in the uncle story sounds like James Charles's
Keep coming back to these like a mantra
The nether regions is where you find the nether fortress and get blaze rods
This is the greatest series in CZcams history
“Oh scream-o….. you mean Corpse Husband.”
NOEL I CANT KGFKFKFKJLHLLH
Something about the “oh my god that’s so bad” at 10:42 was so incredibly real
This actually was my first Weird DMs, so thx for the introduction Noel
I was definitely invested in that last story, but I couldn't help but wonder "who the hell brings a blanket to a movie in a movie theater?"
Same but I realized it’s prob provided by the cinema?
Me and my mom have always done it because most of the time movie theaters have the air conditioning on blast and it can get pretty cold sometimes. I'd rather be safe than cold, especially if I'm wearing a dress or a skirt.
That "hey hey hey listen" was real. Noel seems hurt ngl.
I don’t think the cats ashes thing is weird. I think it kinda sweet actually. Shows he really cared about the cat.
You’re so nice. The weird DMs videos are a nice way to connect with your audience. Maybe someday I’ll share some weird story
i was JUST looking for another Noel video to watch
13:08 anyone else caught off guard by the fact that it wasn't just her dad's brother?! That's some Springer shit!
9:48 .. it’s impossible to watch cody and noel as a dutch person , won’t even let me exist in peace
Always love these videos, and the DMS and also stories are interesting.